Nigel Must Do This To Find Love | HAIYAA #31

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This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Listeners get 10% off your first month of BetterHelp by visiting www.betterhelp.com/haiyaa
Nigel and Producer Matt catch up on Nigel's recent holiday where the friend he had travelled with was horrified by the jokes on the previous Haiyaa podcast! Nigel has realised that to find true love he must either hide his podcast or be totally upfront about his sense of humour...
0:00 - Producer Matt's shitty thumbnails and potentially starting a Haiyaa podcast patreon account
8:37 - Is it weird that Nigel has women's beauty products in his guest bathroom?
15:02 - What Nigel must do to not die alone
27:00 - Nigel falls out with his friend while on holiday
32:30 - Nigel's dentist keeps rescheduling his appointments
39:00 - Getting lazer eye surgery and a hair transplant at the same time implies a mental breakdown
Go see Nigel on tour: nigelngcomedy.com/#shows
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  • @420blazinOG
    @420blazinOG Жыл бұрын

    I love Matt's disapproving yet uncontrolable laugh everytime Nigel says something inappropriate. Such a great guy 👍🏽

  • @ALLCOOLTHINGSINLIFE

    @ALLCOOLTHINGSINLIFE

    Жыл бұрын

    Nice block

  • @mochagreen
    @mochagreen Жыл бұрын

    Producer Matt is a legend

  • @aldeanphilipdelacruz3174
    @aldeanphilipdelacruz3174 Жыл бұрын

    Haiyaaaa another demonetised weejioo.... Congrats on the success of your tours in Indonesia 😁 wish you could do one in our country as well. Loving the chemistry between you and Matt as usual.

  • @KatakBawang

    @KatakBawang

    Жыл бұрын

    He not gonna do much in malaysia. Coz the extremist malaysian taliban gonna pressure the vwry weak prime minister to bend to the will of extremist in

  • @thisasiankidistrashfordram374

    @thisasiankidistrashfordram374

    Жыл бұрын

    I wish he would tour in the Philippines too 🥲.

  • @PokhrajRoy.
    @PokhrajRoy. Жыл бұрын

    I’m so happy to hear that the Indonesian shows are a success. Well done!

  • @PokhrajRoy.
    @PokhrajRoy. Жыл бұрын

    Nigel is that guy who’d open his laptop and get to work after LASIK Surgery. You need to rest after the procedure.

  • @PokhrajRoy.
    @PokhrajRoy. Жыл бұрын

    Producer Matt is so much fun! A big hi and hello to them!

  • @PokhrajRoy.
    @PokhrajRoy. Жыл бұрын

    Also, I love how these two assume dentists can screw you over but medical malfeasance exists so you can take action lol

  • @PokhrajRoy.
    @PokhrajRoy. Жыл бұрын

    Dearest Nigel, not every Asian is a workaholic in denial 😂

  • @SM-tj5uy
    @SM-tj5uy Жыл бұрын

    Exicted to see you soon in Australia!

  • @tsuchan
    @tsuchan Жыл бұрын

    Am I imagining it, or is Nigel's voice gradually becoming more Uncle Roger?

  • @marilealouise3953

    @marilealouise3953

    Жыл бұрын

    The more emphatic he gets the more intense his accent gets lol

  • @niyaazjapie3811
    @niyaazjapie3811 Жыл бұрын

    What happened to “adventures in Indonesia”

  • @newjerseydamo
    @newjerseydamo Жыл бұрын

    Guest bathroom should be hand towel, face washer, full sized towel, hand soap and shower soap, that's it. Anyone staying over would normally have everything else or not need it for a short visit. Anything else is kind of weird.

  • @tiiktiiktiik
    @tiiktiiktiik Жыл бұрын

    Nigel! thank you so much for tour in Jakarta! non stop laughing 😄😄

  • @SHIZZLER__
    @SHIZZLER__ Жыл бұрын

    I got tickets for your Honolulu show!!!

  • @verndogs
    @verndogs Жыл бұрын

    Thanks! Someone is starting a new demonetization streak!

  • @cius2112
    @cius2112 Жыл бұрын

    Lol i like the idea of Nigel bringing dating prospects on the pod. I think the entertainment value will be high lol

  • @dona2325
    @dona2325 Жыл бұрын

    Hey, I like this podcast. Well, I don't know whether wish you to go to Hollywood or not, it seems cool, but I still want to listen to this podcast though. LOL

  • @PokhrajRoy.
    @PokhrajRoy. Жыл бұрын

    Lmao not Nigel getting his act together. We know you too well 😂

  • @yanagi692
    @yanagi692 Жыл бұрын

    Thank you Nigel!

  • @Yuan-yr2gn
    @Yuan-yr2gn Жыл бұрын

    You are already a star, man!!!

  • @PokhrajRoy.
    @PokhrajRoy. Жыл бұрын

    I remember Nigel’s manager being a sport when called on the Podcast. Call them over for an episode.

  • @beckyd712
    @beckyd712 Жыл бұрын

    If she really likes you and she has a sense of humor, you shouldn't have anything to worry about. If she doesn't have either, you don't want her anyway! *Blessed Be and stay well Nigel!*

  • @sheriasanchez

    @sheriasanchez

    Жыл бұрын

    I think his true soulmate will accept his fucked up sense of humor and throw insults right back at him. If she gets turned off by the podcast shes not for him. 🤣

  • @PokhrajRoy.
    @PokhrajRoy. Жыл бұрын

    Nigel looks very cute in the shirt! Wear more shirts. Also, I’m scrolling through your Instagram too lol

  • @Dis_Grace24
    @Dis_Grace24 Жыл бұрын

    Thanks!

  • @FoxphorousRon
    @FoxphorousRon Жыл бұрын

    betterhelp is back!!!

  • @dev3403
    @dev3403 Жыл бұрын

    30:16 Can I just say, you have a very good singing voice

  • @SHIZZLER__
    @SHIZZLER__ Жыл бұрын

    You are never stuck with Matt, you can always make the changes you need to improve your brand.

  • @kaylarivera5238
    @kaylarivera5238 Жыл бұрын

    Watching this video right after watching ep #42 lol

  • @linkwy1240
    @linkwy1240 Жыл бұрын

    You are really funny, just stay the way you are mr.nigel.

  • @JennyLynn0001
    @JennyLynn0001 Жыл бұрын

    If you make a patreon I would become a patron of you! To hell with youtube!!!... well not really I watch youtube more often than cable and your podcast is more entertaining to watch than most of the crap on TV :)

  • @roguetryst
    @roguetryst Жыл бұрын

    I love your shows lol

  • @robindevies3330
    @robindevies3330 Жыл бұрын

    I feel so exposed. So seen! I literally was like oh yeah, I'm super guilty of sleuthing but not because I want to see if I'm the side piece. I'm at that age where I can't be bothered with a man who uses products that smell like baby butts or doesn't keep toilet paper stocked or is just plain nasty! Thank you Nigel for being concerned for women's safety. And idk I think I'd respect a guy more with good skin care routine so... unisex products shouldn't be necessary.

  • @mashnoonislam1126
    @mashnoonislam1126 Жыл бұрын

    Enjoyed the show in Melbourne, Uncle Roger!

  • @xiaoxinbenjy
    @xiaoxinbenjy Жыл бұрын

    Agreed! Who says guys don’t need make up remover? 😤

  • @dr.kawasaki7380
    @dr.kawasaki7380 Жыл бұрын

    Docu: Nigel goes to Ghana and eats in " *Chop Bars* "

  • @BangBangGore
    @BangBangGore Жыл бұрын

    Why podcast about holiday in Indonesia is deleted

  • @oehnkc
    @oehnkc Жыл бұрын

    At this point the podcast should be renamed to "HAIYAA with Matthew Bentley-Viney"

  • @AllyCakes12
    @AllyCakes12 Жыл бұрын

    Nigel - as a woman, most of us know you can place lotion on a paper towel or some type of cloth and it'll be an alternative for makeup remover. Just make sure you have decent lotion with paper towels in the bathroom lol.

  • @muenchhausenmusic
    @muenchhausenmusic Жыл бұрын

    Hey does anybody know why ep 32 is set to private?

  • @FPSAlann

    @FPSAlann

    Жыл бұрын

    Yeah i search it up. Got no clue.. Indonesian story. Idk why its private

  • @muenchhausenmusic

    @muenchhausenmusic

    Жыл бұрын

    @@FPSAlann I remember seeing it available some days back

  • @rieziqf9186

    @rieziqf9186

    Жыл бұрын

    Couldn't find it either on other platform

  • @AllyCakes12
    @AllyCakes12 Жыл бұрын

    OMG I'm Ally_Cakes! Lol ty for reading my question!

  • @GR8119
    @GR8119 Жыл бұрын

    NIgel And Matt..... Can u set up a cooking skit with Jenny Babas?????? She is a comedy youtuber, and has had skits before eating Asian food. I think the collab would be GREAT!!!

  • @theorthodoxapologeticschan9378
    @theorthodoxapologeticschan9378 Жыл бұрын

    Nigel, make a list of what you want

  • @PokhrajRoy.
    @PokhrajRoy. Жыл бұрын

    Me: “How long can a chapter of your video be?” Nigel: “Yes.”

  • @Starlqqking1994
    @Starlqqking1994 Жыл бұрын

    Matt hook an Asian sister up! Love the sense of humor!

  • @lajibolala1052
    @lajibolala1052 Жыл бұрын

    Looking like a Top G on yacht

  • @AllyCakes12
    @AllyCakes12 Жыл бұрын

    Matt - if you had a daughter going on a date, you'd want her to snoop thru this guy's bathroom for her safety also lol.

  • @jasonrist6582
    @jasonrist6582 Жыл бұрын

    yacht? you mean the bass boat? haiyaa

  • @sampurnamukherjee6310
    @sampurnamukherjee6310 Жыл бұрын

    For somebody who prides in his rationality and logical thinking, I found it super funny that Nigel didn't realise the spill -over will be from the PATIENTS who couldn't reach in time due to strike, and therefore the PATIENTS would need more time the next day, not because the doctor can't reach in time. Oh well :v

  • @HCPAX
    @HCPAX Жыл бұрын

    when you get your hair transplant, go to turkey. hair transplant capital of the world.

  • @HCPAX
    @HCPAX Жыл бұрын

    i miss the dentists in china. getting stuff done is so easy. in the usa, you have to wait a month to get in. its so annoying

  • @PokhrajRoy.
    @PokhrajRoy. Жыл бұрын

    Lmao who uses the word ‘Chinaman’? Matt is not a Victorian Era Aristocrat. 😂

  • @lll2407
    @lll2407 Жыл бұрын

    I think the bathroom product is a thoughtful side of the host.

  • @thaimingyap1461
    @thaimingyap1461 Жыл бұрын

    I would like to be a guest in ur home, Nigel

  • @lalAlyssa
    @lalAlyssa9 ай бұрын

    i hope he's not talking about Evelyn. i love their dynamic and friendship so much. but the descriptions all sound like her

  • @BookNerd4Music
    @BookNerd4Music Жыл бұрын

    i was waiting to see why this was demonetized........... there it is........ LOLOL

  • @aldeanphilipdelacruz3174
    @aldeanphilipdelacruz3174 Жыл бұрын

    Was it me, or was the episode the one with the Indonesian weapons dealer removed?

  • @palindrome-hna
    @palindrome-hna Жыл бұрын

    Should I wish you all the best? 😀

  • @SHIZZLER__
    @SHIZZLER__ Жыл бұрын

    On a personal note, how is your relationship with Esther??

  • @JC-uz3ey
    @JC-uz3ey Жыл бұрын

    Ah man, i wanted to catch Uncle roger in Singapore with my partner but the date didnt work out :(

  • @JeremiahKlarman
    @JeremiahKlarman Жыл бұрын

    Can Matt make egg fried rice and Uncle Roger review it?

  • @PizzaPenguin650
    @PizzaPenguin650 Жыл бұрын

    You didn't iron your shirt man ;)

  • @HCPAX
    @HCPAX Жыл бұрын

    lol. use an orange background that matches uncle rogers orange shirt on a major fail thumbnail.

  • @ALLCOOLTHINGSINLIFE
    @ALLCOOLTHINGSINLIFE Жыл бұрын

    Kingdomcome

  • @PokhrajRoy.
    @PokhrajRoy. Жыл бұрын

    I don’t think ‘soft and nice’ is incongruous to business practices. The word ‘sacrifice’ is often abused.

  • @LeeZhiWei8219
    @LeeZhiWei8219 Жыл бұрын

    Idk this will help for the demonetisation. But I'm trying!

  • @janehyun2581
    @janehyun2581 Жыл бұрын

    😍❤️👊🏻

  • @remruatfela
    @remruatfela4 ай бұрын

    hey!, UncleRoger please try to visit Mizoram located in India. please please please please please please please please please please please

  • @vietthanhnguyen1528
    @vietthanhnguyen15289 ай бұрын

    Is nigel and roger 1 or 2? You guys look the same

  • @Nathan-vv1jh
    @Nathan-vv1jh10 ай бұрын

    When I would start dating someone or bring them back they will walk out in a good few Seconds because I collect something very nerdy lightsabers so they would say oooh helll nahh

  • @ruthbanon6049
    @ruthbanon6049 Жыл бұрын

    Nigel do not mix business associations with friends. They are two entirely different ballgames, Different rules and different regulations. Empathy is appropriate for one and fairness for the other. These are different ontological realms. You should know that. But do not treat close friends like business associates or else you wont have any.

  • @lalAlyssa

    @lalAlyssa

    9 ай бұрын

    do you think that friend is evelyn? i hope not

  • @PokhrajRoy.
    @PokhrajRoy. Жыл бұрын

    I don’t think makeup removers are only for women. Anyone can use it.

  • @ArunKumar-ol8wn
    @ArunKumar-ol8wn11 ай бұрын

    Hii Uncle Roger.... please Collab once with Chef Ranveer Brar...

  • @sarahcatton5795
    @sarahcatton5795 Жыл бұрын

    cute as hell

  • @PokhrajRoy.
    @PokhrajRoy. Жыл бұрын

    Pro-Tip: Maybe just label things and if you want to snoop, be better at it than just relying on circumstantial evidence.

  • @dex4553
    @dex4553 Жыл бұрын

    nigel bro use tinder

  • @mustangdill36
    @mustangdill366 ай бұрын

    you should be on kill tony. he loves asians and isnt affraid of censorship.

  • @aleksandrivanov3822
    @aleksandrivanov3822 Жыл бұрын

    it is not red flag for asian middle class guy. for europeans it is too much RED!

  • @prieststeve2153
    @prieststeve2153 Жыл бұрын

    Listening to this dude Matt is so painful man, you need a new partner mr roger :(

  • @DarthwRath
    @DarthwRath Жыл бұрын

    Yeah definitely don't beep or censor words. That sucks.

  • @jamesmarch8704
    @jamesmarch8704 Жыл бұрын

    Rising new KZreadr should just find sponsor and earn enough through merch by now. They can’t be greedy this early in the game asking for donation without making more bonus member contents. That’s the difference between Andrew schulz and bill burr level.

  • @6891s
    @6891s Жыл бұрын

    ?

  • @aralcuiyy
    @aralcuiyy Жыл бұрын

    Jacky Chan? Seriously? Haiyaa

  • @Carina_Canopus
    @Carina_Canopus Жыл бұрын

    Mm

  • @gillian0809
    @gillian0809 Жыл бұрын

    Yes red flag...female here +1

  • @Kaiplugcenat
    @Kaiplugcenat Жыл бұрын

    3rd

  • @adude8671
    @adude8671 Жыл бұрын

    E

  • @Mandibil
    @Mandibil Жыл бұрын

    Study some MGTOW first ... haiyaa

  • @sloeyg7114
    @sloeyg7114 Жыл бұрын

    MS paint is the MSG of graphic design.... Blockcolorflavor#

  • @nicholaslo983
    @nicholaslo983 Жыл бұрын

    E

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