I may need one of these hackers. My mom’s Toyota was found on the boarder of TX with 22 lbs. of Coca-Cola and she needs $12k in Google Play cards to get everything straightened out...

@MathasarSalazar2

3 жыл бұрын

Are you being charged with criminal activity for each and every thing too?

@myishenhaines1706

3 жыл бұрын

Well done! Lol

@varadsoni2240

3 жыл бұрын

LOL

@gnashty1016

3 жыл бұрын

lol

@lisaswilling594

3 жыл бұрын

Wait. Coca Cola? Are scammers accusing people of drinking/ possessing to much soda now?

This guy didn’t just hack the Pentagon, but the Hexagon and Octagon too.

@nickevershedmusic8927

3 жыл бұрын

Septagon

@AuntyAwesome

3 жыл бұрын

I bet he could not get into the dodecahedron though.

@water9584

3 жыл бұрын

Methagon, Ethagon, Propagon, Butagon

@Estorep

3 жыл бұрын

The Kernel was the kid who hacked the Pentagon back in the mid 1980s.

@brunobucciaratiswife

3 жыл бұрын

THEY HACKED THE TRIANGLE

Did you wake this guy up? He sounds like he was napping.

@prairiepanda

3 жыл бұрын

For some reason when they fake an American accent they often just speak very slow and low-pitched, which just makes them sound sleepy or stoned.

@joshuanorris5860

3 жыл бұрын

Probly drugs lol

@joshuanorris5860

3 жыл бұрын

@@prairiepanda yeah id say ur right lol

@DecibelAlex

3 жыл бұрын

sounds like he has no teeth

@TheDreadedJuggernaut

3 жыл бұрын

That guy was not in India. Likely South Africa, so it would've been around 10pm when he started the call. Normally call centers in India work around US daytime but scammers in Africa usually scam in their own.

"Did you ever hack Club Penguin or Runescape?" "Yeah, I did a job for a couple of guys in California" Mission Impossible 9

@TheCumberCoIlective

3 жыл бұрын

Don't see a lot of Runescape mentions anymore

@joshuanorris5860

3 жыл бұрын

@@TheCumberCoIlective ha speak for yourself :))))

@TheCumberCoIlective

3 жыл бұрын

@@joshuanorris5860 true. Tbf I'd probably still play if they hadn't changed their login method which made it so I cannot access my account anymore

@shuriken2505

3 жыл бұрын

@@TheCumberCoIlective f

@diegolaparra351

3 жыл бұрын

dang, scary stuff

Damn, that's a good hacker. He managed to get into Instagram before it existed. 😂

@rammoravaneni2256

3 жыл бұрын

These hackers are on a different level😂

@pi17

3 жыл бұрын

Haha lol. Been hacking for 10 years and hacked into Instagram before Instagram.

@Ratnaji44

3 жыл бұрын

@Richárd Primusz he might have hacked in early alpha/beta version for limited persons.🤔

@BillClinton228

3 жыл бұрын

That's nothing... I hacked into the mars rover...

@johnme60

3 жыл бұрын

Actually he created a time portal equilibrium terminal , which could contact in future with micro quantum ultra processor which can penetrate space time at molecular level and reach to Mark Zuckerberg's toilet where he was having a premonition thought of purchasing instagram in future. Yup ! That's how it happened. Please don't ask again.

Speaking as an autistic person, what I am fascinated by are your people skills. How you are able to know where you are at with these guys and always keep things on the verge of burlesque, but never quite there. Also, I am not sure it gets it pointed out enough how quick-witted you are. I laugh all the way through your videos. Thank you very much for the content.

These guys could be famous as mumble rappers.

@raoulduke8720

3 жыл бұрын

let's be honest, anyone could.

@spyscy

3 жыл бұрын

Omg I hope one of kits music creators make this!!! Hilarious

@fmaz1952

3 жыл бұрын

🎵 8 grapes in my mouth 🎶

@Auvisome

3 жыл бұрын

Richárd Primusz Cry me a river 😂

@stich1960

3 жыл бұрын

Is their microphone inside their mouths?

"For SQL injections what type of syringes do you use?" Best thing I've heard all day.

@exclusive605

3 жыл бұрын

Probably the one that comes with windows 98 🤣😂

@itsrushi8612

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah I wanna know too

@Ratnaji44

3 жыл бұрын

128bit size type

@Athelas952

3 жыл бұрын

I died

@-jamie3461

3 жыл бұрын

Havij the god

“it was not like a school school school school school” ...oh?

@A_Ducky

3 жыл бұрын

That made me laugh so hard. I was literally seeing Marsha Brady saying "sküle" while he did it. Priceless.

@sennewam

3 жыл бұрын

HE REPEATS HIMSELF, ALSO

@yes0r787

3 жыл бұрын

then ... For a minute I thought that guy said "It actually helped me with my acting career."

@saeedafyouni619

3 жыл бұрын

"work work work"

@Ratnaji44

3 жыл бұрын

School cool cool... Hmmm how Cool

dude said “I don’t feel safe “ after u asked him about 98 😂😂.

@tracylaurenmarrow4639

3 жыл бұрын

I mean they're not wrong, if they're using '98 I very much doubt they're safe at all, their PC must be a petri dish for viruses.

That long, long pause when the scammer clearly doesn't know what The Pentagon is.

@waqasahmed939

3 жыл бұрын

Surprising given most people around the world have heard of "The Pentagon"

@chrisiverson257

3 жыл бұрын

@@waqasahmed939 since 9/11 everyone should have heard of the Pentagon

@nuts0shot

3 жыл бұрын

Waqas Ahmed you’re Americans right ?

"Do you store passwords in plain text or in plain view" legit made me laugh.

@sesanti

3 жыл бұрын

Plain text obviously, it's the best way to store passwords.

@trusty7542

3 жыл бұрын

it made me smile, but "Hmm.. that is a good question.." made me laugh xD i could not agree more, a fabulous question that is xD

@jeschinstad

3 жыл бұрын

Storing passwords in plain text and in plain view is actually a very good idea. That way you can store your passwords anonymously on Google and Wayback and nobody has a clue how to find them, except you. It can be a good idea for things like long-term offline storage, where you're likely to forget your password.

@armanelgtron4533

3 жыл бұрын

@@jeschinstad Ah, right, encryption and hashing are terrible ideas!

@jeschinstad

3 жыл бұрын

@Ok Dude: No, I'm serious. You probably think that a password looks something like a%jK35AD, right? My passwords look like this: «When Stein met my mother, he told a joke that was so boring she ended up not liking him». No keylogger will ever catch that password and it is absolutely impossible to crack. Nobody will ever recognize it as a password, but I will instantly recognize it as such. I will never be able to forget it or what it is the password for. No other living human could understand it. Give me a reason why I shouldn't store something like that in a chatlog, mailing list archive or blog post? The technique is called steganography and has been used successfully for hundreds of years, but has never been more useful than now.

Maybe these dudes need to hack amazon and get themselves some new microphones. I cant understand a damn thing they are saying.

@aprilleerose

3 жыл бұрын

Breadmonster 694 he is way too calm to be on amphetamines

@bidbid5413

3 жыл бұрын

10:00

I could not understand most of what the hacker was saying

@sawyerbuss637

3 жыл бұрын

He encrypts his speech so that nobody can hack it

@j.s.2281

3 жыл бұрын

I'm glad I'm not the only one. Lol

@scotshabalam2432

3 жыл бұрын

Closed Captions either helps or is hilarious when you can't understand people.

@cargo_vroom9729

3 жыл бұрын

I think every one of these guys Kit has talked to sounds like he's so high/drunk he can barely speak.

@TheCumberCoIlective

3 жыл бұрын

I'm in the process of typing this one out because so many people are having trouble understanding them. I'll post it as a comment when I finish. If someone could reply to this so it'll stay in my notifications that would be helpful. Ty

I always envisioned a “hacker” saying “I hacked for him, I was hacking it, the first time I hacked” 😂

@nukiradio

3 жыл бұрын

I'm in!

@witcherjohn3440

3 жыл бұрын

Click click click im in.....damn they got a intense firewall

@A_Ducky

3 жыл бұрын

Everything about this video is so damn epic. Sküle sküle sküle sküle sküle!

my mom just walked in and said "He has FANTASTIC eyebrows"

@watchmeimflying

3 жыл бұрын

That he does

@--Io--

3 жыл бұрын

your mom speaks the truth

@lacyalexander8928

3 жыл бұрын

Cool Mom

@A_Ducky

3 жыл бұрын

Boga Brow appreciation society!

@SeanLaMontagne

3 жыл бұрын

Did you see how he raised his eye brow when the first guy said he's been hacking for 10 years? That's a good eye brow.

the elite hacker didn’t understand your font question because they’re technically called typfaces as any real hacker would know. He has simply spent so much time in the hacking world that he can no longer communicate with layman, how sad.

@spyscy

3 жыл бұрын

😅😹😹

@mikaelafox6106

3 жыл бұрын

Any decent hacker would be able to speak the common layman’s terms as well as hacking terms. He’s obviously a hack.

@chaoticatmos1461

3 жыл бұрын

@@mikaelafox6106 it's a joke

@1lawnmowerfan362

2 жыл бұрын

@@mikaelafox6106 r/whoosh if I’ve ever seen one

@mikaelafox6106

2 жыл бұрын

@@1lawnmowerfan362sorry, I was actually trying to be sarcastic when I wrote that. 🤣😂 I forgot to add emoji. 🤪

Dude, the one guy that couldn’t define LAN... hope he didnt quit his day job 😂

@MEGURMAN

3 жыл бұрын

Doesn't it stand for (L)arge (A)nd (N')charge?

@Mike-wc3jo

3 жыл бұрын

Jared McLain I hope you’re joking

@nez3665

3 жыл бұрын

I'm listening on a crappy speaker... I also work in IT... ... I heard Kit ask "in the world of networking, what is a L A M?" ... and came to the comments crying like... "dafuq is a LAM and why don't I know about it...?!?!" I feel much better now.

@aprilleerose

3 жыл бұрын

I hate having to wait a moment for the ads to be over :/ lul

Best advice I've ever gotten from someone was "just let idiots keep talking, everyone will eventually catch on" and since then it's made detecting bullshit so much easier.

@Curious-Irish-Angel

3 жыл бұрын

Next best advice x3 = If ya feel like ya gotta hire a hacker to keep track of your BF/GF, significant other. 1st. Save yourself from a scam. 2nd. Save the money. 3rd. Spare the dramatics, save time, energy, anxiety and get out of the relationship. It's someone you obviously do not TRUST. 🙄😄👍

8:18 "Whats your favorite blend in java?", that was hilarious :D

@VerrikaEva

3 жыл бұрын

Vishwas Pawar 😂🤣😂🤣😂

@teknowil

3 жыл бұрын

netbeans?

@tomwang3712

3 жыл бұрын

WILNEL he has no IDE what that is.

He doesn't feel safe with Kit knowing he uses Windows 98. 😂

@jeschinstad

3 жыл бұрын

That would actually be rather identifiable, so it would probably be a real concern.

@Claptongurl11

3 жыл бұрын

@@jeschinstad I want to know the hacker that uses Windows 98.

@jeschinstad

3 жыл бұрын

@@Claptongurl11 Sure, but that's a different issue. :)

@One-Crazy-Cat

3 жыл бұрын

I only hack with windows 3.0

The really sad part is, just having a passive interest in computers, I could have answered half of these questions while still knowing nothing about hacking. I can only manipulate data in R.

@MrRailfan

3 жыл бұрын

What size of syringe do you use for sql injections?

@qazxsw21000

3 жыл бұрын

Mr Railfan big ass ones

@TheCumberCoIlective

3 жыл бұрын

Same

@sciencemanguy

3 жыл бұрын

tbh, if you have moderate experience in R, C++, Python, or any other established language, you're "talented" in computers. Unless you're in CS or software engineering, you're good!

These people don’t even seem computer literate. I’d be surprised if they could even get into a chat room.

@Gooner333333333

3 жыл бұрын

they don't seem any kind of literate

Dude sounds like he was playing the "chubby bunny" game before Kit called him and he forgot to take the marshmallows out.

@soylencer

3 жыл бұрын

FIRPH I HOCC WATH cHuDdY DuDdY

@MEGURMAN

3 жыл бұрын

@@soylencer exactly right

@SeanLaMontagne

3 жыл бұрын

Why the fuck is that game universal

@me-dc8pj

3 жыл бұрын

@@SeanLaMontagne Fun

@brunobucciaratiswife

3 жыл бұрын

You just brought me back to my childhood when this challenge was super popular... man I miss being 9

Whenever they fake a US accent, they always sound kinda French Canadian to me lol

@episodenull

3 жыл бұрын

They always sound high as fuck to me.

@Hoodinator17

3 жыл бұрын

episodenull 👳🏿‍♂️👳🏿‍♂️👳🏿‍♂️👳🏿‍♂️👳🏿‍♂️👳🏿‍♂️👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

@Akotski-ys9rr

3 жыл бұрын

Not only do they try to sound American but they try to sound white

@Arizona_lilly

3 жыл бұрын

yes he sounds Candia or even European he sounds goodn

@Arizona_lilly

3 жыл бұрын

how do people do American accent. I wonder

"I'm looking for a rockstar hacker... who has... both front-end, back-end, and side-end experience. Full stack and half stack. I'm looking for someone who understands agile, waterfall, and konami code... I'm looking for someone that has experience doing C, C++, C#, Java, JS, Python, Pearl, Ruby... and preferably someone who... *has a epic haircut i guess?*" Wow job requirements these days for developers are really getting out of hand...

@spyscy

3 жыл бұрын

With 20+ years of experience in all of these 😹😹😹

@vio3366

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

"W-What??" They're so baffled by every question lol

I'm glad you confirmed his bowhunting skills, nunchuk skills, and computer hacking skills. I hear girls are into guys like that.

@Mozza8417

3 жыл бұрын

I wonder if he can do any sweet jumps.. 😁

@sunflower7874

3 жыл бұрын

He's just my type ❤🙈is it true love?

@yes0r787

3 жыл бұрын

I wonder what his favorite animal is?

They don’t even know what kind of computer OS they use. 💀

@lucidm0th

3 жыл бұрын

7:16 He said he was uncomfortable with all these questions. Like how you gonna pretend to be a hacker and not have the most basic computer knowledge. 💀

@StainderFin

3 жыл бұрын

@@lucidm0th i bet they using hours to hack virtual windows and never figured it out it was bogus system

No one though to ask themselves, "If she knows so much, why does she need me?".

A good dictionary has for recursion: - recursion: see recursion

@3.k

3 жыл бұрын

A note that says "Please turn over" on both sides.

@Chillieman

3 жыл бұрын

Now THATS a great way to explain recursion very simply. Wonderful 👏

@lonelyscarygirl

3 жыл бұрын

I hate when dictionaries do this: "Furtherance: act of furthering" EDIT: Typo.

@andylutz3505

3 жыл бұрын

@@lonelyscarygirl same.

"first thing i ever hacked was my school website... crazy days back then"

@abandonthisfate2461

3 жыл бұрын

Didn't consider it hacking but figured a.... Well it probably fits that description somewhat actually. An exploit, so I could play games on the computers in the library or computer class. The IT guy was always pissy but I showed my mates so they never realised it was me. Ahhh the weak constraints of the "Intranet" but so lame we thought we were so damn smart. Hahaha

@spyscy

3 жыл бұрын

Was it a school school school school?

@alexulloa18

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂

I just want to say, that I have stumbled across Kit during lockdown but this one in particular has really touched me. My husband committed suicide last year but he worked in IT support and he loved all things computers. I just know that he would have loved this channel so much. All he did in his spare time was research computers, programming and how to improve. With every question asked in this video I can just imagine his reaction to the answers and he would be howling laughing. So, thanks Kit for making me smile when I think of him and I know that Neil will be watching you and loving your work. Thanks :)

@MrGiovanniPollio

3 жыл бұрын

Hugs from a random stranger on the internet.

@annabasnatural

3 жыл бұрын

@@MrGiovanniPollio thank you ☺️

Lol, asking about hacking the Pentagon was a bold troll move

@CopyrightStruck

3 жыл бұрын

Not really, I mean people who live in the USA and Canada know what the pentagon is but you’ve got to remember that these people are Indians that don’t really grasp US politics or media. You can say your fathers name is George Orwell and your mother’s name is Selena Gomez and they wouldn’t notice anything odd.

@CopyrightStruck

3 жыл бұрын

You could say that you visited Disneyland in Miami, Montana hahaha Or that you visited the California-Texas border 😆

@FumeiYuusha

3 жыл бұрын

@@CopyrightStruck The same is also true in the reverse too. Westerners don't know much about India either in that way....unless you're into watching Bollywood movies and interested in Indian culture, that is....So a person from India could say something random like that too, and a gullible American would believe it most likely.

@water9584

3 жыл бұрын

@@FumeiYuusha The US don't know anything about other countries. Trust me, in Europe you actually DO learn something about other countries. And if you pay attention, you literally know a LOT. History, geography, politics, social and cultural stuff....this shit is kinda normal to us. Only celebrities are something we gotta deal with on our own. Our current topic is India btw.

@FumeiYuusha

3 жыл бұрын

@@water9584 I'm from Europe, and for a long time I believed that US has the same level of education, if not better. Let's just say that some of the worst parts about the world I had to learn on my own. But luckily we have the internet where we can get all the information in the world, true or otherwise...

"I actually use linux!" "what's your favorite distro" "my favorite what??" LOL

@petersamps

3 жыл бұрын

"I use LINUX!" lol!

@qorso

3 жыл бұрын

idk kinda fits with the rule "the way you'll know someone is a linux user is that they'll always remind you that their a linux user"

@thegrandnil764

3 жыл бұрын

@@petersamps I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you're referring to as Linux, is in fact, GNU/Linux, or as I've recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Linux. Linux is not an operating system unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning GNU system made useful by the GNU corelibs, shell utilities and vital system components comprising a full OS as defined by POSIX. Many computer users run a modified version of the GNU system every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of GNU which is widely used today is often called "Linux", and many of its users are not aware that it is basically the GNU system, developed by the GNU Project. There really is a Linux, and these people are using it, but it is just a part of the system they use. Linux is the kernel: the program in the system that allocates the machine's resources to the other programs that you run. The kernel is an essential part of an operating system, but useless by itself; it can only function in the context of a complete operating system. Linux is normally used in combination with the GNU operating system: the whole system is basically GNU with Linux added, or GNU/Linux. All the so-called "Linux" distributions are really distributions of GNU/Linux.

@petersamps

3 жыл бұрын

@@thegrandnil764 ...and you think I didn't know this, because...? :) The scammer couldn't answer the question about the distro, just calling it "Linux" over and over. That was what I was laughing about.

@Sashazur

3 жыл бұрын

AGamingChannel Kinda like vegans!

Me: can't sit and watch a 15min health and safety video for work. Also me: watches hr long kitboga videos back to back.

I’m so early I had to “wait a moment” for the comments to load.

@Hoodinator17

3 жыл бұрын

👳🏿‍♂️just wait a moment👳🏿‍♂️

@marleemeadow1075

3 жыл бұрын

Vait a moment sir

@JoeLewis14

3 жыл бұрын

Do you want me to wait a moment?

They all sound like you woke them up...funny...

@FINNlSH

3 жыл бұрын

They probably scam people non stop, that's why they dont sound interested, just read the script.

@StephVV

3 жыл бұрын

They need Java

@88franko

3 жыл бұрын

@@StephVV i know this joke is gonna go over people's heads but I appreciate it. lol

@killslay

3 жыл бұрын

I think a couple of em might have some kind of opiate addiction by the sound of it, this scam would be how they help to pay for it.

@TheDreadedJuggernaut

3 жыл бұрын

These types of scams aren't common for call centers. They do this all day at strange hours because they take calls around the world. They don't get paid by the hour so they just want to get it done and over with. My favorite scams to call are the love scams. They almost always are freelance, so you can call them at the worst times and they'll still spend at least an hour trying to get money. Just change your voice and call every 4 hours to see how long it takes before the sleep deprivation gets to them.

Last time i was this early a scammer sys keyed my computer and had someone throw me behind the bars

@ludgerkres.1437

3 жыл бұрын

Sometimes if you're lucky you're just behind the bar.

@joshuanorris5860

3 жыл бұрын

@@ludgerkres.1437 lol

@jayc4721

3 жыл бұрын

Behind THE bars !!!

@TheDesperato

3 жыл бұрын

@@ludgerkres.1437 true!

how to be a hacker: apparently drink a lot and sleep 3 hours a day

@alexiasimoes3762

3 жыл бұрын

Nahhhhh, sleep 24 hours a day, this is him sleeptalking

@watfordjc

3 жыл бұрын

I hear* coffee and Red Bull have been replaced by some form of powder. * Source: KZread ads

He doesn’t want to F with Club Penguin 😂😂😂🤣🤣😂😂 I’m dying laughing.

I clicked on the video before getting the message, didnt realize its new and then got messeged during the video, which confused me a lot.

@tntgameplay5075

3 жыл бұрын

ikr

"How do you instantiate an array in c++?" Hacker: "What are you saying?!?"

@louistournas120

3 жыл бұрын

He doesn't understand much. Can't answer a single question.

This is real...I wonder if he's the guy that hacked my sons ruinscape account at least 6-7 times. Oh wait,that was his 10 yr old cousin.

dont do drugs kids, it will ruin your life

@nickevershedmusic8927

3 жыл бұрын

Almost 20 and will never touch drugs

@Otzkar

3 жыл бұрын

Telling people not to take drugs will never work. It's important that if people decide to take drugs they look them up first, know all the risks accociated with them and take them responsibly.

@mmaybee4379

3 жыл бұрын

NickEvershedMusic as long as u ain’t immature and can control it ur fine. Guess u a 🤡 tho

@GabrielAlcala956

3 жыл бұрын

I do a ton of drugs and look at me now!

@hungryhikaru

3 жыл бұрын

Drugs aren't the only thing that's ruining life, sometimes loneliness can also ruin your and other people's life

Refreshing hearing a different accent.

@nick4k539

3 жыл бұрын

Lol it is

@AllThingsIzzyTTV

3 жыл бұрын

AxxL wait, you’re still around?

@rekanpayne6606

3 жыл бұрын

@@AxxLAfriku just wait a moment

@zigzagjr05

3 жыл бұрын

@@AxxLAfriku wut

@KiraMac123

3 жыл бұрын

AxxL haven’t seen u in a MINUTE

Them saying "baby" its so cringy...

@cannedcoochie6828

3 жыл бұрын

“Ah ha ha I don’t why I called u baby 😼”

Edna should solicit hackers to hack Mildred’s computer for that “secret ingredient” in Millie’s Swedish Meatballs (Meh Meatballs IMO) she always brings to the church fellowship & everyone raves about, overshadowing her Edna’s Famous Four Ingredient Organic Flourless Fat Free Oven Baked Fried Chicken. 😂👍

Idk but your videos are like sleeping pills for me, I play one and listen till I fall asleep😁 good job man.

@ericlindesay1459

3 жыл бұрын

Can't tell if this is a compliment or an insult

@libe3846

3 жыл бұрын

I do the exact same! funny

@peagames2002

3 жыл бұрын

I myself fall asleep with Project Zomboid playthroughs, ngl. At least he has something that helps him fall asleep.

@MirelaVogue

3 жыл бұрын

Same. I found his voice calming cuz other vloggers and streamers scream like crazy thinking loud is funny

@joshuanorris5860

3 жыл бұрын

@@ericlindesay1459 lol yee i thought it was insult at first too xD On a side note these "hackers" sound like they are high on sleeping pills, or rather low. Lol

"it was not like a school school school school"

"How often do you scam people?" - the destruction after the prolonged humiliation! I love it! Excellent choice for closing Kitboga! Keep up the the entertaining scammer destruction. You're incredible!

When the teacher in grade school asks a question in class the to kid that has no idea what's going on and he is trying to come up with an answer

If these are dark web hackers I feel a lot more comfortable about the safety of my data

Mr Mumbles The Hacker. Who needs consonants?

@RHR-221b

3 жыл бұрын

o ee ooa? 😎

@riamisu

3 жыл бұрын

@@RHR-221b bing bing walla walla bing bang

The thing that got me the most is when he struggled with figuring out what LAN was.

Reminds me of my first programming job interview

@spyscy

3 жыл бұрын

That’s rough buddy 😹😹

@ArtemusXi

3 жыл бұрын

Definitely the question about instantiating arrays. lol

@paintedcrow

3 жыл бұрын

@@ArtemusXi "cAn YoU iNvErT a BiNaRy TrEe?" "I thought this position was for front-end web development?" "Well CAN YOU?"

@tiralu

3 жыл бұрын

True.. some of mine where excactly the same as well LUL

He’s uncomfortable because he was using Windows 95’ instead of 98’.

For some reason the way these guys talk triggers me. Like reaches deep into my soul and brings out all the frustration. I have no clue why, but I can't stand listening to them.

@adolin.kholin

3 жыл бұрын

as someone with misophonia i feel this 😅

@charlesn.2881

3 жыл бұрын

@@adolin.kholin you probably shouldn't eat soup while using the phone.

@adolin.kholin

3 жыл бұрын

Charles N. wow, a joke about a mental disorder, and not even a funny one, good job!

@turoreal

3 жыл бұрын

@@charlesn.2881 I laughed at that joke haha

@99krispin

3 жыл бұрын

Juniper Honey snowflake

Did one of those guys just basically go "I grew up in India so you know I'm legit"

The subtitles are crazy 😂👍 5:11 " it wasn't like a schools cruise call"

@aprilleerose

3 жыл бұрын

They are great lol

“Ok, so language is something you use...” I love Nevaeh!!

"It wasn't like a *school, scoo scoo scoo schoollll* " 5:02 mans is rappin

@alexiasimoes3762

3 жыл бұрын

The ting go skrrrrraaaa

@kristinaiskrazzy

3 жыл бұрын

Alexia Simões PA-POP POP POP POP

@cannedcoochie6828

3 жыл бұрын

Feels like he tryna sound hip

"What's the fastest way to format my video card, FAT32 or rundll?" - I did tech support for 6 years, and I got a lot of infuriatingly pointless questions, but that one would have sent me over the edge. Also: Omicron Perseii 8 ?? You're killing me!

LAN has so many definitions it's so hard to remember then all

@uppymcdowny58

3 жыл бұрын

You really asking me that simple question?

"for SQL injections, what size syringes do you use?" lmao

@cerealrakist7360

3 жыл бұрын

Lmfao 😂

@jonathankuruppu8630

3 жыл бұрын

We all know the 8 bit syringe is the way 😂😂

4:32 "They actually rutted with my thumbs." 6:15 "The pants are gone??" 7:50 "I use that to loot some harps" 12:57 "I actually make cheese, oh, and lean eggs are part of the system." 14:51 "Yeah, I'm from Leatherhead."

@aprilleerose

3 жыл бұрын

That’s pretty much what my captions said too lol

@TheCumberCoIlective

3 жыл бұрын

I cannot unhear them this way now. Thanks for that

Pretty dope to see you posting more often. I've been watching these for a couple of years and turning people onto how addictive your channel is to binge-watch

Kitboga upload at evening/night: Kalm Kitboga upload at morning/afternoon: Panik

You are one of my favorite scambaiters that I can literally click the like button (like I just did now) even five seconds into your video just because already I liked that you put another video out!!! and out of all the times I've done that with your amazing videos I have literally never had to click the like button back off!!! Okay got to go now I'm only 5 seconds into your video and I want to watch the rest now!!! lol

@TheCumberCoIlective

3 жыл бұрын

Hahaha same

It's always weird how these amateurs think they can get away with the act in this day and age. Until the ~mid 90's perhaps, you could. But the relative amount of people since then with at least a sufficient understanding of CS / IT has grown to the point where you're not gonna impress anyone with outrageous claims and fabricated tech-babble.

"For SQL injection what kind of syringe size do you use?" - like what the hell, why do they flout these questions?

that one guy really went on a tangent about there being too many definitions for LAN instead of just googling it

@TheCumberCoIlective

3 жыл бұрын

Light Array Now Laser Account Notice Laughing All Night Losers At Networking Lame A** Nerf Local Area Network Low Arrest Numbers Look At Nothing Leela Acts Nonchalant Luke Attacks Naboo London Assesses Nukes Learning And kNowledge Last Actual Number

@watchmeimflying

3 жыл бұрын

I turned into hermionie on this one like OH oHhh pick me I know

I wonder how kit would react if one of these "hackers" started explaining, in great detail, the answer to every one of his questions.

@TheCumberCoIlective

3 жыл бұрын

That would have been awesome ngl. And the reaction probably would have been priceless. I thought he was gonna bust an organ trying not to crack up during this one

This guy made my brain hurt with how slurred his words were. I couldn't understand half the things he said.

The first hacker sounded like he was trying to seem all edgy and "underground" but you straight up just did a run of the mill job interview 😂😂

"One of the guys I talked to uses 98"

You should have had an actual programmer as well to compare how the questions SHOULD have been answered.

@TheCumberCoIlective

3 жыл бұрын

That would have been awesome

@ArtemusXi

3 жыл бұрын

What does LAN stand for? Local Area Network How do you instantiate an array in C++? int arr[2] = {1,2} What's your favorite distro for Linux? Ubuntu but Kali Linux has a lot of "hacker-esque" tools out of the box What's the difference between bubble sort and merge sort? I haven't had to do this stuff since college but bubble sort loops through a list and compares two adjacent values and arranges them in order. It'll continue to loop through this list until it finds it's in proper order. Merge divides a list in two, then divides those by two, and so on until the entire list is broken down into single item arrays. Then begins to compare the values and puts them in the proper order then combines them. It'll repeat this process until it results it's the original list in a sorted order. Say some languages that you know.. Java, JavaScript, NodeJs, Python, C, Perl and a I do a lot of bash scripting. The difference between UDP and TCP The main difference is TCP is lossless meaning data transferred over this protocol is validated to have been received before the next piece is sent (think when you download a file, every bit of information has to be transferred or else the file will not be complete and thus corrupt) This is the benefit of TCP, to guarantee that data is transferred in the correct order and to it's entirety. You use it when receiving every piece of data is CRUCIAL i.e. downloading files. UDP on the other hand doesn't care if data is transferred, it'll continue to send packets even if the last piece wasn't confirmed, this is why UDP is used for voice and video like on Skype or Zoom. You ever noticed someone cuts out when theres a bad connection but then it returns? This is because UDP continues to send data whether or not the last piece of data was received successfully. I'm using high level terms here to get the point across, this can all be very complicated if you dive into it. I'm a software developer of 7 years.

@vio3366

3 жыл бұрын

@@ArtemusXi Good answer!!

@paintedcrow

3 жыл бұрын

TCP: Knock knock! Client: Who's there? TCP: Packet! Client: Packet who? TCP: Packet 1, are you ready for 2? UDP: Knock knock! Client: Who's there? UDP: Packet! Client: Pa-- UDP: Packet packet packet packet packet packet packet packet pack-- *this is just a dumb joke, but it's traditional--someone had to make it.

@breakingaustin

3 жыл бұрын

@@ArtemusXi Nicely done!

Lol I'm putting that on my LinkedIn "Senior Half-Stack Developer"

@justynak.6686

3 жыл бұрын

Don't forget about front/back/side-end xD

@3.k

3 жыл бұрын

@@justynak.6686 When watching the vido, I thought that side-end is a nice euphemism for hacking, actually. xD

@charljrhode2

3 жыл бұрын

Side end was my favourite

OK, this you should continue doing. It's hilarious and interesting to see what they actually do and don't know. I also love when they exclaim; "The whaaa?".

only 1 guy owns the whole internet thats Jim Browning he hacks the hackers

@88franko

3 жыл бұрын

Jim completely destroys scammers. They probably have nightmares of his voice telling them their real name and where they are. lol

@dinonatorful

3 жыл бұрын

@@88franko unlike shitboga, who just toys with em

@Hoodinator17

3 жыл бұрын

purp frogs D:

@TheDesperato

3 жыл бұрын

Nah.. he aint a hacker.. u donno what hacking is... Keep it running ya

@ziarmex6167

3 жыл бұрын

You say that because he is the only "hacker" who has a youtube channel

I used Linux in our company. We had at that time 3,000+ people logged in. I went to our Mail room (not my desk one) and logged in. I knew the system and words to use. Next to the terminal was "A Linux book for dummy's" (mail room dummy's), on page 3 was "Wall". I typed "Wall" then "test", the phone rang and our "System Controller" said my name "What did you do"? I said Page 3 said "Wall", so I tried it? 3,000 people just saw a "split screen and the word test on the right screen". Linda was pissed she didn't read the "Book for Dummy's" and said "I need to remove this command", likely she got a phone call too. I was laughing for weeks, so glad I only said "Test", no one called me in, HAHA. And before this all happened a 14 year old boy hacked our message board, leaving his comments after he read weeks of our postings. Linda was responsible for this too. Crazy Day's back then, but what fun it was. So what company was this? My avatar I use should give you the clue. Where did Linda find another job you ask? Well she worked for "Mythbusters" and is listed the in the credits - associate producer / coordinating producer / producer (193 episodes, 2004-2014) ────────────────────░███░ ───────────────────░█░░░█░ ──────────────────░█░░░░░█░ ─────────────────░█░░░░░█░ ──────────░░░───░█░░░░░░█░ ─────────░███░──░█░░░░░█░ ───────░██░░░██░█░░░░░█░ ──────░█░░█░░░░██░░░░░█░ ────░██░░█░░░░░░█░░░░█░ ───░█░░░█░░░░░░░██░░░█░ ──░█░░░░█░░░░░░░░█░░░█░ ──░█░░░░░█░░░░░░░░█░░░█░ ──░█░░█░░░█░░░░░░░░█░░█░ ─░█░░░█░░░░██░░░░░░█░░█░ ─░█░░░░█░░░░░██░░░█░░░█░ ─░█░█░░░█░░░░░░███░░░░█░ ░█░░░█░░░██░░░░░█░░░░░█░ ░█░░░░█░░░░█████░░░░░█░ ░█░░░░░█░░░░░░░█░░░░░█░ ░█░█░░░░██░░░░█░░░░░█░ ─░█░█░░░░░████░░░░██░ ─░█░░█░░░░░░░█░░██░█░ ──░█░░██░░░██░░█░░░█░ ───░██░░███░░██░█░░█░ ────░██░░░███░░░█░░░█░ ──────░███░░░░░░█░░░█░ ──────░█░░░░░░░░█░░░█░ ──────░█░░░░░░░░░░░░█░ ──────░█░░░░░░░░░░░░░█░ ──────░█░░░░░░░░░░░░░█░

@user-xj3qx4di3e

3 жыл бұрын

Thats awesome

@jonaha6101

3 жыл бұрын

I would read but cnat be bothered and I hope u copy pasted that thumbs up cos that would've taken hours if u didnt

@Otzkar

3 жыл бұрын

Line breaks aren't continuous from PC to mobile you need to be a better hacker

@starchaser2489

3 жыл бұрын

@@jonaha6101 ascii art, it takes a little bit of clean-up to make it work here on KZread.

@starchaser2489

3 жыл бұрын

@Joe Al Discovery channel, whats your question?

My man needs to spit out the jellybeans while he's talking I can't understand a god damn word he's saying

I really like educational value in these. Like every time you asked a question I was trying to answer them aswell. The hackers beat me to it every time though

TCP has a handshake, UDP "shoves it right in". Ahem. Bubblesort: if x Me? Gosh, I know.. Logo and um... C64 Basic.. and er.. Greatest skills? Napoleon Dynamite skills.

Your job description at 18:30 sounds like 90% of entry level programming job descriptions

This is hilarious when you actually know IT. Trust me it's one of the best Kitboga videos. These guys are less than high school level IT knowledge. They pretend and use gibberish to hide their ignorance. Obviously they resort to scamming because they can't get a legit job.

@A_Ducky

3 жыл бұрын

I don't know anything about IT and it's still one of the most epic videos ever. Sküle & bubble sort.

Love these videos so much. Whenever I'm experiencing insomnia I pop one on and just let autoplay take me to sleep with angry scammers. It's such a sweet lullaby

I am so sorry it's taken me so long to find your channel, but it is one of the greatest discoveries of 2020.

FAT32 to format a video card memory. Very good one! 😂😂😂

Just for the record - Kit Boga in Polish means something like "God's BullS..t"? And actually Kit may be colloquially translated as lie, hoax, fraud or ... scam - so Kit Boga is more or less God's Scam ...

@kpr4225

3 жыл бұрын

This is a total conincidence, but I came to the same exact conclusion in another video comment section of his and I'm just happy someone else noticed this as well!

"Omicron persei 8" This line took me way back to when Futurama was life!

This vid helped so much with my Comp Sci final, thank you!

"What wha???? The what???" Ah yes, a true professional

I remember being a freshman in high school 10 years ago, 2010-ish. I might be misremembering but, I feel like smartphones weren't that .. idk mainstream yet ? At the very least, not to be hacking into ? I had a Sidekick, the one that slid up the screen to show a keyboard beneath it but, still had a half-way decent touch screen. It wasn't a current day smartphone, that's for sure.

@Mr.Rogers91

3 жыл бұрын

I kinda miss the simplicity of the sidekick and the Blackberry.

@oceangrove4983

3 жыл бұрын

"hi i'm zeroshiki and this is my TED talk"

@meemilie4732

3 жыл бұрын

The only mainstream technology piece I remember from that early was the iPod touch 6th gen back in 2013

@cheese..wizard

3 жыл бұрын

I graduated in 2010. I remember halfway thru senior year my buddy pulled out the original Droid, it had a slide out keyboard similar to the sidekick, and that shit blew my mind apparently since I still remember that moment so clearly. Thanks Yuri

@prairiepanda

3 жыл бұрын

Apparently Instagram started in 2010...but I certainly don't remember anyone using it back then

Whoah that was scary ..... I was happily plodding away on Krita doing a digital painting of someone licking a colorado river toad ... as you do .... and you signed off saying happy painting .... made my bum twitch :o)~

That job description was hilarious. "Side-end" and "Konami code" 🤣🤣🤣

It’s the middle of the night when they scam because it’s day time here. Some of them were asleep when they get calls.

"Oh, so language is something you use, alright..."

Omg I love this interview please make 2 part

it makes me so happy to see kitboga actually has tech knowledge and isn't just asking random irrelevant questions, that hes able to actually ask stupid simple questions that ANY "hacker" would know off the top of their head without missing a beat.