My favourite podcast. How sad is it that this is the highlight of my week? 😂😂

@ptit_pain

2 жыл бұрын

Same for me😆

@thebadboi7063

2 жыл бұрын

Same here

@kekoachin-hidano7194

2 жыл бұрын

Not sad, the world has a lot of shit people and Nigel is not amongst them...probably...tomayto, tomato. Either way he's funny.

26:35 I can already imagine uncle Roger saying: "Just use Finger, Haiyaa..."

First time watching the podcast and I just love how Nigel has no filter 🤣

@Valconize

Жыл бұрын

He's wild 🤣🤣

Nephew Zippy here from Nebraska. You forgot to mention MSG as an ingredient in your fry rye! Sooooooo sad!!! Lol. You are awesome bro. Keep pushing! Love your content

My ex MIL is Sri-Lankan and she explained eating with her hands to me as the ultimate bite, every bite. When I first met her, She was going to not use her hands while eating because she didn't want to scare away the white girl. But I asked her to just please not worry about that stuff - and occasionally would end up eating things like hot ass curry sometimes with my hands too. In my experience - I've only ever seen her use one hand, and even then, mostly her thumb and two to three fingers. She explained it as eating a lot more selectively - a pinch of this, a poke of that - and mindfully! Give it a try Matt. It's not as much of a culture shock as it seems like it would be! More so I just thought "this only seems odd to me because growing up my experience was scolding if I didn't use utensils"

@TAMUThrowaway

Жыл бұрын

Americans: eww they're eating with hands. Also Americans: *eat fried chicken, sandwiches, tacos, chicken wings, turkey legs, pizza, BBQ ribs*

39:42 hey matt Indian fan here Just wanted to let u know that we don't use both the hand to eat food (unless it's a western food like burger or something) right hand for eating n also we wash our hands (twice) before & after eating the food btw for drinking water n stuff we use other hand (usually left hand)

@RoxanneLavender

2 жыл бұрын

Do you scoop up wet food with your bare hands? I was raised to use the chapatti for that. I think Matt might be confusing India with Morocco.

@namrathar.s4688

2 жыл бұрын

@@RoxanneLavender yes in many of the rice dish (example sambar rice, palav, vangi bath ect ect) there are many dishes where we use hands (usually right) even in chapathi dosa puri n many other stuff we use hands (for these there usually be a side dish like playa curry/gravy or sometimes just pickles Btw if am not wrong Morocco is some African place (am I right.?)

@TG-ge1oh

2 жыл бұрын

@@RoxanneLavender You should see us eating our daal and jhol sometime lol. Better still, watch an Indian uncle eat those. It'll be such a learning experience, and I'm not even kidding 🤣

@namrathar.s4688

2 жыл бұрын

@@TG-ge1oh true lol 🤣

Hey Nigel & Matt, Hello from India. There's a scam going on India in which scammers sends you QR code to scan and the amount will be transferred to your account. But there's a catch, they do for couple hundred bucks in which money is credited to your account but then large amount gets debited from account instead of being credited. Spread the word !

My favorite only podcast keep it up love what you do

38:59 hey Mat! Indian fan here , we usually only eat with one hand and keep the other hand clean ( usually the right) if we ever use both hands to eat it is usually to eat western food like burgers or something. also we usually wash our hand before and after the meal , if my hand feels really uncomfortable while eating I usually just lick the food off.

@magnetogaming640

2 жыл бұрын

He must be talking about nan/ roti , sometimes we use both hands becoz we need to tear apart 🙂

@Aismail96

2 жыл бұрын

Same for us Africans eat with one hand especially the right hand . The left hand is reserved for restroom duties so it's frowned upon to use the left hand . It was pretty much the same when I lived in India like you said .

@cilaneloke9860

2 жыл бұрын

Malaysian Chinese here. I learnt from Malays that eating with hand shall only use the finger tips. Also, we only use one hand. Burgers and pizza is so small here. I still can use one hand. 😂

@RoxanneLavender

2 жыл бұрын

What part of India do people scoop up wet food with their bare hands to eat? I thought we all used chapatti or something to scoop it up...

@nehaanand4767

2 жыл бұрын

@@RoxanneLavender I'm from South India so maybe there is a difference , most of my family binds rice together with a gravy and eat with the right hand though I'm kind of a coconut and eat with a spoon :D

Haiyaaa Nigel & Matt! He wanted more pics so he could post ads to scam others. Definitely a known tool for scammers. Always be leary when selling something on those Marketplace sites! Love the pods!

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣your jokes @ 2:43 had me 🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂 LMAO!!!! Thanks!!!

Uncle Rogers reacting to porn is actually a good idea! I would definitely watch!😂😂especially Japanese one, you know why lol

When I heard about Will Smith I instantly thought about what you said previously about triggering empathy. Making fun of someone's wife with alopecia definitely a trigger.

This podcast just made my day. 😊

@j4cksp1ayzrb73

2 жыл бұрын

same

Hahaha soo funny u make my day guys it so cool u do this

YesSiRr!! Don't Chris Brown your girl... Will Smith her instead!! LMFAO!! You the Man Unkle Roger!!

Why does Nigel's laugh sound like insect chittering? lol

Wondering what is Nigel’s MBTI😹😹 this guy has a sense of humor but with sensitivity as well.

@definitelymaybe_cath

2 жыл бұрын

I guess.. ENTP?

Do you make still podcast with Evelyn? The best duo!

We encountered a similar cheque scammer years ago. We were trying to sell two air conditioners online, and the guy said he wanted to buy BOTH for his daughter in university, which was already weird -- why would she need TWO air conditioners? He gave us the line about sending us a cheque for more than we wanted, and we would transfer the difference back to him. So we went along with it to just see what would happen, and when the cheque arrived in the mail it looked obviously fake. But we took it to CIBC anyway (since it was supposed to be a cheque from that bank), and one of the tellers confirmed it was phony. After that, we just ignored his messages.

Uncle Roger should review Deadly Twister by Max Mofoe. He already checked out How To Basic

Saving....I have always said "perfect timing would be dying as I spend my last dollar"

@Matt the extra photos, if they were not posted online they might use them to try and set up another account to sell that item they don't have either on the same site or another. So even if they don't scam you out of money the photos could be used for another scam. Glad you didnt lose any money. :)

As an Indonesian, moreover a Sundanese, I am mildly sad that Matt doesn't like to use hand to eat. First, you have to wash your hands before and after meal. You use only your right hand to eat (well, sometimes I need two because I hold kerupuk with my left hand) And don't worry, we also have tissue, just in case you need to use your phone mid way. It's might be strange to use hands to eat but you will get used to it 😁

Well, stay level-headed and keep your friends as success comes.

You’re changing Matt like you did with Evelyn lmao

Why doesn't Matt understand that you can just use one hand to eat with. Would you use two hands to hold a fork? All you have to do is use the fingertips of one hand

Jaja He sure got dat Haiyaa when dating her

Nigel, When I heard you wanted to be pampered, I thought why would you need to wear a diaper. 😆. But seriously you are doing great in your career.

If you're selling things over interest markets, meet people in a police parking lot. They usually have a location for it now, its so bad. If they wont meet you there, it's a setup or a rny run up.

38:59 In the Philippines there are certain times we eat with our hands. Typically you would only use one hand to eat with. The other is free to use to pick up a glass, plate, or even to pick our ass.

Matt, in India and also in Indonesia, eating with hands is normally done with one hand, not both. The other hand is kept clean

Use colander for better 'splatter' effect 🤣

Matt I have a reverse of that one, I had a guy trying to sell ME something and he was very adamant that he wouldn't go down in price so I told him I didn't want it. He then proceeds to send me numerous messages going down in price every time and I was busy and didn't see them. I get out of work and my phone is blown up with messages from this guy telling me I was an asshole and wasted his time and how dare I waste his time like that. I laughed and told him jokes on you cause you don't try to sell something to someone unsolicited and then get mad when they don't buy it.

I'd much have rather been bullied with words instead of beaten up I can tell you that 😂😂😂😂😂

I miss Evelyn 😹 I feel like her cohosting presence of balancing Nigel is becoming more and more obvious as this series goes on

@ParanoiaParty3

2 жыл бұрын

I like the unhinge

Hey Nigel, young viewer from Hong Kong here. I really enjoy your podcasts and videos, and please keep going. That said, as a native Cantonese speaker, I want to ask you about the etymology of Uncle Roger’s Haiyaa and Fuiyoh. They sound sort of Cantonese based, but I’m not quite sure whether I’ve heard them before. Are these specific to Malaysian Cantonese? Because if not I don’t really know about fuiyoh, but I have an idea about Haiyaa. In HK Cantonese, we sometimes say Weiyaa when we’re annoyed or frustrated, basically in the same way you say Haiyaa as Uncle Roger. I’m guessing Haiyaa is a combination between Weiyaa and another one of the Cantonese exclamations, which is sort of that really frustrated sighing sound we make that sounds like “hey” or “huy”. Please let me know how exactly you made these Cantonese exclamation sounds. Though I think you could use a bit more intonation to make them more realistic, because you always just use a flat tone to maintain the Cantonese accent. Regardless, thanks for your comedic representation of Asian culture, and please continue.

@cilaneloke9860

2 жыл бұрын

Hi. Malaysian Chinese here. If I'm not mistaken, Nigel is not Cantonese. So he doesn't really speak Cantonese. The Haiyaa I think is actually our usual Aiya. The H and flat tone is for westerners to learn the word easier i suppose. dont think it is the same meaning with Weiyaa. Weiyaa is more to the meaning of Hey. Right?

@cilaneloke9860

2 жыл бұрын

Aiya is more to "Oh my God." Fuiyoh means "Wow, that is great stuff."

@Azyze

2 жыл бұрын

Malaysian Malay here. I have used fuiyoh since small and used to think it’s a Malay word. As I grew up, my Indian and Chinese friends use it too, with no clear indication of a root / origin language affiliation. I guess it’s a Malaysian slang?

Picking up the (bowl) and/or scooping (rice) into our mouth is not always considered good manners in parts of Asia, such as Korea or Japan. In Japan, most plain rice is eaten with chopsticks (unless it's sushi, at times, or onigiri), but fried rice or Japanese curry with rice is usually eaten with spoons (even if the fried rice is served in a bowl).

Matt it is way too easy to eat with hands. No cleaning of extra utensils and plus save time for people cleaning utensils. Haiyaa Matt!!

I feel likeeee… Matt should go to south East Asian countries to see how we could eat with one hand and use the other to drink. It’s a dexterity skill that can be learned. You don’t “need” to use two hands to eat Matt 😅 the hands have flexible fingers and thumbs which are far superior than any rigid utensil. Haha.

Video idea for Rog: hire some folks on Fiverr to film themselves trying to cook. Review results.

so how does Matt eat tacos or burgers? ! 🤣😅

Why wouldn’t you make a podcast with uncle Nick or any-other chef

Interesting. I have a story that is a mix between the 2 Scam Stories here. I was selling my old computer, and a guy says that he would need a courier to pick it up. And he sent me a cheque. But the amount was greater than the one we agreed on. Meanwhile, this cheque came from a bank I have never heard of, and it exist on a street that does not exist. So, I pretended that I have not received the cheque. The guy sent me another one, still similar issues, but this time, from another nonexistent bank. In the end, I didn't even try to deposit the cheques. Forgot how the conversation concluded. It is rare, but interesting to see. This was in the 2015s too, maybe they are trying to monetize on people's forgotten knowledge about cheque and cheque bouncing?

Slapping has a very disrespectful connotation Punching is just violence lol

I guess it ruins deniability a little, but that's kind of a good thing. I think you should always be transparent in relationship. If she didn't straight up said it, she wouldn't know if you're up for it or if she's leading you on. If you never agreed to it, you could accuse her of leading you on either way. That would be a messy situation. Also if you're not ok with hearing it called by it's name even once in a while, how are you ok with doing it. Seems like internal conflict, that would make you negative towards youself and your partner, if you didn't make up your mind first

Matt, hand eating, mainly using right hand, so the left is mostly free to grab a drink or some other things.

And again Jamie Oliver is portrayed as Mr. Mackey. : p

my leg went down. You use one hand to eat...

Normally, when eating with hands, one is used and also a bowl of water is nearby

slapping someone is a assault and battery

Welcome back to another episode of ‘Adventures with Nephew Nigel and Producer Matt’!

It's kinda sad that you basically have to be suspicious of everyone nowadays... My husband was scammed by a homeless person who yelled at him because he tried to give him an extra taco... he's suspicious and bitter against all people holding homeless signs now.

Matt, the chinese even have a song about Frying Rice. The title is Fry Cold Rice. Translation of lyrics: Fry cold rice Chop up some vegetables Crack an egg And then drop some soy sauce After fry cold rice we'll all eat One bowl for u, one bowl for me The smell will make us salivate

I think women do just as much creepy sh@t online as men, we're just better at going unnoticed 😂😂😂

You should try to live in Indonesia, you'll always find drama everyday on youtube. You'd woke up excited everyday.

Is Gumtree like Craigslist??

@gg_namjoon

2 жыл бұрын

Yup :)

@primalconvoy

2 жыл бұрын

I've never heard of it, but Craigslist Tokyo had some sketchy people, usually fellow foreigners but ones that didn't understand English so well. When we tried to give stuff away, for free, we included photos with measurements and still we would get messages asking us if our item would "fit in their car" or if we wouldn't mind bringing a (large table, etc) to the train station, etc.

“Maybe an older person would get duped by that” - Sweats in 21 year old that almost fell for the scam

I told my sons that my Mrs and I were going to spend their inheritance too (not really, but it's funny). We are putting our money into the grandkids trust funds. But so far only one granddaughter.

In India we only use one hand to eat the other hand is meant to be clean 😅

Do you still hangout with Evelyn Mok? Just curious..

26:55 Why would someone use a colander in a porn?!?!?! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@beruangsinar1033

2 жыл бұрын

Ask Hersha & Vincenzo

@primalconvoy

2 жыл бұрын

Yes, in "food porn", which is available to view at KZread

@liamwright2510

2 жыл бұрын

Shower effect probably 😂😂

Uncle roger please review Al’s kitchen

No, A slap is more humiliating than a punch

@jessbridges564

2 жыл бұрын

Men punch and can still be friends but a slap…. Psychologically, more is behind it than simple anger.

Matt, you would only use one hand to eat indian food. and even then its the fingers and never the whole hand like the palm area.

InTeReStInG!!

Uncle Roger just because she says she’s willing to be someone nefarious is quite the same she is someone nefarious. Why is a man of your discerning taste and critical analysis miss such a pivotal point and brash as your online and stage performance might be - I doubt that such a bashful young man like Uncle Roger or Nigel for that matter would be willing to go there to really know a gold digger if he ever met one lol! And that why we love you because you George Constanza of Asia my sweet boy!

hay wait is his wife gemma from the gameology channel!!!! wtf!!!!

Can you listen to it somewhere else than KZread

@vinkenjitibayan422

2 жыл бұрын

ye you can listen to it on spotify

How accent is quite fluent in these vids

Do jamie oliver carbonnara

well, the problem is Kim doesn't work.

1:10 ROFL if it were a Jamie Oliver hate crime instead 🔥🔥🔥

IN AMERICA, PUNCHING IS MUCH MORE OF A GUARANTEED ASSAULT CHARGE

Quick thing about how indians eat. We don't actually use both hands! In our family we eat rice with just one. If we eat naan, we tear it with one hand too. The other unused hand is for picking up water/the drink. It'll be really hard to clean your hands if both are dirty, but with just one used hand, we can do stuff like open the door to the washroom or open the tap 😆

now comedy club need to hire bouncers

You only use one hand to eat😅, don't use both

Slapping is somehow a way to humiliating. So that 's Will Smith intention to humiliating Chris.

As an Indian we use only one hand

Matt, eating with hands in India is no different to eating a burger or toast. Do you eat your toast, and burgers, fries, etc, with a knife and fork? Indians eat dahl and anything soupy with either a spoon or a specific bread, like purees/puri. And the curries are eaten by ripping bits of chapatti and using that to pick and scoop up the food, your hands don't get dirty. You might be mistaking India with Morocco and the Philippines. The latter scoop up rice with their hands i think. And in Morocco wet food is eaten with bare hands, i grew up eating Indian food with my hands/a piece of chapatti or something... and rarely did my hands get dirty. Indians don't scoop-up wet food with bare hands, and the amount of Indian restaurants in England you should know that... Do you go to Indian restaurants and just shove your bare hands in a pot of curry?

You are funny Nigel but you still are going to Hell 😂😂. Keep up the inappropriate jokes.

I would love to see Uncle Roger got sponsored by pron website(s)

im curious at who's nigel ex wife was. their relationship seems healthy. wonder what's the cause of separation. nigel also always talk good about her.

@PizzaPenguin650

Жыл бұрын

He gets his frustrations out through uncle Roger

Regarding the discussion around minute 6: Many species, including humans, have evolved a trait called female choice. For females it’s far more resource intensive to have offspring than for males. And ultimately, it’s the goal of every individual to „spread their genes“ as much as possible. That‘s why the strategies for females in many/most species is to look for the best quality mate, to ensure the best chances of their offspring thriving, whereas for males it‘s more effective to have as many mates as possible. In humans that manifests in females generally being pickier than males when it comes to selecting a partner.

For real I be your Bodyguard

a small thing matt should know. im from nepal so its mostly same as india, we eat with only one hand. we don't use toilet paper, we wipe our ass with hand and water (left hand) and we eat with right hand. and while eating we only use our fingers, most of the time food doesn't touch our palm. but i can see the confusion

If you want to see how creepy women can be just take a stroll amongst kpop fans

I can use chopsticks, forks, spoons and knives. Filipinos have been using there hand for rice for generations. So Uncle Koa if you are so angry use your hands.

I dunno, imagine you work hard and pro in something end up being criticised (so called reviewed) by comedian hmm….no right or wrong though?!

Actually Matt, you eat with your right hand that’s it. With the left hand you wash your booty that’s the Asian way. We don’t walk around with poop residue 🤓

Five years after the Brexit Referandom.

Hallo Nephews

No offense to Matt, but Nigel needs someone else to do the podcast with him. Matt is too Nice, Nigel needs more push back. This is just Nigel talking shit and Matt being shy and uncomfortable in the corner.

Can I expect that is the end of Uncle Roger? Yeah. Nigel doesn't care about Uncle Roger.

My answer to Kokoa... It seems that your gripe is Asians lord chopsticks over spoons... As far as I know... No Asians don't, fairly sure chopsticks are primarily used in conjunction with spoons. It's FORKS that Asians have distain for. Forks almost entirely pointless when chopsticks fulfill most of its uses. Spoons fulfill pretty much everything else chopsticks can't and then you have the knife for cutting, that's it. If you are complaining that you can't cut steaks with chopsticks... Huh, I haven't had that problem

Hallo

You gotta slap some sense into Jamie Oliver mate so he would stop his BS Asian cooking. I'd definitely watch that mate.

wassup

Well, customarily in India we eat with one hand, so the “both hands are dirty” excuse doesn’t work. Just a small fact check

20:50 or just in MSG package tho if he doesn't left anything to his kids I worry they could just put his ashes in Jamie Oliver's chilli jam jar.