I'll also actually be streaming LA Noire VR in 50 minutes from now. We're gonna solve crimes using my magic motion hands www.twitch.tv/rtgamecrowd

@poloproductions4302

4 жыл бұрын

HERE BEFORE PINNED

@juchegang1366

4 жыл бұрын

You should stream paint drying again

@poloproductions4302

4 жыл бұрын

@@juchegang1366 how bout watching a plastic bottle rot

@ninjaamber

4 жыл бұрын

*I'm so excited for this stream*

@juchegang1366

4 жыл бұрын

Kittitian Productions nah you watch paint dry so you can watch it peel later

I see potential in "You've mastered war!" as a meme template

@JJAB91

4 жыл бұрын

Tanya approves.

@artistictutorials3246

4 жыл бұрын

Liechtenstein when they return with 81 soldiers after sending 80

@crushypieyt3441

4 жыл бұрын

Sun Tzu also approves.

@attikitty1355

4 жыл бұрын

@@artistictutorials3246 When you just can't stop seducing to-be dead people.

@finndelacy5447

4 жыл бұрын

When you bring a real gun to the water-gun fight *You've mastered war!*

"Is this against another player? I am destroying them" *Proceeds to be destroyed*

@runtergerutscht4401

4 жыл бұрын

Well he did destroy in chess at least

@monkydance2880

4 жыл бұрын

That was the joke

@nanoqht285

3 жыл бұрын

@@monkydance2880 No, it wasn’t.

@SilverKnight124

3 жыл бұрын

Germany vs Russia circa. 1942

@tobinfromfireemblem9742

3 жыл бұрын

@@SilverKnight124 scarily accurate and monstrously true are two different things. It's very hard to achieve both. You just did.

As someone who plays chess practically religiously, this video broke me

@runtergerutscht4401

4 жыл бұрын

As someone who occasionally plays chess as a hobby, I found it hillarious how he just rushed the one poor dude.

@Four-S

4 жыл бұрын

@@runtergerutscht4401 as someone who never plays chess this was confusing

@FrostReave

4 жыл бұрын

Apparently the impossible Bot has the intelligence of a intermediate-easy. Oops I meant 90’s washing machine.

@k8tieisjustjusthere

4 жыл бұрын

4 Seasons as someone who hasn’t played chess in years this was demeaning

@runtergerutscht4401

4 жыл бұрын

@@Four-S It's apparently called "A fool's 'mate" in english, it's a cheese strategy that relies mostly on your enemy not recognising it (hence the name)

Virgin chess nerds: "Scholar's Mate" Chad RT: "Cheese Strat"

@SomeName_AlsoHandlesSucc

3 жыл бұрын

Isn't it also called a fools mate?

@JTheMelon

3 жыл бұрын

@@SomeName_AlsoHandlesSucc Virgin

@SomeName_AlsoHandlesSucc

3 жыл бұрын

@@JTheMelon Lmao, ok

@nobody8thechicken186

3 жыл бұрын

@@SomeName_AlsoHandlesSucc Islands

@legendarytat8278

3 жыл бұрын

@Eric Lee this looks like some r/copypasta stuff

*Dan is a chess grandmaster, as approved by Anna Rudolf herself*

@ohjesusfuckohgodno5796

4 жыл бұрын

He has many...leather bound books

@superbtrilogy5049

4 жыл бұрын

@@ohjesusfuckohgodno5796 Your first comment on this channel was SEX

@Emoteenno

4 жыл бұрын

Let his show the leather bound books to you

@alph-lj3uy

4 жыл бұрын

Superb Trilogy mine is testicle

@QuigleTheGnome

4 жыл бұрын

ninjaamber - Amber Wendt he should go against Moist Critikal

“There’s an impossible difficulty” “Oh my god he sacrificed his Queen”

@justsomegoosewithinterneta4199

2 жыл бұрын

Man the bot should've done the botez gambit fr

@commscan314

Жыл бұрын

Nah, Tennison ICBM variation.

"What's wrong with this Chess A.I?" Me not knowing how to play Chess and have never won against the Easy CPU.

@runtergerutscht4401

4 жыл бұрын

Its not that hard, once you get the hang of it

@princesscadance197

4 жыл бұрын

It’s mostly a strategy/mind game. There are basic rules, such as a Pawn can move two spaces on its first turn, but one space every subsequent turn, and how the Knight moves in a 2-1 path, but once you learn how they move and the basic rules, it’s tolerable.

@jaysefgames1155

4 жыл бұрын

Learn to chess n00b

@cwovictor3281

4 жыл бұрын

"How dare you not know every intricacy of this centuries-old Ancient Egyptian game? Smh my head at the kids and their PUBGs and The Cullings nowadays."

@runtergerutscht4401

4 жыл бұрын

@@cwovictor3281 pfft what do you mean we're talking about chess not YuGiOh smh XD

“Ah, planet earth. it’s the place we all call home.” -totally not an alien

@expendableindigo9639

4 жыл бұрын

You know what the man says

@billylauwda9178

4 жыл бұрын

Didnt Spiff proved that RT is the king of an alien species called the spud?

@yesno8273

4 жыл бұрын

“I too suck in oxygen with my mouth like normal humans so i can survive”

@walnzell9328

3 жыл бұрын

What is Earth's defense system father?

@drawnwithlove3499

3 жыл бұрын

SOMEONE GET WILL SMITH

"Life here's always been about two things. Surviving... and having fun!" Really seems like we're currently on the surviving phase and much less so on the having fun part.

@damiengates7581

4 жыл бұрын

Also not caring for others

@laurendyer2838

4 жыл бұрын

Actually watching RT is the having fun part

@runtergerutscht4401

4 жыл бұрын

@@laurendyer2838 definitely, he is part of the fun part

@Dinoman972

4 жыл бұрын

*[laughs in introvert]*

@kaburii9807

3 жыл бұрын

The worst part is, I think this is the most of the having fun part human society has ever been able to have.

"You mastered War!". Sun Tzu would be so proud.

@mr.wonderfulwisdomouswonde2991

4 жыл бұрын

Oh well now I'm depressed

I'm still waiting for a game that lets multiple people control one chess piece each.

@bensonfamily6302

4 жыл бұрын

It would be a weird game

@Cameron115

4 жыл бұрын

I really want to see this now, but for some reason, instead of imagining an online game, I am imagining many people dressed up in chess pieces and deciding where they should go next lol

@thatoneguy9582

3 жыл бұрын

the closest think I can think of is Vote Chess it’s more like a good thousand people controlling one player but it’s close enough

@josiesetiawan9516

3 жыл бұрын

The problem is who decides who goes during turns

@KoruGo

3 жыл бұрын

Ooh have a grandmaster decide which piece to move, and then people who barely even know how the pieces work move. Hands and brains chess but with people sized pieces.

Damn this stream was amazing. The entire chat was backseat gaming, for chess. Yes, *chess*

@chrishill601

4 жыл бұрын

I'm still confused why that's a surprise to anyone.

@thatoneguy9582

3 жыл бұрын

probably should’ve set it to emote only like basically all of pogchamps did

@TheCheesyNachos

3 жыл бұрын

not even surprised seeing that people backseat hikaru all the time in his stream

@bitpumpkinn2923

3 жыл бұрын

​@@TheCheesyNachos "ah yes let me backseat the #1 blitz player in the world"

"If you want to be that guy who reads everything on Wikipedia, play this game." I feel called out.

I will at some point just randomly start using the line: "We will duel again in winter" Just... for no reason really. Just because I can

@Manglet762

3 жыл бұрын

Use that quote and others on your friends, keep doing it for a week or a few, really piss them off....the show them thks video.

You don’t know who “The Man” is, RT? How could you not know who he is?! He’s the man that invented the Backward Tongue Acceleration strat!

@duck653

4 жыл бұрын

bruh ur still active in comment sections after the Ardy tf2 let's play videos lmao

@evancruz3775

4 жыл бұрын

StickMaster500 this isn’t a tf2 video, what are you doing here?

@SchlopFlopper

4 жыл бұрын

Evan Cruz RT used to be a Tf2 channel

@TheMan83554

4 жыл бұрын

I am The Man!

@knarli8408

4 жыл бұрын

For all who are still wondering what it is: u tounge backwards, so you cant move. And you try to move right, and you get the bonus movement.

That end clip DESTROYED me, i legit snorted when it revealed that you actually were the loser

“We will duel again in winter!!!” RT: “No one talks like this...” It is now my goal when I am reunited with my family to play board games and talk EXACTLY like I’m in an anime. 🤣💀

@VibesOfChaos

2 жыл бұрын

Have you done it yet

@ms.fukawa-hanamura3754

Жыл бұрын

Have you done it yet

@zzilmcoffeeaday8551

Жыл бұрын

Have you done it yet

@LemonMori

Жыл бұрын

Have you done it yet

@lopiditty

Жыл бұрын

Have you done it yet

Heres some trivia: That “cheese strat” in chess is called fools mate

@grof4115

4 жыл бұрын

yeah but it only works against the clinically blind

@bonogiamboni4830

4 жыл бұрын

Or xQc.

@CansteamHeadcannon

3 жыл бұрын

No... isn't this one scholars mate?

Fun Fact! *Some of those facts weren't fun*

@popcorntms2952

4 жыл бұрын

Fun Fact! *neither is this one*

@samwai3762

4 жыл бұрын

Not fun fact: I got the Corona!

@DarkRayquaza121

4 жыл бұрын

Fact: the person above misspelled Corona.

@EldobelU

4 жыл бұрын

@@samwai3762 you got Who?

@wildharpy6435

4 жыл бұрын

@@EldobelU coronavirus

Either he's amazing at chess, or this is some bad programming

@chrishill601

4 жыл бұрын

He's on the good side of decent, and this is a kid's game, so it's not master level, but the 'Amazing' level AI was competent, at least. I'll also point out he lost to the level 3 AI the first time he played it.

@nacnud2115

4 жыл бұрын

as a chess player myself i was VERY surprised at how good he was. but also the impossible AI was just TERRIBLE

@damiengates7581

4 жыл бұрын

@Jaromir Goult not really

@SadKris

4 жыл бұрын

He had the assist on the whole time

@rendomstranger8698

4 жыл бұрын

@Jaromir Goult Yeah, no. Alphazero wouldn't exist if that were the case.

To clarify: in this video, RT isn't a looser who is sad, but he's loosing his sadness

**sighs** we all know how it feels when we don't own a VR headset Playing Solitaire on a Windows XP PC all day without internet

@Wilker_uwu

4 жыл бұрын

i used to tinker with all sorts of stuff back in the day, and i even managed to place Windows form buttons into MSOffice 2003 and the loading screen of Windows XP in it (which is btw a transparent .gif if you're curious)

This is honestly the best looking game on Switch and I'm not even mad about it.

@Drekromancer

4 жыл бұрын

Dude, for real. Those chess pieces were gorgeous.

@OctorokHero

4 жыл бұрын

It definitely has the best sound effects. I love the clacking and clattering of the pieces.

@neogeothomas8127

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah, this game has a surprisingly high amount of polish for a minigame compilation.

@mimidotcat

4 жыл бұрын

@@OctorokHero I might buy it just for the sound effects no cap

@mr.wonderfulwisdomouswonde2991

4 жыл бұрын

@@mimidotcat isn't it free

9:23 clearly RT has never met a person with a maxed out luck stat

@992Kristofer

4 жыл бұрын

A.k.a Alpharad

@InsanePigeon

4 жыл бұрын

@Xeraser Kazuma.

@runtergerutscht4401

4 жыл бұрын

@Xeraser how about any shounen protagonist that is born with /granted the ultimate power of OPness?

@rapogirl1391

4 жыл бұрын

Son Goku.

@expendableround6186

4 жыл бұрын

Chuggaaconroy?

don't let RT gamble anymore, he will all in on a pair of 2

0:28 if you remember, "I want die" ate the last ever salmon in the canada once so it's probably a favourite of his, give it to him on tomodachi life

The only thing getting me through quarantine is RT

@regretsin8502

4 жыл бұрын

same

@belphoose114

4 жыл бұрын

it really do be like that

@toiletpaper8958

4 жыл бұрын

Sad

@Mabra51

4 жыл бұрын

Quarantine is over tho.

@Wilker_uwu

4 жыл бұрын

@Mabra too bad

I now really want to play Connect 4 and just narrate everything as if it was an anime.

@rolluptotheparty316

4 жыл бұрын

Please do

@sapphireblue4031

4 жыл бұрын

Let me know if you ever do upload a video on that. I'll watch it

@samwai3762

4 жыл бұрын

there already is some

Can't wait for the RTGame - Cr1t1kal chess money match.

@xp2703

4 жыл бұрын

YES

@Dominion69420

4 жыл бұрын

RT Vs Ludwig

@normlord6357

4 жыл бұрын

Charlie would eat RT alive and i want to watch it.

“You’ve mastered *WAR* ”

9:20 "Don't think, feel." is a quote from the popular Bruce Lee film _Enter the Dragon._

We know it’s a good day when RT uploads.

@crabblab91

4 жыл бұрын

Pls don’t look at my search history

@justa-walrus3763

4 жыл бұрын

Hey you’re the guys who watch me

@ElysiumCreator

4 жыл бұрын

Why did you raid my house and break my N64?

@SportySnake

4 жыл бұрын

True

@lewis9s

4 жыл бұрын

Even the FBI knows.

12:14 when your sibling hands you the controller

I see you discover a piece of underrated culture.

@ckr3167

4 жыл бұрын

?

@jjnn2

4 жыл бұрын

@@ckr3167 don't touch them, you might catch stupid

@pinktribble

4 жыл бұрын

@@jjnn2 I assume you were too late?

I like how the impossible level in chess is around 900

You can tell the game is really great when you can't tell which side you're actually controlling.

Clubhouse Games Blackjack, otherwise known as the "How fast can I Want Die drain his life savings and lose his house?" Simulator 2020. I live for these videos! Keep up the great work! :)

Game: What's something you really want? One of the answers: H E A L T H Y S U C C U L E N T S

@silversonome5360

Жыл бұрын

In botany, succulent plants, also known as succulents, are plants with parts that are thickened, fleshy, and engorged, usually to retain water in arid climates or soil conditions. The word succulent comes from the Latin word sucus, meaning "juice" or "sap". Succulent plants may store water in various structures, such as leaves and stems. The water content of some succulent organs can get up to 90-95%, such as Glottiphyllum semicyllindricum and Mesembryanthemum barkleyii. Some definitions also include roots, thus geophytes that survive unfavorable periods by dying back to underground storage organs may be regarded as succulents. The habitats of these water-preserving plants are often in areas with high temperatures and low rainfall, such as deserts, but succulents may be found even in alpine ecosystems growing in rocky soil. Succulents are characterized by their ability to thrive on limited water sources, such as mist and dew, which makes them equipped to survive in an ecosystem that contains scarce water sources. Succulents are not a taxonomic category, since the term describes only the attributes of a particular species; some species in a genus (such as Euphorbia spp) or family (such as Asphodelaceae) may be succulent, whereas others are less so or not at all. Many plant families have multiple succulent species found within them (more than 25 plant families). In some families, such as Aizoaceae, Cactaceae, and Crassulaceae, most species are succulents. In horticultural use, the term is sometimes used in a way that excludes plants that botanists would regard as succulents, such as cacti. Succulents are often grown as ornamental plants because of their striking and unusual appearance, as well as their ability to thrive with relatively minimal care.

"we just destroyed them- wait that wasn't me" RT

The fact you didn’t use 9:58 as the thumbnail is a crime

1:08 I feel attacked

4:58 - that sounded like "you f*cked up, mate" and I had to double-check.

_"You've Mastered War!"_ [9:53] _- Sun Tzu, The Art of War's Final Page Quote_

For anyone wondering about the Chess Cheese Strat, it’s formally known as “the Scholar’s Mate” and can easily be avoided by literally moving a single pawn.

@commscan314

Жыл бұрын

More by moving a specific knight before the bishop is in position to defend the attacking queen when they capture your pawn to mate you.

We will not forget what you did in solitaire. The crimes will not be forgiven.

@VeryTori

4 жыл бұрын

You have committed crimes against Skyrim and her people. What say you in your defense?

@ThePlatinumDragon

4 жыл бұрын

I’m with the guild how about you look the other way?

@expendableround6186

4 жыл бұрын

???

“This ain’t anime” Clubhouse game voice acting: “Yes I am!”

Wow, piano ,my favourite game to play!

5:00 Hifumi from Persona 5 that's all I can think of with this game of connect 4

@OctorokHero

4 жыл бұрын

This game has Shogi too, so I guess it was a missed opportunity.

Lyrics, for anyone who wants to sing along: "Ah, planet earth. It's the world we all call home." Dude, I just want to play checkers. "Life here is always about two things: Surviving... and Having Fun!" I feel like this is a very narrow-minded view of the entirety of society by Mr.Miniature Man here. There's- There's a fair bit more going on, but okay. This guy looks like if you bought him a version of this game for his birthday, he'd be very disapproving (but secretly loves it). "Favorite food?" Hamburger. "Heart's desires?" To be tall. When I grow up, I want to be taller than I already am! Guy, I want to- I want to be that guy who creates, like, an absolute mess. It's almost impossible to come back from... Ho, ho, ho! Oaf! "King Me." Okay, we just destroyed them. Oh, they're just being annihilated right now. R.I.P. this man's career!. Absolute massacre (To Be Continued)

As someone who's played chess pretty much their entire life seeing RT play chess was simultaneously amusing and painful as he does not try to go for the fool's check on easy level AI

@mckinleyxie7035

4 жыл бұрын

Shouldn't it be scholar's mate? Fool's mate should be 1.. f6 and 2.. g5, which means black is trying to lose? And he did do the Scholar's mate at 12:01. But at 1:23, the easy AI opts for the Scandinavian Defence, which means that the Scholar's mate isn't possible (without intentional moves from black) due to d7 being a viable escape square.

@ericoneil9597

4 жыл бұрын

Whats ur rating

@corat4965

4 жыл бұрын

@@mckinleyxie7035 *Slow clap*

@PotassiumLover33

Жыл бұрын

@@ericoneil9597 2600

Me at 12:04: "Wait, how is that checkmate? You're not allowed to have the king capture his way out of check???" Also me: doesn't notice the bishop ready to avenge the queen

"Heart's desires: to be tall?" Who is he, Jenna Marbles?

Impossible Difficulty: ... RTGame: IF IT'S POPSICLE IT'S POSSIBLE

Make this happen xQc - The God of Chess vs RTGame - The Legendary KZreadr Top 10 Fights of All Time

@onyxrose4349

4 жыл бұрын

Isn't that the guy that lost in 6 moves?

@Frankgaming1

4 жыл бұрын

@@onyxrose4349 but you see he did it on purpose as his intelligence is unbeknownst to man. He's clearly lowering people's guard and distracting them from the fact he's secretly a chess god

@CleverDan31

4 жыл бұрын

The chess warlord suffered a most moist defeat he will never forget

@lazer_kiw1

4 жыл бұрын

xQc would just get owned by the Cheese strat, not for the first time either.

"Sad losers watch man play Clubhouse games instead of real games"

As a lover of blackjack, and chess, and a casual player of solitaire... Watching that Irishman collect that dept and absolutely murder that computer was... So sad

Fun fact: your "cheese" strat in cheese is known as the "Scholar's Checkmate"

0:07 Miniature Man : _"Life here has always been about 2 things, Surviving and Having Fun !"_ RT : "I think that's bit of a narrow minded view-" 90% of his Viewers : _"No no, he's got a point"_

"surviving, and having fun!" *cold war flashbacks*

5:12 "Oh no, I just win" that came out so naturally.

Vinny Vinesauce: Loses 4 times in a row in Connect 4 RT: First Try

@expendableround6186

4 жыл бұрын

Uncle Joel: Twelve straight losses, followed by him insulting people in chat.

"You've mastered war" I thought you did that in the Civilization videos already. If anything this is amateur hour since nowhere near enough nukes...

@silversonome5360

3 жыл бұрын

Underrated comment

4:52 leaked voiceclip of Megumin fighting Kazuma on Connect 4.

The instant I clicked this video a chess ad showed up. I have never seen a chess ad before in my life.

@mecaska2828

4 жыл бұрын

I had an ad blocker and I still got a chess ad

@seungkwanbot3203

4 жыл бұрын

@@mecaska2828 chess knows no bounds

It's oddly refreshing to see someone playing Clubhouse Games whose actually good at chess.

0:55 RT: "Draughts? Drafts?" *RT you have an english degree*

"This isn't Anime." I'm gonna use that phrase if it's the last thing I do.

5:24 I've seen this before, people think you have to beat the other players instead of just the dealer, why?

haha I'm coming in at the end with a sneaky cheer there In all reality, thanks for the advice you gave me during the stream, RT. You're such a huge inspiration to me.

RT wasn't in pogchamps because being friends with Anna has rendered him unbeatable

Holy shit I just realized that 2020 just is RT playing city skylines. Sing it with me “country roads......”

5:53 Remind me not to take you to Vegas. Blackjack is my thing

5:03 "No one talks like that." yes, that's the joke of the intro skit. all of the games have a special intro skit to them

@Rad-Dude63andathird

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah, the voice acting is overtly cheesy sure (probably intentionally), but the intent was absolutely to be silly.

@jaysefgames1155

4 жыл бұрын

@@Rad-Dude63andathird I mean these skits are funny

I've never felt so inferior watching this video. I literally don't know how any of these games work and I usually lose because I suck at strats

I think The "Impossible" Difficulty isn't supposed to mean that it's "Impossible to Win" more so that it's "Impossible to Lose Against". Nintendo should come up with better names for their "Very Easy" Difficulty. [3:52]

We need a RT game chess tournament where he goes off against viewers

"The man" is bruce lee in case anyone was wondering, it's a line in Enter the Dragon.

@Rad-Dude63andathird

4 жыл бұрын

Bowling also has a Full Metal Jacket reference in the trivia section. The trivia title regarding players with their own ball is called "There Are Many Like It...".

As someone who watched the entire stream on the archive channel, the zooming in on random points made it instantly funnier.

Wait, your're telling me this isn't the connect 4 anime?

For the record, the title used to say "VR" instead of "real games."

"No one talks like this." Why do I feel attacked?

RT is the best because he's hilarious regardless of the game he's playing. Thanks for making my day RT 😊

The twist ending on this video was amazing!

This game looks really fun actually, I don't see what the issue is.

That moment when you're early but have nothing to say

@poloproductions4302

4 жыл бұрын

say "That moment when you're early but have nothing to say", that'll be a good one

@potential_dog_eater

4 жыл бұрын

Don't comment then

The connect 4 explanation was like they stole the script from an episode of Yo-gh-oh!

Why why this so much fun!?! This was a great stream too, and really well edited!!

Pretty sure in blackjack you’re only against the dealer and not the other players right? So Dan didn’t need to keep hitting on high numbers to try and beat the other players because he still wins as long as he beats the dealer? I’m probably wrong

This looks like such a depressing experience

dude please do more of these. I'm dying with laughter right now XD

If anyone was interested. "Don't think. Feel" is a quote from the film Enter the Dragon said by the legendary Bruce Lee. AKA Bruce "The Man" Lee.

I really am inspried by "The Man" Hes such a great guy.

Hi rt you might remember me from your last stream(day 4 of the legend of zelda breath of the wild if i die i delete my save file) I’m doing great btw I had some weed before the stream started and I donated all my bits to you, I don’t regret it, it was the first Zelda stream I watched of yours

Love the editing on this one! Cloe did an amazing job!

Man i have not heard dots and boxes for years what a nostalgia trip RT

What if you Wanted to go to heaven But God said *You are stuck.*

9:25 don't think, feel can apply to a lot of fucking things game

RT your videos are the only thing I look forward to anymore

This was a great video. Fun to watch, variety, and nice to look at. 10/10 would watch Dan lose his mind over Solitaire again.