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@twdstory

2 жыл бұрын

Each and every one of your videos has different volume. I need to ajust acodingly every time. And for that reason... I'm out

@stevsmith2663

2 жыл бұрын

3;

@rodneyhuffton9155

2 жыл бұрын

Did he become successful?

@roldanelvis2449

2 жыл бұрын

The poor wife. Is she even allowed in the 🏠 🛖 🏚?

@xyeB

Жыл бұрын

@@roldanelvis2449 🛖 🛖 hut 🛖 🛖

This guy refused any anaesthetic so he could talk his neuro surgeon through the procedure.

@danimal26

2 жыл бұрын

Lol!!!! Classic

@robertj5208

2 жыл бұрын

Genius!!! Gonna use that!!

@cassiem3893

2 жыл бұрын

For real though! Ffs! 🤦🏻‍♀️

@BarryShite25

2 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@foreignwarren7361

2 жыл бұрын

I pissed my pants thanks

The words 'MP3 player' instantly aged this episode

@AlexanderFort

2 жыл бұрын

I thought the same thing

@ian_b

2 жыл бұрын

Pockets- 70s: Book, cigarettes 80s: Book, cigarettes, walkman 90s: Book, discman 00s: Book, MP3 player, mobile phone 10s: Smartphone 20s: Smartphone, mask, sanitiser, backup mask, vaccine certificate

@notmenotme614

2 жыл бұрын

When watched this, I thought to myself “Ive had wireless Bluetooth headphones for years now”

@josephcleland2207

2 жыл бұрын

I thought Deborah’s hair cut did that

@nineteenfortyeight6762

2 жыл бұрын

All those shiny fresh dragon-faces did it for me

Legend has it that after the program he went to the editors and started giving them lessons on how to edit the footage to make a tv show

@JohnDoe-ti8uj

Ай бұрын

😂😂😂

@richardedwards9389

Ай бұрын

"you see the thing with lighting is you need to....."

Richard Farley is actually the man. The patience of a monk and always gives advice before declaring himself out rather than laughing them out of the room

@Espectro101

8 ай бұрын

he was a class act - Peter jones hated him though.

@PJ-cj4uv

8 ай бұрын

​@@Espectro101I know someone who served him and family in a restaurant in London. Said he never said thank you once 😅

@bahriboy

7 ай бұрын

​@@PJ-cj4uvserved Jones or Farley?

@flabbybum9562

7 ай бұрын

​@@PJ-cj4uvThe entrepreneur Felix Dennis was also said to have been abrupt verging on rude with staff in restaurants. But then at the end, he would leave them a massive tip.

@TheHungryTrollRawr

7 ай бұрын

I'l never understand that, I'm so polite to people, and friendly, it gives them a buzz I swear! Smiles produce smiles, kindness produces happiness@@PJ-cj4uv

Its hilarious, he's trying to explain business to millionaires and he's got a 3 day old business with zero orders

@gorillaau

3 жыл бұрын

Zero orders in wholesale. Sold 700 online in three weeks. Early days though.

@karmajarrule

3 жыл бұрын

*three weeks, makes a difference

@sunnydhamija549

3 жыл бұрын

Bankrupt after $1000 fine by the BBC? Sack him or fire him, Ceos.

@2Addicted2YT

2 жыл бұрын

Looks like he did alright in the end. He's still selling it and sold 65000 the first year this show aired. I don't think he was a bad bloke. He came off as arrogant but pressure will do that to some people.

@galdvir7190

2 жыл бұрын

Honestly he could've just said he wants to make them confident he has some understanding of business and can be worked with, rather than "teaching" them

If he came in and caught you doing his mrs, he would stand there and tell you how to do it right.

@KnowThyFuture

2 жыл бұрын

Hahaha this comment deserves way more likes!

@poop10I

2 жыл бұрын

Hahaahahahah underrepresented comment hahahahahahaha

@Rikk_Klaww777

2 жыл бұрын

She is hot tho..🤔😉😂😂😂😂

@stevie1234

2 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣👏👏👏

@flipper2392

2 жыл бұрын

@@KnowThyFuture I've just given it one, I would his Mrs too...... after a few pints.

I love the way there’s a secret compartment for valuables… and their business model is to sell these to cruise ships who will give one to every passenger. So literally everyone on board will know about the secret!

@C414AC

Жыл бұрын

I thought the same 😂

@EpicTrainsCanada

9 ай бұрын

Never even thought of that lol

@kdphotos4691

8 ай бұрын

The local pickpockets will know too. Pick up the whole towel and run! 🤣🤣

@McConnellsGuitar

7 ай бұрын

@@kdphotos4691 swap it for your own identical towel and it'll be hours before they even know to look!

@briandube4503

7 ай бұрын

😂

The biggest disadvantage of this product is that it's designed for sun loungers, and if you go on the sort of holiday that involves sun loungers, you stand a very good chance of having to put up with people like David. 😂

"What are you going to spend $250,000 on?" "Stock" Duncan chokes on his water🤣

@RockLou

2 жыл бұрын

@Walking Somewhere this is the way

@JerryMetal

2 жыл бұрын

@@RockLou it is known

@oli_box25

2 жыл бұрын

S T O N K S

@Mobius_Pizza

2 жыл бұрын

He didn't mean stocks in stock market. He meant inventory.

@johnsmithe4656

2 жыл бұрын

@@Mobius_Pizza I think it was a joke.

When I see a person with this attitude I start to feel sorry for their spouse.

@vickysinghvirk8768

3 жыл бұрын

The spouse in this case seems to be really behind the product here though.

@YuToobVideos

3 жыл бұрын

@@vickysinghvirk8768 I was referring to their home life...

@ah7910

3 жыл бұрын

Unless of course, she is just as bad! I get the generalisation of the ‘poor hapless spouse’ but in fairness, most of the cringey people I know somehow found equally annoying and cringey people to marry.

@YuToobVideos

3 жыл бұрын

@@ah7910 True!

@sadikmeah4057

3 жыл бұрын

He was probably a great guy until he married her. Did you think about that?

The way Richard declared himself out was actually way more respectful than they deserved. He was clear...he was concise...he explained why he wasn't going to invest without getting personal.

@goonaa6924

3 ай бұрын

agreed .... the correct business-like and professional manner with which to provide constructive criticism ....Jones was equally objective

I can safely say I know what his entire family will be getting for Xmas for the next 5 years!

@stavrosk.2868

4 ай бұрын

That´s a good one! 😀😃🙂

@uditfonseka

2 ай бұрын

more like 25 years

"A secret pocket that protects your valuables." Thief: Just takes the whole thing.

@Comrade_Jason

3 жыл бұрын

Thanks for putting your valuables in one place, it really makes my beach hustle easier.

@TheManInBlueFlames

3 жыл бұрын

Thief: Oh wait...i'm not that strong...

@jennamilleryall

3 жыл бұрын

Benny Hill chasing ensues around cruise ship.

@thedunyadoneya2628

3 жыл бұрын

Including the person on top of it?

@theovolz3073

3 жыл бұрын

It’s not a secret if someone sees you putting your valuables in there. And it’s not really a secret if there’s an obvious bulge there.

David what are your total sales to date? David: *The word sell means to transfer goods in exchange for money*

@charlie7019

3 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@monke447

3 жыл бұрын

In terms of sales, we have no sales

@scootsmcgoots

3 жыл бұрын

Lmao, awesome comment.

@ULTIMATEUNITED2000

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂

@likeasambud9817

3 жыл бұрын

This comment deserves an investment.

One of the biggest knobs in dragon's den history.

Duncan already lying down on that beach chair🏖️ while they’re still walking down the stairs🤣 Savage

I like the way his wife looks at him intently when he speaks, like he's the fountain of all knowledge

@HalfbreedTrini

2 жыл бұрын

Hahah so she’s the cause. Made him think he was really smart

@maggiec83

2 жыл бұрын

@@HalfbreedTrini I don't think he needed any convincing of his own 'intelligence'.

@cherryrotella3714

2 жыл бұрын

He certainly thinks he is

@THEDeathWizard87

2 жыл бұрын

Just realized she didn’t say a word the entire video. I forgot she was even there

@WobblesandBean

2 жыл бұрын

@@HalfbreedTrini More like he's got her so browbeat and timid that she doesn't dare speak up and incite his wrath. Poor thing's got Stockholm.

Do the distributors buy them from you? David: Yes Right, how many have they bought? David: Distribution of wholesale goods began in 5000 bc with the onset of trading animals

@3umphbywill313

3 жыл бұрын

Jake Bracket, when you said, "distribution of wholesale goods began in 5000bc..." I could not continue reading because I spat my drink out in absolute laughter!😂

@royfr8136

3 жыл бұрын

Hahahahaha

@BenjaminGoose

3 жыл бұрын

I literally died laughing.

@catherine9808

3 жыл бұрын

Bahahahaha

@flappospammo

3 жыл бұрын

hahahah , classic

Can we give serious credit to Evan Davis? He's so good at keeping things neutral and diplomatic during the exit interviews. It's really impressive!

@cypher8677

Жыл бұрын

Autistic Evan is an absolute worthless non-entity 🤮

@RayunM

Жыл бұрын

Came here to say this. He's incredible at calming down the nerves and having an honest analysis with them.

@envsf03

Жыл бұрын

I got chatting to him in a bar once and he is such a great and interesting guy.

@michaelbailey9857

9 ай бұрын

I'm very randomly late to this comment, but yes, he is IMO the main thing that separates shark tank and dragons den

@BenjaminGoose

8 ай бұрын

What are you talking about? He tries to wind them up again after the pitch, every time. It's brilliant!

Holy crap, working with this guy would drive me to insanity within a day 😂

@tex2344

4 ай бұрын

Typical know it all southerner

@eileencroft7247

15 күн бұрын

​@@tex2344 😂😂😂😂

"I'll take you to court." The strongest pitch ever. LOL.

@alexbrown6624

3 жыл бұрын

Baffled by the pitch , Be humble remember your asking for there money and expertise ! I have this product and it is great but l never bought it from you and ld have walked if you’d tried selling me it ?

@Nemcoification

2 жыл бұрын

He's not going to take him to court. He'll be too busy paying off that incoming stock that was meant to go to those orders that are not orders.

@Tim_3100

2 жыл бұрын

That would be funny to see a dragons Legal team would rip the guy apart and leave so much debt he'd go bankrupt

@Hunter88993

2 жыл бұрын

This guy wouldn't need a lawyer, he would be his own lawyer and tell the judge how to do his job.

@Adl1923

2 жыл бұрын

Had a bit of a David Brent vibe about it that line

I have managed to get a business studies degree from watching this video. Thanks David!

@jrbs

3 жыл бұрын

Yeh, David's great. Well, according to him.

@3umphbywill313

3 жыл бұрын

@@jrbs LMAO!😆 This guy has lost his plot!

@VincentLauria6

3 жыл бұрын

I think I’ll use this video as my reference for my DBA

@drchunkybiscuit9973

3 жыл бұрын

Let's see it then.

@netweed09

3 жыл бұрын

Your names already on possibly the most famous Soap bar in the world so good luck with that(!)

You can tell he’s the “business expert” amongst his friends. He’d be absolutely impossible to work with. He thinks he knows everything and his ideas are best. Probably wouldn’t consider or even listen to someone else’s idea, even if everyone else clearly sees it’s better than his.

8:47 Richard’s too nice he gets shy when he has to shut down the business advice, gotta love him

Look, when you're watching Dragons Den videos, what you've gotta realize is that you click on the video that you wanna watch, and then you watch the video when it's done loading.

@HalfbreedTrini

2 жыл бұрын

You’re outta line, mate. IM OUT😠

@L_A_R_G

2 жыл бұрын

That’s not a very nice comment, and I’ll ignore that

@injest1928

2 жыл бұрын

I read that in his voice 🤣

@noteverton

2 жыл бұрын

Thanks for that advice. I'll try to remember it for future videos.

@Voiden0

2 жыл бұрын

You can actually watch it before its loaded. You can start watching a video when it started buffering

I loved this: swimming while someone steals your towel with everything stored neatly for a quick getaway. Fabulous laugh 😅

@Asw_2004

2 жыл бұрын

And what happens when you sit on your keys.... Not a well designed product. Also, the logo is printed all over the cover, so people know the valuables are more likely already inside. Would be worth way more if it were completely plain

@4mySweetheart369

2 жыл бұрын

I thought the same thing!

@turn1210

2 жыл бұрын

A jolly jape

@thegpshowtheshow

2 жыл бұрын

James bond should get one ! 😂

@giorgitsiklauri840

2 жыл бұрын

@@Asw_2004 The "hidden" pocket hangs off the bottom, so you won't sit on the stuff in it.

I can just picture him ordering some food in a restaurant then before the chef knows it he’s in the kitchen telling them how to cook it 😂

@R.S_Howell

5 ай бұрын

He's the kind of person who would tell the waiter to ask the chef to come out to advise him on the doneness of his steak and how his mate is a head chef who worked with Anthony Worrall Thompson in the 90s

@bobbyrayofthefamilysmith24

2 ай бұрын

​@@R.S_HowellI know a geezer just like this. Infuriating and hilarious at the same time to talk to 😂

One of the most entertaining Dragons'Den extracts I've ever seen, and I must have seen 1,000. Telling the team how to be an entrepreneur after three weeks in business!

@SergyMilitaryRankings

10 ай бұрын

Considering his product is selling well, he's doing something right lol

@outsideconfidence12

9 ай бұрын

​​@@SergyMilitaryRankingsa clown with no irl orders who only sold 700 products online lecturing millionaires who sold billions of items and have a combined wealth of more than a billion pounds is smart you say 😂😂. They should have booted him from the start, such disrespect from him.

@SergyMilitaryRankings

9 ай бұрын

@@outsideconfidence12 a clown who thinks intelligence equals net worth, he was spot on because his product is still selling well, being rich doesn't make you smart.

@outsideconfidence12

9 ай бұрын

@@SergyMilitaryRankings you realise that those people have earned their money, if u think that that guy has more knowledge and experience than those dragons you are insane, its the same if i went into a university and started lecturing a maths professor just because i know how to add and subtract...

@davidjames579

5 ай бұрын

​@@outsideconfidence12he was just showing them he's up to their level. They're not going to want to go into business with someone who's not their equal.

Lmao, when he starts telling Theo how to run a business, gold.

@MaxLennon

2 жыл бұрын

Theo's FACE hahahaha 4:45

@ThatBritishSnep

2 жыл бұрын

That's like telling Gordon Ramsay how to make scrambled eggs.

@PorchMankey

2 жыл бұрын

The slow pan is so funny

@rita8684

2 жыл бұрын

@@ThatBritishSnep omg ha ha ha but with theo he didnt get the f words lol

@libamason9987

Жыл бұрын

Itsa are now worth 2 million!

There’s something very 1980s about this couple

@ORIGINAL786dodi

3 жыл бұрын

Yep the towels he’s trying to sell, Theo sold them many years ago in the eighties 😂

@royfr8136

3 жыл бұрын

Its their hair and dress sense

@misterpete8001

3 жыл бұрын

I was thinking that as well, it's the sort of couple you'd expect on the price is right

@nicksparkle

3 жыл бұрын

Sure they used to be in “Duty Free” on ITV in the 80,s. David and Linda !

@misterpete8001

3 жыл бұрын

@@nicksparkle hahahahaha I used to watch that with my mum

00:49 - Duncan is out 1:01 - Theo is out 2:02 - Peter is out 2:10 - Deborah is out 7:26 - Richard still in 8:15 - Richard is out

@DaTruth1017

7 ай бұрын

11:51 itza is out

@davidjames579

5 ай бұрын

00.00. Jenny is out

@EgonTheGreat.

5 ай бұрын

​@@davidjames579i think you mean -1:00 - Jenny is out

@davidjames579

5 ай бұрын

@@EgonTheGreat. I can do one better than that -2.00 Jenny Is Out

For anyone interested the show aired in 2004, and in 2023 the company still exist, the sun made an article recently saying they are worth 2 million pounds company..... And it's interesting that the problem was more the owner's ego

@meilong2338

4 ай бұрын

So it took those business geniuses 20 years for the company to be worth that much 😂😂😂

@GeeEmJay

4 ай бұрын

"The Sun made an article" Fact check needed - I'll believe it when I see the annual returns on companies house LOL!

@tc98826

20 күн бұрын

@@GeeEmJay just search Itsa company, he's right. Worth over 2 million.

@dt8772

17 күн бұрын

@@GeeEmJay 2022 figures, Cash £1 973 666, Assets £2 171 443, Liabilities £699 406, Net Worth £1 337 800. So probably worth £2m now, not in 2004 though!

When he's standing at the pearly gates - "The thing is God, yeah, I know about making universes. 13.8 billion years is a long time and we've still not met any aliens. If you increase particle density, you create more matter to form planetary systems and therefore more chances to meet other life. It's simple celestial mechanics mate"

@thert.hon.thelordnicholson7261

3 жыл бұрын

"Look, universes are about percentages, God"

@thert.hon.thelordnicholson7261

3 жыл бұрын

Physicists: there could be other universes out there. Dave: there could well be, but I'll take 'em to court and won't think twice about it..

@suds3405

2 жыл бұрын

Classic

@jietroraximoff2805

2 жыл бұрын

After about 10 minutes: God-"For My Sake!! SHUT UP!!" *Throws him out towards hell*

@idrathernotthannever

2 жыл бұрын

OMFG ...yeah? ..... You sir are a genius. Best coment ever😂😂😂😂😂

Watching dragon den clips is now apart of my daily routine. I can't get enough of it.

@ethank5681

3 жыл бұрын

Me too, I sometimes wonder how proud Northerner Jenny Campbell is doing

@AntiMatter930

3 жыл бұрын

Did you not post the same thing on a different video?

@vibovitold

3 жыл бұрын

@@AntiMatter930 perhaps that's part of the routine too. can't get enough of reposting this insightful comment

@ThePrimeMinisterOfTheBlock

3 жыл бұрын

Hello you are very beautiful do you have a boyfriends 💕

@AntiMatter930

3 жыл бұрын

@@vibovitold we're a bunch of dragons' den junkies

Duncan spluttering into his drink said it all 😂

"Go and have a little swim." Yes, whilst the local pickpocket thinks Christmas' came early, "all I gotta do is pick up the towel and run!"

I'm off to bed Dave: the bed is where you sleep

@danhanley1313

3 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣

@Smithjones12

3 жыл бұрын

I dread to think what his idea of romantic pillow talk is

@danhanley1313

3 жыл бұрын

@@Smithjones12 Dave: Romantic pillow talk is when your in bed with your wife or partner and speaking seductively to them.

@Smithjones12

3 жыл бұрын

@@danhanley1313 exactly

@danhanley1313

3 жыл бұрын

@@Smithjones12 🤣

Goes into the village pub on Sundays at lunchtime ,wife just sits and listens to him, he's been to France a couple of times in the 80's , thinks he knows about wine, drinks spritzer,has his steak well done, probably involved in conservatories at some point, drives an 8 year old second hand silver Mercedes, wears flip flops, regularly goes to the Costa Brava , bores everyone with his golf stories, wears sunglasses in the pub, uses a few £50 notes here and there to give off the air of being a businessman, tries screwcap wine in restaurants to see if its corked. Just a pratt.

@peterivory2037

2 жыл бұрын

Couldn't of put it better,exactly same thoughts occurred to me...

@nono-io5kt

2 жыл бұрын

@@peterivory2037 Just change village pub to bar at the marina, Costa Brava to Costa Rica and pounds to dollars. We have them here too in So Ca.

@GregTheReaper

2 жыл бұрын

The names Bucket..Richard be a dear and teach those Dragons a lesson

@ThePrimeMinisterOfTheBlock

Жыл бұрын

You seem to be very familiar with the stereotype. Suspiciously familiar.

@jb-nn8sk

Жыл бұрын

That would be prat...brilliant analysis though.

9:15 "Business is all about......" YOU'RE DOING IT AGAIN! lol

Legend has it that he's still giving business advice without a business....

who else cringes too hard to watch properly and scrolls through the comments instead

@markenglish8719

3 жыл бұрын

Yep

@kdog4587

3 жыл бұрын

Yessssss

@anthonypoole6417

3 жыл бұрын

Ha, yes doing it now. I can hear just not looking. He's irritating.

@mariosavva999

3 жыл бұрын

Hahahaha always

@alexgroushko3142

3 жыл бұрын

Comments are the best thing on KZread.

I have seen some arrogant wankers on Dragons Den over the years, but this guy raises the bar to another level.

@ryanjoned9582

3 жыл бұрын

Straight to the point pal love it

@davemurray3203

3 жыл бұрын

I know right. The way he was simplifying it for them. Expected him to be like " if I have 10 apples and I sell 3 how many do I have left"

@minidozer3473

3 жыл бұрын

HAHAHAHA

@riverstour

3 жыл бұрын

The champagne bloke was the worst

@kramsenoj1

3 жыл бұрын

@@riverstour i will check it out

I’m so glad that the Den had someone on like David who could show the dragons how to run a successful business. Cos his was doing so well! And he’s no schmuck either!

Theo's face when he says he'll sue him 🤣

This guy lost me when he started explaining how business works to the dragons. Right, I’m off to tell Gordon Ramsey how to cook.

@lancelaws6128

3 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣

@bontragerjones

3 жыл бұрын

Ok, I'll make sure your eulogy is flattering.

@3umphbywill313

3 жыл бұрын

LA Raine, Love your comment!😆

@3umphbywill313

3 жыл бұрын

I'm going to teach Stephen King how to write! GOOD LORD!😤

@JesusJuenger

3 жыл бұрын

Well apparently you *do* want to tell him how to spell "Ramsay".

This guy is the dictionary definition of an ex-pat bingo caller in Tenerife

@simbae170

2 жыл бұрын

UNDERRATED COMMENT! LOOOOL

@Alena-cq1ze

2 жыл бұрын

This guy is just straight up a dictionary

@monkeytennis8861

2 жыл бұрын

@@simbae170 no, it isn't. It doesn't make any sense.

@zoeyelh

2 жыл бұрын

yes!

@AYTAZED

2 жыл бұрын

@@monkeytennis8861. Yes it does.

I'm not a shmooook 😆 When he was giving Theo a valuable lesson, Duncan sits back laughing ... Wish Duncan was back !

Peters face at 7.20. classic.

He’s the sort of bloke that will go into a curry house and calls all the waiters John. With his cringey pitch and Benidorm tan thinking he’s billy big bollocks.

@thert.hon.thelordnicholson7261

3 жыл бұрын

I love the way they hobble up the stairs with all their bags of shite, looks like they're climbing on to a WizzAir flight to Tenerife

@gaysy1st

3 жыл бұрын

Great comment.

@shahinmahdi2192

2 жыл бұрын

He'd also critique them on the curry and then jump into the kitchen to teach them how it's actually made.

@liverpoolscottish6430

2 жыл бұрын

You omitted to mention that he undoubtedly plays golf..........

@danielmoran9902

2 жыл бұрын

@@thert.hon.thelordnicholson7261 Hahaha! F*ckin' ace!

Okay honey, now that we've stitched up a few pouches on this towel, lets head off to the dragons' den and teach them how business is done.

@darrengordon-hill

3 жыл бұрын

BODIED

@aliencyborg3660

2 жыл бұрын

😂👏👏👏

@joegroundswell5716

2 жыл бұрын

9

@BeridotSegas

2 жыл бұрын

@@darrengordon-hill bO BAG

You can't leave your valuables in one of the pockets and think it will be safe to walk away.

This bloke couldn't sell a black cat to a witch 😁

He’s currently in intensive care as he refused to wear his seatbelt and was determined to show the car how to protect himself in a collision!

@maryfiaola3686

2 жыл бұрын

😆

@filledwithvariousknowledge2747

Жыл бұрын

This actually wouldn’t be surprising

@JDnFL

Жыл бұрын

Quite right, definitely spot on.

@thert.hon.thelordnicholson7261

Жыл бұрын

Update - he's still in intensive care, he's on a waiting list to have surgery carried out by himself.

I like to imagine that before the pitch, the guy spoke to the camera operators. *David* : When filming, you've got to hold your camera like this, and zoom in on a person's face, with the lighting on the right angle, so you can really highlight how much they're sweating. *Camera operator* : ....

@anubusx

3 жыл бұрын

David tries to lecture Bill Gates about making operating systems.

@TomCro73

3 жыл бұрын

Seriously, he was like a character from The Fast Show...

@Finderskeepers.

3 жыл бұрын

sweating, just they way they want it, more drama

This guy gave his dad the puberty talk

Genuinely iv never disliked Anyone so much so quickly in my Life and I'm 88

This bloke will sit there and tell Bill Gates how to use a computer...

@keiko3487

3 жыл бұрын

LOLOL!!!

@romancatholicword528

3 жыл бұрын

He would probably tell a doctor who to perform heart surgery, he probably told Trump how to win the election, we all know how that went, and this gut is as orange as Donald Trumps left testicle !

@maxim377

3 жыл бұрын

Well you see you press this button here, and it turns on roight, and it's a streamlined process to logging in.

@j.r7091

3 жыл бұрын

That’s like Bill Gates trying to tell the world he can save their life with a vaccine with no medical experience

@pizzaboy3946

3 жыл бұрын

@@j.r7091 And his operating systems are inferior; just that he got in at the right time to make it the market standard.

Having an anxiety attack from second-hand cringe.

@whoasked7192

3 жыл бұрын

Thought i was the only one!

@ebonimom6964

3 жыл бұрын

I hate second hand embarrassment. Gosh I hate being embarrassed for someone else. Gives me major anxiety and I cant even bear it. I get nauseated and I actually have a nightmare about it that night!

I am binging every Dragon's den video on this channel while playing Pokémon Violet and honestly, gotta say I have never been happier. It's the little things. Love this channel.

I would never have guessed that the comments for this clip would be comedy gold.

I love how his wife just stands there saying nothing just like “oh Christ here he goes again”

@meenanaicker8999

3 жыл бұрын

This guy needs to listen more and keep quiet

@Psycho250785

3 жыл бұрын

I am afraid to imagine what their family life is like...

@mathiuseden9605

3 жыл бұрын

@@Psycho250785 Condescending and Acts way more intelligent than they have the depth to really jump into, Should be looking up... not Talking down like they're Morons... You want their money. You want to wow them and Have them Like you in a fluid manner so they feel like they can work with you. I've relayed these episodes time and time again, Fair Product and a Functional Friendly Pitch with direct answers to the basics can get you the offer even with very low sales (£10,000-£20,000)

@finalshade14

3 жыл бұрын

Bignut come inside of her gut and leave with no trace

@halfvolley11

3 жыл бұрын

He should have been a teacher. Guy loves lecturing.

Theo's sarcastic look of interest is so damn hilarious

@jakeplumber1373

Жыл бұрын

I'm always watching his facial expressions significantly. Him and Peters

@richard7645

8 ай бұрын

He don't suffer fools gladly

On the one hand he's so fortunate to have such an adoring wife, and on the other hand it seems that that just plays into his illusion that he is the fountain of all knowledge and others have so much to learn from him... including those who are far more knowledgeable, experienced and successful!!

He’s that type of person who takes their seatbelt off the moment the plane touches the tarmac 😂

He thinks hes talking to his wife or guys at the pub who he berates.... many watching this who knew him im sure enjoyed him being told some homes truths.

@brendonjohn2066

3 жыл бұрын

Yes Roy Fr, I was thinking the exact same thing. I also thought how embarrassing for his friends & family. "I'm not a schmuck, I'm not a schmuck".

@charlesmurray3255

3 жыл бұрын

@@brendonjohn2066 he was a schmuck tho.

@brendonjohn2066

3 жыл бұрын

@@charlesmurray3255 exactly Charles.

@Ozyrus

3 жыл бұрын

2:02

@BoiledOctopus

3 жыл бұрын

Yes - was thinking about his poor wife. She is clearly trodden on.

Normally in the den, the entrepreneurs might not understand business principles such as turnover, retail prices and gross profit. But here, we have a man who understands all these principles but seems to think the Dragons don't.

@chrisbevis7725

2 жыл бұрын

And guess who is broke!

@DirtyBeatzMusic

Жыл бұрын

@@chrisbevis7725 not the guy who is selling these towels. they sold hundreds of thousands

@magibubu

Жыл бұрын

@@chrisbevis7725 atm the companys net worth is 2 million so I'm guessing they did pretty well, though I think some of that is thanks to the free advertising this show gave it.

@youtube-kit9450

7 ай бұрын

Well, the dragons didn't say the product wasn't good. They skipped on it because the valuation was way too high and the guy was insufferable to them.@@magibubu

@davidjames579

5 ай бұрын

The Dragons were so rude. They're still learning and all his points were spot on. If they'd heeded this advice they might not need to keep working for a TV programme, and make enough from their own products.

Theo the Fetus looked like he was gonna fall over from that guy telling him how to run a business. 🤣 And lol at 11:12, the zoom in on the sweat on dude's forehead.

The closeup of the sweating at 11:20 🤣

@siaitsme6800

Жыл бұрын

👍👍😆👍

@richard7645

8 ай бұрын

He got roasted

He reminds me of the typical know all Brit that goes to Spain to sit all day by the pool, at his all inclusive amongst other Brits then comes back saying how much he loves "Spain" Lol

@86londongirl

3 жыл бұрын

It's Mel Harvey from Benidorm.

@Itsjustme5853

3 жыл бұрын

Hahahhaa yes they scream Benidorm

@roberthutchins4297

3 жыл бұрын

"Lol" - what does that mean? Is it a key part of your penetrating comment? Have you met a lot of these "typical know all Brits".

@robertoballa9703

3 жыл бұрын

We know what the brits are like ___John : I'm going on holiday to Spain __Tom : oh really thats nice and where in spain exactly ? Oh I don't know , near the sea ____

@roberthutchins4297

3 жыл бұрын

@@robertoballa9703 And what does your ridiculous comment mean?

This is what happens when you take a 3 week coursera course online on how to run a business and entered dragons den

@joshpickles9022

2 жыл бұрын

I'm sure that is exactly what happened here.

You know he walked out of there and went "that went great!"

The camera zooming in on Theo's slowly gaping mouth is perfect editing

A secret pocket that everyone knows about.

@brabbit3389

3 жыл бұрын

I was thinking that exact same thing- when they go off for a swim it’s an easy grab

@JaySmith-kn8sr

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂

@michelealexander1657

3 жыл бұрын

I thought the same!

@lesleywhibley

3 жыл бұрын

They do now LOL.

@CyberBeep_kenshi

3 жыл бұрын

Ye the secret pocket bulking and a thief seen the person stuff it with a wallet lol

Cardoctor: Hello this is cardoct--- David: THE THING ABOUT CARS IS THAT....

@eljay2224

2 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣😂

@raghu5657

2 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

I actually bought 2 of these years ago from Lakeside shopping centre, and i absolutely loved them. They lasted years, and were brilliant.

Awesome to see a graduate of the David Brent school of business in the Den. I could totally see an opposite of The Office where Brent explained half-understood basic business principles to CEOs of major companies.

Dragon: "Hello David. " Delusional David: "Hello is used as a greeting, or to begin a telephone conversation. The use of hello as a telephone greeting has been credited to Thomas Edison; according to one source, he expressed his surprise with a misheard Hullo. Alexander Graham Bell initially used Ahoy (as used on ships) as a telephone greeting. However, in 1877, Edison wrote to T. B. A. " Dragon: "I'm out. "

@xozzy830x

3 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣 I’m DED! 😂😂

@kimjong-un1136

3 жыл бұрын

@@xozzy830x Hi DED, I'm James. * tap dances out the room.

@EmperorAmun-Ra

3 жыл бұрын

Haha... Good one!

@Anna.T.

3 жыл бұрын

Me after reading this comment: 7:45

@kimjong-un1136

3 жыл бұрын

@John Kraken /whoosh/

"I'm not a schmuck..." Yes you are.

@peterbentley5184

3 жыл бұрын

No he's not he's made millions out of the product ..

@michaelcharlton6728

3 жыл бұрын

@@peterbentley5184 Not according to published accounts - shareholders fund - £533k

@peterbentley5184

3 жыл бұрын

@@michaelcharlton6728 turned over millions but the business is making good money

@rebelwithoutapplause5629

3 жыл бұрын

He didn't even say "Shmuck" correctly..

@pleasepermitmetospeakohgre1504

3 жыл бұрын

The guy is a waste of sun cream.

Years ago I had a roll up beach bag that was a giveaway promo product from Estee Lauder. It had a waterproof backing and towelling inside lining, with an inflatable pillow. It all folded and zipped easily into a neat shoulder bag for your belongings that actually kept its shape, rather than being a baggy mess like the one shown here.

peter's face at 7:20 caught me so off guard. now i gotta dry my keyboard off

He is the type of guy who is commonly found in the wild as the "free advice" guy. You can ask him a simplistic question & each time, instead of replying to the point, he would respond with a verbose advice mixed in with a heavy dose of philosophy.

@johnbrewer9833

3 жыл бұрын

Ask him the time and he will tell you how to make a watch.

@TheHarrybo1

3 жыл бұрын

They have actually done very well with this product , Check it out

@yvonnedrysdale4834

3 жыл бұрын

Philosophical crap

@DJDistruxion

3 жыл бұрын

We call them politicians

@bertbox69

3 жыл бұрын

@@TheHarrybo1 surprising considering hes such a narcissist

I got my bachelor's in business... I learned it all from this episode...

@manuelsousa

2 жыл бұрын

David is an awesome professor, isn’t he? Honestly, he should be teaching on his spare time

5:00 Theo's face - "You're talking like you think you know more about business than me".

cant stop watching this one.. the way he talks to the dragons 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

Dragon's " How did you value your business at 250k?" " When you start a business, you look at things like a towel and say to yourself I could see myself using that as a bookshelf but if you try to use it as a bookshelf ill sue you."

@TheHarrybo1

3 жыл бұрын

They have done very well with this product,

@albertfdigby603

3 жыл бұрын

:)))

@darrengordon-hill

3 жыл бұрын

TEARS of laughter; thank you

This guy would stand there and tell John wick how to kill people

@Asw_2004

2 жыл бұрын

Risk to reward lmao

@at0micsheep

2 жыл бұрын

But not before he tells him how to use a pencil

@MAC_ABC

2 жыл бұрын

*YOU’RE HOLDING THE GUN WRONG* When a bullet hits the body, it’s hits the skin first… okay. Nothing else. Then it goes in. *John shoots himself*

@anubusx

2 жыл бұрын

He would try and instruct Thanos how use the Infinty Stones.

@darkchaser25

2 жыл бұрын

He would tell Neo how to do Kung Fu

Those normal towels are so inconvenient aren't they... love the fact you can physically see where the inspiration came from by looking at those topped up tans and outfits.

​ @Arnoudt Just add a waterproof tracker and if the towel moves at all when further than 5ft away from the tracker beeps. If the tracker moves nothing happens it only beeps when the towel moves and if both parts move at same time it doesn't beep.

This guy was last seen in Tenerife advising German tourists how to reserve a sunbed

@cheeseisdelicious111

3 жыл бұрын

Hahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!

@quadmeister

3 жыл бұрын

You think?? Search the company now! They made millions

@bertbox69

3 жыл бұрын

there's an app that can remind the German tourist who won the war when they sit down on the lounger 🤣

@CB-ob5fr

3 жыл бұрын

Das ist sehr lustig

@jonozambrotta6048

3 жыл бұрын

@@quadmeister wats the name of the company

The ego has landed. Imagine trying to work with that guy.

@twodogsandaperson

3 жыл бұрын

Imagine being his child

@carriebizz

3 жыл бұрын

Or being married to him

This is definitely someone who needed to have run the product for quite a few months before coming onto the show. I would never buy a towel with pockets for lots of reasons, but if he could have gotten some interest with cruise liners or distribution channels set up, he could have sold this.

On what are you going to spend 250.000? STOCK Glup...Duncan chokes on his water!

"They don't know it all. They're still learning too." Indeed, that is correct. But why he thinks that they don't know basic foundational principles (despite being multi-millionaires), and that he's the guy to educate them in relation to these, is beyond me. I might give The Rock some gym advice when I'm 3 weeks in and can do free weights.

@hollyro4665

Жыл бұрын

I just love that he was trying to teach year 7 week 1 business lessons to a group of experts. Like he’d just picked up a kids textbook on the way in and thought maybe the people who’ve been doing this for decades don’t know about this stuff. Hilarious to watch unfold.

@oki9Sedo1

Жыл бұрын

@@hollyro4665 Definitely! The Dunning-Kruger effect exemplified!

@DavidMcCoul

5 ай бұрын

The problem is he's asking them for money, not the other way around

@markcowley9078

3 ай бұрын

2 years on they are worth £2 million !!😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀

@maverickmic

3 ай бұрын

All that shows is he finally learned something, maybe how to change his comm skills...@@markcowley9078

_when Duncan almost spits his water out_ 💀

@VincentLauria6

3 жыл бұрын

I was rolling on the floor laughing at that moment...

@WobblesandBean

2 жыл бұрын

We were all Duncan in that moment.

If thieves are eyeing you up, they'll see you putting important items in sneaky zips lol

That's what everyone needs, a branded beach bag that looks identical to everyone else's lying on 300 identical cruise ship chairs

"What are you gonna do with that 250k?" "Stock." 12 year olds at home watching this over their parent's shoulder: LMFAO WHAT

@patscanlan2678

3 жыл бұрын

thats a lot of oxo cubes....🤪🤪🤪

@artur6912

3 жыл бұрын

My first thought was the stock market when I heard that and it confused the hell out of me, after I realized he meant inventory I got even more confused because so far he sold a handful online and has no bigger deals lined up, so why the hell does he need to buy 250 k worth of towels.

@Alex-dj1os

3 жыл бұрын

@@artur6912 who asked

The title of his book would be: Let Me Explain.

@ninjalokust

3 жыл бұрын

Title: Let me explain Subtitle: All about business so you can see how valuable a company I run and therefore will be likely to invest in my company since I am the best at business. First, when we talk about the value of a company we mean the value the company can generate in financial terms and what someone might pay for the company if they were to buy it. Secondly a company is an organisation of labor/management structured to fully entrench power at the top so they never have to do any work to keep the company functioning. Thirdly investing is when an entity decides to buy some share of the whole company becoming an investor. Lastly I am clearly the best at business since my book title is already a book in itself which describes exactly what you will learn inside while creating the sense that much more information was to be exchanged in its pages when in reality its 900 pages of arrogant self aggrandizing nonsense.

@anubusx

3 жыл бұрын

lol.

@rickandrewsacting6098

3 жыл бұрын

@@ninjalokust underrated comment.

@user-eh1gc7xo7q

3 жыл бұрын

He would probably dedicate the whole first chapter on how to read

@royfr8136

3 жыл бұрын

Thats too nice. How about, 'I'll tell you something you need to know.'

Spending too much time on the sunbeds of the Costa's melted their brains if the suntans are anything to go by!