Examples transcript: わたしはかなめです。 わたしかなめ。　 わたしデービッド デーちゃん オリビア オーちゃん かなめあたまいたい。 かなめおなかすいた かなめおこった！ かなめかなしい。 かなめさみしい。 かなめすねた！ ふん！ かなめうれしい！ かなめしあわせ！ かなめおかねほしい！ かなめこのとけいほしい！ かなめペットほしい！ かなめラーメンたべたい！ かなめケーキたべたい！ かなめビールのみたい！ かなめウォッカのみたい！ かなめテキーラのみたい！ かなめ遊園地いきたい！ かなめ海外旅行いきたい！ おこづかいちょうだい！ さいふちょうだい！ クレジットカードちょうだい！ アイスかって！ この服買って！ このネックレス買って！ すいません→しゅいましぇん ください→くだしゃい しゅいましぇん！ビールくだしゃい！ つかれた→ちゅかれた なに？→にゃに？ これにゃに？ なんで→にゃんで？ おねがい！→おにぇがい！ おかねかして！おにぇがい！ ビールおごって！おにぇがい！ たなかしゃん、おかにぇくだしゃい。 おかね？なんで俺がお前にお金あげなきゃいけないの？ じゃあ…クレジットカードくだしゃい。 やだよ。 おにぇがい。 やだ。 おにぇがい。 だめだって、しつこいなあ。 たなかしゃんのケチ。 ケチって・・・。 たなかしゃんだいきらい。 …別にいいよ。 ふん！

@grenni77

Ай бұрын

かなめさん好きです！❤😂

@colinjames2469

Ай бұрын

Hilarious!

@hx3tube

Ай бұрын

how did you manage not to laugh when you were making this video?

@RadenWA

Ай бұрын

ありがとうかあちゃん╰(*´︶`*)╯♡

@jayzsuarez

Ай бұрын

Amazing how sensei isnt bursting into laughter 😂

My guy is a little bit comfortable in this role

@outfl1595

Ай бұрын

He's a man of culture.

@davfb8622

Ай бұрын

No toxic, just masculinity 😂

@illogical.operator

Ай бұрын

kaname has always been kawaii

@me0101001000

Ай бұрын

He's a talented voice actor

@gilain8537

Ай бұрын

Definitely 😂😂

Thanks, I'll be sure to try this at the Japanese embassy when I'm inquiring about a visa.

@oivinf

Ай бұрын

BIZA CHOUDAI! -Okay bro say less ur in

@ragerteenager968

Ай бұрын

ビザおにぇがい🥺

@chooo35

Ай бұрын

Visa choudai😊

@helixxia9320

Ай бұрын

😭

@seriouslywhatever1031

Ай бұрын

😂😂😂

Time to combine this information with how to sound like a delinquent.

@dahyimi2185

Ай бұрын

おいこりゃ！>.

@HAJIMEDJ

Ай бұрын

私デーちゃんこっら！

@94nanachan

Ай бұрын

Yare yare

@janimayares8086

Ай бұрын

LOL. I would so love to see that 😂.

@NAMEREDACTED-lg4bw

13 күн бұрын

YES!

My toxic trait is that i prefer these videos over the grammar ones

@ClickDecision

Ай бұрын

I've literally never studied grammar and have been successful. Don't feel like you have to bother with grammar if you don't want to

@tbqhwyf

Ай бұрын

​@@ClickDecision to what degree of success?

@ClickDecision

Ай бұрын

@@tbqhwyf i just finished persona 4 in japanese and have read several mangas

@darknesswithin0

Ай бұрын

​@@ClickDecisiontry reading some Japanese shousetsu

@ClickDecision

Ай бұрын

@@darknesswithin0 currently reading 賢者の石 haha ^^

My Japanese Sensei can't be this cute

@crazguykwan8955

Ай бұрын

prison

@rana-hb3yt

Ай бұрын

STOPPP 😭

@eeeeeek

7 күн бұрын

uoooogghhh 😭😭😭

>be me >35 y/o white male with large beard >goes to japan for the first time >speak this way to every human I interact with probably more common than you think

@user-jd3gf5xw1x

Ай бұрын

unless you're ladybeard I don't think anyonoe else dooes this...?

@aibao_eipariru_april

Ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@GWRocket

Ай бұрын

your boo pfp is very cute so it makes sense imo

@FransceneJK98

Ай бұрын

Please don’t do this. It’s creepy 😂

@raumfahreturschutze

Ай бұрын

Fortunately you can usually visually identify these types a block away. Stay away!

My gf(Japanese person) isn’t gonna know what hit her

@AlexandraFR38

Ай бұрын

please let us know her reaction. It's necessary lol

@ridleyroid9060

Ай бұрын

I swear to god one day I wont scroll down a video like this one day and see a japanese gf flex. Fcking day ruiner. Can we get some other miserable loosers in the chat like me?

@ridleyroid9060

Ай бұрын

one of these days I will scroll down a japanese video and I won't see a JP GF flex and want to cry in bed for the remainder of the day instead of learning Japanese.

@vicky121wicky3

Ай бұрын

@@AlexandraFR38yes please lmao

@ridleyroid9060

Ай бұрын

One of these days I will scroll down a japanese video and not see a person flex their JP GF (or any GF for that matter.)

I can't believe you did this with a straight face😂

I was dying the whole time, ur genius

This should’ve been release on the 1st 😂

@nyuh

Ай бұрын

but this is technically a serious in depth video and not a joke XD

@elgatofelix8917

Ай бұрын

@@nyuhmeh... how "seriously" you take this topic depends on how kawaii obsessed your mind is.

@susanma4899

Ай бұрын

That's what I was thinking. Is this a joke?!

@nyuh

Ай бұрын

@@elgatofelix8917 well by serious i mean he's just presenting how the style of speech is done and not just lying/making stuff up

I need a behind the scenes video where you break character 😂

@nonime9566

Ай бұрын

Plot twist: there are none :d

@LangLuis

Ай бұрын

@@nonime9566lmao :d

I love how he keeps trying to hold back his laughter after he says a phrase.

Kaname is a little late for his April Fools video. Now we need a Rough/Yakuza language video.

@TheFieryWind99

Ай бұрын

I think he already did that sometime ago, far before this one.

If I pulled this with my tutor, I think she's more likely to end the lesson and block me from setting up new ones than to find it remotely cute lol.

Got it! I'm sure people at my job interview will be impressed

The usage of Comic Sans on the translations killed me 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

@grapesofmath1539

Ай бұрын

I usually notice that type of thing wtf

I'll be in Japan in a month. Talk about a timely video. Thanks, Kaname! The locals are going to think I'm one of them!

@jawz2005

Ай бұрын

Expect a hasty deportation 😂

@hackptui

Ай бұрын

@@jawz2005 and a quick divorce from my wife, for sure 😃

@jawz2005

Ай бұрын

@@hackptui haha long life to both of you! 🙏

8:02 "advanced kawaii language" - Our sensei kaname, 2024

The first "watashi kaname" actually spooked me

delightfully uncomfortable and informational, just how I like it

Now this is the type of content I needed

I'm not cute enough to use this new found skill

Thank you Kaname-sensei, this is just what I needed! Surely no one will find me cringe and embarrassing if I spoke like this regularly!

@Johnnyvtg

Ай бұрын

If someone spoke to me like this I would just wait for them to speak normally before I respond.

@kometoru

Ай бұрын

kimoi

@owojohnson1115

Ай бұрын

あああああ、きも

@dannyg.4421

Ай бұрын

ofcourse not fartmicrowave-chan

@ahabrawgaming1289

Ай бұрын

I will use this during interviews

_Finally,_ straight from the expert himself

@user-nx6xn2cn6d

10 күн бұрын

gay from the expert himself

自己紹介のくだり、だんだん九官鳥みたいに聞こえてきて笑いました😂 日本人ですがカナメさんの動画いつも楽しみにしてます！

Dude, I'm gonna be sooo cute

Hahahaha this is the funniest thing I watched first thing in the morning. I can also easily imagine Kaname bursting out laughing at each spot where we see a cut

average japanese teacher: You can't learn from anime, it's not natural!! chad Kaname:

Kaname's thumbnails are a separate form of art 😂 Thank you for sharing your knowledge with us, sensei!💛

"I'm going to seriously talk about...." If Kaname-sensei says he will SERIOUSLY talk about something, you have to SERIOUSLY pay attention to it.

You're so totally serious playing this role, I love it! ❤

This seems to be really in-your-face cuteness, but what about subtle cuteness?

LMAO you were almost laughing many times. Can't believe you done that. Props to you dude! That was weirdly interesting. I gotta tell you that your cute voice sounds like annoying kid and not a cute kid, which is a good thing since your normal voice sounds mature you can't really make a true cute voice like a child or something.

shin chan ahh voice 💀

So seriously hilarious ... or hilariously serious😂

As Papa Fanku once said, "Are you ready to be kawaii af?"

This video is the single greatest work of art created by humanity

imagine someone cutting part of the video and posting it without context 😭😭😭😭

In the Danganronpa series there is a character called Monomi and she does cutesy baby talk. For example, she says “achisi” あちし instead of “watashi” わたし

@makiroll8523

Ай бұрын

Yes! And she uses でちゅ・まちゅ調.

@user-ej6rr2km8e

Ай бұрын

@@makiroll8523 Yes she does! 😆😆 it’s always great to see a fellow Danganronpa fan 😄😄😄😄

Thank you very much Kaname-san. I played this to my Australian middle school Japanese language students. They understood immediately and thought it was hilarious. Well done and thank you.

His poker face while doing and saying all that 🤣

Now a lot of the dialogue in Card Captor Sakura makes sense 😂

This is right up there with his delinquent video. すごい!!!

I will now use this for nefarious purposes (avoid learning proper Japanese grammar)

my guy uploaded this 9 days late, but it was worth waiting for

Imagine acting this alone in front of camera.. Kaname is master of this kind of things.👀

Shield Charging 1:20

@solarflarecj1067

Ай бұрын

I LOVE HALO INFINITE!

かなめ先生はいつも可愛いけどこのビデオでは一段と可愛いですね。笑い。このチャンネルでいつも出てくるユニークで珍妙な例文も学習には最適ですが、SPY×FAMILYみたいな最近人気のアニメから例文を持ってくるのも良いですね！

My name IS David and I live for cute. Too perfect.

This would have been the perfect April fools video

Well done on this video! I enjoyed every minute of this. The whole kawaii voice here in Japan actually drives me nuts and I am totally put off by it in real life and anime, but thanks to you, I now I have the knowledge and tools to terrorize my friends with the same cuteness that has plagued me so much.❤🥰

にあってにゃい！うける〜 Big props for making these sorts of important lessons that often get overlooked! Keep up the good work~

yay, new video! thanks かなめ先生！

This was so good, I’m gonna upgrade my Patreon subscription haha. And there’s a table of cuteness in the description!! Amazing!! Thank you for your dedication かなめちゃん 🥹❤️

This should be chapter 1 in every japanese text book.

no man should have this amount of power

One of the funniest videos of yours, yet useful. Thank You very much

Amazing job at keeping a straight face!

Amazing. Insanely useful too, as usual.

This video is so wholesome and cute, and so is Kaname-sensei. I want a part 2, please!

I love this channel!

my sanity after watching 500 yt shorts:

legendary lesson. thank you.

Yay new video! Can't wait to go back home and watch it, hahah! Greetings from Brazil! ☺️🌻

I felt a piece of my soul evaporate while watching this

Your acting is impressive as always

You’re so hilarious! 😂 Thanks for the video 👍🏻

this video is so much fun! love it! :)

Mappa: "New voice actor found!"

カナメ先生、かわいいすぎる〜　Congratulations on keeping a straight face during this lesson 😂

Remember us. Remember that we were once cute.

This kind of content is a lot more helpful than people realise - it helps all of these things stick in your head way better by making it funny / interesting and silly

The way you make these sounds makes me think of happosai from ranma 1/2

This is hilarious! 🤣 great video

Master of your craft for real

He had so much fun making this video and because of it, it was so much fun to watch!

So when I totally forget all my Japanese grammar I just need to go full kawaii - thank you Sensei ❤

Thanks for the video, Kaname先生。It was really funny, and also interesting, to discover a new way of Japanese, the cute Japanese. Have a good day, Kaname. The same to your family and friends. And also the same to the viewers, their family and friends. Cheers.

Seriously, Kaname san, your ability to convey feelings through your facial expressions is up there with Koji Yakusho!. And he is an Oscar winner. I really enjoyed this video and your exploration of Japanese Kawaii. I also like it when you include your corgi in your videos. Greetings from Dublin.

love the 10 min format. When videos are 20+ mins long I can never watch them in one sitting, it's too much 😅 This was fun 😀

This is great

Basically, this is how the anime voice actors do their voices

you should've upload this video on the first of april it's amazing

先生…日本人の友達にドン引きされたんです

@hx3tube

Ай бұрын

hahahahahahaha

@katosei-ss2rr

Ай бұрын

ドン引きは、可愛いムーブの正しい副作用です！

可愛すぎる、かなめ先生。😊

This is powerful knowledge. ありがとうね

I love your videos. I have a request for "さすが" since it is usually used kind of like a compliment but not always

I liked this way more than the grammar vids. Probably because there are many ways to write things. Or that this is a guilty pleasure.. I like writing simpler because it makes me overthink less and get the words and thoughts out quicker.

かなめ先生 hilarious 😂

めちゃくちゃ面白い🤣

hahaha this is so fun to watch. informative too

かわい ✨

Just what I needed

This is kawaii! Thank you Kaname-chan. 😂

A new banger from Kaname Sensei ^_^

Look like a very cute doggy ❤

Thank you so much kaname sensei! I would like if you speak in Japanese the whole video cuz that's better for us to immerse in Japanese

im laughing so much youre a genius, thank you for this video

HAHA!! I’m laughing so hard it hurts. I’ll try these helpful tips at the office today.