"I Will Randomly Sink Cruise Ship" - Bill Burr

"I Will Randomly Sink Cruise Ship" - Bill Burr
Bill Burr on Population Control

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  • @jeffn.2659
    @jeffn.26599 ай бұрын

    I support this plan 100%. It's a good start...

  • @canadianbacon3021

    @canadianbacon3021

    3 ай бұрын

    If you really wanted to support this plan 100%, you'd take a cruise.

  • @dolfandynasty2838

    @dolfandynasty2838

    3 ай бұрын

    @@canadianbacon3021🤣🤣💀 underrated af

  • @thomasconrad365
    @thomasconrad3653 ай бұрын

    “That’s how my ethnic cleansing would work…” hahahaha😂

  • @solokom
    @solokom3 ай бұрын

    I will never get tired of watching this bit. 😄

  • @DesertScorpionKSA
    @DesertScorpionKSA4 ай бұрын

    This reminds me of the book "The Marching Morons." In the book, stupid people were lured into trips to Mars, on rickety spacecraft. Once lauched, the ship just drifted in space and the people all died.

  • @ryanshaddix5697

    @ryanshaddix5697

    3 ай бұрын

    Omg, it’s free on project Gutenberg too. Ima check this out 😂 // Feel like I just watched something dirty though.

  • @benjaminkipkurui8667

    @benjaminkipkurui8667

    3 ай бұрын

    😂😂😂

  • @khoderergin9816
    @khoderergin98164 ай бұрын

    Why do I want a full length song of his humming 😂

  • @Skyl1ne3838

    @Skyl1ne3838

    4 ай бұрын

    What's the name?

  • @garicrewsen1128
    @garicrewsen11283 ай бұрын

    What an awesome Valentine's Day wake up video! Thank you, Mr. Burr ❣️❤️‍🩹🏴‍☠️

  • @Thorston_the_Just
    @Thorston_the_Just5 ай бұрын

    I love that woman in the audience that wails like she isn't at a comedy show and these are his real aspirations. lol

  • @darinadam6401
    @darinadam64014 ай бұрын

    OMG you did this! Hahahahahahahah. Perfect comedy Bill!! There is no possible comparison.

  • @cosminmorga1331
    @cosminmorga13313 ай бұрын

    He is brilliant 👏 ❤

  • @super266
    @super26621 күн бұрын

    Ok, I'm totally down with the "sociopaths are often the most charming people" theory. You got my vote!

  • @dagoverstreet8865
    @dagoverstreet88653 ай бұрын

    That was good product of some alone time.

  • @jackdasilva6327
    @jackdasilva63277 ай бұрын

    Unst fire number 1

  • @gordonapinsent
    @gordonapinsent5 ай бұрын

    Spot on

  • @theminingassassin16
    @theminingassassin163 ай бұрын

    I never thought genocide would be funny. Here I am. Also, I agree.

  • @jonathanford9774
    @jonathanford97743 ай бұрын

    Dark humor good stuff 😮 😂

  • @Sobrien724
    @Sobrien7243 ай бұрын

    Wooka wooka thing. lol

  • @boo-vy1lk
    @boo-vy1lk3 ай бұрын

    me too 100 at least.

  • @brutekk
    @brutekk3 ай бұрын

    quality.. a quality bit indeed hahahahah xDDD 🤣🤣🤣

  • @charlesflaco7976
    @charlesflaco79763 ай бұрын

    Wtf Bill hahahaha you really gave this some thought hahahahaha.

  • @AsKnownAsLucy
    @AsKnownAsLucy2 ай бұрын

    In Sweden n Finland ”we” go on cruises to stock pile tax free Tobacco, booze and beer. Not for ”the trip”. And most often custom service dont give a shit about how much you bring in to the country 😅 But no one claims it’s some kind of vacation

  • @Robert-bk1dm
    @Robert-bk1dm5 ай бұрын

    Seems like they are already implementing the plan.

  • @infinitesimotel

    @infinitesimotel

    4 ай бұрын

    In Europe.

  • @killerrabbit2693

    @killerrabbit2693

    4 ай бұрын

    Go on, how..?

  • @Robert-bk1dm

    @Robert-bk1dm

    4 ай бұрын

    ​​@@killerrabbit2693Let me count the ways. Vaccines pharmaceutical drugs food that is literally poison mass obesity (see food) illegal immigrants crime ridden cities defunding the police military in disarray no freedom of speech (misinformation) trying to confiscate guns politicians controlled by foreign governments. I could go on and on but you get my point.

  • @gigachad6885

    @gigachad6885

    3 ай бұрын

    ​@@killerrabbit2693Google excess death rates, watch the spike in EVERY country the last few years, with the introduction of a specific medicine at a specific time...

  • @Skyl1ne3838
    @Skyl1ne38384 ай бұрын

    Name of the song he's humming?

  • @sda2093707

    @sda2093707

    3 ай бұрын

    Party rock 😂

  • @Skyl1ne3838

    @Skyl1ne3838

    3 ай бұрын

    Thank you!!

  • @papabear9498
    @papabear94983 ай бұрын

    It’s f’d up but damn, it’s FUNNY AF for some reason

  • @garicrewsen1128

    @garicrewsen1128

    3 ай бұрын

    Made even better because: Valentine's Day❣️

  • @papabear9498

    @papabear9498

    3 ай бұрын

    The periscope sound and “listen for z music” 😂

  • @shawnburnham1
    @shawnburnham13 ай бұрын

    5:00

  • @ericohlman1984
    @ericohlman1984Ай бұрын

    Which comedy special year was this?

  • @Jane-gt4qf
    @Jane-gt4qf5 ай бұрын

    Best. Comedian. Ever.

  • @jaydenritchie1992
    @jaydenritchie19923 ай бұрын

    hahahahahah

  • @gnashsang
    @gnashsang4 ай бұрын

    How many cruise ships does it take to get the population down to 500 million?

  • @infinitesimotel

    @infinitesimotel

    4 ай бұрын

    Can 3rd worlders afford to get on cruise ships?

  • @gnashsang

    @gnashsang

    4 ай бұрын

    @@infinitesimotel special discount coupons!

  • @elskid206

    @elskid206

    3 ай бұрын

    Admittedly, it is an ambitious plan

  • @elskid206

    @elskid206

    3 ай бұрын

    ​@@infinitesimotelCOUPONS!!!

  • @evanr1784

    @evanr1784

    3 ай бұрын

    ​They are the ones who work on those ships 18 hours a day ​@@infinitesimotel

  • @cassieblack1776
    @cassieblack17768 ай бұрын

    It’s scary that this sounds like what happens behind closed doors in our government….

  • @MakeSomeNoiseAgencyPlaylists
    @MakeSomeNoiseAgencyPlaylists4 ай бұрын

    sounds like a funny fashist to me

  • @pastashack3517

    @pastashack3517

    3 ай бұрын

    I must have missed the part where he advocated for strict control of media and political apparatus to consolidate power around a select few while encouraging rhetoric against a chosen out-group over imagined issues in order to win popular support by portraying the out-group as both too weak to participate in society, and too dangerous to be tolerated. Or maybe you don't know the definition of the word

  • @gregoryfrancisjames5071
    @gregoryfrancisjames50713 ай бұрын

    Covid almost did it for you Bill. 😊

  • @ddd1hhh
    @ddd1hhh3 ай бұрын

    I’d be pissed if I paid money to see that…

  • @morstyrannis1951
    @morstyrannis19513 ай бұрын

    This is slightly more plausible than the typical QAnon conspiracy theory.

  • @user-kw6rh8xq2f
    @user-kw6rh8xq2f3 ай бұрын

    So that would take care of the rich yuppys that can afford to go on a cruise

  • @CT-gh2vm

    @CT-gh2vm

    3 ай бұрын

    Cruises are cheap these days

  • @leonbeck6254
    @leonbeck62543 ай бұрын

    Time for you to retire😢

  • @user-qo1gk2kj3e
    @user-qo1gk2kj3e3 ай бұрын

    I used to think this guy was funny but now he just bores me. Hes lost. I think his suicide bit was closer to the truth than he wants to admit. He must really hate who he is and his life.

  • @garicrewsen1128

    @garicrewsen1128

    3 ай бұрын

    Happy VD ❣️

  • @peymankacerouni8510
    @peymankacerouni85105 ай бұрын

    Bill is not funny anymore

  • @mhks68

    @mhks68

    4 ай бұрын

    Trolls aren’t a thing still in 2024.

  • @BrotherHood-xh9sg

    @BrotherHood-xh9sg

    4 ай бұрын

    I don't know. Every special I have seen is great. It's just the woke pandemic one, and him getting cucked by his wife during the UFC event.

  • @infamous201x2

    @infamous201x2

    4 ай бұрын

    Yet he is and you’re still looking for attention in KZread comments.

  • @salviaspuzzle

    @salviaspuzzle

    3 ай бұрын

    I'll buy your cruise ticket

  • @atrain3793

    @atrain3793

    3 ай бұрын

    You were never relevant, yet here you are still trying to be

  • @bubbahottep8644
    @bubbahottep86443 ай бұрын

    This guy should start doing comedy instead of political analysis.

  • @salviaspuzzle

    @salviaspuzzle

    3 ай бұрын

    Bill's been a comedian for 30+ years. I'll buy your cruise ticket

  • @bubbahottep8644

    @bubbahottep8644

    3 ай бұрын

    @@salviaspuzzle He is awesome. I was aiming more at the more and more distressingly realistic view of the world he presents to us.

  • @jeffn.2659

    @jeffn.2659

    3 ай бұрын

    @@salviaspuzzle I'll chip in for that. I'm pretty flush since starting work at this shipbuilding company