i can't get out of prison

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i can't get out of prison
Twitter: / poofesure

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  • @Poofesure
    @Poofesure3 жыл бұрын

    give me a brick

  • @BreezyBreach

    @BreezyBreach

    3 жыл бұрын

    hello

  • @flappyflap2693

    @flappyflap2693

    3 жыл бұрын

    no

  • @coltontheisen01

    @coltontheisen01

    3 жыл бұрын

    E

  • @goldenhatty

    @goldenhatty

    3 жыл бұрын

    Brick

  • @td6175

    @td6175

    3 жыл бұрын

    E

  • @jdwest0448
    @jdwest04483 жыл бұрын

    Please never stop playing this

  • @MonkeSUSSYAMONGUSKINGHB

    @MonkeSUSSYAMONGUSKINGHB

    3 жыл бұрын

    This

  • @MonkeSUSSYAMONGUSKINGHB

    @MonkeSUSSYAMONGUSKINGHB

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@BonahPerson Nah I’m good

  • @Bradleybus

    @Bradleybus

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@BonahPerson Nah I'm good

  • @perpetualcollapse

    @perpetualcollapse

    3 жыл бұрын

    Based

  • @unlined_sardine7426

    @unlined_sardine7426

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@BonahPerson shut up

  • @rozatic3221
    @rozatic32213 жыл бұрын

    This game is easily one of the funniest I've played and watched.

  • @jaztin7197

    @jaztin7197

    3 жыл бұрын

    What game is it?

  • @BonahPerson

    @BonahPerson

    3 жыл бұрын

    DisIike my video

  • @Hyperb2002

    @Hyperb2002

    3 жыл бұрын

    I have a gaming laptop with 16GB of RAM. Why does it lag hard?

  • @benzogames

    @benzogames

    3 жыл бұрын

    IKR? I love his gameplays of this so damn much lol

  • @benzogames

    @benzogames

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@jaztin7197 Hard Time is the name

  • @cosmicdragonrawr
    @cosmicdragonrawr2 жыл бұрын

    "Oh, he has a rock. Hey, maybe your rock can be friends with my brick. They're like cousins." -Poof 2021

  • @tylern6420

    @tylern6420

    Жыл бұрын

    Rocked brick

  • @otsuru_style

    @otsuru_style

    Жыл бұрын

    As soon as i heard that I said pause

  • @sanejthekkekkara6037

    @sanejthekkekkara6037

    2 ай бұрын

    ​@@tylern6420 Bricked rock

  • @ColiasPalaeno
    @ColiasPalaeno3 жыл бұрын

    Poof idk if you want advice to actually rage less or not but here you go: - You can build weapons like a sword and a gun in the workshop, items you build will give you money - You can get your intelligence up by reading - You can pretty much beat the game by sleeping all the days off and never leaving the bed for any reason - There is a prisoner x warden sort of relation thingy where if you have high reputation, prisoners will look up to you more but wardens will absolutelly hate you, low reputation means prisoners will pick on you more but the wardens will be less against you, this also reflects on the judge where most crimes depending on your reputation, high reputation means you'll be convicted more oftenly while low reputation means you're acquitted more oftenly, low reputation also sometimes gets you sentence cuts meaning you have to survive less days - You can get money easily by using a broom anywhere to sweep the floor, to sweep you press the taunt button - The best weapon in the games are the sword and the knife because you can repeatedly stab people with them while they're on the ground and they can do almost nothing to fight back without someone coming to their rescue - You can actually escape the prison by digging a hole with a shovel or climbing the fence in the exercize yard And lastly: You can usually get away with things by just saying yes and immediatelly resuming it, like if a warden tells you to drop a gun, you can get away with it by simply saying yes and picking it right back up

  • @mhmdLFC

    @mhmdLFC

    11 ай бұрын

    you cant escape the prison in hard time 3d trust me i used cheats to fly over the fence and it just is an out of bounds area you cant escape in PC version

  • @megachin9925
    @megachin99253 жыл бұрын

    -brother bear has entered the chat -brother bear has left the chat

  • @ifYouReplyToMeUrDumb

    @ifYouReplyToMeUrDumb

    Жыл бұрын

    Then he re-enters, he looks like andrew tate

  • @DrAvsDrZ
    @DrAvsDrZ3 жыл бұрын

    Poof: Plays Hard Time again The guards: *This is where the fun begins*

  • @elonsairplane370

    @elonsairplane370

    3 жыл бұрын

    gotta love a star wars reference

  • @fleetc4141

    @fleetc4141

    3 жыл бұрын

    Jojo

  • @oillantern6301

    @oillantern6301

    3 жыл бұрын

    @The Spatza Ok...?

  • @onishojo9430

    @onishojo9430

    3 жыл бұрын

    @The Spatza cringe

  • @RedstoneRuler

    @RedstoneRuler

    3 жыл бұрын

    @The Spatza SHUT UP

  • @beef_boss
    @beef_boss3 жыл бұрын

    He loses everytime he plays as Alfonso and now he forgets the controls

  • @huskycashewdrums6171

    @huskycashewdrums6171

    3 жыл бұрын

    Thanks Beef Boss

  • @nathan-ew5ff

    @nathan-ew5ff

    3 жыл бұрын

    @The Spatza atheists when they go to heaven and are warmed with Jesus Christ’s loving embrace and not floating with Charles Darwin in space

  • @HorseyShark

    @HorseyShark

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@nathan-ew5ff pffft 🤣🤣🤣

  • @neoxx47

    @neoxx47

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@nathan-ew5ff i wanna go to hell lmao

  • @beefboss9822

    @beefboss9822

    3 жыл бұрын

    Hey I'm the true beef boss

  • @ppleakage2785
    @ppleakage27853 жыл бұрын

    For someone named Major Merc, He’s one of the nicest people in the game

  • @addieeeeee

    @addieeeeee

    3 жыл бұрын

    @The Spatza no one cares

  • @dylanmoore3201

    @dylanmoore3201

    3 жыл бұрын

    Bruh, the comment isn’t even about god, and God is real.

  • @WhoTookSaltyCabbage

    @WhoTookSaltyCabbage

    3 жыл бұрын

    @The Spatza This comment doesn't change the fact that no one asked, go back to r/atheism and be an edgelord there

  • @jeffreymerlino4613

    @jeffreymerlino4613

    3 жыл бұрын

    @The Spatza i've seen God

  • @tacticalxd6908
    @tacticalxd69083 жыл бұрын

    Plot twist: Alfonso holds beef boss hostage in prison so he can make his way to Wii Party U master difficulty.

  • @tacticalxd6908

    @tacticalxd6908

    3 жыл бұрын

    @The Spatza And your point is...

  • @Andrew-ms4dr

    @Andrew-ms4dr

    3 жыл бұрын

    @The Spatza nobody asked

  • @Andrew-ms4dr

    @Andrew-ms4dr

    3 жыл бұрын

    @The Spatza also what does this comment have to do with religion

  • @parker7145

    @parker7145

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@Andrew-ms4dr it's a bot

  • @Andrew-ms4dr

    @Andrew-ms4dr

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@parker7145 yes past me was an idiot because it was late at night and was annoyed at everything for no reason

  • @UberAwesome56
    @UberAwesome563 жыл бұрын

    Always a pleasant evening when Poofesure uploads

  • @spyderblk

    @spyderblk

    3 жыл бұрын

    Yes

  • @crabby4388

    @crabby4388

    3 жыл бұрын

    10:00 pm isn’t in the evening

  • @denny4551

    @denny4551

    3 жыл бұрын

    Indeed

  • @magic_matrix1171

    @magic_matrix1171

    3 жыл бұрын

    Exactly

  • @magic_matrix1171

    @magic_matrix1171

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@crabby4388 seems like you’re crabby 😂 jk

  • @goodbue2903
    @goodbue29033 жыл бұрын

    3:46 "Maybe your rock can be friends with my brick, there like cousins" -Poofesure 2021

  • @goodbue2903

    @goodbue2903

    3 жыл бұрын

    @The Spatza true

  • @RedstoneRuler

    @RedstoneRuler

    3 жыл бұрын

    @The Spatza ...

  • @tatummvp99

    @tatummvp99

    3 жыл бұрын

    @The Spatza what the fuck does it have to do with the dam comment

  • @heath6825
    @heath68253 жыл бұрын

    beefboss uses his shank to kill the guards and escape the prison

  • @spoiledmilk9154

    @spoiledmilk9154

    3 жыл бұрын

    @The Spatza dude take your conspiracy theories to twitter nobody cares on yt

  • @gooberaureliusmaximusiii6638

    @gooberaureliusmaximusiii6638

    3 жыл бұрын

    @The Spatza i love u bby ❤️

  • @dirtysanchez2007

    @dirtysanchez2007

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@spoiledmilk9154 as a member of the twitter community we are fine with not having it and are passing it on to the instagram community

  • @antoniomacedonio6574

    @antoniomacedonio6574

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@dirtysanchez2007 ok see you when this has 500 replies in a giant argument

  • @Jaizizzizi

    @Jaizizzizi

    11 ай бұрын

    @@antoniomacedonio6574lol didn’t happen

  • @cw7300
    @cw73003 жыл бұрын

    RIP brother bear, all he wanted was to tell everybody he was on his way

  • @kaitlando636

    @kaitlando636

    3 жыл бұрын

    😂

  • @ohgeeia
    @ohgeeia3 жыл бұрын

    The new pepto bismol in-joke is my favorite thing ever

  • @joshuamiddle7835
    @joshuamiddle78353 жыл бұрын

    Poofesure: gets violently assulted Guards: sleep Poofesure: doesn't go in cell Guards: He MuSt DiE aT aLl CoSt

  • @elivandrisse
    @elivandrisse3 жыл бұрын

    Hypothesis: your intelligence went down after getting dropped on your head 50 times

  • @UnstableAce03
    @UnstableAce033 жыл бұрын

    When I saw the title appear in my notifications I actually thought he went to jail for all the Wii remotes he broke

  • @luissaucedo394

    @luissaucedo394

    3 жыл бұрын

    Wouldn't surprise me

  • @alejohndrom4092
    @alejohndrom40923 жыл бұрын

    13:29 that actually scared me lmaooo

  • @sarahp132
    @sarahp1323 жыл бұрын

    I wish he played more horror games, that’s hilarious!

  • @910priceless

    @910priceless

    3 жыл бұрын

    Agreed

  • @hannahbg1852

    @hannahbg1852

    3 жыл бұрын

    Same here lol

  • @SwiftyShawn

    @SwiftyShawn

    3 жыл бұрын

    Me too

  • @tori8192

    @tori8192

    3 жыл бұрын

    For real

  • @liamjstone

    @liamjstone

    3 жыл бұрын

    @The Spatza what does that have to do anything?

  • @FreeTyreek
    @FreeTyreek3 жыл бұрын

    This game is a masterpiece

  • @littletimmy3471

    @littletimmy3471

    3 жыл бұрын

    @The Spatza he never even mentioned it

  • @ceoofsex7210

    @ceoofsex7210

    2 жыл бұрын

    @MisterSerpent .

  • @Juicycouturebubblegumwhore
    @Juicycouturebubblegumwhore3 жыл бұрын

    5:10 killed me. I laughed for about a minute straight.

  • @JacobDoffing42
    @JacobDoffing423 жыл бұрын

    Poofesure: *Plays Hardtime* The Guards: *Allow us to introduce ourselves.*

  • @gothb2507
    @gothb25073 жыл бұрын

    this game is what it's like living with my family

  • @akoul3855
    @akoul38553 жыл бұрын

    8:28 Magellan was the first man to ship around the world

  • @jayhollows5729

    @jayhollows5729

    3 жыл бұрын

    Lmao the pronunciation

  • @keiraa_hays
    @keiraa_hays3 жыл бұрын

    i love falling asleep to poofesure trying to get out of prison!!

  • @pspfilms7505
    @pspfilms75053 жыл бұрын

    8:28 Magellan was an explorer similar to Christopher Columbus

  • @ArlenJ100
    @ArlenJ1003 жыл бұрын

    "I can't get out of prison" Jolyne Cujo: Yare yare dawa

  • @tylern6420

    @tylern6420

    Жыл бұрын

    Just get Killer Queen and you can get out

  • @lucasbajema9286
    @lucasbajema92863 жыл бұрын

    Every month this man brings my heart back to a state of peace. With this game

  • @rhysjohnston8542
    @rhysjohnston85423 жыл бұрын

    8:55 You have Joel Vinesause's Bulk Bogan as a lawyer.

  • @firemj6761
    @firemj67613 жыл бұрын

    Where’s tomodachi life We need to see who beef boss will fall in love with

  • @edwardjones1045
    @edwardjones10453 жыл бұрын

    Attempt 75 of asking Poofesure to play Bee Movie Game

  • @Tangus

    @Tangus

    3 жыл бұрын

    Dream on

  • @magic_matrix1171

    @magic_matrix1171

    3 жыл бұрын

    Oh that would be good 😂 I never thought of that

  • @venturian0079

    @venturian0079

    3 жыл бұрын

    Omg yes

  • @Qio.Coricc

    @Qio.Coricc

    3 жыл бұрын

    @The Spatza one, this comment has nothing to do with religion, but if you were replying to someone else then I understand. Two, maybe don’t disrespect people’s beliefs? Sorry if this comes across as rude.

  • @MineKat

    @MineKat

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@Qio.Coricc you're not being rude. This is just a bot looking to piss people off.

  • @SovietUnionCCCP
    @SovietUnionCCCP Жыл бұрын

    1:10 “EAR” 13:29 “STOOOOOOOOP!!!” 6:58 “CONSPIRING TO ESCAPE”

  • @axelmdo4584
    @axelmdo45843 жыл бұрын

    Keep this series going it’s funny af

  • @underratedszn6549
    @underratedszn65493 жыл бұрын

    Bro I couldn’t stop laughing at the dialogue of this game 😂

  • @otsuru_style

    @otsuru_style

    Жыл бұрын

    The stuff he was saying at 1:41 was funny

  • @nysteponshi
    @nysteponshi3 жыл бұрын

    This man always makes me scream without the s 😫

  • @huskycashewdrums6171

    @huskycashewdrums6171

    3 жыл бұрын

    So you must be a long John

  • @moneymakinmitch8130

    @moneymakinmitch8130

    3 жыл бұрын

    Sus

  • @N8TH3GR8_06

    @N8TH3GR8_06

    3 жыл бұрын

    Sus

  • @jr_177

    @jr_177

    3 жыл бұрын

    LMFAOOOO WTF

  • @Savajj_nahold

    @Savajj_nahold

    3 жыл бұрын

    Cream?

  • @GreyhoundFTW
    @GreyhoundFTW3 жыл бұрын

    i love how he gets jumped in the first minute

  • @charlestolbert1111
    @charlestolbert11113 жыл бұрын

    2:40 that's some Bevis and Butthead type if thinking.

  • @trey985
    @trey9853 жыл бұрын

    ok im mad at myself and youtube for forgetting about you, youtube stopped recommending your videos, but now that i saw this i can continue watching you again, finally some good quality content i've been watching the same stuff for the past few months. also oddly enough i downloaded this game 3 days ago as i remembered playing it as a kid, you just happened to play it too...

  • @namelessonstage
    @namelessonstage3 жыл бұрын

    boof bess deserves to have a mii counterpart.

  • @laurynseaborn435
    @laurynseaborn4353 жыл бұрын

    I love how this is turning into its own series

  • @squidyparty
    @squidyparty3 жыл бұрын

    "I don't think I like people dressed in yellow"-poofesure 2021

  • @floppademon1506

    @floppademon1506

    3 жыл бұрын

    Beef Boss has left the chat

  • @big_stinky3776
    @big_stinky37763 жыл бұрын

    _my brick and me, a novel_

  • @walex970
    @walex9703 жыл бұрын

    This dude makes any game funny

  • @luissaucedo394

    @luissaucedo394

    3 жыл бұрын

    And will damage anybody's ears

  • @blueblaster1541
    @blueblaster15413 жыл бұрын

    When the guy said,” Your adventures over Magellan”, He meant the man who went on an adventure to travel around the entire world on a boat. He also died.

  • @BizzyBonkerz
    @BizzyBonkerz3 жыл бұрын

    This is the best series you’ve ever done

  • @rubics996
    @rubics9963 жыл бұрын

    exactly what I wanted to see on a Sunday night! please keep playing this game!

  • @drip-godskull4905
    @drip-godskull49053 жыл бұрын

    Bro I was fucking crying about how much shit just randomly happened at 4:00

  • @toddettesmm2802
    @toddettesmm28023 жыл бұрын

    HardTime? That's what I called that time I went to the Graveyard

  • @comechiclas124
    @comechiclas1243 жыл бұрын

    Damm even Lil pump was in the courthouse 8:48

  • @livegwendolyne6783
    @livegwendolyne67833 жыл бұрын

    IVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS PLEASE ITS MY FAV

  • @NotGlokky
    @NotGlokky3 жыл бұрын

    thank u for uploading i highly appreciate it❤️.

  • @firminion3698
    @firminion36983 жыл бұрын

    This made me laugh the hardest I have in ages

  • @potato-uj9dk

    @potato-uj9dk

    11 ай бұрын

    nice pfp

  • @richardaviles353
    @richardaviles3533 жыл бұрын

    Please keep uploading this series !!

  • @Dhead-io4om
    @Dhead-io4om3 жыл бұрын

    This game is really funny when you play thank you for blessing us with such humor

  • @bobbysumthinorother1725
    @bobbysumthinorother17252 жыл бұрын

    This video cured my depression… thank poofesure :)

  • @omid8738
    @omid87383 жыл бұрын

    Watching this while high was the best thing ever.

  • @bladefiles5240
    @bladefiles52403 жыл бұрын

    "I think it's something about me carrying this brick, that makes me a target" Lol best line in the vid

  • @Gerald3035
    @Gerald30353 жыл бұрын

    I Always get happy when poofesure uploads lol

  • @dylanr4361
    @dylanr43613 жыл бұрын

    KEEP PLAYING THIS PLEASE I LOVE IT

  • @travelingmerchant6434
    @travelingmerchant64343 жыл бұрын

    the mooscles were already stronk

  • @KosherSebastian
    @KosherSebastian3 жыл бұрын

    Two Poofesure videos on the same day, Christmas came early

  • @ruincam
    @ruincam3 жыл бұрын

    the fact that this game is so random and makes no fucking sense makes me laugh so hard. it’s like a fever dream

  • @sir.splashtheiii6272
    @sir.splashtheiii62723 жыл бұрын

    The long awaited episode

  • @danes123
    @danes1233 жыл бұрын

    1:56 I’m laughing so hard

  • @ethan83k
    @ethan83k3 жыл бұрын

    this is so fucking hilarious please keep playing these

  • @RedStunt_
    @RedStunt_ Жыл бұрын

    Your very funny bro 😂 keep up the work💯👍🏼

  • @Gloqqin
    @Gloqqin3 жыл бұрын

    Never ever stop playing this😂

  • @minecraftmatthew1393
    @minecraftmatthew13933 жыл бұрын

    Can’t say that I relate to the title.

  • @wthefool8332

    @wthefool8332

    3 жыл бұрын

    @The Spatza what does that even have to do with this?

  • @minecraftmatthew1393

    @minecraftmatthew1393

    3 жыл бұрын

    @The Spatza Already an atheist, but ok. Also, how does this relate to what I said?

  • @jayhollows5729

    @jayhollows5729

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@wthefool8332 okay but this comment doesn't change the fact that god isn't real

  • @RedstoneRuler

    @RedstoneRuler

    3 жыл бұрын

    @The Spatza PLEASE SHUT UP. WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU ARE ACCOMPLISHING BY DOING THIS? I'm an atheist myself, but we have freedom of religion laws for a reason.

  • @wthefool8332

    @wthefool8332

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@jayhollows5729 I know, I myself am an atheist. I just don't see how your religion has anything to do with the fact that this guy doesn't relate to the title.

  • @matheo649
    @matheo6493 жыл бұрын

    This was just a big fever dream

  • @maryn9922
    @maryn99223 жыл бұрын

    Yay. Love when he plays this.

  • @AidenHD
    @AidenHD3 жыл бұрын

    These videos are my favorite from you 😂 there so funny

  • @stanraccoon3798
    @stanraccoon37983 жыл бұрын

    Underrated poofesure series

  • @cacahoute3
    @cacahoute33 жыл бұрын

    TO ESCAPE FROM THE PRISON - YOU WILL NEED: A shovel, a gun, and a bag of coins or cash. ... Step 1: Grab a shovel, and dig using T. Step 2: When you dig a hole, go through it. Keep digging until you make a hole big enough that lets you escape.

  • @shivamgagad5674
    @shivamgagad56743 жыл бұрын

    In an alternate universe this game is called "soft time"

  • @basedSkeleton

    @basedSkeleton

    Жыл бұрын

    Soft Time would be an insane asylum simulator where you're stuck in solidarity confinement in a room with mattresses as the walls.

  • @Jake_97
    @Jake_972 жыл бұрын

    16:29 Not gonna lie, that’s extremely relatable.

  • @rust_hunter7867
    @rust_hunter78672 жыл бұрын

    I dont know why but this whole game looks like a fever dream

  • @z-haanskat7012
    @z-haanskat70123 жыл бұрын

    The most I laughed all week

  • @owensturman6044
    @owensturman60443 жыл бұрын

    Why did you throw a broom then steal my broom 😂😂

  • @deanj9023
    @deanj90233 жыл бұрын

    Yay more 3D hard time videos!!!

  • @saltynuggets8196
    @saltynuggets81963 жыл бұрын

    if escaping is easy as it is on mobile, you just gotta run into the fence on the outside to start climbing it, once you are out things get even more fun

  • @jamywayne8158
    @jamywayne81583 жыл бұрын

    logic of hardtime: sword beats gun, but sword is beaten by BRICK

  • @hidudehiguy678
    @hidudehiguy6783 жыл бұрын

    Yo i love it when i get into some youtubers video really early with no notifications on

  • @jake_dev1046
    @jake_dev10462 жыл бұрын

    I died laughing when brother bear joined the prison and then died one second later

  • @11co5955
    @11co59553 жыл бұрын

    Please play more of this, I love this game

  • @JustANormalLife146
    @JustANormalLife1463 жыл бұрын

    There's this new game called Wrestling Empire and it's alot of fun. I would recommend playing that game in the future.

  • @johnnyxiong2330
    @johnnyxiong23303 жыл бұрын

    You can climb the fence and go into town. At least that was a feature on the 2d, mobile edition

  • @alexriedel3179
    @alexriedel31793 жыл бұрын

    NO! DON'T STOP PLAYING THIS!!!!!! THIS IS SO FUN

  • @lilchopstixz2161
    @lilchopstixz21613 жыл бұрын

    Just as soon as I watched the one last month, I get a notification for this

  • @professorxangus
    @professorxangus3 жыл бұрын

    I read the title and for a second I thought this man had actually wound up in prison for breaking too many Wii remotes.

  • @lukifer1450
    @lukifer14503 жыл бұрын

    The amount of rage that would come from this guy if he played survivalcraft2

  • @ripcoop28.
    @ripcoop28.6 күн бұрын

    When he screamed l I e that at the prison guard i lost it 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @dangjellywastaken1207
    @dangjellywastaken12073 жыл бұрын

    This is gold

  • @Potatoes08
    @Potatoes083 жыл бұрын

    We smokin on that brother bear pack

  • @MarioRyu
    @MarioRyu3 жыл бұрын

    1:08 so Warden Combs is an ear 😂

  • @HikingWithAlex
    @HikingWithAlex2 жыл бұрын

    My mans went through the whole plot of star wars in this episode

  • @e.g.o.m.e
    @e.g.o.m.e3 жыл бұрын

    Uberhaxornova playthrough was just as funny

  • @damien8113
    @damien81133 жыл бұрын

    Video idea: *tier rank Papa's games' characters/customers*

  • @diavolo6851
    @diavolo68513 жыл бұрын

    I've been waiting for you to play this game again

  • @BamassacreGaming
    @BamassacreGaming3 жыл бұрын

    Finally something to watch

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