Are You Right There Father Ted? | Father Ted | Season 3 Episode 1 | Full Episode

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Ted is believed to be a racist by the inhabitants of Craggy Island, after passers-by witness an ill-advised impression at the Parochial House.
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  • @queenbeedat8726
    @queenbeedat87263 жыл бұрын

    I think the funniest line in this episode is: ' So Father, I hear you're a racist now'. Cracks me up every time...

  • @Dee010s

    @Dee010s

    2 жыл бұрын

    Mine is that lady yelling..Good fpr you Father, good for you!!

  • @rebeccaday8612

    @rebeccaday8612

    2 жыл бұрын

    For me it's when Mr Yin says "Well, the slideshow was a big pile of crap". Don't know why, just the way he says it never fails to make me laugh.

  • @jasonmarin8187

    @jasonmarin8187

    2 жыл бұрын

    For me, it's when Mrs. Doyle falls down the stairs and then jumps up to say she's been cured.

  • @lakehayden

    @lakehayden

    2 жыл бұрын

    “It isn’t the Greeks it’s the Chinese he’s after!” This is absolutely one of the funniest scenes in the whole series

  • @jasonmarin8187

    @jasonmarin8187

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@lakehayden He's not after the Chinese!

  • @jaimehudson7623
    @jaimehudson76233 жыл бұрын

    Father Ted: "Fascists wear black, telling people what to do, whereas priests..."

  • @blackadder194

    @blackadder194

    3 жыл бұрын

    the best line

  • @mirzaahmed6589

    @mirzaahmed6589

    2 жыл бұрын

    More drink!

  • @James-en1ob

    @James-en1ob

    2 жыл бұрын

    Wear black, and tell people what _not_ to do.

  • @yohaneschristianp

    @yohaneschristianp

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@James-en1ob by this logic Priest = non fascists Non priest = fascists 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @James-en1ob

    @James-en1ob

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@yohaneschristianp I was only pointing out the difference between a priest and a fascist, please don't apply this logic to all people. Thank you.

  • @gavinmarshall2228
    @gavinmarshall22282 жыл бұрын

    "I think I've addressed all aspects of Chinese culture" in a 2 minute speech kills me every time!

  • @WakandaBabe

    @WakandaBabe

    2 жыл бұрын

    And Pat Morita wasn't even Chinese...he was born in America and his parents were Japanese :)

  • @Tu4Kill
    @Tu4Kill2 жыл бұрын

    His impression of Hitler hand movements during his speeches is spot on. Dermot Morgan is a great actor.

  • @breathedreams7344

    @breathedreams7344

    2 жыл бұрын

    Was a great actor. RIP

  • @stevens4492

    @stevens4492

    10 ай бұрын

    I love how his actions in the house are different than the perspective of his visitors.

  • @LloydBraun11
    @LloydBraun114 жыл бұрын

    The Chinese - a great bunch of lads!

  • @luisreyes1963

    @luisreyes1963

    2 жыл бұрын

    So long as they're not working for the government. 😒

  • @-jank-willson

    @-jank-willson

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@luisreyes1963 OH NOOOO....

  • @lavalampluva55401

    @lavalampluva55401

    3 ай бұрын

    There's a Chinatown on Craggy Island?

  • @ddizon-uw6cu
    @ddizon-uw6cu4 жыл бұрын

    This is definitely my favourite Fr. Ted episode. As an Asian guy I would love to go to a Fr Ted convention wearing a lamp shade just like the one used in this episode,

  • @user-mn3iq2cs9n

    @user-mn3iq2cs9n

    3 жыл бұрын

    I lived in China for years, and I once showed this episode to a girlfriend from Hu Bei. She laughed harder than anyone I've ever watched it with.

  • @davidgagnon3781

    @davidgagnon3781

    3 жыл бұрын

    That would be HILARIOUS!!!

  • @fraenzchen85

    @fraenzchen85

    3 жыл бұрын

    I think you are a liar.

  • @TheMonteCarlo

    @TheMonteCarlo

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@fraenzchen85 You must be white - getting offended for others to feel morally superior without any effort. *WE MINORITIES LAUGH AT YOUR VIRTUE SIGNALING.*

  • @josephperkins4080

    @josephperkins4080

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@TheMonteCarlo Welll some of us whites have not fallen for the sjw bs

  • @thiagohermes4806
    @thiagohermes48065 жыл бұрын

    Thw window scene is one of the best ever hahaha!

  • @andyyipster
    @andyyipster3 жыл бұрын

    I am from Hong Kong. And this has to be one of the best episodes of FT..the part of group of Chinese playing Irish song is funny !

  • @Ed7501

    @Ed7501

    2 жыл бұрын

    I'm a HKer too who grew up in Ireland. 2 of my childhood friends were extras in this episode :)

  • @dewilew2137

    @dewilew2137

    Жыл бұрын

    @@Ed7501 really?! That’s so cool!!!!

  • @el6178
    @el61784 жыл бұрын

    All Father Ted addicts we should arrange a trip to Ireland!

  • @josephperkins4080

    @josephperkins4080

    4 жыл бұрын

    Yup first stop Craggy Island

  • @drjohnsmith450

    @drjohnsmith450

    4 жыл бұрын

    Awesome idea. All depends we're you are . Australia is a fecken long way away.. yet again 42 heat fire. Will love to travel to reality/ dreams.

  • @drjohnsmith450

    @drjohnsmith450

    4 жыл бұрын

    Dose any human's talk thinking In the name of the Father Ted¿

  • @paysonterhune290

    @paysonterhune290

    4 жыл бұрын

    For DRINK, tea, GIRLS, and the odd bit of Nazi memorabilia! FECK!

  • @deuscaritasest7518

    @deuscaritasest7518

    3 жыл бұрын

    i'll be waiting for all of you here!

  • @McRocket
    @McRocket3 жыл бұрын

    Poor Ted. He finally gets what he wants in Dublin. Then he shoots himself in the foot...again. And it's back to Craggy Island.

  • @TheGahta

    @TheGahta

    2 жыл бұрын

    just a ride on the algorythm wave here, so im unfmiliar but what bit him in the ass in the accounting book?

  • @KidWeismantel
    @KidWeismantel3 жыл бұрын

    It's a hilarious episode. I like that they did the effort to actually hire a German actor for the part of the old dude, not someone with a fake German accent.

  • @luisreyes1963

    @luisreyes1963

    2 жыл бұрын

    I thought Donald Trump's old man was dead, what's he doing in that priest's closet? 🤣

  • @martinmills135

    @martinmills135

    2 жыл бұрын

    Pretty sure that wasn’t a German actor. His German pronunciation is good, but definitely not native.

  • @petertaylor4980

    @petertaylor4980

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@martinmills135, Vernon Dobtcheff, British of Russian descent, born in France.

  • @johnkennethwiseman5460

    @johnkennethwiseman5460

    Жыл бұрын

    @@petertaylor4980 aka Max Kalba from The Spy Who Loved Me

  • @royblackoncrack

    @royblackoncrack

    Жыл бұрын

    German actor who played the German Theater, getting asked to play an Old Nazi in an Irish sitcom "MEIN TAG IST GEKOMMEN."

  • @angryanonymous2
    @angryanonymous23 жыл бұрын

    I'm watching this in 2021, this episode is still more relevant than ever.

  • @drwcshow

    @drwcshow

    3 жыл бұрын

    Definitely timeless.

  • @nicolebarnes581

    @nicolebarnes581

    2 жыл бұрын

    True!!

  • @zephyrr108

    @zephyrr108

    6 ай бұрын

    Kinda not.

  • @kirnpu
    @kirnpu9 ай бұрын

    I'm in the US and am here after watching Taskmaster. I didn't know who Ardal was and thought I'd check this out. Holy moly is this ever hysterical comedy!!!! I definitely need to watch more of Father Ted. The window scene was outrageous, but then the entire episode was too!

  • @kimt4087

    @kimt4087

    2 ай бұрын

    He's on Taskmaster!? That must be great lol

  • @jasonmarin8187
    @jasonmarin81872 жыл бұрын

    This and Kicking Bishop Brennan Up The Arse are my two favorite episodes. What's funny is with how long Ted was living on Craggy Island you'd think he'd have known about a Chinatown on the island.

  • @trianglemoebius

    @trianglemoebius

    Жыл бұрын

    I figure the Chinatown formed while he was away, since he doesn't even seem to know anyones names (while Dougal can easily identify exactly what family it was). It's absurd, but about as much sense as him simply never knowing about them.

  • @josephperkins4080
    @josephperkins40803 жыл бұрын

    😆 Tells Doogle to lighten up while wearing a lap shade

  • @jasonhurd4379

    @jasonhurd4379

    Жыл бұрын

    Dougal

  • @arifakyuz7673
    @arifakyuz76734 жыл бұрын

    One of the funniest episodes of the show

  • @sudocatsda1guy390
    @sudocatsda1guy3904 жыл бұрын

    Even with everything going on, the funniest scene is Dougal screaming TED!! when opening the door

  • @johnmorris7969
    @johnmorris7969 Жыл бұрын

    I hadnt seen this episode in years. Had me crying from laughing so hard. This had to be the best episode of the series. "You put the cyanide pills next to the valuum!"

  • @ohheyitskevinc
    @ohheyitskevinc3 жыл бұрын

    “Ming the merciless” 😂

  • @robertwesterfelhaus1446
    @robertwesterfelhaus14463 жыл бұрын

    I have not laughed so hard in months! I choked on my beer. Thanks for posting.

  • @NoahSpurrier

    @NoahSpurrier

    2 жыл бұрын

    Drink!

  • @HecVD

    @HecVD

    8 ай бұрын

    ​@@NoahSpurrierhooray!

  • @dorianphilotheates3769
    @dorianphilotheates37693 жыл бұрын

    “Feggin’ Greeks!...” - me favourite episode! 🇮🇪🤝🇬🇷

  • @Okurka.

    @Okurka.

    2 жыл бұрын

    FT was so far ahead of its time. Now give us our money back.

  • @seavixen125

    @seavixen125

    Жыл бұрын

    "THEY INVENTED GAYNESS" Gets me everytime 🤣

  • @dorianphilotheates3769

    @dorianphilotheates3769

    Жыл бұрын

    @@Okurka. - It’s long gone, mate - we haven’t got it; ask the Germans.

  • @dorianphilotheates3769

    @dorianphilotheates3769

    Жыл бұрын

    @@seavixen125 - We didn’t invent it, we just improved it; and then the English upper class perfected it.

  • @TheSaltydog07
    @TheSaltydog07 Жыл бұрын

    I've watched this over and over through the years, and I still crack up. Sweet dreams, Dermot.

  • @migueltrapezaris6437
    @migueltrapezaris64373 жыл бұрын

    The writing on this show in general was excellent, but in this episode it is just phenomenal. Every single joke is hilarious on its own, but they all tie in with each other and lead onto other ones. Layers of jokes develop as the episode progresses and they become funnier and funnier as they combine. There are very, very few throwaway gags, almost each one leads into another or plays a part in advancing the plot. They manage to do all this while also being edgy (poking fun with racism, Nazis, swastikas) while using it through the lens of Ted's hapless/bumbling nature to make it not actually offensive, and it makes the whole episode timeless, as relevant and funny now as it was when it came out. An absolute masterpiece of comedy writing.

  • @-jank-willson

    @-jank-willson

    2 жыл бұрын

    Alas, they will never show this episode again because it will offend all the SJW's....

  • @johndonwood4305
    @johndonwood43055 жыл бұрын

    The ending of the episode always cracks me up hahaha.

  • @wildbill9490
    @wildbill94906 ай бұрын

    The stupidly random gags are what make this show so funny

  • @volitionVX
    @volitionVX5 жыл бұрын

    GOOD FER YOU, FATHER!!

  • @Slightlyinterested
    @Slightlyinterested3 жыл бұрын

    Pure script & acting brilliance.

  • @mattthompson528
    @mattthompson5284 жыл бұрын

    They invented gayness!

  • @TheSonicSegaNerd

    @TheSonicSegaNerd

    3 жыл бұрын

    Whenever I heard that line when I was a kid, I always imagined a bunch of Greek scientists, dressed in white lab coats and goggles, analyzing glass beakers and flasks, and revelling over finally discovering the secret of gayness

  • @dorianphilotheates3769

    @dorianphilotheates3769

    3 жыл бұрын

    The Sonic Sega Nerd - That’s precisely how we did it!-how ever did you know? 🇬🇷🌡📊🔬👨🏼‍⚕️👩🏼‍⚕️🎛🏛🏺🇬🇷

  • @dickJohnsonpeter
    @dickJohnsonpeter2 жыл бұрын

    Best Father Ted episode! I like how they kept it going all the way to the very end. Poor Ted haha! I died when he did that scene in front of the window looking like Hitler😂.

  • @TunnelJumper
    @TunnelJumper4 жыл бұрын

    8:52 he looks like a grown up Daniel Radcliffe for a second there

  • @enthusedtosing9655
    @enthusedtosing96552 жыл бұрын

    "Is that the Ying dynasty" hahahagahagahagagag

  • @migueltrapezaris6437
    @migueltrapezaris64373 жыл бұрын

    "I can explain everything!" - best line of the best scene of the best episode of the best sitcom ever.

  • @johnk-pc2zx

    @johnk-pc2zx

    6 ай бұрын

    Amen. Ay men.

  • @sternpio
    @sternpio2 ай бұрын

    20:29 That's commitment! 💪They painted the man's face just for one second of screen time 👍

  • @agni2003
    @agni20032 жыл бұрын

    3:09 interesting that he says “Humanae Vitae… how far we’ve come”. It’s usually regarded as a step back since it reaffirms the traditional doctrine of the church with regards to contraception… so I’m not sure if he’s being sarcastic

  • @trianglemoebius

    @trianglemoebius

    Жыл бұрын

    He's reading it because it's archaic and no longer applies, not because he believes it. Basically he's reading what people *used to* believe in order to put into context how much better church teachings are in the present.

  • @aranerem3767
    @aranerem37674 жыл бұрын

    Hilarious. Funniest show ever made

  • @whocrusader5179

    @whocrusader5179

    3 жыл бұрын

    The episode made me laugh me pants off

  • @Homeschoolsw6

    @Homeschoolsw6

    3 жыл бұрын

    one of them.

  • @MrsSlocombesPuddyCat
    @MrsSlocombesPuddyCat4 жыл бұрын

    One of my favourite episodes.

  • @suchnothing
    @suchnothing3 жыл бұрын

    This is my favourite episode thank you so much for posting it

  • @AmazingKevinWClark
    @AmazingKevinWClark Жыл бұрын

    Lol I feel so bad for Father Ted, every time he tries to make the situation better, it blows up out of his control even worse.

  • @General_Grievance
    @General_Grievance Жыл бұрын

    "I wouldn't have done an Altmer impression if I knew there was a Thalmor there to see me do an Altmer impression!"

  • @Ooughhh

    @Ooughhh

    9 ай бұрын

    According to the white gold condordinant u are probably subject to a fine

  • @movieklump
    @movieklump3 жыл бұрын

    Great art never dates. Always stays relevant.

  • @zephyrr108

    @zephyrr108

    6 ай бұрын

    Its not "relevant" its just funny.

  • @jezebeljones659
    @jezebeljones6592 жыл бұрын

    "No, Ted, there's prob'ly something wrong with it."

  • @zfederbush5431
    @zfederbush54313 жыл бұрын

    One of the Best episode ever!!!!

  • @machoalright
    @machoalright4 жыл бұрын

    One of the best father teds!

  • @paysonterhune290
    @paysonterhune2904 жыл бұрын

    I'd love to open a package and have SS Father Jack leap out!

  • @mattneff
    @mattneffАй бұрын

    "I didn't know you had to follow up a good idea with loads more little good ideas" 🤣

  • @NightxLightx
    @NightxLightx2 жыл бұрын

    hands down the best episode, and it' hard to choose :)

  • @madeleinefougere5798
    @madeleinefougere57982 жыл бұрын

    Just brilliant.

  • @LadyEowyn
    @LadyEowynАй бұрын

    I love this episode.

  • @tasosdiaforetico7377
    @tasosdiaforetico73772 жыл бұрын

    Never gets old

  • @dUFGoLZ
    @dUFGoLZ Жыл бұрын

    14:24 always reminds me of the hillarious "Muskatnuss"-scene from "Le Grandé Restaurant" with Louis de Funes.

  • @loner_wolf6614
    @loner_wolf66144 жыл бұрын

    GET OUT WITH THAT SORTAAA THINGG!!

  • @oljefri

    @oljefri

    4 жыл бұрын

    Down with that sort of thing!

  • @seavixen125

    @seavixen125

    Жыл бұрын

    Careful now

  • @twalsh06
    @twalsh063 жыл бұрын

    23:05 When my friends find my social media burner accounts

  • @MrJones-ge5sl
    @MrJones-ge5sl Жыл бұрын

    Still brilliant, 25 years on.

  • @TheRealKarmaquarius
    @TheRealKarmaquarius3 жыл бұрын

    fantastic

  • @mightytaco123
    @mightytaco1233 жыл бұрын

    Tip father ted. I hope I get ur autograph in heaven 🙋🏽‍♀️

  • @ax6356
    @ax63562 жыл бұрын

    Best episode!

  • @troubledspirit3328
    @troubledspirit3328 Жыл бұрын

    I thought I'd seen every episode more than once but I'd forgotten most of this one.

  • @hzgl
    @hzgl3 жыл бұрын

    This has to be my favourite episode of Father Ted yet XD

  • @nanwuamitofo
    @nanwuamitofo Жыл бұрын

    Brilliant!

  • @MrTimdriver
    @MrTimdriverАй бұрын

    Brilliant.

  • @MKitchen75
    @MKitchen752 жыл бұрын

    This is so hilarious episode of father ted

  • @VallaMusic
    @VallaMusic3 жыл бұрын

    oh I was so hoping that one of the slideshow images showed a picture of Mickey Rooney in the movie "Breakfast at Tiffany's"

  • @drwcshow

    @drwcshow

    3 жыл бұрын

    I was low key expecting that to show up too!

  • @nicholasfarrell5981

    @nicholasfarrell5981

    2 жыл бұрын

    Certainly would've fit in with everything else.

  • @TechNed
    @TechNed5 жыл бұрын

    Things got just crazy hilarious!

  • @glennswart1487
    @glennswart14879 ай бұрын

    Hysterical!

  • @madmungomannv1734
    @madmungomannv1734 Жыл бұрын

    First episode I've ever watched best episode I've ever watched I seen why Ireland likes this

  • @palp8623
    @palp862311 ай бұрын

    That was hysterical

  • @pepperachu
    @pepperachu3 жыл бұрын

    Its hard to say this because father ted is such a likable guy and the show he's in is so well written....but he's basically a selfish embezzler. Though I think he has some redeeming qualities

  • @renejean2523

    @renejean2523

    2 жыл бұрын

    No. The money was just resting in his account.

  • @trianglemoebius

    @trianglemoebius

    Жыл бұрын

    Jokes aside, I don't think Ted is selfish. He's somewhat quick to annoy, and it's very clear the residents of Craggy Island get on his nerves, but given how they seem to act (not to mention how his house-mates act), can we really blame him? Remember, when Ted's around people more to his liking, for example with the priests in Dublin, and thus not constantly annoyed, he's a far nicer person and even seems to be largely liked by his contemporaries.

  • @C-Here

    @C-Here

    Жыл бұрын

    Lol- it is a comedy after all... 😂🤣😂

  • @alexandarvoncarsteinzarovi3723
    @alexandarvoncarsteinzarovi37232 жыл бұрын

    4:24 one thing is to collect Werchmarch military memorabilia, but the moment you SS stuff looking like a shrine you might want to check if those Luger's are still in working order

  • @pmjmiller
    @pmjmiller2 жыл бұрын

    2022 here. i did not see it til now

  • @TheSpiralnotebook
    @TheSpiralnotebook8 күн бұрын

    (Pointing out the window)"Dugal! THERE WERE CHINESE people there!" "...alright, yea." Hahahaha! Dugal just has no evaluative ability to his response. It kills me.!!

  • @YourContentSucks.
    @YourContentSucks.5 ай бұрын

    Oh right, yeah.

  • @YycAdrian
    @YycAdrian4 жыл бұрын

    I love it ! and I live in 2020

  • @SAseeker101
    @SAseeker1019 ай бұрын

    The funniest comedy ever.

  • @stevens4492
    @stevens449210 ай бұрын

    Th th th there's a Chinatown on Craggy Island?!?!?! The delivery on that line was the best.

  • @tasosdiaforetico7377
    @tasosdiaforetico737711 ай бұрын

    The Chinese Irish bar, stunned mullets

  • @onpsxmember
    @onpsxmember3 жыл бұрын

    Why is that one not in the playlist?

  • @danilodistefanis5990
    @danilodistefanis59903 жыл бұрын

    I want to give it one More like but that would be devilish.

  • @hanchiman
    @hanchiman2 ай бұрын

    It always cracks me up when Ming the Merciless pop up

  • @milou66

    @milou66

    2 ай бұрын

    Especially when played by a Swede!

  • @hanchiman

    @hanchiman

    2 ай бұрын

    @@milou66 and not to mention Ming was a negative portrayal of Asian when he was created in the 1930

  • @cityhawk
    @cityhawk3 жыл бұрын

    This was such a Seinfeldian episode. Hilarious! 🤣

  • @87654321j
    @87654321j Жыл бұрын

    Maby he's agrophobic Jack scared of fighting I don't think so Ted 😂

  • @silverbullet2478
    @silverbullet24782 жыл бұрын

    Down with that sort of thing, oh yeah

  • @YouGotsTheRabies
    @YouGotsTheRabies7 ай бұрын

    I think I'm jealous of the He-Man comforter that Father Dougal has. Vintage!

  • @johnk-pc2zx

    @johnk-pc2zx

    6 ай бұрын

    Envious.

  • @Lady_Barbara
    @Lady_Barbara Жыл бұрын

    "So the story is: You're not a racist,...." 🤣🤣🤣

  • @nicholasfarrell5981
    @nicholasfarrell59812 жыл бұрын

    I think the best joke, honestly, is the "ag'rophobic" exchange. It's a throwaway gag, but it's just perfect.

  • @GreatPolishWingedHussars
    @GreatPolishWingedHussars2 жыл бұрын

    Always this Greek inventors!

  • @ciaranofarrell4010
    @ciaranofarrell40103 жыл бұрын

    Omg 😂 I pissed myself laughing 🤣🤣🤣

  • @yohaneschristianp
    @yohaneschristianp2 жыл бұрын

    Funny how you get more right as thing gets older 🤣🤣🤣

  • @paysonterhune290
    @paysonterhune2904 жыл бұрын

    Ich bin mude!

  • @fivelinus432
    @fivelinus4323 жыл бұрын

    Feck!

  • @iagree5313
    @iagree53132 жыл бұрын

    "There's a G in Dougal.." "Where?" 👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍

  • @nigelcarren
    @nigelcarren2 жыл бұрын

    "TED.... would you like a peanut?"

  • @tazzyjazzy2305
    @tazzyjazzy2305 Жыл бұрын

    That lady is so funny, good for you father 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Aria432

    @Aria432

    11 ай бұрын

    Fekken greeks!

  • @zephyrr108

    @zephyrr108

    6 ай бұрын

    I love her. Do we see more of her on the show?

  • @cra_55
    @cra_552 жыл бұрын

    Father Fitzpatrick's got quite the crib

  • @MS-ll9qb
    @MS-ll9qb9 ай бұрын

    Hampster sandwich 😂😂

  • @cindyyoung-west9354
    @cindyyoung-west93542 жыл бұрын

    That Mrs. Doyle is SUPPOSED to be working on the roof...WHy?

  • @kathleenmahaney5160
    @kathleenmahaney51602 жыл бұрын

    Brilliant we’ll let Father Ted 🐍buy the tickets😇⁉️ Ireland here☘️🙃 we come🙏🏻

  • @VictoriaAlfredSmythe
    @VictoriaAlfredSmythe3 ай бұрын

    Thank you from Manhattan ©2024

  • @whocrusader5179
    @whocrusader51793 жыл бұрын

    10:35

  • @DavidMiddleton101
    @DavidMiddleton1013 жыл бұрын

    14:06

  • @Cwmbran1984
    @Cwmbran19842 жыл бұрын

    ACH SCHEISSE!!!!! Ich bin müde!😂😂😂😂

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