Boris speaking German is the funniest thing I've ever heard

@Shadow-Tanker

Жыл бұрын

took me 5 minutes to get my breath back from laughing LOL another boris fine moment

@bruhmaster4207

Жыл бұрын

NEIN NEIN NICHT GUTA

@LiamMonahan-hw8ni

Жыл бұрын

No, him pronouncing us states is hilarious

@Shadow-Tanker

Жыл бұрын

@@LiamMonahan-hw8ni bro that too lol

@BriarLeaf00

Жыл бұрын

Been to Europe, Germany, Belgium, Spain, Netherlands. Never have I had a bigger problem with language than Quebec Canada. Believe it or not.

Boris suffered for our sins and yet delivered us salvation like true Slav.

@pashauzan

Жыл бұрын

Will he return somewhere in the next 3 days?

@biasedwolfie_boi

Жыл бұрын

I'm glad to see a sign of him making it through all the shit luckily

@carlosspeicywiener7018

Жыл бұрын

You can't spell salvation without SLAV.

@TrueMentorGuidingMoonlight

Жыл бұрын

*slavation

@RandomStuff2332real

Жыл бұрын

Like Jesus Christ?

"It smelled of cigarette, even when it is raining, and nobody smoking outside." I find that quite poetic, Boris.

@caseyb1346

Жыл бұрын

opening line of a noir detective novel

@livinglifeleona

Жыл бұрын

@@caseyb1346 Omg yes

As a German speaker, it's outright weird to hear Boris speak German. I'm not sure whether he's fluent or at least knowledgeable in it, but I do have to say that he nailed the pronounciations in the short sentences he spoke. Props!

@Slithermotion

Жыл бұрын

I think he has a touch too much hitler in it, might scare some people off. Other then that it was fine...

@Anderstkrass

Жыл бұрын

@@Slithermotion he lit sounds like a German what do you mean hitler

@Slithermotion

Жыл бұрын

@@Anderstkrass he sounds a bit agressive.

@Kleinage

Жыл бұрын

@@Slithermotionisn’t that just how German sounds to non-Germans? 😅

@xeliozil

Жыл бұрын

@@Kleinage nah, only Hitler

Boris is the only KZreadr that'll give you honest results and opinions on a country.

@TheRealSkeletor

Жыл бұрын

Now I really want Boris to visit my country and give his honest opinions.

@mattybhoy6522

Жыл бұрын

As a south African Ihighly reccomend Mauritius. Poor as shit. Epic resorts. Cheap booze. Beautiful beaches. Cheap and relaxing. Hot

@Woezye

Жыл бұрын

fr

@prometheus8388

Жыл бұрын

​@@TheRealSkeletorWhere are you from

@TheRealSkeletor

Жыл бұрын

@@prometheus8388 Canada, West coast.

The fact that there is a chance that I accidentally walked past Boris while going to the coop is something I am not ready for…

@methcooker6402

Жыл бұрын

Haha r u sad now

@nikitasteffen2308

Жыл бұрын

same and actually like atleast 2-3 times

@korean_random

Жыл бұрын

Not Migros?

@UnironicallyMonarchistic

Жыл бұрын

er isch bi mine schel ferbi gloffe

@IStMl

Жыл бұрын

@@methcooker6402 yes

Boris, I moved to Switzerland 5 years ago as a student and for the first year, I only ate according to your recipes. It is what saved me! I see you could use a bit more practice on how to survive here though. In Zurich there is actually the nicest looking LIDL, with Ferraris and Porsches on the parking (next to Bahnhofstrasse). Now that I work here and earn a Swiss salary, I can tell you that I get to eat real meat everyday... because I buy it in France once a month!! Coming back with 5 kilos of meat for half the price is much fun. But, glad you enjoyed your visit :)

@Ppeshku

Жыл бұрын

Just go visit Bulgaria, have beer, fries and shashlik I mean sausage for 5 euro. No fancy rain or cigarette smoke.

@zloychechen5150

Жыл бұрын

@@Ppeshku You can't cay "sausage" after "shashlik". It leads to violence.

Im surprised that Boris went to Switzerland even after going to Abu Dhabi and never financially recovering from it lol. You never cease to amaze us my fellow gopnik friend.

Watching Boris travel is the closest I can get to getting out of the -house- country for the meantime.

@mishXY

Жыл бұрын

What currency is that? It definitely isnt ₽ubles

@boooo06T

Жыл бұрын

@@mishXY Philippine peso

@col.cottonhill6655

Жыл бұрын

​@@mishXY 125 Philippine peso is about $2.50 USD

@donwald3436

Жыл бұрын

@Nnnoon They're worth about the same lol.

@JustPyroYT

Жыл бұрын

​@@gi6687lol 😂

As a german I am very surprised that your german sounds actually really good

@hardbrocklife

Жыл бұрын

If I had to guess, Boris IQ is probably in the 140s, with accompanying high memory retention. He knows multiple programming languages and spoken languages. If I had to guess, I'd say he is a healthy INTP because he finds everything interesting and wants to try everything. Programming, cooking, sewing, etc..

@morek9172

Жыл бұрын

Seh ich auch so / thats what i thought

@xXDESTINYMBXx

Жыл бұрын

@@hardbrocklife INTP etc. Is pseudo science, just to let you know. Barely better than a horoscope.

@themechanik8767

Жыл бұрын

Ich war auch mega überrascht

@marcuscheng9413

Жыл бұрын

Still waiting for him to visit HK.

As a Swiss uni student, I can confirm that I'm constantly in the state of being broke. Not just at end of the month, but also from the beginning lol

As Swiss person I can tell you that I never ever knew someone travel to Zürich voluntarily.

@DUDA-__-

Жыл бұрын

You only visit Zrich on your way through, stopping by your friends placr who work at Google.

@IStMl

Жыл бұрын

Street parade and Zuri Fascht?

@xXRealXx

Жыл бұрын

You're going to Zürich

@dullipulliletsplays302

Жыл бұрын

@@IStMl Fair, aber suscht ja nöd oder?

@zloychechen5150

Жыл бұрын

Other than Bonio out of Eoo2 on his way to Davos.

as someone from belgium, it's truly emotional to see my home, luxembourg, depicted in such a good light. love from austria!

@hunormagyar1843

Жыл бұрын

lmao

@grev3471

Жыл бұрын

I love Australia too

@zlac

Жыл бұрын

Say hello to kangaroos!

@selfishcommunist7983

Жыл бұрын

Belgium should be dissolved with half given to the Netherlands and France you’re country is a lie waffles aren’t a identity

@gg2324

Жыл бұрын

Belgium, also called Switzerland without the money

“I quickly adapted to the situation and stopped caring” is one of the funniest lines I’ve ever heard

Love your raw holiday reviews, no bs, no tourist traps, just a genuine day to day experience. Really does seem like a boring place to visit all up. Your down to earth, everyday-man attitude just makes it that much better. Love you Boris, from Aus

Yes! More content like this please. Reminds me off the good old days when you travelled Eastern Europe.

As a swiss guy, I found this funny. Yes, it is an expensive country to live in. I live well enough on my sallery as a single, but I'd hate to have to feed a family on it... And yes, Boris went to the most expensive supermarket - although not by that much - in the most expensive city.

@Myselfandme999

Жыл бұрын

It's good he went to Coop and not the Jelmoli food area. I think he might have had a heartattack. 😂

@Bird_Dog00

Жыл бұрын

@@Myselfandme999 Yes, there are ofc more expensive places to buy food. Like Globus. But Coop is the generaly the a bit more expensive among what I consider the regular supermaket chains.

@ordenmanvrn7685

Жыл бұрын

What's the cheaper one? Share the knowledge

@Bird_Dog00

Жыл бұрын

@@ordenmanvrn7685 The other big one, Migros ist generaly a little cheaper. They also sell better bread. Migros and Coop hold together about 70% of switzerlands retail market. Then there are the hard discounters like Denner, Aldi and Lidl. They are generaly the cheapest retail stores, but both selection and quality can usually not match that of the two big guys. Denner is swiss and belongs to the Migros group. Aldi and Lidl are german.

@Sniperboy5551

Жыл бұрын

You could afford to have a family if you moved to Bulgaria! 😂

" Mama i saw trees " - Boris in Switzerland ( circa 2023)

Спасибо, что посетили нашу страну, любовь из Швейцарии для Бориса🇨🇭😘

As someone who grew up in Zürich, I am glad he did not go to Interlaken at least. If you want to travel Switzerland on a budget it's possible but easier to ask locals for some tipps :)

Got to say as a German your pronunciation was quite good.

@Comeoniwantaccount

Жыл бұрын

You should know the language of the enemy

@ommsterlitz1805

Жыл бұрын

Aren't Swiss dialect of German and pronunciation hard to understand ?

@the_fox9527

Жыл бұрын

@@ommsterlitz1805 you mean almost impossible?

@ommsterlitz1805

Жыл бұрын

@@the_fox9527 Lol didn't knew it was that bad😅

@yeveni

Жыл бұрын

@@ommsterlitz1805 Oh, trust me, it is that bad 😆

"Having realised I had chosen the wrong tube of condiment, I quickly adapted to the situation and stopped caring." Legend.

@matasa7463

Жыл бұрын

This is the Slav way.

Once again, thank you for the "how to buy groceries when you're low income" stuff! It's been really helpful for me. :] My grandparents are from Switzerland, and I've always wanted to go, but now I'm not sure I'll ever be able to afford going. XD

@Som09mer

Жыл бұрын

Just don‘t go to Zurich and you‘ll be fine

I waited for this kind of videos for so long. And I finally see it, thank you, Boris! ♥

Makes you feel like end of month on payday 😂

@melissalonla

Жыл бұрын

Living in Switzerland is end of month every day haha

I'm swiss and i had to laugh so many times. Thank you very much for your honest point of view. Your critics are accurat - and to be honest, we feel annoyed of most of that stuff too. As a foreigner, you fell into many traps though. We were born here and had to learn how to avoid it. (No taxi rides, use public transport with half fare card or swiss travel pass. Avoid cheese overdoses, bring your heavy duty plastic bag to the grocery instead of buying paper bags. And avoid restaurants, book a hotel with breakfast buffet included and eat like theres no lunch. Always carry your bottle of water. Free refill at the restrooms. Avoid paid restrooms, get a coffee at a restaurant instead and use the "free" restroom there. You'll get more value out for your money. Groceries: coop is, like migros, a mid-priced market. (Globus and manor are even more expensive). If you're on a tight budget, check aldi and lidl. Sadly, after visiting only zürich and üetliberg, you havent even seen anything of switzerland so far... Btw, your german skills are amazing. You found the right amount of anger for your pronounciation.

@matthieukiriyama7219

Жыл бұрын

Same. I first ate at a restaurant when I was 16, and I never rode in a taxi while in Switzerland. Now I live in Japan and that’s every day babay!!

@savire.ergheiz

Жыл бұрын

​@@matthieukiriyama7219 Japan is not better in term of cost of living 😂

@neerajnongmaithem392

Жыл бұрын

@@savire.ergheiz it is if you dont happen to live in tokyo

@zloychechen5150

Жыл бұрын

Dude..... What the actual fuck? You're joking. It's worse than Russia. In there, you bitch about everything too, but you can at least still buy shit. Refills at the dumping station.. You're not for real. I mean 50/50, i don't understand whether you're joking or not.

@Imnotgoodatanimating

Жыл бұрын

Same

That's the kind of Boris Content I have subscribed for all these years ago 🙌🏼

Boris, I'm gonna be honest here. Every time I visit KZread, the first thing I check is your channel. This video was especially funny and had me dying on the floor for a solid 5 minutes. You are the best KZreadr on the platform. Everything about your channel is perfect. I wouldn't change anything. Please, stay strong, comrade!

I see my country’s flag, i click. I’m a simple man

@headslayer_7077

Жыл бұрын

🇷🇺🤝🇨🇭

@LadyAyleene

Жыл бұрын

Same. Greetings from a slav-swiss hybrid 🇨🇿🤝🇨🇭

@hereticseraphim73

Жыл бұрын

Same

@maxyusha241

Жыл бұрын

same

@William_Bryant

Жыл бұрын

I see Boris upload, I click. I am simple man.

My father lived in Switzerland (to be exact in Luzern/Lucerne) for a couple of years, and he told me, that everytime he had hunger and nothing to eat, he made himself Plov for the next few days. I think he was very proud that he could drive every weekend back to my Stepmom who lives in Germany to eat something different :D

@LilMafs

Жыл бұрын

Lucerne?

@DasH3lmutZockt

Жыл бұрын

@@LilMafs yes, i only knew the german name of the city

@LilMafs

Жыл бұрын

@@DasH3lmutZockt ah ok

"Sometimes water falls from the sky...just goes to show there are things that are free" Cleverly avoiding the Rain Tax, I see

You delivered laughter yet again! I don't know what made ne laugh more, but all the squeaky shouting was certainly high on the list. Hope things get better soon!

Ive learned over the years to never underestimate Boris and his ability to stretch a dollar... Or euro, mark, ruble, pound, anything really

@bury_the_elite65294

Жыл бұрын

Stretching a South African Rand - now THAT takes some doing. But, never underestimate our beloved Slav King! :D

“That’s why I hate this country… *EVERYTHING* is in _RED_ “ -Boris going to Swiss ATMs

Love you papa boris

Well, you gotta admit. I do plan on traveling when I'm older, and this channel is probably the only thing keeping me from traveling somewhere with an insane living fee by mistake. Also, Boris is a great singer, Ден рождения is a very nice song. (He sings it at 00:28)

4:06 Boris speaking German is something I didn't know I needed

@malokeytheallaround

Жыл бұрын

JA KANN DOCHHHHH

Boris sacrificed his bank account for us, legend.

Thanks for the great content Boris much love.

Boris, no matter what you’re going through, I know I, as well as many people watching, are supporting you in all your endeavours! Thanks for being an amazing KZreadr keep up the good work ❤

Damn, your German is so good man. I was suprised, then I was laughing, and then I was even more impressed. But what else can you really expext from the globetrotting, master-chef, master-linguist, the shashlik-king Boris himself? A true intellectual. Happy Birthday man (even though, it's a couple of days past already)! Glad that you are still here. Makes my day everytime.

Always a pleasure to see a new video of you !

4:01 broke me a german speaker

I expected many things this day, but i didn't expect Boris to visit my country (edit, dissapointed boris didn't try the cervelas, i heard people say it's the european version of the doctor sausage)

@phileas007

Жыл бұрын

that's Lyoner, you donkey

@ordenmanvrn7685

Жыл бұрын

You can easily buy Servelat (cervelas) in Eastern Europe, so Boris has probably already tried it. And no, in Eastern Europe it's not the same as doctor sausage, we differentiate it.

Some may say that Boris’ channel is one of cooking, traveling, gaming or some other activity. It is none of these. It is a channel of Boris. Great video Boris! Glad to see you back, and hopefully your wallet recovers. Stay strong, Slav King.

Im witnessing the gradual process of boris losing his mind, money and sanity.

Quite a journey! You handled it in style.

10:28 Who's the lucky lady, Boris ? And - she has you drinking wine! And - 8:26 - was that a smart blue jacket you hung up on the window catch?

@unknown-fo9rn

Жыл бұрын

Yeah who is it Boris?

@Negro_bombona

Жыл бұрын

Probably Anatoli

@slavchick2602

Жыл бұрын

@@Negro_bombona Definitely not Anatoli's hand - and he would not be drinking pink wine...

@Negro_bombona

Жыл бұрын

​@@slavchick2602bro that's beer

@ThePersonWho_InFactAsked

Жыл бұрын

​@@Negro_bombona they say it was woman hand how the fuck is it anatoli?

Coop is one of the most expensive supermarket, but I'm glad you came to Switzerland Boris!

@strcprstskrzkrk1549

Жыл бұрын

That's what I immediatly thought!

@harambe4267

Жыл бұрын

It's funny, Coop is the cheapest brand in eastern europe since it's usually domestic instead of foreign like Billa or Lidl.

Great to see you have fun after the latest.... You are a great person!

I really enjoy your videos boris :)

It's a good day when Boris uploads

Life of Thomas doesn't sound more exciting than being Boris the Slav King! 👀

Love your videos keep up the grate work

Boris, loving the new content keep up the good work buddy, cheeki breeki ;)

"MAMAAA I SAW TREES!!" I laughed out loud! Great travel review!

As an American who has toured Switzerland twice, I can say that every point brought up in this video is valid, ESPECIALLY the prices! Good content Boris, and RIP your wallet!

@_me___

Жыл бұрын

as a swiss i can say the prices are high too, thats why we go shopping in germany!

@rthan1996

Жыл бұрын

@@_me___ that's true? how could people live there, lmao

@Stalkerii

Жыл бұрын

@@rthan1996 i think its only worth being in switzerland if you also work there

@bean_boy4511

Жыл бұрын

@@rthan1996 Yeah, the wealthy have stored their money there since the first world war, seeing as the Swiss are always neutral, it’s a good place to have your money. What I’m saying is, if you live in Switzerland, most of the time, money is the afterthought.

@Volskrill

Жыл бұрын

​@@rthan1996 well I guess everything is expensive but I'd say our income is also higher than in many other countries, so we can afford it. However, at the end of the month it still gets close if you don't have a well paid job.

Happy 8th year!! x Glad to see you travel again!!

Amazing video, I laughed so hard, thank you Boris

Boris man, I'm watching this in the UK and actually howl laughing. It's my exam season and I've got a medical seat depending on it, so the stress is deadly. Thank you so much for making my day that much brighter, and best of luck financially trying to recover from a Switzerland trip.

@humblerat3868

Жыл бұрын

Haha it’s also exam season for me in South Africa! Boris is definitely the best form of laughter medication. Good-luck with your exams and I hope your stress doesn’t get too bad! (Sorry for bad English)

@popsr8270

Жыл бұрын

UK exam gang :(

"It would have been cheaper to go to Slovakia and buy a case of beer" So true. The time I went there I got a bottle of beer for the equivalent cost of $0.15 USD

@WalterWhite_2077

Жыл бұрын

In Romania you can buy a liter for like 40-50 cents.

@bismayparida2115

Жыл бұрын

@@WalterWhite_2077 daaaaaam.... That means water is more expensive than beer....??💀

@avengerulsasuke5814

Жыл бұрын

@@bismayparida2115 If you buy the cheap bear they are around the same price.

@Lgx-ie4if

Жыл бұрын

He didn’t show the cheapest beer you can get tell (also sold in coop and likely was right next to it) for like 50 rappen

Boris, this has opened my eyes to international travel. Please do more countries!

Been whole years since I last watched, and in that time you've gone from celebrating 2m to 3.5m. Crazy progress and it's nice to be back.

I laughed so hard at this episode, very cheeki breeki

10:29 Boris has brought the most important travel accessory. That makes me happy

@R.D.Rai.205

Жыл бұрын

Hm..nice catch

@teslashark

11 ай бұрын

Anatoly!

Instantly subed and liked. A slavic Treasure you are. Greetings from Macedonia.

This is perfection. I laughed so hard I had to pop my eye back in. 10/10.

Я рад что ты жив, держись и я надеюсь, что все наладиться

Yes, a travel video complete with hotel room cooking lessons!

I was there recently and enjoyed the city. Glad you got to go shopping!

Happy belated birthday, Boris, from a fellow May baby (May 2nd.) Also happy anniversary of your channel. I love your content and you make me laugh when I feel really down. You've made me laugh until I've cried, and I've tried making the food you have on this channel. You're awesome and I love watching your content.

Congrats on 8 years, Boris!

FEMALE HAND ALERT at least we know why Boris is broke lol

@maxs1249

Жыл бұрын

Slav-queen incoming!

@BadgerOfTheSea

Жыл бұрын

Female hand is the modern equivalent of seeing a female ankle.

@attilaabonyi8879

Жыл бұрын

Looks like boris might have found someone to cheerish his life with,good for him 😊

@CaptainAries

Жыл бұрын

@@BadgerOfTheSea fr, they should be censoured!

@slavchick2602

Жыл бұрын

That hotel (Hotel Adler) looks very - romantic.💕

"MAMA I SAW TREEEES" - Best line in the video lol

Hey boris i just love your content so much. Everytime i see that youve uploaded something i smile, thank you so much for your hard work Thanks to you i love slav culture Much love bro.

"... and this is the most HM country of the world" made me giggle 😆 I have actually been to Switzerland (Geneva) once, as a school trip. Our advanced physics class traveled there from Helsinki, Finland and got to visit CERN. We also passed the border to France twice, the first time without me even noticing. But yes Boris, Switzerland is very expensive. I sure hope you recover financially from this trip, despite the prices 😅

10:29 - I always knew Boris had 3 hands!

Good I don’t know if I can continue watching Boris. I have a saying which goes as follows: JEVER? NEVER! You did a great disservice to yourself.

Boris uploading is like a nuclear bomb on my stress it just all blows away

Wishing you the best Boris.

Actually I'm from Manipur and it's tough times here, situation's difficult with shootings and stuffs, but atleast Boris made me laugh and forget about it for few mins, thank you Boris

@Pakiu1306

Жыл бұрын

In India? Shootings?

@Pakiu1306

Жыл бұрын

Buddy manipur looks fucked! Oh god its bordering myanmar NOPE ID NOPE TF OUT OF INDIA

@jaycrall69

Жыл бұрын

@@Pakiu1306 shocker eh?

@jasonnoronha7100

Жыл бұрын

@@Pakiu1306 yeahh but here shooting means actual riots/armed insurgencies. not like an urban or first world shooting.

@ffff7164

Жыл бұрын

Xi jinping should invade india and reeducate all of them.

I'm always surprised how good you are with languages. I visited Switzerland once too. Pretty much same experience.

12:11 You could write "Mama, I touched some grass...in Bel..wait...SWITZERLAND"

My dad once went to visit Switzerland for a week, he came back after 2 days. You're not alone lol.

Boris!! Nice to see your well mein friend, keep doing you. Love your interpretation of our language lol 12:32 Greetings from Germany ❤

My new favourite video of his. Keep it up Boris!

Best wishes Boris! I hope all goes well for you my friend!

Man, I wish I would’ve been able to see you in Niederdorf and Stadelhofen ❤

Me: *Thinks about going to Switzerland* My left kidney: *Sweating profusely*

@potatoman6770

Жыл бұрын

Why the left one?

@LadyAyleene

Жыл бұрын

Why not both?

@stalkerentertainment3671

Жыл бұрын

​@@LadyAyleeneBecause you need your kidney and plus when you need something else but cannot fork over money.

@vincem3748

Жыл бұрын

Why not all three?

@LadyAyleene

Жыл бұрын

@@stalkerentertainment3671 yeah I was referring to a 10yo meme but nvm, guess I'm old

It feels so good to have Boris in better spirits and back in peak fighting form once more in these last few videos. :^)

0:26 “А я играю на гармошке У прохожих на виду К сожаленью, день рожденья Только раз в году.” That hits hard man 😭😭😭

I feel like Boris is back on form in this video. Hopefully a sign of good things to come for him.

I’m glad that there’s another travel video Boris always makes them fun

Switzerland is a great place for adventures. Good food, drink, chocolate and stunning mountain range 😄🍺🍫

The way Boris can still do his gopnik budget living work in Switzerland is truly amazing

Love from Switzerland, love the video😂❤️

Was that ... a Lady's hand??? HMMMMM? Way to go Papa Boris (10:29, hehehe). Enjoy your trip and happy, as always, to see another video from you.

Boris, you have no idea how good this video made me feel. I was feeling so down lately but somehow your good spirit managed to lift mine. Thank you for that. Also, you should speak german more often. 11:30 Beer is a universal language everyone understands

his voice when speaking german is so beautiful-- thank you for blessing us with another video Boris ❤

This one actually came up in my recommendations!