I feel like I missed a huge opportunity to ask for an ICUP address... Full *unedited* version of the call is on my second channel: kzread.info/dash/bejne/ZKxqmJeydrXadc4.html

@TAYZER_

3 жыл бұрын

First comment

@DDKidsPlace

3 жыл бұрын

lol

@ariancuban1552

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah you did

@banber1010

3 жыл бұрын

Haha! No kidding huh

@jonmeltzer1361

3 жыл бұрын

Two scammers ... one ICUP

"You don't have to be embarrassed, only like 9,000 people heard it" Yea, try 1.3M now.

@PersiusKane

Жыл бұрын

that's what i was thinking

@BiPolarBear128

Жыл бұрын

as of today , 20.03.2023 40 thousand have seen it .-)

@joergl562

11 ай бұрын

@@BiPolarBear128 ...and now 1.4 MILLIONS!😆

@jenniferschronk5178

2 ай бұрын

1.5M now!! 😂

@The_Sage_of_Six_Paths

2 ай бұрын

@@jenniferschronk5178 so nobody watched it more than once?

I love scammer fails. One called me up for a tax fraud scam but when he answered the phone he said "this is microsoft" and I just said "wrong script dude". He was baffled he said "sorry what?" I told him "wrong script, you are supposed to be pretending to be ATO (Australian taxation office)" He just said "Fuuuuuck" and hung up. I lost it

@DragonsREpic

2 жыл бұрын

OMG XD wow i bet he feels fuckin stupid LOL

@zakkholguin3942

2 жыл бұрын

That's fucking hilarious.

@theresaspiglaninmitchell3766

2 жыл бұрын

Love it

@ashdavidson1808

2 жыл бұрын

That's awesome!

@aplasticbag6222

2 жыл бұрын

@@KL005 Most phone scammers who call the US are indian.

The McCafe joke was great but totally lost on them.

@lindaf114

2 жыл бұрын

"Do you get tendys?" 😭

@MPbmfm

2 жыл бұрын

I love to go to McCafe, they serve the best... BS!

@LeeDee5

Жыл бұрын

It's s good that they never know he's talking about McDonalds.

@nadineamanda3446

Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@Bailemos888

Жыл бұрын

Understandable

The bits where he inserts himself in a classroom taking notes and learning stuff get me everytime

@kookoothebirdgirl1

2 жыл бұрын

But his head is always so much bigger than everyone else’s, so he really looks a bit freakish! So funny!

@zeusmasterson4117

2 жыл бұрын

Whose picture is on the classroom wall? I just can’t tell!

@kevinbrown9032

2 жыл бұрын

Haha yeah and the "beautiful mind" floating equations

@Danibobani4

Жыл бұрын

That’s what cracks me up too

Good excuse: "I was running the sink while making tea" Bad excuse: "I was watching a video of someone peeing"

@friendlyjapanesebusinesswoman

3 жыл бұрын

ikr

@NerdnetCA

3 жыл бұрын

"Well you see, I was watching a video of someone peeing, as I normally do on Sunday afternoons, when all of a sudden...."

@connerstibich1409

3 жыл бұрын

W

@HeenaPatel253

3 жыл бұрын

smedrick yeah.

@ShaynaDomina

3 жыл бұрын

I really needed him to watch a video of someone washing their hands.

I’m new here and wanted to say the “just wait a moment” intro is gold.

@ladyvader3173

3 жыл бұрын

So many quotable moments and meltdowns on this channel

@inditaavila3697

3 жыл бұрын

He'll yeah I love it absolutely unbelievable that intro it's 💯 dope five stars VIP intro u deserves a million dollars cash just for the intro

@rebeccahopkins9522

3 жыл бұрын

Every time I watch one of these videos that song gets stuck in my head. It’s so catchy, I think he could actually make it into a real gem of a song, full of satirical catchphrase lyrics such as “just do one thing”, “yes ma’am” “who told you to do that?!”, “you will get each and everything”, “do you want your money?!”, “no, No, NO!”, don’t worry about it”, “are you touching your computer?!”, “DO NOT TOUCH YOUR COMPUTER!!”, “5 Apple cards, 100 each!!”, “ARE YOU CRAZY? ARE YOU MAD?!”, Do you know Target??”, “Tell them it’s for a your personal use!”😂❤️Think it would be phenomenal 😂🤣

@Felivii

3 жыл бұрын

With the live streams, I always get pumped when that plays, that's when you know it's starting! :D

@isairuiz461

3 жыл бұрын

Lololol

I love his one eyebrow that pops up above his glasses. 😂🤨💙

@MrPaultopp

3 жыл бұрын

They move like caterpillars

@midnightrose220

2 жыл бұрын

I read your comment then I looked up at 22:02 It was perfect timing 😂😂I couldn’t stop laughing

@bootsybadger

2 жыл бұрын

@Brittney Irvine I'm thinking of starting a fan club for his left eyebrow. I'll be the Chair but you can be treasurer if you like!

@lypscratch

2 жыл бұрын

That eyebrow always makes me chuckle.

@StefanyAlvarez

2 жыл бұрын

She's really sassy

"only like 9000 people heard it, so you don't have to be embarrassed" 1.3M views

When a scammer reveals their I Pee address publicly.

@RickSatan

3 жыл бұрын

i only play fortnite my mom buys me other games but i dont play them!

@compilations756

3 жыл бұрын

@@RickSatan wrong reply section?

@anthonybell3196

3 жыл бұрын

@@compilations756 shut up Satan.

@compilations756

3 жыл бұрын

@@anthonybell3196 no you

@anthonybell3196

3 жыл бұрын

@@compilations756 or what?? Devil!!!

We're all laughing at how he made a silly mistake and got embarrassed, almost like a normal person, then Kitboga was like, "oh, he tried to destroy my computer at the end there btw" and I remembered why you never feel sorry for a scammer.

@Rise65487

Жыл бұрын

It's actually pretty impressive how they can always somehow betray your expectations of them whenever you start considering them as human beings again I've watched a lot of thoses videos, and not only the ones of Kit And to this day I can count on my hand the number of scammers that let me think "oh, it's just some hooman with a unfortunately awful work" I think you have more chances to win the lottery than find a human-being among them subhuman garbage-peoples

@mochabearry

Жыл бұрын

@@Rise65487 Excellent way to put it.

@thegaminghero2201

Жыл бұрын

@@Rise65487 Wow calling indians "them subhuman garbage-peoples" was INCREDIBLY racist dude...

@Rise65487

Жыл бұрын

​@@thegaminghero2201 oh no, he correctly saw through my veil of legitimate targeted hate! for most peoples, they will read my use of "them" as lingo to target profesionnals-scammers working in groups, but to the decerning eye of "thegaminghero", profesionnal youtube-commenter, he immediately identified racism despite never having mentionned ethnicity or nationalities once! my cover is blown! *jump out of window*

@Onlyoneway.

11 ай бұрын

@@Rise65487 😂😉

I always thought Kit just pronounced MacAfee as "mc café". I didn't realize he was doing it as a joke this whole time until now

@Gingers4u1

2 жыл бұрын

I say mack a fee?

@Isnapthesky

2 жыл бұрын

Make-a-fee

@shanny4306

2 жыл бұрын

Love the words he uses all the time,,,,,,,so clever,you must pay attention to catch all of his inside jokes with us,,,,,,God bless him 💨💨🕊🕊🙏🏼🕊🕊 🌈❤️👵🏻🇨🇦

@heysassafras

2 жыл бұрын

Nobody wants to get scammed out their money AND McDonald's points, I mean... dayum. They can take my eleventy seven dollars BUT THEY CAN NEVER TAKE MY FREE ICED COFFEEEEEE

@la73sh19

2 жыл бұрын

That's how the scammer pronounces it.

“Sam” “anella”...I don’t even think that guy caught what you were saying lol. Salmonella im dead 💀 🤣🤣

@Tasoq

2 жыл бұрын

You should have cooked that chicken!

@exoltik3199

2 жыл бұрын

Also thought Sam O'Nella 😂

@louieberg2942

2 жыл бұрын

These scammers can't even notice Gull & Bull Bank, where their security is none of your concern and you're assisted by the digital assistant called Robin Bhankes.

@inlandempress4587

2 жыл бұрын

at all 🤣🤣🤣

@abbynormal4740

2 жыл бұрын

😂🤣 That guy shouldn't "B. cereus" so much... Otherwise, he might have gotten the joke 😉😆😂🤣😁

“Are you comfortable with me using the sounds of you urinating all over the internet?” “Mhm”

@AmberbubblesX

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@matrixfull

3 жыл бұрын

is that gonna be part of new intro? XDDDDD "Just wait a moment" and then pee sounds XDDD

@s0lastsummer7

3 жыл бұрын

@@matrixfull 😂 I hope he also uses someone's "NONONONO. OH, NONONONO." I sing it to myself when they say that tbh 🤣

@GreenglassT

3 жыл бұрын

I was so goddam high writing this comment I was laughing my ass off watching this

@JH24820

3 жыл бұрын

Trent Geiger had a team brief about fifty of us stood in a huddle the manager doing the brief had is walkie talkie in hand next thing we know farts were ripping up the frequency a little wimpier here and there in between then a hallelujah at the end....it turned out what we heard was the sexy head manager taking a shit accidentally left the walkie talkie laying down button pressed,

I love how his “explanations” for the noise are so much worse than just admitting you forgot to mute while on the toilet LOL

@zombiefinatic7033

3 жыл бұрын

How to go from 100 to 1000 Say not that you didnt mute but that you were watching a public video of a client going to the bathroom. What a cover, that will get them.

@thomascasey8171

3 жыл бұрын

Apologies ma'am I taking a dumper. Ok so where were we.

@EgonSorensen

3 жыл бұрын

He's so full of it that **'it is coming out of both ends

@SpydersByte

3 жыл бұрын

@@zombiefinatic7033 lol I was thinking the exact same thing :D

@SpydersByte

3 жыл бұрын

@@thomascasey8171 lmao, nearly spit out my drink laughing at "taking a dumper" :'D

How you can drag the scammers along in a charade without laughing hysterically is truly a gifted skill

@sarahhumphreys3980

2 жыл бұрын

Yes I wish I could do what he does.

@kevinbrown9032

2 жыл бұрын

When he does have to laugh, luckily he has the mute button.

@thotpolice3897

Жыл бұрын

If you do it enough you get desensitized

I like how you make facial expressions as if you are a real victim while trying not to laugh.

@stupidmango4036

Жыл бұрын

He could put on plays to teach elderly people, with all the disgusting phrases bleeped out, to help them remember how to recognize scams, and for kids too cus they sadly aren't watched over most times

@Forevergreenclover

4 ай бұрын

Rinoa Poison too. Shes such a good actress. She has a video where she pretends to be a gambling addict who gambles away all the refund money. Her gestures and facial expressions in that one is really impressive. Not to mention the who gambling premise is hilarious. Check her out if you enjoy kitboga’s style. She doesn’t get the love she deserves.

Bro, I work at a financial institution, and today I had a lady call in and go through exactly the same stuff you deal with every day. I am so thankful I have been able to watch you channel, cuz I knew exactly how to help this woman. They remoted in to her computer, blanked the screen and used her own funds to transfer and claim it was a "refund", and then pressured and demanded her to send them money and even tried the whole gift card bit. Damn. I was so happy that she called in and that I was able to take the call. Just felt incline to leave a comment and hope that you would see how valuable this sort of stuff is, even if your channel is mainly about screwing with these guys. Thanks!

@stopgotdamndeletingmycomme8642

3 жыл бұрын

Thats great!keep doing wat ur doing!

@cash_fly1615

3 жыл бұрын

❤️

@UltraGamma25

3 жыл бұрын

You are a hero

@twinbot2

3 жыл бұрын

You're a good person

@Itemtotem

3 жыл бұрын

first it is about raising awareness second it is about protecting others from their talons third it is to waste their time 4 he is good at and seems to enjoy it

Kitboga: "IP." Scammer: "I pee."

@Curious-Irish-Angel

3 жыл бұрын

My real name is I.P Freely. I don't find any of this funny. 🤣😆🤣😆🤣😆🤣

@popycute13

3 жыл бұрын

@@Curious-Irish-Angel either your parents are comedians or they just hate u

@Curious-Irish-Angel

3 жыл бұрын

@@popycute13 Maybe both 🤔😆

@dearest_fawn

3 жыл бұрын

why doesnt this have more likes??!!

@UltraGamma25

3 жыл бұрын

@@Curious-Irish-Angel Are you serious??

I hate when the scammer's IQ is way below the level of picking up jokes.

Oh my God I'm crying laughing so hard. "No that was a customer watching a KZread video of someone taking a pee." HAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHA

he literally could have said 'i was pouring a glass of water' and moved on omfg

@logarithmmm

3 жыл бұрын

it's probably a combination of just being done with it and having to make up a reason on the spot. they just said "fuck it" and let it beeeeeee

@julzmusic8708

3 жыл бұрын

@@logarithmmm reading that comment and literally all that came to mind was ‘let it go, let it go, can’t hold it back anymore’ 😂 which fits in a way I never ever thought it would.

@Saranda4787

3 жыл бұрын

"Literally"? That word is so worn out.

@Jennasaur

3 жыл бұрын

@@Saranda4787 ur worn out biss

@strawberrymilk5211

3 жыл бұрын

@@Saranda4787 ok??

His "I PEE" address was confidential

@JH24820

3 жыл бұрын

Political Foolishness ex used to leave skids in her knickers to stop me sniffing little did she know I loved to brown nose her

@dirtydan9785

3 жыл бұрын

But the North Koreans made it public.

@freyallarganswald4746

3 жыл бұрын

👍🤣

@zak6093

3 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@user-nf4hd8bq2y

3 жыл бұрын

It's public now. 🤣

I love that you mute to explain things to us that have no clue about computers.

Kit's fake laugh makes me anxious he will give it away, but the scammers are totally tools 😂

What I didn’t hear: The sounds associated with him washing his hands. So...🤮

@coffeemakerbottomcracked

3 жыл бұрын

India

@rocknrolla1211

3 жыл бұрын

Ewww

@chucklebutt4470

3 жыл бұрын

@@coffeemakerbottomcracked Y'know, I really do try to not generalize like A BILLION people but... At least he was using a toilet.

@billionaire9374

3 жыл бұрын

Thts nasty af

@coffeemakerbottomcracked

3 жыл бұрын

@@chucklebutt4470 Yeah. Toilet. Wow.

When this guy says "IP" he speaks the truth.

@letmesleep6056

3 жыл бұрын

This is gold ahahaaaaa

@ember9361

2 жыл бұрын

@@letmesleep6056 and so is-- .. you know what nvm lol

@MeowwwPurrrr

Жыл бұрын

Hahaha! Good one!!!

@KrystynaJ

Жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣

402 dislikes are from all the scammers he got in the past.

@xiamdamagedx

5 ай бұрын

I wish they never took away the ability to see dislikes😭

I love how he asks him if he can keep his points and the scanner totally ignores it just for the script it's so inhuman like an AI in games.

Its 10 times better to admit you're PEEING than to say that you're WATCHING someone pee! How disgusting... both ways...

@dennisrhoten4201

2 жыл бұрын

Omg I shouldn’t be reading this yet. I can’t wait to get to this part

@WillowJordan1979

Жыл бұрын

The weird thing is, this wasn't the only time. One scammer told him he's in the bathroom and Kit asked number one or two, and the scammer said one, "Do you want me to go number two?" I think that one was enjoying the situation. At least this guy was embarrassed.

@ace.l.w

6 ай бұрын

@@WillowJordan1979that’s so weird and horrifying! Like, sir, keep your fetish out of your scamming business smh

Next Video: Scammer attempts to scam a "millionaire" - Show them a bank account with 8 million and when they want 3000 USD act like its nothing and watch them get excited. Tell them when they fix your computer you'll tip them 5000 dollars personally so they'll want to act nice and treat them like garbage until they break. lol

@shannon8315

3 жыл бұрын

At the end her drug cartel son wants to deliver all the money personally.

@familyaccount8927

3 жыл бұрын

Shannon this is hilarious

@yisels5133

3 жыл бұрын

A person with this amount of money in their bank account may have an assistant. You can also act like you are their assistant or something. Idk

@nicolesanderson8757

3 жыл бұрын

1000% that type of person has an assistant. They dont waste their time dealing with that stuff.

@natashahall-baran967

3 жыл бұрын

Yess plz do this!!!

This is too funny, I had a scammer on the line for abt 10 minutes , but then I blew it by laughing. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@zeusmasterson4117

2 жыл бұрын

I know I would. It takes practice and a good command of the mute button, I think. But keep at it! Even 10 minutes is time the scammers can’t spend abusing the elderly. These videos inspired me to try taking scam calls, not because I’ll be good at it, but because every little bit helps.

@rollmops3113

2 жыл бұрын

@@zeusmasterson4117 yeah, same with me. Even if I can just waste half an hour of their time, then that's awesome!

@georgewagner7787

2 жыл бұрын

You need to mute b4 laughing

They literally don’t care at all 😂 You can tell them a nice story about yourself or tell them how you’re feeling and they just fake laugh and say “hahaha” OK MAM!!! NOW YOU HAVE TO GO AHEADDDD AND DO THIS!!!!! 😂😂😂

@Gunsandjewels

Жыл бұрын

"lets proceed with taking your money from you"

He could've EASILY said "I was pouring a glass of water". Easy thing to excuse. No effort. But that would require a scammer to have brains.

@epicsgamingchannel7556

3 жыл бұрын

That’s even how Kit made it sound like he was peeing as a character once, lol.

@s0lastsummer7

3 жыл бұрын

@@epicsgamingchannel7556 I remember that one, it was Edna and she was having issues keeping a steady stream going 🤣🤣🤣

@StudioYami

3 жыл бұрын

@@epicsgamingchannel7556 Precisely!

@MichaelPerepelitsa

3 жыл бұрын

s0lastsummer7 hilarious! I remember that one, remember which video it was by any chance?😂

@cxmfordinner5151

3 жыл бұрын

@@MichaelPerepelitsa i wanna know too

The sheer sexual tension between Kitboga and a peeing tech support scammer Truly powerful

@anti_fragile

3 жыл бұрын

someone write a fanfic

@cupajoe99

3 жыл бұрын

lee yuna Don’t tempt me

@JohnDoe-ij8gy

3 жыл бұрын

@@cupajoe99 *tempts you*

@user-bz3xo4kr5v

2 жыл бұрын

oh no..

@DieEineMieze

2 жыл бұрын

Reported to the authorites, all of you.

"Hi Peeter" 😂 Lol, how do you come up with so many jokes? You're a natural showman!

Anytime a scammer says “okay,” you know he’s lying

@StarchildSixx

Жыл бұрын

Yes even scambaiting them via messaging too 😂 they’re so full of crap.

@stupidmango4036

Жыл бұрын

They don't even listen their brains are so rotted. A second before you finish a question they say yes then back-peddle so fast

'Only 9000 people heard you pee' 4 months later... 'only 555000 people heard you pee' 🤣

@JenA2145

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@alexwareham8005

3 жыл бұрын

600k plus now 💀

@Doodfood.

2 жыл бұрын

Alex Wareham 800k+ now

@allianyt

2 жыл бұрын

858,208 people*

@sukai121

2 жыл бұрын

865k now! 🤣

The nastiest thing about him going to pee is that you know he didn’t wash his hands. 🤢

@noah_farmer

2 жыл бұрын

He wasn’t peeing. He was obviously watching a KZread video of someone peeing. A scammer would never lie.

@zeusmasterson4117

2 жыл бұрын

@@noah_farmer And that’s waaaaay less weird than just doing what every living person does regularly... 😂

@Bajanprince67

2 жыл бұрын

@@MidwestFarmToys I don’t know where you got that percentage from. Speak for yourself bro. Lmao

@Bajanprince67

2 жыл бұрын

@@MidwestFarmToys Naw I’m good. You’re nasty as hell

@Bajanprince67

2 жыл бұрын

@@MidwestFarmToys You call me washing my hands after I pee, living in a bubble? Lmao okay there buddy. Get off your high horse. Neither of us would ever even know who’s more sickly than the other so you’re just babbling now. Go practice better hygiene you weirdo

“Only like 9 thousand ppl heard it.” Closing in on a million views soon. The pee heard around the world.

Nevaeh: Wait a second, my mum is calling. Her mum: Hi ma’am, your computer has a problem.

@la73sh19

2 жыл бұрын

This isn't Nevaeh. This is Sam Kelly Anella. LOL.

Just veit a moment, just veit a moment, JUST VEIT A MOMENT

@forkfo90102

3 жыл бұрын

Sir!

@thaioil5555

3 жыл бұрын

Lollllll

@amycorbett4664

3 жыл бұрын

Just veit a moment, sir.

@teariet.tekken-wolffenn5881

3 жыл бұрын

You are so brutal... I love it lolol

@sampraz1990

3 жыл бұрын

That's kind of racist😭

MAAAAAAM DO NOT REDEEEEM!!! DO NOT REDEEEEM!!! MAAAAM! oh wrong video.

@shawtycake77

3 жыл бұрын

me and my coworkers go around saying MADAM MADAM MADAMMMMM MADAAAAAAMMM WAIT A MOMENT JUST WAIT A MOMENT MADAM

@janinestokes4883

3 жыл бұрын

HA! GIVE ME MY GIFT CARDS.......

@therealblackmoose

3 жыл бұрын

HOLD ON!!! HOOOOLLLD ON !!! HOOOOOOOLLLLLLDDDD ONNNN!!!

@noka1979

3 жыл бұрын

I just seen this last night. Hadn't watched kitboga for a while omg angriest scammer ever video is priceless.. 9 hours or something

@ayeshakhalid7355

3 жыл бұрын

Hahahah

I love how he "gives you permission" to post the sound too 😂😂😂

“Yeah Terrance, he’s a scammer. His office is besides ours…5 or 6 miles away”. Yup, totally checks out

What you are all looking for! 27:35 scammer makes a pee pee. x

@moramora4613

3 жыл бұрын

Thank you

@userunknown4331

3 жыл бұрын

Legend

@kd.guzmann9105

3 жыл бұрын

Lmao thank you !!!! 😂😂😂

@itsavarudolph5095

3 жыл бұрын

AVRDXB THANK YOU

@goldengoat7537

3 жыл бұрын

Thank you

"You went tinkle on the phone" "No I was just talking to you". mhm

@daverussell457

3 жыл бұрын

"You went tinkle on the phone"... the phone stops working 'cause it's wet now.

I was scammed with a very similar scam. (From the beginning...) And then they locked my computer and wouldn’t unlock it unless I paid them. Thankfully we had a computer geek friend who was able to restore my computer and I never paid them, but I lost a lot of school and it scared me so badly!

@DieEineMieze

2 жыл бұрын

I am here for you Katie 🥺

@tracy_cakkes

2 жыл бұрын

I’m so sorry that happened:(

@GothicConservative

Жыл бұрын

Wow that’s so scary 😞

@DieEineMieze

Жыл бұрын

@@Nightflight1512 stop bullying, you can't hide that you hate yourself and need to vent on others.

@bigpooper4156

Жыл бұрын

@@DieEineMieze why r u commenting weird things on everyone’s posts lol

Scammer: "Are you doing any banking or online shopping on this computer?" Kit: "Ya, I guess so." Scammer: "OH MY G-D." Me: *Audibly gasps.* 😂😂😂😂

@stupidmango4036

Жыл бұрын

God

I was in tears from laughing at his horrible excuses for the noise, how can a customer watching KZread be the best excuse for not muting yourself

@EvaAdorable

3 жыл бұрын

I know, you'd think people that scam for a living would be better at lying.

@SICresinwrks

3 жыл бұрын

@@EvaAdorable that's what I was thinking lol

@UltraGamma25

3 жыл бұрын

I'm officially disturbed by Indians

@chloeflores8683

3 жыл бұрын

He could’ve said he was pouring himself coffee or something like water. He must not be good under pressure

@10draperful

3 жыл бұрын

@@UltraGamma25 it's not good to take some videos on the internet as a representation of over a billion human beings

“If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.” ― W.C. Fields I pee, you pee, we all pee, cause I pee.

The crap these people come out with; "A hacker made your IP address public"! 🤯

NO WAY bro has a whole livesplit up it’s like a speedrun

"Why didn't you hang up the phone? That's like incredibly unprofessional." "Mhmm."

@dogelife7901

3 жыл бұрын

Kind of like when Kitboga has the fake pee recording on tap

The hackers are trying to steal all your McCafe points😂😂😂 Darn them hackers they gave you a McVirus

@andie2439

3 жыл бұрын

Maybe they are why McDonald's never has shakes anymore...

@judymiles7186

3 жыл бұрын

You're so funny - you made me laugh out loud! Thanks!

@kathylivedinthe80s14

3 жыл бұрын

Andie Snappin' Crayons lol

@sgillman16

3 жыл бұрын

@@gram. it's not pronounced Ca-fee, it's Kuh-fee

@Cjnw

3 жыл бұрын

McCovid Deluxe

You really embarrassed the scammer so much that they immediately gave up LOL

And he didn't even wash his hands. These scammers are really dirty

When he said "Do you know IP" you should have said "Well of course, everybody Pees sir"

@thatguywiththea3015

2 жыл бұрын

Foreshadowing...

I love the way they “scamsplain” everything from simple computer functions, customer service and world politics in this call.

@bakielh229

2 жыл бұрын

Scamsplain LOL that's beautiful and definitely captures their twisted logic

@papayer

7 ай бұрын

Him explaining what an IP is was comically bad lol it's clear these scammers have middleschooler PC skills

Flirt with the scammer as an old lady through the whole session to see how much they last and also would be nice to see their reaction.

@tdh6666

2 жыл бұрын

He did and him and the scammer got married lol

@AllUserNamesAreUsed

2 жыл бұрын

@@tdh6666 "HOPPY MARRIED DAY!!!" 😂😂😂

Is it bad that I get the Kim Possible ref and when he was saying what's the name of the naked mole rat I'm over here going Rufus Rufus...omg it's Rufus!!!!! Omg he got it yes! 😂

27:33 is the moment you're looking for

@lucascuneo213

3 жыл бұрын

Thank you my guy

@ranjanasharma9557

3 жыл бұрын

Thank you so much!!! You saved my 26 min.

@Lightmagna

2 жыл бұрын

Dunno why the vids are SOOO long

@pekkailosuu

2 жыл бұрын

@@Lightmagna They are clips from stream and longer videos are better

@kemikaru14

2 жыл бұрын

@@Lightmagna probably because he compresses his stream that is usually 6hours+ wasting scammers time.

"The North Koreans made your IP Address Public" It's a bold move Cotton, let's see how it goes.

@markwalsh5009

3 жыл бұрын

He will not see very wel l cotton

@Andovarius

3 жыл бұрын

Love watching this on ESPN 8, the Ocho...

@thomascasey8171

3 жыл бұрын

Sir I commend your wit!

@markwalsh5009

3 жыл бұрын

Ladies and gentlemen I have been to the Great Wall of China I have seen the pyramids of Egypt I've even witnessed a grown man satisfy a camel but never in all my years as a sportscaster have a witness something as improbable as impossible as what we've witnessed here today

@yes0r787

3 жыл бұрын

International Failure FTW

He sounded terrified that his boss was going to find out.

I’m obsessed with this. I honestly thought I was the only one of the few who enjoyed this. A bad day for me is defined by a day when I DON’T get a scamming call. I honestly believe that when I retire one day, (I work in trauma)…I want to work for you. This feeds my soul. My father was an OBGYN and my Mom a Nurse… we had the most interesting dinner conversations growing up. There are quite a few, ok a lot of these douchbags that have either heard about my really embarrassing female issues and help me out of my panic attacks because they interrupted me as I “just discovered the issue”…. And I’ve even talked to one so long that I negotiated the “cocaine” that was found in my car to be exchanged with me for cash because I was so relieved they found my lost drugs. They were really upset to learn that because I was a stripper and didn’t trust banks, I kept all my money under my bed. This idiot stayed on the line while I counted THOUSANDS of one dollar bills that did not exist. I love that you do this. You are by far my favorite. Teach me your ways. This will be my future because unfortunately this will never go away. Keep going. On a side note. The details in your backdrop pictures of your videos just crack me up. Favorite part of my day. On a side side note. First time I’ve ever left a note on a KZread video. Carpe Diem.

Take a shot every time “MCAFEE” is pronounced “MCCAFÉ” mcafee

@taytay6657

3 жыл бұрын

Same shit

@KangKyle

3 жыл бұрын

I did I’m lit

@deeeh7231

3 жыл бұрын

Draaaank!!

@evolvedmillenial5116

3 жыл бұрын

Lmao. I almost thought it's his way of saying Maid cafe

@jonathantruong7069

3 жыл бұрын

More like Mcapee in this vid

27:57 "that is unprofessional why didnt you hang up the phone?" "Mhmmm"

Oh no! The hackers stopped your iPod service!!

1.3 million people have now heard him pee.

His attempt to cover up his bathroom trip was awful.

@yes0r787

3 жыл бұрын

Best excuse ever-" they were watching 'Candid Toilet' channel on KZread"!

@Curious-Irish-Angel

3 жыл бұрын

👍🤣 🚻 🚽

@jackierico449

3 жыл бұрын

What time was it?!!

@rynoX88

3 жыл бұрын

"You went tinkle on phone" "Um no, i was talking to you, what happen?" Haha omg , classic Indian 😂

@Sharon7776

3 жыл бұрын

Jackie ू ु around 27:23 mark

He sorta broke out of character once he heard the peeing LMFAO.

@2bedesigned

3 жыл бұрын

I thought it was my hair on the phone, but it's your profile pic. Wtf, man?!

@deborahbeattie9103

3 жыл бұрын

@@2bedesigned me too 😂

@IGotPaks

3 жыл бұрын

You got me. Lol!!!1

@BlueMoonripple

3 жыл бұрын

You got me with that profile pic. Not gonna lie. ^^'

@kaelenedammann7988

3 жыл бұрын

Peter K. Me too!! I kept trying to blow “the hair”off of my phone 😂

Uh oh, you don't want your computer to have a "wirus"

He didn’t even flush the toilet 🚽!

Your green screens when you're sitting in the classroom KILLS me every time! 😂😂😂😂😂 brilliant!

@21guns123

3 жыл бұрын

IKR😂😂

@21guns123

3 жыл бұрын

06:26 Quick question

@Cantersoft

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah xD Oh hi Sarah, btw. Didn't know you also watch Kit. Awesome to see you here. 👌

@MrOsefosef

3 жыл бұрын

SARAH LYNN ;-;

@thecure737

3 жыл бұрын

Especially when he raises his hand for a question!🤣

"this is a recorded line...." , i guess he wasn't worried about the recording picking up his pee sound.

@MichaelPerepelitsa

3 жыл бұрын

That’s what I was thinking

@chloeflores8683

3 жыл бұрын

He thinks he has a lot more to worry about then peeing

"I don't think my mother made the connection with 'Sam Monella'" HILLARIUOS 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Omg...I am cracking up ! The "lecture hall set up"...I couldn't find you for like...6 seconds !

You are a master at making stupid conversation like it is nothing, like a good politician. XD

@Beautiful_Mess

3 жыл бұрын

Kitboga for president! 😂

@suegister1916

2 жыл бұрын

They should make this a TV show so people are aware of what scams looks like if they ask for gift cards u know it's a scam

@GovenorMcLovin

2 жыл бұрын

That is an interesting connection I hadn't made. I wonder if politicians watch Kitboga to get pointers.

@userx-inactive8

2 жыл бұрын

@@suegister1916 Did you time travel?

@darksuperman2099

2 жыл бұрын

@@Beautiful_Mess yes

"Isn't that called a monopoly?" He legit just fucking asked if they were breaking the law, and he just goes "haha yea"

That excuse about the pee sound was literally the worst excuse someone could have come up with. Gold!!! Pun intended

@Woke_Moralist

Жыл бұрын

If your pee is gold, you should chug a glass of water.

14:44 the scammer didn’t know how to spell the name “Sam”. That long pause screamed “what are you? An idiot?” 😂

27:23 you can hear the moment he walks into the bathroom

@Siri-nt4ik

3 жыл бұрын

Thank u all I need to know the time when he forgets 2 mute. forward next video

@bibinb.8688

3 жыл бұрын

Thank you

@shaakunthala

3 жыл бұрын

This is the comment I was looking for!

@edwin55884

3 жыл бұрын

Thank u

@robz537

3 жыл бұрын

thx

Wow they're prolific liars their parents must be so ashamed

I'm a PhD student and your videos are perfect background noise while working on mindless scut-work

His uncomfortable lame chuckle when he doesn’t know how to answer you is the best.

He's on a recorded line, but he had no problem pissing while he was on it.

“IP address? A river down south? It’s a state or something, Misses . . .” Lmao I think ‘Sam’ was correct.

🤣🤣🤣 Scammer urinating on a scam call + Kitboga+ broadcasting it in KZread?= perfection!!!!!😂😂🙌🏼⭐️

Last time i was this early they fixed each and everything and they still threatened me to be behind the bars

@mr.personalspace7831

3 жыл бұрын

It will cost you each and every penny to leave your location and make the payment.

@bwp7420

3 жыл бұрын

Each and every thing??

@Ndstars1

3 жыл бұрын

Did they ask you to just do one thing?

@Ricky19821

3 жыл бұрын

Don’t you be calling the crops. And it’s not any bars, but THE bars

@wjpalmar

3 жыл бұрын

last time i was early i watched the video without going to comments.

Wow kit now owns the rights to the scammer peeing.

@vindyydniv1600

3 жыл бұрын

Kit is actually making money from a scammer peeing

@Cantersoft

3 жыл бұрын

It's fixed in a tangible medium so... heh. Does he own the copyright to a pissing sound that means?

Kitboga: “Hold on let me think about that...” *Ad starts playing*

@SacrificialFox

3 жыл бұрын

Nice

I got 5 calls in one day. But thanks to you I know what to do Yep even in Australia we get em. They must have had a lot successful calls , to actually try to make a living from this.

@StarchildSixx

Жыл бұрын

Gah. They’re insufferable, unflushable turds. Meanwhile they’re fun to mess with. 😂

"You were playing a video of one of your customers urinating?" LMAO , hearing him try to explain the noise is one of the funniest things Ive heard in a while.

That one dislike is from a Indian call scammer.

@goldensquirel

3 жыл бұрын

5 scammers have pressed the like button so far... The numbers are growing every 19 mins

@dioxatistar8263

3 жыл бұрын

@@goldensquirel 15 now....right calculation BTW

@vindyydniv1600

3 жыл бұрын

66, its now a convention

@sarasilva9599

3 жыл бұрын

He told all his 198 pals about Kit

A friend who did Broadband and PC report, she got a call from a guy who was using his laptop in the bathroom doing a number 2. She said it was horrified throughout the whole call. She said she heard everything. He would say give me a minute, I’ll mute you while I do that (follow her instructions) He never muted the call. She was sure by the end it was a prank call and told him to reset the router and call back later if it didn’t work.

It's a shame to see hackers/scammers have no remorse for scamming people. Your videos are an eye opener.

I want a McCafe from McDonald's now. 😂😂😂

@JiveDadson

3 жыл бұрын

Pro tip: When you get the apple pie, ask for two strawberry jam packets to go on it. Don't cost nothing.

@FullofSouthernCharm

3 жыл бұрын

ha

@justagirpup

3 жыл бұрын

Caramel frappe

@swagmonee5699

3 жыл бұрын

@@JiveDadson more McDonald's pro tips: If they offer it, the break menu can give you 6 nuggets and a small fry for cheaper than just the nuggets ($2.50 break vs $3.00 just nuggets) If you get 1 apple pie, you can get a second for 50 cents more You can get a cookie tote of 13 cookies for about $5 The size difference between small and medium isn't really that big, at least for McCafe drinks Just add Mac Sauce to everything. It's free and makes everything taste fire, especially the chicken sandwiches If you want more sauce, ask at the second window or after you pay. Some workers might be annoyed and make you pay for sauce These are just a couple decent deals I learned after working there for a couple months this summer

@mattydips2887

3 жыл бұрын

Swag Monee mac sauce isnt free

I feel like these scammers are literally scamming themselves out of money. They suck at their scamming job

@Grantallica

3 жыл бұрын

You gotta think though, 4/5 scams a month is enough to live a fair life in that part of the world

@xZeroOffical

3 жыл бұрын

Unfortunately, more people fall for it than you think...

Oh, scammers are actually able to feel ashamed of something?! Interesting....

Dude, you are BRILLIANT! I have just listened to your videos for over 3 hours while doing my house cleaning. I’ve walked around pissing my pants laughing the whole time. My stomach & head hurts from laughing so hard & my family thinks of lost my mind

@Barbies_playroom

2 жыл бұрын

I also watch this when I clean sometimes.

@randiken

2 жыл бұрын

@@Barbies_playroom makes the cleaning much more enjoyable, now I can’t do any chores without listening to something on KZread lol