what are you doing with that piece of wood...

@Smoothjayjay

Жыл бұрын

Wassup

@navi2851

Жыл бұрын

Uhhh nothing

@orotigrro4562

Жыл бұрын

*Don't worry bout it*

@Skdjdjdjsjxjxjd

Жыл бұрын

@@Smoothjayjay nmu

@Marshy1575

Жыл бұрын

poofy

Whenever Poof plays a game with 'amazing quality,' it's just fun to see him have fun and not hearing him scream every 10 seconds.

@ApolloTheUltimate

Жыл бұрын

agreed, while it is funny to hear him rage, his content and character is so good that he doesn’t have to be a screaming ball of rage to be enjoyable.

@poison4303

Жыл бұрын

Me immediately turning my volume down when I click on a poof vid lmfaooo

@-w-138

Жыл бұрын

So true

@stingingroger7576

Жыл бұрын

As an Australian hearing people refer to this man as poof is fucking hilarious

@mrscruffles801

Жыл бұрын

@@stingingroger7576 How so?

Poof should definitely fool around with the cheats lmao. Imagine his reaction when he finds out you can fly

@VortexKiller2

Жыл бұрын

*Page Up intensifies*

@PigZzzZ

9 ай бұрын

This aged well

Mr meaty’s crimes: Battery 2:34 Theft of a firearm 2:39 Fleeing arrest 3:30 Perjury 3:55 Conspiracy to murder 4:42 Battery x2 4:44 Assault and battery 5:06 Theft 7:50 Battery x3 7:52 Battery x4 8:25 Conspiracy to murder 9:33 Assault with intent to kill 9:39 Perjury x2 10:08 Assault 11:18 Accessory to murder 12:30 Obstruction of justice 13:14 Perjury x3 14:28 Theft of a firearm x2 15:13 Conspiracy to murder x2 15:23 Assault with intent to kill x2 15:29 Mass shooting 16:01 Battery x5 16:25 Assault 17:26 Extortion 17:39

@AzumarillConGafasBv

Жыл бұрын

this should be pinned

@tylern6420

Жыл бұрын

Bro you in law school or what

@firstnamelastname7244

Жыл бұрын

"I can fix him"

@BigDraco123

Жыл бұрын

"free my homie he ain't do nothin!"

@madi8905

Жыл бұрын

mr meaty is a good man!

Poofesure: *Is accused for stealing or carrying an item from the floor* Judge: You obviously need more days in prison

@TSDLoading

Жыл бұрын

meanwhile wardens: oh so you're shooting with a weapon? Don't do that again or you will maybe face consequences. Or not, I don't care.

@shadowsofacid8254

Жыл бұрын

@@TSDLoading also wardens: oh so you murdered half the prisnoers and wardens? I'll let you go since we're such good friends (This happens to me a lot and I love it)

@psychxmania

Жыл бұрын

LMFAOOOO.

@XxXMrSisterFisterXxX

Жыл бұрын

@@shadowsofacid8254 this game has the craziest RNG when it comes to interactions and judgement calls of CO's, wardens, judges, etc.

Getting arrested for taking a piece of wood: guilty Getting arrested for harming a warden: Innocent I love this goddamn game

@oz_jones

Жыл бұрын

>literally beating a screw to death >someone else gets blamed

I remeber like a decade ago when I was playing it on mobile, normal sentences were like 300 days. one time I was like "well let's try to be as good as possible" so I created Santa and got senteced to 50 days. was already at a great start so when I spawned in I just did chores, complied with the wardens, and handed out presents. managed to get my sentence reduced to 15 days and finally got released. the only real fun part about getting out is going back IN the prison to become a warden but yeah I've been traumatized by the early sentences so much that everytime I see poof get 50 days, I think he's tremendously lucky

@tylern6420

Жыл бұрын

So i guess in the school game you can become a teacher if it works similarly to hard time (except you dont actually die)

@datguy8468

Жыл бұрын

@@tylern6420 i think you can because theres an actual option to customize your student as a teacher but you have to go through months starting at like september and I haven't even made it that far in

@tylern6420

Жыл бұрын

@@datguy8468 yeah and my save was at like a D so no chance anyway lol

@datguy8468

Жыл бұрын

@@tylern6420 bruh

@user-qj9ye1uv8g

Жыл бұрын

Yea the mobile vs the original pc version have a lot of changes between them

I like how you got sidetracked into not playing the character you wanted.

this video is a rollercoaster. It went from making a new save to testing out the time served for different crimes to trying to die as fast as possible to getting arrested as many times as possible to getting rich right before finally dying

I’m honestly surprised Poof hasn’t been sent to actual prison for constantly causing disturbances to his neighbors and abusing Beef Boss. 🤣

@thatonedude3918

Жыл бұрын

😂Facts

@fridaynightfunkinfan5627

Жыл бұрын

Disturbing his neighbors would be a much bigger crime. Beef Boss isn’t an actual living person, so that wouldn’t be a reason to go to prison.

@tileahmcmahon3237

Жыл бұрын

@@fridaynightfunkinfan5627 obviously..know it all

@DarkDragonSlayer

Жыл бұрын

@@fridaynightfunkinfan5627 you know that connor was sarcastic right? lol

@JUMPYCOOL

Жыл бұрын

Abusing Beef Boss is worse, he is a staple to this channel!

9:16 the best part of this video is that Poof has never heard the expression "nip this in the bud"

@thedearleader3265

Жыл бұрын

Ikr 😂

@exowars

Жыл бұрын

I've literally never heard of that in my life

@clartt

Жыл бұрын

@@exowars it means to take care of a problem in its early stages before it gets too big to manage easily

@awoo9993

Жыл бұрын

Stg all this time i thought it was nip it in the butt

@Im2lazy4thisCrit

3 ай бұрын

I didn’t hear of it either when I first watched this video

Poofesure should probably be in prison IRL for the crimes he has committed to the Toad Wii Remote with Wii Motion Plus Inside.

@MarcusCollins69

Жыл бұрын

Are you crazy? He'll be sentenced to 69(nice) years

Was literally just watching the Hardtime series from Poof and was wishing for another one, bro just knows what the people want 😂

@P_araps

Жыл бұрын

nah the true fans want wii content, hard time just isn't a good game tbh and has horrible replay value

@bruh-ci5cx

Жыл бұрын

@@P_araps I agree it’s just extremely repetitive and all of the videos mash together

@bobbyqueso

Жыл бұрын

@@P_araps cry

@rekeinserah

Жыл бұрын

@@P_araps nah

@Big_Stepper2435

Жыл бұрын

@@P_araps I agree that the Wii games are better, but Hardtime is a nice change of pace and is still hilarious to watch

damn the nostalgia hits me every time i see matts art style. time to reinstall every single one of his games i guess

@PHATASSTURTLEB

Жыл бұрын

I legit just did that

@nab23

Жыл бұрын

Gotta watch uberhaxornova’s playthrough of this

@cyanity76

Жыл бұрын

@@nab23 respect

@lemonbreadut

Жыл бұрын

@@nab23 Respect +2

@koobleen

Жыл бұрын

@@nab23 respect +3

the instant giggling whenever reading nearly any dialogue is what makes these vids for me lol

i like how the green mustache guy that poof called evil tried to help him when he was chased by warden, dude got a whole character arc

Poofesure: "Lets just steal this wardens -" Warden: Yeets fire extingusher across the room

You gotta watch this when you’re either drunk or half asleep, it makes it 10 times funnier

@DrikTrajado

Жыл бұрын

Or high

@BBGMatthew

Жыл бұрын

@@DrikTrajado I think he meant to put that there

“Can you drop the soap in this game?” -Poofesure 2022

14:33 That timing was gold 😂😂 *"OH F YEAH IM HARD AS A ROCK"*

legend has it that mr meaty was actually alive and is still trying to die to this day

This series has been the most entertaining thing on KZread all year

Mr. Meaty "Prisoner S-007" : I never tried to hurt anybody! I was going about my day and caught this guy in a bad mood... Judge : Oh fuck yeah I'm hard as a rock! ...Prisoner S-007! I don't know why this is so funny af 🤣

@uainjansun

Жыл бұрын

Clip?

you are the definition of peak entertainment, poof. love your content so, so much.

@psychxmania

Жыл бұрын

i stand by this statement. poof is absolutely phenomenal. i love you so much, poof.

This is my favorite series. The game is so broken, I love it. It’s a great example of how new games can be made on older engines and still be fun

i like how when he steals a gun it’s 2 extra days but when he steals a plank it’s 5 extra days

Love the series! And love that you do it on stream!

Poof playing Hardtime are some of his best videos imo

I like how in this game stealing a prison warden’s pistol gives you less of a sentence than picking up a wooden plank you found on the ground

Please don't ever stop playing this

Please keep this up, this is the hardest I've laughed in a long time!

I love how u are making hard time videos again, I loved them last year

Mr meaty was an absolute fever dream 😂 love this series, hope it stays

Bro this was da the funniest video I’ve seen in a minute😂 Good shit Poof👑

I love that you’re doing these again please more

@songoku8627

Жыл бұрын

And thank you 🙏

Nice video! Thank god this video and this channel appeared in my home feed!

My favorite part of this video is poof not understanding the phrase “nip it in the bud” I fucking lose it every time, his laughter is contagious

@TheAnimalWolverine

Жыл бұрын

Haha. Same

Back so soon with the greatest series under the sun

I love your content man. Keep up the great work

i love this series so much

Went from trying to get out to wanting to stay forever

so glad hard time is back, it's so entertaining please keep uploading it!!!

Just subscribed when I saw the last video and I was thinking when you would post it again nice way to end my night

Keep this series rolling poof its great

loving the hard time videos

Please keep playing this it’s so good

never stop this series

This Game is on another level 💀

broooo this brings back so many memories, i used to play this on my kindle fire all the time back in the day

I love this series!

trying to get the longest prison sentence ever on hard time *DIES*

glad you posted more of this

I love your hard time series poof it’s funny

Thank you infinitely for reminding of this game

I’d like a new prison sentence

This is the funniest video I've seen in a while

Good to see Chef Vortivask making a return.

FINALLY I LOVED THE OLD ONES LETS GOOOO

I remember Mr. Meaty a little bit. It was a puppet show like sesame street. I remember that it kind of creeped me out in one episode where they brought a devil into the mix which kind of creeped me out as a kid. Anyway I'm glad you just had to come back to this so soon.

It’s funny I woke up yesterday and watched I go to prison and I’m still awake to this being uploaded an entire day later

Maybe the prison had an insurance policy on that wooden plank

Thought the last video was the last one. Poof never fails 👏🏻

@P_araps

Жыл бұрын

honestly i hope this one is the last one because the people begging for more hard time are really annoying because there just isn't replay value in the game,, i hope poof gets back to the wii very soon,,

@emstink

Жыл бұрын

@@P_araps That's your opinion. The fact that a lot of people ask him to replay it again shows that a lot of people _do_ think there's replay value to the game.

@helllllloworld

Жыл бұрын

@@P_araps why are you commenting this multiple times?

This game is a fever dream

Please keep going with this hard time content its sk funny and entertaining

lets go i love these hard time vids

"Jeffrey dahmer with no hair" 😂😂

Love the hard time content thanks xD

I just love these games.

I’ve been waiting for this video for 2 years

YOOOOO HOLY WHAT????? YOU HAVE AWOKEN CHILDHOOD MEMORIES THAT I THOUGHT I MUST’VE DREAMT OF, MY BROTHER DOESN’T REMEMBER THAT SHOW AT ALL SO WHENEVER I REMEMBERED BITS OF IT HE THOUGHT I WAS CRAZY

Dude thank you for doing this series. KZread’s secret gaming gold standard is hard time play through a and it’s just getting better.

Let’s go more prison videos

15:33 bro got popped up and started losing his mind 😂

This is hilarious! I'm glad it's on my birthday 😂

@keepyourshoesathedoor

Жыл бұрын

Happy Belated Birthday!

@WhimsicalLittledawg

Жыл бұрын

@@keepyourshoesathedoor Thanks!

Im trying to sleep because it’s 3:45 where I live and I get a notification by poofesure Thank you

keep doing hardtime videos I love them

more hard time I love it!

Broooo this brings back memories. Mdikie had some wild games

I’m LOVING these hard time videos!! Thx dude! Earned a like

I'm glad you're finally playing MDickie games. His games are underrated af...

only 10 dollars for that plank damn

Need more of this

YES More of this!!!!

I was literally just thinking about Poofesure playing hard time like I’m not even lying

@tylern6420

Жыл бұрын

Well yeah hes as hard as a rock

Weird, I actually used to play the mobile, 2-D version of game religiously when I was like, 8. I loved it. Weird to see it pop up again out of the blue after 8 years-

This is the greatest game of all time

This game is a serious masterpiece

@yodelinglemon

Жыл бұрын

mdickie games in general are masterpieces

omg thank you for uploading this again please keep playing it

I’m so glad Poof came back to this game

It’s crazy how everyone has played that game 😂

Maximum sentence, 420 death penalties

A couple years back I played this game on mobile as a kid because my cousin showed it to me and eventually ended up forgetting abt it, thanks to you i’m gonna okay again when i’m bored :) I would also suggest playing the super hero version of the game imo it’s more fun

Let's be honest, that piece of wood is the most important part of the game.

YAAAAAAY HE PLAYED IT AGAIN I LOVE THIS

Poof should use cheat codes in hard time

warden samson is a legend

You must be loving the ad sense from this video I've watched more ads at this point then the actual video

Not a moment in this video where I wasn’t at least chuckling 😂

Love this!! You gotta play schooldays next. It’s by the same creator!

Poof playing hard time is the best