Boris: 'You want bread _today_ ' Also Boris: 'It take _3_ days to make' *blyat*

@airraid9614

5 жыл бұрын

BHoward *blyat*

@fumbleweeddumblecock2360

4 жыл бұрын

In Soviet Union, "today" is everyday.

@h2no456

4 жыл бұрын

My next mission, grow rye and make bread out of it.

@cataclysm2773

4 жыл бұрын

cyka

@fatnuggets7492

4 жыл бұрын

CONNOR

A word of caution: the "cumin" (тмин) is actually caraway. It will taste very wrong if you actually use cumin (зира) instead.

@amogernebula3983

2 жыл бұрын

Shit now i know what i did wrong

@paulblichmann2791

Жыл бұрын

And coriander???

@Silentguy_

Жыл бұрын

Instructions unclear. There is cum in my bread now

@DmitriyNartov

7 ай бұрын

@@paulblichmann2791 You can add it, mostly for Borodinskiy bread. Well, i bet you've done some experiments anyway and found out your own favourite recipe.

"Making black bread is like..." *Ad comes on* "Managing my type 2 diabetes"

@rastkonikolic6380

4 жыл бұрын

TGA Gaming black bread is actually very healthy.

@starrrzzz2905

4 жыл бұрын

🤣

@tgagaming3104

4 жыл бұрын

@@rastkonikolic6380 r/woosh

@tgagaming3104

4 жыл бұрын

@Achu 03 (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

@Elliethegoober

4 жыл бұрын

lol Edit: this is an absolute trainwreck

"If it smells liks babushka's basement, start from beginning" After attempt 42 I have finally realized that the thing I'm doing wrong is cook inside my babushka's basement.

@RezaChity-G

4 жыл бұрын

sad fegelarse

@TryinaD

3 жыл бұрын

Wait a German dude has a babushka?

@maximilienrobespierre7927

3 жыл бұрын

@@TryinaD *Shit he's onto something*

@MidoriOfTheShuinsen

3 жыл бұрын

FEGELEIN FEGELEIN FEGELEIN!

@PC_Simo

3 жыл бұрын

You serve that to Führer?

My recipe: Step1: make normal bread Step2: burn normal bread

@smeggytesters8585

5 жыл бұрын

ariana ghandi and put chunks of meat in to it

@gigel743

5 жыл бұрын

@@centipedeouttogetyou7763 chunks of vodka

@velimahmoud

5 жыл бұрын

Wait, dark bread is normal bread, at least in Finland lol.

@6starnutty970

5 жыл бұрын

Instructions unclear, made bread cry instead.

@nepnep6002

5 жыл бұрын

teach it to rap

Can't wait to see Boris represent Slav nation at winter Olympics this year.

@skipper7147

6 жыл бұрын

texasranger9 can't do that my friend

@sykdan2188

6 жыл бұрын

Russians are banned from the 2018 Olympics how did you not know that

@skipper7147

6 жыл бұрын

Daniel Sykora apparently 145 people

@n0denz

6 жыл бұрын

What the fuck. Why?

@skipper7147

6 жыл бұрын

TetrisClock they claim it's steroids but you never know what's behind the curtains

“By far the longest recipe i have ever made” Mead recipe: Am i a joke to you?

@ChadKakashi

4 жыл бұрын

Mead recipe was after this, genius.

@derp2633

4 жыл бұрын

@@ChadKakashi it's a joke

@nathannicelley7502

4 жыл бұрын

Alibey Bal the video was made after but he is drinking mead in this episode

@ashirdoodnath

3 жыл бұрын

You play among us?

@ralphneonagonoy131

3 жыл бұрын

@@ashirdoodnath who is asking?

"english is hard language, every word sounds the same." *attempts to laugh in german*

@pedroarjona6996

3 жыл бұрын

The Spanish translator writes at that point "Spanish is much more fucked: Translator Note"

@Kristian2801

3 жыл бұрын

Same Bro I feel you

@austinhallford9257

2 жыл бұрын

English isn't hard as long as you don't try to speak it sure i live in u.s. and j speak English but I'm still not fluent it very confusing words are spelled the same but pronounced differently

@infernec

2 жыл бұрын

@@austinhallford9257 yea... i can tell you're not fluent

@hifiteen49

2 жыл бұрын

German is really hard tho. too bad we get it in school

Hi to Anatoli in comments.

@ChrisKrunchy

6 жыл бұрын

WE NEED A LIFE OF ANATOLI CHANNEL!! Who else wants to see Anatoli talk??

@benjaminmartin3086

6 жыл бұрын

Chris Krunchy that would ruin it. Anotoli's thing is silence

@MrHarald0106

6 жыл бұрын

But what if Anatoli cant talk because he has seen to much madness? I mean he is Boris friend so he has seen a loooooot of shit. Like WW2, Coldwar and so on. He is a fucking Gopnik Veteran man.

@benjaminmartin3086

6 жыл бұрын

MrHarald0106 Or if the mask is actually not a mask and that's his actual face therefore no mouth

@ChrisKrunchy

6 жыл бұрын

Pirahna89 😂 how does he eat his mayonez muffins then

Here's a fun bit of info for whoever reads this: Back during the American civil war there were food shortages, naturally, and the men were so hungry that they dug up the dirt floor of the smoke sheds of the homesteads and boiled it. A smoke shed floor absorbs a lot of fat and grease from whatever carcass is being cured, so if you boil the dirt the fat will come floating to the top. And that's what they ate.

5 жыл бұрын

Shit, that's end of month, advanced level !

@RESIDENTHOB0

5 жыл бұрын

Советская Россия I'm assuming that wherever Yassine is working, they get their pay in the beginning of the month and so would have less of it left by the end of the month.

@kobraavala9345

5 жыл бұрын

Booo capitalism

@joannassienkiewicz1997

5 жыл бұрын

The Napolean soldiers when marching through winter Russia, considered a bit of flour an unimaginable wealth. That's because a soup of flour and gunpowder cooked together in boiled snow was the most luxurious meal they had a chance to eat.

@lekhapratap1652

5 жыл бұрын

Witness my PERSONA!!

_"If you smell burning, you have gone too far. Start all over again"_ (9:20)

@ftlflmtld192

4 жыл бұрын

Yes, i was stuck on this step then i realised it was my speakers playing hardbass

@Sp00kq

4 жыл бұрын

Instead of throwing away burned black bread, make kvass

@Thors.hammer69420

3 жыл бұрын

If you smell burning House on fire Call fire department.

@lonelywanderer1114

3 жыл бұрын

That burning you smell, that is shame

I thought cumin was cinnamon once and put it on my toast. You can imagine my face when I spit it out faster than the challenger exploded.

@ReptilianTeaDrinker

4 жыл бұрын

It doesn't even smell like cinnamon. Shouldn't you smell something before consuming it?

@abaronofchivalry5176

4 жыл бұрын

Absolutely...

@erenyeager3829

4 жыл бұрын

I'm sorry WHY

@PedroCosta-po5nu

4 жыл бұрын

my brain was like: ´´cumin = cum in`` and then i...

@petrotskycyka7178

4 жыл бұрын

@@PedroCosta-po5nu OH BLIN PEDRO NOO

People: black bread Me, an intellectual: brigga

@CaptainArdalas

5 жыл бұрын

breagger !

@JaguarXKSS

5 жыл бұрын

*brigga*

@Mikee..

5 жыл бұрын

*brigger*

@alexandradenes2063

4 жыл бұрын

This is the best thing I have seen today

@h2no456

4 жыл бұрын

As a not-so Russian, I like this.

1: make bread 2: make KVASS

@h2no456

4 жыл бұрын

Kvass comes in two forms, sweet, boozy and SLAVIC.

@bobis2925

4 жыл бұрын

3: listen to hardbass 4: drink alot of pivos

@ekkesten4200

4 жыл бұрын

No no no, other way around because kvass take long time to make, you make it first so you can enjoy both when they are ready

@miko8732

4 жыл бұрын

@@ekkesten4200 you need to make the bread to make the kvass

@ReptilianTeaDrinker

4 жыл бұрын

@@bobis2925 5. Don't forget to squat while fully decked out in Adidas.

Boris: ladies and gentlemen Me: ladas and gentleblyats

this video is pretty nostalgic to me, it's the first boris video i ever saw after my russian friend showed it to me at school. years later we would be making gopnik plov together straight from boris' recipe, having a blast during it. the friend passed away about a year ago, so rewatching this is like revisiting old memories with him. fly high in the gopnik afterlife, comrad ilias.

YES please Boris, Gopnik Workout Advanced Edition!

@juliusmoe-nstar8942

6 жыл бұрын

It is already 121 likes Where is Gopnik weightloss program Blyat!!!?? Davai davai suka!!!

Boris should be hosting MasterChef Slav

@colinnguyen2150

4 жыл бұрын

Master Cyka

@h2no456

4 жыл бұрын

KitchenSlav

@hollowflowers

4 жыл бұрын

Master Blyat

@clip3844

4 жыл бұрын

Slavster chef

@Derannimer

4 жыл бұрын

He is.

The easiest way to make black bread is to put it in the oven at 500 degrees for about 2 hours

@gilbertley1309

8 ай бұрын

This should not have made me laugh as much as it did 😂

@burhanettinhasdemir4964

7 ай бұрын

or 473 kelvin for 4 hours, only to find out your house has been burned down.

I opened myself to a whole new world just by thinking this was a how to basic video I am not complaining one bit

@gt5player985

4 жыл бұрын

@ɮօʊռċɛ օʄʄ No

@paulbinjumjilen2429

4 жыл бұрын

Hall no

@ReptilianTeaDrinker

4 жыл бұрын

@ɮօʊռċɛ օʄʄ Never compare komrade Boris to HowToBasic ever again. That's just insulting.

@s0biektywnie

3 жыл бұрын

He's a slav MacGyver of cooking

@fishyc43sar

3 жыл бұрын

I too thought the same, because of the thumbnail and simple title.

It is a good day when I see Comrade Boris on my feed

Privyet Anatoli!

@bigbeast2197

6 жыл бұрын

Admiral Blin AYYYAA bUUhhhLeen you es westuuun spiiiyyyy you use American culture

@punkboi1997

6 жыл бұрын

Hello Boy ayy blyat u are western spy

@averylividmoose3599

6 жыл бұрын

Also, 543 likes for greeting Anatoli .-. welp, I dun' gud

@miko8732

4 жыл бұрын

@@bigbeast2197 bruh

But Boris, what if babushka's basement smells like fresh yeast. Please tell me.

@exsilencio

4 жыл бұрын

Western spy has taken place of babushka. Apprehend the spy and save her

@sussyman4362

4 жыл бұрын

Blin

@elainad6728

4 жыл бұрын

Babushka basement smell like jams too

@beaubeaukitty5301

4 жыл бұрын

TheShyGuy 4619 make her drink Pao De’Arco Tea it cures candida yeast or Douche with it it cures trench mouth as well. Drinking it

@TheArbiter10

4 жыл бұрын

@@elainad6728 Can confirm. Jam, or pickles. Or both at the same time.

"The longest recipe I have ever made" Little did Boris know that one day he would make cheese from scratch for this channel...

PLEASE SHOW US HOW SLAV MEAD IS MADE

@_rmms_8285

6 жыл бұрын

mom + dad in russian = slav

@gordonlai9248

6 жыл бұрын

Boris where is the "how to properly dress like a slav" video promised back in the "why do slavs wear adidas" video? Blin.

@rbrand6588

6 жыл бұрын

Slav mead is made from uncovered western spies. Oh wait, my mistake, i am bad in english.

@constantprayerwarrior

5 жыл бұрын

Your wish has come true

@dreadnaught5029

5 жыл бұрын

He has done it

My mother in law came from Karelia, and where she was from it was not uncommon to peel the phloem (inner bark) from pine trees, grind it and add it to the flour to make bread, which extended the flour and added a bit of Vitamin C. If they were lucky enough to have honey they added it as well...but they did not always have honey, which is why Finns are so notoriously gloomy!

@Joplas99

4 жыл бұрын

KARJALA PERKELE

@danielsavin5674

4 жыл бұрын

What do you mean "gloomy"

@commentcopbadge6665

4 жыл бұрын

Daniel Savin You know that wonderful feeling on a beautiful warm sunny day? Well "gloomy" is the shitty feeling on a dark cloud filled rainy day.

@spongmongler6760

4 жыл бұрын

not to a pluviophile

@antti3779

4 жыл бұрын

@@Joplas99 facepalm

"your girlfriend" "move to Vladivostok" "Never talk to you again" стоп бляяяяяяяяяяяяяяяяяяяяяяяяяяяяяяяяяяяяяяяяяяяяяяяяяяяяяяяяяяяяяяяяяяяяяяяяяяяяяяяя

@MarkSalesman

4 жыл бұрын

Нет ты

@andreibalasa745

4 жыл бұрын

he will never steal my gf because i dont have one 😖🥺

@gacheemooch844

4 жыл бұрын

Каво

@cosmicboi1650

4 жыл бұрын

?

@fders938

4 жыл бұрын

ть

Boris: takes three days to make loaf of bread Also Boris: eats half of it in the span of two minutes

I would love to see a plov recipe, because every time I try to cook, it ends up as some kind of radioactive waste. Please shashlik king Boris I beg you to help me out of my misery!

473 Kelvin = 199.85 Celsius, if you wondered

@imtk7618

6 жыл бұрын

Dariune I think Boris want to cook that at 200 Celsius??

@spagootspageet6054

6 жыл бұрын

Hol up I have the same picture as my wallpaper on my pc and phone Cyka Blat

@sungalupe

6 жыл бұрын

HAHAHAHA

@stikky5064

6 жыл бұрын

O SH1T REALLY??? I ACCIDENTALY COOKED MINE ON 200 CELSIUS!!!

@jjbooster4764

6 жыл бұрын

hmmm Infomation is good

Im watching this three years later thinking how have I not seen boris before ! Think I’ve been under a rock keep making the videos! Having a life of boris catch up haha

An absolutely *clean* kitchen: ...why do I hear boss music? *БОЛЬШОЙ ДИКИЙ БОРИС*

Yes we want gopnik workout advanced edition!! Plssss!

@ryanmarshall8925

6 жыл бұрын

Спортивный костюм Гопник I need it at this point... This good slav food packs on the pounds

Feeling hungry already! :D

@mateokg7099

6 жыл бұрын

uamee What do you accualy eat?

@Peterjohan01

6 жыл бұрын

*hungary

6 жыл бұрын

depends on time of month. if i look at date soon ill be eating pizdec :D

@VALDYVERSE

6 жыл бұрын

uamee - our hardbass master - *pays homage*

@3mmmmmm

6 жыл бұрын

Thanks to Boris's Babushka that teached him the ways of a real cooker

Not gonna lie, this is one of the best black breads I ever had.

So nobody is talking about this bed? 2:12 It looks comfy.

@JetFalcon710

2 жыл бұрын

It honestly does, yeah. I also like how it's implied that Boris sleeps while still wearing his ushanka and balaclava

First off, hello Anatoli. Second, I want that mead video!

The memes, jokes, and dedication to the character are sweet, but I love the genuine bits of Slavic culture and tradition in your work. Especially the cooking videos, as a chef. Love seeing other cultures’ cuisine come to life. Excellent work comrade!

Since none of these cooking videos say "don't try this at home," I'm going to try these methods myself.

@Jeff.78

2 жыл бұрын

Remember, when somebody says "don't try this at home", go to a friend's house🙃

For people who wanna know why he is useing Breadstarter (also known for Sourdough) is because Rye flour has an enzyme (Pentosane) that prevents yeast to grow and "rebel"

Thought this was a Howtobasic video for a second. Glad I was wrong.

@SergeyPRKL

5 жыл бұрын

This is basic?

@shiromi1

5 жыл бұрын

Another 5000 subs without videos person the thumbnail

@Lady-Mara

5 жыл бұрын

I love how to basic

@alfrancishernandez1309

5 жыл бұрын

lmao xD

@NameName-ko6ot

5 жыл бұрын

@father dark art same here

Don’t worry Boris, I got ads, neighbor Vadim has not contacted KZread yet.

@deltoroperdedor3166

6 жыл бұрын

Pretty sure Vadim stole it when Boris was out to buy more vodka

@carmonions1715

6 жыл бұрын

Vadim is secret boyfriend of Susan W. aka youtube ceo don't ask how I know

@deltoroperdedor3166

6 жыл бұрын

nonstopian2 gaming & more not even Vadim is that debil

@Cybetrexs

6 жыл бұрын

Correct me if im wrong, but a video can be demonetized and still get ads, the creator just wont recieve money from that video.

@BJGvideos

6 жыл бұрын

I got an ad for Scientology. Pretty sure it's better to be demonitized than have those.

7:07 Hey there Anatoli

This is the energy that the baking community needs!😂

I need to see you make Mead! I require this in my life comrade

@deltasquad62

6 жыл бұрын

also I forgot to add I use Fahrenheit still :| I shouldn't but as an American ...we are dumb

@dredlord47

6 жыл бұрын

We are not dumb, we simply are using the system that we know, and all thermometers are made with mercury (If not electronic), and fahrenheit is based off of mercury's boiling point.

@deltasquad62

6 жыл бұрын

sounds dumb to me :/ nevermind let me just say sorry or something like that

@dredlord47

6 жыл бұрын

You have no reason to apologize. You expressed an opinion, and I disagreed with your opinion.

@andrewhallford7267

6 жыл бұрын

I second this motion comrade deltasquad.

My high school has a GCSE course called Food & Nutrition where one of the assessments is to make a slavic recipe.

@nitroholic6986

6 жыл бұрын

Cheeki Breeki so cool

@dominikobora5385

6 жыл бұрын

and let me guess almost everyone fails it

@Paul-wm6yv

6 жыл бұрын

Make vodka urod

Yo, Boris! Recently converted Gopnik, from Texas, here! Thank you for your Babuska's recipe, for Black Bread. I plan to make this at Home! My Grandfather fought in the Great War, as a Tanker for GEN Patton. He met the Soviet Army, in Czechoslavakia, and had a Party, with the Soviet Soldiers. They ate tons of fresh Butter and Black Bread,. They followed it, with Gallons of Vodka. They sang and danced, to Life! I look forward to your Videos! Your new friend, Mark

I love his pink blankets. A true man cares not that he enjoys pink. Because he is Boris!

Never throw out stale black bread! Instead, boil it in beer and serve it as a breakfast porridge with milk! Øllebrød is the perfect way to deal with stale black bread and sneak beer into kids at the same time 8D Traditional dishes, so politically correct. What's not to love.

@tulenich9948

5 жыл бұрын

You can make the kvass out of dried (burned) black bread

@h2no456

4 жыл бұрын

From time to time, I eat black bread "pudding". Goes well with sour cream.

@Cr4z3d

4 жыл бұрын

@@tulenich9948 That might have indeed been the origin of Kvass now that you mention it, a way to use batches of Black Bread that were accidentally burnt, that's why modern recipes for it have you basically burn the bread on purpose in a toaster or oven.

@kwaivioussankensa3664

4 жыл бұрын

What's not to love? Fetal alcohol syndrome.

@AyeNeNAy

4 жыл бұрын

Wouldn't the alcohol get evaporated off?

Why are the cops being racist to my bread

@romanplays1

5 жыл бұрын

because it has shot 10 people and everyones calling the cops racist

@432pro

5 жыл бұрын

@@romanplays1 woah tone down the edge there

@Rawbuterbrod

5 жыл бұрын

@@432pro it's ok he is just telling the truth

@AlbertRazzer

5 жыл бұрын

@@432pro hes telling the truth. I was shoot by it yesterday

@meinfisch2056

5 жыл бұрын

They used to have a mode where they are being racist on black, but this is bread racist lol

Oh yea that's a decent brownie After eating : huh

@maksimusblack

3 жыл бұрын

Well it's bread, not a cake :D

Boris slowly turning into babushka *17% remaining*

Boris! The "cumin" we use in North-Eastern Europe is referred to as caraway by western spies in UK and USA. For them the word "cumin" refers to the Asian spice also known as "jeera". So any western spies watching, use caraway!

@Mate397

6 жыл бұрын

It's called "kömény" in hungarian

@user-qn8mr9tj9j

6 жыл бұрын

thank you, eastern friend.

@gd8610

3 жыл бұрын

I literally took the rising dough out of the loave pans and added caraway! Thank you! Much more like pumpernickel now.

i do not use fahrenheit or celsius, i use my finger...

@deathbyreindeer4174

6 жыл бұрын

Inure Artz pathetic. I use my dick.

@AnitaBlackmann

6 жыл бұрын

My unit of measurement for temperature: Glowing: hot. Not glowing: not hot. Does tongue stick to it?: cold. It's very accurate!

@jorge8596

6 жыл бұрын

Kelvin is where it's at

@toastbrotlf2000

6 жыл бұрын

Inure Artz in Russia winter is so cold, -40 degree doesn't even matter anymore if celcius or Fahrenheit

Thank you for your videos Boris! We have so much fun watching them, and the recipes are helpful when I cannot get ingredients that we want. I am running out of pelmeshki from shop, and will need to make my own, and your video was helpful, this one too!

Thanks for the sourdough starter recipe, it was by far the easiest and quickest one

How can no one say hi to Boris's Precious Cousin!? Hi!!

@heavyasfuc2182

4 жыл бұрын

Stfu gopnik

@pearlo3752

4 жыл бұрын

@@heavyasfuc2182 go home with ur toxic ass

@elainad6728

4 жыл бұрын

Hello boris cousin

@1cr.w4

4 жыл бұрын

Boris'*

@buggybite2033

4 жыл бұрын

shoeske shohikata what did he say

I mean you don't have a choice any more. You show us the mead? You show us how to make it. That's the rules.

@drunkenslav2334

5 жыл бұрын

Yes blyat you gotta show us how to make mead now

@TheRealBleach

5 жыл бұрын

Yes

Your channel is fun to watch when I am bleeding. During this video, my leg was losing blood.

Btw you are really good cook if this was 1st “wild yeast” bread you have ever tried. It took me like 10-15 tries to do it so fluffy and nice. Bread is hard to make good one.

Ahh it smells like babuskas basement... B L Y A T

@mindbogglingthoughts

5 жыл бұрын

more like Idi na khui -_- i was eating at that moment.

@Eedu777

5 жыл бұрын

Nice

@freya8031

5 жыл бұрын

@@mindbogglingthoughts you were eating in your babuskas basement. Dont lie

@zodiac2275

5 жыл бұрын

START FROM BEGINNING OR GULAG

@slonkazoid

5 жыл бұрын

its 333 likes so i dont like

hey Boris, got a challenge for you. I'm currently in college and I don't have access to a stove. All I have is an electric kettle, a microwave, a mini fridge, some silverware, a Podstakannik, and a tiny 8"x8" BBQ I made in welding class. How does one prepare good slavic food with said tools.

@fdagpigj

6 жыл бұрын

Visit babushka the next time you have a week off and prepare enough food to last the next three months

@BrianOfAteionas

6 жыл бұрын

fdagpigj E - Hahaha that's what I was gonna say

@juliusmoe-nstar8942

6 жыл бұрын

Get your gopnik friends and get alot pork and veggies and a shitload of Student loan's Cup noodles Then start the month with a Barbeque for Shashlik. Wrap it up. set in fridge. Use Microwave until out of Shashlik then live off cup noodles and cheap vodka Wake your Roommate and tell him it is end of month until the next. copy paste repeat until gratuation

@TheLaserlord

6 жыл бұрын

Get your trusted electrition frend to hook heating coils up under your BBQ....or do it yourself as is the slavic way.

@hofnarf

6 жыл бұрын

You can make any kind of noodle, rice and potatoes or other vegetables in an electric kettle. I had to stay in a hotel room for very long and i made everything in this, heating up sausages, cooking filled tortelloni.. so you can make soup in it or even pelmeni.

This looks like food we used to make with limited resources in policed enviroments. Very good!!

That granade flip in the start of video was smooth

How to make Slav Bread 1st : Make the bread ( of your choice ) 2nd : Let it drink lots of vodka

@tulenich9948

5 жыл бұрын

You will make just vodka bread. You need to give to it vodka, blins, borsh and buterbrod with sprats.

If you're in Texas just let some water sit outside on August day and it will get that hot (just make sure you don't leave it for too long or it will go above 45C) And remember to leave it in the shade or it will just boil off in the sunshine

@noellepoquiz3189

5 жыл бұрын

IntelPentiumMMX Which part of Texas? Big bend, El Paso, Dallas, Lubbock? It's a big place

@brentsnocomgaming7813

5 жыл бұрын

@@noellepoquiz3189 Austin

@herbalteaa5882

5 жыл бұрын

Houston vibes

@putri7659

5 жыл бұрын

oh my God

@burntpancakes5574

5 жыл бұрын

Lmao works for east tx too. baked some brownies with this technique as well

I always wanted to make Sourdough bread. I will have to try sometime here. It's not like I have any shortage of time...

F---king love this fellow, no one better on the old internet. Keep it rolling Top Slav. Peace be unto you.

I tink it will be hilarious to see you cooking a slav version of a non slav recipe

@politicallyincorrect2097

6 жыл бұрын

Ghigno watch the mayonez muffins video

My friend Sergiei (he's a chef In my restaurant) did a true slav bread with onion. Blyat, it was yummy! (sorry for my English but I from Poland)

@uselesswatergod1814

6 жыл бұрын

było dobrze po angielsku, powinienem wiedzieć, bo jestem Amerykaninem

@tablon6948

6 жыл бұрын

Stefan Siarzewski aaah trying to fake bad english you western spjon!!

@komrade223

6 жыл бұрын

Your english is good and now I want bread with onions and meat cooked inside.

@MawoDuffer

6 жыл бұрын

Das ist gut. Sorry my polish is bad.

@stefansiarzewski736

6 жыл бұрын

Smug Anime Girl I don't know

11:00 Demonetization: HOLD MY BEER!

@getsss6438

4 жыл бұрын

Doctors sau- p3n1$

This is awesome! I fell in love with dark bread in Sweden.

8:40 Some in muffin form, you can feed it to your DOG or GIRL FRIEND 😂😂

Why do Boris's videos get demonitised? He barely swears or provides any edgy/harrasing content

@KDNG105

6 жыл бұрын

KZread is fucking retarded

@midhatmujdic8199

6 жыл бұрын

I got 2 ads on the vid so it isn't demonetised yet

@Techn1kal

6 жыл бұрын

"You can feed to your dog, or girlfriend."

@pacshark2266

6 жыл бұрын

Apparently it's the alcohol

@butchxr4545

6 жыл бұрын

Pac Shark Because KZread is full of little идиоты that can’t handle the way of the Slav.

I come from Denmark, where black bread (rugbrød) is the core of our existence. Sadly, nobody knows how to make it. Now I do! Thank you, comrade.

@johnnypapa544

4 жыл бұрын

Jeg er også dansk!!!

@sofiem1225

4 жыл бұрын

Erika Larsen wuhu! Glædelig jul 🎄💫🎅🏻

@johnnypapa544

4 жыл бұрын

@@sofiem1225 Glæd jul till dig!!

Looks amazing!

He blesses us once more

Do gopnik workouts video, please! Nice video as always

@mazzi7514

6 жыл бұрын

please do gopnik workout video!!

@FellowContentCreator

6 жыл бұрын

Yeah with Anatoli and firewood, but he mentioned in this video that if we want to see another one we should mention it in this comment section.

@malvoliomaximillian2001

6 жыл бұрын

Squat 1000 times

@tenor4867

6 жыл бұрын

Up

Best Intro On KZread Period

great video Boris, keep up the good work comrade.

Can you do the Russian push up challenge

I literally first read the title as "how to make blyat bread" for a second

@MidoriOfTheShuinsen

3 жыл бұрын

So western spy bread?

@josegamboa9691

2 жыл бұрын

XDDDDDDDDD

Looks great, added to my list of things to try.

Tendré que conseguir las harinas y el jarabe. Jajaja. Lo demás lo tengo en casa. Me encanta el pan casero, sobre todo el de las recetas tradicionales. Gracias por los subtítulos!! Saludos cordiales desde México!! P.d. encontré su canal buscando como hacer la salchicha del dr. Saludos cordiales desde México!!

Thumbs up for making mead.

Feed it to your dog, or girlfriend. Same thing Edit: it appears this comment i forget existed is popular, thus i should edit like everyone else saying thanks for likes, but i will just say "cool".

@reeeeee3793

5 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@archiveofmyown4808

5 жыл бұрын

you know comrade Tibor, countryside-ivan gets a little lonely when significant other is out on top model show

@eurocrusader1724

5 жыл бұрын

A hole is a hole I guess , in Russia glasses are expensive...

@_yuri

5 жыл бұрын

@@eurocrusader1724 rude

@filip7471

5 жыл бұрын

I was gonna comment something similar

Khorosha! I lived in Moscow for 5 years, love the channel! like everytime!

awesome as always!

Boris, your humor is connecting the entire world! Thank you

Definitly want to see how the Shashlik-King makes Mead. Skál!

@nicolamatthews5254

6 жыл бұрын

Arceld he does not make simple nord mead he make slab mead🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺

That bread actually looks amazing

This still looks good, I need to make this some day. Caramelised Onions included, because us Aussie's love our Bunnings Snags, so I think it will be very nice.

Ah back to cooking comrade 👍🏾

@FreakyFred18827

6 жыл бұрын

Da

@chadlegionenjoyer7327

6 жыл бұрын

It's good to see that he's back to cooking the most tasty food ever

@FreakyFred18827

6 жыл бұрын

Anything russian is 5 Star in my book, Anything made by Boris... It’s good from russian heaven

@henrymccomments

6 жыл бұрын

Komrade Ivan how about Russian cars are they 5 ⭐️ lol

We in the US still use Fahrenheit and "Standard" (or whatever the hell we call it) unit of measurement. Because Metric and Celsius are too accurate, easy to use, and make too much damn sense. I love how different we are compared to everyone else but damn it when im working on shit and I need to do fractions in my head to figure out what size is bigger or smaller than "7/32" and do that sort of thing WITH EVERY WRENCH AND SOCKET thats when you realize maybe the rest of the damn world is on to something with this 10,11,12, etc size thing.

@petvrg

6 жыл бұрын

I'm amazed that in the US they also use hours, minutes and seconds :)

@hannesdhondt3096

6 жыл бұрын

Well those are in lots of 60 and 24 and what not so it's more like the Americans than like metric.

@eduardaalmeida414

6 жыл бұрын

lol just start using the metric and celsius sytem then xD

@hannesdhondt3096

6 жыл бұрын

I do, I was just stating that hours, minutes and seconds don't go in lots of 10 but also in other weird numbers so it's a bit like the Americans.

@horrificplumpkin6266

6 жыл бұрын

You guys need to fucking modernise.

Normal people: Bread Me, an intellectual: Wheat Meat

My standards of an ideal mate has gone through the roof. Hopefully my lawfully married comrade will be same as Boris.

hi Anatoli

@BT-qh7vq

6 жыл бұрын

Daniel you followed the Slav kings orders

The States of United America made me laugh a little

Génial. Merci boris

this introduction was amazing