Russian Solyanka saves lives - Cooking with Boris

Тәжірибелік нұсқаулар және стиль

Чо за хуйня здесь происходит?
As requested by Professional Gopnik, here is the two ways to make slav supreme solyanka, the Russian hot soup to cure everything. Enjoy!
Recorded on that iPhone X sent by a fan.
Ingredients:
2L water
4 pickles
1 glass of pickle juice
1-2 onions
20 black olives
150g raw beef
150g any kind of ham
150g doctors sausage
4x small sausages
2tbsp capers
3x potato
dill
parsley
2x carrot
2x BAY LEAF
2x tomato (or some tomato paste, you spy)
2-3 tsp salt
some lemon for garnish
black bread for serving
sour cream on top while serving
Good luck!
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  • @buttnuttz6119
    @buttnuttz61194 жыл бұрын

    Western spy: “ingredients” True Slav: “components”

  • @nguyenhoanglong420

    @nguyenhoanglong420

    4 жыл бұрын

    @Big smoke :D lol

  • @SCP-zp8jz

    @SCP-zp8jz

    4 жыл бұрын

    Yes my friend.

  • @brobuscus6006

    @brobuscus6006

    4 жыл бұрын

    Don’t tell them the secrets comrade

  • @SCP-zp8jz

    @SCP-zp8jz

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@brobuscus6006 Yes comrade.

  • @m0rtys_cz774

    @m0rtys_cz774

    3 жыл бұрын

    @i like geography alot and vodka cooling :)

  • @ProfGop
    @ProfGop6 жыл бұрын

    You can give Professional Gopnik a pot of solyanka and you feed him for half day. You teach Professional Gopnik how to make sloyanka and you feed him until end of month comes. *much approved by Professional Gopnik*

  • @Matter655

    @Matter655

    6 жыл бұрын

    i go freez in snow blyet... come home to hot solyanka(wery aproove)

  • @samthesmartfella

    @samthesmartfella

    6 жыл бұрын

    sup Professional Gopnik. We need to make Eastern Slav food mandatory for all those east of the Iron Curtain and send fast food restaurants running back into America

  • @thefanciestmeme2230

    @thefanciestmeme2230

    6 жыл бұрын

    Look at this fine creation! Amazing slavic suggestion @Professional Gopnik

  • @zolliesautoclinic01

    @zolliesautoclinic01

    6 жыл бұрын

    blin

  • @babushka8530

    @babushka8530

    6 жыл бұрын

    Professional Gopnik why did you not take your vodka today now you will be sick

  • @rudranshsharma7064
    @rudranshsharma70646 жыл бұрын

    Roses are red Violets are blue Introduce the bay leaf Or maybe two.

  • @Shad0wSpill

    @Shad0wSpill

    5 жыл бұрын

    Solid.

  • @javidmirza4584

    @javidmirza4584

    5 жыл бұрын

    Ainsley Harriot

  • @huntertran2374

    @huntertran2374

    5 жыл бұрын

    How long did it take you to come up with that

  • @andriealinsangao613

    @andriealinsangao613

    5 жыл бұрын

    NICE

  • @snavox9299

    @snavox9299

    5 жыл бұрын

    Made my fucking day you prick genius

  • @avalynpoe4441
    @avalynpoe44415 жыл бұрын

    I made Solyanka and it cured my hallucinations. Thank you Boris, and special thanks to the purple emu who helped me make it.

  • @costamktostam

    @costamktostam

    4 жыл бұрын

    hahahahaha u got me dude hahahha

  • @GraveDigger388

    @GraveDigger388

    4 жыл бұрын

    My companion was a bipedal hippo.... ....come to think of it, he might be related to Moto-Moto.

  • @azizabdul8914

    @azizabdul8914

    4 жыл бұрын

    oh no that's not purple emu... that's the man behind the slaughter!

  • @kaydenstiles6743

    @kaydenstiles6743

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@azizabdul8914 *NO*

  • @mauz791

    @mauz791

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@azizabdul8914 FNAF? WHOAAAA

  • @Bldyiii
    @Bldyiii5 жыл бұрын

    Do you non-Slavs understand that this is a real & delicious soup?? All his recipes are 100% legit

  • @BJGvideos

    @BJGvideos

    5 жыл бұрын

    Leonid Denisenko Does anyone here doubt that?

  • @Anal0Avenger

    @Anal0Avenger

    5 жыл бұрын

    I like a soup when I see one but this one has olives, so I don't like this soup.

  • @Valourousspectre

    @Valourousspectre

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@Anal0Avenger So revoke your license of 'True Slav' and make it without olives. Your slavness may be Pizdec, but at least you still get Solyanka

  • @sebastianalexandru3841

    @sebastianalexandru3841

    5 жыл бұрын

    I think boris rusaian spy gopnik which puts microfon in soup but i realized too late, blin the soup was good

  • @YummYakitori

    @YummYakitori

    5 жыл бұрын

    Leonid Denisenko I’m not Slav, or even European. But I visited Ukraine & Russia and I loved this soup so much it was a must-order whenever I saw it in a restaurant

  • @CheekiBreekiVedamtki
    @CheekiBreekiVedamtki6 жыл бұрын

    Dear Boris, i watched this video *after a five-minute long ad.*

  • @LifeofBoris

    @LifeofBoris

    6 жыл бұрын

    Царина Катюша БП thank you that helps

  • @ThomasMcIntosh

    @ThomasMcIntosh

    6 жыл бұрын

    What the blyat

  • @CheekiBreekiVedamtki

    @CheekiBreekiVedamtki

    6 жыл бұрын

    meaning capitalistic youtube did not demonetize you again....

  • @ginadushaj358

    @ginadushaj358

    6 жыл бұрын

    Bylat, why am I not seeing the adds? I always watch adds for Boris, my love.

  • @leventlacin1863

    @leventlacin1863

    6 жыл бұрын

    Skip button?

  • @Blyatik
    @Blyatik5 жыл бұрын

    ''No salt in soup, before all components regroup''- had me dead

  • @woodonfire7406

    @woodonfire7406

    5 жыл бұрын

    is funny because it's true

  • @harakiri8548

    @harakiri8548

    5 жыл бұрын

    Why it kill u Товарищ

  • @Amghannam

    @Amghannam

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@woodonfire7406 Why, what happens if I put salt before?

  • @guywhodoesntspeakenglish5872

    @guywhodoesntspeakenglish5872

    5 жыл бұрын

    RENDEZVOUS WITH MTF 0-1

  • @tangytim6699

    @tangytim6699

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@Amghannam Death

  • @deliciousfailure2590
    @deliciousfailure25905 жыл бұрын

    Made solyanka with my Mama today...while listening to Russian folk music with occasional Hardbass dancing breaks.... Papa was overwhelmed with love for the delicious solyanka, retrieving multiple bowls... Thank you for helping this Western spy discover the joy of cooking. Twenty....something years old and finally eating real food. I thank you for beginning that journey, Boris. May all your days stay Cheeki Breeki my friend.

  • @augustoluis6888

    @augustoluis6888

    4 жыл бұрын

    That is a very heartwarming comment, I think you may be promoted from Western Spy to KGB Triple Agent for that.

  • @baghdadik.4605

    @baghdadik.4605

    3 жыл бұрын

    I shed a tear Thank you for appreciating the slav cheki breki culture

  • @tahabashir3779

    @tahabashir3779

    3 жыл бұрын

    Stay Cheeki Breeki, Comrade.

  • @baghdadik.4605

    @baghdadik.4605

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@ieatchickens sorry typo

  • @sunflowerseedshell3687

    @sunflowerseedshell3687

    3 жыл бұрын

    This warms my heart

  • @YoungArty
    @YoungArty6 жыл бұрын

    "Ey, you done?" "IDI NAHUI"

  • @giovana9786
    @giovana97866 жыл бұрын

    I was dissapointed at the fact that the potato broke the character and didn't scream "IdI nAhUy" there.

  • @jassonms2224

    @jassonms2224

    6 жыл бұрын

    potato is also sick so he say quietly

  • @awarmmilkandcookies

    @awarmmilkandcookies

    6 жыл бұрын

    He only screams when you stab him with a knife, what did you expect?

  • @P4NIEL

    @P4NIEL

    6 жыл бұрын

    Geborne the potato is also sick

  • @Xanatos712

    @Xanatos712

    5 жыл бұрын

    Potato was sick as well.

  • @justincft
    @justincft5 жыл бұрын

    "if you do not have other pan, please reconsider your career choice" HAHAHA

  • @helmut8656

    @helmut8656

    4 жыл бұрын

    I laughed harder than I should have :D

  • @derp2633

    @derp2633

    4 жыл бұрын

    Ight imma get a new career

  • @helenanilsson5666

    @helenanilsson5666

    3 жыл бұрын

    If career choice deliberations are too depressing to think of before soup is ready, put what you've already fried in whatever container you have available (bowl recommended, large plate is acceptable) before frying the next batch in the one pan you have. - 2008 era unemployment survivor

  • @blueowl8928
    @blueowl8928 Жыл бұрын

    I'm currently deathly sick with mono. I dragged myself to the kitchen and watched this video on loop while making a big pot of solyanka for myself. I had to swap a couple things based on what I have access to in the US, but I am so happy now to be eating a delicious bowl of this soup. Thank you, Boris, from this grateful western spy 💙

  • @MadameTeqi

    @MadameTeqi

    9 ай бұрын

    I hope you recovered well! I'm about to do the same thing with a killer case of bronchitis if my housemates are wanting to try it too. The solyanka, not the bronchitis. Though they may have tried that already...

  • @blueowl8928

    @blueowl8928

    9 ай бұрын

    @@MadameTeqi thank you, solyanka is just what doctor ordered for bad sickness. I've had bronchitis many times myself, it's awful and I hope you feel better very soon! Enjoy the solyanka.

  • @richardslav9282
    @richardslav92824 жыл бұрын

    Boris: ,, ey you ready?” Potato: IDI NAHUI!!! Boris: ,,he say no”

  • @subtlewhatssubtle
    @subtlewhatssubtle4 жыл бұрын

    Boris is the only KZread content creator I've subscribed to who's asked his audience to make sure they look after themselves and get some sleep. Bless you, wholesome Slav man.

  • @ordenmanvrn7685

    @ordenmanvrn7685

    2 жыл бұрын

    Babushka’s teachings shall never be forgotten

  • @mikeytrains1
    @mikeytrains15 жыл бұрын

    "The Bay Leaf" constantly kills me, that's the most funny part of these cooking videos!

  • @andriealinsangao613

    @andriealinsangao613

    5 жыл бұрын

    THE BAY LEAF

  • @mikeytrains1

    @mikeytrains1

    5 жыл бұрын

    Andrie Alinsangao And for the most important part.. *The Bay Leaf...* Or four!

  • @mikeytrains1

    @mikeytrains1

    5 жыл бұрын

    Holy Christ, this is literally the most anyone has ever liked a comment I’ve posted.

  • @andriealinsangao613

    @andriealinsangao613

    5 жыл бұрын

    Nice!!!

  • @calvin5086

    @calvin5086

    5 жыл бұрын

    you forgot one thing... *the third bay leaf*

  • @here4theplot
    @here4theplot Жыл бұрын

    I make this every year on December 31st so I can reheat it on New Year's day. My sister says it's necromancy because this soup brings everyone dying of a hangover back to life. Many thanks, Boris!

  • @_Sonia.S

    @_Sonia.S

    Жыл бұрын

    Did you make it again this year?🙏☺️

  • @michaelabuladze9216

    @michaelabuladze9216

    6 ай бұрын

    will you make it this year?

  • @lilslav7078
    @lilslav70786 жыл бұрын

    instructions unclear... managed to learn the entire ruski language in process of making soup

  • @gyannunez

    @gyannunez

    5 жыл бұрын

    The International Dank Train No that is just a side effect. It is intentional.

  • @pnck-pi2wg

    @pnck-pi2wg

    5 жыл бұрын

    blya-

  • @absentisomnis8650

    @absentisomnis8650

    5 жыл бұрын

    did potato scream IDI NAHUI and that's how you learn?

  • @mateuszodrzywoek8658

    @mateuszodrzywoek8658

    5 жыл бұрын

    Actually thats good

  • @aldyn4106

    @aldyn4106

    5 жыл бұрын

    I have experienced this as well, I learned the whole family of slav languages.

  • @claas6504
    @claas65046 жыл бұрын

    Ask if potato is done, if not it will say "IDI NAHUI BLYAT!"

  • @sejn195

    @sejn195

    6 жыл бұрын

    Claas 650 It will maybe say TY KRETYNIE or ODJEBI ŠUPAK depending on it's origin of course.

  • @PieIsGud2808
    @PieIsGud28083 жыл бұрын

    When boris cuts onions he always says “big piece means big taste” but this time, he says “small piece means big taste” Conclusion: Onions have an infinite amount of taste

  • @jamesyeung3286

    @jamesyeung3286

    3 жыл бұрын

    nah, onions aren't infinitely dividable.

  • @nixlynx2310
    @nixlynx23104 жыл бұрын

    Boris: This cures whatever you have. COVID-19: *heavy sweating*

  • @szariq7338

    @szariq7338

    4 жыл бұрын

    Priceless. I think, that during summer I'll make one of these, so I won't have school.

  • @manio_e

    @manio_e

    4 жыл бұрын

    Szariq School? Or college? Or what?

  • @szariq7338

    @szariq7338

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@manio_e High school.

  • @salty_armorer4027

    @salty_armorer4027

    3 жыл бұрын

    I mean my friend in the U.S. CDC told me that the majority opinion there is that Vitamin C does work against Covid, and there's alot of pickle juice and lemon in this dish....you might be more correct than you really want to be.

  • @theosouris7063

    @theosouris7063

    3 жыл бұрын

    Coronavirus: *exists* Solyanka: *Il Vento d’Oro starts playing*

  • @DarkPsychoMessiah
    @DarkPsychoMessiah6 жыл бұрын

    He must be very sick to forget name of pelmeninator.

  • @MyYTwatcher

    @MyYTwatcher

    6 жыл бұрын

    That was indeed disappointing.

  • @PrussianGamer-ki1on

    @PrussianGamer-ki1on

    6 жыл бұрын

    bo mg and blin

  • @spagellyfish4023
    @spagellyfish40236 жыл бұрын

    "No salt in soup until ingredients regroup" Haha I love the quick pacing of these videos, it lets you sneak in so much humor. Such as, "if you do not have 2 pans, reconsider your career choices"

  • @woodonfire7406

    @woodonfire7406

    5 жыл бұрын

    it's funny Because it's true

  • @Vaiskipelaa
    @Vaiskipelaa5 жыл бұрын

    Solyanka is exactly what my babushka used to make a lot when I was younger! And she still does from time to time. I'm Finnish though but she had a thing for Russian delicacies.

  • @Chicken4War

    @Chicken4War

    3 жыл бұрын

    There’s nothing wrong with liking stuff from other countries

  • @Chicken4War

    @Chicken4War

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@patcho7518 oh yeah you’re right

  • @ordenmanvrn7685

    @ordenmanvrn7685

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@patcho7518 If it is food then it’s fine ;)

  • @judgem0rt1s23
    @judgem0rt1s233 жыл бұрын

    "If you think you have too much meat, you are wrong" I live by those words every day.

  • @Supika893
    @Supika8936 жыл бұрын

    If you are too sick to cook, take a glass of Rakia with honey and praise the Lord Gopnik to not accelerate your death.

  • @tananabanana2652

    @tananabanana2652

    6 жыл бұрын

    Hahahahahaahah I must agree, I pray every time (every two-three days)

  • @vux5264

    @vux5264

    6 жыл бұрын

    Ej Rakia sve reši! 😆

  • @lifeofabronovich7792

    @lifeofabronovich7792

    2 жыл бұрын

    Rakija will cure whatever you have.

  • @SamRock3888
    @SamRock38886 жыл бұрын

    "Ey you done?" Potato says no. "He say no."

  • @ArashiGalaxy

    @ArashiGalaxy

    6 жыл бұрын

    Potato says IDI NAHUI!!!

  • @thealgorithm4894

    @thealgorithm4894

    6 жыл бұрын

    Or the potato sad CYKA BLYAT

  • @AgentDanielCross

    @AgentDanielCross

    6 жыл бұрын

    Wilhelm VonRoefelz I prefer more advanced way of interrogating. Hands up if you know who said that

  • @seniforu3042

    @seniforu3042

    6 жыл бұрын

    Or potato say IDI NAHUI WESTERN SPY BLAYT STLIN SEND HIM TO GULAG CYKA

  • @imbored7579
    @imbored75793 жыл бұрын

    "ability to cure cold, depression, poverty, and whatever you have" me after making 10 pots and becoming a billionaire: stonks

  • @commentcopbadge6665
    @commentcopbadge66654 жыл бұрын

    You know what I love about Boris' cooking? He's got some legit equipment. His pots and pans are not cheap basic ones. Those are all proper sauce pots, saute pans and crock and stock pots with heavy bottoms. Like him. LOL! He's also got all types of real accessories like proper cake, breads and muffin pans, cooling racks, sheet pans, hotel pans, digital thermometers, mixing bowls and all kinds of other stuff that any chef would have no problem and be proud to cook with. Most of all, this nigga is neat, tidy and clean. The mess is obviously played up for his videos.

  • @pranjalipethkar4026

    @pranjalipethkar4026

    4 жыл бұрын

    That is because babushka teach Boris no mess in her kitchen

  • @shadysandman4848

    @shadysandman4848

    4 жыл бұрын

    @Evi1M4chine majority of households I've visited outside suburban areas near me are pretty minimal

  • @sriramsankar8958

    @sriramsankar8958

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@pranjalipethkar4026 how do you know? Are you his babushka 🌚

  • @pranjalipethkar4026

    @pranjalipethkar4026

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@sriramsankar8958 I'm not that old to be his granny.

  • @BusaLova

    @BusaLova

    4 жыл бұрын

    A mechanic needs proper tools. The cheap stuff is worthless.

  • @id104335409
    @id1043354096 жыл бұрын

    I make Solyanka soup! Girlfriend says she is vegan. Pizdec!

  • @simonkristensen5771

    @simonkristensen5771

    6 жыл бұрын

    id104335409 get a new one comrade

  • @leetster6303

    @leetster6303

    6 жыл бұрын

    eat her

  • @rafaelmikoskirosa7510

    @rafaelmikoskirosa7510

    6 жыл бұрын

    As papa stalin would say, "send it to gulag"

  • @blacksuppository

    @blacksuppository

    6 жыл бұрын

    Vegans? Tell me if you have seen the deep hells of Veganism or atleast anti-vaxxing or flat-earthers.

  • @incendiarybullet3516

    @incendiarybullet3516

    6 жыл бұрын

    Leave her, vegans are Satan on earth.

  • @Dasheble
    @Dasheble6 жыл бұрын

    Is there a Boris cookbook already? Would fucking buy that in a heartbeat, his recipes are great!

  • @dzejrid

    @dzejrid

    6 жыл бұрын

    Why would you need a cookbook for something that's a staple? Every true Slav subconciously know how to make those dishes. Even if he/she doesn't realise it.

  • @jasonhaveten5608

    @jasonhaveten5608

    6 жыл бұрын

    Cookbook of Boris, for the Western Spies

  • @nuggetbucket1864

    @nuggetbucket1864

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@dzejrid im not a slav unfortunately so I need it too 😔

  • @EmberDawn

    @EmberDawn

    2 жыл бұрын

    I too, need this cookbook, for i admit I am also a Western spy!

  • @mygames9925
    @mygames99253 жыл бұрын

    Bro the subtitles are hilarious 😂😂😂😂

  • @itzbeendakavgaming5632
    @itzbeendakavgaming56324 жыл бұрын

    Best saying ever: No salt in soup until all components regroup!

  • @jia9420
    @jia94206 жыл бұрын

    "With ability to cure cold..." Me: whatever "Depression" Me: **heads off to the shops**

  • @tuesdaywithanh

    @tuesdaywithanh

    4 жыл бұрын

    Please bring me some ingredients. I need to make it, testing if it will cure muscle soreness and general grouch.

  • @fish4225

    @fish4225

    4 жыл бұрын

    "Poverty" **Sprints full speed to nearest babushka's garden**

  • @-fluffylik3scoff33-5

    @-fluffylik3scoff33-5

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@fish4225 man same.

  • @somechubbycunttm2845

    @somechubbycunttm2845

    4 жыл бұрын

    "Whatever you have" Me: **Eats it and just disappears**

  • @shizukagozen777

    @shizukagozen777

    3 жыл бұрын

    LMAO 😂 Where can I find this soup ? ._.

  • @semkidealer2070
    @semkidealer20706 жыл бұрын

    I'm now Russian to the fridge to Czech for components.

  • @marcoramirez7684

    @marcoramirez7684

    6 жыл бұрын

    Who else is Hungary for some Turkey

  • @hohenzollern6025

    @hohenzollern6025

    6 жыл бұрын

    Hungary for some Turkey, so Russian to the fridge to Czech, but only have some Friesia so I'm Finnish.

  • @geekymetalhead5112
    @geekymetalhead51124 жыл бұрын

    Instructions unclear: Accidentally drank vodka and danced to hard bass for 10 hours

  • @sharkeynoyz

    @sharkeynoyz

    3 жыл бұрын

    Not Slav. Start again.

  • @ringadingding32

    @ringadingding32

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@sharkeynoyz NOT SLAV? this is the most slav thing ive seen western spy

  • @thedameofmuir5373
    @thedameofmuir53735 жыл бұрын

    Solyanka is really popular in east Germany. I think they kept a lot of recipes from the Soviets and into the GDR times. Your potato salad is also very similar to what the german omas make. I love solyanka!

  • @lauritoerni2080

    @lauritoerni2080

    4 жыл бұрын

    Can confirm, i live in western pomerania and soljanka is an extremely important dish in my family

  • @operatorchakkoty4257

    @operatorchakkoty4257

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@lauritoerni2080 same here. New year's and Christmas means potato salad, Soljanka and Omas invitation for another delicious lunch the next day.

  • @daniels1263

    @daniels1263

    2 жыл бұрын

    Does it have a German twist or is it standard solyanka

  • @julhho
    @julhho6 жыл бұрын

    Thanks Boris, now I'm able to impress my Russian girlfriend and her family with my superior slav cooking skills

  • @miselfis

    @miselfis

    6 жыл бұрын

    That escalated pretty quickly...

  • @user-md1wi1dr4m

    @user-md1wi1dr4m

    6 жыл бұрын

    Having a mjölnir should do that 😋

  • @Kayetteb
    @Kayetteb6 жыл бұрын

    It cures 'whatever!' Doctors hate him!

  • @jakecarroll9500
    @jakecarroll95004 жыл бұрын

    "He say 'no'." Gets me every time!

  • @ShinjiniMandal
    @ShinjiniMandal5 жыл бұрын

    4:00 Oh boi! If that is his real speed then all the Gopnik girls around 100 km radius will die

  • @CryptidCoast
    @CryptidCoast6 жыл бұрын

    I think this is the cleanest your kitchen has been while cooking Boris

  • @LifeofBoris

    @LifeofBoris

    6 жыл бұрын

    Wot in Tordnation I know I lose my touch when I am sick

  • @bexiah

    @bexiah

    6 жыл бұрын

    Get well soon, Boris!

  • @yashvardhanrautela

    @yashvardhanrautela

    6 жыл бұрын

    No flour

  • @kurafutomine9874

    @kurafutomine9874

    6 жыл бұрын

    Tord

  • @lucyhwucy3724

    @lucyhwucy3724

    6 жыл бұрын

    HAHAHA YES

  • @jonneperavuori2864
    @jonneperavuori28646 жыл бұрын

    Boris is really sick... there was no mayonez in the video

  • @Tancredius

    @Tancredius

    5 жыл бұрын

    Eating Салянка with mayonez is a heresy

  • @justsomeperson980

    @justsomeperson980

    4 жыл бұрын

    2:47 u no see?

  • @CruciFer19

    @CruciFer19

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@diobrando1077 not a woosh

  • @derp2633

    @derp2633

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@diobrando1077 it's not a joke

  • @Felix-ve9hs
    @Felix-ve9hs5 жыл бұрын

    There is no such thing an "too much Meat" - it's either *Meat or not Meat*

  • @derp2633

    @derp2633

    4 жыл бұрын

    Anyone realise he doesn't put all the meat in

  • @shizukagozen777

    @shizukagozen777

    3 жыл бұрын

    "To meat or not to meat" that is the REAL question. 😆

  • @archer8849
    @archer88495 жыл бұрын

    accidentally watched video with subtitles. then realised: VADIM BLYAT!!!

  • @rafaelfigfigueiredo2988

    @rafaelfigfigueiredo2988

    4 жыл бұрын

    HMMM MEAT

  • @andriealinsangao613

    @andriealinsangao613

    3 жыл бұрын

    VADIM BLYAT

  • @wombat6
    @wombat66 жыл бұрын

    props to Boris for making bay leaves that funny

  • @amberlee4536
    @amberlee45366 жыл бұрын

    "Get some sleep" BORIS HOW DID YOU KNOW I'M WATCHING THIS BEFORE I TAKE A NAP STOP SPYING ON ME THAT'S MY JOB YOU'RE THE SLAV AND I AM THE WESTERN SPY

  • @pnck-pi2wg

    @pnck-pi2wg

    5 жыл бұрын

    its 2 am xdd

  • @milkpastasoup8960

    @milkpastasoup8960

    5 жыл бұрын

    Hello, I am the Eastern European disguised as the western spy

  • @Halinspark
    @Halinspark5 жыл бұрын

    "...or if you are one of those people who think Iron Curtain is something you put up to protect your house from nuclear explosion." I mean, it did technically do that in a way.

  • @kristofferhustoft6152
    @kristofferhustoft61522 жыл бұрын

    I accidentally left the subtitles on, and I have never laughed so hard in my entire life! Thankyou so much man.!

  • @owengrimm1370
    @owengrimm13706 жыл бұрын

    I've had radiation sickness for the past week... this is lifesaver here in cherbonyl.

  • @jjjjj7463
    @jjjjj74636 жыл бұрын

    The accent is strong in this one.

  • @brainletgaming8093

    @brainletgaming8093

    6 жыл бұрын

    Mareks S is speciality yes

  • @tacticalchunder1207

    @tacticalchunder1207

    6 жыл бұрын

    He makes it thicker for videos.

  • @Simon-lq5uk
    @Simon-lq5uk5 жыл бұрын

    The bay leaf joke gets me every time. xd

  • @pastabad4939
    @pastabad49395 жыл бұрын

    Me and my friends were making this they died halfway through of sickness but hey more solyanka for me

  • @zavaraninoveuhorky
    @zavaraninoveuhorky6 жыл бұрын

    Old Intro Yay

  • @Chensoman

    @Chensoman

    6 жыл бұрын

    Slovak Gopnik I liked the new one better

  • @girada4146

    @girada4146

    5 жыл бұрын

    ComradeAlpha ye

  • @ThomasCarstein
    @ThomasCarstein6 жыл бұрын

    Hey Boris, a Slav from Slovenia here. When i was young, my babushka used to cook Borsch for us, with ajda, rdeča pesa and some sour creme... I've seen your video on how to cook it, so thanks for helping a fellow Slav out :)

  • @Nobody-kg8md

    @Nobody-kg8md

    6 жыл бұрын

    ThomasCarstein babushka?

  • @channingcheese2

    @channingcheese2

    6 жыл бұрын

    Reid Samuelson it means mother

  • @yuungi9391

    @yuungi9391

    6 жыл бұрын

    SillyDouglas i'm pretty sure it's grandmother. If not, i'm sorry :')

  • @ThomasCarstein

    @ThomasCarstein

    6 жыл бұрын

    It means grandmother :)

  • @Mountainhikers55

    @Mountainhikers55

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@channingcheese2 it means grandma!!!!!!!!

  • @marshccinogaming9289
    @marshccinogaming92895 жыл бұрын

    VADIM BLYAT! WHY YOU INVADING THE CAPTIONS, IDI NAHUI

  • @lizahamid1923

    @lizahamid1923

    4 жыл бұрын

    Yeah i saw it too

  • @cosmicboi1650

    @cosmicboi1650

    4 жыл бұрын

    VADIM БЯАТЬ!

  • @kendonagasakifourkinghellf5615

    @kendonagasakifourkinghellf5615

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@lizahamid1923 when in the vid?

  • @RoundedSeal

    @RoundedSeal

    4 жыл бұрын

    *VADIM BLYAT*

  • @theoldbarny4195

    @theoldbarny4195

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@cosmicboi1650 that is not how you write blyat

  • @melissalonla
    @melissalonla3 жыл бұрын

    This video: "Small piece means more taste" End of month cooking video: "Big piece equal more flavor" i am confusion

  • @der5chamane40
    @der5chamane406 жыл бұрын

    Oh boy, my favourite food! It's still quite popular in east Germany

  • @tylermason3514

    @tylermason3514

    6 жыл бұрын

    der Schamane Western spy

  • @goodstorylover

    @goodstorylover

    6 жыл бұрын

    Note EAST Germany (what used to be GDR), so it´s OK. He is right, btw, I have had it many times in Jena.

  • @kathorsees

    @kathorsees

    6 жыл бұрын

    German food is fucking awesome as well, by the way. I fucking love Klöße and Thureringer Bratwurst. Fraenkische Bratwurst is also pretty good, and your beer is pure heaven. You also have awesome desserts like Rhabarberkuchen and Streuselkuchen, my girlfriend even learned to make it. Greetings from Moscow!

  • @eldoctoroso
    @eldoctoroso6 жыл бұрын

    I've just discovered the greatest channel in all of mother earth, thanks Boris for all your knowledge

  • @gopnik-0012
    @gopnik-00123 жыл бұрын

    I made this and it is now one of my favorite soups I've ever made! Thank you again Boris for another great recipe.

  • @iffskin
    @iffskin5 жыл бұрын

    3:17 Boris predicted Fallout 76

  • @mhakarin
    @mhakarin6 жыл бұрын

    Love the way how Boris says *Pickles*

  • @mhakarin

    @mhakarin

    6 жыл бұрын

    Lassie Sandiego YESS

  • @tomka7006
    @tomka70066 жыл бұрын

    In Mother Russia Boris doesn't make good videos, good videos make Boris.

  • @tomka7006

    @tomka7006

    6 жыл бұрын

    the German Beaver I hate my nerf...

  • @rocketman7401

    @rocketman7401

    6 жыл бұрын

    Everyone here is a slave to Lord tachanka

  • @sayhitomesenpai2093
    @sayhitomesenpai20934 жыл бұрын

    i tried making this cause i was bored then my mother saw and she called me a psychotic mistake ;-;

  • @catmintmoon

    @catmintmoon

    4 жыл бұрын

    I tried making kiev and I had close to the same experience

  • @Whammytap

    @Whammytap

    3 жыл бұрын

    Wow, way to support your offspring trying to learn something...sorry you have to go through this. Cooking is a basic life skill and it's sad that a lot of adults can't do it to the point that they ridicule their own children for cooking. You keep on cooking.

  • @amateurmeteorologist7365

    @amateurmeteorologist7365

    3 жыл бұрын

    Sorry you had to deal with that. Your mother definitely needs psychiatric help. Keep on cooking and learning friend

  • @sayhitomesenpai2093

    @sayhitomesenpai2093

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@amateurmeteorologist7365its a norm man the girls very dramatic 😀

  • @salty_armorer4027

    @salty_armorer4027

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@sayhitomesenpai2093 Ask her if she's speaking from experience and then outright tell her you already know the answer. People like her suffer from a serious lack of being put in their place throughout their lives and you shouldn't fear being the one to do it.

  • @TS-ws6uo
    @TS-ws6uo Жыл бұрын

    Love your videos Boris. I’m currently doing a marathon, watching, liking, and commenting on all of them. Starting here, for some reason

  • @saltyrudsiankid6874
    @saltyrudsiankid68746 жыл бұрын

    Next is okroshka

  • @wolfsky3875

    @wolfsky3875

    5 жыл бұрын

    sounds delicious already

  • @RichieLarpa

    @RichieLarpa

    5 жыл бұрын

    He already did okroshka.

  • @Neonblutx

    @Neonblutx

    5 жыл бұрын

    I love this. My mom made some weeks ago... Perfect for hot summer days... Im drooling.

  • @ThomasShelby-ww4qc
    @ThomasShelby-ww4qc6 жыл бұрын

    Who is the western spy that disliked?!

  • @indiazi
    @indiazi2 жыл бұрын

    Love rewatching this, hilarious and LOVE soljanka!!!

  • @deanmartin3883
    @deanmartin38834 жыл бұрын

    Me: Mama can we go to McDonald's? Mama: No, we have food at home. Food at home: 1:07

  • @HircusHircus
    @HircusHircus6 жыл бұрын

    This is definitely one of the better cooking videos you've made, good job

  • @dyneofnaut
    @dyneofnaut6 жыл бұрын

    Solyanka is delicious and everyone should make it at least once

  • @DGARedRaven
    @DGARedRaven4 жыл бұрын

    For everyone interested - I highly recommend activating the subtitles :D

  • @blurpeople2133
    @blurpeople21333 жыл бұрын

    "Introduce The Bay Leaf" is a perfect sentence for Boris' graphic tee merch

  • @JanF_
    @JanF_6 жыл бұрын

    I laughted all the way throught :D You are the best and this is one of the best videos in some time :D

  • @sunnyd9884
    @sunnyd98846 жыл бұрын

    Watched this before bed, woke up the next morning with a cold. Thanks Boris.

  • @Michal_Zuber

    @Michal_Zuber

    4 жыл бұрын

    Your body just demanded soljanka

  • @BlackDogHair1
    @BlackDogHair15 жыл бұрын

    Capitalism in a box😂😂that had me laughing hard for some reason

  • @tybronx2446
    @tybronx24462 жыл бұрын

    I had never seen what you actually put in your captcha captions until today cus you provide in-built subtitles so imagine my happiness in discovering it's full of piss-takes. Nice :D

  • @ryand3040
    @ryand30406 жыл бұрын

    Nice

  • @jeff-np8sf

    @jeff-np8sf

    6 жыл бұрын

    Joseph Stalin papa pls bless MEEEEE 😢😢😢😢😢😢

  • @ulric8445

    @ulric8445

    6 жыл бұрын

    Stalin approves

  • @rufusmarston732

    @rufusmarston732

    6 жыл бұрын

    It's not what Lenin wanted

  • @rocketman7401

    @rocketman7401

    6 жыл бұрын

    Please feed me😢

  • @FedericoBaldaccistandingalone

    @FedericoBaldaccistandingalone

    6 жыл бұрын

    We miss you

  • @JK-xo9wm
    @JK-xo9wm6 жыл бұрын

    I just got home from squad lessons (i need more training), Then drinked some vodka, And watch some cooking lessons from papa Boris

  • @thedandy6765

    @thedandy6765

    6 жыл бұрын

    i have vodka next to me now and semechki and mayonez with my semechki

  • @kukaoot6077

    @kukaoot6077

    6 жыл бұрын

    Its drank and not drinked Sorry but i am a grammar nazi

  • @dankovac1609

    @dankovac1609

    6 жыл бұрын

    Try semechki, or albino semechki,they're good too. Btw I like the fact you are following the way of boris, its inspiring.

  • @SparkySlow

    @SparkySlow

    6 жыл бұрын

    I Am JK in România is tata, trust me is much beterr and Slav than gay papa

  • @FoxyBoxery

    @FoxyBoxery

    6 жыл бұрын

    I Am JK Blyat, where do i find these squat lessons?

  • @tayrantart
    @tayrantart4 жыл бұрын

    Only by looking the process and laughing a bit .... i think my cold has gone. Thank you, Boris. My Regards from Mexico.

  • @DarksteelHeart
    @DarksteelHeart Жыл бұрын

    Going back through your old catalog after the Kvass recipe was so good that it helped me perfect my squat to heels. Solyanka is next.

  • @Alex-rt2kg
    @Alex-rt2kg6 жыл бұрын

    Hello my gopnik friend how are you?

  • @sinjorokapibaro2447

    @sinjorokapibaro2447

    6 жыл бұрын

    alexthedawg хорошо

  • @zolliesautoclinic01

    @zolliesautoclinic01

    6 жыл бұрын

    very good

  • @yuungi9391

    @yuungi9391

    6 жыл бұрын

    alexthedawg Tak dobre no

  • @id2609
    @id26093 жыл бұрын

    Made an improvised version of this using canned pasta sauce, tons of potatoes, garlic, cabbages and some chicken breast meatball thingy, etc. Probably not taste good as Boris's cooking, but still good enough to satisfy my family. Thanks, Boris!

  • @coolhellu

    @coolhellu

    3 жыл бұрын

    Without pickle and olives it's not solyanka but it does sound delicious

  • @adude6568
    @adude65683 жыл бұрын

    5:38 Boris: ey you done? Potato: IDI NAHUI

  • @jitterzart8597
    @jitterzart8597 Жыл бұрын

    Am very sick for a time now. While I do not have the stuff to make this, it is a comfort to watch. Always love your cooking and humor. Thank you for making!

  • @theonlymixman
    @theonlymixman6 жыл бұрын

    I always order Solyanka in my local stolovaya across the ulitsa I'm living

  • @dulesavic1312
    @dulesavic13126 жыл бұрын

    Right in time blyat! Better get my dishes out

  • @PandoraSparkles

    @PandoraSparkles

    6 жыл бұрын

    Anatoli heey

  • @MikhailANKIR

    @MikhailANKIR

    6 жыл бұрын

    Cousin Anatoli😬😂

  • @PandoraSparkles

    @PandoraSparkles

    6 жыл бұрын

    Vladimir Ilyich Ulyanov AKA Lenin Hello

  • @MikhailANKIR

    @MikhailANKIR

    6 жыл бұрын

    Viktoria Marks Da.. Wuts up?

  • @PandoraSparkles

    @PandoraSparkles

    6 жыл бұрын

    Vladimir Ilyich Ulyanov AKA Lenin Nothing really, being bored, and you?

  • @RoninCatholic
    @RoninCatholic Жыл бұрын

    Pickles and sausages are two of my favorite things and two things I basically always have.

  • @comanitaandrei914
    @comanitaandrei9145 жыл бұрын

    that has to be the juiciest pickle i've ever seen... Docto's Sausage (Parizer in Romania) is the childhood food we grew up on. With full loaf of bread and nothing else. Grew intro strong balkan dude. Cheers (Noroc) Boris!

  • @hedgeearthridge6807
    @hedgeearthridge68076 жыл бұрын

    I may just have to make this. There is nothing like it in regular american cuisine. No soup has pickles in it! Being that I have liked all Eastern European food I have tried thus far, I am certainly going to have to try this.

  • @danielt.9611

    @danielt.9611

    6 жыл бұрын

    You really should, i also used some smoked sousage instead of regular one, the soup tasted even more pickly and had spicier aroma.

  • @porsevalex

    @porsevalex

    5 жыл бұрын

    It is glorious, just don't fuck it up) Pick good pickles with good juice )

  • @notimportant3686

    @notimportant3686

    5 жыл бұрын

    just don't use pickle brine in the soup... the pickles themselves would be enough of a sour taste for first try.... and probably peel the potato

  • @porsevalex

    @porsevalex

    5 жыл бұрын

    Not Important I know what I'm talking about) You just have to find good pickles with good brine. And peeling the potato? Are you nuts?) Just wash it thoroughly and it is done. My grandmother used to make solyanka, now I make it myself) The best hangover cure in Russia.) TL:DR if the soup is too salty because of brine- you are using the wrong kind of pickles, the brine is too concentrated and acid.

  • @notimportant3686

    @notimportant3686

    5 жыл бұрын

    dude i've eaten enough of it to not need your input... thanks

  • @thatoneconcreteworker9202
    @thatoneconcreteworker92024 жыл бұрын

    Enable English subtitles yes this video has one trust me it would be hilarious!

  • @petrapapcunova7690
    @petrapapcunova76904 жыл бұрын

    This is hands down the best Boris video 😂

  • @alfulton5946
    @alfulton59463 жыл бұрын

    I never knew what we call pickle soup that my friends Slavic grandmother made was really called. I'm so happy you made this because now I can.

  • @wockyslush3038
    @wockyslush30386 жыл бұрын

    Can we load it with garlic?

  • @czikibriki

    @czikibriki

    6 жыл бұрын

    It would be better than some gay olive and capers

  • @crackedemerald4930

    @crackedemerald4930

    6 жыл бұрын

    Yep, not enough garlic, Pizdec/10

  • @MyYTwatcher

    @MyYTwatcher

    6 жыл бұрын

    Actualy you can garlic to basically anything. You cannot be wrong.

  • @gantzisballs
    @gantzisballs6 жыл бұрын

    Thank you Boris for introducing more Russian cuisine to the world!

  • @aleksandartodorovic3091
    @aleksandartodorovic30915 жыл бұрын

    Serbian stronk in backgrund! Ahhh.True Slavic BROTHERS HOOD!.

  • @Fire_of756
    @Fire_of7563 жыл бұрын

    Amazingly, I have almost all of the ingredients here in the US. I just replace sausage with massive amounts of beef breakfast sausage.

  • @myapopova
    @myapopova6 жыл бұрын

    Boris, spasibo for putting another cooking video. My favourite.... Please show how to make PLOV! :D -- Gopnitsa of some kind

  • @n3d302
    @n3d3026 жыл бұрын

    So that's how Roadhog's potion is made... Greetings from Poland

  • @Dreadnuts24
    @Dreadnuts242 жыл бұрын

    Re-watched this today and I forgot that my closed caption was on. LOL Well played, Boris. Well played.

  • @sirhanhiga
    @sirhanhiga4 жыл бұрын

    Do yourselves a favour and watch the video again with English CC.

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