“I thought kids in Asia didn’t believe in Santa.” “That’s because they make the toys.” 💀

@metalhead_girl06

4 ай бұрын

💀💀

@ethe.rxii.

4 ай бұрын

Elves = Child Labor… Don’t come for me, it’s just a joke.

@shieldwallclonetroopers145

4 ай бұрын

Friendly fire💀

@shumbuk4383

4 ай бұрын

Yup..thts the one that makes you say 'oh sh*t'

@toespic

4 ай бұрын

ain't that factory workers?!?

Asian Santa treating his letter like a school assignment had me in stitches 🤣

@nobodynotyourbusiness673

4 ай бұрын

imagine getting less than an A on wishing for things

@mandragor85

4 ай бұрын

@@nobodynotyourbusiness673 yeah and all from A- to F can be counted as an F- XD

@LawfulBased

4 ай бұрын

And I thought Krampus was the dark side of Santa. 😆 So funny yet so dark.

@bricktasticanimations4834

4 ай бұрын

@@LawfulBased Don't you mean Father Christmas. He doesn't have a dark side.

@Noone129

4 ай бұрын

“HE HAS TALENT, AND YOU HAVE DANDRUFF”

"Made his first million dollars on his way from the hospital" lmao this made me laugh too hard

@markcoles6861

Ай бұрын

Yeah got me going too, needed a good laugh 😃

Most important message in this video - “Time in the market not timing the market” - solid advice right there people. Take this to your heart.

I don’t know if I should be proud or concerned that Asian Santa eats cookies with chopsticks 😂

@StevenHe

4 ай бұрын

you eat them differently?!

@p-__

4 ай бұрын

My farts are better than Steven’s farts 💨

@scrapykat3028

4 ай бұрын

@@StevenHe😂😂😂

@gony3864

4 ай бұрын

Idk man seems pretty normal to me

@stereotypicaldragon5515

4 ай бұрын

he's just iconic like that

"That's because they make the toys." "He has talent! You have dandruff!" Thanks for the laughs to start my day! Good stuff as always!

@mixs0269

4 ай бұрын

top notch writing

@plektosgaming

4 ай бұрын

OMG. Priceless. :) Santa outsourcing labor so his elves don't have to work as hard. Genius.

@celebritiesoncesaid8628

4 ай бұрын

reminds me of OffendingEverybodys line

@clarisamagdaleno8548

4 ай бұрын

Yes. I agree.

@opfreakx7661

4 ай бұрын

the toy joke killed.

If Santa was Asian, he would leave you presents full of homework.

i like how steven apply his video advice to himself, the fact that he played all the characters in the video so he didn't have to pay extra for another actor.

@love_shrek_firelord

2 ай бұрын

uhh thats what he said..

"I thought kids in Asia didn’t believe in Santa" "That because they make the toys!" I laughed WAY harder than I should have

@minigol91

4 ай бұрын

I know😂😂😂

@jonathanlewis6146

4 ай бұрын

I Spit out my drink like in some kinda sitcom 🤣

@artsmore8364

4 ай бұрын

Wait a minute so the kids in Asia are Santas helpers!

@starflyer3219

4 ай бұрын

💀💀💀

@KateIsCoolDUH

4 ай бұрын

Fr

Imagine Santa hooks you up with a guy to fix your chimney lol

@StevenHe

4 ай бұрын

we're handy

@melaniekieu4923

4 ай бұрын

Fr 😂😂😂

@aced_pomachu1

4 ай бұрын

@@StevenHe Chopsticky you mean?

@Hamburger....

4 ай бұрын

LOL😂

@Moment_in_Time

4 ай бұрын

Obviously for his daily job

Love how he actually incorporated sharing useful information about retirement and stocks

"The Asian kids make the toys," 😂 "You have dandruff!" 😅 Another stellar offering, Steven.

I love how Santa has the entire year to go to the doctor yet had the appointment on the only work day he has 😂

@carolb3122

4 ай бұрын

Smart Santa 365 days off a year!

@EliSkylander

4 ай бұрын

Sounds like my company CFO.

@FayeDragon

4 ай бұрын

I work only one day a year and this time I'm taking my paid leave 😂

@anonymoususer188

4 ай бұрын

You've made the classic blunder. See, you'd assume Santa only works one day a year. You'd be wrong. He actually 'works' as a manager the rest of the year. What this actually means is that he gets paid to tell his elves what to do. Who pays his salary and the salary of the elves? Nobody knows. I hadn't actually gotten that far when I started typing this. Yes, this is just a joke/social commentary on how little work managers actually do.

@clarkkent1473

4 ай бұрын

​@@anonymoususer188😂

"He was born, made his first million on his way home from the hospital" is such a good line I can't lie

@eidoneverchoosen1171

4 ай бұрын

I wish I sone how made a million dollars when I was born lol.

@Mynameishassan0

4 ай бұрын

Weirdly the failure thing about Steven is that he made a million at 30

@marygillmeister6013

4 ай бұрын

Timmy rules 😂

@ocalaskyhigh

4 ай бұрын

I think that was the best line in the whole thing.

@JonDotExe

4 ай бұрын

I lost it at that line! 🤣🤣🤣

I lost it when he use chopsticks to eat cookies LMAO His chopstick skill is A+

If Asian Santa really exist, Asian Kids got one more person who nagging their entire life beside their parent LOL 🤣

Ok but as a finance student that's some solid financial advice from Santa 😂😂😂

@gehlesen559

4 ай бұрын

Actually... Yes. Certainly better than "spend almost everything, buy some nft/crypto with the rest for retirement".

@anonygent

4 ай бұрын

Right? I was actually impressed.

@fdhgbjsk

4 ай бұрын

'Time in the market is better than timing the market' is bad advice in the long-term depending on investment type. If you just dump money into a pension fund or hedge fund then the fees will eat up a lot of your earnings, that's why advisors that work for these types of businesses use this phrase, it just means they make more money off you the longer you invest with them. If you don't have the time to check and manage your portfolio then use an ETF thats geared for what you like, it's what the pension funds use anyways and this time you don't have to pay fees. If you do have time to check financial indicators, which are widely available, then it's much better to time the market, since the indicators give a pretty reliable forecast of when recessions will hit and markets will tank, as long as you sell before that and you buy during them then you'll beat the market on average. Brokerage fees are a pain, but, you can handle them.

@anonygent

4 ай бұрын

@@fdhgbjsk 99% of people are incapable of timing the market with any degree of success, so buying and holding is a much better option for those 99%. Yes, funds are a bad idea, buying through a brokerage and getting a broad spread of stocks in different industries is the way to go, but advising ordinary people to time the market is a good way to impoverish a lot of people.

@AnalogWolf

4 ай бұрын

Hey he does have good advice on index funds and dollar cost averaging. As an Asian myself I did study to be an engineer, so hopefully Asian Santa will give me that Sega CD I always wanted a few decades late.

"Give up your dreams, ... study hard, ... go be an engineer, ... and you can thank me later, okay?" part is a nice advice to all Asians in my opinion.

@jamesharding3459

4 ай бұрын

“Give up your dreams” “Go be an engineer” Contradiction!

@mszuala

4 ай бұрын

What if my dream is to become an engineer?

@mr.paperbag771

4 ай бұрын

@@mszuala Give up the dream and continue studying with no passion or ambition. That is the way!

@user-op8fg3ny3j

4 ай бұрын

@@jamesharding3459 yep, because what happens when you're already an Asian engineer

@jamesharding3459

4 ай бұрын

@@mr.paperbag771 I hate that that perfectly describes me. I don't even care anymore, I just want to be done with school.

"He has talent! You have dandruff!". I died. Lmao.

I’m so happy for your channel growth man. I remember seeing “ghosts don’t haunt Asians” (I don’t remember if that’s the exact title) and I was like, oh yeah this dude is doing it.

@souless4667

3 ай бұрын

its the other way around the Asians haunt the ghosts

i like how steven apply his video advice to himself, the fact that he played all the characters in the video so he didn't have to pay extra for another actor. 😂

@StevenHe

4 ай бұрын

Yup. That’s precisely why. Because I can’t afford another actor😂

@nicholaslau3194

4 ай бұрын

Grow up and be an actor : Bad Grow up and be two actors : Good

@ClinttheGreat

4 ай бұрын

@@nicholaslau3194Twice the likelihood of succeeding.

@LTMdudeplays

4 ай бұрын

No bro, there twins (its a scam

@jonlaguerre3163

4 ай бұрын

Can you do , if Santa was Māori?

Fun fact: we almost cut the chopsticks cookie joke because we didn’t have a cookie. We paused filming and Megan, the editor,ran to wholefoods to buy one.

@Keilsyar.

4 ай бұрын

Worth it.

@StevenHe

4 ай бұрын

@@Keilsyar.agreed

@seoeunyoon

4 ай бұрын

classic asian struggles.

@lilbatz

4 ай бұрын

Good call. That was hysterical

@Rengoku12320

4 ай бұрын

​@@StevenHedid you read my comment just interested

I died after seeing the Tesla on the roof and after “I thought kids in Asia didn’t believe in Santa?” “That’s because they MaKe ThE ToYs”

I like how it already started Asian Santa crashing into the house, very wise normal asian video.

“HE HAS TALENT. YOU HAVE DANDRUFF!” Got me rolling💀💀💀💀

@de_aquila

4 ай бұрын

Me "two" honestly.

@Nilb3rt_11

4 ай бұрын

@@de_aquila please no

I love Santa removing his shoes before delivering the “gifts”…

@cmaven4762

4 ай бұрын

Only missing the guest slippers 😂

@eqwertysh

4 ай бұрын

Forgot to put the shoes back on when leaving though...

@adman7110

4 ай бұрын

Waabaaakii

The fact the Steven had the shirt that said “failure management” had my dying 😂

“It’s still daytime outside” “I always come to work early” Best quotes ever 😂

“You work 40 years in a job you hate, so you will have enough money to do the things you love” 😅That’s so correct!

@akofofficial

4 ай бұрын

andrew tAte

@human-wo7pk

4 ай бұрын

real

@liasonlee1248

4 ай бұрын

"By the time I retire, I have no energy left to do the things I love. Santa"

@RabbitOfAutumn

4 ай бұрын

Lol, "To do the things you love..." that we wont have the talent for cause we didn't study it when we were younger. Now we just get up set at our failures, set our bar low for us and do better for our kids... I guess....

@hiddendrifts

4 ай бұрын

@@RabbitOfAutumn >we didn't study it when we were younger you could A: get a lucrative job and make a living doing something you don't want to do, then retire and comfortably start doing something you do enjoy or B: do something you enjoy but doesn't make any money so you end up living paycheck to paycheck working at starbucks

“I thought kids in Asia didn’t believe in Santa” 🎅 “that’s because they make the toys” that was hilarious 🤣

I love this, another great vid. Keep up the great work!

never ever disappoints!! steven's humor script is unmatched 😆

Nothing like being a good boy all year and still getting "failure and disappointment" wrapped tightly with a bow

@StevenHe

4 ай бұрын

only thing I'm getting for christmas is emotional damage

@SuperSolshy

4 ай бұрын

@@StevenHe and Beijing corn

@alientakerman

4 ай бұрын

he's gotta taste the failure​@@SuperSolshy

@NJDJ1986

4 ай бұрын

​@@StevenHeha! Good one!

@johnflorio3576

4 ай бұрын

This applies to Italian parents as well. Believe me, I know…

"Now remember, GIVE UP YOUR DREAMS," made me laugh so hard

@StevenHe

4 ай бұрын

Honestly I'll probably say that to my kids 20 years later

@rayhans470

4 ай бұрын

Lol

@karlfreidrich

4 ай бұрын

-Levi Ackerman

@michaelcrow6943

4 ай бұрын

@StevenHe Why 20 years later? By Asia standards you should already be married and have children studying to become doctors or lawyers.

3:52 best line ever

bro i love how the naughty list was just different ways to describe steven💀

@fuzzysstuff9888

27 күн бұрын

Does that mean Asian Santa only has TWO KIDS to visit this year?

@metriacantho

27 күн бұрын

@@fuzzysstuff9888 I think he just has everyone on the naughty list so instead of going to every kid he just went to the dumbest

I have never been more proud of Santa

@jfj7452

4 ай бұрын

Proudest ever - I'm Asian I come early.

@TGCPhilip

4 ай бұрын

​@@jfj7452 you do what early

@timereaper4428

4 ай бұрын

@@TGCPhilip you heard him he comes early

@jfj7452

4 ай бұрын

@@timereaper4428 ❤️

Lucky Steven. Asian Santa is so nice. I wish I could get a stable job for Christmas.

@StevenHe

4 ай бұрын

that's not a bad gift at all

@greenspitfire17

4 ай бұрын

Plus he's not wrong about the roth ira even if it's tiny amounts... It'll get large & everything counts in large amounts

@ahumanmerelybeing

4 ай бұрын

​@@greenspitfire17Seriously, Asian Santa had some excellent investing advice.

@glascykel42

4 ай бұрын

Where do I sign up to believe in Asian Santa so he comes and gives me a stable job?

@SpiceAndFox

4 ай бұрын

@@Repent-and-believe-in-Jesus1 Actually he said "Shut the f*ck up!" Chronicles 1:69 STFU

burst out laughing while on a tram, the store and the gym because I remembered parts of this video🤣🤣🤣 people looked at me like a weirdo xD but it's the best metrics for how hilarious something is 🤣(the "works 1 day a year, lazy bastard" still gets me every time I see something Santa related 🤣 this is one of your best videos, great job!

i love ur vids sm this is so accurate😭😂

"It's not even nighttime yet." "I'm Asian. I come to work early." 😂😅 reminds me of my old workplace at my aunt's restaurant..lol❤️ thanks for the laugh.

As a certified professional asian failure, I can confirm that my parents have the same reaction as santa when I tell them I want a gaming laptpop.

I started literally DYING of laughter when he ate cookies with chopsticks😂😂😂😂

I think this was the best video yet, had me absolutely cackling ahahahaha

Fun fact: while writing this video, the team debated for 20 min if the fake fireplace had a chimney or not. I was 100% certain it had a chimney. I was wrong

@ramsescampollo2506

4 ай бұрын

Basically Schrodinger's cat but replace it with a chimney and death with existence

@mohammedagdid

4 ай бұрын

how the hell do you think there is a chimney your dad was right FAILURE

@oofmastergamingyt

4 ай бұрын

ya mother

@mahdi7650

4 ай бұрын

2 replies?

@DravenGal

4 ай бұрын

It happens to the best of us!

As an accountant, I do have to say that all the advice given starting around 2:20 is spot on 🤣🤣

@ValleyOakPaper

4 ай бұрын

Yes, go with an index fund and keep an eye on the fees. Fees will eat up your gains.

@libbyannbest1723

4 ай бұрын

​@@ValleyOakPaper Which one is good?

@Broockle

4 ай бұрын

You mean do a thing you hate for 40 years to finally do something you love? 😅 Or rather the index fund and the roth ira account thing?

@timmiller1

4 ай бұрын

Thank you for timestamping the financial advice; that is the only reason I watch these videos.

@ValleyOakPaper

4 ай бұрын

@@libbyannbest1723 Pick one that tracks S&P500.

Ok but like dude you made my ENTIRE childhood and now that im back on the internet more im so happy youtube recommended this video to me bc I laughed so hard

Oh, that was too funny. Laughing all the way through. Keep making more they are so good. 😅

2:55 “Hallo, Beijing Embassy! This kid aspires to be homeless.” That got me rolling. 😂😂

“I thought kids in Asia didn’t believe in Santa” “That’s because they make the toys”

@JungkooksEnglishIsSoCuteWaAh

4 ай бұрын

💀

@sigh08

4 ай бұрын

🤦🏾‍♀️

@StevenHe

4 ай бұрын

the amount of jobs I did for mom and dad at 10 years old is wild

@animeboy200p2

4 ай бұрын

​@StevenHe hey Stevenhe I'm your biggest fan

@zz3410

4 ай бұрын

the best joke in the vid

this is so hilarious. I was literally raised with this frame of thinking

This was pretty good too, keep it up!

The talent vs dandruff line killed me 😂 3:00

@JohnWhite-Sensei

4 ай бұрын

How else can he guarantee a white Christmas?

@tkmccloskey

4 ай бұрын

I searched for this comment lol!

The fact that the regular santa is called Nick confirms that Steven knows what he's doing. Edit: Holy Quack thats a lot of likes, cheers guys :)

@palmina77italiana

4 ай бұрын

of course he knows what he's doing :)

@shuvodipbarua6001

4 ай бұрын

Steven makes youtube videos instead of working as a doctor. As any asian parent would tell you, he has no idea what he's doing.

@Ming1975

4 ай бұрын

Isn't santa saint nick?

@kit2110

4 ай бұрын

The real story comes from saint Nicholaus who gave kids at an orphanage gifts on a Christmas Eve he was said to be wearing a red robe as well, and that later turned into saint Claus and many other till Santa Claus. Happy Christmas

@ButterflySoul.

4 ай бұрын

@@kit2110 that’s not even the real story if you go back you’re see that’s not even historically correct 🙈

I always LOVE the outtakes!😂😂😂

Hi I love all your comedy sketches, shorts and Reddit card and the Geronimo web series is amazing

"Remember, Give up your dreams". This is the kind of realistic advice I need this time of the year while everyone from the gym to bakery is selling dreamy stuff around me.

The fact that steven is wearing a shirt that says failure management had me dyin😂

@joonglegamer9898

4 ай бұрын

I kinda wanted to buy a shirt like that, then I realized that the world failure at work would probably not go very well + no one but me would get the joke.

Instead of naughty and nice list theres the failure and success list. The failure list is just all types of different ways to address steven and only timmy managed to get in the success list 😂

"I though asian kids didnt believe in Santa..." "Oh thats cuz they make the toys" - Asian Santa

This needs to be a series every December, thank you Asian Santa, you gave me the courage to work at a Starbucks that doesn't pay me below wages.

@StevenHe

4 ай бұрын

This will absolutely be a series every uear

@416loren

4 ай бұрын

A LOT better than the Hallmark Christmas Movies.

@sukuna69420.

4 ай бұрын

work at star&bucks instead

3:08 “he has talent! U have dandruff!” Had me choking on the floor 😂😂😂😂😂😂 Edit: OMG! 143 LIKES??? HOWWW!?!!

@teddypanda314

Ай бұрын

Correction 274

i like this santa better giving me a starter pack and some life advices

One of the best episodes ❤

“HE HAS TALENT YOU HAVE DANDRUFF“ GOT ME CRYING😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣 Edit: SO MANY LIKES- TYSM✨👏

@julianaaraujo3293

4 ай бұрын

As well as the Tesla on the roof 🤣

@BDgamarz1225

4 ай бұрын

​@@julianaaraujo3293Asian kid don't believe Santa cause they make them 💀

@dinosharky

4 ай бұрын

SAME😂😂😂

@jamarkatel1

3 ай бұрын

Same😂

@pehraj7

2 ай бұрын

Bro stfu and stop using that edit - so many like - thank you Your comment makes me cringe so hard that I'd prefer to die from cancer

2:21 Asian Santa gave the best investment advice in 15 seconds: truly wise 🎅

@spacer.vr.

4 ай бұрын

Yes

@StevenHe

4 ай бұрын

I actually did research for the video

@spacer.vr.

4 ай бұрын

(edited)

@jinanshmehta9859

4 ай бұрын

​@@StevenHereally 😂😂

This guy is amazing. Every time I am a bit down I say it "Emotional damage" brings me back up😂.

The chopsticks for the cookie was hilarious--but the Tesla on the roof made me howl with laughter!

"Give up your dreams, study hard, go be an engineer"-- Jordan Peterson level wisdom right there

"That's because they make the toys" had me almost spit out my tea from laughing too hard. Should have learned by now not to watch Steven while drinking or eating. 😂 thanks for the laughs!!!

@StevenHe

4 ай бұрын

Yess Steven he videos should come with a choking hazard warning😂

What da hail…Steven almost made Asian Santa fall in the fake fire! Thanks for all the laughs and entertainment this year. Looking forward to the next!

@StevenHe

4 ай бұрын

Thank you for being a part of the channel valiant ❤ 2024 well take over KZread

i was focusing more on the yarns in the background 🤣 and this video is so wholesome. i can only imagine how disappointed santa would be by me 😭

"Nick only works one day out of the year, lazy bastard." Havent burst out laughing in a while. That shouldve been in the main skit!!!! 😂😂😂

Steven’s facial expressions when Asian Santa insults him are everything 😂

Merry Christmas, Steven, that was LMAO!

I literally have to stop this video from laughing so loud and wait until my roomie wakes up to watch the rest of it and I'm not even a minute in.

I'm Asian, and I can confirm that Santa comes to our house exactly like this.

@user-kf6bx2yo3l

4 ай бұрын

With his amazing Tesla driving skills

This may all be to make us laugh, but Asian Santa is providing us with some quality, free investment advice.

@cindykap

4 ай бұрын

I thought so too. I liked that” time in the market better than timing the marke”t thing.

“He has talent, you have dandruff” is my new favorite quote

“That because they make the toys” omfg!!!! That killed me!! So dark, but so funny!!! 😅😂

“Dad” was more believable as Santa Claus than old Saint Nick himself ✌️😆 The “he has talent… You have dandruff” line slayed me ✋️😆

@StevenHe

4 ай бұрын

I do actually have dandruf.

@gerardroll6468

4 ай бұрын

@@StevenHe… Merry Christmas to you & your family mate & best wishes for 2024… From Australia 🎄✌️🎅🏻🇦🇺

@VideoGamerTopia

4 ай бұрын

@@StevenHewho doesn’t

@LimitlessSorcerer

4 ай бұрын

@@StevenHeW dandruff

@kingace6186

4 ай бұрын

@@StevenHe "Head&Shoulders, la."

"He has talent, you have dandruff!" Most awesome line

@StevenHe

4 ай бұрын

I do. sadly.

@SonicGaming6

4 ай бұрын

​@@StevenHesame :/

@VideoGamerTopia

4 ай бұрын

@@StevenHewho doesn’t

@sanattudu3355

4 ай бұрын

@@StevenHe I haven't🗿

@bartnye

4 ай бұрын

New meme detected

“He has talent you have dandruff” that line killed me so hard I was at work and busted out laughing 😂

My gift is an accounting book? Your gift is a good job😂1:41

Bro you NEED to make this an yearly thing where Santa continues the story 😂😂😂

@StevenHe

4 ай бұрын

YES. yes I do

@bonbonsucree6670

4 ай бұрын

Oh yeah that would be hella fun x)

@ThinWhiteAxe

4 ай бұрын

YES

@AceKrispie

4 ай бұрын

PRECISELY

@rondyreeves4772

4 ай бұрын

Oh goodness yes, that would be hysterical!

I was literally telling my Filipino husband the other day if we had kids we would tell them to leave rice out instead of cookies for Christmas because Santa is Asian. Then I find this video, so this makes it more hilarious. 😂

@StevenHe

4 ай бұрын

You can show this video to him. I’ll play Santa😂

"He has talent. You have dandruff!" got me good lmao

Love u bro keep up the good work

"He has talent; you have dandruff." Gold, mate. Well done, Steve. Merry Christmas!

@analou3357

2 ай бұрын

That line 😂😂 I almost passed out

"He has talent. You have dandruff!" is my new favorite quote that I will start using in real life 😂

@StevenHe

4 ай бұрын

HAHA it's funny because I do have dandruff

@Kingdom_Of_Dreams

4 ай бұрын

@@StevenHe Oh, so that line was personal I see hahaha.

He has talent you have dandruff 😂 I can’t I love this guy he’s great

“He has talent, you have dandruff”

2:01 " I almost called Beijing Embassy " 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

0:47 That was brutal hahahahahaha

@Ha77778

4 ай бұрын

Dark

“Because they make the toys “ IM DYING😂😭

This might be his best one yet

1:36 "Unemployed Starter Pack"🥴

"He has TALENT, you have DANDRUFF" I am still not over it 🤣🤣🤣

@stevejohn7459

4 ай бұрын

1:40

3:10 "He has talent, you have dandruff" 💀

This guy is so good at acting both roles that despite the same face its near impossible to believe iy