General: WHY U HIDE! Alien: Sir, your people are scary af!

John Carter? THEE John Carter? I see what you did there! 😂😂😂

@IlIWarGIlI

2 ай бұрын

john carter the warlord of mars... dotar sojat the warlord of barsoom. dotar and sojat were actually the two green martians he killed. the first one he pancaked on a mountain and the second he made a stain in the throne room.

Funny a human questioning changing after a history of violence and conquest. Lol

@Lumberjack_king

2 ай бұрын

It's hfy

Actually, Earth is more of a blue, green, white marble. Why does everyone always forget the clouds? It's not like there aren't pictures....

@Babidi111

2 ай бұрын

- We won't need those ugly clouds in the future maybe, I mean screw those wet jerks!

@anthonytheiss1296

Ай бұрын

Only one real picture of earth exists it's a blue dot Look it up all photos of earth aren't real , earth is oblate not round

Great idea! Humans issue an ultimatum in English, a language that logically an alien wouldn't understand.

@Lumberjack_king

2 ай бұрын

Classic hfy logic

@wolfgangkranek376

2 ай бұрын

So you're saying, those evil and disgusting aliens did ignore our ultimatum and our pledge for peace. War it is then!

@adtopkek4826

2 ай бұрын

Those damned aliens should have learned English! It's their fault for being illiterate.

@thorspower

2 ай бұрын

Quick question how did you learn English. We received transmissions of an old earth tv show called sesame street and reading rainbow.

@Lumberjack_king

2 ай бұрын

@@thorspower lol

Bro Carter teleported out of that station so fast even the Zorgons couldnt get him. Its such a bad time skip

Pretty good story, but I think you consider using some letters other than Z for names of aliens. 😁

@petersteinmeijer519

2 ай бұрын

Ofcourse not, that is how we identify the bad aliens.

Humans admonish alien council for past transgressions of slavery and oppression... yeah, because humanity has always been a beacon of virtue in that regard.

@ScorpiusZA.

2 ай бұрын

IKR - Pot, meet Kettle

@Lumberjack_king

2 ай бұрын

It's hfy also we've tried to change

@wolfgangkranek376

2 ай бұрын

In contrast to them, sure. Humans at this point haven't enslaved and occupied another planet, as the council has done in multiple cases.

Loving this channel,, Great Stories !!

Why did I have to watch 14 unskippable ads in an 18 minute video wasting loads of my data

Mate = having the audio running ahead of the video is really distracting

Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil: for thou art with me; thy rod and thy staff they comfort me. Not to mention I have two BFGs with me.

Please be a part 2 XD

As if the history of Earth was squeaky clean and without exploitation or bloodshed. Hypocrisy. A typically human trait.

Not to nitpick, but there seems to be a slight discontinuity at 13:00. Carter is one second standing there having a discussion about the councils past wrong doings and then they are being attacked. Then they escape to Earth (why Earth and not one of their home planets?) where they meet Carter again and have another discussion about past wrong doings.

@Luredreier

2 ай бұрын

Well, first of all, Carter presumably left in a FTL capable ship in full working order, while the council left in escape pods, presumably less capable of speed, although they're apparently also FTL capable, unless the station was moved close to or over Earth. Secondly the attack was done by a enemy apparently capable of sneaking in and launching a surprise attack without being detected by council sensors. While Earth had shown a eerie capability of detecting the most stealthy of the council ships. This enemy was likely to be capable of defeating the council in a short amount of time, getting help that might not be as easily ambushed and surprised would be valuable. It's a plausible desperate tactic even if a bit unlikely.

@kyriss12

2 ай бұрын

Pretty sure this is another one of those stupid ai stories. Wish he would give us a warning in the title because I usually waste my time getting halfway through before it clicks.

They should be afraid of humans, specially if they know the horrors we do to each other then they can imagine what we might do to species that are not our own. I mean everything that the councel was accused of was something humans have accused of doing to their own.

Where did these aliens land? North Korea?

@wolfgangkranek376

2 ай бұрын

Somalia

Aye! Tee ate!

Umm this is stupid. The Goverment would risk war with a unknown Enermy Of unknown power by threatening a Ambasador with Torture. And this General would not make rank of Sargent. This is the worst story you ever did.

@kazemizu

2 ай бұрын

Depends on the country

Using voice typing so please forgive run on sentence. I don't know if anybody else had this issue. But approximately halfway through the texts on the screen were going by really fast and were about 4 to 5 lines ahead of where the sound was.

Part 2

No logic and reason?? Unfortunately this describes far too many.

@Lumberjack_king

2 ай бұрын

It's hfy what did you expect the next American novel it's ai generated

An interstellar civilization uses a gavel?

Carter's shock at the Council's treatment of other alien species is pretty self-righteous, considering how humans have treated "primitives" here. We've got nothing to boast about.

@Lumberjack_king

2 ай бұрын

Uh its hfy the whole point is to boast

How can they put a belligerent general in command to the meeting party that can mean a space war if he makes a wrong move? Always, a government would put a diplomat who'll know how to treat first contact aliens and would really be painstakingly trying to be diplomatic as one wrong move could mean war. The general doesn't even know a thing about the alien and he doesn't care if there will be war? A war with a civilization that could travel between stars? A war with a civilization that is light years ahead in technology? This is pedestrian writing, I stopped listening when the general said he didn't care when the alien said he comes in peace.

Tf? No

All you in the comments , you do know it's not reality ,it's just a fantasy story ,right ?

I love HFY stories but this one....this one was fucking terrible. 3 minutes and 47 seconds in and its just not even a good story. You mean to tell me an intergalactic society would just let their ambassidorial team to be taken prisoner and questioned? Like...c'mon. Just a terrible story. Usually love these, not this one.

😂😅😮!!! This narrated story is literally one of the very worst story lines that I have ever encountered in this genre! It is PATHETIC. What kind/type of large language model a.i. bot was utilized to generate this trype? I believe that the central prossessor hardware that house's this program has been seriously over exposed to cosmic rays and x rays and has suffered some major deletorious damage. Is there not even ONE non damaged sane human being who is an English language as first language speaker/user involved in this process to review the end product/story before it is published? If this is an actual real example of your finished product work, then do the world a favor and STOP!!!

Please leave the woke shit out of the stories. We all know where you’ve gotten this storyline.

@johnflesner8086

2 ай бұрын

Every time there is story about Uranus it's referring to you.

@rizon72

2 ай бұрын

@@johnflesner8086 I gave up this story at the 6 minute mark, it wasn't getting better.

@kyriss12

2 ай бұрын

Hey at least it wasn’t written by Gemini, that ai is so woke it won’t even acknowledge white people exist.

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