I wish I could see "Life of Boris" and "Binging with Babish" try to cook in a sitcom-style cooking show. Just Boris squatting on the kitchen counter, drinking copious amounts of kvass/vodka, playing hardbass loudly, using weapons as utensils/cooking tools, and generally being a madlad, all while Babish (Andrew) tries to calmly explains how to prepare the recipe, with Anatoli occasionally interrupting and eating ingredients.

@HeiligerHeuler

4 жыл бұрын

I would watch that

@drautomaton6010

4 жыл бұрын

What would the name of the show be though?

@nataliebrooks9165

4 жыл бұрын

@@drautomaton6010 Binging with Babish & Boris. B.W.B.B.

@drautomaton6010

4 жыл бұрын

@@nataliebrooks9165 A little wordy, but it could work.

@nataliebrooks9165

4 жыл бұрын

@@drautomaton6010 Борис & Babish show.

"Happy little accidents like this, are always welcome" Literally the Bob Ross of cooking

@Uh-ll4ri

4 жыл бұрын

I wonder what he could be referencing

@SUPRSANC

4 жыл бұрын

More dunk Russian and kind of

@amberlee4536

4 жыл бұрын

I don't know if I'd say that, like, the style is the same energy, but Boris screams a lot

@FelisImpurrator

4 жыл бұрын

Bob Ris?

@scrawnymaniac7126

4 жыл бұрын

slav bob ross of cooking

"leave it at room temperature, unless you live in Siberia, then just put it in the fridge"

@blaketheflake2737

4 жыл бұрын

frogstair Siberia and Antarctica are the only places where fridge warm food

@doggeenayter

3 жыл бұрын

Fuckin ow

@SafiullahMollick

3 жыл бұрын

@@blaketheflake2737 I still wonder how people survive in those weathers.... I mean come on I need at least 10 heaters to make my room have 25+ Degree Celsius in Siberia.

@ismata3274

3 жыл бұрын

So that it stays hot. Seeing the avarage temperature we hear about, quite plausible. 👍

@handledhandlehandlinghandler

3 жыл бұрын

Sooo... BakSlava?

Boris: "I don't make balkan recipes anymore because there is sneaky lemon inside that is hard to put in the recipe" Also Boris: Cutting lemons with scissors.

I'm still not sure if he's making that with water or vodka.

@satcar7304

4 жыл бұрын

Doesn't matter. It is the same thing in soviet russia

@Nerdiness1985

4 жыл бұрын

A true Slav's babushka would be ashamed of her son asking such an obvious question.

@siperp2228

4 жыл бұрын

it's with vodka

@Zamntron

4 жыл бұрын

Why not both?

@MatthewBishop64

4 жыл бұрын

@@siperp2228 Thanks. Yeah I remembered later that using alcohol in pastry make it flakier because it reduces the formation of gluten networks.

*"But Boris, you can cook!"* * *measures exactly 0.016 bushels of flour and a finger of salt* *

@rasyldarif8808

4 жыл бұрын

Boom SLAV perfection Blin

@lapatron_9118

4 жыл бұрын

0.01135 bunshels

@phoenixantis6994

4 жыл бұрын

0.016 is also the value of a ruble compared to the us dollar

@rasyldarif8808

4 жыл бұрын

@@phoenixantis6994 Hmm Interesting BLIN! I should know that from start of video BTW thanks

@gaaraati

4 жыл бұрын

Slavs use their own measuring system

Someday he's gonna drink so much vodka that he speaks in russian for an entire video

@OctoBirb8Claws

2 жыл бұрын

that was almost the case for the pork rind and potato video

@Deon2137

2 жыл бұрын

@@OctoBirb8Claws Да

Professional chiefs: never make filo pastry from scratch. its not worth it Boris: B A K L A V A

@goranbreskic4304

2 жыл бұрын

It is and it's really easy too.

@Engie_Boi

Жыл бұрын

No, T H I C C L A V A

@markuss88

2 ай бұрын

tran

Baklava is Turkish. Honey cakes are Russian. Thicclava is Borisian.

@kasinova2365

4 жыл бұрын

BAKLAVA IS TURKIHS AND greece BUT OTTOMANS ARE TAKE THE GREECE IN 1453 AND WE TAKE THE BAKLAVA

@TheRalacator

4 жыл бұрын

PewPew PieDiPie There are many versions of it. There is Greek, Turkish, Azerbaijani and etc.

@jimbopaw

4 жыл бұрын

@@TheRalacator Lebanon, Syria

@TheRalacator

4 жыл бұрын

Ro lf ok

@kasinova2365

4 жыл бұрын

@@ilhamkazimzadeisyourproducer arkandayım kanka türk gücünü gösterek şu yunana baklava is turkey!?

"Hm, 3000 rubles sounds like a lot..." Checks exchange rate "$48! Jesus Christ!" Thank you for your sacrifice, Boris.

@deadzonegames7860

4 жыл бұрын

Its about 30 gbp that's mad!!!

@SufferPinkehh

4 жыл бұрын

Still better, than Hungarian Forint. :'D

@deadzonegames7860

4 жыл бұрын

@@SufferPinkehh its works out about the same in the exchange

@SuspectXX

4 жыл бұрын

So as much as a bag of pistachios normally costs? You know its true dont lie

@mutated__donkey5840

4 жыл бұрын

Arch Marshall if you think that’s bad you should check out the Vietnamese Dong

"how hard can it be?" *hours later* ... *"what the blyat have i done"*

"try not to burn house down, if you do then start over" Sound accurate 😂

“I have idea” “I have solution” *Slavic problems require Slavic solutions*

@ghostofathens6600

4 жыл бұрын

DisRandom Dudeyeah

@sovietdoggo3779

4 жыл бұрын

Yea

@lithuanianwarlord2324

3 жыл бұрын

Baklava is Turkish tho

@ghostofathens6600

3 жыл бұрын

lithuanian warlord it’s greekkk

@kraigisboss

3 жыл бұрын

@@ghostofathens6600 it both

*turks and greeks fighting over baklava* Southern Russia: *grabs popcorn*

@potassiumnitrate5817

4 жыл бұрын

No blyat! Semechki!

@kersenify

4 жыл бұрын

*Indonesian and Malaysian fighting over rendang* Brunei Darussalam: *grabs popcorn*

@Risris666

4 жыл бұрын

Albania:* Barges in and RKO's Turkey* you son of a bitch

@Gabriel-he6ih

4 жыл бұрын

No, not detonated pieces of corn Slav sunflower semechki

@onurtintas

4 жыл бұрын

It belongs Turks actually

The legend says that one Thicclava is enough calories for the whole siberian winter. :)

@tsunamiman5512

8 ай бұрын

Or for one Boris

I think my grandma's would have a stroke if they saw this But I like it

@px1_

3 жыл бұрын

Some say when it comes oit the only car he will drive is the togg sedan. And if he was the first communist mayor in south east turkey he would keep his stupid whiney mouth shut. All we know is. Hes called the stig!

@mertekren8027

3 жыл бұрын

@@px1_ but he is not the stig it is stigs turkish cousin

@px1_

3 жыл бұрын

@@mertekren8027 ok ill give that one to you

@Thepepapig

3 жыл бұрын

same

@mrmidnight8578

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

'I have idea' 'I have solution' Me: Svetlana? *Boris brings Svetlana* Me: YUP SVETLANA

@manarshammat3727

4 жыл бұрын

f off

@ultraslav5325

4 жыл бұрын

@@manarshammat3727 no you fuck off you fucking western spy

@redacted144

4 жыл бұрын

manar shammat You don’t say “f off” to our Svetlana, spy!!!

@m.r9389

4 жыл бұрын

Directly after he said I have no solution I knew that he was going to bring out svetlana

@braydenbuchanan4229

4 жыл бұрын

TheVoicelessGamer Glad to see I’m not the only one, Comrade

*Slavic* problem require *Slavic* solution. - Designers of the RBMK reactor.

@MrTony1995

4 жыл бұрын

the reactor exploded, comrade RBMK reactors do not explode, they use the forces of communism to work, comrade

@VPCh.

4 жыл бұрын

Commander Shepard: We'll bang, OK?

@thewaraboo2824

4 жыл бұрын

*Special* Eyes require *Special* Brand

@lecrab7572

4 жыл бұрын

@@MrTony1995 they collapse, not explode

@mellow6725

4 жыл бұрын

@@Plank-cn1we nice gatekeeping

10:57 "Task failed successfully"

*Butter goes flying on to the floor* *Picks it back up and scraps off the outside* "It's really not different from cleaning your soap" I can't, I can't keep watching this with a straight face anymore

0:52 a very popular south slav dish Turkey : visible confusion

@barbi2503

4 жыл бұрын

nah

@aboredgreek7647

4 жыл бұрын

Turkey is just middle-eastern Russia

@demdemz8245

4 жыл бұрын

Turkey is russia and USA mixed

@AboveAverage3284

4 жыл бұрын

@@demdemz8245 russia is northern turkey and USA is world mixed

@AboveAverage3284

4 жыл бұрын

@@mainparkbaby sorma yav

Welcome back Boris. I was missing your voice over hardbass already

@skimpadimp6373

4 жыл бұрын

Same

@sirtanjung35p

4 жыл бұрын

Agree

@pipetman4645

4 жыл бұрын

Ikr

@crackermix7793

4 жыл бұрын

Ah, yes! salt, that i have is older. So old, in fact it is now rock, not grain.

@joshuamcdonald7154

4 жыл бұрын

Dam right blet

"oh boris please make some dolma" "oh yes no problem let me just go into my backyard and pick some leaves off my grape tree that does not fucking exist" topkek

7:30 Breaking News: Gopnik discovers light speed with butter.

“Children’s glass” (Fills glass with Ruski standard)

@supersonictv8916

4 жыл бұрын

If you are a Russian child, you drink from these glasses at age of a month.

@sobrev1viente

4 жыл бұрын

@@supersonictv8916 true comrades drink from birth!

@kingrediusz3764

4 жыл бұрын

True

@zackwilliam264

4 жыл бұрын

Lucas Galloway 😂😂😂

@taylorindustries

4 жыл бұрын

Моторы и сохранить

*"I have idea."* *"I HAVE SOLUTION."* Where there's a Slav there's a way. 😅 Edit: спосибо Борис за лайк. 😅

@SuperEpicTimmy

4 жыл бұрын

Multitool

@FullASD

4 жыл бұрын

If you dont have an idea but a solution Grab a sledgehammer

@lucienschlut

4 жыл бұрын

Sho us da wey

@flipmanlet8982

4 жыл бұрын

*We have solution*

@rasyldarif8808

4 жыл бұрын

Solution: CYKA BLYAT

9:17 his voice is just so funny You can tell he’s heard that joke a million times XD

4:10 “Happy little accidents”,he watches Bob Ross🙃

Boris*adds flour* Boris:congratulations cake is almost done.

@floopfloop3155

4 жыл бұрын

Blyatiful

@soniavecchini9658

4 жыл бұрын

Me: Don’t do it, don’t give me hope

@expiredcracker1757

4 жыл бұрын

blatiful

**dumps an immense amount of flour into the mix** "Cake almost ready by now."

@bruhwhydidkakyoindie1237

4 жыл бұрын

Reapstion after reading this I got that part 😂😂😂

*Looks at the title of the video* *Starts sweating as a Turkish guy* ME: Aight boris you better not call it a Greek dessert, every man of culture knows baklava was made in the imperial kitchens of the Topkapı Palace. Boris: 0:51 ME: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-

@drygon9324

3 жыл бұрын

All he said at 0:51 is that it is "a very popular south slav dish", which is true because the balkan countries traditionally make it. And Istambul is really close to the south slavs.

Boris when he goes to Vadim's apartment : "whats that questionable white liquid in the sink?"

"We just make more" At that moment, I knew it was downhill from there.

Boris, thank you, you have saved my life from a boredom overdose.

@Magmatic_Agnaktor

4 жыл бұрын

Yes i agree

@eduardkalmanawardze

4 жыл бұрын

Yes, I nearly died because of boredom xd, my life without boris's videos is shit

RECENTLY!... Some random American: Baklava This random Slav: THICCLAVA

5:32 I can't stop laughing

@hrehanj6219

3 жыл бұрын

Same I have no idea why it's so funny to me

Mama, bring in the semechki and the halva...Boris is starting!

@azzlackguhnter5635

4 жыл бұрын

You forgot the Kvass

@npelolli

4 жыл бұрын

@@azzlackguhnter5635 CLEAR Kvass

@ikkarurisan

4 жыл бұрын

@@azzlackguhnter5635 blyat...bring in the mead too

@josephikrakowski8753

4 жыл бұрын

did everybody forget the KOMPOT

Eventually he messes up and makes a balaclava for the WeSlav store instead

@hallmanlandon6071

4 жыл бұрын

It would sell pretty good

@jonahhauser8588

4 жыл бұрын

I'd buy it. I'd probably buy 2...

@madihandzhumashev6025

4 жыл бұрын

Never doubt

@edd2081

4 жыл бұрын

Just think about... If he wanted to do thicclava he would've made baklava

@Dabajaws

4 жыл бұрын

id buy em

actually the Thicclava looks great, great job :) love and respect from Bahrain

Boris: accidentally makes thicclava Dani: wow that was really cool.

@lukastojanovic8551

3 жыл бұрын

WOW THAT WAS REALLY COOL WOW THAT WAS REALLY COOL WOW THAT WAS REALLY COOL WOW THAT WAS REALLY COOL WOW THAT WAS REALLY COOL WOW THAT WAS REALLY COOL WOW THAT WAS REALLY COOL WOW THAT WAS REALLY COOL WOW THAT WAS REALLY COOL WOW THAT WAS REALLY COOL

@kristiankonev5190

3 жыл бұрын

@@lukastojanovic8551 jes ti normalan

@lukastojanovic8551

3 жыл бұрын

@@kristiankonev5190 ne

@Deon2137

2 жыл бұрын

Yeet

@zsu-23-4shilka2

Жыл бұрын

“Because in Soviet Russia, cake make *_YOU.”_* (9:16)

A Life of Boris video that's monetized... *Impossible*

@alanp3334

4 жыл бұрын

Not for long!

@fruit9243

4 жыл бұрын

Me: *Ah shit, here we go again*

@aidendean9375

4 жыл бұрын

A Boris video montized Gone reduced to atoms

@aidendean9375

4 жыл бұрын

Sorry comrad

@m3ta_the_viking789

4 жыл бұрын

How do you even find out if a video is monetized or not?

/Time: near midnight/ Boris: "Let's make some baklava, blyat!" Neighbours: "Nooooooooooooo!!!"

@stardust_sonic

4 жыл бұрын

Vadim : BORIS BLYAT !

@claire1629

4 жыл бұрын

@@stardust_sonic hahahha yes

@masonwhite3728

4 жыл бұрын

True Slav have no neighborz

I have never seen Boris put this much effort in cooking, Boris, are you alright?

12 minutes ago i had absolutely no idea who this dude was, 30 seconds in and im subbed now

@randomduck2418

2 жыл бұрын

I was about to comment same but then I realised this comment was from a year ago

You went *_CHA CHA REAL SMOOTH_* with the intro, Boris. Noooice.

@xYottabyte

4 жыл бұрын

like LinusTechTips going *CHA CHA REAL SMOOTH* Transisions to sponsors...

@_lodestone_

4 жыл бұрын

That is really ironic for me to see rn

When life gives Boris lemons. *he uses them to do a thicclava*

@wisdomleader85

4 жыл бұрын

*What the blyat*

@sparkz6349

4 жыл бұрын

My profile picture is un aligned.

@sparkz6349

4 жыл бұрын

@memer ingot ye s i kno w th at

@grandtitan7967

4 жыл бұрын

BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN WITH THE LEMONS!!!

@grandtitan7967

4 жыл бұрын

that is what cave johnson said

Binge watching Boris and this is the video where I finally lost my sanity at the very start. "No, no, no" said so perfectly xD

Nobody seems to appreciate how good the intro timing was... love it.

"it cost 3000 roubles!" Me: So what, I bet thats like 10 bucks *quick google* Me: Cyka blyat!

@SordoBjorn

4 жыл бұрын

damn, that's over €40, i looked up raw peeled pistachios and for that money i could buy 2kg in western europe... oof

@zitronentee2302

4 жыл бұрын

@@SordoBjorn jep thats what i was thinking , wth o.o

@DizzyTipsy

4 жыл бұрын

$62 Canadian for THAT MUCH? Outrageous!

@bounceybear4215

4 жыл бұрын

@@DizzyTipsy 62.70***

@zyratavish

4 жыл бұрын

$47 USD for that. Yikes

9:16 I love and appreciate Boris mocking the "BECAUSE IN SOVIET RUSSIA" meme

@claire1629

4 жыл бұрын

Lol yessss

Greeks: baklava is ours Turks who invented modern baklava before 1473: *peace was never an option*

@IamBlackToast

3 жыл бұрын

Regardless of who made it, I think we can all agree... ...that “Baklava” is a more appetizing name for it than “Placenta Cake”.

@krh6239

3 жыл бұрын

@@IamBlackToast what???🤣

@IamBlackToast

3 жыл бұрын

@@krh6239 Ancient Romans had a similar dish to baklava that they called Placenta Cake. Amusingly, the organ was actually named after the dish because of their similar shapes.

@Ana-mx8uv

3 жыл бұрын

@@IamBlackToast baklava is turkish food.

@arabmustaphaalkhemal3527

3 жыл бұрын

@@Ana-mx8uv its ottoman not turkish or greek

Your videos have been so helpful to me Boris, they lend me the motivation to finish my tasks for the day!

I've said it before, and I'll say it again: Make a Life of Boris cookbook!

@Foxman25000

4 жыл бұрын

This deserves more likes. BORIS NOTICE THIS!

@kingslayer3089

4 жыл бұрын

Yes we must get boris cook book

@lilrat6402

4 жыл бұрын

I agree

@Ykamy11

4 жыл бұрын

Yes!!!

@dafnefeelslikeh3210

4 жыл бұрын

i would absolutely buy it

"Happy little accidents are always welcome" Worker at Chernobyl:comrade what are you talking about

@matounielgrande3405

4 жыл бұрын

You are a freaking genius blyat

@someoneontheinternet7027

4 жыл бұрын

Bylat cyka

@megazoid6573

4 жыл бұрын

Blyat

@davibarbosa5316

4 жыл бұрын

I doubt the worker would be talking

@KKoKoRR

4 жыл бұрын

Because this words owner is western spy, named is Bob Ross.

As someone with Bulgarian family I appreciate this attempt at Baklava, it isn't easy to make. My grandpa loves to make it for when me my family come and visit my grandparents.

The best twelve minutes of 2020. Thank you, Boris.

"Because In Soviet Russia, Cake Make You!" - Boris's Quote.

@mikeoxlong1395

4 жыл бұрын

Kind of correct, though.

@justwhy6215

4 жыл бұрын

In Soviet Russia you are the cake

@sausboi9085

4 жыл бұрын

In Soviet Russia, Cake makes us! *plays USSR anthem*

@dankovac1609

4 жыл бұрын

In Yugoslavia, you make cake while eating yesterday's cake

@mikeoxlong1395

4 жыл бұрын

@Belagerungsmörser the Sheep Hey, you are what you eat.

Hey Boris - thanks again for taking the time to subtitle your videos! I am one of the people with hearing issues who needs them and I personally super appreciate it. :)

@jorinton

4 жыл бұрын

You are also probably one of the nicest people on the internet-

@peanutgallery5427

4 жыл бұрын

Shid man people with normal hearing needs translations half the time, that is the way we like it

@skylible

4 жыл бұрын

Wtf man, not even people with normal hearing could understand most of what he said lol

@amberlee4536

4 жыл бұрын

@@skylible clearly you've never seen the video where he explains why he subtitles his videos.

@skylible

4 жыл бұрын

@@amberlee4536 Yeah I haven't. And even tho my hearing is great I can't seem to understand what he's saying because of the accent and I'm not really native english speaker. So I guess there are 2 benefits of the subs. ;)

Just discovered this channel. Boris is charming AF. Subscribed.

You know it good recipe when. Dough falls over spilled vodka* "not intentional but happy little accident" Bob Ross reference

2 liters of honey and 10k calories missing from the recipe.

Boris: 0:53 Turks: We want to learn your location.

@xsnowy6210

4 жыл бұрын

Turkey is also in Balkans/South Europe 3 percent atleast. But culture very much the same like Balkans.

@ares843

4 жыл бұрын

Yay🇹🇷

@jorinton

4 жыл бұрын

@@xsnowy6210 A: Turkey isn't geographically Balkan B: Turkey is Middle East C: Most of Balkans, that is what used to be Yugoslavia and Bulgaria, that is Turkey cannot have the same culture, nor does it have the same religion.

@xsnowy6210

4 жыл бұрын

@@jorinton The Balkan part of Turkey is as big as Macedonia. Turkey isnt in Middle East. They are in Balkan and West Asia. The turkish culture is very similar, to the Greek, and almost all the other Balkan Countries. Also Italy and Spain. The people in Turkey look like the people in Greece, other balkan countries and Spain and Italy aswell.

@jorinton

4 жыл бұрын

@@xsnowy6210 most of Balkans are literally Slavs. Turks are not Slavs. Turks have a culture similar to Greeks, not the other Balkan countries, same with the language and religion. Turkey is in fact the Western part of Middle East as the Middle East ends where Istanbul is and tbh the small clay that is not geographically in Middle East should be Greece anyway...

first time finding this channel. My reaction to this guys very existance: Holy shit this guy is better than even my own brother. (edit) This guy has the same level of chaotic energy as me, but he can cook. Awesome!

The ultimate Cheesecake For Boris 3 tablespoons of melted butter 18 crushed digestive biscuits 1 cup sour cream One quarter cup flour 1 tablespoon vanilla(extract will do but if dont have then use vanilla) 4 (226.7962 cups) packages cream cheese 1 and a half cup white sugar Two third cup milk 4 eggs 1 teaspoon grated peel of lemon 1 teaspoon juice of lemon

"I have solution, I HAVE RESOLUTION" *brings Svetlanna*

@Svevladovich

4 жыл бұрын

NOT SVETLANNA, ITS *СВЕТЛАНА*

@fruit9243

4 жыл бұрын

XanderX5 *”Boris approve!”*

Heels on the ground : comrade found Heels in the sky: Western spy

@marleyfinnegan6331

4 жыл бұрын

@Arootin Avakmian if I ever become a teacher I'll teach my students this

@Grenade80

4 жыл бұрын

they no real friends, blyat, watch out, bratan.

@flipfloptv1187

4 жыл бұрын

@Big Boss vrod why are you friends with the spies?

@notmatt4819

4 жыл бұрын

Lichenstein

I appreciate how you have original content for over loads of years

We Greeks enjoy baklava too and I think you did a great job for the first time! 😂👍

@kaya_parsomen_bicak

11 ай бұрын

Hadi be ordan

Boris is not on the same level of Gordon Ramsay.... HE IS BEYOND

@assu4967

4 жыл бұрын

Boris is on the level of Gods personal chef

@bryanrmcf

4 жыл бұрын

Gordon seeks advice from Boris.

@fruit9243

4 жыл бұрын

Boris is Gordon Ramsay’s personal mentor

@gunzalesd8460

4 жыл бұрын

He doesn't need some lamb sauce blyat, HE HAS VODKA!

@fruit9243

4 жыл бұрын

Gunzales :D :D :D WHERE ZE VODKA?!??!!!!!!!! :D :D

3000 roubles is about $48 In other words, I must double Patreon support. Again.

@donovancook5350

4 жыл бұрын

dude he said 3000 rubles and i asked my amazon echo to convert it to USD, and i fucking spit out my drink when it said 48$ US. Pistachios here in the US are still fuckin expensive, but goddamn, not that expensive. thats fucking insane

@kuykasamjoktar6191

4 жыл бұрын

@@donovancook5350 Putinchik has 200 billion dollars and his henchmen are rich too,because they stole money and don't give anything to common people. Therefore,wages and salaries are so low and amount of taxes is crazy.Bribery is everywhere. Japan has no natural resources, but Japanese people live better than people of Russia.There were protests against oligarchs and violation of human rights in Moscow , you can google about them.

@zeljkoopalic5994

4 жыл бұрын

@Idero Shipper 48$ US for Pistachios is to much for any country, that's just insane

@TheBluer00m

4 жыл бұрын

@@kuykasamjoktar6191 People in Japan don't care much about pistachos, they rather have sushi

@sashsuv6485

4 жыл бұрын

63 cad

Watching this video reminded my wife to add baking soda to the grocery list. Love your videos.

him: "...3 in the morning, at least it was not 4 in the morning" me: *nervously glances at clock nearing 5*

Gordon Ramsay: I am one of the best chefs in the world Boris: hold my kvass

@sparkz6349

4 жыл бұрын

@российские военные , Ruski Standard*

@sparkz6349

4 жыл бұрын

@российские военные , *r u s k i s t a n d a r d

@cdchooone2554

4 жыл бұрын

Hold me vodka piwo rakia slivovitz Pálinka Borovička e.g.

@sparkz6349

4 жыл бұрын

@российские военные , r u s k i s t a n d a r d

@user-wp4uv1lt9x

4 жыл бұрын

gordon ramsay is one of the best chefs in the world so he can insult people

Boris: happy little accidents. Me: Hardbass Slav painting when?

@Amaranthos2

4 жыл бұрын

Boross

@JustSanti_

4 жыл бұрын

Boris Blyatross

@ch.illmatic

4 жыл бұрын

*We

@JustSanti_

4 жыл бұрын

Holy blyat! @ArkySaw You are rigbt!

@michaelfeller7164

4 жыл бұрын

The Joy of Cyka

The fact that he has a Russian Blue is amazing-

"and here i show you me tapping the glass so i look like i know what i'm talking about." mood

For those curious 3000 Russian rubles is around $48 US dollars.

@colleennewholy9026

4 жыл бұрын

Which I find fascinating. Cause where I live (America, with my neighborhood having a lot of Slavic peoples living here), I can get a good sized bag of pistachios for like.. 5 bucks... Which I mean. I'm poor. 5 bucks can go for gas money X'D

@TsarinaJacksontore

3 жыл бұрын

Jesus Christ

@avalonpage5985

3 жыл бұрын

40 dollars now lol

@ranjanbiswas3233

3 жыл бұрын

@@colleennewholy9026 Well Russia doesn't really have that much of fertile land like USA, right?

@katerinacrhova7805

2 жыл бұрын

@@ranjanbiswas3233 Lol, Russia has ALL the fertile land, it's just not exactly a warm country. Pistachios don't grow there. Also they have a pizdec economy and government and so they don't grow anything.

The result: *Baklava in a balaclava playing a balalaika on black lava.*

@BlizzetaNet

4 жыл бұрын

Indeed

@SepticFuddy

4 жыл бұрын

Flowing into Lake Baikal

@andrejilic38

4 жыл бұрын

Black lada no lava

@matthewkabanuk443

4 жыл бұрын

@@Plank-cn1we Что-то не так в этом комментарии, товарищ. Something wrong about your comment Comrade.

@NinjaGrimm666

4 жыл бұрын

With Benny Lava

This is why i love this Channel i was going around the internet looking for a baklava recipe and there was some Special cosmos dough but with Boris it's Just flour blin

I cant explain how much i like this channel

"As hard as to find original youtube content creator after 4 years" RIP

For those who were wondering and did not want to google: 3000 ruble is around 41€ or $47

@AlexDerange

4 жыл бұрын

my hero

@akiraguy

4 жыл бұрын

That 1 month of Boris food money.

@cakijanoris9423

4 жыл бұрын

Wow thats so expensive we in bosnia make baklava for 20KM or 10eour

@usec-voice-1

4 жыл бұрын

@@cakijanoris9423 Explain this preference that baklava has for your people, blyat...

@cakijanoris9423

4 жыл бұрын

@@usec-voice-1 we bosniaks are slavs if you didnt know that and when Ottoman empire came to Bosnia,Serbia,Croatia they bring wit them a new religion and new culture and new food like baklava,halva,hurmašice,sarma, yo can google this food and tradicion in Bosna is when muslims have muslim holiday Eid we make a lot of this tradicional foods and cakes

This is the funniest baklava pronunciation I've ever heard. Loved it!

"That was easy" It was at that moment he knew, he fucked up.

Nobody: Literally nobody: Boris: ** cuts lemons with scissors ** (i know edits are basic normie shit but holy fuck this is a lot of likes and replies)

@sig-11signation49

4 жыл бұрын

this made me laugh more than it needed to

@fruit9243

4 жыл бұрын

*I might have just invented new recipe!*

@cybrprk6014

4 жыл бұрын

Boris must have left Gopnik's Butterknife at babushka's

@zoiperi4782

4 жыл бұрын

I just cut sauce whit scissors haha i cant find my knife

@Angela-vw7de

4 жыл бұрын

I cut toast with a pizza cutter and then spread the butter with it

American: Cuts lemon with knife. Russian: *CUTS LEMON WITH SCISSORS.*

@KristiChan1

4 жыл бұрын

Disappointed Godzilla honestly I was expecting his axe, not dainty scissors lol.

@MegaBuffs2000

4 жыл бұрын

Not just Russians. Bosnians too he heee ....aj jebem ti i cut myself

Surprisingly you are still making original content and I love it.

I've been introducing my mom to this channel, and we're (hopefully) going to start trying out some of these recipes. Also, does anyone know what the background music used in this episode is?

@fryloc359

3 жыл бұрын

Movin with it - Mike Franklin

@mataogearsky5353

3 жыл бұрын

@@fryloc359 Thanks man!

@master7july

3 жыл бұрын

@@fryloc359 Thank you sooooo much i been loking for the name of that song for months

@fryloc359

3 жыл бұрын

@@master7july you're welcome!

@TheBLGL

2 жыл бұрын

Dunno but that’s a lot of words for “my mom is not Turkish.” 😂

Artyom is like: what the blyat is he doing up this late again Boris: *THICCLAVA BLYAT*

Your problem is that you didn't stir with a 75mm incendiary tank round.

@youcansave15ormoreoncarins75

4 жыл бұрын

Nah real slav use 115mm t62 round

@nurlindafsihotang49

4 жыл бұрын

Or with nuclear rod from chernobyl?

@z4dot996

4 жыл бұрын

@@nurlindafsihotang49 we dont talk bout that

@royclash

4 жыл бұрын

Nah, you could always just use a stolen howitzer shell, but it makes it taste funky lol

@latinpassion

4 жыл бұрын

Real slav uses glorius KV-2 shell

Love the start lol This is kitchen of BORIS!!

it's always satisfying to hear "but blin it is good" from him

Boris, I'm not going to lie, as a single childless adult man, I was deathly afraid of the oven, but I think you've single handedly changed that.

"...but blin, it is good!" *Snakes in Tracksuits Intensifies*

its nice to see people enjoy the foods my country, turkey created ^^

Came here right after a certain bald New Yorker with a glorious beard made one

@davysmith1934

3 жыл бұрын

Heh. The two Big B's are quite the chefs! :D

*slow-mo on the butter fall* I literally yelled " BLIN"

Turks: Hey i found something Greeks: HEY GUYS LOOK I FOUND SOMETHING (the guy in class)

@alexk247z

4 жыл бұрын

ok

@valeonie

4 жыл бұрын

wait- that is true why

@jamescharlesfanxx9449

4 жыл бұрын

Baklava-i

@jamescharlesfanxx9449

4 жыл бұрын

Dolma-i

@jamescharlesfanxx9449

4 жыл бұрын

Çiğkofte-os

I'm so glad I found this channel! ❤👌

6:30, there is no better sound in the world than a happy gopnik