Can we appreciate his dedication for building an ark just for this skit?

@juicerbythedozen1083

Жыл бұрын

ur trying to trigger me

@squirrelydan3

Жыл бұрын

I want to visit but it's about 4 hours away from me (I think).

@richardmahn7589

Жыл бұрын

ALL CGI! ALL! NO ONE HAS EVER BUILT AN ARK MUSEUM. EVER. :)

@shiminowind

Жыл бұрын

@@richardmahn7589 joking right? This is real and it is a themepark in kentucky Called "Ark Encounter" And there has been several other life sized replicas of the biblical vessel in the past and more to come

@meg-jesuswins-pro-life3506

Жыл бұрын

ago @Richard Mahn it’s not CGI… i visited the Ark Encounter in Kentucky and it was amazing. definitely wasn’t fake.

“We need a non binary.” “I don’t know why y’all are out here looking at this ark, none of y’all are gonna be on it.” 💀😂

@dangiesbrecht1529

Жыл бұрын

He identifies as black as a black furry transgender.

@skinkly

Жыл бұрын

True 🤣

@ceasar7830

Жыл бұрын

The stories are not Christian stories exclusively

@dragoh7102

Жыл бұрын

@@ceasar7830 they are

@pamelanelson4817

Жыл бұрын

FYI: The ark was a one time thing. Read your Bible. You will enjoy it. God bless you!

"I have a 40 day forecast and it's like Rain, rain, rain, rain, rain" that's gold! 🤣

@Tinyfurball

Жыл бұрын

The thing is, it won't rain Water again. God will use Fire and cast the wicked into a Furnace. In other words, he'll roast them. That's why, you must Repent.

@hadyrome5574

Жыл бұрын

Sounds like Pacific NW.

@annieseaside

9 ай бұрын

Seattle & Scotland can’t stop laughing!!!

I lost it when the Amish guys walked by. “If anyone knows how to build, it’s the Amish.” “Me, Hedekiah and Zachariah built it.” 😂

@crownedmelaninqueen

Жыл бұрын

Same !

@Ax.DaEdge

Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂 Just as I read your comment, he literally was saying this.

@theresagomez2605

Жыл бұрын

That was good!😅

@ceddyhofer14

4 ай бұрын

​@@kelseyyoder2108I bet they're Hutterites.

The fact that he actually got close to the kangaroo and was talking to him made it so much more hilarious! 😂😂

@klo5126

Жыл бұрын

Here in Australia, it’s the roo 🦘 that goes near to humans! Lol 😆

@Anonymous-km5pj

Жыл бұрын

roo was chillaxed about it.... love it....

@jenmack9566

Жыл бұрын

It's a petting zoo 😅

@nicolewalker6894

Жыл бұрын

Also came to comment on the kangaroo. 😂

@julireid9574

Жыл бұрын

At the Ark encounter (where this was filmed) the zoo is what you saw. The roo’s are out on the grass and no barriers between you and them.

In all seriousness I was on that ark the day it opened. A huge storm rolled in with 60mph winds and the staff locked the doors and told us to shelter in place. It was quite surreal. When we were finally allowed to leave it was still pouring rain outside. We had to purchase plastic make shift rain coats in the gift shop in order to leave. 🤣

@honesttruth986

Жыл бұрын

That is the truly immersive experience lol

@markgreene6349

Жыл бұрын

The best part was the ark was damaged by water !!!it's supposed to withstand a flood !talk about irony...😆

@grapeven2895

Жыл бұрын

So animal crossing? 😂

@KimiCruz

Жыл бұрын

That's so legendary, sign from God yo

@FamilyFlippers

11 ай бұрын

Seriously? If true that is funny.

The more you meet people, the more you understand why Noah took animals instead of humans.

@LC-fq4cv

Жыл бұрын

Exactly

@kimbuoy1

Жыл бұрын

Animals followed God's cautionary instruction while human beings mocked it.

@omairkhan9167

Жыл бұрын

Yeah humans didn't took god's warnings seriously!!!

@DIDisguise77

Жыл бұрын

True!!!

@narutohuntmendemon6354

Жыл бұрын

God's warning through another human and not himself

I love this! Your roots of Christian/biblical comedy is where you shine! More of that please!

@PettyPaigetastic

2 жыл бұрын

Completely agree! He is great at Christian comedy

@k33k33

Жыл бұрын

@It's not looking good what

@monke2457

Жыл бұрын

@It's not looking good he is Christian

@tommyl5319

Жыл бұрын

Ha, I agree it's hilarious, witty, and inspired by Christian themes and stories, but if we're being real, it's not really that "Christian"

@djsherrard8904

Жыл бұрын

Yes! More, please!

Absolutely hilarious. I've never seen someone so uncomfortable in work gloves

@MrGlendonwagler

2 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@RJ-mw2gw

2 жыл бұрын

Lol. Kinda looks like Mickey Mouse hands.

@jeanbean1390

2 жыл бұрын

You can tell those gloves have not been used. Like a new pair of white tennis shoes.

@millmill67

2 жыл бұрын

All the hand gestures seem awkward in gloves for some reason 😂

@angie7164

2 жыл бұрын

@@millmill67 yes, that maybe it

"Doppler 40-day forecast" that was clever 😂

John you’re looking pretty good after taking 120 years to build that ark 🚢

@denischabriddell986

Жыл бұрын

Exactly 👏🏼 😆 🤣

@eviea6897

Жыл бұрын

Food for thought..His 3 sons and 3 daughters' in-law were responsible for repopulating the earth after the flood, which means, Noah's grandkids married and procreated with siblings or first cousins. Then their offspring procreated with siblings or second cousins, or first cousins/aunt,uncle combinations...Then, for the first 4 or 5 or 6 generations, you get more of the twice removed, three times over stuff and it gets really confusing before becoming more of a spreading tree. We're all Noah's greatX1,000 grandkids.

@ebenezeramare1

Жыл бұрын

@@eviea6897 most have agreed that great flood was only mesopotamia

@Bugsy0333

Жыл бұрын

@@imperatorxz Just don't tell us prove it ok ?

@ClassicAudiobooksInspirations

Жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

When I first went to the Ark, it literally started raining right when we got there, and I was like "ooh, is this a sign? 😬"

As someone who's ex-Amish, I appreciated you putting them in the video and the commentary 🤣

@margaretqueenofscots9450

2 жыл бұрын

Yep, me too 😁

@rumblebird9888

2 жыл бұрын

Don’t forget to eat your veggies, especially carrots

@cjlive5182

2 жыл бұрын

I want to be neo Amish

@gina8652

Жыл бұрын

@No Worries It's has it's interesting and challenging parts about it 😅 All of it is normal for me. My parents, grandparents and 6 out of 10 siblings are still Amish so being around the community is still very normal for me. Although there was a lot of disappointment with my decision to leave, there's been "acceptance" to a degree and we now all spend time together on a regular basis 💕 I wouldn't change my upbringing, but you definitely know and see things the rest of the world doesn't know about haha

@duckymomo7935

Жыл бұрын

What’s wrong with being Amish? Can’t you be Amish without being Amish-Mennonite?

😂😂 But seriously, that must have been mad hard for Noah to get all those animals to comply 😅

@mariannehanna8071

2 жыл бұрын

Hahah the animals actually came to him in 2 by 2 :)

@caramia4483

2 жыл бұрын

@@mariannehanna8071 😮 I had to do some quick research just now to confirm…I never knew that!! But makes so much more sense 😂 🙏🏽

@mariannehanna8071

2 жыл бұрын

@@caramia4483 Yh it made so much more sense to me too hahah

@aprillsloof8542

2 жыл бұрын

With God all things are possible 😁

@LukeMaps

Жыл бұрын

@@mariannehanna8071 👌The clean animals came in sevens, unclean by twos🐷🐷. (School House Rock really disappointed in that respect, but I suppose the sevens table is not "Elementary, my dear." Great song, though! 😊🎵)

“A new gender reveal gone wrong every day…” Oh my gosh got me laughing so hard!!

I'm a Christian and I love this video, it's very funny and I appreciate your knowledge of the Bible. I'm very glad that God has created you, He has wonderful sense of humor. God bless you🙏🏻❤

Would've loved to see you shopping at Home Depot for a tape measure that measures in cubits! LOL

@jlwwillis

2 жыл бұрын

Hilarious

@iieshacarter

Жыл бұрын

Yes!! My ears were itching for that! 😉🤣

@LukeMaps

Жыл бұрын

I need one of those because sometimes I'm too lazy to hold out my arm to measure elbow to fingertip. 😂Also, I doubt the accuracy of my own cubit because I have longer-than-average arms.🙋‍♂️ Then again, perhaps people were taller (and hence had longer cubits) before The Flood since many people lived to be more than 900.

@emilymenjivar6138

Жыл бұрын

🤣

@imageisn0thing

Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

"I am not part of the exhibit!" So glad you kept that in. lol

2:25 fun fact: there's no indigo in the LGBT rainbow (6 colors), so that's God's _legit_ covenant rainbow (7 colors, representing completeness e.g. 7 days in a week)

@Tara-cv2kz

Жыл бұрын

oooh cool. if I ever need to paint a rainbow, I’ll be sure to include indigo

@luzrivera1353

Жыл бұрын

Interesting 🤔 I didn't notice that

@xg6hpyk

Жыл бұрын

I heard there is no indigo in the LGBT flag because flag manufacturers didn't have that particular color material to a put into the flags they made, so it was left out

@-.Ren_Ren.-

Жыл бұрын

FACT

@michaela.754

Жыл бұрын

6... that checks out

Noah: “I’m going to bring 2 of each animal, one for both genders” Twitter:

@rfe8nn2

Жыл бұрын

Noah never heard of non-binary and the many genders the left pushes.

Noah is so woke it hurts! I was waiting for you to be spotted by tourists ... thanks for including the outtake at the end.

"6 feet apart! 6 feet apart!!" 😂😂😂😂

Your Christian humor is the greatest please keep it up!!!

@Danny451

Жыл бұрын

"Christians" are hilarious.

Him begging the kangaroo to get on the boat was great. 😂

This is so funny as someone who’s actually visited the Ark Encounter and noticed some of the same things!

@nicolehish

Жыл бұрын

Haha I have it’s great

@SRose-vp6ew

Жыл бұрын

Who built the Ark? Ken Ham, Ken Ham. Who built the Ark, father Ken Ham built the Ark. Yep, I bet Ken Ham fought for the pumping of 2022 guest sewage right out the top of the ark vent system for a more authentic Ark bathroom experience, but lost on that one and a few other things. In all seriousness get a 3 day pass and plan on staying 4 days in the area. Pay extra for the VR that a 3rd party helped bring in and enjoy all the free animal encounter classes making sure to sit in the front row and stay after to talk to the zoologists and handlers. Answers TV is also only 3.33 a month and has all their DVDs.

@thedoctor4637

Жыл бұрын

It’s amazing. I’ve been twice for an event. Hoping to go again this year!

@jenmack9566

Жыл бұрын

The ark encounter is amazing!

@alewisscott

Жыл бұрын

I agree with Perky Bird. My family and I visited the Ark Encounter and it's so neat to see how John put a humorous spin on different parts of the exhibit. Great video!

Brilliant!! I so very much appreciate this interpretation of Noah's dilemma for today's challenges. It's funny but true.

@doncomputer5931

7 ай бұрын

Noah didn't build an ark, he waterproofed his house and put his farm animals in it so when the flood basin filled with water he could float to the Arabian peninsula on his makeshift houseboat. Fairly decent woodworking probably went into it, but It can't be verified since The remains have most likely long since decayed into dirt.

i love how an Amish guy walked by and looked at you when you said "it's Amish people" hahaha

Hilarious and accurate at the same time! I lost it when talking to the kangaroo. 😂

@Chrisjan0.7

Жыл бұрын

Apart from saying they need to keep the animals safe for 40 days. It rained for 40 but they were on the ark waiting for the waters to subside for approximately a year. Still a funny video

@jmckendry84

Жыл бұрын

Accurate, as in every single popular culture war straw man was methodically ticked off (non binary! Trans! LGBT! Animal rights activists! Health and safety! Tik Tok! Influencers! Social distancing!) John's a funny guy but he knows what buttons his audience wants pushed and religiously (pun intended) sticks to that.

@annamanz7652

Жыл бұрын

Hi. I agree John is funny, but there’s not need to argue with the whole comment section

Consensually inviting the animals 🤣🤣🤣 I'm dead ☠️☠️☠️

He came ᑭᖇᗴᑭᗩᖇᗴᗪ with the outfit 💀😂😂

This is one of the best John Crist videos I’ve seen in a long time! Love it! Keep up the good work bro 😎

@susansmith493

Жыл бұрын

The Portland show was my fave, by far. Funny as usual and BRAVE!!

John’s brain is a national treasure. I couldn’t, in a million years, think up this stuff. Too funny

@2:43 Me, Hezekiah, and Zachariah built the thing 🤣🤣🤣

"Doppler 40 Day Forecast" is GOLD

I'd imagine the sabre-tooth Alaskan parrot would have survived most situations, so it probably didn't need the Ark anyway.

The part with the Amish dudes made me die laughing

@Rosie_C

2 жыл бұрын

Me, too! Hey, they’re good!

@garyherndon4722

2 жыл бұрын

R.I.P.

"can we get these sprinklers turned off" 🤣

The Amish bit had me cracking up!

@2:14... Doppler 40 day forecast... Rain... Rain... Rain... Rain... I love this "2022" rendition of Noah's Ark!!!

This was amazing! I've been to the Ark a couple times, so seeing it from this perspective is hilarious! Great job!

Dead . This is gold. I love when he puts the commentary in when someone recognizes him! Pure joy and honesty happy to be un-canceled Lolol

I'm dying! You forgot emotional support tea cup dogs

@lanngunn6512

Жыл бұрын

That wld have been perfect!

Its so good to have you back John Crist. More grace for more

love all the satire John! Thank you for this piece!😆

“I do have Doppler 40 day forecast and it’s just rain, rain, rain.”

The Saber Tooth Alaskan Parrot 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Funny, creative and awesome as always - enjoy all of your skits and your amazing wit!

Sabertooth Alaskan Parrot...🤣 You're creative, John. This was amazing.

Pepsi machines on the Ark, because product placement is exactly how to fund your large boat project

At 1:39 that kid was zooming

I love how there is a full 4 mins. Very well done, as always.

Peta has been out here repeta'dly... We'll just not be able to get the saber-toothed Alaskan parrot

"Concentual" gathering of animals🤣 plus, John's hand gestures with the white gloves...the BEST!

@cjlive5182

2 жыл бұрын

He’s ready to land planes!

@ginamcgrew9955

Жыл бұрын

@@cjlive5182 it's my favorite thing about him 🤣

This is hilarious, man. And to hear the background story on the podcast is just an added layer!!

My dog just passed away three hours ago and I am heart-broken. I can’t sleep right now. I needed a laugh so I started watching his videos. The 40-day forecast part got me 😂🤣🤣 Thanks brother.

@charlottesmom

9 ай бұрын

(((hugs))) I hope you are healing, losing a beloved pet is very very difficult! 😢

@earlymorningtwilight9119

8 ай бұрын

So sorry for your loss. Our pets are a true gift.

@LetJesusTouchUrLife

8 ай бұрын

Thank you@@earlymorningtwilight9119yes they are. I miss him so much. A reflection of God's love indeed.

This was hilarious!!!! I’m gonna watch again 😂

The gloves: I couldn't take my eyes off them...they remind me of Psalty the Singing Hymn Book.😂

You cracked me up. Haha! Our family visited the Ark in May on our way down to Florida and it was by far my favorite place we visited on our trip. It was fascinating. I could have spent days there if it wasn’t for our kids. Lol

hahahaha that was fantastic thank you for cheering up my day! x😆😍

Great video! …”we need a mental health day.” 😂 1:20

Hezekiah and Zechariah … 😂😂😂 hilarious

Your videos are amazing. Thank you for making us all laugh and have better days 👏🙂

The Scooter Drag racing l👀ks like fun behind you! 😂😂😂

What do you mean you weren’t part of the exhibit??? You were playing the Biblically accurate Noah!!!

Rofl, John Crist is a genius! Oh my goodness, I laughed so hard!!!!

You are hysterical and I love how you put together your humor!!!👌👌👌👌👌

So funny!! Love you John. Keep ‘em coming!! :)

That was great, thanks John !!! Loved the weather forecast.

You never disappoint 🤣🤣🤣🤣

It’s insane how we’re all descendants of Noah and his family 😭❤️

You made this skit WORK 😂. I appreciate it.

Those amish dudes were definitely within ear shot Hahaha

Best comedy version of Noah's Ark since Bill Cosby.

@laurabeane8862

Жыл бұрын

"RIIIGHT!"😆👍

This is hilarious 😆🔥 I heard about it on your podcast and could not wait to see it.

those brand new gloves though - also the amish 😂😂😂

John you're awesome. I can really appreciate how your brain works. Funny stuff brother!

I need 40 days and 40 nights more of this.

OUTSTANDING! Humor is known to be the best way to get hearers to listen. WELL DONE!

Just listened to your podcast about this!!! I couldn’t wait! 👍🏼👍🏼U R the best!

This is funny stuff man! Love the wise crack about the passing Amish fellas.

"We need a nonbinary animal" and the part where he tried to convince the cangoroo were hilarious 😂😂

This dude humor is on a whole nutha level.. Salute!!

Thanks for sharing this video. You’ve made my day! 👍

Loved that museum! It was fun whilst on a road trip. Also saw for the first time a lot of Amish folk. Wanted to ask them questions but I didn’t, cause I’ve been told not to. I know it’s not always the case but idk. 🤷‍♀️ Love seeing him do more of these types of videos!

I know you're just joking about building codes, but restrictive building codes and regulations make housing much more expensive than it has to. People talk about affordable housing without mentioning that unnecessary regulations and codes make them much more expensive to build in the first place.

@DankusMemicus

2 жыл бұрын

In Ontario, Canada, it takes roughly 2 years to approve new building construction... no reason it should take so long. Some regulation is understandable, but not to this extent.

@jacquestube

2 жыл бұрын

@Naruto Uzumaki is there no middle ground with where we can acknowledge that current restrictions are too restrictive?

@dfwridinglessons

2 жыл бұрын

Actually the Chinese company Blackrock has been swooping in to buy houses at 20% above cost to deliberately hype up the prices to keep them unaffordable for families. This in my opinion is what needs to be outlawed. I’m pretty certain it won’t be for the lobbying money alone would stop.

I was just thinking this morning Noah was the first engineer to make a model cruise ship

This is hysterical! I loved it! Man, you did it well! Hats off.

I LOVE the ark encounter! 🙂

"We gotta put this rainbow up here for pride month. We gotta be inclusive and everything" 😂😂💀

my goodness... we were here a day after this was filmed. beautiful construction, exquisite work. amazing. also, i love all your videos.

Um, subscribed lol. This is one of the funnier things I've seen in a while. 😂👍🏼

You are SO funny!!!!! Favorite comedian of all time

you know john crist gonna get recognized at the ark encounter

One of John's best for sure!

The Paul Malls? I’d want to end existence too 🤣🤣🤣

Dude! SO funny!!! Love what you do💖

I'm not very religious at all, but this is probably one of the best videos I've seen all week!🤣

@annamanz7652

Жыл бұрын

Yes It’s funny 🤣have a good day

Thanks, John! This is so GREAT!!! Love the gloves!

this is a comedy gold mine! i feel that you still have a lot of stuff that did not make the cut. hahahaha! luv yu, bruh!

2:27 surprised that you didn’t mention that the rainbow 🌈 is a symbol of God’s promise to Noah so that he wouldn’t destroy the Earth with a flood again

@longllamas

Жыл бұрын

That's the joke. Obviously Noah would not think the rainbow was a pride symbol

@Tara-cv2kz

Жыл бұрын

but I dont think Noah knew about the rainbow until after the flood?

@eviea6897

Жыл бұрын

@@Tara-cv2kz It didn't appear till after the flood

@dustinclouse6888

Жыл бұрын

Wait, theres still people that believe this actually happened? 😂😂😂

@eds10blue79

Жыл бұрын

@@dustinclouse6888 Yes