How to pronounce German city names Step 1: Be German Step 2: Thats it

@storyboard7865

4 жыл бұрын

How to pronounce English city names Step 1:you pronounced it already right Step 2:tell the other english kids in class that you are an britain Step 3: they wont believe you Step 4: hit all the stupid kids in the face that try to Tell you that you are a stupid german Ps:the hoosher I hope you doesnt go to the school in London and your Name is Oscar because that is the guy that Ruined my class Trip ok have a nice day Wenn du deutsch bist und schon mal einen schulausflug nach Großbritannien bzw. London gemacht hat kannst du es vlt verstehen wovon ich rede

@ranjanbiswas3233

4 жыл бұрын

And Austrian

@blutbaron6126

4 жыл бұрын

Deutscher zu sein ist eh immer eine gute idee Its always a good idea to be German

@maksrozman5196

4 жыл бұрын

Slovenuans says names right too

@dr_weil

4 жыл бұрын

@@maksrozman5196 Croatians too, especially people who are speaking in kajkavian dialect

Lasst uns ehrlich sein; die Zuschauer dieser „englischen“ Videos sind 80% deutsche...

@whiteplasy6853

4 жыл бұрын

Und die anderen 20 % wissen nicht einmal was eine Maß Bier ist!

@daDUSTad

4 жыл бұрын

@@whiteplasy6853 es heißt Mass oder Maß aber mit Sicherheit nicht Maaß und der korrekte Artikel ist "die"

@whiteplasy6853

4 жыл бұрын

@@daDUSTad danke, ich wusste nicht mehr genau wie man es schreibt

@CarlBank250

4 жыл бұрын

Mindestens 90

@crestfallenwarrior5719

4 жыл бұрын

Isso

How to pronounce german city names Me as a german: *interesting*

@zeusalexandrevic8793

4 жыл бұрын

Ja same

@luishorvath8443

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂geht mir auch so😂😂😂

@retro-bit5754

3 жыл бұрын

Same

@youreyestell4977

3 жыл бұрын

tbh I'm here to learn how non-Germans pronounce certain cities 😂😂 just for fun :D

@diemoschine3477

3 жыл бұрын

ahahaha same bruw

Me: **German, pronouncing English correctly most of the time** My german classmates in english class:

@deo8624

4 жыл бұрын

Haha Same xD

@schmilew1230

4 жыл бұрын

immer HAHAHA

@cosmo7238

4 жыл бұрын

Willkommen im Klub. Endlich einer der th im englischen richtig ausspricht

@just.cause._.996

4 жыл бұрын

XxDetektivXxConanxXFanxx same

@glaedr3396

4 жыл бұрын

@@cosmo7238 das is wirklich schlimm, bei mir kommt das in Klasse 11 noch vor🙃

1:27 the biggest city is Ausfahrt, I see it everywhere on the Autobahn.

@sneaky_banana7741

4 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@A_S377

4 жыл бұрын

Euro Truck Simulator.

@HidEx1337

4 жыл бұрын

notsojdmgc4 omfg till this day I though its a city while playing ETS 2 MP xD

@MrPeteragent

4 жыл бұрын

Oh yeah. I remember my big trip back in 2011.

@danleitschkis2269

4 жыл бұрын

To everyone who doesn’t get the joke/ doesn’t speak German: Ausfahrt is not a city it means exit/gateway (on the highway)

“And welcome to my Rolls Royce ... a german car”. 10/10

@nines042

4 жыл бұрын

It really is now atleast, look it up

@BettaReturnsAhead

4 жыл бұрын

Rolls Royce is owned by BMW

@johnblayn

4 жыл бұрын

Eric P. And Lamborghini is german because it’s owned by VW

@moritzaigner2562

4 жыл бұрын

John it‘s actually owned by Audi :D

@BettaReturnsAhead

4 жыл бұрын

@@johnblayn for sure😂 in the end every car is german because we invented the first car ;)

“The next one really bubbles my beer”😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@ethangriffiths7244

4 жыл бұрын

Lol 😂

@dreadedge.official

3 жыл бұрын

🤣

@RoltonsLV

3 жыл бұрын

And as he looked so disappointed 😂

@granzert1711

3 жыл бұрын

@@RoltonsLV Peter Enis.

@londomollari1082

3 жыл бұрын

Ist das ein deutsches Sprichwort das ich einfach nicht kenne?

Germans when ,,German“ is in the title: HiPPerTy HoPeRTy, THiS CoMMenT sECtiOn Is NoW mY PrOPerTy

@jamybuffel

4 жыл бұрын

_ Someone_ makes sense that German people react to a German title video ....

@foxoflight7257

4 жыл бұрын

Oh ja ;P

@brushingteethisimportant9934

4 жыл бұрын

(Trigger warning:) We'll take it like we took france

@felixkulke4876

4 жыл бұрын

@@brushingteethisimportant9934 straight facts

@ireaut9322

4 жыл бұрын

It's Zugriff time

"Rolls Royce is a German car"... It's funny because it's true

@witp7928

4 жыл бұрын

Peter Hirschoff it is from great britain avtually, but now owned by BMW

@hakung57

4 жыл бұрын

That’s the joke btw lol

@theflyinggasmask

4 жыл бұрын

@@witp7928 r/wooosh

@witp7928

4 жыл бұрын

The Flying Gasmask WTF

@warpathcucucu

4 жыл бұрын

Zachary Duquette r/woooosh

And Wien is Wien and not Vienna! Geschlechtsverkehrt euch, to all se people saying it wrong!

@robertrovertson256

4 жыл бұрын

Simon Mair Wien is Vienna same like Österreich is Austria. Just an official name for the country and city by 🇺🇳 United Nations. Go to Wagramer Str. 5 and ask...

@ebenezerwheezer7036

4 жыл бұрын

@@Mariooooo beer

@DonChoyote

4 жыл бұрын

Zis comment is very underrated...give zis man a beer

@AppleLauda_destroyer99942

4 жыл бұрын

Rip Niki Lauda (he got born in Wien)

@Joey.S

4 жыл бұрын

@@robertrovertson256Based on this you have to criticize the entire video, so either you are stupid or this was unfunny irony.

"And by football I mean the real one which you play with your foot, not your hand. THAT IS HAAANDBAAALL" God finally someone said it.

@kaizersolze

3 жыл бұрын

You are aware that there is actually a sport called "handball", right? The Romans' version was called "expulsim ludere".

@ReinQuest

2 жыл бұрын

There’s a lot of Americans that think our “football” is named stupidly. 🤷‍♀️ You are not alone here.

"This is incorrect" - P. Enis

@saradhiv3467

3 жыл бұрын

I think it's Ines

@nadnaps0381

3 жыл бұрын

More like "Zhis is incohect".

It’s nice that the Angry German is back

@DerEchteBabo

4 жыл бұрын

*angry swiss

@patrickvanderkoelen

4 жыл бұрын

Hes not angry hes the most chilled and funny one in germany

@Seeker_420

4 жыл бұрын

You think this is angry? you should search in google Aggro Andreas

@pumpkinkurbis

4 жыл бұрын

P. Enis... Yeaaa

@meohree

4 жыл бұрын

@@Seeker_420 Isn't it "psycho andreas"?

"The city, doesnt even smell that good, why do you call it Cologne?" true

@hirokishinguji

4 жыл бұрын

Is that Köln?

@99Akhi

4 жыл бұрын

ignore this name because cologne is famous för kölnisch wasser

@jackmehoff4429

4 жыл бұрын

@@hirokishinguji yes its koln.

@marczimmermann1332

4 жыл бұрын

hirokishinguji is dat Kölsch?

@oluftheexplorer9476

4 жыл бұрын

European Ford are produced in Köln, so it not even smelling that good is very accurate 😏

“We cannot have this... WE MUST FIX THIS” **proceeds to invade poland**

@Samurai-fm6db

4 жыл бұрын

Zhis*

@ukasz2854

3 жыл бұрын

@SSJ no

@davidp2707

3 жыл бұрын

Soviets. We cannot have this. Proceeds to take half of Poland give half of Germany to Poland in exchange

@landarful

3 жыл бұрын

lmao

"What? Are you sure?" "... Yes" "Of course you are sure..." Best quote in this Video XD

@Iorenz

3 жыл бұрын

'I think i spyder'

Do you have one on the waffle?

@DavidLangeYU91

4 жыл бұрын

I think I SPIDER!

@TheBoeingFan

4 жыл бұрын

There get's the dog in the pan crazy

@griffixd2035

4 жыл бұрын

Genau mein humor 😂

@mabirc2844

4 жыл бұрын

I think my pig whistles and that you dont have all cups in the cupboard

@JimMcBeam

4 жыл бұрын

that was one wall free

"Mom, why is there a guy sitting on the back seat of this Rolls-Royce wearing a white overall and yelling at a camera?" "Well..."

@zoltankiss1533

4 жыл бұрын

Das ist Deutschland, Kind!

@mrchrizzl257

4 жыл бұрын

Because it's Germany! We also wank to pictures of Bratwurst! You think it's funny? No it's not! It's germany!!! Yelling end

Americans: Im a AMERIKANER! Germans: Im a Berliner!

@topanlazuardi9251

4 жыл бұрын

Amerikana actually

@maikem.1385

4 жыл бұрын

I'M A HAMBURGER

@xy9580

4 жыл бұрын

IM A KAMERUNER ( auch son gebäck)

@feliciasmoon3323

4 жыл бұрын

No I'm a Hamburger

@Mj-lu6jt

4 жыл бұрын

an* 😹

"the City does not even smell that good, why do you call it cologne." as a german, I can confirm this

@Dearville55

10 ай бұрын

as a cologner, naaaa. It depends

Die Witze sind so schlecht das sie schon wieder gut sind 😂😂 dort Mund?! Wirklich?!😂😂

@mojoranstark709

4 жыл бұрын

Jannixx Lee habe nach diesem Kommentar gesucht 😂

@playmaxz4335

4 жыл бұрын

Der ist ja Mal so alt😅

@xGxPhantomZzz

4 жыл бұрын

I think I spider hat mich kaputt gemacht

@MlackBetal

4 жыл бұрын

Klassischer emp Witz Tshirt Spruch .

@breznknedl

4 жыл бұрын

Jannixx Lee ja, er beschreibt den dort ansässigen Fußballverein 😂😂

“I think I spider” “you can me once” “don’t go me on the cookie “ “you are lying like printed” “don’t draw the devil on the wall”

@Nekrokon

4 жыл бұрын

Don't paint the devil on the wall. That's not the yellow from the egg. Someone has to roast me an stork. The dog gets crazy in the pan. Attention is the mother of the porcelain-box.

@jeff-8511

4 жыл бұрын

Nekrokon und als Österreicher sagen wir “that’s sausage to me” oida

@Al1na7777

4 жыл бұрын

Ah! That's snow from yesterday!

@jeff-8511

4 жыл бұрын

Tatira 2006 water under the bridge

@cristianowey

4 жыл бұрын

@@jeff-8511 Österreicher? Hier in Stuttgart sagt das jeder

"Do you want to play football?... I mean the real football with your feet" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

"The Germans are very funny people" This Angery German Man:

@coconutdreams1238

4 жыл бұрын

They are actually pretty *cold*

@fantasygirl3699

4 жыл бұрын

@@coconutdreams1238 what do you mean with Cold? We aren't that Bad!

@coconutdreams1238

4 жыл бұрын

@@fantasygirl3699 It's actually very common said that Germans are cold and don't have that much humor as for example Americans do. Ich kann das bestätigen, ich bin deutsch 😉

@fantasygirl3699

4 жыл бұрын

@@coconutdreams1238 ich finde wir haben halt einfach unseren eigenen Humor und unsere Art, was sagst du dazu?

@coconutdreams1238

4 жыл бұрын

@@fantasygirl3699 Stimmt zwar, aber den Humor können dann auch nur die deutschen selbst verstehen

Nobody: Recommendations:

@SpeedComparer

4 жыл бұрын

Good!

@lyonerwurst3925

4 жыл бұрын

@@SpeedComparer *Gut!

@zeemify

4 жыл бұрын

@@SpeedComparer Gud!

@jonasspinnler8605

4 жыл бұрын

GUT!

And Mercedes is Mercedes, not Mörßäidieß!!!

@timothy_synth

4 жыл бұрын

Und Porsche ist Porsche, nicht Porsch

Russian pronunciation of these cities are quite close to German: Berlin - Berlín Hamburg - Gámburg Munich - Múnhen Dusseldorf - Dussel'dórf Cologne - Kiol'n Stuttgart - Shtúttgart Hanover - Gannóver

@mbrp5107

4 жыл бұрын

Königsberg - Kaliningrad

@dake6844

4 жыл бұрын

@@mbrp5107 Kaliningrad or Kiónigsberg

@abfuq2970

4 жыл бұрын

You learned nothing from the video, its Köln not cologne! And München not munich😡😂

@invictus4102

4 жыл бұрын

Geil Gitler

@Oleksij_Shelest

4 жыл бұрын

@@mbrp5107 kaliningrad is that name bullies called you

That slight nod and “welcome to my Rolls Royce, a German car” gets me every time.

@BrettonFerguson

11 ай бұрын

A subsidiary owned by Bayerische Motoren Werke AG since 2003. So he is correct.

@hakansimsek2615

11 ай бұрын

@@BrettonFerguson He is, indeed. :)

You missed Nürnberg. 😤 Greets from an angry Franken, nothing goes over Närmberch!

@hansherrman5147

4 жыл бұрын

Isso

@jukeyoffical9014

4 жыл бұрын

you mean nuremberg?😂

@langwasserkids

4 жыл бұрын

Alexander Leipzig, Essen, Dresden, Bremen wären auch noch gekommen.

@FlorianGuitar85

4 жыл бұрын

The right pronounciation for "Nürnberg" is "Färdd".

@grumandplays2247

4 жыл бұрын

@@FlorianGuitar85 des glab i ned.😂

"I think I spider"

@deo8624

4 жыл бұрын

Sry was the 69th Like couldnt Like

@ichduoderer1498

4 жыл бұрын

@@deo8624 nice

"Du ju häf one on se Waffel?!" 🤣🤣

@hort_clarense

4 жыл бұрын

Ben !

@sinamarie3254

4 жыл бұрын

General Kenobi?

@shtrassenbaum

4 жыл бұрын

@@sinamarie3254 😂

@girlwiththegreenhair

3 жыл бұрын

@@sinamarie3254 you are a bold one

@schimonshagedorun8067

3 жыл бұрын

waffle*

2:52 "This next one makes me think I spider" haha ich kann nicht mehr

Demonetized: for showing German porn 0:30 .XD

@GrayTheZebra

4 жыл бұрын

Its not german porn, its bayerischer porn! And no, Bayern is no part of Germany. And why do we say Germany? Its Deutschland! Or short Schland.

@nativeafroeurasian

4 жыл бұрын

no one sais Schland in Germanika

@karlrodiger7580

4 жыл бұрын

I say always Preußen

@servus2252

4 жыл бұрын

Karl Rödiger Ehrenmann ^^

2:58min Der Lehrer, wenn man in Englisch das falsche Wort ausspricht.

@starfruit1575

4 жыл бұрын

Ich liebe diesen Kommentar

"Germans are funny people" Yeah they are... 😂

"Makes me think I spider" that's absolutely brilliant! 😂 Ich glaube ich spinne

How about zhe correct way to pronounce German Racetrack names?

@kevinblankenburg4816

4 жыл бұрын

American free zones

@ErC0411

4 жыл бұрын

Its called "Autobahn"

@griffixd2035

4 жыл бұрын

It is nor called nörborgring it is called Nürburgring

@bigklamoty2137

4 жыл бұрын

@@griffixd2035 Jawohl! And some people in Poland read it as "Nurbrugring". Shame

@griffixd2035

4 жыл бұрын

@@bigklamoty2137 ai em kraing rilli

When I drove on the german highway it made me realise how many exits go to the city of Ausfahrt

In German we don't say "I love you" we say "Sachma Dieter, hast du scho wieder mein Dorf in Coinmaschter angegriffen?" and i think that's beautiful

"Do you have one on the Waffel " Eine Legende ist entstanden

Fun fact: in Berlin a Berliner is not called Berliner but Pfannkuchen. In other parts of Germany a Pfannkuchen refers to a pancake. In Berlin a pancake is called Eierkuchen. Other places in Germany have different words for all of this though

@soloatre

4 жыл бұрын

Fun fact about Germany: There are no fun facts. Back to work.

0:03 In Germany we say the Nachname first an then we speak!!! Katastrophe!

Habe ich etwa "German" im Titel gelesen? Kommentarsektion = annektiert.

How to pronounce German wirds easly: Step1: step 2 Step2: step 4 Step3: be german Step4: step 3

0:03 P(eter) Enis

@Birlibi4

4 жыл бұрын

Haha so lustig..

it's FRANKFURT, like Eintracht Frankfurt.

@brianna8348

4 жыл бұрын

ZweiTinte bin gestern nach Frankfurt gezogen und immer wenn es irgendwo erwähnt wird bin ich so: ÖHHHHHHHY!!!

@k0bbihd667

4 жыл бұрын

Eintracht vom Main❤️

@moritztrn

4 жыл бұрын

ZweiTinte jawohl🦅🦅

@RaphIchNicht

4 жыл бұрын

@@brianna8348 niice!! Frankfurt ist Nice! Pass nur auf das du nicht nach Offenbach gehst...

@brianna8348

4 жыл бұрын

Betar hab mich verfahren und bin in Offenbach gelandet und dann musste ich kotzen. Stell dir vor du würdest In Offenbach wohnen 🤮

Person: makes a video about Germany The German people: hippel di hoppeltie, this is now my proberty

@yami-wj7ql

4 жыл бұрын

Es heißt hippety hoppety und property

@niklasfischer3915

4 жыл бұрын

@@yami-wj7qlFor zis comment you will receive ze offical Bestätigungsformular der "Berichtigungs- und Regelbefolgungkunst des deutschen Staates" .Wiz zis document you can prove to be a real German anywhere in ze hole world.

"Hello" "Yeah, is this Peter Enis(P. Enis)"

3:18 “Hannover and not HANNOVER” ok next time I’ll say it calmly

@christopherstein2024

4 жыл бұрын

"Hah-noh-fairr". Not "Heh-no-vere".

@InstreakTV

4 жыл бұрын

han-NO-fa

"it really bubbles my beer" Köstlich xD

"The city isn't even smells that good!" Ok I'm dead🤣🤣

0:49 " I have to do something about it, *NOW* " Yap, that's German

German in the title Deutsche: Zugriff!

@dpm2937

4 жыл бұрын

no no no no no no no actually it's Nehmt Frankreich ein

@lead_sommelier

4 жыл бұрын

@@dpm2937 more like wollt ihr den totalen Kommentarbereich?

@parnikkapore

4 жыл бұрын

Der ganze Kommentarsection ist in Deutsch haha

@thepriestpucci4988

3 жыл бұрын

@@dpm2937 die Kapitulieren sowieso..

2:52 this one makes me spider 😂😂😂 That's too much for me bruder😂

@GGeta

4 жыл бұрын

Makes me think i spider lul

this is honestly so helpful and funny

I love the peace tnd tolerance in his voice. xD

2:53 ich hab n paar Sekunden gebraucht um den zu checkn 😂😂😂i think i spider

@richijung

4 жыл бұрын

wie kann man das noch nie gehört haben...

@f.schepper

4 жыл бұрын

@@richijung ???

@richijung

4 жыл бұрын

@@f.schepper ja bitte?

@f.schepper

4 жыл бұрын

@@richijung dein kommi hat nichts mit dem von @YoungGroup zu tuhen

@richijung

4 жыл бұрын

@@f.schepper dann denk nochmal nach

Finally some one who knows Leverkusen!!! Greetings from Leverkusen ;D

@doktorkniekuchen9769

4 жыл бұрын

MaxBas die macht am Rhein

3:22 I agree as a real football fan

I absolutely love your videos! Love from Norway ❤️

Köln hat mich umgeworfen😂

I thought ze biggest city in Germany is Ausfahrt..

Man, I had a friend who unfortunately died few years ago. He and I loved this kind of humor. I don't remember if we watched one of your first videos, but damn, he would have laughed to death (pun intended).

"welcome to the back of my Rolls Royce, a German car" they are always so proud of their machines. The Italians gave us dreamy cars like Lamborghini, Ferrari and Maserati but you don't hear them shove it down our throats that they produced those cars.

Imagine a guy wearing white lab coat at a car dealer, yelling by himself in a rolls royce. Or just watch the video.

Študgart😔

@vincent5

4 жыл бұрын

Moin auß Stuttgart

@hypermaniksk534

4 жыл бұрын

Študgart🇸🇰

@vincent5

4 жыл бұрын

Stalingart

@petarbozic4864

4 жыл бұрын

Kad balkanac komentira hahahahha

@Filip-nx9jv

4 жыл бұрын

@@hypermaniksk534 im actualy Slovenian🇸🇮😂

Learned something. Thanks

I am a Russian speaker, and in Russian most of German cities pronounced according to German pronunciation rules, it took me a while to memorise how you pronounce Munich and Cologne in English.

I think you'll find they're actually called Bahlien, Hamburch, Minga, Kölle, Schtuagett, and Doatmund.

@lordmalix3141

4 жыл бұрын

Not like this

@lordmalix3141

4 жыл бұрын

Do you know austrian city names ?

@dominicpani3191

4 жыл бұрын

@@lordmalix3141 Wean, Graz, Linz, Soizburg, Kloagnfurt, Inschbruck

@Glueckskeks06

4 жыл бұрын

Wtf is "Minga"? o.o

Liebe jedes Video 😂, einfach toll sich nach einem harten Tag solch ein geiles Video anzuschauen, danke dafür

einer der besten die Videos die ich je gesehen habe. Sub is done!

As an Asian, the German accent is like the Indian accent of Europe

3:06 xDD Means the same as: THERE MOUTH

Yes welcome back, i miss you already.

You are hillarious. And they say Germans have no humor :) As a Dane trying to teach my english speaking friends to pronounce German car and city names, this the best dictionary. Dankeschön und Prost!

Well actually it's not HAnnover, but HannOver, stressed on the second syllable

May I be zhe first viewer of zhis quality content zhat was approved by zhe chancellor herself?

@SpeedComparer

4 жыл бұрын

outstanding

@somegoodfella

4 жыл бұрын

@@SpeedComparer Zhank you for responding to my commentary to your very entertaining KZread video. I vish you a very pleasant rest of your day, werter Herr.

@griffixd2035

4 жыл бұрын

@@somegoodfella lol

I have learned something. Thank you.

I agree with You on City name pronunciations and Football...You are a funny man with good sense of humor...

Every second of this video is just pure gold lmao

Hamburg is called Hamburch

0:26 I like his movement

you missed the East-German Citys (Leipzig, Dresden...)

3:02 excellent.

Viele Tschechen sagen anstatt Düsseldorf - "Dieseldorf" 😁

@FennekinBraixen

4 жыл бұрын

Tja, wer kennt's nicht. Das gute, alte Dieseldorf, wo du so viel tanken kannst wie du willst

@MRLBRMNN

4 жыл бұрын

Haha oder Kiche statt Küche

@selfmade69

4 жыл бұрын

Jeder ältere Balkaner kann die Umlaute nicht aussprechen... Minhen, zirih, keln, menhengladbach etc pp 😂

thank you correcting

U have made my day

„The next one makes me think I spider, really“😂😂

Love this place.. There's a RS4 B5 and a RS6 4B C5 in the background

"Is this Mr. Peter Enis?" Ohhhkay

Ahahahha love this humor! Also very teaching 😅

Dieser Typ ist legendär 😂😂😂👌

AAAAAAAARGH IT'S MY FAVOURITE GERMAN!

I love this guy

English: This German: Siz

@Anvilshock

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Zis, really.

The Peter Enis joke killed me in the first few seconds lol

Hello... Yeah... Is this Mr. Peter Enis 😁

the bad english...the bad word puns...the screaming...i love this

Hat viel mehr Aufmerksamkeit verdient

bubbles my beer