another geeking out skit but instead its a hired assasin, the target, and the boss. the assasin has successfully kidnapped the target and the boss orders him to kill the target through call/walkie-talkie. the assasin says smth like "any last words" to the target. then the target compliments the assasin on smth and they end up geeking out. then the boss is just on the other end of the call confused af 😂

@StevenHe

Жыл бұрын

ok I have to make this one

@DeprivedPerson

Жыл бұрын

@@StevenHe ok I'll be expecting this

@leungaidan65

Жыл бұрын

nicee

@leungaidan65

Жыл бұрын

everyone expect this

@e.vcalista9442

Жыл бұрын

Lmfaoo good one Hyped

Steven's dad teaching financial sense to the guy who kidnapped his son is phawkeen hilarious. Even when their son is in danger, Asian parents will look for discount.

@tomohawk2177

Жыл бұрын

“phawkeen” 😂

@KasaJiso

Жыл бұрын

Atleast he more expensive then rice.

@GoldenOwlEvents

Жыл бұрын

Im liking for use of the word phawkeen. Im using that!

@mikep8080

Жыл бұрын

You missed it not only did he want a discount but he demanded 20k the original kidnappers price to take his son back. Coming on 30 years with 4 sons I would of asked for double.....

@BigMike840

Жыл бұрын

actually no

How about a skit where Steven finds a time machine and goes back in time to see how his dad ACTUALLY got to school when he was his age?

@ff_uubu2

Жыл бұрын

That's good

@Nanbread-bw7nq

Жыл бұрын

then he calls his dad a failure and throws a slipper at him

@incineakechi5197

Жыл бұрын

Until it turns out his dad was never lying at all

@gadman85

Жыл бұрын

@@averysj69 His dad would be like, "What took you so long? When I was 7, I already went on three trips back in time."

@BallisterYT

Жыл бұрын

smort

"Can I have a discount, you have a slightly below average product." that statement just wrecked me right from the start. lol.

Commenter - "why asians don't get kidnapped" China - *visibly nervous and dripping with sweat*

Imagine Steven's father starts roasting Steven as usual but father's father comes in the room and starts roasting him. 😂

@aaronturner2609

Жыл бұрын

Thats a great idea! I love it

@dillondank5662

Жыл бұрын

If you loop it infinitely we could figure out where the first man actually came from

@MulletDude24

Жыл бұрын

YES! YOU ARE A GENIUS!

@aaronaaronsen3360

Жыл бұрын

"When I was a kid we were so poor I actually had to build the school then teach myself !"

@user-xw4vg1vy5e

Жыл бұрын

Love this!!

Asian Dads dealing with Ransom is comedy gold. In my case, my dad might say to the police: “He’ll manage on his own but make sure you reach on time.”

@omarmenjivar1563

Жыл бұрын

@Goofy ahh I was thinking more like... kzread.info/dash/bejne/k3-FqrZpZdOtpqw.html

@dylanbruhhh4208

Жыл бұрын

If I were to say that y’all would call me racist…

@unecerizeparmilesautres

Жыл бұрын

@Don't Read My Profile Picture okay

@danielaramburo7648

Жыл бұрын

Kidnapper: I want 100,000$ cash or you never see him again!!!! Asian dad: he just came out as gay, has wasted his college money and wants learn painting art, refuses to get a job and his own place, plays video games all day….. you pay me 100,000 to take him back!!!! By the way, he is ugly and fat so you won’t any sex trafficking money of him. His health is horrible so his organs are useless and have no value.

@techtronics6121

Жыл бұрын

@@dylanbruhhh4208 c'mon racist is only when u hv a malicious 'intent' in ur delivery..

"Cyber Monday coming up you have do do some sales. Its good for business." Love it

A asian google maps that expects you to know where to turn and when you don't turn it calls you a failure.

This is literal gold. You get an excuse to make weird af skits, it makes the community happy, and it's less work. Win/win!

@StevenHe

Жыл бұрын

EXACTLY

@aaronturner2609

Жыл бұрын

@StephenHe is a professional famous person at this point.

@Blaze-bs5pg

Жыл бұрын

@@aaronturner2609 Stephen he???????????

@puggersftw

Жыл бұрын

@@Blaze-bs5pg It's his cousin StephenHe

@elyisus8145

Жыл бұрын

@@StevenHe Good for business

"Steven got as much talent as a celery" got me laughing on the floor 🤣

@KdinIsHere

Жыл бұрын

Celery is probably more famous than Steven. Just because more people buy celery than are subscribed to Steven.

@ItzDarkTrax

Жыл бұрын

@@KdinIsHere Exactly! But then again celery tastes like failure.

@KdinIsHere

Жыл бұрын

@@ItzDarkTrax it tastes like if water could get moldy

@ItzDarkTrax

Жыл бұрын

@@KdinIsHere It genuinely tastes like rubbing alcohol to me.

@photoo848

Жыл бұрын

Oooooh, a celery ... yeah, that makes way more sense than a Celebi. (even though it's typing is mediocre among legendary pokémon, that many type weaknesses is rough)

a skit where stevens dad finds another steven from a different universe but is perfect in every way

I really liked the skits. Especially the past one, where the subtitles was translating the noises instead of what the actors were saying 😂😂

I love that Steven's father sold Steven back to himself, and also that Steven knew exactly how much to charge on the kidnapper's bank card

Movie suggestion: How main characters can talk SO much and the bad guys just politely wait for them to finish

@StevenHe

Жыл бұрын

That's actually brilliant! I love it

@boxhead6177

Жыл бұрын

Part 2: Bad guy monologues but the heroes is busy on their phone updating their socials.

@Alinda1308

Жыл бұрын

Lol, this is exactly what I have thought so many times watching movies and anime. In Sailor moon she could transform herself taking all the time she wanted and the enemy was always there just waiting for her to be ready to fight 🤣

@DiogoChris

Жыл бұрын

@@Alinda1308 *Winx club flashbacks 💀💀

@sarkkitehti3544

Жыл бұрын

@@StevenHe This is kinda bad, but can you do a skit about some piano student being years locked up in like a single small room with only piano and to get out he would need to play the whole Rush E-song.

3:54, OMG! Yes! Hollywood has been flooded with terrible audio engineers filling films with bad mixes for a decade! I'm glad someone submitted that one. Bad mixes drive me up a wall! You have to max the volume just to hear the crushed vocals, then something unpredictable happens, the music and sound effects are boosted, and they blow your freaking speakers and get your lease terminated for noise violations lol

Okay, caught me by surprise at 2:23. That was absolutely wonderful, I love The Merry Go Round of Life.

I loved how after he realized he could put subtitles, he only got a few actual words before the subtitles said things like “wind noises” lol That was great. Excellent work again Steven!

@StevenHe

Жыл бұрын

thank you amanda!

@ryananderson1215

Жыл бұрын

@@StevenHe keep up the good work, your videos are hilarious

@pRahvi0

Ай бұрын

That's also painfully relatable

2:17 Anyone who can play the theme song to Howl's Moving Castle so well has my respect

@Valurim

Жыл бұрын

true

@wimsylogic65

Жыл бұрын

I knew it was from Miyazaki films. 😊

@StevenHe

Жыл бұрын

you're a man of culture i see

@Valurim

Жыл бұрын

​@@StevenHe Howl's Moving Castle was my favorite anime for a certain period of time and Sophie was my first love when I was little

@bread9276

Жыл бұрын

Yes

I love that piece from "spirited away" you played it beautifully 😊 love your videos

I love this channel!!!! Thank you, Steven, for sharing your comedy skills!!

Respect for Steven, a man who got rejected so many times for being himself, constantly being told he wouldn't be able to do it , but he has the last laugh 💚

@StevenHe

Жыл бұрын

All because you believe in me. Thank you for being here

@christinareyes4175

Жыл бұрын

@@StevenHe dude you have some sick glasses my guy

@christinareyes4175

Жыл бұрын

@@StevenHe and can you do why Asians don't go through drive-thru

@christinareyes4175

Жыл бұрын

@@fierceflammiko3650 lol one day

@Ph4ntom_X7

Жыл бұрын

@@StevenHe always mate 🥹

society:- failure is not an option. steven he:- you can always be a professional failure. 👌👌

@simond.455

Жыл бұрын

A *_successful_* professional failure with his own failure management.

@o_s-24

Жыл бұрын

A failurologist

@certifiedlevi

Жыл бұрын

[noun]: An expert, most likely with a PhD, invested in the failure studies.

Stumbled upon you recently, and my god man, youre a breath of fresh air. You keep me rolling lol. Funny idea popped into my head "Why Asians arent Truck Drivers" Would be an interesting bit.

I love the way he turned the situation around.

4:10 Steven's Dad would be like: "My Son's such a failure, he can't even do lip reading"

A horror skit where Steven becomes so perfect in everything he does, Steven's Dad takes emotional damage because he's been defining himself by his son's failure and hunt for success, ending starts on a wholesome note about how family is important and everyone having emotional damage with tense music in the background, but ends in Steven's Dad waking up in a sweat from a nightmare. Something along those lines :D

@MG-ud2jo

Жыл бұрын

Wow ... excellent idea !

I like how it's all formatted like it's on tiktok (all in center frame) but is still filmed in landscape, very nice

The skit about the action scenes had me rolling as I just had the same reaction last night, grabbing the remote and saying “turn on the subtitles! I can’t understand what is happening!”

'Asian parent reads bedtime stories' we have some really weird stories, and having steven's dad edit them to asian version would be great

@StevenHe

Жыл бұрын

That’s a good idea😂

@JustinKindle

Жыл бұрын

@@StevenHe how old are you?

@joannaniedziaek8158

Жыл бұрын

I'd totally watch that. And the morale of the story would be like 'and the wolf was killed because he was a FAI-LU-RE"

@chaoslord8918

Жыл бұрын

Steven's dad commenting on bedtime stories and children's books would be epic. Everything from Dr. Seuss to all the weird German ones, there's a lot of material there. I imagine him completely tearing them apart (metaphorically, but maybe physically too) for how ridiculous they are, and severly misrepresenting the moral of the story.

@BuckFudweiser

Жыл бұрын

@@JustinKindle you ask too many questions. @Steven He is a man of mystery.

Loved it! You play piano so beautiful 😢. Great sketches, please do more

A timeline where Steven is a success

5:23 "Click on the click button"

@Quinnfish

Жыл бұрын

Click button is high

Skit idea: Steven's dad is being wholesome and seems genuinely proud of Steven but it's April Fools and he's just doing it because he knows it will mess with Steven

@jinhit0604

Жыл бұрын

Max emotional damage

@yomamamama6213

Жыл бұрын

fbi pls if you're reading this please put this user on the black list

@spirit_green

Жыл бұрын

THIS!

@theeternal6890

Жыл бұрын

Wanna see it

@TheQueensAce719

Жыл бұрын

Very effective 👌🏼

I like how good you play the piano and the hitting and throwing of the duck is so funny

Skit: Asian dad discovers that the lights are electric and makes Steven look like a failure for not inventing them..

Steven gets a an adopted new sister who excel at everything and his dad teared with joy but the fun part is that she is an employee of the company "Rent a successful Asian children" and Steven's mother the one who rented her.

0:19 "Can I have a discount?" That caught me off guard ngl.

I don’t know if Steven is a father or not but his instinct in his videos always scares me of how accurate is this🤣

I love your piano playing!

A skit where Steven travels back in time to accomplish EVERYTHING his dad wanted him to do leaving his dad with nothing to roast him with.

@StevenHe

Жыл бұрын

That would be the last video of this channel

@adnanhussain9906

Жыл бұрын

Good idea making his dad loose the will to live not because his son is awful but because his son is perfect

@d20gamer47

Жыл бұрын

@@StevenHe non cannon to the lore

@Aaa-vp6ug

Жыл бұрын

Then Steven’s dad goes back in time, roasts Steven for it goes back to the present, smacks current Steven in the face, Then stops him from actually doing all of those things again, Then ascend to become a Time lord

@davidellis1550

Жыл бұрын

And in the end Steven discovers that Steven is his own father. And that is why they look the same.

Do a skit where you encounter the personification of emotional damage and he's really nice and supportive

@StevenHe

Жыл бұрын

HAAAAA that's kinda good

@simond.455

Жыл бұрын

Emotional Damage: "Wait! There's merch with my name on it? What the Hail?"

"Steven is intelligent as a celebi" got me rolling on the floor lol. 😂😂

I LOVE HOW YOU SHOW THE MISTAKES AT THE END

Skit idea: Steven goes back in time and sees his dad. He finds out his dad was a *HUGE FAILURE* when he was younger but he then sympathizes and understand why his dad wants him to be successful

@chivonfortney1656

Жыл бұрын

Love this Idea!!!!!

@chivonfortney1656

Жыл бұрын

Steven He please do this idea!! 💡

@liebefriedenworldwide8780

Жыл бұрын

This could be a full movie.. XD

@bnuhfyrwise6537

Жыл бұрын

And then after subtitles plot twist where father timetraveled before Steven and make younger himself to pretend to be a failure, while really running business with one leg and fighting lions with another

@luciferone99sixign

Жыл бұрын

Grandfather has a company called Hongkong Hotdogs.

Steven he is the only one that can make us laugh by doing the most simple of things.

@StevenHe

Жыл бұрын

the cgi part was probably my favourite

@deepakrambharuth4604

Жыл бұрын

@Goofy ahh no it's not

The haunting melody 😂 Thank you so much!!!!!

Love the song you chose to play on the piano, Howl's Moving Castle is the best

Imagine if he does a skit where Steven is at a family reunion and it's all his aunties, uncles, grandparents, etc. It would be like an army of Steven's dad 😂

@certifiedlevi

Жыл бұрын

He kinda did, in the music lessons failure management video

@SkiWi6

Жыл бұрын

Fr that should be the next skit, and whole bunch of Asian stevens saying weird funny Asian stuff

@kevenranger9258

Жыл бұрын

@@SkiWi6 I agree with this.

Skit idea: Steven's Dad and Steven go out for dinner at a Chinese restaurant, and everyone who works there has a PHD or Masters, even the staff's children, and they're nine. One is even a master chef

@StevenHe

Жыл бұрын

Wow. For some reason I thought that was completely realistic

LOVE the song you decided to play on the piano was that from one of Miyazaki's films

Having the sound affects in the subtitles Genius

3:45 "IS THAT A SNIPER RIFLE"!?

The kidnap scenario makes me think Asians would be the absolute BEST at being a negotiator. They'll always win the conversation somehow or someway through beration.

@StevenHe

Жыл бұрын

that has been my experience so far.

@arn0000

Жыл бұрын

@Goofy ahh stop spaming your links everywhere, thats kinda sus pal

@-ZCV

Жыл бұрын

Yeah

That first one was a modernized Ransom of Red Chief and I LOVE IT

The behind the scenes are gold too 🤣

"Can I have a discount?" Priceless🤣 Here's a skit idea, "Asians at the Drive Thru"

3:57 Man, are we ever going to get to see the rest of this? The visual effects are crazy! You almost can't tell they added them in post!

@StevenHe

Жыл бұрын

yes indeed. we hired the top CGI artists and gave the year to work on it

@Shadow-yl2tf

Жыл бұрын

@@StevenHe Ya mean the fix it in post button

@CloudyCow_

Жыл бұрын

Looks that one scene in harry potter

@cabbage2329

Жыл бұрын

@@fierceflammiko3650 Woah, sauerkraut is a type of cabbage? The more you know!

I just love your videos and creativity so much! Hahahah! They're so hilarious! Hugs from Portugal!

This man's imagination is amazing.

okay, but is no one going to talk about how good his piano playing sounded? like damn, merry-go-round of life is already a really hard piece and he made it sound heavenly

@ashbunny2645

Жыл бұрын

We need a full length version please???

@cmoloney9647

Жыл бұрын

Ya, i was so pleasantly surprised. Oh, but remember he's got Asian parents, so it shouldn't be that much of a stretch. Wish I could have played like that after 10 years of piano lessons. Now my 16 year old son is teaching me new songs using the "watch-a-piano on screen play the notes and memorize." Of course he's only mastered his right hand and doesn't know the notes he's playing, but I'm still impressed. Maybe us Americans have way too low of standards. Which is better I wonder?

@astor3593

Жыл бұрын

Most Asian parents expect their kids to make something out of their hobbies. For ex. I’ve been playing piano since I was 6, it would be kinda bad if I couldn’t play smoothly lmao. Would say it’s both a good and bad thing because parents are very supportive of helping their kids grow talent, but it can be a ton of pressure

@blankness8

Жыл бұрын

@@cmoloney9647 There's nothing wrong with learning a different way, even if he never learns how to read notes. A lot of Asians are classically trained in piano and/or violin but most of us will never use it past high school age. Music ends up being a hobby - so I say as long you and your son are having fun, there is no "better" or "worse" :)

Man I feel that pain with the last part. Always hated it how you can never hear what there saying in a movie so you turn it up so loud that when the action finally starts its like the whole room is shaking and your in a war zone.

NAH “FINISHER BIRD” WAS UNCALLED FOR 💀💀

I've been watching u for months man... thank you for entertaining us.

Oh man the dialogue being drowned out by action is so painful…I LOVE IT! This is just like when the characters talk so low you can’t even understand what they are saying

@cal8994

2 ай бұрын

Then you have to raise the volume because the subtitles are either ahead or behind the actual dialogue which is horribly distracting only to immediately met with a sudden, deafening music score. Not to mention when you turn it back down only to have the characters begin talking just as quietly again.

4 skits and a reel of bloopers? Wooo what a great way to start the week! This instantly cured one of my depression episodes. Tysm Steven! Would love to see more!

@StevenHe

Жыл бұрын

got it! making the next one now

@ItzDarkTrax

Жыл бұрын

@@StevenHe :D

Steven! These videos are great! I am not Asian, but I would love a series of videos where Dad and Son try food from different cultures. I am Greek, and I would love Dad's take on gyros and Moussaka! Or seeing Son cook for Dad and being served emotional damage in return for his effort on a meal.

I love how Steven throws a pillow :D

0:50 "why would i want him back" i was expecting the parent to say "exactly!"

Can we appreciate Steven's Asian piano skills? I'd love to hear more.

@Zak-tk8wv

Жыл бұрын

Yes

@hafuwida

Жыл бұрын

Merry Go Round

@emoryq9635

Жыл бұрын

@@hafuwida Howl's Moving Castle is amazing

THESE IDEAS ARE AMAZING

'Steven got as much talent as a celery' is a very good simile and probably gonna get A+ in next term of English

I still always love how your acting is so good that Steven and Steven's Dad really feel like 2 different characters, keep it up man!

Steven's dad talking about his son's life insurance seems like it'd be prime roast material.

That piano part was actually flawless❤

awesome videos Steve Bro !!!

I officially hire Steven He as my therapist

@StevenHe

Жыл бұрын

yes sir.

@necromice_cream

Жыл бұрын

jealousy

@Beardless-Soul

Жыл бұрын

Expecting a paycheck soon, 20 thousand dollar

@Amy.PCB.home.

Жыл бұрын

Yes, skit where Steven goes to a therapist for failure management and it's his uncle.

I hate it when subtitles do that for shows like *Explosion* or *Raindrops* but thank you Steven for the laughs 😂❤

@StevenHe

Жыл бұрын

yeah like I need to see *Explosion when the screen shows an explosions

@Kr.m.h.

Жыл бұрын

I freakin rage each time someone starts speaking a foreign/made up language and I turn on the subtitles, only for it to say [foreign language]...like I guess I'll never know then, lol.

@near5148

Жыл бұрын

@@Kr.m.h. character on a show: starts speaking spainish

NOT hearing “what the haillll hello Beijing Embassy” was the mist jarring part of these skits

So funny! Really great videos. I jumped when the duck quaked! You have such a cute laugh.

5:16 Netflix Subtitles be like:

@andrewcrothers7865

Жыл бұрын

LOL

As a kidnapper, i can confirm this is true, That asian parent still haunts me in my dreams☠️

@ibrahimdalupang

Жыл бұрын

"hello 911-"

@Alinda1308

Жыл бұрын

Failure! If you were a good kidnapper Asians wouldn't scare you!

@near5148

Жыл бұрын

@@ibrahimdalupang hello 911? what's your emergency

@montskeeto

Жыл бұрын

*CALLS FBI*

@ibrahimdalupang

Жыл бұрын

@@near5148 sir there's a kidnapper right here

that action is too true i find it especially frustrating when subtitles come with things like the sky is blue and there are clouds in the sky lol. it is worse when you throw in ridiculously loud music and sound effects and lens flashes that near blind you. you do one about kdrama cliches that would be so funny like the white truck of doom that kills everybody all the time.

Ok i did not know what to expect when i clicked but im glad the algorithm recommend you to me you are hysterically hilarious i have to keep r pausing or rewinding because i cant stop laughing.

The movie effects and/or music drowning on what characters are saying is so on point and got me full ugly belly laughing at 1000% power.

Just proving once again that every Asian kid is a prodigy. Thanks, Steven! 👍

The kidnap skit was hysterical!

*Steven paying with the kidnappers card one of the best i have seen online

1:41 I was waiting for him to say 'No returns.' LOL

I love the fact that you picked Howl’s moving castle for the piano. Honestly a duck is close enough to a cobra chicken I think it’s a valid nightmare.

"Steven has as much talent as a celery!" And Steven He is a genius.

The asian sketches never fail to disappoint

This needs to become a series for sure, this was brilliant!

when Steven uploads, it instantly makes my day a lot better.

@StevenHe

Жыл бұрын

Joelle! thank you! that's so kind of you

@chaoticglitched

Жыл бұрын

agreed

Amaizing lol. I would like to see a skit where Steven talks about something that happend in school (he is 9) to his dad.Then Steven's dad starts talking about WW0 and Thanos attacking and stuff like that.

Man, Steven NEVER fails to make me laugh😂

Where Steven is a bunch of different characters at once and it's absolute chaos-

@StevenHe

Жыл бұрын

just the way I like it

@high_lady0fthedesk

Жыл бұрын

Oh, or if Steven is cosplaying a character like Harry Potter or someone idk and Stevens dad walks in and starts insulting him just the way that character's dad would 😆 ✨ Chaos ✨

@high_lady0fthedesk

Жыл бұрын

Or if Steven is a part time package delivery guy and has to deliver something to his own house...

@sanjaynataraj2009

Жыл бұрын

@@high_lady0fthedesk (Steven He dad voice) "Whaaaaaaat daaaaa hail?! You trying to dress up as the Harry Potter? Harry Potter kill the Voldemort. You can't even kill a MOsQuiTO!"

Hey Steven! Good job on these skits! I have a few ideas of my own "Asian Dad surving a zombie apocalypse" "Someone who uses off-brand items discovering on-brand items for the first time" "Asian Dad talking to a clone of himself" I hope you see these and do one of these skit suggestions! Have a nice day :)

@StevenHe

Жыл бұрын

the off brand guy seeing real stuff is a brilliant idea

@mr_indie_fan

Жыл бұрын

Ayo these are actually good ideas-!

@chaotic7cam

Жыл бұрын

These are all good ngl.

Maybe skit Idea: Stevens dad, trys to compare Steven with his cousin, but the cousin is even worse than Steven

"Steven has as much talent as a celery!" I love that!!!!!