"That's the sound that make these 2 woman famous" - Uncle Roger 2021 LMAO 😂😂😂

@andhikamaharetsi625

2 жыл бұрын

I laughed really hard🤣🤣 uncle roger made my day!

@dominic4322

2 жыл бұрын

Sorry children

@udayvarma756

2 жыл бұрын

Fuiyoh!!!!

@UNGXDLY2129

2 жыл бұрын

I spat my water out when I heard that😹😹😹😹😹

@tenacioustigress5325

2 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂

When Uncle Roger said “This is just rich people fucking around in the kitchen” I couldn’t agree with him more lol

@machunkamei3556

2 жыл бұрын

😂m hitting my bed🤣🤣

@princesssapea504

2 жыл бұрын

I laughed so hard

@mandydumesny4286

2 жыл бұрын

Totally

@paradise_valley

2 жыл бұрын

No offense to the guy and his humour really helps but oh my god are Paris Hilton's videos boring.

@JRock3091

2 жыл бұрын

Big facts

You gotta hand it to Paris, she makes Kim look really smart

@euenfheiejrj

2 жыл бұрын

It’s an act

@Nyctophiliac.

2 жыл бұрын

@@euenfheiejrj No, Kim is actually just brain-dead. I do believe Paris is acting tho.

@cruzin7661

2 жыл бұрын

It’s all an act. She created a character. Watch interviews where’s she’s speaking normally.

@jaydaksy4094

2 жыл бұрын

both are brainless

@paradise_valley

2 жыл бұрын

@@cruzin7661 I think it's vice versa. She's probably coached and learned to act proper and relatively normal in interviews. But similar to what you said, in these videos she exaggerated her absurdness and "quirks". The real Paris is probably a mix between the two. But what do I know I may be biased because she's a bit grating in this video imho. Even Uncle Roger's really good jokes couldn't help thisone.

Paris somehow made Kim look like a responsible adult who knows her way around the kitchen 💀💀💀💀💀💀

@thisalagunasekera5666

11 ай бұрын

Another Kim Kardashian stan? Haiyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!

@swchwrm020

10 ай бұрын

12:19 "yeah I'm sure you're going to be doing it over and over" had me

@Cassi0118

7 ай бұрын

Kim isn't dumb at all, y'all just love to hate that family

@MK_ULTRA420

7 ай бұрын

@@Cassi0118 That family gets paid to be hated so what's the problem?

@selenajade

7 ай бұрын

@@Cassi0118 neither is Paris. both of them have cultivated extremely engaging (for better or for worse) caricatures and are highly intelligent, and self aware businesswomen.

“If you asked niece Paris to get rice-cooker”, she think you ask her to hire Chinese guy”. You know the funny thing, I can really see this happening 🤣🤣

@armysarchive613

10 ай бұрын

This is an incredible line lmao

@sheenakarr5572

10 ай бұрын

😂 my thought exactly!!

@zhiwang6529

8 ай бұрын

I cracked lol as a Chinese guy 🤣🤣

@joanofarc9793

Ай бұрын

Honestly I can be her rice cooker. Bet the pay is higher than average line cook in any of the Hiltons

“I love cooking” She says, as she enters a kitchen for the First time in her life.

@satanlok

2 жыл бұрын

LOL

@xilj4002

2 жыл бұрын

It sounds weird but she actually cooks pretty often and said so since it wasn't important to look as complex as a broken barbie doll. She has no skill, but she enjoys it, unlike my ex MIL who had no cooking skills after 30 years of practice and didn't even enjoy it.

@ZeroRarity4842

2 жыл бұрын

@@xilj4002 your ex cant even cook properly after all those training then she cant ever be a mother...god who knows what will happen to her kid 😅

@xilj4002

2 жыл бұрын

@@ZeroRarity4842 No, not my ex, my ex Mother-In-Law. And so I know what happened to the kid. Stage 1 is "I hate food". Stage 2 is eating at someone else's house and realizing not all food resembles saltless boot soles with mud. Stage 3 is a bunch of yelling matches with mom. Stage 4 is becoming and adventurous and decent cook by the age 20, and never eating mom's food ever again.

@supagenius1129

2 жыл бұрын

Lmao

"This just rich people fucking around in kitchen" - Uncle Roger 2021

@potats5916

2 жыл бұрын

uncle Roger based.

@potats5916

2 жыл бұрын

uncle Roger based.

@qduck7696

2 жыл бұрын

40 year old women-child

@deadrose5372

2 жыл бұрын

This is a gag show

@qduck7696

2 жыл бұрын

@@deadrose5372 I stand by my statement. Purely from that blender scene

'When Kim makes pizza with her kids, it's adorable. But when Uncle Rogers makes pizza, it's child labor ' 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

"Uncle Roger don't want my breakfast to remind me of strip club", this guy truly never misses

Kim - Do I have glitter on my face? Paris - A tiny bit ABOVE your eyebrow. (Kim wipes below her eye) That pretty much sums up the IQ in that kitchen.

@theNoriLi

Жыл бұрын

she was wiping below her eye bc she teared up and her eyeliner was running

@bananapudding4854

Жыл бұрын

They are both very smart, because acting dumb in all their shows is how they get views & millions....

@wildlifewarrior2670

Жыл бұрын

@@bananapudding4854 yeah but people in the comment section aren't too smart to figure that they say what other people say they can't think for themselves

@utubeSome

Жыл бұрын

True🤣

@utubeSome

Жыл бұрын

@@bananapudding4854 you just believe that..saying allot about your iq to

They all have personal chefs and many servants…. They live in excess while those of us who actually work for a living with actually skills are left the scraps of life… as a 17 year chef we deserve more!

The way she handles the marshmallow strings at 3.20 is exactly how the surgeon showed me what he was going to cut during my vasectomy. I also realised in that moment that he was completely drunk.

This guy has the most brutal roasts lmao, “white with nothing inside” 🤣 💀

@MilkyBoyification

Жыл бұрын

white with nothing good inside.. lol

@LessGo7921

Жыл бұрын

Tbf Kim def had something inside once 😶

@segunmoses2764

8 ай бұрын

Lol,I can't control the laughter, uncle Roger is gonna kill me with brutal jokes

@GoldenDragon.777

7 ай бұрын

Yet he is so accurate! I guess that is why it is so funny.

The amount of roasts in this video 😂

@alangan3009

2 жыл бұрын

pog

@nikopeponis9885

2 жыл бұрын

AYYYY ITS STEVEN THE FAILURE

@Geodash-uh7io

2 жыл бұрын

@@nikopeponis9885 not as much failure as you

@_VanMinhSu

2 жыл бұрын

A lot like 95% of the video 🤣

@personofculture

2 жыл бұрын

I used the Asian style parent broomstick technique in your video on my brother so thankyou

I agree with the “where the cozy” part What makes your home cozy isnt size or what you put in there It’s love

I enjoyed the entire video. But, you got me with "danger danger bath bomb" for a toaster🤣💙

“If your marshmallow look like Smurf diarrhoea, you fucked up.” One of the fucking best food review lines of all time.

@guhans42

2 жыл бұрын

lmao

@deehan001

2 жыл бұрын

savage

@spanqueluv9er

2 жыл бұрын

It’s ok. Maybe find some standards.🙄🤦‍♂️

@nksdairy7813

Жыл бұрын

@@spanqueluv9er Way to be a karen. Did you know "HUmOr" existed?

Niece Paris: "... but I wanna become a mom soon so..." Reality: *gives child to nanny*

@biswasronit

2 жыл бұрын

I hate all these rich people with all my heart.

@uranus256

2 жыл бұрын

@@biswasronit not all are bad, a few are just regular human beings

@jesjes5255

2 жыл бұрын

hires a poor immigrant to be the surrogate

@MarkDeSade100

Жыл бұрын

Let's pray she does, I pity the child that gets raised by her.

@vikaboo4415

Жыл бұрын

@@MarkDeSade100 you sound a bit jealous. i mean, she has the time, the money and all resources. what can you offer your child? look at kylie jenners kid, she is well behaved even though her mother is rich

How come after all these years, Paris still manages to make Kim look like a maid?!

@skaldlouiscyphre2453

10 ай бұрын

Once people accept a boss/servant dynamic, it's hard to outgrow it.

@groom_of_the_stool

9 ай бұрын

All we need is a Ray-J cameo.

@missswann4234

7 ай бұрын

so agree she looked like paris maid man!!!!

"what is love?" well uncle roger, it is something indescribable, you can only feel it. We fans will give you the most love we can until you find someone else! We are your loving nieces and nephews forever. Love your cooking videos and humor. - Speaking from the side of 10 of my friends (huge fans of yours).

I almost died when he called a toaster the “ danger danger bath bomb “ 🤣🤣

@OwenCampbellMoore

2 жыл бұрын

Literally had to pause to recover

@lemonlemon7186

2 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣

@sarahwatson4760

2 жыл бұрын

Same. It stays. Never calling it a toaster again.

@dacracking5768

2 жыл бұрын

almost? Take the danger danger bath bomb with you next time

@thiruvetti

2 жыл бұрын

@Lucky win - didnt get that. can anyone explain?

Uncle Roger: "Onion powder wrong type of white powder." Me: "Yes! Use cocaine!" Uncle Roger: "MSG instead." Me: *nods wisely* "Yes, MSG. Makes sense."

@iaminevitable_

2 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@YelloLibra83

2 жыл бұрын

Lmaoooooo

@grabble7605

2 жыл бұрын

Honestly, I thought cocaine first too...And I actually have MSG in my pantry, and use it regularly on eggs.

@alierenko

2 жыл бұрын

I don't know why, but my brain works the same way. Must have been all the cocain I have used. Never in food though, funny enough..

@po3-doc159

2 жыл бұрын

Lol

The roast from the Turkey bacon made me die of laughter, 8:00 I wouldn’t be able to keep watching this with uncle roger.

He’s so right, if she traveled to learn how to cook the show spin-off would be: the simple life - cooking edition

This makes Jamie Oliver’s egg fried rice seem like a 5-star hotel breakfast

@rekhasanthakumari875

2 жыл бұрын

True

@rosetanner9817

2 жыл бұрын

Yup 👍😄😄👍

@imnotpaidenoughforthiscrap3513

2 жыл бұрын

Everyone is better than Jamie Oliver until proved otherwise

@XianMMD

2 жыл бұрын

They're only worthy members for his royal kitchen.

@fabianursu2462

2 жыл бұрын

@@imnotpaidenoughforthiscrap3513 even my egg fried rice better than Jamie Olive Oil and I amateur cook His rice too wet and dish don't come together

Not a fan of Kim K at all but I absolutely LOVED her petty sarcastic comments to Paris 😂😂 "I'm sure you're gonna cook this everyday" 🤣🤣👌

@itsnyassiatf

2 жыл бұрын

@Sean kzread.info/dash/bejne/gpmGqKNsYrfAlbA.html

@itsnyassiatf

2 жыл бұрын

@thereal finalgirl kzread.info/dash/bejne/gpmGqKNsYrfAlbA.html

@rrdt

2 жыл бұрын

Kim K at least does something productive stuff. Working towards taking the bar and involved in criminal justice reform. Paris is fucking useless. She's stealing oxygen from all of us.

@sukmidri

2 жыл бұрын

@@rrdt her idea of criminal justice reform is to let criminals go lmao

@izzatihassan1475

2 жыл бұрын

If she said that a couple of decades ago she'd be fired 😂 Kim K used to be Paris' stylist before she got famous herself.

me too growing up, only type of cereal was corn flakes. when other types came along we called them all "cornflakes". cornflakes was synonymous with cereal. like you get a new cereal and you tell people that you found this new " cornflakes" in the market, and they ask "what kind?" 😄

I like how he mentioned corn flakes cause that is the only thing i was given for snacks at the time and 90% of the time they were bland otherwise as sweet as my mother to me

Without Uncle Roger's commentary I never would have made it through the video.

@hta5172

Жыл бұрын

If MSG makes every food better, Uncle Roger makes every video better

@reddog6256

Жыл бұрын

Without Uncle Roger's commentary i will never watch this shift.

@TheFlash-wq3cn

Жыл бұрын

Fax the cringiness in that video had me dead fr

@digitalharmony26

Жыл бұрын

I barely got through it with his commentary 😅

@kevjonah4283

11 ай бұрын

🤕.. 👌🏻😷🤣

I love how people spend whole life in kitchens perfecting their art and never getting recognition yet a vacant celebrity wakes up one morning and says ‘I am food expert now’

@terrypang1182

2 жыл бұрын

Wang Gang is a great example

@juandiegoflores3178

2 жыл бұрын

@Trinity M she has no intelligence to begin with. No talent she was born rich and is a media personality what is there to defend.

@filipstruhar

2 жыл бұрын

@@juandiegoflores3178 well, she makes good business, it means she is not stupid, I thing she is much smarter as she looks like, it's good tactic to make people to underestimate you

@taskmagician4289

2 жыл бұрын

@Trinity M I mean if only she didn’t come off as a pretentious rich person. Then maybe that would be believable

@SeanStrife

2 жыл бұрын

@@filipstruhar It's easy to make good business when you're living off of inheritance. Elon Musk pulled the same trick; lives off the inheritance from his dad's emerald mines from Apartheid South Africa and now he's convinced the world he's a scientific genius.

I had to stop watching. Did not want to waste electricity, haiyaa.

“This is just rich people fucking around.” Holy shit, he speaks so much truth

@krittapasweismann6328

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah!! Exactly Right !! LMAO.

@LindaC616

2 жыл бұрын

Exactly, like they don't hire nannies, cooks, etc

@matthewchin494

2 жыл бұрын

It's truth

@jtrixalpha

2 жыл бұрын

I’d honestly rather watch Jamie Oliver fuck up cooking fried rice

@boah-ist65

2 жыл бұрын

@@jtrixalpha same

“If Uncle Roger tell Niece Paris to get rice cooker, she probably think she have to get Chinese guy to cook rice…”. I am dead now🤣🤣🤣

@aphan4265

2 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@LindaC616

2 жыл бұрын

Of course they have servants...

@devdanlouisspurlock4726

2 жыл бұрын

The fucked up thing about that statement is I can totally picture her doing that.

@tonyg_fgc8152

2 жыл бұрын

Best joke in the video. Nigel is just too good lmao

@thisasiankidistrashfordram374

2 жыл бұрын

He's joking & we're laughing. But I have a feeling that he's not wrong 🤣.

I heard Paris completed a jigsaw puzzle in 6 months, and she got so excited. Because on the box it said 3-4 years

@boomeronet7888

Жыл бұрын

say it ain't so

@TosereOjeme

Жыл бұрын

@@boomeronet7888it ain’t so

@ngufanikojo6430

Жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@jerryl4rry

Жыл бұрын

lmao

@stargateoracle

Жыл бұрын

Lies. No way she ever finished a puzzle in her life

I just know that he only uses 1% of his insulting power. Don't hold back, let it go.

@nightwishlady

2 жыл бұрын

Her cooking video its an insult to intelligence itself, he doesn't need to put much effort lmao its like putting effort to make stool smell even badly lol

@bradpu6540

2 жыл бұрын

he doesn't want to get canceled like that one time

@jason._.9367

2 жыл бұрын

Ha

@aimanrashidi2426

2 жыл бұрын

@@bradpu6540 what happened last time?

@bradpu6540

2 жыл бұрын

@@aimanrashidi2426 He doesn't talk about it but he tells people to google his name, basically China made him remove one of his videos because it featured an anti-China personality.

Being born to a rich family is a skill Im hoping to acquire sometime

@kayagorzan

2 жыл бұрын

Same

@aaronsison4563

2 жыл бұрын

Bold of you to assume you’re gonna acquire it someday

@cia_zeuss4055

2 жыл бұрын

if you work harder, you can teach your children that skill as well!

@howzit9397

2 жыл бұрын

Yep! They say money can’t buy happiness I would like to test this I just need the money part!!

@Sakagashi

2 жыл бұрын

other people just bought premium packs when they started the game

I had the feeling the production crew just placed the tongs on the counter and were pointing to them and that’s how Paris ended up finding them.

@mishakac1283

2 жыл бұрын

It's tv magic. Im pretty sure It's not her home.

@peterw1213

2 жыл бұрын

TONG not Thong that women wear with nightgowns

@inspirednaija7204

Жыл бұрын

Just a feeling?😂😂

The intro scared me! Never leave KZread Uncle Roger.

@izzo2271

2 жыл бұрын

You spoiled the comedy for the rest of us...

@trollinape2697

2 жыл бұрын

@@izzo2271 why did u look at the comments before watching the vid

@rage2061

2 жыл бұрын

Everyone will have to go one day..... Makes me want to cry

@ireneikeshi3123

2 жыл бұрын

Yo Faker, why aren't you making Piggy content Anymore :(

@cydzerlight1383

2 жыл бұрын

Exactly, we gonna force nigel to ask his uncle to continue if his uncle dun wan!

"That's the skill you need, born to a rich family" Too accurate

Lesson learned: "Do not watch celebrities cooking show, it's like watching barbie dolls trying to cook."

@snakeam

2 жыл бұрын

Celebrities? you mean Plastic Abomination

@muhammadusmanrafique7824

2 жыл бұрын

I mean barbies are also plastic soooooo...... U are not wrong

@ezelfrancisco1349

2 жыл бұрын

Barbie canonically have a lot of jobs, not just being an actress or celebrity. Barbie can cook well if she wants to. Paris would take five hours to fry an egg

@corablue5569

2 жыл бұрын

2 Barbie dolls would have been more interesting 🤨

@noriell881

2 жыл бұрын

Haiyaaa! even Barbie can cook , Paris Hilton is the Walmart version of Barbie😬

I died when he said multi millionaire but her fridge looks so poverty 😂😂😂

@giornikitop5373

Жыл бұрын

makes sense. she never opened it before so she couldn't know how full or empty it is.

@wildlifewarrior2670

Жыл бұрын

@@giornikitop5373 I will open Paris

Paris: I want to be a mom soon Also Paris: *Puts glitter in marshmellows*

@remishehab3978

Жыл бұрын

😂

@RurouniSanj

Жыл бұрын

Then burns it.🤣🤣

@araneuskyuro

Жыл бұрын

Pizza Mozarella

@spencergallucci5309

Жыл бұрын

And is also in her 40s...

@ghostmiko5762

Жыл бұрын

This aged well

Dont order breakfast If you stay at the Hilton Hotel 🤣🤣🤣

@dsmtgaming1763

2 жыл бұрын

second

@cloudynorris2460

2 жыл бұрын

Hi Vincenzo 👋🏻

@yoshzlac2429

2 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/k5tt1tGmfqu2hqQ.html🤣

@yoshzlac2429

2 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/k5tt1tGmfqu2hqQ.html.

@RoyShouriMustango

2 жыл бұрын

Mama Mia !

The expression Paris had when she realized she has clean the kitchen was phenomenal🤭

@reillys.1788

11 ай бұрын

Except she doesn't have to :/

@arj-peace

6 ай бұрын

And they never actually showed it. "Tip: Kitchens don't clean themselves-the maid does!"

I want to see acooking show with Paris and sometimes Kim learning to cook with Gordon Ramsey, and he treats them like actual adults like in his other cooking shows. It would be hilarious and I think might actually help them grow as people lol

@aadivikramshankar8399

Жыл бұрын

Ik

@gautampattnaik7728

Жыл бұрын

Also gordon absolutely not destroying those two 😄

@ncertkritanu

Жыл бұрын

same man...i just want Gordon to atleast teach them how to cook and become a scourge for their useless cooking styles...just want to see where does Kim and Paris have their TRP dropped to after Gordon reviews them genuinely like he did in Kitchen Nightmares they won't be idiot sandwich - they would be "fucked up marshmallows with frittatas on ass"

@aditi946

Жыл бұрын

Petition petition

@juanguzman1563

Жыл бұрын

The day that happens is the day Jamie olive oil makes great chicken fried rice Yeahaa

This show should actually be called “Paris Learns To Cook” 😆

@ariomintarja4539

2 жыл бұрын

I doubt she learned anything from that experience

@susear5939

2 жыл бұрын

@@ariomintarja4539 she learnt the skill of off-screen cooking. Most effective skill.

@Simon_Electric

2 жыл бұрын

Better yet " watch these idiots cook"

@arthurlowe3796

2 жыл бұрын

“Paris learn the basic cooking skill” 🌝

@ShadayAV

2 жыл бұрын

You're so nice to her. I don't see any learning at all. So cringe-worthy.

As a beginner in cooking, i am not scared of fire or knives ever since i started to try and cook but after seeing Paris Hilton’s cooking, it makes me feel like im a professional chef or smth

@slifermobile

2 жыл бұрын

Sorry children but genuinely you should not be on this channel ....

@iwillwh00pyoa52

2 жыл бұрын

GO BACK TO SCHOOL KID!

@excusemin4560

2 жыл бұрын

@@slifermobile I'm just two years older than them I'm still here

@76Ishaan10

2 жыл бұрын

Okay kid

@nguyenquoctrung5638

2 жыл бұрын

@@whatisnorah lol

Paris: "I'm so happy that we learned how to make this" Kim: literally doing all the work because she's probably already learned how to make this.

@Joee003

Жыл бұрын

At least she's working for once, it's a nice change 😂

@suan333

Жыл бұрын

You can tell who was born multimillionaire and who weren't. Yes, Kim K was well off but they weren't *that* rich and didn't grew up with people cooking and cleaning for them, although sometimes i think they forget.

@babynoodle42

Жыл бұрын

Also Kim used to be Paris’s assistant when she was younger lol

@avaracicot5063

Жыл бұрын

Honestly thank goodness Kim was there... Cause watching Paris trying to do this alone would probably result in an uncontrollable kitchen fire. I can't believe people grow up so unbelievably rich they don't know what a blender is...

"It is so her; white, with nothing good inside." Uncle Roger=best commentator ever

@simona1789

2 жыл бұрын

I agree, he's funny af and speaks facts

@xxxjackson1489

2 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/ooaLr8qQmbuphso.html

@dissident2239

Жыл бұрын

I was looking for this 😃

The second time she said "sliving" my mind went to Mean Girls "stop trying to make fetch work".

@LindaC616

2 жыл бұрын

Yes! Me too, and I've never even seen Mean Girls!

And Ladies and Gentlemen, this is how Kendall learned to cut cucumbers

@rockoorbe2002

Жыл бұрын

I thought you were going to say "handle cucumbers". Which considering both her sister Kim and Paris were doing it on video, she had good teachers.

@lekhanamacharla3743

5 ай бұрын

​@@rockoorbe2002damn that's better ig😅

I’m so confused Paris had a whole documentary about how she is actually really smart and had gone through all this trauma but then has a cooking show where she claims she loves cooking yet doesn’t know how to cook anything…or really know anything about cooking…

@Priya_B

2 жыл бұрын

Thats her marketing her brand.

@kissit012

2 жыл бұрын

Cooking doesn’t make you smart. Jamie Oliver cooks too. Is he a genius?

@wendywr

2 жыл бұрын

Why is she doing that weird breathey/sexy voice when talking about Lucky Charms? It's so weird.

@rishabhrao2586

2 жыл бұрын

@@wendywr thankyou. I thought it was just me.

@melodramatic7904

2 жыл бұрын

@@Priya_B yeah. She's milking her brand.

The way Paris holds that knife, it cuts me deeper than that blade ever could

@lokita224

2 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

The fact he didn't put his leg down is incredible

@panimalarbalakrishnan748

2 жыл бұрын

Ikr

@mamagoosey

2 жыл бұрын

He never had any expectations to begin with. And they never cooked real food.

@CJ-83

2 жыл бұрын

Cos he no longer expect more after knowing she isn't a chef lol

"Miss Paris probably thinks tong is my brother" Dead

Hahahahaha "ah that's so you... Withe with nothing good inside" I'm dead 😂😂😂

"If you ask niece paris to get rice cooker she gonna think you asking her to hire some chinese guy" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂OMG DEAD!

@susear5939

2 жыл бұрын

I think she thought same thing when Kim asked for tongs. She thought Kim asked for a Tong.

@davemeads859

2 жыл бұрын

Solid gold 😂😂

Lucky charms is dessert. The look on her face when she was told to clean. I’m dying 💀☠️💀☠️💀

Where has this man been all my life! 😂 LMAO I love him!!!

@markthackray8132

7 ай бұрын

maybe u can replace Auntie Helen who knows

@ameliam9498

7 ай бұрын

@@markthackray8132 I don't know if he'd like me. I cook with a metal spoon in the pan. Lol 😆

It’s official, I’m addicted to uncle roger 😂😂😅😅… love from Nigeria 🇳🇬

I'm surprised they made it that far with the half brain cell they split between the two of them😂

@DogFish-NZ

Жыл бұрын

It's split 80,20, making Kim look smart.

@SZMarcos

Жыл бұрын

Paris seems to be a reasonably intelligent person, but has that "stupid blonde" front because that's her public image.

@gautampattnaik7728

Жыл бұрын

meanwhile me who got scared shitless with just the intro about her cooking XD

@MarlonMoralestriment

Жыл бұрын

Kim was laghing at Paris she's as brainless as Paris.

@angiejerez4727

Жыл бұрын

😆😆😆 oh! They still have that much brain left?

Good lord this was the saddest excuse for a cooking show I've seen. I'm amazed uncle Roger managed to watch the whole thing. You sir are a champion

@nikeishamohammed9734

2 жыл бұрын

They could have given this show to an actual upcoming chef but instead they're making the rich richer . This cooking show is ridiculous she doesn't have any idea how to cook anything they could have even brought in a chef or chefs to teach her

@boah-ist65

2 жыл бұрын

@@nikeishamohammed9734 11 year old me can cook better

@nikeishamohammed9734

2 жыл бұрын

@@boah-ist65 i think a toddler could do better

@charlesfranks1902

2 жыл бұрын

I made it to nearly 6 minutes.

@angelinacrizal

2 жыл бұрын

@@nikeishamohammed9734 what am I watching?? Watching this video made my head empty. 🙃

4:17 😂 She pulls from the film roll as if she's packing an Amazon box.

Wait till he finds out about the just marshmallow cereal

13:27 Uncle Roger, you gotta calm down with that shit 😂😂😂😂😂😂

"Multi millionaire, but her fridge looks like poverty" 😂😂😂😂

@comical.2488

2 жыл бұрын

"refugee camp" hahaha

@seminky5341

2 жыл бұрын

They dont need to eat

@syzygy6769

2 жыл бұрын

The fancier their kitchen, the less they cook. The more expensive the fridge, the emptier it is.

@joannachen76

2 жыл бұрын

@@syzygy6769 That might not even be their kitchen, probably just a set they rented somewhere. For someone as rich as the Hiltons, they've got to have their own cook and a whole waiting staff.

Thank god Uncle roger was in this video. I can't imagine watching this original video and being entertained. I was cringing my ass off

in her defense Paris has been very open that she's playing a character and tbh its served well financially all these years lol

"Cooking tip: Kitchens don't clean themselves" A tip only a rich person would consider useful.

@anonymousperson8710

2 жыл бұрын

@@lionimela5119 There are no simps in Ba Sing Se.

@kanekilife4885

2 жыл бұрын

@@anonymousperson8710 leaf from the vine

@anonymousperson8710

2 жыл бұрын

@@kanekilife4885 falling so slow

@vaiduliuke

2 жыл бұрын

@@anonymousperson8710 like fragile, tiny shells

@anonymousperson8710

2 жыл бұрын

@@vaiduliuke Drifting in the foam

12:50 “Soapy-soap clang-clang machine”

By far the funniest video I've seen! Thanks

Hiring a rice cooker joke still hits hard today

man, i don't even like kim kardashian, but she's carrying this show.... paris looks and sounds dead inside 💀

@immortalwitch

2 жыл бұрын

paris loves cooking but she can't differentiate mixer and blender eye-

@immortalwitch

2 жыл бұрын

well the whole purpose of the show is showing she can't cook but still stupidly cook anyway. it's the rich ppl's joke nowadays ig

@vvvnokk8309

2 жыл бұрын

she's a valley girl

@orchidknight9343

2 жыл бұрын

She's just so fucked up from all the drugs she's done lol. But also she never had to lift a finger to do anything. Because her family had money to have other people do shit. 💀 She's just physical there but not mentally there if that makes any sense.

@JT-uf6bf

2 жыл бұрын

Its all an act. She doesn't even sound like this normally.

“If you ask niece paris to get rice cooker, she is gonna think asking her hire a chinese guy” -uncle roger 😂

@BigSirZebras

2 жыл бұрын

Oh, is Tong the guy who cooks your rice?

@22martinez1

2 жыл бұрын

Paris is going to use that Asian guy more than just cooking rice. 😏

"Born to a rich family" best skill ever😆

Paris reminds me of the balloon arch from my sister’s birthday party. White, pink, and hollow inside.

This is hysterical! It's like she's never been in a kitchen before 😂 and the lace gloves!!! Life is good

@blackkatt9017

2 жыл бұрын

She hasn't ,🤣🤣

@bonesandhearts5683

Жыл бұрын

I love that she wears flared sleeves the first time she’s using a flame thrower 😂

@bluebird1914

Жыл бұрын

The lace gloves were the thing that bugged me the most about the video. I mean fine if you want to wear gloves in the kitchen, but get actual kitchen gloves like latex ones or the type of ones they use at Subway or McDonald's. Not lace ones... I'm just surprised that she didn't get marshmallow on them.

@Kay-zy6hn

Жыл бұрын

She has been in the kitchen before, this is just the first time she's not naked and doing things that involves food

Uncle Roger - "Miss Paris thinks Tong is my brother or something" got me weaaaaaak 😭😭😭😭

@lionimela5119

2 жыл бұрын

THE SEXY GIRLS ARE BIGTITITS.UNO THREE IN ONE KZread: THIS IS FINE. SOMEONE: SAYS ''HECK''. KZread: BE GONE Life's story is a short journey so have fun before sleeping forever #Чо #эт #делает #на #2 #месте #в #тренде #однако #я #люблю #таких #рыбаков .#垃圾.

@sgnittnes7601

2 жыл бұрын

@@lionimela5119 sus

@trislele349

2 жыл бұрын

Thong lim ng or shit idk

13:25 lmfao!!! 😂😂😂

Nice, the two most disconnected rich people in the world cooking together and my favorite uncle roasting them. Now that's what I call content!

I remember eating corn flakes when I was a kid and can confirm that it's an Asian thing. In my family, we never called it cereal. We called it corn flakes only. Every friend I've had throughout my whole life (they are all Asian) had had corn flakes. I remember mom used to mix sugar in mine because it was bland af.

@biswasronit

2 жыл бұрын

Count Indians, too!

@glorialiedtke8931

2 жыл бұрын

Apparently Germans are also in this group

@jseehowitsbeen3177

2 жыл бұрын

White people eat corn flakes too. It’s probably a thing with many different people

@quacker008

2 жыл бұрын

Australia too!

@rainnchen9632

2 жыл бұрын

Asian American*

10:58 "Niece Paris probably think Tong is my brother or something" 😂😂

Bro that “Auntie Helen = pig” roast was outta town

Uncle Roger, check out the TV show "The Simple Life" lol it was Paris and Nichole living with different poor families a week at a time and having to do different chores and stuff, one episode the were on a dairy farm and had to milk cows 😂

"Don't pretend, it don't look that good" - So true haha

@crowdemon_archives

2 жыл бұрын

They both look so forced lmao

@artus198

2 жыл бұрын

Don't say anything other than Haiya in uncle Roger show !

"Cooking tip: kitchen don't clean themselves" Thanks, very useful tip

@YashinYoku

2 жыл бұрын

@@lionimela5119 da fuk

@mariefk7278

2 жыл бұрын

@@lionimela5119 wat da fookin r u do?

@AWS137

2 жыл бұрын

Indeed useful. Learnt that the first time I cooked. Kids have to be told over and over again about this tip.

13:30 Yeah,its Jamie Olive Oil restaurant worthy

6:43 BABY DON'T HURT ME DON'T HURT ME NO MORE

"she's gonna think you're asking her to hire some Chinese guy" 😂 that one got me

"All breakfast in America - so much sugar." That's 100% true. If you grew up eating cereal and then you try eating american cereal its legit like eating a bowl of crunchy sugar.

@walkelftexasranger

2 жыл бұрын

Am I only one who had yogurth for breakfast rather than cereal ?

@FoolOfATuque

2 жыл бұрын

Then you have American breakfast. Pancakes with maple or (shudders) corn syrup on them. I can’t really say anything though. I’m Canadian and we eat that stuff as well. 😂

@alecklabunde6748

2 жыл бұрын

@@FoolOfATuque my favorite breakfast was always the Christmas breakfast we would have. Stuffed French toast with homemade maple syrup from my aunt and uncle's maple farm. It's very sweet but holy shit is it delicious.

@FoolOfATuque

2 жыл бұрын

@@alecklabunde6748 me too! I love French toast with maple syrup. So delicious!

@AtomicBoo

2 жыл бұрын

Cereal in latin america is literally the same as the one in the US, is europe's cereal really that different, like if i buy nesquick cereal in spain, is it gonna taste less sweet than its mexico's or us' counterpart? Or are you comparing something like original cheerios vs cookie crips?

Uncle Roger, u broke me!! 😂😂😂😂 I cry-laughed sooo hard...

I always wondered what was so off about rich peoples houses and it’s the fact they don’t have any of the stuff that makes a house a home thanks for pointing that out uncle Roger

Uncel Roger: "Niece and nephew better smack that button now otherwise uncle Roger come and smack you." Me: "Hahaha, jokes on you, I'm into that shit."

@kevincopeland5044

2 жыл бұрын

.........🤔..........🤔........... I'm going to like you Michelle 👍

@hawaiiboiskeezah8084

2 жыл бұрын

Oh you a freak freak 😆

@Ellie-ci1dq

2 жыл бұрын

😏Sorry children😏

No way those marshmallows turned out that way. They got sooo THICK, and also you have to whip up the marshmallow mixture for it to be fluffy.

@ezradavies5995

2 жыл бұрын

NO way they whisked it. They don't know what a blender is. WHO HAS NEVER SEEN OR USED A BLENDER. The production team probably made some for the shot. Edit: I don't mean that you use a blender to whisk I mean they don't have the brain capacity. They don't know what tongs are.

@jonunya1163

2 жыл бұрын

@@ezradavies5995 they're rich girls who decided to play chef

@BadGirlFan

2 жыл бұрын

@@ezradavies5995 The tongs surprised me. Surely there are hair- or makeup-related tongs where she could have learned the word?

@ezradavies5995

2 жыл бұрын

@@jonunya1163 not even that. it just how are you so naïve. Like you can be rich and still know what a blender is. Kim K isn't even as bad as Paris. At least she suggested cleaning up after themselves.

@shr9662

2 жыл бұрын

@@ezradavies5995 i mean paris is literally an heiress/socialite. i think this is her first time in a kitchen lol. like who the fuck blends eggs and doesn't know what a tong is.

"I love cooking" ...."is that a blender?"...."whats a tong?"

The sad thing is there's actually 5 year olds that are more experienced in the kitchen than these 2 adults combined

7:06 nick’s flamethrower: *hold my beer*

“Cooking tip: kitchens don’t clean themselves” yeah girl, most of us know that from not growing up with housekeepers 🤷🏼‍♀️

@user-cf6bf9xt7i

2 жыл бұрын

AISURU.TOKYO/piit?[Have-Sex]💞 (◍•ᴗ•◍)✧*18 years and over KZread: This is fine Someone: Says "heck" KZread: Be gone #однако #я #люблю #таких #рыбаков #Интересно #забавно #девушка #смешная #垃圾

@demirarol2201

2 жыл бұрын

Or no

@Justin-pe9cl

2 жыл бұрын

OOF!

@lionimela5119

2 жыл бұрын

THE SEXY GIRLS ARE BIGTITITS.UNO THREE IN ONE KZread: THIS IS FINE. SOMEONE: SAYS ''HECK''. KZread: BE GONE Life's story is a short journey so have fun before sleeping forever #Чо #эт #делает #на #2 #месте #в #тренде #однако #я #люблю #таких #рыбаков .#垃圾.

HAHAHAHA I haven’t finished yet but can’t help leaving a comment. DANGER DANGER BATH BOMB HAHAHAHAHAHA🎉 11:32

You had me at DANGER DANGER BATH BOMB!!!