I think Canada might be dead lads

@p4th3t1c9

4 жыл бұрын

Ur a horrible person

@jessepinkguy5735

4 жыл бұрын

I live in Canada and now in fear thanks to you

@wackypacky6917

4 жыл бұрын

Can you play Cards Against Humanity with the Irish lads?

@guardianofh5205

4 жыл бұрын

He'll be fine

@BRM5Guy

4 жыл бұрын

Wake up sheeple! Canada doesnt exist!

imagine if the head of a state suddenly said "it's over guys, i'm gonna end it" everyone in the room thinks he is just gonna kill himself and is silently relieved because he's a bit of a mad dictator than 10 minutes later a nuke falls on the capital city leaving the whole state in ruins...

@williamfalls

4 жыл бұрын

"I'm gonna launch nukes--" "Oh god, dont!" "It's too late. They're on their way." "Well, who's the target." "..." *nukes slowly engulfs the windows*

@C_Cooke

4 жыл бұрын

Almost heaven, West Virginia...

@JA-xj8hx

4 жыл бұрын

@Yeetus Yeetus Kermit self deletus I like trains older than the trees Younger than the mountins

@justacat9739

4 жыл бұрын

@@JA-xj8hx Growin' like a breeze

@curleywurley9634

4 жыл бұрын

Just a Cat COUNTRY ROADS,

Canada: Why won't you resolve the crisis RT: I am the Crisis

@icecreamsandwich7522

4 жыл бұрын

Not yet

@sujayoruganti1980

4 жыл бұрын

It’s treason then

@arashparthian_112

4 жыл бұрын

He is the geese of Canada

@griffinhillner3501

4 жыл бұрын

I am the one who nukes!

@TheEphemeralMammal

4 жыл бұрын

(*Canada welcoming ruin with open arms*) “It’s Okay dayr. Probably our fault. Sorry!” (*smoke trails rising up from the ashes of Canada slowly swirl and coalesce into letters against the blood red sky, spelling “S O r r Y.”

Reminds me of that time he filled half the map with active volcanos and the only disaster that happened was a tornado :,D

@CTF_Doc

4 жыл бұрын

I remember that, that was the stupidest thing I have seen. I was expecting some large eruption or something

@onionking1963

4 жыл бұрын

RT was the real disaster all along

@Voshon7

4 жыл бұрын

Where is that video?

@adamgray1753

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah really, @@Voshon7. Sounds like a hysterical video to me.

@holo_2709

4 жыл бұрын

*salutes in poop volcano*

"Witness my godly powers and tremble in fear, pathetic mortals!" - The Soothsayer, pouring gasoline into the forest and lighting a match

@crushypieyt3441

4 жыл бұрын

Teddy Rossvelt watching the Canadians kill each other: >:D

@PuffleBuns

4 жыл бұрын

When Australians play too much Civ VI

@yazidefirenze

Жыл бұрын

@@PuffleBuns "LOOK A' DIS, SHIT'EADS! I'M YER FACKIN' MASTAH NOW!" - Australian Soothsayer

@mihaleben6051

4 ай бұрын

Some guy in a tuxedo did the same thing. Got killed by a pink cube 9 months lated

"Everything is possible if you put your mind to it...even global catastrophe" -neighborhood dictator Rumble Tumble Games

@andotus7637

4 жыл бұрын

*_neighborhood dictator_*

@christianleon7844

4 жыл бұрын

Dang tilted towers replay was xrazy

@chipskylark5500

4 жыл бұрын

Residential Terrorist Games

@Tasorius

4 жыл бұрын

Also Drumpftler.

@XSniper74184

3 жыл бұрын

Remember, the T stands fpr "Top."

Smokey: "Only you can prevent forest fires." The Soothsayer: *Lights Molotov* "Nah."

@mercurysarcade8538

4 жыл бұрын

You know something wrong because in Australia the second lowest fire level is high!

@rubixcubermt1612

4 жыл бұрын

You pressed you referring to me. That is incorrect. The correct answer is you.

@rinakatsuki2801

4 жыл бұрын

The soothsayer: I *am* the forest fire

@klatnyelox9140

4 жыл бұрын

@@rinakatsuki2801 Not. Yet.

@hazeltree7738

2 жыл бұрын

Only you can stop forest fires *And only you can start them*

As a Canadian I apologize, for what, I dont know

@tipoima

4 жыл бұрын

You apologize for being Canadian, obviously. Unfortunately, some sins can never be forgiven.

@karawithgun8148

4 жыл бұрын

Your profile picture suits this video perfectly.

@LlamasAtMidnight

4 жыл бұрын

I actually want to apologize for this as a Canadian.

@alchemispark7751

4 жыл бұрын

A true patriot

@Dementia_Springtrap

4 жыл бұрын

As Another Canadian, I Apologize For This Apology About Nothing.

RT: This is a terrible game Game: *Adds Meteors* RT: This is the greatest game I will ever play in my entire life

@thenidokingkid5816

3 жыл бұрын

He said what about one of my favorite games of all time

@onemansvoice9132

3 жыл бұрын

@@thenidokingkid5816 he didnt say that

@cyan.cephalopod

3 жыл бұрын

Country roooooaaaads

@pja36

3 жыл бұрын

The game: mavis beacon typing tutor.

@rhysofsneezingdragon1758

3 жыл бұрын

Civ VI is an interesting one. Idk if it's my nostalgia for V, but I'm not sure how I feel about it.

"We can use the flying death robot and the nukes to invade Halifax" is not a sentence I ever thought I'd hear

If this doesn’t show how RT can become World President by solving minor inconveniences with nukes and meteors, I don’t know what will

@krysmrug6478

4 жыл бұрын

3 wiedzmin 3 najlepszy

@zackriggs293

4 жыл бұрын

Why do I see you everywhere?

@MoonPatch

4 жыл бұрын

@@zackriggs293 Because he IS everywhere.

@pinkamenadianepie8609

4 жыл бұрын

Glad to see your here

@cecimontes4050

4 жыл бұрын

he could be one of the best presidents we've ever had(America)

Canada has had enough of saying sorry

@ajata_satru_

4 жыл бұрын

Ah you again!

@bodhi1420

4 жыл бұрын

@@agodelianshock9422 They did say sorry after tho

6:16 Thats a halifax bomber making halifax pull a halifax.

@Ortona-43

4 жыл бұрын

I laughed way too hard at that

I would say rt is our god, but he obviously isn't because we're all still alive

@music-channel69

Жыл бұрын

But if we're all dead, who's going to tell the future about this god?

The Halifax Explosion: part 2

@nicolasa.3192

4 жыл бұрын

I didn't realise I was in 4th grade history class right now

@joseangelmonterroza9364

4 жыл бұрын

The halifax explosion: second half

@jayyu8229

4 жыл бұрын

No you beat me to it

@goldenhorde6944

4 жыл бұрын

Too soon man

@eldritchplayz51

4 жыл бұрын

Why is all my glass broken-

"The world's gonna be ending soon so might as well make some good cash out of it..." Damn Daniel! You got reality in my escapism...

*Ghandi: "Finally an opponent worthy of my power"*

@Iamno111

4 жыл бұрын

Or "this battle will be legendary!"

@thatgirl4652

4 жыл бұрын

Gandhi*

Just when you thought Nova Scotia has had enough going on, a random Irishman nukes Halifax.

@snaylie

4 жыл бұрын

Lollll this!

@edited115

3 жыл бұрын

We ain't deserve that

@Mini_Squatch

Жыл бұрын

RT read about the halifax harbor explosion and decided he could top it.

"We like money, we really like money. More money" *-18.9 Gold Per Turn*

@FlatlandsSurvivor

4 жыл бұрын

Pikablu127 well that’s as America as it gets.

@commietearsdrinker

4 жыл бұрын

@@FlatlandsSurvivor Haha America goes baaad. Yeah nah. If the economy is going down it's because people insist on being locked down for months.

RT roleplaying an Alberta-led Canada in this one

@nicolasa.3192

4 жыл бұрын

Listen, I get that you guys out east really hate us but come on. We would have at least annexed Oshawa by the five minute mark

@aidandurrant3513

4 жыл бұрын

You can have Oshawa. We Ontarians really don't want it.

@conspicuousindividual2952

4 жыл бұрын

I'm from Alberta and I completely agree

@aidandurrant3513

4 жыл бұрын

Bottom line, Oshawa is a gift to whoever the fuck will take it, we really don't want it anymore.

@korickarmstrong3468

4 жыл бұрын

Pretty sure he was running Quebec if he went communist....

4:17 *traumatic 20 player nuclear ghandi flashbacks intensify*

Countries: *Exists* Also countries: Why do I hear boss music?

@caseywellington4761

4 жыл бұрын

And why does the boss music sound like "Country Roads"?

Um, I’m getting City Skylines vibes from this... Edit: cOuNtRy RoAdS

@Durhn

4 жыл бұрын

COUNTRY ROADS, TAKE ME HOME..........

@NitroCheese

4 жыл бұрын

TO THE PLAAAACE

@meatvortexgaming7134

4 жыл бұрын

I BELOOOOOONG!

@Durhn

4 жыл бұрын

WEST VIRGIIINNAA

@sharko3211

4 жыл бұрын

MOUNTAIN MAAAMAAAAA (That’s the point sergeant)

finally. Canada's in the spotlight. and fun fact RT, Canada has a structure similar to The Spire; it is called the CN Tower (it was used to be the tallest building in the world, people get to go on the roof with nothing but a helmet and rope, and a glass floor so people can shit their pants when they look down).

@justicesilverwing

4 жыл бұрын

except, the CN tower actually has a purpose, and a restaurant that rotates.

RT is literally the Civ equivalent of Belka - He does nothing wrong, and for some odd reason a bunch on Nukes detonate around and in his territory. Nothing unusual.

@blobvisfan666

4 жыл бұрын

I know right? Why is everyone blaming all these random nukes and conveniently placed forest fires on your average Irish lad?

@furinick

4 жыл бұрын

He has to dance with the ang- * Bonk * I hope buddy is still ok

@echo9932

3 жыл бұрын

Why ban Belka? Those damn dirty Oseans are obviously the ones to blame

@reinweissritter

2 жыл бұрын

Now I want him to play Ace Combat.

2:38 Teddy is just annoyed by the ungodly amount of unmanly Canucks around him

As a Canadian, I can say this is 100% accurate to how we deal with traitors. We have enough land to deal with some radiation right?

"this should be the nicest game of civ" *gandi in the leader list*

@jasonmiller2379

4 жыл бұрын

look just don't piss him off, then he'll be friendly

@lightdrgn20

4 жыл бұрын

@@jasonmiller2379, that reminds me of my first game of Civ 6. I had to fight Ghandi tooth and nail, I won but everyone hated me from then on.

@math3000

4 жыл бұрын

@@jasonmiller2379 he'll make a great ally but a terrible enemy

Civ VI developers: Hey what if we add a mode that creates more destruc.. RT : *H E A V Y B R E A T H I N G* RT Community: *aw shit here we go again*

I was wondering when we'd finally get this video. Cause as soon as I heard about those comet strikes, the Country Roads intensified for me

After seeing such ruthlessness, I took that “Watch another video or else” at the end very differently

It's a little known fact that when a "natural" disaster happens, God plays Country Roads on a massive phonograph

"I'll put a bunch of Canada so it should be peaceful!" *laughs in residential schools and Chinese railroad enslavement*

@DrSabot-A

4 жыл бұрын

*chuckles in Wet'Suwe'Tan pipeline raids*

@sheepmasters4489

4 жыл бұрын

@@DrSabot-A *Laughs in High Arctic Relocation*

@cloverpatches0

4 жыл бұрын

*giggles in wait hold on what*

@AveTrainOnDaTrack

4 жыл бұрын

"Chinese railroad enslavement" LOL

I really hope one day games will have a "RT's Paradise" game mode in which everything you do causes natural disasters that wipe out all life forms in them.

RT: *Name is city ''Not Quebec''* Me: I came here to have a good time and I feel so attacked right now.

@l_ibiche

2 жыл бұрын

exactly

Watching this video as a Canadian was an interesting experience.

@luluc5408

4 жыл бұрын

Not gonna lie as a Québécois the French was an interesting experience

Poor Halifax, it had to experience two massive explosions.

Haha meteor go brrrr

Joker: It's about sending a message RT: Joker: waiT HOLD UP

RT: Names canadian city "Not Quebec" Me as a canadian: OH SWEET JESUS WAIT QUEBEC WE LOVE YOU PLEASE DON'T LEAVE

"we will use weapons of mass destruction"-RTGame, 2020

*"The sky just turned red"* Californians be like: 'Its a boy!'

Love seeing some Canadian content. Even if it's watching Missisauga get nuked a hundred times!

"I'm the bad part of Canada" Oh shit, they made a Harper DLC?

@AveTrainOnDaTrack

4 жыл бұрын

*Trudeau DLC

@GamerGuy249

4 жыл бұрын

@@AveTrainOnDaTrack Clever

As a Canadian, I can confirm that I'm dead

“I denounced every world leader” Exactly! By giving them a common enemy to unite against, you’ve put all tensions between the other countries to a halt

Everybody gangsta til’ Canada declares ware on Canada

"I am the crisis that's affecting the world"- besr RT chanel description ever!

As a Canadian I can say this video was very accurate to what happens here.

13 seconds after the upload is undeniably the best time to watch an RTGame video.

Petition for an "End of the world Civ6"speedrun

This is the timeline where Canada didn't have hockey or Tim Hortons

@AmandaDavis6130

4 жыл бұрын

IARESMART it’s the one where they never removed their hate and put it in their geese.

That moment when the apocalypse hits and all the sudden the people are living in a giant mecha anime

It was weird to see Saint-Lin, a tiny ass town in this game. But since it was the birth place of Wilfrid Laurier, it makes sense

My favorite thing is RT playing relatively small games and having devs add missions or updates or even commenting on streams. It’s just nice to see his content recognized...

6:44 trust me RT, you don’t want it, some very dark things have come from that town...

Can you play Cards Against Humanity with the Irish Lads?

@spooglegoose

4 жыл бұрын

yeah ill love to see that

@ryshow9118

4 жыл бұрын

And Plumbella. God this would be incredible.

@hawini6950

4 жыл бұрын

RT is already against humanity though

Watching RT delete the Giant Death Robot hurt my soul, he was the best boi. True mvp of the entire game.

*country roads intensifies*

They added Canada? And Wilfrid Laurier is the leader?! _And he speaks French with a Quebec French accent?!_ Holy shit, this is amazing!!!

@Tommy_Kase

4 жыл бұрын

VIVE LE QC LIBRE

@MarxSoul2001

4 жыл бұрын

@@Tommy_Kase Meh, je suis trop jeune pour avoir une opinion développée là-dessus. Genre, on parle des référendums en cours d'histoire, mais c'est un débat assez éloigné de notre réalité actuelle. C'est pas comme si un référendum allait se faire demain. Par contre, je dois avouer que je me demande si de Gaulle a compris juste à quel point cette petite phrase à impactée notre histoire. C'est quand même assez fou comment un discours d'un _étranger_ peut précipiter de tels événements. Sans lui, qui sait combien de temps le mouvement souverainiste aurait prit pour prendre l'empleur qui avait atteinte?

Game: include natural disasters RT: *Country Road intense*

7:55 As soon as the explosion started I got an ad that said "When you're about to win the game, it's best to know what's inside"

Game: “You have proven a reliable partner in solving international conflict.” In mean, they’re technically right.. can’t be any conflict if they’re all dead.

Dan is concerningly a bit too happy at the sight of natural disasters

Bad part of Canada? You mean Alberta? This post brought to you by the Ontario gang

@dpchiko17

4 жыл бұрын

Finally someone understands

@DominiqueNoel0

4 жыл бұрын

Backed up by the Quebec gang ;)

@kieranbradbury9612

4 жыл бұрын

Alberta’s really suffering in the comments😂😂. I can see your logic tho, even though I live here

@zelgiusthebrave1401

4 жыл бұрын

no i think you mean all of canada

@gabbygamble5144

4 жыл бұрын

At least they’re not Manitoba? I live here... it’s shit.

Canada: Please! Stop the Crisis! Rt: Country Roads...

@rapogirl1391

4 жыл бұрын

Take me home....

When you remember watching this all in the stream

“I’m the bad part of Canada” ah yes good to see you entirety of Alberta

@wizen3415

3 жыл бұрын

At least we dont get oil from dictatorships instead of our own country

@jovias3718

3 жыл бұрын

@@wizen3415 I could get into a huge political argument that your trying to start but I just do not give a shit man this post is from 8 months ago

Finally! Some content I can really get behind!

"It's not always about winning, it's about sending a message."

Canada: dies RT: do it again

Paris Climate Agreement: *Exists* RT: *Im about to end this whole mans career*

Literally the most RT video I've seen yet! **Country roads, take me hooooomeeee to the plaaacccceeee I belong! West Virginia , mountain mama, take meeee homeeeee**

2020 feels like one big RT episode

Indeed made for you

Me: I-It's all Canada? Stream: Always has been.

It is healing to see this image after work. That's how I end my day.

Another hilarious video. Thank you, RT!

A perfect rtgame for the families!

When i heard that they added Meteors, i instantly thought of you RT

6:35 The contrast of getting inspiration for Environmentalism while flying to a nuked city with a giant death robot

So the same scenario as Cities Skylines And I already love it

"There's only so many nukes you can fire at your own population." - RTGame, said in a tone of desperation.

I actually had a nightmare of Halifax being nuked a few years back, this helped make that nightmare more of a comedic dream.

"is gandhi going to be friendly to us" funniest shit I've ever herd 😂😂😂

I don't know why Canada became a meme on this channel, but as a Canadian I'm proud

@Mini_Squatch

Жыл бұрын

RT's half-canadian

RT:"There's only so many nukes you can fire at your own population" 5 seconds later Rumble Tumble nukes his own capital and comments that a stadium in it is full of people

You can almost perfectly play Country Roads from the time the first meteor strikes until the very end and that pleases me to no end

"is ghandi going to be friendly to us?" -nukedi flashbacks-

The real title : We do an everyday twitch stream

Nice

@nnorvik

4 жыл бұрын

nice

You are insane! That was awesome, keep it up. ;-)

Average global temperature: *goes up by 1C* Space rocks: "Allow us to introduce ourselves!"

Why do i hear country roads music?

"I'm the bad part of Canada" Welcome to Alberta.

@ZeldaLover6

3 жыл бұрын

That’s a weird way to spell Quebec.

@wizen3415

3 жыл бұрын

@@ZeldaLover6 why does everyone hate alberta

@ZeldaLover6

3 жыл бұрын

@@wizen3415 I dunno, some ridiculous reasons probably. I don’t though.

3:11 Love the flavortext at the bottom.

RT, I’m glad to say that you channeled your inner Christoph Waltz at 11:10

I came here 3 minutes after it came out, and 451people have already been here.

@MoonCowGaming

4 жыл бұрын

not like that happens on every video made by a youtuber with a decent fanbase.. SHOCKER! TOO SPOOKY! WHOA!!!!

@saltymcginger2027

4 жыл бұрын

Welcome to the club friend.

@evanherriges4042

4 жыл бұрын

uh yeah thats how youtube works

Clicked when it said three seconds ago

@kamisatoayatosui

4 жыл бұрын

lol same

rumble tumble can have little a teddy roosevelt . as a treat