The rights of humans to build these guns are guaranteed by the Galaxy Constitution Second Amendment.

@Shinobubu

2 ай бұрын

The 19th amendment is the Oopsie Daisy amendment.

@aleisterlavey9716

2 ай бұрын

Good. I have construction plans to turn a smaller galaxy into a mass driver that shoots 50 suns per second at a speed of 0.97C . I just need some investors 😂

@theplaintech

2 ай бұрын

@@aleisterlavey9716 Avoid the Ferengi.

God's own Garand. "In space, no one can hear the ping"

@dragongreek9059

2 ай бұрын

That is heresy

@sekarmaltum1695

26 күн бұрын

the big bang W A S the ping XD XD

11/10 the funniest sci fi story I've heard.... EVER!

I never thought that any other story would outdo "When a Human Says Whoops". And bang,here we are

@subzero1456

Ай бұрын

You should look up an HFY story "When humans don't know how to die" I was laughing even harder at that story. But that's not to say this one wasn't any more less enjoyable and funny.

@MultiTimelady

Ай бұрын

Now I know I have to find it​@@subzero1456

I tried to stifle my laughter so I wouldn't wake my wife. But it didn't work, apparently my silent laughing was shaking the bed really hard. She woke up in a half panic thinking that the New Madrid fault had gone. Of course when she told me that, I couldn't help but laugh even harder. I'm still laughing about this story and what my wife said, except I'm no longer in the bed or the bedroom. I've just finished making my bed on the couch in the den, now I'm looking for another story similar to this one. Don't worry about me, my wife will get over it in a week or two, after I get tired of teasing her about it... ROCLOL, that's Rolls on Couch LOL

@thedarcbird

23 күн бұрын

Are you forgiven now?

Alternate title: Aliens learn the meaning of “Say Hello To My Little Friend!” 😂

@davidt.5513

2 ай бұрын

It won't be that "little" 😂😂

@BuhoPnu

2 ай бұрын

@@davidt.5513 When you’re on the wrong end of any gun, is it little?

@mayhem1577

2 ай бұрын

i thought it was "hold my beer"

This is what will happen if Texas becomes the global government of the planet😅

Human ship: "My Iowa-Class ancestors used to remove mountains and ISLANDS from the planet Earth back in the 20th Century. They'd be PROUD of me if they could see me now!"

We killed your god my bad had me rolling on the floor

The AK-47 ah yes they made a ship into a meme and broke the alien to the point he just pushes the button bc he knows there is nothing he could do lmao

@jpjp99

2 ай бұрын

That caught me big time was not expecting them to build an actual AK-47 shaped gunship that works

The Admiral joining in when faced with a monster M1 is 100% how it would have worked out.... except he might have also complained they didn't invite him for the previous firing lmao

Not only is this a great story, it has the best narrator I have listened to in this genre.

The ping of a garand makes everyone smile. Shit, I would empty a clip in games just to hear that damn noise for fun without enemies in sight.

@niyablake

Ай бұрын

youtuber mcnally has a video of him throwing a carpenter square at a metal object and it made that sound. In fact he belongs in one of these stories as he can throw and thing . there are videos of him tossing ice picks, screw drivers and spades at objects and making them stick. He picks locks with precession percussive

Why not never know when u might need 50 foot m1grand 😂

@niyablake

2 ай бұрын

I was hopping for 500Ft Ma Deuce

@jpjp99

2 ай бұрын

@@niyablake Now that id like to see ☠️

@brettread6373

Ай бұрын

MG42 firing 200 lb shells at about 800 to a 1000 rounds a minute. And a Garrand firing 30 Inch bullets . Love it 😅

@niyablake

Ай бұрын

@@brettread6373 I hope you have spares for the MG42. But can we get a scaled up GAU-8

@brettread6373

Ай бұрын

@niyablake hopefully that would be fun What would that be 280 lb depleted uranium rounds fired at over 2000 rounds a minute . I fired an MG3 once basically a modern MG42 .for a general purpose, Machine Gun it didn't half rip through its belt.

It's 3 am and everyone is sleeping but boy this story is so relatable that I laughed nonstop and had to stop the video just to calm myself down to not wake up everyone 🤣🤣

The AI trying to pronounce emotional screeching never gets old.

at first i was annoyed that the gun was so silly ....then a giant m1 garand came to mind with the ping narration.....and i said why not with a childish grin

@niyablake

Ай бұрын

Watch as the clip ejects and crushes a c ar

@thezenithrage1006

Ай бұрын

Same.. once i realised it was a grand. I giggled happily like a mad man.

Can we all please appreciate a runtime of 38 minutes.

I think Fluffy said it best: “Oh heeellll no!”

Just give me the damned button 😂 Yup i would have done the same

This makes us seem like the orks from 40k

@simonbarber5440

Ай бұрын

We even have "Dakka!" AS in machine-gun Dakka-dakka-dakka .. the Ork National Anthem ...

2 things: 1. The poor guy is fully addicted to the red button & will be pushing them whenever he sees any while sceaming about crazy humans. 2. Wait until the humans start making mortars, artillery, & tanks into GINORMOUS ships!!! ...or swords, axes, & pole arms!!!

@insertjjs

2 ай бұрын

Humans trap alien with red button Pavlovian conditioning.

@loganshaw4527

2 ай бұрын

Ah yes that one human who had a dream of build the giant tank the mother of all tanks.

Yup. They're from Texas And into anime

So whats next? A giant Mossberg?

By the end I startet to think, they built those big guns just for the reaction videos of the narrator.

I wanna see a sequel to this!!!! This is so funny!!!! XD

No we wont stop building big ass guns because its "funny" came here just to put this

Also when the Humans says OOPS.

@luisortiz9017

2 ай бұрын

I think that part is the most funniest s*** I ever heard

@luisortiz9017

2 ай бұрын

It's not every day when a Humanity created a giant gun and "accidentally" killed an alien god of name devour and sent a basket of goodies and and the letter to said *oops*😂😂😂

@davidt.5513

2 ай бұрын

@@luisortiz9017 But that s*** is in a crazy way relatable🤣🤣

Just when he taught they were not going to build any more big ass guns low and behold a AK-47 gunship float,s by the window one look hold my beer gonna press this red bottin sure why not 😂

When he said "I prayed to my gods at least if the humans haven't killed them already we aren't sure" I died laughing

29:07 we killed your god, sorry and good night.

@Fict1onMaster

2 ай бұрын

typical humans :)

@loganshaw4527

2 ай бұрын

​@@Fict1onMaster it happens if you are descended form god killers. Old habit are hard to break.

@davidt.5513

2 ай бұрын

the best is the phrase "We had a minor miscalculation" 🤣🤣

@kacpermalina308

2 ай бұрын

@@davidt.5513 If they have big miscalculation it will be end of galaxy at least, meyby all universe.

@brightlord-ov7cm

2 ай бұрын

I wonder if whomever found out first that they killed a god if they said, "Whoopsie!" really loud.

This was a fun read. subscribed!

this story is one of the funniest ever, LOL all the way with this one. Well in this universe, bigger is better hell yeah!

Just give me that damn button. Yep he's coming around.

As the Emperor of Man so eloquently said : At the point in time when bullets can pass trough the interdimensional walls, when firepower takes up the entirety and eternity of space and time, all being stuck in a neverending life and death cycle as bullets recover and destroy their bodies in quick succession, no one able to think about anything but the sheer force of the bullets rapidly flying literally everywhere in the materium, turning the warp itself into nothing but a sea of semi-automatic weaponry. Then there will be enough dakka. Or. At least almost.

God killing gun I didn’t think I would hear that in this story but here we are

@niyablake

Ай бұрын

oh there are more than one story were humans says oops, sorry we accidentally killed you god

Who let the Kel Tec engineers into NASA?

@niyablake

Ай бұрын

It was an accident at CERN and it brought back a slightly insane John Browning

That was hilarious.. Where's my Red Button...

@loganshaw4527

2 ай бұрын

I hear there is a game where you push a big red button over and over in a simulater.

Remember, my friends, if you do not hear the GAU, you are not the target.

I love this. 😂 over the top humor is just my thing. Thanks for this, it makes me smile a lot.

"Hey, good news. We found that your gods are real. Bad news, one of them is dead. Sorry. Here're some cookies. We will be much more careful with our experimental weapons test."😅😅😅

11:00 they made the space version of the A10 😅😅😅😂😂. A big gun that fly😅

This is the funniest damn story. I love it 😂

AKA, What if Texas was in charge of making planet-defence weapons.

…… I really wanna hear that ping

This is everything ive ever wanted.

A space faring giant GAU-8 shooting 8-inch shells at 5% the speed of light. Cool.

very american. they didnt show mercy -they just ran out of ammunition ater firing non-stop for a while

just the hoorah when the ping happens im like i can see it BIG button fun it always is

Hoot might want that m1 grand Edit: scratch that He will like it in it's entirety

As for an answer as to why, one word is enough- Xenocide

@Mr-bw7yi

Ай бұрын

However, true perfection lies in _OMNICIDE_

Humans are more Dwarven than Dwarves...

Holy fucking shit now this is fucking gold

Dam that is the most American thing to do

we love big guns

Holy crap this is the second time I've listened to this and I love it

That was one of the most hilarious short stories I've ever heard. Enjoyed it immensely.

If we can't make it bigger we'll make it smaller

@davidt.5513

2 ай бұрын

smaller but with the same power. Say hello to my little friend😂

@kacpermalina308

Ай бұрын

@@davidt.5513 gauss pistol gun with power of 155mm HE artillery shell.

Omg that was the funniest coolest thing I have ever heard i laughed so hard yes we like big guns lol and sorry for all the aliens 👽 out there don’t be afraid we’re just crazy lol I loved this

That was so funny, thankyou.

Looks at the glowing eyes in the thumbnail. Okay so he has the BFG AND! the Invulnerability power up from classic doom this should be fun

HAHAHAHAHA....OMG...this is some FYNNY SHIT right here!!! More!!!! More!!!!

Kentucky Ballistics travelled to an alternate reality?

My sweetheart and I have listened to this story twice now and know it will not be the last! Yes the humans are making good use of Galactic Federations 2nd Amendment...

monty python and hitchikers guide to the galaxy aqyuzed in red dwarf sandwich... mixed with a dash of cyberiad by lem .by far funniest thing i had heard in 20 years

Oh my!

For a AI story I like this one

FUCKING AWESOME!

😂😂 i couldn't stop laughing 😅😂😂

Thanks for the belly laughs.

I have a feeling that these engineers and admiral are American😂

@kacpermalina308

Ай бұрын

more like Texans and Americans meet in pub and decided to grab Japan circuits, to build something.

@redrexgames8458

Ай бұрын

@kacpermalina308 I mean the American military is decades ahead of any military so like.

So damn funny . 100 / 100

Why not its cool. Haha gun go boom. No you cant! Watch us gun go brrrrr

Ha ha ha 😂Great story

Why? Because us, the humans, like the Big toys

The few minutes and I am laughing so much 😂😂😂 🤣😂🤣

I lost my breath ny laughing 😅😂😂

Whoop Whoop homies ✌🏻🐵✌🏻

Thank you, I laughed through the whole story.

I liked this one immensely, big gun, why the hell not?

“Under no pretext should arms and ammunition be surrendered; any attempt to disarm the workers must be frustrated, by force if necessary” - Karl Marx

When you accidentally kill a god. The most based thing ever. I CAST GUN PREPARE TO MEET GOD. OR PREPARE TO MEET UNGOD

this story is the most funniest story I couldn't stop laughing do some more of this type of story

Don't tell him about the machine creates micro Suns out of contained black holes to use as ammunition

I get that it takes awhile to make new episodes, but WHERE IS PART 3???

Very good story lol hahaha 😂😂 if we had that kind of power to harness power like that we would most probably do something like that... Lol hahaha

Why? Why not! Who-rarrr!!

A little silly. I enjoyed it though.

Ah bfg fever

So we made a giant m1 garand with 8 barrels

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Hahahahahah damn this is so true hahahahah

😂😂😂 almost died by laughter I'am working right now

I'm responsible for atleast 100 of these views

PING!

Why?, why not

I don't see the problem? 😅

why not

Soooo…. We kinda sorta according killed your god. Um… tee hee

🤣🤣