Who else was here for the thumbnail

@axel4196

21 күн бұрын

Yeah that snake lady looked happy with all her new men friends! 😂

@Ghost_of_93

8 күн бұрын

me

@marcuschauvin7039

8 күн бұрын

Of course

@dravenrogers7040

3 күн бұрын

Not proud of it but yes

@scottpost5542

Күн бұрын

Xcom Gone wild haha

My only criticism is that making the aliens sound more alien would help in identifying who is talking.

@SimulatedScribes

Ай бұрын

This voice sounds different than many others on KZread, but I still think it is an AI voice. Voice changing isn't quite good enough with AI. You can use different AI voices for different characters, but that takes a lot of time. I'm taking a different tact with my stories. I am voicing them myself. I'm not a professional voice artist, but I am human.

@davidmattes199

Ай бұрын

Yeah, very confusing. The reporter/insurgent in the first half is writing home and talking like a human soldier.

I expected a silly story about humans banging every alien species they come across, being seen as incurable horndogs by the rest of the galaxy. Instead I got a story about warcrimes. That AI took a hell of a turn.

LOL the aliens found the concept of Jesus to be ridiculous yet they worship a giant turtle in the sky that keeps the universe in balance

@mpmansell

Ай бұрын

such is the idiocy of organised religion

@jamesha175

Ай бұрын

@@mpmansell or just the idiocy of aliens

@mpmansell

27 күн бұрын

Which aliens? The ones from 'out there ' or those from here?

@wesleyward5901

13 күн бұрын

Honestly a giant space Turtle is more believable than an old guy on a cloud.

@CyberMan4858

13 күн бұрын

​@@wesleyward5901that's not at all what God is

If there's a hole it's a goal

Never underestimate a human’s curiosity.

@infertilepiggy5667

Ай бұрын

Human curiosity = snek have puss puss?

@objectiveice573

12 күн бұрын

as a horny hundred men once said "if theres a hole, theres a goal"

@ceronulo6858

5 күн бұрын

Or libido

@objectiveice573

5 күн бұрын

@@ceronulo6858 you mean libido?

@ceronulo6858

5 күн бұрын

@@objectiveice573 yeah! Thanks for correcting me.

This hits hard. Brings out old memories of past deployments

@bonjower

Ай бұрын

How it started: OP’s mind fighting off the boredom of reality How it went: OP’s mind protecting itself from reality How it ended: reality

The thumbail has got to be the most cursed for an HFY story. It might be the only cursed thumbnail to exist. 😂

One moment the narrator is an alien talking about humans, then he’s a human, then alien, then human. I am so confusededed.

can confirm, soldiers often have issue with 'snarky cynics'. Whether its the media the brass or the politicians. ;)

Me, after the first eight minutes, "Well, it wouldn't be the first war in human history that started because someone couldn't keep it in their pants."

Captain Kirk and Riker know. 👌🏻🗿🍷

@that_guy8893

20 күн бұрын

Riker taking on two Klingon women like a True Chad.

@randomcenturion7264

15 күн бұрын

Commander Shepard followed in their footsteps

Not going to lie in the end where it was no good or bad sides, with the way the story went and what was said humans were the most bad. Tbh if humanity sent a delegation to deal with the very first situation which caused the issue which in real life they would. Nothing in this story would have happened, ngl the priest who threw the man out of the tree was in the right. What kind of peeked my curiosity in the story was the fact that humans acted more like a bunch of fat boys more so than soldiers and leaders. Straight up sounds like starship troopers by the bugs are f***able.

@stevetrzz

12 күн бұрын

Yeah, I was more supporting the alien fuckers than the rapists 😭😭😭

@larrytherustyboii7442

3 күн бұрын

Yeah for real, the fact that it was American I was expecting the soldiers to nod to eachother and say "deserved" or something then go on with their day.

Man we are reaching levels of horniness that would make Slaanesh proud.

The mistakes the A.I. reader makes can be rather amusing. I am hearing the name of one ET species as "snarconics", and the text says "narcotics"...perhaps these aliens are addictive? LOL

@gampie13

Ай бұрын

Probably a filter mistake

@jeffreyseitz9900

28 күн бұрын

Well at least the ladies are addictive!

The story goes from teacher. To student. To book. To memory from a soldier

70’s Central America. Names changed to protect the guilty.

It was only a matter of time until I heard a human HFY sex story.

He suicide bombed the local armor with a pillow?

@TristanOlea-Rivera

Ай бұрын

The AI messed up on that part. It was supposed to be he was gonna suicide bomb the armory but the minute he began to brag about to in Public the civilians shoved a pillow down his throat killing him

@the_Kurgan

Ай бұрын

@TristanOlea-Rivera I understood that, but it was just too funny the way the AI read it.

Thank you for making a video on my story

@joeschmoe7324

Ай бұрын

Thank you for not writing about zorgons

@TristanOlea-Rivera

Ай бұрын

@@joeschmoe7324your welcome

@TristanOlea-Rivera

Ай бұрын

@@joeschmoe7324your welcome

@infertilepiggy5667

Ай бұрын

Thank you for the snek tatas :)

@TristanOlea-Rivera

Ай бұрын

@@infertilepiggy5667 your welcome

this channel owner felt too hard for the ai hype lol

Only thing missing is a reference to black and tans, the rising of the moon, and St.Patrick

@TristanOlea-Rivera

Ай бұрын

I see you saw one of my many inspirations for this story of mine 😁😁

@mt61inf

Ай бұрын

I am curious what other Irish songs not just about rebellion you can turn into a HFY story

@TristanOlea-Rivera

Ай бұрын

@@mt61infprobably I can turn a bunch of songs into a story I heard a song about the Hungarian revolution of 1956 and I’m working on turning it into a HFY story

Ah yes. Humanity being hornballs start a war. Seems accurate

Oh that thumbnail! 😍

"HOW!? How do they do this with every damn species they find?!"

They should have called it The Adultery War. :P

Finally, some actual HFY, emphasis on the "F"

Oy! Terry Pratchett’s Atuin the World Turtle might have something to say about A2. 😂😂

Report to the ship as soon as possible. We'll bang ok...

This is one of the most convoluted and mixed up stories that I’ve ever heard. The jumping around, what I presume were dates, was more confusing than anything. Like I said this was the worst story that I’ve ever had the misfortune that I’ve ever come across.

because humans throw things.

jumps around too much

@TristanOlea-Rivera

Ай бұрын

Sorry about that next story I write I’ll fix that issue

I used to ride my motorcycle from Schofield Barracks to Barbers Point and there was a sign that said sailors go home, stop stealing our women and buying our weed. The response was roughly they didn’t want either the women, Thai stocks were cheaper. Wish I had stopped to take a picture…..

Sometimes in war there are obvious bad guys.

@user-yf4gx4rf8h

Ай бұрын

Yeah, the dude that banged a married alien.

All this because we clappin some alien cheeks! 😆

The story was entertaining. ~ But it sounds both sides were just too drunk and stupid.

@TristanOlea-Rivera

Ай бұрын

That is true

Rule 34 😂

The subtitles need some manual editing (!!!!!). Painfully bad. I gave a downvote.

Remember if there is a hole there is a goal!

I like these SciFi channels, but I wonder if there are similar channels for other genres. Does anyone know of any? (I've mostly subscribed to SciFi ones)

@Capohanf1

Ай бұрын

There are Horror/Ghost Stories Channels. And I have posted a few Stories set in the Star Trek Universe starring characters I developed.

@SimulatedScribes

Ай бұрын

@@Capohanf1 Checked out your stuff. You do suffer from some audio issues as another commenter pointed out. Some of those videos are older, so it might be that you just need to update your equipment. There are fairly inexpensive microphones these days. I bought a set of wireless mics on Amazon for under $30. They work pretty good, especially in a quiet environment. And even in a noisy room they will be better than the older mics or webcams.

@Capohanf1

Ай бұрын

@@SimulatedScribes There were two problems with the audio, one was I was recording it on a mini, hand held, digital recorder while scrolling through the story on the computer and then because of mistakes and such I had to cut and splice the audio with a sound editing program. I am going to try a headphone/mike on the next one I record to see if it is better. I have about 25 unrecorded, finished stories. Thanks for the view but you did NOT say, what did you think about the content?

Aliens, Humans, Love them all ❤

The cover picture is amazing

YES YES FINALLY, I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS!!!

Most of the subtitles in this video were misspelled. NOT THE 1ST TIME EITHER!

6:41 Oh hes fucked

I too found the captions incorrect.

What is up with the filter that adds the appearance of dust to the video?

Alien foggy dew?

If there's a hole there's a goal.

Someone took some real life stories of probably middle-east tragedies and turned it into sci-fi. Good old social commentary if nothing else. Not exactly "fun" but interesting.

@TristanOlea-Rivera

Ай бұрын

Thanks I took inspirations from the first Anglo afghan war and the Easter rising

@stratometal

Ай бұрын

@@TristanOlea-Rivera Yeah. It had me "glued". I got a few buddies that served and told me stories. I can't imagine what they went through, but I could relate to their emotions. Thanks for this story.

@TristanOlea-Rivera

Ай бұрын

Your welcome man

ah hell nah

Me on Kurtz introducing my snake wife to J-Man the son of God.

I got x-com 2 viper flash back 😉

Every race? Species might be a better word.

The human’s decision in this story doesn’t flow for me, doesn’t make sense.

Glacier

Y'all need to work on punctuation and pacing, especially between sentences. And pronunciation; sometimes y'all mispronounce the most obvious of words.

@TristanOlea-Rivera

Ай бұрын

Ya I’m a bit dissapointed the Ai did that it made my story seems like it was badly spelled and written

@SimulatedScribes

Ай бұрын

@@TristanOlea-Rivera I've decided to voice my own stories. Although the AI is good, it isn't quite where it needs to be, especially for long form content like this. It works fine for short stuff, like shorts, and how to videos. It's missing human intonation.

ugh...

@29:25 The humans only violated women "above the age of 18." Oh! Well. . . then they behaved like perfect gentlemen. WTF!!!

This is so confusing and hard to follow

too much rape not really my thing

Wow. That was awful. AI was horrible.

I have never heard of many of the word you pronounced very wrong.

So many time skips and skips to different places you cant follow the story anymore.

The subtitles are hilariously wrong through this whole thing. "Narcotics" instead of "Snarconics", for example. A regular spelling error is repeated in the voiceover ("collage"--a pasted-together image of various items, instead of "college"-a place of learning) & names of characters being just mangled irretrievably. This wasn't even much of a story, either--it was _all_ exposition, it was tell, don't show. Some interesting concepts, but it was pretty meh.

Pacing, punctuation, and pronounciation makes this channel seem like AI narrator content. All too common in the HFY youtube genre these days. If you're using an AI voice actor, by all means do so, but please make it clear that that's what's going on. College being pronounced as collage over and over is pretty egregious. Makes it seem like a typo read by a bot.

@justanotter425

Ай бұрын

Yep, checked the reddit post and the college collage typo matches. Pretty sure this channel is bot content.

"a combination of christianity and islam" so... islam. but with the trinity.

@Mortablunt

Ай бұрын

What the heck is this mess?!? No plot, no continuity, no characters to keep track of, no theme, no sense of story. Utter drivel. Rip it apart and start over from the outline, man. Gotta clean this bucket of slop up.

@SimulatedScribes

Ай бұрын

I'm curious what you think of the stories I've posted on my channel. They are AI driven like this one probably is too, but I act as a gatekeeper and editor. (My subtitles aren't as good as these, though.)

@Capohanf1

Ай бұрын

It seems the story tries to lump to many ideas into one story. Multiple Stories can have a common thread running through them BUT should deal with one central idea at a time. I am also writing a story about a Human/Alien interaction of the sexual kind and have had to put in some things NOT related to the main idea as setup for the story.

@DrachenGothik666

14 күн бұрын

@@SimulatedScribes If you think the subtitles on this were actually _good,_ yer freakin' _blind._

Boring

Trash

AI pictures, AI voice, what seems to be a mediocre story because it was trashed so hard... Sigh> Love sci-fi stories but AI BS ruins it all... Yet another channel to outright block and ban.

.... Americans.🤦🏻‍♂️

This is why I hate AI narrations.

3:50 mocking Christianity

God damn these horrific AI writteb stories. At least edit them as a human before posting them. 🤮

@TristanOlea-Rivera

Ай бұрын

They aren’t Ai written they are Ai read that’s why they sound like shit I’m Farley dissapointed my story ended up sounding bad

The title is humans will meet with almost anything but it's more about a firefight kind of disappointed I was expecting a lot more humor and a lot less gore

That is funny. 😂