“Those who drink cold water become ugly” caught me laughing so hard

@FlamingVR_

6 ай бұрын

I knew a guy in 6th grade once, tallest in class, drank cold water for 2 month, froze all his height off, now he 5’1

@Ballistic477

6 ай бұрын

scientific research has shown that everyone who died has consumed cold water at one point of their life

@Avetho

6 ай бұрын

Its a good thing I'm Canadian, we have the same problem but in reverse, if we drink warm water we won't grow up to be a 6'5" built-like-a-brick-house lumberjack

@inventor121

6 ай бұрын

My parents say this all the time. I live in Canada, everything is cold here so I just don't notice it.

@dacomplex1Yuhanhan.hanna-Xia

6 ай бұрын

Americans be like: ICE WATER YEAR ROUND Me: oh so that's why Asians are always prettier than Americans; *cue the accent* because they dumb

I felt like a complete failure since I failed the bar exam this year, but as an Asian, now I'm proud of myself because I can cook rice. Thank you, Steven.

@skylarwarren2496

6 ай бұрын

Can you cook minute rice in 58 second, leh?

@charlibrown7745

6 ай бұрын

I know someone who failed multiple times before they passed. They now work for as a district attorney. Try, try again.

@DemonicNightmare

6 ай бұрын

My dad's an attorney. He knew a lot of people who didn't pass on their first try. Keep working hard, don't give up!

@TheSoviet0nion

6 ай бұрын

D

@veryangyperson

6 ай бұрын

cold water = ugly gotcha

"An empty browsing history says more than a full one" - Sun Tzu

@ultimasurge

2 ай бұрын

!!! Gold

@phasein5413

19 күн бұрын

wooow

"Hey, why are we speaking English?!" I laughed harder than I probably should have.

@LazerWonder1998

4 ай бұрын

especially since English didn't even exist 2000 years ago.. at least, not the modern day version of English. hah. :)

@Conduit_king

4 ай бұрын

​yeah back then they said "how thou-why thoug-though- when thou- what's up bro"@@LazerWonder1998

@w.reidripley1968

3 ай бұрын

[moderate accent:] "I don't know -- I thought you wanted to."[/accent]

@MatthewTheWanderer

3 ай бұрын

@@LazerWonder1998 Not even Old English existed that long ago, lol

@hellacoorinna9995

2 ай бұрын

那些不吃西蘭花的人，將保持小母牛的身高。

I love how Steven's Dad started out with an actual common saying and then progressively got more and more nonsensical. Like how tf did he get from "early bird gets the worm" to "those who drink cold water become ugly"

@UnicornGacha1

6 ай бұрын

Ikr🤣😂🤣😂😂🤣

@StevenHe

6 ай бұрын

I think I drank too much cold water as a kid

@UnicornGacha1

6 ай бұрын

@@StevenHe 😂🤣😂🤣😂😂🤣😂

@NJDJ1986

6 ай бұрын

​@@StevenHecheers 🧊🚰

@alexturnbackthearmy1907

6 ай бұрын

@@NJDJ1986 "You know what they say about drinking tap water. Ones that drink it always grow up ugly and stupid."

Stephen's dad invented physics, so he could easily time travel for the sole purpose of spreading word of Stephen's failure. These stories became legend, passed down through the He family until they reached Stephen's dad, thus completing the failure time loop.

@rurouninanashi3669

6 ай бұрын

So "they" are all of them and his dad Science!

@EyeSeeThruYou

6 ай бұрын

Next level timelord shit...awesome 😂

@cccpredarmy

6 ай бұрын

Asian parents will do everything to make their kid succeed. EVERYTHING. Even emotional damage...

@arshellnut2730

6 ай бұрын

Invented time travel to become the earliest bird!

@EyeSeeThruYou

6 ай бұрын

@Repent-and-believe-in-Jesus1 Yes, Stephen's Dad has much to answer for, inflicting maximum emotional damage is the work of 😈

As a 2000 year old asian person I can confirm that we did in fact say that those who play Call of Duty: Modern Warfare ll will never get a girlfriend.

@phasein5413

19 күн бұрын

lah

My daughter bought me a coffee mug that had "Emotional Damage" printed on it with Steven pic.. I just about died. Best MEME ever!

"those who don't eat their broccoli.. will always be 5'2" words of the wise

@stevesmith7843

6 ай бұрын

never ate broccoli.... 5'11..... but not asian 🤣

@daniel4647

6 ай бұрын

In a way that one is kind of true, people have gotten taller in the last few centuries and it's likely due to getting more and better food while growing up, and broccoli is one of the most nutritious vegetables.

@AabluedragonAH

6 ай бұрын

Can confirm, ate lots of broccoli and 5’5” with good posture and no back pain

@brennarcher

6 ай бұрын

@LunarBreezesame 😤

@goodknightpangestu470

6 ай бұрын

I wonder how tall uncle roger is, since he hates vegetable 😂

Steven's dad's disappointment was so great, it rippled back through time to warn his ancestors. Random observation: Steven looks good in that black robe thing!

@fixer1140

6 ай бұрын

I was expecting white long hair and beard like Pai Mei, but this was brilliant. 10/10 IGN

@eunoia3926

6 ай бұрын

He does look good in it

@aysiskyle9458

6 ай бұрын

More traditional outfit ❤

“Those who play Xbo-“ while bro held a ps5 controller😂

@mlong9475

2 ай бұрын

LOL, nice catch. I did'nt even notice that.

"also,, why are we speaking English??" got me rolling😆🤣🤣

You know what they say lah, watching Steven He makes you get straight A+’s

@halpee7690

6 ай бұрын

…but you will still be a failyah

@cookingwitholiver.

6 ай бұрын

@@halpee7690 yes

@hectorneros7171

6 ай бұрын

​@halpee7690 unless your name is Timmy or your a doctor 😂

@cookingwitholiver.

6 ай бұрын

@@hectorneros7171 Timmy good boy

@LookupUnited24Tohelp-ph8ir

6 ай бұрын

I got a A- 😂

Love the fact that some of the quotes have been so memed on they get used irl. "EMOTIONAL DAMAGE" "When I was your age, I used to go uphill BOTH WAYS" "My other leg was starting a business"

@rjspiteri5758

Ай бұрын

My dad used the uphill both ways one before Steven was born. Hell, I think that joke is older than my grandpa!

'Those who eat with fork instead of chopstick will never get fortune cookie'

@A3.535

2 ай бұрын

...

Bro the "they will be know for saying emotional damage" made me laugh cause it's true😂

Steven making jokes about his own appearance is the most random thing ever 😂

@StevenHe

6 ай бұрын

I still don’t have a jawline

@powersmiles8894

6 ай бұрын

@@StevenHe your sense of humour far outweighs the need for a jawline 💯💯

@hityouwiththatdduddudu

6 ай бұрын

@@StevenHe ah gosh 😅

@avocadothecat

6 ай бұрын

​@@StevenHe Ask that dude from House of the Dragon, Matt Smith, he has enough jaw to give some to you xD

@TheUnknownD

6 ай бұрын

If you love yourself, It's always good to make fun of yourself, so others can't make fun of you.

Love how the dad always dodges every logical fallacy. "Drinking cold water makes you ugly." "Why?" "Because I said so."

@dilotodragon

6 ай бұрын

Talking to your Asian parent in a nutshell

@StevenHe

6 ай бұрын

“Because I said so” is more legitimate than any scientific study

@valkyrie941

6 ай бұрын

Thats just every parent

@eldelgardhresvelg1295

6 ай бұрын

@@StevenHe Me as fellow Chinese American around your age, "my friend's daughter is working 3 jobs when she was 14 and was making 6 digits" Me: ???? unless she is making onlyfans that math doesn't check out and onlyfans didnt exist back then.

@VFJosh84

6 ай бұрын

Because I said so - ultimate argument in parenting passed down for 28900 generations.

"Those who drink cold water become ugly" Me 2 seconds earlier: * sipping my *cold* water * Me 2 seconds after: * chokes because of laughter*

@magakkarma9721

2 ай бұрын

Me too and actually realizing I'm ugly

Ancient Chinese Wisdom: "He who stands on toilet is high on pot." 😁🧘

1:58 ‘why are we speaking english?’ The chinese ancestors were definitely wise knowing 2000 years in the future the ethnic chinese will be speaking english

I like how Steven purposely made his jawline look bad to not make his viewers jealous. What a legend

@StevenHe

6 ай бұрын

Strangest fact: I have a jawline on the right side of my face but not the left

@drdan312

4 ай бұрын

😂 that was one of the funniest moments in the video.

@ember1794

4 ай бұрын

​@@StevenHe OmG, same here 😅!!

Thanks for helping us heal emotionally with laughter.

My mother in law just said yesterday that “if you leave your hair wet when you go to sleep, you will get pancreatic cancer”. She quote it from some TikTok video.

“Those who don’t eat there broccoli will always be 5,2” -sun tzu

@StevenHe

6 ай бұрын

HAHAHAHA I’m sure my mom told me that

LOL Steven never fails to disappoint

@skipperson4077

6 ай бұрын

except his dad, lah...

@LookupUnited24Tohelp-ph8ir

6 ай бұрын

He is great!

@F1ghter2005

6 ай бұрын

@@skipperson4077Fr lol

@zr3755

6 ай бұрын

LMFAO ​@@skipperson4077

@durk5331

6 ай бұрын

@@skipperson4077 waaait Fictional Steven fails to disappoint his dad? I don't believe that for a minute >.>

My kids shout EMOTIONAL DAMAGE at each other and us (the parents). It's like a thing now at home.

Steven may not be a clown, but he never fails to make us laugh.

@jatsi96

6 ай бұрын

You should say "Steven is not a clown, etc." Makes it sound nicer. :)

I love learning about Chinese history with Steven He!

@martinkuliza

6 ай бұрын

it's calling Chinese HE-story because you don't know that........... You a failure

I remember when Steven's dad said how "Drinking Cold water froze a man's height off" like they say, great video as always 😂

Loved every single second of this skit. Great work❤

One of my best friends at work is a Chinese emigrant and he talks exactly like the father in these skits! Love this’

If i'm ever having a bad day, Steven is there with a funny video to cheer me up. Keep it up man!

@StevenHe

6 ай бұрын

That means a lot to me man. I’ll keep trying my best

0:33 Damn it's no wonder I didn't grow. I always kept passing my broccoli to my sibling. Now they taller than me 😂. Thanks for the laughs Steven!

@Killjoy_Mel

6 ай бұрын

When I was under 10 my country was so poor and freshly un-Soviet'd, we didn't even have broccoli. I'm 5'2.

@Dat1MangaGuy

6 ай бұрын

​@@Killjoy_Meldamn im sorry 😞

@Dat1MangaGuy

6 ай бұрын

​@marim6087 seeing this makes me appreciate broccoli more that's for sure.

You know what they say: “The early bird get the girlfriend”

When he said the word "Subscribe" at 0:41 , the Subscribe button flashed in my phone. Why wouldn't I press it. I Subscribed with immediate effect 😂

2:17 GUYS!!!! I JUST BOUGHT EMOTIONAL DAMAGE!

1:41 my parents actually don’t want me to drink cold water or I “become short”

@supersonic1991

6 ай бұрын

Balance it out with milk. You know what they say, “Drinking milk is strong for your bones… especially on hot Fridays.” :) 👍

timmy knew this before he was even born

Eat your chicken feet, you’ll run fast like sonic.

1:04 jokes on you, I actually did that

1:52 Dang it, he called me out

yeah I can relate to this. When an asian parents / uncles / aunties starts saying "they say..", you know they gonna made something up that doesn't make sense, and you're gonna still comply with that.

1:01 that I’m actually doing 96% honors math 😂😂

2:05 I know you for being a person who always do their best to make people happy and able to laugh, thank you very much for your work

@LookupUnited24Tohelp-ph8ir

6 ай бұрын

Such incredibly great work.

1:18 THE REVEAL THOOOOOO 🤯

@TankishRBLX

6 ай бұрын

Ong

@electrical-brawlstars8509

6 ай бұрын

Faxxxx

@spywalkz1

6 ай бұрын

How are u this early??

@CallMeRio_

6 ай бұрын

Bro was here before the video released 💀

@NTXsirens-eas

6 ай бұрын

Huh?

I like how the first ones made sense

The"Oh yes they did!" got me! Keep it up Steven!😆🤣

"Those who don't eat their vegetables will always be 5'2"." Me, who ate my vegetables but is still 5'2": "WHAT ABOUT ME, STEVEN'S DAD?! WHAT ABOUT ME?!?!" 😂😂😂

@StevenHe

6 ай бұрын

HAHAHA

@pratik8499

6 ай бұрын

You probably drank cold water 😂

@infinitedigitalprintservic5684

6 ай бұрын

You ate them too slow and didn't prepare them properly. You also picked the wrong type. You would have been 4ft if you hadn't have eaten any.

0:50 the chinese of 2000 years ago were right.

The first flashback got me😂

I’m 5’2. Out of 3 children my mom said I was the easiest because growing up I loved broccoli, kale, carrots, spinach and cauliflower and she didn’t have to fight me to get me to eat veggies. However my two older sisters avoided them at all costs and are both 5’4 and 5’7. This video lies! 😭

0:32 As someone who doesn't eat broccoli, I can confirm that I am still 5'2"

Hey Steven I am graduating from university tomorrow with a Bachelor’s in Mathematics and Economics. Thank you for helping me go through my 4 and a half years of college with your videos!

@marsanna

6 ай бұрын

Congrats!

@CreativeSteve69

6 ай бұрын

huge congrats.

@Aliix458

6 ай бұрын

Congratulations _insert virtual applauding noises_

@EriSenshur

6 ай бұрын

​@@theworldisastage1984where did that come from?

@shrekiscool4743

6 ай бұрын

​@@EriSenshur bit of a running joke on thos channel, stevens dad always talking about how his cousin timmy is fluent in 6 languages and is a neurosurgeon etc at 9

0:51 bro. Did that even exist during I don’t know. THE MING DYNASTY?!?!?!?!

this guy is always hilarious! ahhahaha dont forget "i will send you to jesus" XDXD

As a not Asian but an American and someone 5’5 that hasn’t eaten broccoli, Steven knows just what to say to make me question myself and make me realize I’m a complete failure despite my accomplishments

@thenovicenovelist

6 ай бұрын

Same here. I'm not Asian, but I'm also an American who is 5'6 and I rarely ever eat broccoli. I'm pretty sure Steve's dad and his ancestors would see me as a failure. And I'm pretty sure my own ancestors would burn me at the stake for being a witch or something.

@StevenHe

6 ай бұрын

Failures together strong❤

@user-xq6tb9fd4j

6 ай бұрын

@@StevenHe i was the top debater among 2500 people but im 14 and 4’8 who hardly eats vegetables may I join❤

@rurouninanashi3669

6 ай бұрын

​@@thenovicenovelist Not Asian, 6' lots of carrots and tomatoes!

The early birds get the worms to eat, but the early worms get eaten by the birds 😂

I didn't know you could put emotional damage in a jar. Thank you for that.

like how Steven changes clothes every skit but stevens dad always wheres the same thing lol

If I wanna get emotional damage I'll go to a family reunion.

@StevenHe

6 ай бұрын

Nice😂

@johnw2026

6 ай бұрын

Same here! 😆

@smufinstuff

6 ай бұрын

No need to wait that long, CNY is around the corner😃

Steven never fails to make me laugh.

Also Why we Speaking english , killed me XD you are amazing Steven

I love this channel 😂 the lah and the hah at the end always kills me for some reason 😂😂

EMOTIONAL DAMAGE will never die

Steven may not be pregnant, but he doesn't fail to deliver. Also, this video was hilarious lol 😂😂

@Undercover_Smile

6 ай бұрын

💀

@anishkodali1625

6 ай бұрын

🤦‍♂🤦‍♂🤦‍♂🤦‍♂🤦‍♂🤦‍♂🤦‍♂

@R3stor

6 ай бұрын

cousin Timmy in China is a guy and was still able to be pregnant. And he gave a birth to a child just after three months. He was just pregnant faster.

@Undercover_Smile

5 ай бұрын

@@R3stor bro what 💀 ☠️ 💀

@chingizzhylkybayev8575

5 ай бұрын

​@@Undercover_Smilehe's parodying Steven's other videos

"and probably doesn't have a jawline." 😂😅😆🤣🥰 Thanks for the laugh.

This is not time travel. It just Stephen ancestor can see future generation memories

Special thanks for the subtitles and the amazing Chinese traditional or not costume. We deserve it after all this years

I know it’s a good day when Steven uploads🥰

@StevenHe

6 ай бұрын

Good day when you’re back on the channel Jordan

This is so relatable, especially the cold water arguments😂

0:40 lol CoD mw2 wasn't even made yet

Yall underestimating that quick half drowned out "why are we speaking English??" THAT made me spit out my drink

As a 5'2" person, i confirm the broccoli saying.

@StevenHe

6 ай бұрын

Haha

"Early bird gets the worm." *Childhood memories activated*

I love how Steven's got that stereotypical accent down for the father characters all the time.

I find it awesome that "Steven He" is such a talented actor, as well as playing all of the characters in his stories. I mean, for example, in "How Asians Pack School Lunch 2," the two non Asian students are never seen on the screen together. But while they are laughing their short term delight, I feel like I can see both students at the same time. That is how good of an actor he is. The channel employs high quality cinematography, and if there is anything to wish for in the productions, he incorporates it into the story. Plus, I think his Asian background give him some insight to parody, and his Irish background gives him an amazing sense of humor. If Steven He sees this, keep up the good work!

1:24 Ok where did you get these outfits? They’re awesome!

That zhou dynasty wisdom got me banged up

For 10 years of my life, i thought a doshwasher didn't clean the dishes

"Those who drink cold water become ugly" That caught me so off guard I spat out the water in my mouth lol😂😂😂 Edit. Yes, it was cold 😅

@StevenHe

6 ай бұрын

Hopefully it’s not cold water😂

Im not asian, but I do the made up "you know what they say" multiple times every day. Its pretty great and I will not be stopped.

@eunoia3926

6 ай бұрын

Keep it up 👏👏👏👏😂

This is the best one you've made in a while IMO keep it up!

Early bird gets the worm, which means the early worm gets eaten. Stay safe, sleep in!

The one thing I'll always never live down is my dad saying, : You're Great Grandfather earned money and passed it down your Grandfather, he then passed it down to my dad and then he told me " you think I'm dumb enough to pass it to you."

@marsanna

6 ай бұрын

😂😂😂

0:04 LOL IM CRYIN’😂😂😂😂😂😂

I haven't laughed so hard in a long time! Thank you very much.

those who drink cold water become ugly is like the best line ever 😆😆😆😆😆😆

1:54 Whatever I dig this look because I drink a lot of cold water too haha

Okay, the part where he says that channel is known only for "emotional damage" hits harder than emotional damage.

Steven’s dad has finally taught Steven the 2,000 year old Chinese sayings. The only thing left is the 4,000 year old Chinese Martial Arts. (Kudos to anyone who watches AR Manga or Baki.)

“ failure=COD : Modern warfare II player "makes me laugh 😂

Pov: When every single asian parent is like that.

This video explained my parents in 2:23 minutes.

Its the way my dad came up to me the other day and was like "lol you don't know that meme? 'Emotional Damage!'??" *shows me the clip* Me: "Yes dad. I watch his videos" LMAO

1:58 "Also, why we speaking English?" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

1:55 killed me😂😂😂I'm crying, I can't breathe 😂😂😂😂this video made my night 😂😂😂

1:47 "They *did* not say that" They *will* not say that...? Also, didn't Steven's Dad invent calculus...? so how do the Chinese use math that uses calculus in it......... oh right, Physics wasn't invented yet and Asian Dad warped dimensions to get to school. Checks out, no plot holes!

“Those who get less then 274% leh, will never get girlfriend.”

The 'lah' at the end always make me chuckle