Introducing Producer Matt’s Wife… Gemma! | HAIYAA #14

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Nigel and Matt welcome Gemma to the podcast. Matt and Gemma are fresh from seeing Nigel on his Haiyaa World Tour in London. Nigel comes up with a revolutionary VR learning tool and Nigel reveals who his favourite Malaysian person is…
0:00 - Introducing Gemma to the pod and update on Syrian Carpenters
4:23 - Matt and Gemma saw Nigel performing on tour
9:30 - There are no winners in war
15:15 - Nigel, Matt and Gemma go for drinks after the show
19:58 - Gemma explains Slum Day
24:00 - Nigel charges the same ticket prices as Coldplay in Thailand
30:46 - Another tour haul of gifts from Nigel’s meet and greets
41:47 - Reacting to listener voicemails
Go see Nigel on tour: nigelngcomedy.com/#shows
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  • @PokhrajRoy.
    @PokhrajRoy.2 жыл бұрын

    Matt and Gemma are so adorable because they groan in unison to Nephew Nigel’s Spicy Takes 😂

  • @ihulk9451

    @ihulk9451

    2 жыл бұрын

    😂😂😂😂hi bro

  • @oehnkc
    @oehnkc2 жыл бұрын

    I can just imagine someon going up to Jamie Oliver and saying "Aren't you the guy in the Uncle Roger videos?"

  • @magnet_ft_rylles

    @magnet_ft_rylles

    Жыл бұрын

    *Thump* EMOTIONAL DAMAGE

  • @yakult478

    @yakult478

    Ай бұрын

    😂😂😂😂

  • @PokhrajRoy.
    @PokhrajRoy.2 жыл бұрын

    We’ve heard of Producer Matt’s wife and now we meet her! Hello to her and happy to see her 👏🏽

  • @sidewinder9338
    @sidewinder93382 жыл бұрын

    BRING MATT ON THE ROAD!!!!! Would be hilarious to see you guys travel together!

  • @gg_namjoon
    @gg_namjoon2 жыл бұрын

    Gemma is a beaut and so lovely 😍

  • @grogvaughan5649
    @grogvaughan56492 жыл бұрын

    "Uncle Roger teaches a random white guy to make egg fried rice" would be a great way to get him in a video.. Just saying.

  • @megamond

    @megamond

    2 жыл бұрын

    C'mon Matt - step up to the pad!

  • @andix3944
    @andix39442 жыл бұрын

    Had the pleasure of seeing one of your London shows a few weeks ago. Was laughing so much my face was aching for 2 days afterwards 😳. PS. Please make Gemma a regular on the podcast 🙏

  • @named_ally
    @named_ally2 жыл бұрын

    God, it’s so funny 😂 idk what I’d do without your pod Nigel, it’s literally what keeps me alive these days since we’ve actually got cancelled out from all the social media and even vpn doesn’t work) With love, from Russia PS: do the fundraiser please, we’re suffering here 🥲

  • @the_ma1n_man296

    @the_ma1n_man296

    2 жыл бұрын

    Yeah...it's a bit tough out there, thank Nigel for not spreading the offensive mood further 🤣🤣 and delivering some fabulous content

  • @alexpiperhalliwell
    @alexpiperhalliwell2 жыл бұрын

    I was so happy that someone gave you Polish sweets. Great to see Gemma getting in the pod.

  • @rev.paull.vasquez4001
    @rev.paull.vasquez40012 жыл бұрын

    Great to see more of the Matt clan! These folks are ideal foils to your antics, Nigel.

  • @lamthanboiz2780
    @lamthanboiz27802 жыл бұрын

    I’m Thai. And it would be amazing if you guys having some blog and podcasts in Thailand. Hopefully it will happen in someday.

  • @andix3944
    @andix39442 жыл бұрын

    Awww Matt and Gemma are just too cute together 😍🥰

  • @givemethasauce5720
    @givemethasauce57202 жыл бұрын

    happy birthday uncle roger. lots of love from nepal

  • @nolaquev
    @nolaquev2 жыл бұрын

    Love, love, love these podcasts. Brilliant juxtaposition with your brashness and Matt's British politeness. I wish I could see you in person but that pesky applying for a visa to visit the UK is annoying. BTW, I'm from South Africa 🇿🇦

  • @aannzhteoh9845
    @aannzhteoh98452 жыл бұрын

    Happy Birthday, Nigel! From a fellow Malaysian!

  • @EatTravelWithMe
    @EatTravelWithMe2 жыл бұрын

    I look forward to your podcast every week. Thank you for the entertainment! Btw, Gemma and Matt are so cute together!

  • @Ararechan74
    @Ararechan742 жыл бұрын

    There is mandatory conscription for young men in Russia, so you are correct- these young men who are going home in bodybags are just pawns in Putin's game. ♡ your comedy, my 13yo and I are flying up to see your show in Seattle (from SF!).... Fuiyoh(?)

  • @PiaMasuria
    @PiaMasuria2 жыл бұрын

    Being a fan from rice to meet you; I feel like Nigel needs a buffer or someone on pod to neutralise the bombs he drops 😂 Finally we get to meet Gemma on pod! ps. Happy belated birthday Nigel! 💖 Keep on laughing and making us laugh!

  • @Hanazaki.K
    @Hanazaki.K2 жыл бұрын

    Yay, thanks Nigel, you saved my night with this upload ;3

  • @cheeseburgerlazers
    @cheeseburgerlazers2 жыл бұрын

    happy birthday nigel you deserve all the success man :)

  • @adannahinds387
    @adannahinds3872 жыл бұрын

    Hey Nigel. Love your podcast..listening to you all the way from Trinidad and Tobago :)

  • @56momoney
    @56momoney2 жыл бұрын

    I love the fact that Nigel got that spatula from the school of wok because the funny thing is, that the last week I've been watching all of their videos. So that part where they were like 'who is this random Asian guy?" on the paper wrapper, I was like THAT'S JEREMY MAN, HOW DO YOU GUYS NOT KNOW THE SCHOOL OF WOK HOST. I hope uncle Roger reviews some of their videos ahah

  • @syahibijalaluddin5536
    @syahibijalaluddin55362 жыл бұрын

    Happy Birthday Nigel Ng!! Love from Malaysia

  • @cius2112
    @cius21122 жыл бұрын

    Great episode, laughed so hard lol Gemma and Matt are great!

  • @andremp03
    @andremp032 жыл бұрын

    39:35 - Matt and Gemma carefully swerving Nigel's cancellation bombs 😂😂😂

  • @tacorevenge87
    @tacorevenge872 жыл бұрын

    Nigel is the spokes man for non western people. Love it

  • @sidchan7252
    @sidchan72522 жыл бұрын

    Yes, let's have matt and Gemma join in the Thailand gig

  • @khloe7470
    @khloe74702 жыл бұрын

    Gemma不放心Matt就一起去好了😉looking forward to your Vlogs of your tour, please make sure you have time for making them, but please take more videos as possible 🥺🥺cuz we have not been able to travel aboard during the pandemic…. Strict policy for travelling back from abroad in Hong Kong and mainland china also😭

  • @anneadams649
    @anneadams6492 жыл бұрын

    Happy birthday Nigel!!! from Cape Town

  • @fallaciousfeelings
    @fallaciousfeelings2 жыл бұрын

    Love your podcast your humor is awesome 💙

  • @__curiosity__
    @__curiosity__2 жыл бұрын

    the way i gasped when i saw gemma XD welcome to the podcast!

  • @bukurbudy2117
    @bukurbudy21172 жыл бұрын

    Great podcast, we've finally seen Gemma! We need Matt with you in Thailand 😂

  • @suparerksupasith6019
    @suparerksupasith60192 жыл бұрын

    Totally agreed on Bangkok tour price, it's a steep one! Matt & Gemma, you both welcome to Bangkok!

  • @agungparamamsa183
    @agungparamamsa1832 жыл бұрын

    Sooo funny podcast...in indonesia we love nigel....love nigel dark jokes side

  • @memon8318
    @memon83182 жыл бұрын

    Love the episode

  • @NettiesWorld4
    @NettiesWorld42 жыл бұрын

    Welcome to the group, Gemma.

  • @drake89316
    @drake893162 жыл бұрын

    Because of uncle Roger I am now obsessed with trying to make combination fried Rice! You played a jedi mind trick on me!!!!! I even got MSG and Chinese white rice and other ingredients!!!!!

  • @theomardell5430

    @theomardell5430

    2 жыл бұрын

    Same haha, been obsessed wit perfecting egg fried rice

  • @russellharrell5770

    @russellharrell5770

    2 жыл бұрын

    Me too!

  • @leelinjun
    @leelinjun2 жыл бұрын

    Singapore show sold out too fast, could not get any tickets at all. Quite a lot of us are still hoping for 2nd night show, please grant us the wish Uncle Roger!!!

  • @nopunintended2346
    @nopunintended23462 жыл бұрын

    My mans Nigel coming to the US. Thats awesome. Wish I could see the show. Been busy af. Oneday though!!. Love the podcasts though.

  • @jeremysolivan9346
    @jeremysolivan93462 жыл бұрын

    Awesome to see Matt and Gemma!!

  • @maunangbhatt8916
    @maunangbhatt89162 жыл бұрын

    7:33 if I was there i would have recognised you Matt, But sadly I can't travel to uk 😞

  • @roamingmuse
    @roamingmuse2 жыл бұрын

    Gemma for the win!

  • @dona2325
    @dona23252 жыл бұрын

    Hey, maybe Matt will be recognized in Thailand ! Matt should go there, and will see what Nigel talks about.

  • @veryfitting
    @veryfitting2 жыл бұрын

    My dad's cousin's daughters are mixed race twins. 1 white ginger girl and 1 light skinned black girl who has an amazing afro. They traveled to the US and Australia to go on the news to prove that they're physical twins

  • @primalconvoy

    @primalconvoy

    2 жыл бұрын

    Could have been worse; imagine the abusea black kid with a huge ginger afro and freckles would get (and then they would STILL burn easily in the sun)...

  • @veryfitting

    @veryfitting

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@primalconvoy we also have a man who's Pakistani and ginger, so that's close enough I think ;)

  • @wonderland1969
    @wonderland19692 жыл бұрын

    You'll be surprised how many people watch John Cleese in Thailand.

  • @danielligon9472
    @danielligon94722 жыл бұрын

    Hahahah the four finger joke is hilarious!! He can make them feel so uncomfortable so quickly. LOL

  • @ujona
    @ujona2 жыл бұрын

    Hello brother Nigel! Speaking about accents I picked up several from living in Philly, then military service at Benning and Knox plus traveling to Taiwan while working in high tech for 2 decades. Whenever I call my friends who haven't heard me, they hang up....wth...lol

  • @carolineannie7223
    @carolineannie72232 жыл бұрын

    agree you represent us well!!!

  • @cjngeh
    @cjngeh2 жыл бұрын

    Matt if you come on the US tour, I will say hi and take a picture with you :D

  • @gracielazavala5404
    @gracielazavala54042 жыл бұрын

    I love how you can make them uncomfortable so easily 😂😂

  • @DuxyMelbourne
    @DuxyMelbourne2 жыл бұрын

    just wait till you do Meet & Greet in Australia. There will be alot of Fans drinking

  • @Zoie853
    @Zoie8532 жыл бұрын

    Eating during podcast is so Chinese vibe tho🤣🤣🥘🍲🍛🍚🍜🍗🍤🥟🧋🥤🧃

  • @Fesukura86
    @Fesukura862 жыл бұрын

    I think Cambodia Kid will have fun with those VR learning

  • @catsanovagaming273
    @catsanovagaming2732 жыл бұрын

    See you in Bangkok !!! 😺

  • @chrisxxc648
    @chrisxxc6482 жыл бұрын

    I would love to see you here in cedar rapids iowa

  • @middu4228
    @middu42282 жыл бұрын

    happy birthday nigel

  • @192Rasmus
    @192Rasmus2 жыл бұрын

    haha. Love it.

  • @illiosbelonce7461
    @illiosbelonce74612 жыл бұрын

    When do we get to see a video of Nigel’s apartment tour with Uncle Roger too

  • @chemlab88
    @chemlab882 жыл бұрын

    i'm wondering if we can talk about the group of Hakka, Hokkien and Cantonese... some comedy version of the bamboo network, cheers!

  • @grandmasterlubu6332
    @grandmasterlubu63322 жыл бұрын

    Right when Nigel was talking about "Hiroshima day" I dropped a doomrocket in my Ikit Claw Total War: Warhammer 2 campaign. That's the sound effect they should use for it.

  • @JennyLynn0001
    @JennyLynn00012 жыл бұрын

    My history teacher in 10th grade used to have a mock "slave trade" in his class but he had to stop doing it because it was too traumatizing for the kids... realistically that probably builds empathy like crazy

  • @len9505

    @len9505

    2 жыл бұрын

    My 10th grade Economics teacher had us buy and sell foot massages and let's just say both supply and demand were really low

  • @tannermiller118
    @tannermiller1182 жыл бұрын

    One of those guys, sound like Pyrocynical. Good guy.

  • @jakepeh6127
    @jakepeh61272 жыл бұрын

    Greater Singapore 🇸🇬

  • @nickm5599
    @nickm5599 Жыл бұрын

    Slum day is just camping in Canada 🇨🇦

  • @michelleneoh7182
    @michelleneoh71822 жыл бұрын

    We have yellow man in Malaysia....;)

  • @AndyMrSong
    @AndyMrSong Жыл бұрын

    Gemma is so cute LOL

  • @PokhrajRoy.
    @PokhrajRoy.2 жыл бұрын

    Wait, what? No one recognised Producer Matt? Who are these people? 😂

  • @ladysauce2508
    @ladysauce25082 жыл бұрын

    hey nigel, donno if ur gonna see this, because im uh, well, 2 days late. but, i just wanted to say ur my role model and i wish i could be like you. even when you say rather offensive things, you manage to get me to agree with you. or maybe i just have some odd opinions

  • @russellharrell5770
    @russellharrell57702 жыл бұрын

    Nigel your title could be the “History Education Czar”

  • @vitranisuber
    @vitranisuber2 жыл бұрын

    Buah haahahahaha!!! Hilarious!!!

  • @zothammog
    @zothammog2 жыл бұрын

    Honestly you should be proud of your ancestors. You can be honest about their mistakes and still be proud of their accomplishments.

  • @miersdelika5016
    @miersdelika50166 ай бұрын

    26:07 Gemma is not convinced :>

  • @KurtHalfyard
    @KurtHalfyard2 жыл бұрын

    Pricing here in Canada was pretty $$$$. But, mainly because I am a dumbass and waited too long. Show sold out and the tix doubled in cost via parent company, Ticketmaster's own 'Resale' area of the site. Good deal that they can sort of scalp their own tickets. All that being said, SUPER excited to see the show on the 28th in Toronto, and happy for your success. So much good laughter on your videos and podcast channels!

  • @Therealfreanix
    @Therealfreanix2 жыл бұрын

    Nigel Ng for Prime Minister!

  • @ME_ME.....................1.1
    @ME_ME.....................1.12 жыл бұрын

    rose tyler? lol at first I thought she was from Dr who

  • @pino_de_vogel
    @pino_de_vogel2 жыл бұрын

    Editor makes fried rice, make a video over that and he gets recognised. Not sure if he would want that tho.

  • @szewei85
    @szewei852 жыл бұрын

    Haha cool

  • @MO-rl9gl
    @MO-rl9gl2 жыл бұрын

    How does Nigel not know who school of Wok is??😂

  • @liquicrum
    @liquicrum Жыл бұрын

    THE UNCLE ROGER CARTOON SHOULD BE SET WHILE U. ROGER WAS WITH A. HELEN.

  • @minhkhoipham6308
    @minhkhoipham63082 жыл бұрын

    You should introduce Gemma to Uncle Roger 🤣😂

  • @ozchinoise
    @ozchinoise2 жыл бұрын

    生日快乐

  • @pracha2679
    @pracha26792 жыл бұрын

    I’m in bangkok and i need a ticket 😭😭😭🥺it’s sold out , please help

  • @jeremythornton8760
    @jeremythornton87602 жыл бұрын

    Be careful with the MH370 joke on your tour in Australia! Lots of Australians on that flight.

  • @seamoreplant
    @seamoreplant2 жыл бұрын

    Gemma is sweet and beautiful! How did Matt catch her?😂

  • @robertjackson2700
    @robertjackson27002 жыл бұрын

    This makes me look at Nigel in a new light.🤔

  • @primalconvoy
    @primalconvoy2 жыл бұрын

    Nigel, "Live Nation" is owned by "Ticketmaster", and the British comedian (now in America), John Oliver, just released KZread clip about ticket prices. You can find it by searching "Tickets: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (HBO)". Apparently, some artists reserve some of the tickets for their own use (give to friends, contests, business partners, promotion, etc) and some even use this privilege to sell their own tickets privately at Ticketmaster for marked-up prices? If you watch the John Oliver's video, he explains it better. You might be able to reserve some of your own tickets and sell them at a cheaper price at Ticketmaster and/or give some away as "promotional" tickets for markets you think really can't afford the asking price. I'm not sure if that's allowed your end or if you're biting the hand that feeds you, so you might want to research it. Hope this helps.

  • @LilyAliang
    @LilyAliang2 жыл бұрын

    happy birthday Nigel!

  • @iwontbebeat7111
    @iwontbebeat71112 жыл бұрын

    She is hot as Nigella Lawson LMAO 😂👍😭

  • @prieststeve2153
    @prieststeve2153 Жыл бұрын

    That guy Matt just got divorced after this podcast 😂😂

  • @Cateaclysmic
    @Cateaclysmic2 жыл бұрын

    I was thinking about coming to the Bangkok show but Haiyaaa ~~~~~ can I get discount?? I give you 100 baht and I'll bring my Mum to teach you about Thai curry 🤣🤣🤣

  • @mashi6931
    @mashi69312 жыл бұрын

    Yes Japan is a very important part of East Asia

  • @aoknights4425

    @aoknights4425

    Жыл бұрын

    I don't care

  • @jatesadaborsub4255
    @jatesadaborsub42552 жыл бұрын

    ลุงโรเจอร์ พาลุงแมตท์มาด้วยครับ Uncle Roger! Bring uncle Matt to BKK!

  • @UncensoredScion
    @UncensoredScion2 жыл бұрын

    Oh Lord no, well let's hope this is a one off (I doubt it)

  • @GR8119
    @GR81192 жыл бұрын

    Nigel, why dont you have a tour date in Washington D.C.??? Is it possible you may add DC Improv or Constitution Hall to the tail end of your tour???

  • @scruffyscruffy8121
    @scruffyscruffy81212 жыл бұрын

    Hallo

  • @khoirianuratikaputri2093
    @khoirianuratikaputri20932 жыл бұрын

    Yeaaaah I am so saaaaddd with the ticket pricing in Thailand :( the venue is just right beside where I am living and can't afford it as a broke college student :(

  • @roberts1770
    @roberts17702 жыл бұрын

    If you want to break Asian internet…Next episode is Auntie Helen with Steven He moderating. So much emotional damage

  • @colin__batman5934
    @colin__batman59342 жыл бұрын

    #StevenHeForNextGuest

  • @allanhmelnitski978
    @allanhmelnitski978 Жыл бұрын

    I'v lived many years in the communist Soviet Onion under the dictatorship and KGB. Luckily we didnt have twitter or youtube, so it was way harder to get canceled.

  • @yanagi692
    @yanagi6922 жыл бұрын

    Using VR for education is great idea! We Japanese must have "Japanese invasion day" because education about it in Japan is so insufficient.And I want "Hiroshima day" for all people.

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