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@farrmar7438

2 жыл бұрын

Oh thanks!

@Cole_King

2 жыл бұрын

Can't beat this clip 🤣🤣🤣

@bettyottman1718

2 жыл бұрын

Hilarious. Father Ted acting like a China Man, then some Chinese people appear.

@EuroWarsOrg

2 жыл бұрын

@@bettyottman1718 I hear you're a globalist now Father!

@robloxtvRMA

2 жыл бұрын

Remember your show Whose Line Is It Anyway

I love how the farmer's main objection to becoming a racist is that it's too much effort😂

@kentinson1670

Жыл бұрын

I don't blame him. Farming takes up most of your time. Devoting yourself to being a full time racist means you won't get work done

@bronsonvann2662

Жыл бұрын

@@kentinson1670 Agreed, it's too much effort to be a racist nowadays. You've got to remember a bunch of slurs, go out of your way to demean them, honestly it seems exhausting.

@Anon1gh3

Жыл бұрын

Don't worry son. Our existing is plenty racist.

@fandomcringebucket

Жыл бұрын

@@bronsonvann2662 And now there's all these dogwhistles you're supposed to pickup on, too! Honestly, I could never be a racist- I don't have that kind of motivation.

@Anon1gh3

Жыл бұрын

@@fandomcringebucket Racism, in reality, is a weapon and an instinct. It is not learned or unlearned. Consequently, those who aren't are effectively disarmed and in conflict with their own nature. What's important is not any issues of race, sex or property, but rather the lack of knowledge of the self-defence principle and how it applies to each...those who have not are at the mercy of those who have. For some, the only language they understand is the universal one and the only law they live by is the law of the jungle. So be it. When confronted with the like, one must cease his futile attempt to communicate "the law" or his personal code of ethics. If you have the motivation to preach "don't steal", then I would hope you also have the courage to not be stolen from. And if you are concerned about a poor man, then don't give him a fish out of charity, but instead teach him to fish. Better yet, tell him to go and craft a fishing net and teach himself and those he wants to help. Then he and they will be fed for a lifetime, rather than a day. It is a cruelty to reward dependency as a way of signalling one's supposed virtue.

I think the funniest part of this for me is the idea that this tiny Irish island has a Chinatown and Father Ted didn't know about it

@AB-gz9yb

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@clockoff94

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

@SatumainenOlento

3 жыл бұрын

And...he was not that surprised that it did show up that sudden: "So is there Chinatown in Graggy island now?" In the island like that...if there is 2 Chinese families leaving close to each other...righty, that is CLEARLY a Chinatown!

@rowan_Bush

3 жыл бұрын

‘This tiny Irish island’

@clockoff94

3 жыл бұрын

@@rowan_Bush whats wrong with that?

I like how the farmer asks Father Ted how he got into racism as if it were some hobby or sport 😭

@NormAppleton

Жыл бұрын

Like supporting Liverpool or Celtic.

@BA-yz9up

Жыл бұрын

So good

@beebs4283

Жыл бұрын

i mean, to the british it really was a competition

@oliverarado

Жыл бұрын

It isn’t the Greeks, it’s the Chinese he’s after 🤣🤣🤣

@tenzaemtade6146

Жыл бұрын

@@beebs4283 you do realise that they're not British?

Such a shame that poor farmer is working himself so hard that he doesn’t even have time to be racist. Life really can be hard on the best of us.

@matthew8153

10 ай бұрын

Ay, used to be you could finish up your chores by dusk and walk down to the pub to complain with the rest of the townsfolk about taxes the Muslim levied on Christians. Nowadays with all this machinery and industrial farming you’re not done with your chores until almost midnight.

@crystallxix1493

6 ай бұрын

We truly live in a society

@SamuelBlack84

4 ай бұрын

He's no doubt getting his reward for his hard work from his Missus just behind that wall 😅

@ChadKakashi

Ай бұрын

@@matthew8153couple of typos ruined this fantastic bit.

@matthew8153

Ай бұрын

@@ChadKakashi What typos?

"How'd you get interested in that type of thing" is the most Irish response to racism

@PotterPossum1989

4 жыл бұрын

There are no Irish racists 😂

@petercdowney

4 жыл бұрын

@@PotterPossum1989 There are probably a few. Even the Nordic countries have racists.

@AfferbeckBeats

4 жыл бұрын

@silver Why do you hate Irish people?

@magicamadeye

4 жыл бұрын

@@AfferbeckBeats wait wait wait...is they an irish that is racist or is they someone who is racist to the irish? This could be very important later. Oh hows mary by the way?

@iamthatguyfromslipknot1137

4 жыл бұрын

@Noctis Gaming Lol. Lol. Lol. Lol.

"Should we all be racist now father? Whats the official line the church is taking on it?" I almost choked laughing

@MrDaiseymay

4 жыл бұрын

silly innit?---but BUGGERY, now your talkin Father.

@derekmcmanus8615

4 жыл бұрын

It never gets old

@DianeD862

3 жыл бұрын

I just can’t stop laughing if people don’t want to watch then don’t leave the ones who want to watch it I’ve got the box set love it we. Need a good laugh at this time 🦠🦠🦠🦠🦠🦠🦠🦠🦠🦠🦠🦠🦠🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

@alexagaba284

3 жыл бұрын

favourite bit of a great skit

@John-wf5if

3 жыл бұрын

lol

"The farm takes up most of the day. And at night I just like a cup of tea. I might not be able to devote myself FULL TIME TO THE OLD RACISM" 😂 Absolute quality

@SSJfraz

Жыл бұрын

What's the official line the church is taking?

@winzyl9546

Жыл бұрын

​@@SSJfrazpractice racism moderately. Racism is a gift from God, but over-indulgence is sinfull.

@ella9693

9 ай бұрын

@@winzyl9546Eh?

@consideringorthodoxy5495

8 ай бұрын

@@ella9693 The formula of the sentence winzy used is a very common response that the church uses when advising people on a variety of issues. Replace "racism" with "food" or "alcohol" and you would have a standard piece of church advise.

@EvilSean62

6 ай бұрын

glorious

The underrated part of the gag is he tells Dougal to lighten up while he's wearing a lampshade.

@Anne-ku3lj

11 ай бұрын

Brilliant! I missed that!

@michealjones9863

5 ай бұрын

Billy Connolly says any man left alone in a room with a tea cosy and doesn’t try it on is not to be trusted!!!!

@AndrewGivens

3 ай бұрын

@@Anne-ku3lj They literally lampshaded it.

Well it's amazing that they got the whole Chinese population of Ireland to come together in this episode

@seriascannain6675

3 жыл бұрын

A friend of mine who is Chinese did not like this episode

@showmemoviesnow

3 жыл бұрын

@@seriascannain6675 A friend of mine who is Chinese loves this episode.

@seriascannain6675

3 жыл бұрын

@@showmemoviesnow Different people react in various ways!

@wrathofgods100

3 жыл бұрын

Im chinese-japanese and I find it funny 😄 😝

@bryanregan714

3 жыл бұрын

@@wrathofgods100 very Body have different sense of Yuma it’s a shame really 😢

I love how the farmer only isn't racist because time wouldn't allow.

@scottbuckley823

8 жыл бұрын

+BARRY Ryan Yes love his accent and the way he talks like it's some unusual hobby 'how'd you get interested in that type of thing'. Did you know this fella is actually in two episodes but because of the make up most people don't know he plays Alan the judge of the sheep.

@barringtonfisher87

7 жыл бұрын

+Scott Buckley haha really? the things you know, eh? He's generally interested in what gets you into the ol racism

@scottbuckley823

7 жыл бұрын

BARRY Ryan and the CELEBRATION OF SHEEP

@oscarstrokosz2986

7 жыл бұрын

Most racists have to much time on their hands, just look at Britain First. If they were just to get jobs they probably wouldn't be racists

@barringtonfisher87

7 жыл бұрын

+oscar strokosz if they had a farm to take up most of their time & just liked a cup of tea of an evening, they wouldn't be so racist

The lady going mental with her shopping bags is absolutely brilliant.

@grahamfisher5436

Жыл бұрын

Sam Smith 🤣🤣🤣

@DJL3G3ND

4 ай бұрын

I didnt even notice how much she aggressively slides around in the mud its brilliant

@mjw12345

2 ай бұрын

True but the way she switches to cosy normality like On/Off switch is what gets me! Sadly, the racists we're minting now have no OFF switch.

@mrman2415

2 ай бұрын

​@@mjw12345 Nor do the people who manage to bring current events and/or political opinions into every conversation

@aidanmcmillan-dx8lq

Ай бұрын

i wonder how people find this funny when its true that foreigners rape and steal all the time in White lands. The rest of the world is racist, but liberals pretend otherwise. To your detriment

"Only the farm takes up most of the day, and at night I just like a cup of tea" Gold

@addex1236

2 жыл бұрын

I just love how he treats being a racist like it's a job

@steffers178

Жыл бұрын

🤣😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@tshepomoemi2486

Жыл бұрын

🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

@dewilew2137

Жыл бұрын

He’s far too busy for full-time racism, just part-time. 💀

@dewilew2137

Жыл бұрын

@@addex1236 it might as well be, it seems exhausting to be that miserable!😅

Nobody going to comment on how he told Dougal to lighten up whilst wearing a lampshade?

@wordreet

5 жыл бұрын

It was funny, and I noticed, but I shan't comment.

@wordreet

5 жыл бұрын

Oh dammit!

@darekbaird

5 жыл бұрын

You just made the scene better

@dgphi

5 жыл бұрын

I didn't make that connection. Thanks for the illumination.

@jeffc5974

5 жыл бұрын

It gets even better when you consider the trope of lampshade hanging: tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/LampshadeHanging

“The Greeks invented gayness.”

@davidwuhrer6704

3 жыл бұрын

Right after "they take our women."

@ShinKamaitachi

3 жыл бұрын

You mean Greco Roman wrestling, because yeah.

@swine13

3 жыл бұрын

@sycuro ive heard as long as you aren't using it to pin them it's fair game.

@petergibson2318

3 жыл бұрын

@@davidwuhrer6704 She is gay.

@davidwuhrer6704

3 жыл бұрын

@@petergibson2318 So she is not after the Greeks in general, just after Lesbians? Then what is she complaining about?

That woman’s performance was amazing. She really summoned some intensity

@cartertheunstoppablefaxmac902

3 ай бұрын

She wasn’t even a cast member. She’s just a local who accidentally wandered onto the set.

@frannieo6128

Ай бұрын

Them feckin' Greeks!

“They invented gayness!” Gets me every time

@soundyourhooter1523

11 ай бұрын

It’s funny under the myth. But, scholars like Adonis Georgiades have shown Ancient Greece is no different than current day treatment of that sort of thing.

@Zaxares

10 ай бұрын

@@soundyourhooter1523 Yeah, even for the Ancient Greeks, they only really approved of certain specific types of homosexual relationships (such as pederasty, which involved an older man and a younger lover, sometimes even into their teens, and their relationship tended to be half-lovers, half-mentor/student. Today, we'd probably recognize it as grooming or another kind of predatory sexual relationship). Gay relationships between men of equal age and status such as we see today still tended to be frowned upon. One famous example was the Sacred Band of Thebes, a fearsome group of warriors who consisted entirely of gay couples. They were reviled for their behaviour even as they were admired for their martial prowess, so they occupied quite a unique role in the gossip of the age.

@zr3755

10 ай бұрын

Immediately after "They're taking our women" Brilliant

@The_mrbob

7 ай бұрын

@@soundyourhooter1523Well it’s funny because of how wrong and terrible her statement is XD

@Rosawuzhere

5 ай бұрын

Oooh, I thought she said "Guinness" at first.

"i hear you're a racist now" probably the funniest line in the entire show, and the calm way he says it in is what makes it so funny, for me.

@bettyottman1718

2 жыл бұрын

0:21 🇨🇳🇨🇳🇨🇳🇨🇳

@sterlingglover2331

2 жыл бұрын

it was the "How'd you get interested in dat type of thing?" that sent me 😂

@deadlee0b1

2 жыл бұрын

@@sterlingglover2331 For me it was "Whats the official line the church is taking on this? Only, the farm takes up most of the day, and at night I just like a cup o' tea"

@sterlingglover2331

2 жыл бұрын

@@deadlee0b1 My mom absolutely LOVES that part

@lukemurray4950

2 жыл бұрын

Also he asks it like a legit question. Like "I hear your doing driving lessons now" 😂 truly a beautiful delivery.

As a Greek I find this absolutely hilarious, "They took our women and jobs" followed by "They invented gayness" I'm in tears lmao

@lorcancampbell7515

3 жыл бұрын

I thought she said guinness

@vengaboydk

3 жыл бұрын

The jobs part not true?

@yugiohculture1

3 жыл бұрын

@@vengaboydk I wouldn't know, I'm not from Ireland

@JW-xj1yf

3 жыл бұрын

then she tears into the French

@Pete_R63

3 жыл бұрын

Well, have you heard the jokes- "Why did the young Greek lad leave home?- He didn't like the way he was being reared." and "Why did he come back? He didn't want to leave his friend's behind." (all in the punctuation on that last one)

I love the contrast between the calmness of the farmer and the anger of the old woman! How she managed not to slip over in the mud too is beyond me!

The reveal of the Chinese family at the window staring at him in utter disgust is quite possibly one of my favourite comedy moments in any sitcom.

@reoreborn1209

3 жыл бұрын

Totally agreed!! Especially when you have NEVER seen a Chinese person on the Island right up until this moment!

@blackhokage1744

3 жыл бұрын

@@reoreborn1209 pls what's the name of this series

@rstvmo

3 жыл бұрын

@@blackhokage1744 The Paul Honey Show

@deathbyastonishment7930

3 жыл бұрын

@@blackhokage1744 the Big Bang theory

@Stranglars1

3 жыл бұрын

@@blackhokage1744 Father Ted.

"..should we all be racist now? What's the official line the church is taking?" 😂

@marty6779

4 жыл бұрын

Old people in a nutshell XD

@boogiespadina8375

4 жыл бұрын

Yes, you should

@williamorwell

4 жыл бұрын

Well most evangelicals voted for Trump so they must be for racism.

@thes.wilsonchannel203

4 жыл бұрын

Boogie Spadina What more can i expect from someone with a playlist called “Kekistani war songs”

@ninjafahita

4 жыл бұрын

@@williamorwell The Bible calls for all Christians to love one another regards of race. (Although I know a lot of people do not live up to this teaching).

Dear lord. The crazy woman swinging the shopping bags and yelling had me weak in the knees with laughter.

@katpage9378

2 жыл бұрын

It made me cringe in absolute annoyance

@sandragray3951

Жыл бұрын

I suprised she didn't do herself a mischief! Absolute classic. Love it!🤣🤣🤣🤣❤

@rminkof

7 ай бұрын

Not crazy, just rustic

Father Ted has successfully converted everyone to racism. What a guy.😂

@richard6440

7 ай бұрын

@HayilAl-Qadhaafi-ws9of 4 weeks ago Father Ted has successfully converted everyone to racism. What a guy,. ..... Well , i do try , but i only have every third Wednesday afternoon to be a racist, and only then if its not snowing . But i like to show willing . Best Wishes , from the Antartic Station .

@silvertriforce2574

5 ай бұрын

Without even trying as well!

@stjohnssoup

5 ай бұрын

They don’t have the time for that

"I hear you're a racist now, father!" *dies from laughter*

@Mad-wv6ol

4 жыл бұрын

Should we all be racist now what the official line the church is taken on it LMFAO.

@ZerosterGuides

4 жыл бұрын

"It's not the greeks it's the Chinese he's after!", that's the moment that got me,

“I mightn’t be able to commit myself full time to the old racism”

@luizmarinho6138

4 жыл бұрын

Better than casual racism. Filthy casuals.

@jakubmike5657

4 жыл бұрын

@@luizmarinho6138 casual racism is ruining racism for real racist. Now each time you say "I am a racist" everyone is like "yeah me to!" meantime what did they actually do? Smirked at a black guy or passed an asian for a promotion. And here you are standing with your burning cross in a pristine white robe you inherited from your father being compared to people like that. Disrespect!

@klop4228

4 жыл бұрын

@@jakubmike5657 Yeah, I mean, what, you told a Black Lives Matter protester that All Lives Matter? Amateur. The real racists are the ones out there, doing the real stuff. Like genocide.

@jakubmike5657

4 жыл бұрын

@@klop4228 Thank you! I hate this online activism, this entire "e-activism thing is just pointless ways of time. Yeah let's pretend that giving a like on a site or signing some stupid online petition changes anything. It does nothing but gives you a fall sense of accomplishment. Want to change the world for the better? Well sorry but you have to put your back into it, go out on the street and start doing the work!

@squirehaggard4749

4 жыл бұрын

@@jakubmike5657 And the immigrants have no overhead, so they can do the racism at half the cost. Bloody foreigners.

I think the best part of this is that no one questions why a whole family went out of their way just to stare into their window. It's not even like the house is close to a road or footpath either, there's like a half acre of lawn to cross before you reach it.

The small black rectangle in the left windowpane at 0:21 is a setup for one of the best sight gags ever to have graced UK made television.

@paullancaster7066

7 ай бұрын

agreed! lol

@JZSIX

2 ай бұрын

What does it mean

@YesHumphreyAppleby

2 ай бұрын

Yeah

@theinventiveidiot

Ай бұрын

I don’t get it, what does it set up??

@JZSIX

Ай бұрын

@@theinventiveidiot hitler

“It’s not the Greeks, it’s the Chinese he’s after”. Cracks me up every time. The genius of writing such things really is a joy to behold.

@alicesullivan001

Жыл бұрын

Absolutely brilliant never gets old 😂😂

@tygokoren3085

Жыл бұрын

That would be an ecumenical matter

@NoahSpurrier

Жыл бұрын

“I don’t care as long as I can have a go at the Greeks. They invented gayness.”

@ulty1472

Жыл бұрын

“They invented gayness” that had me dead

@conmcgrath7174

11 ай бұрын

As somebody who actually looked like Fr Ted (I was offered £200 just to appear for 30 mins with other look-alikes in 1998) all I can say is that we are un-related, but I could have passed for him. Sadly missed, a comic genius and the script could only be described as sublime. Pax vobiscum (I was taught that in Priest school), now feic off and don't try to sell me any of your very dark socks!

I just love the fact that Farmer Colm is only there to negotiate his way out of how much of a racist he needs to be because it's another chore he doesn't want to arsed with.

@M-CH_

4 жыл бұрын

That's what the good Germans were.

@MsMaryPatricia

3 жыл бұрын

It's also a dig at the Catholic church because even though the farmer isn't a racist, he'll dedicate time to it if the church tells him to.

@M-CH_

3 жыл бұрын

@@MsMaryPatricia "Just how much of a homofobe I need to be, father?"

@MsMaryPatricia

3 жыл бұрын

@@M-CH_ "Whatever we tell you".

@lagsmith

3 жыл бұрын

@@M-CH_ my exact thoughts

as a chinese person, i find this fucking hillarious.

@16sputnik7

Жыл бұрын

As a Uyghur, so do I.

@The-Cat

Жыл бұрын

As an Englishman, I find this bloody hilarious.

@zr3755

10 ай бұрын

Correction: fecking

@macrons593

7 ай бұрын

Congratulations

'It isn't the Greeks it's the Chinese he's after', The timing on that was perfect! 😂

"There're no gays in Ireland Cathleen. They're just flamboyant singing man" -Michael

@peterfitzpatrick7032

2 жыл бұрын

We all know who he's hinting at there... 🙄😂 😎👍☘️🍺

@stephenle-surf9893

2 жыл бұрын

What's the churches position on that?😇

@tristanband4003

2 жыл бұрын

@Brian T yes the protestants

@georgebarnes8163

2 жыл бұрын

@@tristanband4003 I think you will find it is the Irish catholic priests who have the track record for gayness.

@liuzhou

2 жыл бұрын

@@stephenle-surf9893 Doggie, I heard.

This is funnier than the actual episode. There is a bit of time before he goes out. So this version makes the news/gossip spread at light speed.

@knightofjustice5475

3 жыл бұрын

I think the pacing of the actual episode is what makes a joke like this a lot better.

@Krystalmyth

3 жыл бұрын

I like it better cut like this, it is hilarious to think that the whole town is already talking about it by the time he gets out the door lol.

@mhkpt

3 жыл бұрын

Haha i only ever saw this clip. To me the idea that the town is so small that news/rumours get around to everyone within a couple of minutes is what helps make it hilarious.

@legin3753

2 жыл бұрын

like ireland so lol

@bettyottman1718

2 жыл бұрын

@@legin3753 Dublin has a China town, So that's not Racist.

"There's a Chinatown on Craggy Island?!" I don't know why that line just killed me 😂

Imagine being able to fit this much amazingness into 3 minutes

Literally in the time it takes Ted to put on his jacket, the whole of Craggy Island has found out that he’s a racist!

@JesusFriedChrist

3 жыл бұрын

Small town news spreads fast

@holyravioli5795

3 жыл бұрын

@@fp7026 Still, the time is implied to be a very short amount of time so the joke still holds.

@SpyrosKoronis

3 жыл бұрын

I actually prefer this edit because it exaggerates the fast spreading news even further.

@gilwood7530

3 жыл бұрын

EVEN CHINATOWN

@garhull11

3 жыл бұрын

in the episode some things happen between the he saying he has to go after them and the outdoor scene

Cancel culture in Craggy Island is quicker than Twitter

@hostiusasinhostilityhostil7853

3 жыл бұрын

This is an underrated comment.

@danobrien4890

3 жыл бұрын

Let’s no get carried away

@mercutio2657

3 жыл бұрын

It wasn't cancel culture on the island. It was more like "What should we do now? Should be racist too?"

@EggBastion

3 жыл бұрын

*@Dan O'Brien* & *@Mister Quack* - Hear hear. Less jumping to conclusions and more understanding. A great example for us now perhaps more than ever.

@mercutio2657

3 жыл бұрын

@@EggBastion I was just following what was happening in the skit and ik it was for comedy effect xd

"I HEAR YOUR A RACIST NOW!" That tore me in half! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@teeanahera8949

10 ай бұрын

That would be “you are” a racist now or you’re a racist now but never “your”.

@Noahboy8

9 ай бұрын

"Should we all be racist now?"

@Frauditor420

7 ай бұрын

​@@teeanahera8949 ok spelling nazi. Nobody cares lol. Pick this sentence apart. Go on. Nobody will care either. Least of all me.

This show was hysterical. And the guy who played Father Ted died barely months after it ended.

@gdj6298

Жыл бұрын

He actually died the day after the last shoot.

@warlordofbritannia

Жыл бұрын

It’s really too bad he didn’t get a go at the Greeks 😢

I always loved how animated she gets, the racism gives her so much power that her mortal body struggles to contain it

@petergibson2318

10 ай бұрын

She secretly wants to have sex with a Gay Greek......why else did she put her shopping bags between her legs when talking about Gay Greeks. ?

@strangeyoungman

6 ай бұрын

Yeah, but she might be out too late doing her racist rounds and have to skip tea!

@stjohnssoup

5 ай бұрын

I think it’s the gay thing she has a problem with and not the ethnicity. The sexually immoral will not inherit the Kingdom of God. Jesus is alive ❤

You kind of need to know the show a bit to truly realise just how funny it is for those Chinese people to be standing by the window. This show is all white Irish people. No Chinese person ever occurs in it as far I know besides this scene. It's just a rural community, no tourism. It makes zero sense but it's so damn funny.

@warbler1984

3 жыл бұрын

The best bit is that an island off the west coast has a Chinatown

@SergeantSarge

3 жыл бұрын

I remember reading somewhere that was part of the genius of it - after all, why shouldn’t Craggy Island have a Chinatown?

@RoboBoddicker

3 жыл бұрын

Those actors were actually the entire chinese population of ireland

@aura6485

3 жыл бұрын

@Sanity Is Freedom who says its racist? Everyone in the comment section either finds it funny or is explaining the joke a bit more. I found it funny that a small Irish community has a Chinatown 🤣

@SatumainenOlento

3 жыл бұрын

I think that the funniest part of this is how you can relate to this; "You are normally very well behaving person, but then that ONE TIME, once in a blue moon you start making fun of your boss and next thing he is standing behind you back!" So typical! Murphy's law! Never make fun of anybody, because sure enough, there will be a whole Chinese family witnessing and standing behind your window in remote island in the West Coast of Ireland population 56.

“I don’t care who he gets so long as I can have a go at the Greeks...they invented gayness!!” That line right there 🤣😂🤣

@iycephoenixx4249

4 жыл бұрын

Happyness?

@loom7715

4 жыл бұрын

@@rhysthomas14 so happyness?

@georgemouse504

4 жыл бұрын

@@loom7715 It's a lot like what my grandfather was told by his doctor, "If it tastes good, spit it out", "sin" is a lot like that, but with fun

@jonwilson2300

4 жыл бұрын

There are no gays in Ireland, Kathleen!

@georgemouse504

4 жыл бұрын

@b1untrama How does one burn without a body? What exactly is burning?

‘What’s the official line the church has taken on this?!’ 😂😂

Ive watched this so many times and i still laugh out loud. Father Ted was the best.

She proper rants about the gay Greeks then calmly goes into a convo about her daughter, great scene, absolute classic 😅

@tristanneal9552

3 жыл бұрын

Its hilarious, racists really do be like that. It's like one minute they're going off and then the next it's catching up with the fam and did you catch the latest episode of that tv show 😂

@bamxire8845

3 жыл бұрын

'It's not the Greeks he's after it's the Chinese' So fyunny

@Augustus17

3 жыл бұрын

@@bamxire8845 still dunno how she doesn't knock herself out with those bags way she throws them about 😆

@EATSFALCONPUNCH

2 жыл бұрын

"The Greeks invented sex, the Romans had it with women!"

@ghostlyme

2 жыл бұрын

@@Augustus17 She looked like she was about to fall on the ground! 😄

The delivery of 'I hear you're a racist now, father!' is what makes the joke so good

@turbo8628

5 жыл бұрын

That whole conversation is gold!

@Karma-qt4ji

4 жыл бұрын

"Only, the farm takes up most of the day, and at night I just like a cup of tea...". Priceless!!

@NeidalRuekk

4 жыл бұрын

Like it was something you'd drop into any conversation!

@AnnabellaRedwood

4 жыл бұрын

@@Karma-qt4ji It is pure gold!

The timing and delivery of the lines when he goes outside are just perfect. Comedy gold

As a Greek this was absolutely hilarious

I love how his objection to been racist is he likes to have cup of tea in the evening 😂

@willtestament6196

3 жыл бұрын

Not everyone has the time devote themselves fully to racism

@epicgamer-ny4fj

2 жыл бұрын

@@willtestament6196 indeed, it takes alot of time and energy. I personally can only be a half time racist

@chantelles3641

2 жыл бұрын

Haha maybe that's the answer to world peace... More tea ❤️

@madmannn9576

2 жыл бұрын

@@willtestament6196 Only gamers have that time

@richard6440

2 жыл бұрын

@@epicgamer-ny4fj I personally can only be a half time racist. Well , at least you are making a effort. Doesn't matter how good you are at something , it's the trying that counts :)

“I hear your a racist now father” gets me every time & heaven know what that woman’s doing 🤣

@ironwraith852

2 жыл бұрын

I got no idea what she’s doing, but I love it!

@jordantee9152

2 жыл бұрын

Please turn your life to Christ whilst you still can listen in the bible it says “ they’ll be wars and rumours of wars” the rapture is about to happen anytime now you do not want to be left behind please make the right choice repent of your sins and turn away from them we don’t have much longer left may God bless your soul 🙏

@simonehawkins5520

2 жыл бұрын

I think she’s trying not to fall due to the slippery mud.

@ayoungconservative1051

Жыл бұрын

*you're

@1Kent

Жыл бұрын

@@jordantee9152 so... did you have a good Rapture then?

I am Polish, lived in Éire. One does not have to be Irish to enjoy Father Ted. But it helps.🤣

2:09 Wow, her Tank Man impression is spot on. Now all she needs is a line of tanks.

It isn't the greeks, it's the Chinese he's after 😂

@Augustus17

3 жыл бұрын

I don't care who he's after has long has i can go after the Greeks they invented Gayness 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@blackhokage1744

3 жыл бұрын

@@Augustus17 pls what's the name of this series

@atroxie

3 жыл бұрын

@@blackhokage1744 serious? its called father ted :)

@bamxire8845

3 жыл бұрын

hahahha

@Augustus17

3 жыл бұрын

@@blackhokage1744 it's in the title of the video 😉😆 Father Ted

This has to be one of the best, yet most random recommendations from youtube to date

@philipdodoo442

4 жыл бұрын

You should listen to the song it unreal

@jadenepia5960

4 жыл бұрын

KZread heard you were a racist now

@friedcash9815

4 жыл бұрын

@@jadenepia5960 lol

@caoimherush4488

4 жыл бұрын

I searched this video

@CJ7xCFC2

4 жыл бұрын

It's no a recommendation, it's a blessing. Rip father

The part when she goes.. good for you father.. good for you! 😂❤️ So funny and ahead of its time

"There's a Chinatown on Craggy Island?!?" this makes me lmao every time

The physical humour of Mrs Carberry, flailing her limbs and slipping around in the mud cracks me up.

@DDChorror

3 жыл бұрын

She was my teacher in primary school. She used to hate when we'd qoute her

@JackSmith-hx8zh

3 жыл бұрын

@@DDChorror Ha, ha.. What did you use to say to her?

@DDChorror

3 жыл бұрын

@@JackSmith-hx8zh Got in trouble for shouting "Feckin Greeks!" When we were learning about the Trojan Horse

@JackSmith-hx8zh

3 жыл бұрын

@@DDChorror Priceless memory 😀😀😀.

@abb0tt

3 жыл бұрын

she stole the scene

"Out and about?" "Aye, same as yourself." An underrated exchange.

@melissa9375

2 жыл бұрын

Good, good.

@jayb2705

2 жыл бұрын

In the days of covid lockdowns, yes.

@breakfastattiffanys741

2 жыл бұрын

The show makes me miss my old Irish landlord, he must have been 75 at least and would talk like this. His accent and wording could make the dullest subject interesting.

@dartagnanjames8069

Жыл бұрын

Honestly, as an Irishman who has not been home in a very long time, that bit of small talk is just perfect.

@petergibson2318

10 ай бұрын

@@jayb2705 That comedy was made back in 1995...26 years before Covid.

what's funny is that ted wants to run up to save himself by saying "and explain that im not a racist" instead of making an apology

I have watched this sketch many times over the years and it is an extremely clever and subtle set of layers like all great comedy. The lines "I hear you're a racist now Father" and "When did you get interested in that type of thing" is very direct and critical and Father Ted has already acknowledged his own guilt. They are lines that could easily be in a serious film or even documentary but here they are delivered at pantomime level of comedy shouted across a field by a local farmer and hit just as hard with a belly laugh punch to the gut. Great writing.

@lauramcelhiney

9 ай бұрын

Brain 🧠

The old man hasn't got enough time to be racist. It reminds me of John Flynn saying that his father hated the English so much that he didn't have enough room to hate anyone else.

@alisonleaman333

3 жыл бұрын

...or my Grandfather who hated Scottish accents so much that in the 1970s he watched the rugby (Bill McLaren) with the sound turned off ! Just as well he wasn't blind.

@JontheBerean

3 жыл бұрын

I'm English, moved to Glasgow in 2010. A few days before I moved , my workmate told me Glasgow is the "stab city" of Europe and I wouldn't last a week. The first few days I was petrified every time I spoke to someone, but in 4 years of living in Glasgow, there was only one time anybody ever threatened me. I'm still in Scotland, my home now.

@JontheBerean

3 жыл бұрын

@doubleheadergr I'm sure you would love it ! If you ever make it to Scotland, give Glasgow a visit. There is a channel on KZread that my friend runs. He makes short videos of various towns locations in Scotland, I'll post a link for you

@thebradzone3922

3 жыл бұрын

as it should be 🙏🏼 god bless

@bamxire8845

3 жыл бұрын

hahahahhaah

I love how they live on a tiny island, but they somehow have a completely unmentioned until now, Little China Town lol

@scottbuckley823

7 жыл бұрын

Don't forget the mauri. but seriously there are small Irish with huge immigrant populations like Gort in Galway which is like 40 % Brazilian

@ianrobson9601

7 жыл бұрын

Ted`s been away and in his absence the Chinese moved to Craggy Island, that`s why he is unaware and why they`ve never been mentioned before.

@CinemaBiohazard

7 жыл бұрын

Craggy Island: a little island on the move! :D

@themk4982

7 жыл бұрын

Sam ytdjtdmhndf The best most extreme example of this is definitely Monty Python where in a usually modern (for the time) setting a group of vikings would be hanging around In a cafe chanting about spam, one thing though is that in most British comedy's when this stuff happens at least one character behaves like a normal person would when something ridiculous happens.

@Hellwyck

7 жыл бұрын

*That's part of the impossible surrealist elements all british sitcoms seem to have.* Father Ted's not British.

I love Father Ted, about ... 30 years ago I had the chance to visit the house where it was filmed ... actually there were 2 houses, one for the inside, one for the outside, I was introduced by a friend living in Clare into the "inside house" these people are american and live just as in the 19th century, long dress and apron for the wife, no electricity, oil lamps, fire place, husband coming from riding in boots and riding jacket .. but in a corner, well hidden ... a computer ! ha ha !

This has to be one the funniest father Ted's one of the best shows to be ever made in my opinion I can watch the series over and over and never get bored

"It's the Chinese he's after' Love that line

@shyjames83

6 жыл бұрын

“I’M NOT AFTER THE CHINESE!”

@josephmarrison4606

5 жыл бұрын

“I don’t care who he’s after as long as I can have a go at The Greeks. They invented Gayness!”

@conradandrew825

5 жыл бұрын

eddyk 1300th like

@anthonythomasdodd9127

5 жыл бұрын

fuck off

@jonah6404

3 жыл бұрын

@@anthonythomasdodd9127 Triggered

"I might not be able to devote myself full time to the old racism" 😂

1:25 the most legendary moment from all of Irish comedy.

@fig1115

Жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/dHiG2auaYqaqqpc.html thats the one for me .

@theducklord5748

Жыл бұрын

Did you lose your toothbrush!?

One of the few comedies that still makes me laugh out loud

@lauramcelhiney

9 ай бұрын

Steve 👋

It's hilarious that the news of his "racism" only takes about one minute to reach the townspeople.

@hobnobhead4043

5 жыл бұрын

"I hear you're a racist now father!" That line gets me every time 😂

@corgidog7125

5 жыл бұрын

Well, thats Ireland for you, make one wrong move and everyone from Kerry to Dublin knows.

@cakes4494

5 жыл бұрын

That's honestly how Irish people work gotta love gossip

@JamesPlaysGames95

5 жыл бұрын

thats the thing with small, rural, Irish communities. stories spread so quickly

@wilhelmsarosen4735

5 жыл бұрын

Well, in this video, they skipped quite a bit of footage. It took a while before the farmer got the message.

'Only the farm takes up most of the day and at night I just like a cup o' tea' so I mightn't be able to devote meself full time to the oul racism 😂

@stjohnssoup

3 жыл бұрын

😂

@WakaWaka2468

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah we watched the video too

@baddoraali1014

3 жыл бұрын

I almost chocked of laughter loooool

@Holdit66

3 жыл бұрын

"RAY-cism" :-)

@lealalu7390

3 жыл бұрын

It's my favourite quote.

Timeless classic comedy that I will cherish forever.

@bettyottman1718

6 ай бұрын

Asian Lives Matter 🇨🇳🇯🇵🇰🇷🇨🇷🇵🇭🇲🇾

"It's not the Greeks, it's the Chinese he's after!" 😂

'Should we all be racist now? What's the church's official stance on racism?'

@staybeautifulx285

6 жыл бұрын

It doesn't have one

@keithewright

6 жыл бұрын

It's an Eccumenical matter :D

@CaptainLumpyDog

6 жыл бұрын

Keith Wright YES!

@zetetick395

6 жыл бұрын

Nothin matters to those Eucumenials, comin over here, takin our jobs and women! >:/

@CaptainLumpyDog

6 жыл бұрын

Zetetik - DRINK!

“It isn’t the Greeks, it’s the Chinese he’s after” I love that, so Irish

That woman killed it 😂

I love the Irish, absolutely brilliant sense of humour 😂

Reminds me of the day i seen a chineese guy hold his eyelids wide n threw on a southern accent sayin he was american bahahahaha i died laughing cause i had never seen the joke done backwards

@roberto3151991

3 жыл бұрын

That's hilarious

@scribejay

3 жыл бұрын

See, this is what we call "punching up." It's the foundational difference between if something's racist or not. Now, if the Chinese guy did that to mockingly imitate a Black Southern person, then we start talking about it being racist.

@bigbrisk8423

3 жыл бұрын

@@scribejay idk his intentions lol he just used a southern accent it was pretty solid tbh lol sounded like he was from the south lolol

@DiscoFang

3 жыл бұрын

There's a YT clip of a guy doing that. The dialogue makes it: "Can I use my credit card? Do you have anything non-dairy? anything gluten free?" ... kzread.info/dash/bejne/nYZ7xryxmM-vcpc.html

@blasty137

3 жыл бұрын

There's a scene in South Park when a Chinese guy mocks the Japanese and he stretches his eyes like Ted when pretending to be Japanese.

"How did you get interested in that type of thing?" slays me

If you don't find Father Ted funny, your heart must not be beating. Just remarkably beautiful and funny is what I mean. God Bless.

@sandragray3951

Жыл бұрын

It took me ages to actually watch it. I thought it was a religious programme like songs of praise!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

The woman in the woman who SHRIEKS at 0:21 at the Chinese family standing in the window is an absolute legend

Plot twist, the guy who saw Ted was Japanese.

@cikuuzis

3 жыл бұрын

I guess they were not able to find any Chinese around in 1993.

@swaldron5558

3 жыл бұрын

No he’s from Hong Kong .

@hapijoel7569

3 жыл бұрын

@@swaldron5558 from Liverpool

@aliray1165

3 жыл бұрын

It’s racist to assume that you can’t tell a person is Chinese because they “all look the same”

@cikuuzis

3 жыл бұрын

@@aliray1165 Can you tell a difference between Latvian, Estonian and Lithuanian? Wouldn't you say that all Baltic people look the same?

Still, I'm pleased Mary got that job, after all.

@DCScott-wo7cq

3 жыл бұрын

😆😆😆

@helenl3193

3 жыл бұрын

Luckily the Greeks didn't get that job

@archer5915

3 жыл бұрын

@@helenl3193 damn Greeks and their gayness-inventing

@ArgaAnders

2 жыл бұрын

Aye! Good for her, the poor lass! Otherwise she would have been stuck on that fecking island forever!

@OfficerDok1996

2 жыл бұрын

Good for her

"I might be able to devote myself full-time to the ol' racism" *DEAD*

"It isn't the Greeks, it's the Chinese he's after" "i'M nOt AfTeR tHe ChInEse"

@mirzaahmed6589

4 жыл бұрын

"I don't care who he's after as long as I can have a go at the feckin Greeks. They invented gayness."

@joetrump2983

4 жыл бұрын

@@mirzaahmed6589 "Look, i am not a racist, alright? God!"

@rauminen4167

4 жыл бұрын

But but but, he WAS actually after the Chinese... to talk to them :)

@josephdeliz3455

4 жыл бұрын

Now everyone is after the Chinese.

@Lefinno

3 жыл бұрын

@Stag how's Mary?

"They invented gayness" is a line I don't think I'll ever stop using

@Mailed-Knight

6 жыл бұрын

The Greeks invented everything.

@pablogats4627

6 жыл бұрын

theyll fuck anything too including candoms mama

@FJB_USA_1ST

5 жыл бұрын

@@Mailed-Knight Wrong. Brush up on history and ancient civilisations.

@Mailed-Knight

5 жыл бұрын

+Vivianne O It's a meme (and a very well known one at that) and a joke.

@catherinekennedy8961

5 жыл бұрын

Actually history says the did

As a Chinese person, I can confirm his impression is spot on

@NormAppleton

Жыл бұрын

The Ol' Chinese grandma stinkeye. Grandpa just has a judgmental face.

My absolutely fave scene of each episodes, can’t stop watching it!

"Its not the Greeks, it's the Chinese he's after!"

@mopanov

5 жыл бұрын

HE'S NOT AFTER THE CHINESE!!!!!

KZread chose a strange time to recommend me this

@emilydavison2053

3 жыл бұрын

I've seen this several times and it still cracks me up. Watch more Father Ted for an escape from heavy news.

@fergspan5727

3 жыл бұрын

It’s a classic ain’t it , or am I being racist !

@PeterWalkerHP16c

3 жыл бұрын

It's the perfect time ...

@ethankerr05

3 жыл бұрын

@@fergspan5727 this whole entire episode was perfect

@aodhablackheart

3 жыл бұрын

Why, were you thinking of taking up racism?

This was such a great scene the cut to the window was amazing.

If only they just kept this going for, like, 10 more minutes. So much potential in one scene.

this sketch is only 3 minutes long but there`s a university degree to be gained by its careful study

@jonshaw4344

3 жыл бұрын

@@switchitwithdc3612 im jealous of all the people who have never received your worldly wisdom

@Aldrnarii

3 жыл бұрын

@@switchitwithdc3612 Bit of an odd guy aren't you. Do you always just choose random comments to be offended by?

@biggusdickus1779

3 жыл бұрын

@@switchitwithdc3612 I just want to know what part of this comment offended you. I don't get it. It was a simple comment making a lighthearted joke. I've never seen someone so pressed at something so innocent

@biggusdickus1779

3 жыл бұрын

@@switchitwithdc3612 Holy shit you're such a massive manchild. Have you always been this bitter towards random people on the internet or is it a learned behaviour? The guy made a statement, and you're pressed because other people found enjoyment out of it and you didn't, so you decide to talk shit because you see yourself as intellectually superior. Grow up, man.

@TheCobraLord

3 жыл бұрын

This comment thread is only 10 comments long but there's a university degree to be gained by its careful study.

I love how fast the news that he's racist has reached the entire town

@jomarcenter

4 жыл бұрын

It a very small town

@derekmcmanus8615

4 жыл бұрын

Welcome to Ireland

@18Hongo

4 жыл бұрын

Welcome to small-island life.

@Nickelodeon81

4 жыл бұрын

That was the whole town

@thechume4683

4 жыл бұрын

It didn't though, they edited this video so it would look like that...

You are missed Dermot Morgan....................

@cinemar

2 ай бұрын

No he isn't.

If I had to choose one scene from a TV series as funniest ever, it would be this one.

DOUGAL, THERE WERE CHINESE PEOPLE THERE! oh right, yeah

@mushroomhead3619

6 жыл бұрын

Yeah, father. I ordered a takeaway.

@josephmarrison4606

5 жыл бұрын

LOL.

@clairee4939

5 жыл бұрын

All right'ya Ted!

"I hear you're a racist now, father." And that is how I ruined christmas dinner.

@johnmartin4119

4 жыл бұрын

MrFForger did you say that at Christmas Mass to the priest?

@silliussoddus1449

4 жыл бұрын

John Martin or his actual father.

@hostiusasinhostilityhostil7853

4 жыл бұрын

@Bigfoot I don't know, that wouldn't work with a Catholic priest. You're not allowed to marry or have sexual relationships once you're in the priesthood. (r/woosh comments incoming in 3, 2, 1...)

As an American, I have never at any point in my life heard of Father Ted prior to this moment in time. And it may be the greatest moment of my life.

@dclark988

Жыл бұрын

Welcome to Tue club !

@Dimmo87ie

11 ай бұрын

If you get the humour in this show; you get the Irish sense of self lol

@denismelvin222

8 ай бұрын

Fawlty Towers is much better! 💫

"What's the official line the church is taking ?" LOL xx