How Uncle Roger Met Auntie Helen | HAIYAA #2

Комедия

Welcome Uncle Roger to Episode #2 of HAIYAA with Nigel Ng! In this week's podcast, along with Nigel's disappointments, Uncle Roger's taking us back in time to when he first met Auntie Helen.
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Nigel's disappointments this week:
0:00 Covid craziness
6:55 Ep 1 response (ok, this wasn't a disappointment)
11:46 Average-sized dick jeans crotch problem
20:16 Street WhatsApp group
25:02 Sucking at gift giving
34:57 Uncle Roger story time
43:53 Listener disappointment
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Пікірлер: 533

  • @uhhhlexusgiselle1211
    @uhhhlexusgiselle12112 жыл бұрын

    “I made this joke the other day, it’s a terrible joke… I’m gonna say it anyway.” Exactly why I listen lmao

  • @tommynobaka

    @tommynobaka

    2 жыл бұрын

    you would like flagrant 2 if you already haven't heard of it

  • @hkimiythn3908

    @hkimiythn3908

    2 жыл бұрын

    What minute?

  • @Czarina888777

    @Czarina888777

    Жыл бұрын

    @@hkimiythn3908 17:05.

  • @kittybitten2752
    @kittybitten27522 жыл бұрын

    Finally uncle Roger is answering the question we always had

  • @Matt-dc8lp
    @Matt-dc8lp2 жыл бұрын

    I like how as Nigel gets into a story/rant his voice unintentionally gets closer and closer to Uncle Roger

  • @fluffysimba5475
    @fluffysimba54752 жыл бұрын

    In all these years, I didn’t expect this episode 😩😂😅

  • @goofyman5648

    @goofyman5648

    2 жыл бұрын

    Me too😩

  • @zawadimwangi7514

    @zawadimwangi7514

    2 жыл бұрын

    Me too 😅

  • @frofro7134

    @frofro7134

    2 жыл бұрын

    why

  • @devinhendrix7209
    @devinhendrix72092 жыл бұрын

    More Uncle Roger stories but keep the same amount of Nigel, it's nice getting to know the man behind the facade

  • @cheeseboard3704

    @cheeseboard3704

    2 жыл бұрын

    Agree, it's nice to see more of Nigel outside of the character 🙂

  • @pauladams1211
    @pauladams12112 жыл бұрын

    Imagining how many "Oh Nigel" we would hear if Evelyn was present 🤣

  • @michellearboleda5720

    @michellearboleda5720

    2 жыл бұрын

    kinda missing Evelyn!

  • @iloveujoe

    @iloveujoe

    2 жыл бұрын

    ruined 69 likes

  • @lionbill
    @lionbill2 жыл бұрын

    Hello Nigel . . . I really enjoyed this latest show. 😂Thanx for having Uncle Roger as your guest, I'm a very BIG fan & learned a few things too! Lots of luck with your new podcast!

  • @dhvanishukla8863
    @dhvanishukla88632 жыл бұрын

    So good to hear and see you. Loved the podcast💜

  • @andix3944
    @andix39442 жыл бұрын

    Loving the Uncle Roger story time 🙌😍

  • @chxrry_ii2945
    @chxrry_ii29452 жыл бұрын

    Love the podcast and Uncle Roger life stories!

  • @memphisfoodtrotter8136
    @memphisfoodtrotter81362 жыл бұрын

    Omg an Uncle Roger cartoon series would be cool. I love how there are cartoon clips of some of Gabriel Iglesias’ comedic stories called Fluffy Bits and I think the Uncle Roger stories would be even more amazing as cartoon episodes!

  • @MrHaydenJr

    @MrHaydenJr

    2 жыл бұрын

    Call it "grains of our rice"....

  • @teojane4328
    @teojane43282 жыл бұрын

    Nigel pls stay safe n work hard as always . Can't wait next episode!!

  • @genesisrodriguez3579
    @genesisrodriguez35792 жыл бұрын

    You’re hilarious! Already bought my tickets to see you in Chicago 👏🙌

  • @livlov9264
    @livlov92642 жыл бұрын

    10:52 That subject is wild, it teaches us how to be a tailor, electrician, plumber, farmer, chef and carpenter in literally one subject 😂

  • @ninjacat824
    @ninjacat8242 жыл бұрын

    Yes! More of Uncle please on podcast! 😂 Thank you 🧡

  • @fffej0
    @fffej02 жыл бұрын

    Second time watching this podcast, so happy I discovered this channel, keep up the awesome work Nigel!! Much love and thank you for making me laugh you and uncle Roger!! 🤙🏽

  • @Wittyx
    @Wittyx2 жыл бұрын

    So glad we got to see Uncle Roger! Stay safe out there, Nigel! Can't wait for the next one!

  • @GeckyWecky
    @GeckyWecky2 жыл бұрын

    I am happy for the Uncle Roger lore. Excited to see more.

  • @tstale6019
    @tstale60192 жыл бұрын

    Just luvv "Uncle Roger Story Time" the best. Thanks for the Timelines...Useful for people like me who just zoom in & out during 10 mins Breaks....😂

  • @2xwicemanwx2
    @2xwicemanwx22 жыл бұрын

    I'm just now realizing my favorite uncle Roger moments are when he is so funny, he makes himself laugh 🤣🤣🤣

  • @rutnieteh7753
    @rutnieteh77532 жыл бұрын

    One Utama is like my second home because work office building is right next door! And One U has literally everything! It's just a 5 mins walk from office to TGV Cinema for a 1.5 hours movie and then back in office within 2 hours haha!

  • @keertanasmurthy4207
    @keertanasmurthy42072 жыл бұрын

    Omggg I'm just soo excited by the news of uncle Roger comic series and animation movie and everything !!! 🤩🤩😍 Soo sooo incredible ideas Nigel. Keep going. Thanks

  • @Badriyaishere
    @Badriyaishere2 жыл бұрын

    When it comes to birthday gifts my notes app is a lifesaver. Especially the Google one - I have people's names as headings and write down anything they mention underneath them so when it comes to present giving time it's a little easier

  • @mavis931
    @mavis9312 жыл бұрын

    Hi Nigel, you are my spirit of learning English, I really like the way you speak so comedy and humour! The topics you are always talking or discuss which can make us more understand about the western culture from the Asian perspective! Wish you all the best, believe in yourself because you have that talents! But please don't follow the steps of Li Hong Wang😂🤗

  • @monique4540

    @monique4540

    Жыл бұрын

    Your english is very good

  • @ThisIsFiftyWithLil
    @ThisIsFiftyWithLil2 жыл бұрын

    1:20 AM TX Central Time... I'm back for a listen. And I'm making a paper chain out of old Christmas cards... because my tree is bare. So, this is a perfect pairing. Not a carpenter, but my husband is in homebuilding industry (not the actual building part) and his hobby is crafting items from wood - furniture, display pieces, etc. He actually won an award in woodworking in high school. LOL

  • @PokhrajRoy.
    @PokhrajRoy.2 жыл бұрын

    We are blessed to have this podcast! #AsianDisappointmentSupremacy

  • @vehongaruhaka7756
    @vehongaruhaka77562 жыл бұрын

    I'm glad Uncle Roger will be appearing more on this podcast, and please create the Uncle Roger cartoon/movie please 🙏🏿, can't wait for it, will surely be the best thing on Netflix

  • @VibrantN1ght
    @VibrantN1ght Жыл бұрын

    litterally just started listening to this after a fkn year its so cool acctually chill some relatable sht that i can relate to kind of makes me feel comfortable

  • @Jaysonschannel5326
    @Jaysonschannel53262 жыл бұрын

    Love your show!

  • @oo7wazzy1
    @oo7wazzy1 Жыл бұрын

    Am literally in the garage woodworking while listening to this 😂

  • @ninjazone47
    @ninjazone472 жыл бұрын

    Thank you uncle roger for this video

  • @mikebraithwaite3288
    @mikebraithwaite328810 ай бұрын

    Freaking Awesome! Keep up the great work. Comedy needs to be funny. People need to understand that we need to laugh at ourselves.

  • @Yubi_Shimaru
    @Yubi_Shimaru2 жыл бұрын

    I love this comedy podcast, it makes me feel better XD

  • @smiler_888
    @smiler_8882 жыл бұрын

    i love watching these 😊😂

  • @smiler_888
    @smiler_8882 жыл бұрын

    yes, love to see more uncle roger 😂

  • @mayaanimay
    @mayaanimay2 жыл бұрын

    I needed this COVID talk🤣. Many of colleagues are coming positive and I am currently being made to stay away from the main lab and hospital areas to prevent contact and because I am only resident in my current area and was feeling really down. This made me feel better. Thanks Nigel.

  • @chockitkat3776
    @chockitkat37762 жыл бұрын

    It was actually funny, I absolutely love your sense of humour, I love it when you speak alone, and I love how you see the good in the bad. If someone were to make a joke where I have to rebuild my house and that makes me a good carpenter, I would actually laugh, because it's true! It's just so how ironic how the people being joked about are not as offended as those who are not even the one being joked about, like are people okay? Love your podcasts Uncle Roger!

  • @hernandezdownat
    @hernandezdownat Жыл бұрын

    The honesty here is awesome 😎

  • @alexerwin230
    @alexerwin230 Жыл бұрын

    I love this content. I’m listening on my AirPods in public laughing like a lunatic. I can relate to this story. Can’t wait for more content

  • @ThisKiwi03
    @ThisKiwi032 жыл бұрын

    It was so good to see uncle roger! Please bring him to New Zealand 😉

  • @dhvanishukla8863

    @dhvanishukla8863

    2 жыл бұрын

    He is coming to Auckland in june.

  • @ThisKiwi03

    @ThisKiwi03

    2 жыл бұрын

    ​@@dhvanishukla8863 yeah I know. I bought the ticket on presale. It’s a splurge. Maybe I should get an Orange Polo ☺

  • @madhuchoubay7808
    @madhuchoubay78082 жыл бұрын

    Finally the STORY 🤣🤣🤣❤️

  • @francis-ip8ub
    @francis-ip8ub2 жыл бұрын

    Dark humor for the win🤣 the carpenter jokes is amazing.

  • @aishabraimah6893
    @aishabraimah68932 жыл бұрын

    Nigel is so cute! Can't wait to see him in NY!

  • @itskyle5766
    @itskyle57662 жыл бұрын

    Love your podcast let uncle roger come in more often

  • @mspautu2616
    @mspautu26162 жыл бұрын

    Love from Lunglei.. its always a pleasure to watch uncle roger

  • @CheckTMOW
    @CheckTMOW11 ай бұрын

    Omg when he asked how many carpenters you know I said “Jesus” and then he said Jesus and I laughed so much lmfao

  • @hoppiehoop6878
    @hoppiehoop68782 жыл бұрын

    This video make my day, thank you Nigel

  • @oedentertainment
    @oedentertainment2 жыл бұрын

    To remember a gift secret, after you hear said thing that person wants, you pick a day when they aren't with you, and pick it up and hide it from them for six months, and then try to remember where you put it later 😂😂😂.

  • @denverdazzle5131
    @denverdazzle513111 ай бұрын

    This is the 1st time I heard you without thre uncle Roger voice, lol! Low key I wanted covid so I could get a break! 😂

  • @rachaelbullmore48
    @rachaelbullmore482 жыл бұрын

    Hi Nigel, glad to see your podcast is coming along. I've been learning Mandarin on Duolingo for the last year and a half (just so I could binge watch Chenqingling and get more out of it) and I kinda feel bad as I missed yesterday's practice. BTW the crotch wearing out on jeans is not unique to men. It's more the inner thigh seams that wear for some of us women, and it's not about size - it happens if you walk lots as the friction wears out the cotton. I think the denim is less tough these days - feels softer but wears out so quickly.

  • @demonsandlords
    @demonsandlords2 жыл бұрын

    Sewing and wood working as you say are equally valuable and important because not everyone is good at it 😂😂😂

  • @Rylsworld
    @Rylsworld2 жыл бұрын

    Oh gosh I waited forever for auntie Helen's story lol

  • @rleary
    @rleary2 жыл бұрын

    Uncle Roger’s story sounds like one of those vignettes in “When Harry Met Sally” only longer.

  • @bryanabbott6169
    @bryanabbott61692 жыл бұрын

    'How Uncle Roger Met Auntie Helen' Uncle Roger doesn't need a multi-season/series TV show, he can do it in one podcast! 'How I Met Your Mother' such a waste of time.... 😁

  • @ab123rules

    @ab123rules

    2 жыл бұрын

    But barnie

  • @Archer_N
    @Archer_N Жыл бұрын

    I live for the moments when he pauses and just *sileñtly cackles*

  • @shirleyminassian1547

    @shirleyminassian1547

    8 ай бұрын

    Yea, I love those parts too.

  • @JasonStillwell2012
    @JasonStillwell20122 жыл бұрын

    Awesome stuff! Coming to Japan?

  • @madichuchu
    @madichuchu2 жыл бұрын

    I normally analyze to what I think they might want :) it's understood as a friend who's shy doesn't know what to give you so you just remember what their interest are so just knowing more bout them shows you respect and care for them...

  • @oathbreakerraiden
    @oathbreakerraiden2 жыл бұрын

    love this podcast!

  • @pmwall3664
    @pmwall36642 жыл бұрын

    Fantastic as always. I kept texting the jokes to my friends

  • @celtwarrior7851
    @celtwarrior78512 жыл бұрын

    Glad to see you are doing so well considering!🤣 Thank you so much for all the laughs.

  • @SallyCarly
    @SallyCarly2 жыл бұрын

    me and my friends usually ask and/or tell each other what we want just a few days before my/their birthday/Christmas so we can prepare it. HHahhaha so there's no need to "remember from a long time ago"

  • @BadQualityGames
    @BadQualityGames2 жыл бұрын

    Fuiyoo podcast vid👍👍👍

  • @sherrykloster7489
    @sherrykloster7489 Жыл бұрын

    I used algebra quite a bit as a friend & I renovated my current house a few years ago. We were both teaching full time so did it over the course of 2 summers. I did bits through the school year (tiling the kitchen, installing trim work) but mostly it was done in 4 months.

  • @khinhtethtetkhine4913
    @khinhtethtetkhine49132 жыл бұрын

    I enjoy listening to your podcast. Happier to see Uncle Roger too!! I am already hoping to see Uncle Roger Animation!!

  • @excitedberry6163
    @excitedberry61632 жыл бұрын

    i love how he checks his phone for the sate casually while on camera

  • @TeenaNguyenLopez
    @TeenaNguyenLopez Жыл бұрын

    So true about celebrating Chinese new year and just go look at lights for Christmas!

  • @annettey4799
    @annettey47992 жыл бұрын

    Currently watching this while at home with covid 😅

  • @beths4249
    @beths4249 Жыл бұрын

    Omg!!! 😂 I feel you on the remembering what people want via Christmas and or birthdays!! Been told I’m a mememememe person! Lol yet after a night of drinking I forgot the last week! Lol. Gotta keep a geek notepad in our pockets for people with memories like our! 👏🏻 lol.

  • @YY12369
    @YY123692 жыл бұрын

    I just bought the tickets of your Melbourne tour. Can’t wait to see you !🥳🥳

  • @Trickster3530
    @Trickster35302 жыл бұрын

    Great episode.

  • @zicadabra2721
    @zicadabra27212 жыл бұрын

    Is the fortune cat wearing Christmas hat at the back?! Gift giving- Nigel not listening to people but expecting people listening to him n make up a gift giving app 😆😆

  • @ganeshsivarajah3132
    @ganeshsivarajah31322 ай бұрын

    Uncle Roger is my spirit animal

  • @thepapaasian
    @thepapaasian2 жыл бұрын

    Nephew Nigel, I love this podcast so much it always makes me happy and laugh so much!! :D Uncle Roger I love that story about Auntie Helen :D Tysm for being such an amazing person!! :)

  • @rs.9165
    @rs.9165 Жыл бұрын

    You are a good listener. How do i know because you always give the people what they want 😜.

  • @lynn025
    @lynn0252 жыл бұрын

    Listenning to people is already hard enough but remembering is hard for my brain. Actually, birthdays are already harder enough to remember

  • @azizulfikri8392
    @azizulfikri83922 жыл бұрын

    For me personally, memory is better retained when you attached emotions with it. I don't mean that you need to be an emotional person, it's more along the lines of how engage in that conversation for you to remember them

  • @josephkhong3654
    @josephkhong36542 жыл бұрын

    Can't wait for episode 3

  • @mikebaker2436
    @mikebaker24362 жыл бұрын

    Uncle Roger, you both had something else in common besides loving food. You both loved Auntie Helen. 😉

  • @NotYourMommasHistory
    @NotYourMommasHistory2 жыл бұрын

    Lol! “Fast, cheap, good, human rights…pick 3”.

  • @YoMofficial1
    @YoMofficial12 жыл бұрын

    I love it.

  • @yaboiiidagamer6590
    @yaboiiidagamer65902 жыл бұрын

    Like the starting movie and Nigel vibing to the song and when he pressed the wrong sound effect

  • @barbarasummers280
    @barbarasummers2802 жыл бұрын

    Love the neon rice cooker!

  • @RoxanneLavender
    @RoxanneLavender2 жыл бұрын

    I'm learning Hungarian on duolingo whilst watching your podcast. I learned how to say 'this is a dream' and a bunch of other confusing stuff, i learned enough Korean on duolingo to get the gist of most Korean conversations, i learned what i thought was a good amount of Swedish, i thought i could say a lot in Swedish, but all i can say is stuff like 'the child is eating the apple', or 'i like strawberries, but i love bread, i don't eat meat', but i can't understand anything Swedish people are saying.

  • @PassionPno

    @PassionPno

    2 жыл бұрын

    There are so many errors in their Korean course.

  • @edwinfranks2835
    @edwinfranks28352 жыл бұрын

    Fuiyoh....such a good podcast.

  • @soupp7168
    @soupp7168 Жыл бұрын

    0:46 it feels so weird when uncle roger talks like Nigel Ng well in way he's in Nigel's character but still

  • @armandorosales1869
    @armandorosales18692 жыл бұрын

    Newwww stories!!!! With uncle Roger!! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @DisruptedSinner
    @DisruptedSinner2 жыл бұрын

    I would LOVE to see you do some sort of Internet or HBO series with Jimmy O. Yang. He was on the show Silicon Valley and was hilarious.

  • @fredmdfk
    @fredmdfk2 жыл бұрын

    "I am the best representative.... for all asian people. " 😂 Want more uncle roger life stories, pls. 😄

  • @danielpruna9884
    @danielpruna98846 ай бұрын

    Nigel. You have an awesome personality. You're funny, entertaining, and magnetic. No wonder you are so popular. By the way, the neon rice cooker rocks bro.🙂👍

  • @DatsDaCheese
    @DatsDaCheese2 жыл бұрын

    the intro music is fire

  • @bonzbeasty
    @bonzbeasty Жыл бұрын

    I really feel that because getting Covid was the best vacation I've had in years

  • @evelynmonsivais9430
    @evelynmonsivais9430 Жыл бұрын

    I got you I got you on this okay great idea my friend great idea for the first podcast

  • @papytofu3796
    @papytofu37962 жыл бұрын

    Your show in Canada will happen exactly when my wife will arrive in Canada (same date, same period of the day) and we'll be reunited for the first time after 2 years of Covid. Still thinking about how I can pull that one off 😅

  • @juanzamarripa3133

    @juanzamarripa3133

    2 жыл бұрын

    With your right 🫱 😂

  • @thekasperdarkfire
    @thekasperdarkfire2 жыл бұрын

    Yes for uncle roger show. He so funny. :)

  • @Eddyspeeder
    @Eddyspeeder2 жыл бұрын

    That joke about how you get your covid news... spot on!

  • @mishtimakhni4886
    @mishtimakhni48862 жыл бұрын

    Uncle roger , you NICE KEEP GOInG ✨✨

  • @MariaRM7012
    @MariaRM70122 жыл бұрын

    I loved the uncle Roger backstory! I actually stopped working and sat down to listen to my uncle's story. Like in the old days when children sat in a circle to listen to their elder tell stories from a long time ago... before TV and cell phones LOL

  • @whoam6680
    @whoam66802 жыл бұрын

    I live in hong kong, and I can agree with Nigel on the mall comment.

  • @rev.paull.vasquez4001
    @rev.paull.vasquez40012 жыл бұрын

    Gift giving is generally a function of how well you know someone. When ideas don’t just leap into my head, I wander a mall or browse and it brings to mind what they were really wanting or may be able to benefit from. Often, these ideas are not products actually being sold at those stores. Also, consider buying gifts far in advance, at the time that such personal interactions occur. Also, definitely more Uncle Roger!

  • @HariniMadhusudan
    @HariniMadhusudan2 жыл бұрын

    Not at Nigel talking about geometry and calling it Algebra… lmao

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