i hate when i "accidentally" drop the soap

@boquaa1448

3 жыл бұрын

How many subs can i get off this comment current is (1,39k)

@sinceresoninja6243

3 жыл бұрын

Ok

@definitelynotchris

3 жыл бұрын

Same

@Wyok-ut8si

3 жыл бұрын

Me too

@Demonmaster-tf3lq

3 жыл бұрын

Me too

I love the logic in this game. The game will say no one witnessed you kill a warden, but somehow everyone in the world knows you killed him without a doubt

@growskull

Жыл бұрын

mdickie games are so beautifully stupid

@thew7329

Жыл бұрын

the duality of mdickie games

@ItsJustKiro

Жыл бұрын

@@thew7329 Its not a mdickie game without that

@The-gigan-society

Жыл бұрын

Lmao yeah 3 year olds when someone takes their toy without them looking:

@saebkahled9260

Жыл бұрын

the announcement usually says that "no witnesses came forward"

“To try and be a better inmate” *is the worst inmate*

@fruity3693

3 жыл бұрын

Ayyy tropical rouge precure

@MrInternFTL

3 жыл бұрын

He said try not succeed

@PillaPillaPrincess

3 жыл бұрын

Yaaaaay Cure Summer!! I see u 👀👀

@verajakovceska4220

3 жыл бұрын

Yesn't

@SabvachiLeng

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂

Beef Boss going to prison after he loses Abby and keeps losing to Alfonso

@guggby357

3 жыл бұрын

first

@trollfessor8471

3 жыл бұрын

Second

@themarklinengine5408

3 жыл бұрын

we need a whole Beef Boss Documentary or something Edit: I got it, Beef Boss Court Cam

@noahbruno3792

3 жыл бұрын

Boof Bess*

@ebenezerdawit296

3 жыл бұрын

The Marklin Engine omg is there an actual documentary of him-

Boss Beef is the only person who shows up to his court hearing wearing no shirt, flexing off his muscles in order to intimidate the judge, and fail at it.

@beef_boss

3 жыл бұрын

lol

@rocketscam

3 жыл бұрын

@@beef_boss how do u feel about spabby dating dudydude

@beef_boss

3 жыл бұрын

@@rocketscamwhat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! jk I never watched the video

@verajakovceska4220

3 жыл бұрын

@@rocketscam spabby=fake abby

"i think i'm going to follow the rules" *kills the warden*

@imnotnina

3 жыл бұрын

😭😭

@kendallsilver2607

3 жыл бұрын

it's not a crime if you don't get caught 😃

this is the sequel i was waiting for

@themarklinengine5408

3 жыл бұрын

Same

@Bman1113

3 жыл бұрын

Same

@elitemauri7399

3 жыл бұрын

Same

@MrBeastmania

3 жыл бұрын

Yessssss

@galaxy-me2mb

3 жыл бұрын

Petition to make it a full series

“Try to be a good inmate” *hits someone with pool stick after 1 minute*

Oh god I remember this game. My character was a mass murderer who would wait until after lockdown then go to the toilets and indiscriminately kill every single soul in there with a fork I would steal from the canteen every morning. I was never caught because I would never leave anyone alive.

@iMajoraGaming

2 жыл бұрын

year late, but i was a convicted terrorist who would seem to follow the rules and be a wholesome and kindly, improving himself and working hard, only to murder any warden or inmate who disrespected or touched me, the instant i could do so without anyone being a witness, or, if the only witness was an inmate or lone warden, i would just kill them too i was released early (or on-time, i can't remember if good behaviour and favours for guards took time off your sentence or not) and was considered a model prisoner, because Jeff Beeteebetty truly never did leave witnesses, and by the end, all the inmates feared him, and the guards adored him as a model prisoner. he was schroedinger's prisoner.

"I can poop myself, and if I poop myself my reputation will go down" That's how it is irl too, but Poofesure doesn't poop so he's just awesome.

0:27 I like how there is just a picture of a waving American Flag on the wall instead of an actual flag.

@verajakovceska4220

3 жыл бұрын

Bruh

@Recordman3345

3 жыл бұрын

Fake court, not a real prison, its an involuntary blood bank. They suck the blood out of prisoners. They give the blood to vampires.

@juniia6824

3 жыл бұрын

This is the way it should all be. This is a real prison, with real jail, also it’s voluntary.

@juniia6824

3 жыл бұрын

Trust me I’ve been there before

“I’m going to follow the laws of the land.” *immediately kills warden*

I'm still on the fence if this is the best or worst prison ever. Dang. I wish I was intelligent enough to make up my mind on things.

I’d “accidentally” drop the soap for you

@Cookieboss13

3 жыл бұрын

That’s racist

@TombOfFangs

3 жыл бұрын

I'm racist

@SuperMario19SM19

3 жыл бұрын

@@TombOfFangs same here 😃

@alex_bruh

3 жыл бұрын

@Just hes racist

@chigy6301

3 жыл бұрын

@@TombOfFangs were all racist

I like how all the other inmates are also, like, 6'8"-7'0"

15:59 Warden Hogan is a personal friend of mine... * Beats his ass 10 seconds later *

Fun fact: Boof Bess could not get the perfect bowling game he craved, so he faked winning and got thrown in jail for it. No one cheats me and gets away with it.

The wardens when the other prisoners are starting a riot: Wardens when Poofesure accidentally picks up a pool stick: *Now that is an Avengers level threat.*

@ARMASOG

Жыл бұрын

i hate when they talk to you so they can walk towards you. its like they purposefully programmed them to do that

I love how almost everyone in the prison is about 7 feet tall

“I think he’s dead I’m just gonna plant the gun right there so it’ll look like he committed su-“ I lost it when he said that

This is possibly one of my favorite games he’s played

"Try to be a good inmate" *Proceeds to smack a guard with a dumbbell

Tomadachi life did fraud to beef boss because he’s not in a relationship with spabby/Abby she’s with dudy dude

Poof: Names character BigTits The name BeefBoss: Am I a joke to you?

@just_a_turtle_chad

3 жыл бұрын

A turtle approves of both names👍

Remember the golden rule of incarceration: "Act nice and you'll end up tossing someone's dice"

The real question is when does Alfonso go to prison.

“A good inmate”

I love how relationships in this prison change in three seconds

YOOOO THIS WAS MY FAVORITE EPISODE BY TERMS OF AMOUNT OF TIME SPENT LAUGHING I’M SO GLAD THERE’S A SEQUEL

the humor this youtuber has never gets old, never gonna regret subbing to him

Day -2 of waiting for Poofesure to play Papa’s Mocharia To Go, the official 15th Papa Louie Game I’m the series! (I’m genuinely so hyped over a new flash type game lol)

@VOLATILEVOXELS

3 жыл бұрын

-2 because the game releases Tuesday and I’m just using this to inform him that the game is coming soon

@nathansalmi1617

3 жыл бұрын

Who?

@fartingballs69

3 жыл бұрын

@@VOLATILEVOXELS WAIT THERES A NEW ONE- ILYSM THANK YOU FOR PUTTING THIS HERE

@Capt_Chaos_91

3 жыл бұрын

Boooooo

@sunshine-fq6do

3 жыл бұрын

this game SLAPS

7:52 there are actually cheats for this game Hard time - Hold E and press -/+ during the game to adjust your character's energy... - Hold H and press -/+ during the game to adjust your character's happiness... - Hold S and press -/+ during the game to adjust your character's strength... - Hold A and press -/+ during the game to adjust your character's agility... - Hold I and press -/+ during the game to adjust your character's intelligence... - Hold R and press -/+ during the game to adjust your character's reputation... - Hold M and press -/+ during the game to adjust your bank balance... - Hold END and press -/+ during the game to adjust your sentence...

“Doing anything in this game in a hassle” Sounds like a good game to me

"I'm gonna be a good inmate" *Proceeds to commit several felonies*

it took him 30 minutes to find the umbrella pants song

We'll see how long being good lasts

"Attention! The prison has been targeted for a terrorist attack!" Me: *wHaT*

8:16 “I only get charged with the things I don’t do, not the things I do do” that had me cracking...

Ahhhh yes back at it again with the good ole MDickie games 👏👏👏👏

“Someone is eating with their mouth open” *me looks up from my food at my screen while chewing with my mouth open* 👁👄👁

gotta love the simpsons hit and run music in the back

We need to continue this, this is absolutely hilarious

This is quality Content right here.

omg im so happy he brought this back hahaha make this a series

"I'm in here for attempted murder!" "Oh so you never finish what you start."

I was waiting for this to be a series

pov: you havent finished the video yet

7:18 when you literally dropped the soap

9:50 When you're getting yelled at and need an excuse

please this is my favorite series i’ve watched the other one like 7384 times cause it was so funny lmao

More prison videos, I get the most laughs from you playing this game!

I really love these videos of Hard Time. Please keep making them :D

I think he should play the escapists, I feel like he wouldn’t know how to do 99% of anything and just get beat up

I watch the first vid every other day at work and still crack up. This is awesome. Dear poofesure God, please make more.amen.

Continue the game. I love the MDickie games. Watching you play them is super entertaining

2 hours of editing i watched now i will watch this

@CMMaster67

3 жыл бұрын

I was there too

I don’t know why but this is my favorite part of the video- 2:08

Little late for the post but I needed this so much

@raulpineda3207

3 жыл бұрын

Lmao, same

@owenryder5172

3 жыл бұрын

Fr

@Esclipsea

3 жыл бұрын

Same because he makes me laugh so much

this is my comfort video i’ve watched it at least 20 times

"Try to be a better prisoner" Instantly kills the warden

This is the only sequel that doesn't disappoint

this is the earliest ive been for a videoooo!! whooo

says he is going to be best, yet assaults police officers and dies in 30 seconds

13:58 “He’s dead, we’re just gonna plant the gun there so it looks like he committed su-“ Sewer slide. For monitization reasons.

8:51 had me DYING

This is exactly what I've been waiting for

I’ve been waiting a while for this

To beat the game you’re supposed to have high enough intelligence to do the chemical mixing task and just spend the entire game doing it and you’ll eventually get released

Yess I've been waiting for this video 🥰

I love his videos so much. They make me laugh and they’re great!

A worthy sequel

His jokes give me life

Idk if you’ll be able to escape if you can’t even answer the phone lmao 😂

@themarklinengine5408

3 жыл бұрын

I know right.

Love the videos bro and super glad I’m a part of the early notification squad been a sub a long time now:)

The best series

Pofesure trying to be good is like a shower trying to be a flamethrower

This is so funny, i think my favorite part was the "pool cue gift"

this is the greatest series since tomadachi life

Yay i was waiting for this

the best sequel

9:20 me during a math test

I’m so glad we got a part 2

Please do more of these this is awesome

Boof bess is female beef boss

been waiting for this

I'm not gonna lie, when I go out I wanna go out like Warden Diaz.

nice to see your return!

Dude this is so funny I laughed like every 5 seconds

The last time you played this game I cried laughing

am I the only one that cracks up everytime he does this laugh? 0:43

letsss go the sequel to my favorite vid on this channel (report from michigan was good too)

8:03 I see Bulk Bogan really cleaned himself up

Play more wii tennis PLEASE it’s freakin hilarious.I die laughing every time I watch your tennis videos

Please make a part 3 this is hilarious

Yes! I loved the last one!

THE BATHROOM BRAUL™️ HAD ME CRYIN

These videos make me laugh so hard I just can't

I watched this while eating dinner & was chewing with my mouth open when you said “someone is eating with their mouth open again”.

Professional Inmate

Please keep these types of videos coming :)