Merry Christmas everyone! I'm also streaming when this comment is 30 minutes old for a little bit. I received a terrible Wii game for Christmas that I feel needs to be shared with everyone

@ArtfullyGifted

5 жыл бұрын

RTGame Lmao! Terrible eh?

@charliesmp12

5 жыл бұрын

This stream was so fun, lmao. Especially the ending

@samuelancer6649

5 жыл бұрын

Merry Death Day Rt. Thank you for gifting us with this video

@tt-ln4mc

5 жыл бұрын

It better be deal or no deal Wii edition part 2

@miletilblight2181

5 жыл бұрын

This was gruesome I love ya rt merry fucking Christmas hope ya get eaten by jeff

RT isn't locked on an island with dinosaurs, the dinosaurs are locked on an island with him

@maybenat

5 жыл бұрын

The guests are locked on an island with RT. The dinosaurs are just hangin' around, you know

@andrewkim9848

5 жыл бұрын

“I am not trapped in a facility full of robots! You’re all trapped in here with ME!” -Soldier

@what3532

5 жыл бұрын

The guests are trapped, the Dino’s are just his hitmen

@bananalad3949

5 жыл бұрын

Watch Men reference?

@vlaamscherp

5 жыл бұрын

@@bananalad3949 You're damn right

"I'm not a complete monster who would set the carnivore on the tourists." *sets the carnivore loose among the tourists*

@axethannanth

4 жыл бұрын

e

@person0-016

3 жыл бұрын

That's what the other divisions did when I maxed out security for the indo

@Boringspy

3 жыл бұрын

Purely for financial reasons. Those photographs sell for a lot!

@RhelrahneTheIdiot

3 жыл бұрын

proceeds to let three of them lose

>releases carnivore dino inside the park >photographs people got eaten by dinosaur >sell the photos to get money to improve park facilities GENIUS

@velvetcake5425

5 жыл бұрын

All the voreaphiles paying 5 figures for those photos

@playlistss4953

3 жыл бұрын

Stonks?

*take 5 shots to take down dinosaur* Game: “that would be $10,000 per bullet” RT: “wow, that’s very expensive” Also RT: *proceeds to shoot random visitors*

@mateosebastiancampos7475

5 жыл бұрын

It costs $400,000 to fire this weapon... _for 12 seconds_

@gabrielragum

5 жыл бұрын

I mean, he also gets a lot of money by taking shots, you know... The photo ones.

@Mini_Squatch

4 жыл бұрын

@@mateosebastiancampos7475 yeah that was my though too

@ljmcnair6223

4 жыл бұрын

It wasn’t the game.. it was somebody in chat. All of his videos are highlights from twitch streams he makes,

@holybulb6300

4 жыл бұрын

Get heavy’s meat the team flashbacks

The secrets of Doctor Wu, available to everyone but his wife

@user-mh8kw6wy4f

5 жыл бұрын

I meet you again

@rodigoduterte9192

5 жыл бұрын

kremit the frog and his crew that got eaten by his dino

@okaytherebuddy6804

5 жыл бұрын

Kremit bacc

@uraverageskeleton6480

5 жыл бұрын

Kirmit the dino

@dean1892

5 жыл бұрын

It’s Christmas go and do Christmas things

>People getting eaten "Great satisfaction." I've discovered that all of the visitors seems to have a thing for vore.

@trevorvegetable8974

4 жыл бұрын

Uwu

@centuzezaim7471

4 жыл бұрын

Sounds like a problem that'll solve itself thanks to natural selection.

@doggyspeak

4 жыл бұрын

They do seem to conveniently “trip” in front of the dinos.

@dr.prismatic5118

4 жыл бұрын

(Gunshot)

@axethannanth

4 жыл бұрын

no

I can imagine the reviews now: "2 Stars. Total deathtrap, owner stalks and hunts tourists with his pet dinosaurs. Still safer than his roller coaster park though...."

Game devs: *releases well made game* RT: can people die? Game devs: umm, yeah... RT: how many? Game devs: umm... RT: lets kill some people with a frickin dinosaur

@AlexGNR

5 жыл бұрын

Guests: enter exhibit Big Dino: Oh hello There Guests: oh no... Big Dino: Food! Also Big Dino: Yummy Guests: die RT: Oh nice we got half a star, yes, yes, Great safety.

@imperator5228

5 жыл бұрын

I mean, it rewards him for it, so that just makes the game better.

@itsdoy3515

5 жыл бұрын

RT: Ooh I make money from killing my visitors! *consumes all visitors* RT: You got to eat the fat to get the stacks kids

@voidling2632

5 жыл бұрын

_releases well made game_ -> find the mistake

@droidixbacon

5 жыл бұрын

Replace RT with everyone and this is true

RT raises the land in Jurassic World Evolution *Flashbacks of Cities Skylines*

@purecancer5684

5 жыл бұрын

@@axelmaldonado2642 West Philadelphia

@purecancer5684

5 жыл бұрын

Born and raised in a playground is where I spent most of my days

@centuzezaim7471

4 жыл бұрын

And it makes, a firey ring

@nicholasmarchesani6146

3 жыл бұрын

Upper Hell and Lower Heaven

What's the point of a Jurassic Themed -Death Trap- Park if your guests don't get to -die- experience the true *Jurassic experience?*

@what3532

5 жыл бұрын

Paorupiro very very important for this kind of thing, we need the true experience

@uraverageskeleton6480

5 жыл бұрын

Agreed

Or, the episode where RT sacrifices dozens of people to giant lizards in order to increase his skill in photography.

If Jurassic World 2 is so great, then why isn’t there a Jurassic World 2 2

@HTPCYMC

5 жыл бұрын

Kevin Durant Because How to properly clean your metal computer 2 already exists.

@kestrel5895

5 жыл бұрын

If kevin durant is so great, then why isnt there a kevin durant 2

@haggisllama2630

5 жыл бұрын

if Kevin durant is so great why isn’t there a Kevin Durante 2

@lokuendog

5 жыл бұрын

Killbutt 2 2

@stevenwalker5198

5 жыл бұрын

There is one

*A dinosaur feeding facility

@kalikoserpent

5 жыл бұрын

A very high class one.

This is extremely offensive to my kind... And on Christmas Day...

@SaucisseVaillante

5 жыл бұрын

Well too bad you extinct bitch.

@itsthequenchiest5072

5 жыл бұрын

@@SaucisseVaillante OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

@da-lx4gz

5 жыл бұрын

If you changed your profile picture just for today, you have my utmost respect

@sir_potoo

5 жыл бұрын

Shut up furry. Oh wait...

@stevenwalker5198

5 жыл бұрын

@Ethan Wallace well your porbly a he'd of us

Daniel opening up a Jurassic Theme Park with blood thirsty dinosaurs on the loose eating people is probably one of the best Christmas present I’ve ever had. *Merry Christmas Daniel!*

@DragonHunter24

5 жыл бұрын

StickMaster500 i see you fricking everywhere are you an alt account from Justin. Y or what?

@Rat-zz6nr

5 жыл бұрын

Notice me

@Mlgtrek334

5 жыл бұрын

I like your pfp! Is it from tf2?

@R0hban

5 жыл бұрын

Dragonhunter 24 he’s comments in a lot of tf2 channels so and RTgame used to post only tf2 content a while back before branching off.

@cam1000123

5 жыл бұрын

Merry Christmas, Mr. StickMaster!

_"This walk-in dinosaur exhibit is next level! Though you kinda need a flashlight though, the inside of jeff goldblum is rather poorly lit."_

*Dinosaur is on a rampage eating people left and right.* "LEZ MAKE SUM MONEYZ!"

@TheEsdaniel

5 жыл бұрын

it's free real state

@warlordsquerk5338

5 жыл бұрын

Just like the films!

RTGame announces Jurassic World 3

@juvepaapersonwhoshitposts7137

5 жыл бұрын

No It's Jurassic World 2 2

@AlexGNR

5 жыл бұрын

U mean Jurassic World RT

@mrsnekk5297

5 жыл бұрын

nasa announces earth 2 suicide rate drops to 0%

@thewanderers97

5 жыл бұрын

stop you're gonna break humans

@kalikoserpent

5 жыл бұрын

@@thewanderers97 but do we really want to prevent that?

Yep, this is Rtgame’s park. He’s gotten ahold of the dinosaurs now. Why did god privilege him so much.

@zerumks

5 жыл бұрын

Fool RT is god

@watericesalt6499

4 жыл бұрын

Sideways Eagle EAT YOUR CEREAL LRBDLEOISKAKPOQKJDJD

@horseyproductions2983

4 жыл бұрын

Eat your cereal

@sixflagsgoose6948

4 жыл бұрын

Eat your cereal

_RT spared no expense._

4:08 RT each dart that you shoot costs 10k $, that's very expensive! Proceeds to try and sedate civilians incessantly This moment made me laugh maniacally like Santa on Christmas, thank you RT

@Riplee

5 жыл бұрын

I commented before I finished watching, you absolute madman, what beautiful photographs you've given us

I love how taking pictures of people being eaten by dinosaurs gets you money instead of, idk, sued or something.

@Mini_Squatch

3 жыл бұрын

you do suffer a lawsuit profit loss when a dino gets out and kills someone.

"We just need to follow around Jeff Goldblum here and he's gonna eat people and we're gonna get nice pictures for our Snapchat story" -RT

If it's a sign outside ANYTHING that says "created by RTgame" i'm not going there

"the Five Deaths, if only there had been five..." I mean, he's not wrong.

Open the door, get on the floor, everybody walk the dinosaur!

@sfwarhawk

5 жыл бұрын

Chara Dreemurr - Christopher Moon JUMP JAM

@bluntbt718

5 жыл бұрын

XD Love it!

@velvetcake5425

5 жыл бұрын

Open the door, get on the floor, everybody get vored by the dinosaur!

@KALEiDO_404

5 жыл бұрын

ok seriously dude you’re in every video’s comment section I watch

@samareyte5677

5 жыл бұрын

Why do I have memories bout this (Now I do know)

Jurassic Roads, Take Me Home To The Place, That Dinos Roam Isla Sorna, Land of Goldblum Take Me Home, Jurassic Roads Edit: Damn! Never got this many likes on a comment. Thanks a lot.

@willg332

5 жыл бұрын

*YES*

@nbeshark2584

5 жыл бұрын

I love this

@johanngalilea

5 жыл бұрын

You have 21 likes wtf

@tomjackal5708

5 жыл бұрын

that's uh, kinda sad

@memesgamingandmorecrap1277

5 жыл бұрын

@@tomjackal5708 Yeah I know. Only got this phone 2 months ago 4 my 14th bday.

“I wouldn’t ever let the carnivores on the park guests. What kind of monster do you take me for?” (3 mins later) *Lets multiple T-Rex run around the park and takes pictures of them eating the guests and sells the pictures for thousands of dollars each* Lmaoooo classic RT....

@jaquiroquilantang8126

5 жыл бұрын

It's a Ceratosaurus

I think RT is becoming a fan of Vore

@neblittner3589

5 жыл бұрын

More like Vore: Ragnarok

@rayzuke1232

5 жыл бұрын

@@neblittner3589 Am I supose to get that joke?

@redpandaz5146

5 жыл бұрын

@@neblittner3589 Jurassic World: Evolution? More like Vore: Ragnarok

@neblittner3589

5 жыл бұрын

@@rayzuke1232 Bore: Ragnarok, it's a meme in Rt's comment section

@what3532

5 жыл бұрын

Hmm, ARK: S I N Evolved?

At the beginning I thought the guy on the loading screen was Elon Musk.

@itsthequenchiest5072

5 жыл бұрын

Lol, same

@yuixan763

5 жыл бұрын

It’s Elon Musk wht are you talking about

@fulcrum2951

5 жыл бұрын

It wasn't?

@th3s3us45

5 жыл бұрын

Easy mistake to make.

@basstion4146

5 жыл бұрын

HOW

Merry Christmas you amazing Irishman.

@krusher181

5 жыл бұрын

Merry Christmas homie

@sambradley9091

5 жыл бұрын

SUPIDUWAGUN

i want to buy this game now solely to hear the sweet timbre of jeff goldblum guiding me with his honey voice

the animation of the fallen guy looking up at the dinosaur before it eats him is genuinely pretty horrifying its amazing that it eats that many people though, you think with the smaller size of that dinosaur it would be satisfied eventually

*RT-Rex is the most scariest dinosaur I guess*

I was almost literally dieing of laughter when he took the picture of the meat eater Jeff and practily exploded when he made several thousand dollars for doing so.

Game: Construct a live bait feeder RT: I did Game: I don't detect su.. RT: It's the park itself.

The next step in entertainment.

thnx rhianna for the pc

@takemiyustan8053

5 жыл бұрын

Was gonna like this but is 69 so i dont wanna ruin the party

I loved the ending with the theme song for Jurassic Park playing that was funny af

I am discussed by the lack of feathers. Those dinosaurs look like naked chickens.🐔

@kalikoserpent

5 жыл бұрын

DISCUSSING!

@andrewkim9848

5 жыл бұрын

DisCusTang!

@jojo-jm9gh

5 жыл бұрын

Generic Cynic Yeah let’s talk about feathers

@kalikoserpent

5 жыл бұрын

@this is not a joke you first

@chickennuggets2896

5 жыл бұрын

Kitkatman 101 Rude >:c

The end says “watch another video... or else.” I’ve been watching videos constantly since 2017. I haven’t stopped. Please Daniel, release me from this hell, I haven’t gone outside or eaten in years. Please help

10/10 would still go to this park. *just gotta bring along a couple of my slowest enemies.*

"I'm not a complete monster." (X) Doubt.

Wow, finally an RTGame face reveal! Kinda makes sense you look like a certain dictator given the stuff you usually get up to.

@REDARROW_A_Personal

5 жыл бұрын

Idi Amin?

"10 Haunting Photos Taken Seconds Before Disaster" 8:06

Jurassic World and Park are my favourite family friendly movies

Didnt know RT was into Vore. Weird flex but okay.

@andrewkim9848

5 жыл бұрын

Strange demonstration but accepted nevertheless

Merry Christmas RT!!

Jurassic Park but who let the Irish man in charge?

If you kill at the customers then they can’t leave bad reviews. Perfect

RT, you should play Chicken Shooter on the Wii! It's a crappy 2006 game also licensed by Nitendo in which you abuse and kill chickens! I still have it lol

Everybody get down on the floor *Everybody do the dinosaur*

@andrewkim9848

5 жыл бұрын

*Screams and eats raw meat while the harmonica version of the Jurassic Park theme plays in the background as people stare on in horror and terror*

*RT photographs dinosaurs murdering innocent people for 10 minutes and 35 seconds*

is that... is that... *JEFF GOLDBLUM*

ive been waiting my whole life for this

The mad lad actually did it..

So I’ve just recently fount RT and have been enjoying so so much of his content. This is by far the most viscerally upsetting thing from him I’ve seen.

Thank you for this blessing of a video

*Great Satisfaction* *Poor Safety* You could say people were *dying* to get into your park.

***in the voice of that taco vine girl*** YESSSSSSSS YAAAASSSSSSSSSSS I GOT TWO FREE TACOS

Rawr xD

@Nikowo1610

5 жыл бұрын

Thank you for that

@vlaamscherp

5 жыл бұрын

@@Nikowo1610 Thanks that was a horrible comment I made

Hands down, one of my favorite KZread videos ever

This made me laugh so hard my stomach hurt and I almost threw up. 10/10 great christmas present, would watch again

Owo new RT upload let me drop everything and watch this.

@captainheat2314

5 жыл бұрын

100$ fine for owo

@solarix3496

5 жыл бұрын

@@captainheat2314 Fine yourself.

Nice way of population control. Thanos would be so proud.

Merry Christmas RT hope you had a great one

On trending! Way to go RT

merry christmas everyone!!!❤️💚

Vore Simulator 2018

the best christmas present, a new rtgame video

Your a god at this loved seeing ya on the jingle jam

We should make this park a reality.

2:48 "I'm not a complete monster" Really? What universe are we living in again?

@matthewboire6843

Жыл бұрын

The worst universe, that’s the one we are In.

Ah please do more of this game I love it I've been playing this game for like 2 weeks straight anywho nice vid please do more

You’re on Trending. Good job.

Take me home !!!! Jurassic road!!!!!!

Rt controlling jarrasic park? What could go wrong.

The best Christmas gift I could ask for

*Merry Xmas RTgame, love your work man!*

*sees thumbnail* OwO vore me big dino daddy

@andrewkim9848

5 жыл бұрын

Are you proud of what you said

@mpw26

5 жыл бұрын

And this children is why we should never use the Internet ever again

@falangecatolica4692

5 жыл бұрын

Why

@krusher181

5 жыл бұрын

I don’t understand what these types of comments are supposed to be. They’re supposed to be funny? Nah, dude. This ain’t it.

@56-1Hast

5 жыл бұрын

Vore is the sexiest thing in existence.

A dino zoo that makes money by selling photos of the dinos eating guests? Where can I buy tickets???

I love the videos RT! Keep it up.

Happy new year RT!!

Country roads

Mmmm 36 views 200 likes WRT IS GOING ON?! (Get the joke? Instead of wtf is wrt because the name of the channel is RT) 👌🏻

I was waiting for you to play this game since it came out!

Merry Christmas RT and everyone reading this

*tu du du du duuu tu du du du duuu*

I think you meant a "walk-in-dinosaur exhibit"

Merry Christmas you are #30 on trending my dude. You made it my dude, you heccin made it.

Great photos RT

country roaaaaaads

I got perms banned from speaking because slow mode is broken wtf

Great park! Once in a lifetime experience! Would recommend!

I’ve watched this on your twitch stream 😂 you just took the best parts

Rt game moar like rt....gay

I absolutely love that the thumbnail on KZread is also that wonderful shot

You're on Trending! Nice job! Merry Christmas!

Nicely done.