Why Everybody Should Take Acting Classes!| HAIYAA #44

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Happy New Year viewers & listeners of the Haiyaa Podcast!
Welcome to 2023 where Nigel’s American friend discovered the British supermarket meal deal, Producer Matt is gifted a very special wand (wingardium leviosa not levioSAR) and Nigel stumbles on a ridiculous way to try and be seen quicker by Doctors in the Emergency Room.
0:00 - Nigel presents Producer Matt with a belated Christmas present and Nigel had an American friend come to stay.
6:53 - British holidays compared with American vacations and Nigel questions why Producer Matt has chosen to do dry January (which was broken that evening when they went for dinner because Nigel bought the wine and Producer Matt knew he would regret not having a nice glass of red with their Spaghetti Carbonara)
13:25 - Nigel has started hypnotherapy! Producer Matt reveals the former gladiator he watches perform gong therapy on Instagram.
20:35 - Boston friend visited Nigel over the Christmas period and when they visited a spa there were some gender politics at play when deciding who should have the male and who should have the female massage artist. Nigel also reveals why massage parlours offering female happy endings would be a terrible business idea.
27:15 - Cost of living in America compared to the UK and his Boston friend discovers the fables British supermarket meal deal for £5 and Producer Matt ponders when did the UK become a third world country…
39:00 - Nigel had to go to a British hospital on a public holiday and it didn’t go to plan. He also discovered he’s one earache away from turning into a right wing shock jock.
49:40 - Instead of privatising the NHS Nigel has this wild theory so people get seen by doctors quicker…
Go see Nigel on tour: nigelngcomedy.com/#shows
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  • @yplook6755
    @yplook6755 Жыл бұрын

    I think Producer Matt deserves more than 10% pay rise as he is doing so much more than what a Producer is supposed to do!!

  • @mrnigelng

    @mrnigelng

    Жыл бұрын

    Ok log out of your burner account Matt 😂

  • @HR-yb1ij

    @HR-yb1ij

    Жыл бұрын

    Haha

  • @tiffomuffin
    @tiffomuffin Жыл бұрын

    Should have done this on the Rice to Meet You podcast too. Would have loved to see Evelyn’s reaction 😂

  • @DarthwRath
    @DarthwRath Жыл бұрын

    38:46 Lol. That's a true comic move. Doubling down on a joke that could get his head removed and clearly made Matt even more uncomfortable. Good fkin start Nigel.

  • @remb9614
    @remb9614 Жыл бұрын

    The worst part is finding someone to take care of our pets when we go away!

  • @victoria2110
    @victoria2110 Жыл бұрын

    in regards to london/uk architecture, we don't really get a new 'skyscraper' every year because london has all these tricky planning laws which all the councils need to agree to, and protected sight lines of st paul's etc. And we don't have enough affordable housing because developers want to maximise profit when they build their luxury apartments. Atkinson's 'Alpha Cities' book talks more about this.

  • @victoria2110

    @victoria2110

    Жыл бұрын

    also great podcast as usual!

  • @cfoster6804
    @cfoster6804 Жыл бұрын

    I can assure you privatizing the NHS won't work. We have the same situation here in the US--super long wait times in the ER. I've walked out of the ER before because of the wait time (4 hours) and I was ACTIVELY bleeding from the nose and had been for hours before I came. I also have great insurance.

  • @CheckTMOW

    @CheckTMOW

    Жыл бұрын

    A couple years ago I broke my arm and had to stand there in the waiting room of the emergency room for almost 4 hours whilst bleeding on myself and holding my arm on my chest lmao.

  • @cius2112
    @cius2112 Жыл бұрын

    Nigel remember America is a big place. Florida is pretty laid back. Places like NYC or LA they work so hard they call just doing your job "quiet quitting". Lol

  • @cius2112

    @cius2112

    Жыл бұрын

    Also you can get more weeks either by "buying" a week or getting more weeks bc of tenure. At an old job my buddy had 4 weeks and once he took a month off in December and a month off in January lol so after that they made a rule you couldnt do 8 weeks consecutively. So the next time he had enough time to do it he just came in for one day in January lmfao.

  • @manorryback
    @manorryback Жыл бұрын

    Hahahahhah consistently putting Matt in an uncomfortable position, great boss!

  • @Cameron655
    @Cameron655 Жыл бұрын

    Back in the day, I had an ear infection over a long bank holiday weekend, Just lay in bed for the duration taking Ibuprofen (didn't help). When the doctor's surgery opened up I was beating down the door. Came out with a prescription for Amoxicillin and it was straight round the corner to the pharmacy. Back home and on the tablets and it cleared up, but it was a miserable experience.

  • @polarbear986
    @polarbear986 Жыл бұрын

    Happy New Year, uncle Roger! I enjoy your podcasts a lot. Keep thriving this year!

  • @gem1607
    @gem1607 Жыл бұрын

    I’d like to imagine what people will clip out of context to cancel nigel… I imagine for this episode, it would be “I’m pro slave labor” or “PRIVATIZE IT” 😭😂

  • @superprune9876
    @superprune9876 Жыл бұрын

    Happy new year Nigel! Producer Matt looks amazing in the MSG hoodie

  • @JennyLynn0001
    @JennyLynn0001 Жыл бұрын

    Oooooooh Nigel got the good one! That'll last for YEARS how lucky! :3 Also my small family and I only get to go on "vacation" every two years because when we go... we go to Disney and lets just say that the next trip that I'm planning... it's over $10000...

  • @yplook6755
    @yplook6755 Жыл бұрын

    The acting part was hilarious 😂

  • @angelaroberts516
    @angelaroberts516 Жыл бұрын

    You guys are so funny. Matt, I understand exactly what you mean. I can not stop at just one drink, its all or nothing. I'm working on myself as well. Just never give up. And I think I have a crush on Nigel,he's so cute and keeps me laughing.

  • @JK-zu1np
    @JK-zu1np Жыл бұрын

    Haha usually in A&E, the queue is based on more life threatening cases first. Had a friend who fell on his head, and spilled like a whole body puddle of blood, but when he went A&E, they just told me to keep him conscious and don't let him sleep, but still had to wait 3 hours before they stitch him up. Because they simply had more serious cases to attend to first.

  • @PokhrajRoy.
    @PokhrajRoy. Жыл бұрын

    Happy New Year, Nigel and Producer Matt! Hope you’re well and have a great year ahead.

  • @official_thundergaming1_yt
    @official_thundergaming1_yt Жыл бұрын

    Hi Nigel! I was wondering what song you use for your intro in Podcast #3, I like that song lol.

  • @vanessamartin5522
    @vanessamartin5522 Жыл бұрын

    Most Americans don't get holidays like we do in the UK, same as nhs they just don't get it, its quite sad

  • @cfoster6804

    @cfoster6804

    Жыл бұрын

    American here. It really is sad. We literally work ourselves into early graves over here.

  • @ujona
    @ujona Жыл бұрын

    Just hearing Nigel is funny because it brought back the old college memories...happy ending...lol Nigel has been watching too much of Stargate...lol As Asian, I have friends in all areas including healthcare since I feel the same way like you. I have no patience with where my tax dollars are going....haiyaa

  • @PokhrajRoy.
    @PokhrajRoy. Жыл бұрын

    1:41 “I would like to return this…vibrator.” #IYKYK

  • @wrongwaysgaming741
    @wrongwaysgaming7412 ай бұрын

    Nigel is so funny and I love his laugh as well. It reminds me of the charactor Louis Gossett Jr played as the Drack...

  • @zacht7888
    @zacht7888 Жыл бұрын

    Yeah I worked 50-60 hour weeks over 2 year straight with only 2 one week vacations total. Made enough money to support my wife and son and buy us a house at 25 years old

  • @zacht7888

    @zacht7888

    Жыл бұрын

    I love it

  • @09.dixitarnavshriram40
    @09.dixitarnavshriram40 Жыл бұрын

    That rice cooker neon light behind is *_chefs kiss_*

  • @PokhrajRoy.
    @PokhrajRoy. Жыл бұрын

    Producer Matt looks so adorable in the MSG Hoodie haha

  • @blaize-jh2cj
    @blaize-jh2cj Жыл бұрын

    Why don’t you do night at the Apollo Nigel? Would love to see you on it

  • @Billkwando
    @Billkwando Жыл бұрын

    Had to share the part about Mexicans building the pyramids. There are a surprising number of shows about aliens building the pyramids, so much that the historians in Egypt get really annoyed at the mere mention of it.

  • @creativezane
    @creativezane Жыл бұрын

    Finally the rechargeable magic wand 🎩😂

  • @swiinka
    @swiinka Жыл бұрын

    Dry January means no foreplay, so no wands till February lol

  • @brandonwrench1461
    @brandonwrench1461 Жыл бұрын

    Happy New Year guys

  • @AaraMoon
    @AaraMoon Жыл бұрын

    As a woman with a 🐈‍⬛ that’s not a .. but an appliance😂

  • @PassionPno
    @PassionPno Жыл бұрын

    Happy ending massages for women do exist, Nigel. Even in your home country, Malaysia.

  • @jamessanders8895

    @jamessanders8895

    Жыл бұрын

    How do we find these places??? Thanks in advance! 😂🎉

  • @kellybidmead7597
    @kellybidmead7597 Жыл бұрын

    No nothing ever changes in England, my favor saying is "same shit different day"

  • @amirulxdlol
    @amirulxdlol Жыл бұрын

    Wingardium Leviosa!

  • @ChristinaOT
    @ChristinaOT Жыл бұрын

    Funniest pod yet 🤣 🤣 🤣

  • @tarrySubstance
    @tarrySubstance Жыл бұрын

    Is Hawaii Girl coming to London by any chance?

  • @RaziAvel
    @RaziAvel Жыл бұрын

    Get Gemma back on next time to give a first hand account of how the magic wand performed

  • @audioupgrades
    @audioupgrades Жыл бұрын

    Crete is one of the best holidays in Europe.

  • @NanasMusica
    @NanasMusica Жыл бұрын

    Last video with Nick disappointed me, i expected more kinky stuff going on. But the podcast ! Bring me such happiness : )

  • @barredok
    @barredok11 ай бұрын

    The pyramids were tax labour not slaves. Every year you paid the king and temple tax by working for two months of dry season after harvest.

  • @vanessamartin5522
    @vanessamartin5522 Жыл бұрын

    Gemma is going to be a very happy girl

  • @ManojVim79
    @ManojVim79 Жыл бұрын

    Lol I came here, since the preview pic had the swiss flag. Come on Nigel you have been in UK long enough to know the difference between the red cross and the white cross. Usually US makes this mistake... 😂

  • @anabananana
    @anabananana Жыл бұрын

    Uncle Roger should review tiny cooking

  • @emily2umedia
    @emily2umedia Жыл бұрын

    You mis-said SEPT 22nd, instead of DEC. Haha

  • @deusvult8808
    @deusvult8808 Жыл бұрын

    Producer Matt should start dry January from January 14th (it would be January 1st Julian callender)

  • @annettejones1163
    @annettejones1163 Жыл бұрын

    Omg your afraid to embrace your conservatism! But your hysterical 🤣

  • @os-rd3qq
    @os-rd3qq Жыл бұрын

    Matt!!!!

  • @swiinka
    @swiinka Жыл бұрын

    BTW the thing with rich Asian kids coming to Britain and treating it as a third world country has already been done in Goodness Gracious Me. Highly recommended show!

  • @priyankagarg929
    @priyankagarg929 Жыл бұрын

    me an asian watching another asian talk abut how americans are hard working

  • @navneetsingh9031
    @navneetsingh9031 Жыл бұрын

    Mitran Da Naa ChaldaMitran Da Naa Chalda

  • @andrewbreed7975
    @andrewbreed7975 Жыл бұрын

    Producer Matt's reason he needs to drink is that he's British. I don't think there's more explanation needed lol.

  • @carlosortega5130
    @carlosortega5130 Жыл бұрын

    Early retirement work some time just for self...

  • @chengwang411
    @chengwang411 Жыл бұрын

    how long till matt got completely polluted. lol lol

  • @kurohikes5857
    @kurohikes5857 Жыл бұрын

    Subway will sell you a footlong for $17 in the bay area California

  • @tabbieedwards4195
    @tabbieedwards4195 Жыл бұрын

    You will wait just as long with private insurance believe me

  • @h3ating
    @h3ating Жыл бұрын

    I think you have to do nikocado avocado

  • @aldechanfull
    @aldechanfull Жыл бұрын

    Asian people, we're not into segregation like that SG & MY: 👀

  • @surajmaibam696
    @surajmaibam696 Жыл бұрын

    Where is uncle Roger

  • @donnadiamusa7574
    @donnadiamusa7574 Жыл бұрын

    Please Nigel, prioritise Uncle Roger vids over the podcasts that will ensure you get some quality time to yourself to relax and recharge.

  • @godalmighty5970
    @godalmighty5970 Жыл бұрын

    Korea we no good. But the Rich we got powoda. 4rom the otha Korea. Good powoda. We kuk no moo.

  • @naisaechao823
    @naisaechao823 Жыл бұрын

    Americans get more than 2 weeks vacation.

  • @horaceshear2294
    @horaceshear2294 Жыл бұрын

    Hey Uncle Roger are you at auntie Esther going to get married are you guys together I want to know MSG gang

  • @RealSweatynoob
    @RealSweatynoob Жыл бұрын

    43TH LIKE YESSIR

  • @izpureturtle8950
    @izpureturtle8950 Жыл бұрын

    First to comment!

  • @matikatak6570
    @matikatak6570 Жыл бұрын

    Uncle Roger. Jisoo just opened her KZread channel. Aren’t you gonna show her support? We know she is your bias in Blackpink.

  • @daryantoh861
    @daryantoh861 Жыл бұрын

    Could it be that nigel got racially discriminated because he's Asian in the NHS?

  • @PassionPno

    @PassionPno

    Жыл бұрын

    Many NHS employees are Asian.

  • @jenniferkappa
    @jenniferkappa Жыл бұрын

    Roger...Nigel..there are any things Americans can do with Tax Money. Unfortunately it goes to many things it should not. I believe our health care system is better than yours...we don't have to wait as long for health care We have a lot of County Hospitals that take care of people that can't afford it. Right Wing as you call it is for fiscally responsible spending and God and country. I am not sure why you are trying to give it a bad name.

  • @BigsDeluxe
    @BigsDeluxe Жыл бұрын

    Hey Nigel, Please be cautious with your Muslim jokes. They are not as tolerant.

  • @zacht7888
    @zacht7888 Жыл бұрын

    Good pod

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