How to Drive in Germany

Автокөліктер мен көлік құралдары

In this video a german man gives you a guide on how to drive on different german roads.
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  • @SpeedComparer
    @SpeedComparer4 жыл бұрын

    This video has been sponsored by Oma!

  • @luanbyleveld2423

    @luanbyleveld2423

    4 жыл бұрын

    Danki Oma! Das ist eine schon video

  • @nolibtard6023

    @nolibtard6023

    4 жыл бұрын

    Speed Comparer Du weißt schon dass Bundesstraßen nur keine Geschwindigkeitsbeschränkung haben wenn sie mindestens über zwei Spuren, Standstreifen und bauliche Trennung verfügen.

  • @Solunex

    @Solunex

    4 жыл бұрын

    Oma kocht sehr schön 😌

  • @absolutedisease1699

    @absolutedisease1699

    4 жыл бұрын

    Zank you Oma.

  • @linuspieper9968

    @linuspieper9968

    4 жыл бұрын

    Danke Oma! Stabile Aktion

  • @maxmuster7772
    @maxmuster77724 жыл бұрын

    The most common german street is the „Feldweg“. Or what americans call it: high way. Got the same amount of bumps

  • @fahrdynamikjk

    @fahrdynamikjk

    4 жыл бұрын

    Any way you can drive much faster on the Feldweg because there never will be Blitzer!

  • @phillipk.6644

    @phillipk.6644

    4 жыл бұрын

    Wahre Worte😂 Die Fahrdecke der deutsche Autobahnen ist wie ein Samtener Teppich im Vergleich zu allen ausländischen Highways oder ähnlichem...

  • @Blackhole48

    @Blackhole48

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@fahrdynamikjk that thinking was giving me my first point ^^

  • @paulk.2245

    @paulk.2245

    4 жыл бұрын

    Hahahahahaha

  • @stadtaffelandei6380

    @stadtaffelandei6380

    4 жыл бұрын

    Fahrdynamik JK But sä polliehs mait überhol ju saddnli änd ju schitt jor pänts bicohs säi didnt luk leik polliehs. Sis häppnd tu mieh änd Ei 🍳 olmoust häd än äksident bicohs Ei 🍳 wos sou schockt!

  • @mrworldwide2722
    @mrworldwide27224 жыл бұрын

    I love germany..i was once in ausfahrt, the biggest city in germany!

  • @Slazlo-Brovnik

    @Slazlo-Brovnik

    4 жыл бұрын

    Did you know that "Ausfahrt" has an equally larger french partner-city called "Sortie"?

  • @mrworldwide2722

    @mrworldwide2722

    4 жыл бұрын

    Völl Däpp damn..did not know that. You learn something new everyday!

  • @MrVibriocholerae

    @MrVibriocholerae

    4 жыл бұрын

    in Greece you have the massive city "ΕΞΟΔΟΣ"

  • @jochenstacker7448

    @jochenstacker7448

    4 жыл бұрын

    Ausfart is ok, but Einfart really hurts.

  • @robdb15

    @robdb15

    4 жыл бұрын

    i legit thougt this was a city when i was like 6 i was driving trough germany and saying to my parents like damn thats a large city

  • @Logxnxx
    @Logxnxx4 жыл бұрын

    As a german, I can confirm that this video is accurate

  • @crazylector

    @crazylector

    3 жыл бұрын

    Also as a german i can confirm that this statement is accurate aswell.

  • @tthetlp3733

    @tthetlp3733

    3 жыл бұрын

    As german, i can not confirm that neither the video nor the statement is accurate, both lack important information about the Schulterblick!

  • @Dom._.1609

    @Dom._.1609

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@tthetlp3733 As a german i can confirm this

  • @gustavabensberg4260

    @gustavabensberg4260

    3 жыл бұрын

    As a German i dont understand why we're still speaking english if everyone here is german

  • @100procent2

    @100procent2

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@crazylector As a someone who life here 7 years I can say it isn't how most germans drive 😂 It's rare when germans know drive rules and use them 😂 And I'm not even joking.

  • @bayareaomg
    @bayareaomg4 жыл бұрын

    Normal people: don't die Germans: don't die because it'll inconvenience others😂

  • @Ghrostillo

    @Ghrostillo

    4 жыл бұрын

    DONT SAY GERMANS ARE NOT NORMAL PEOPLE BECAUSE EVERY PEOPLES IS DIFFERENT (AND GERMAN IS BETTER BTW)

  • @blakstar600

    @blakstar600

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@Ghrostillo bro what? Chill out is a meme are you 12 ?

  • @Ghrostillo

    @Ghrostillo

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@blakstar600 Nein nein nein! Das ist VERBOTEN, soll ich die Polizei rufen?!

  • @dermaex891

    @dermaex891

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@blakstar600 it's a joke...

  • @misterlove6225

    @misterlove6225

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@Ghrostillo xD

  • @joshuamuller9705
    @joshuamuller97054 жыл бұрын

    All the German speaking driving instructors: "JEDER RICHTUNGSWECHSEL IST ANZUZEIGEN!"

  • @absolutedisease1699

    @absolutedisease1699

    4 жыл бұрын

    Und wer vergißt einen Richtungswechsel anzuzeigen, ist sofort anzuzeigen.

  • @joshuamuller9705

    @joshuamuller9705

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@absolutedisease1699 also alle BMW Fahrer?😄

  • @GomzeYT

    @GomzeYT

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@joshuamuller9705 bmw fahrer hier, und ich boxe alle die keinen richtungswechsel anzeigen...das gleiche gilt beim kreisverkehr...auf 5cm drauf fahren tue ich als bmw fahrer natürlich trotzdem grüße

  • @joshuamuller9705

    @joshuamuller9705

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@GomzeYT richtig so is ja auch nur n internet chliché. Und die hass ich am meisten, die beim kreisverkehr nicht anzeigen🙄

  • @stayfr00sty13

    @stayfr00sty13

    4 жыл бұрын

    Joshua Müller Anzeige ist raus

  • @sebastianeiselt37
    @sebastianeiselt374 жыл бұрын

    Hans get ze flammenwerfer, there is ä linksspurschleicher!

  • @moneyscarti

    @moneyscarti

    4 жыл бұрын

    Sebastian Eiselt wo?😂

  • @motschga

    @motschga

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@moneyscarti Leider überall...

  • @factoryrider9537

    @factoryrider9537

    4 жыл бұрын

    Hahahaha der Kommentar ist zu gut 😂😂

  • @Ben-cl4do

    @Ben-cl4do

    4 жыл бұрын

    Digga zis is kåld MITTELSPURSCHLEICHER

  • @kuttispielt7801

    @kuttispielt7801

    4 жыл бұрын

    Cooler Dude Linksspurschleicher sind schlimmer die kann man garnicht überholen

  • @spikezzknight3436
    @spikezzknight34364 жыл бұрын

    You didn’t say that we have one more type of streets in Germany the BAUSTELLEN

  • @stingraytt330

    @stingraytt330

    4 жыл бұрын

    Yeah they contain like 99% of the Autobahn.

  • @AlphaHorst

    @AlphaHorst

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@stingraytt330 but only the way you want to go, never the opposite way!

  • @helyushd6943

    @helyushd6943

    3 жыл бұрын

    Kennen sie Deutschland? Im Süden die Berge, im Norden das Meer. Und dazwischen: Teer. Aber gibt es wirklich nur Teer? Es gibt doch noch mehr! Ja genau: Stau. (Gedicht von Mark Uwe Kling)

  • @niklasfischer1781

    @niklasfischer1781

    3 жыл бұрын

    Die traurige Wahrheit

  • @katzenland9374

    @katzenland9374

    3 жыл бұрын

    And the Baustellen never finished

  • @3KLANGMUSIC
    @3KLANGMUSIC4 жыл бұрын

    Me: this will be a serious shortclip for how to drive in Germany. Him: Hallo! Sis video will shou ju hau tu dreif in Dschermenee

  • @bluewidow6857

    @bluewidow6857

    3 жыл бұрын

    The English Translation was sponsored by the Deutsche Bahn.

  • @lennartbunnefeld8819

    @lennartbunnefeld8819

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@bluewidow6857 8 Monate später und die korrekte Übersetzung ist noch nicht da....

  • @ballinbart2436
    @ballinbart24364 жыл бұрын

    You forgot to inform them about ze very important SCHULTERBLICK

  • @muhschaf

    @muhschaf

    4 жыл бұрын

    Srsly this shit is no joke at all. ESPECIALY on the German Autobahn, there are some types of lunatics they are so damn fast you will have no time to react in any Way. And honestly it's not worth to kill anyone for a friggin joke video.

  • @HowdyHartholz

    @HowdyHartholz

    4 жыл бұрын

    You mean the shoulder view

  • @muhschaf

    @muhschaf

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@HowdyHartholz nope it's zhe SCHULTERBLICK!

  • @denisdurakovic5192

    @denisdurakovic5192

    4 жыл бұрын

    It is here 3:21

  • @josebau8267

    @josebau8267

    4 жыл бұрын

    INNENSPIEGEL, AUßENSPIEGEL, SCHULTERBLICK for maximum safety (...and efficiency)

  • @lk101010
    @lk1010104 жыл бұрын

    Danke für dieses Internetautobahnfahrsicherheitsinstruktionsvideoupload!

  • @Blast-Forward

    @Blast-Forward

    4 жыл бұрын

    Upload, der (m.) GRAMMER is importent!

  • @P8qzxnxfP85xZ2H3wDRV

    @P8qzxnxfP85xZ2H3wDRV

    4 жыл бұрын

    "-upload" war eins zu viel.

  • @Screenload

    @Screenload

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@P8qzxnxfP85xZ2H3wDRV oder einfach "diesen" :-D

  • @yiumyoumsan6997

    @yiumyoumsan6997

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@Blast-Forward ist*

  • @karlrodiger7580

    @karlrodiger7580

    4 жыл бұрын

    @Mirko_Z Nein, dieser bezieht sich immer auf das letzte Wort. In diesem Fall ist es jedoch ein englisches und daher ohne ein grammatisches Geschlecht. Man kann also alle benutzen

  • @Kzzyn1990
    @Kzzyn19904 жыл бұрын

    In Germany you just don't simply say "Ich hab' keinen Hunger" to your Oma!

  • @King_of_Meruvia

    @King_of_Meruvia

    4 жыл бұрын

    And than she will slap in your face..

  • @being5013

    @being5013

    3 жыл бұрын

    It would be very inconvientient

  • @matthiasbohm2593

    @matthiasbohm2593

    3 жыл бұрын

    True, if you dare to say to your Oma "Ich hab' keinen Hunger" you'll find yourself in a situation badder than Katniss were facing in the Hunger Games.

  • @alexanderd6793

    @alexanderd6793

    3 жыл бұрын

    Slippers turn homing when you say that.

  • @lovrito2008

    @lovrito2008

    7 ай бұрын

    You must say "Ich habe" and not "Ich Hab'"! Otherwise you could cause a misunderstanding which would mean that people would not do what you want which will waste a lot of time and money!!!

  • @azazel2596
    @azazel25963 жыл бұрын

    Normal People: "Dont die loved ones will miss you:" Germans: "Dont die that costs us productivity!"

  • @georgobergfell
    @georgobergfell4 жыл бұрын

    1:10 the following does not apply for BMW drivers.

  • @rtepsutlaf

    @rtepsutlaf

    4 жыл бұрын

    Stimmt 100%! 😀

  • @Filip-nx9jv

    @Filip-nx9jv

    4 жыл бұрын

    Why??

  • @konstantinorevic7754

    @konstantinorevic7754

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@Filip-nx9jv cause there is not such a thing in a BMW cars

  • @danielson1989

    @danielson1989

    4 жыл бұрын

    I'm BMW driver and I yell at others that do not use them

  • @konstantinorevic7754

    @konstantinorevic7754

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@danielson1989 You upgraded your BMW with a switch? Nice job bro

  • @hypernova3527
    @hypernova35274 жыл бұрын

    2:14 to 2:23 That's the most german thing I've ever heard

  • @stylterio4053

    @stylterio4053

    4 жыл бұрын

    Its a fact. To make a crash is uneffizient!

  • @WizardPJfan
    @WizardPJfan4 жыл бұрын

    Easy: 1. You find the Autobahn 2. You hope you don’t get hit by a lunatic in a BMW, Audi, Porsche or anything else fast 3. You hope you don’t get into a ‘Stau’, I’ve been in one twice and it took ages!

  • @waleed172

    @waleed172

    4 жыл бұрын

    Bmw

  • @WizardPJfan

    @WizardPJfan

    4 жыл бұрын

    Waleed172HD Whoops imma change that now

  • @waleed172

    @waleed172

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@WizardPJfan 😂

  • @crayor6971

    @crayor6971

    4 жыл бұрын

    Only two times in a 'Stau' ? Lucky boy

  • @WizardPJfan

    @WizardPJfan

    4 жыл бұрын

    Crayor Cryharder That was on one trip from Stuttgart. I haven’t been in Germany since.

  • @adialbano5499
    @adialbano54994 жыл бұрын

    Thank you Oma

  • @SpeedComparer

    @SpeedComparer

    4 жыл бұрын

    This video was sponsored by Oma

  • @Jodio-Joestar

    @Jodio-Joestar

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@SpeedComparer what about Opa?

  • @nightride8214

    @nightride8214

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@Jodio-Joestar died from corona (the beer)

  • @kriste7443
    @kriste74434 жыл бұрын

    Fernando Alonso, the best German driver of all time.

  • @janibba5839

    @janibba5839

    4 жыл бұрын

    Kimi Räikkönen

  • @Luis-cr1tw

    @Luis-cr1tw

    Жыл бұрын

    😁😁yeah

  • @cliproyal8771
    @cliproyal87713 жыл бұрын

    I was in "Umleitung" the largest city in Germany

  • @robgoodsight6216

    @robgoodsight6216

    3 жыл бұрын

    😭🤣😭🤣😭🤣😭🤣

  • @Rico-oz4ct

    @Rico-oz4ct

    3 жыл бұрын

    I love it there, it's right next to Ausfahrt

  • @robgoodsight6216

    @robgoodsight6216

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@Rico-oz4ct hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

  • @hsaidinsan6345

    @hsaidinsan6345

    3 жыл бұрын

    Das tut 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @simonlieb3674
    @simonlieb36744 жыл бұрын

    3:15 Drive-Not-Permission-Hier-Ne... Ich schmeiß mich weg😂😂

  • @Johnny-ue6hg
    @Johnny-ue6hg4 жыл бұрын

    Im german and i totally agree with you

  • @Johnny-ue6hg

    @Johnny-ue6hg

    4 жыл бұрын

    @POISON You know that every country on the world get invaded by muslims!

  • @Engineer9736

    @Engineer9736

    4 жыл бұрын

    Traffic has nothing to do with opinions. If everyone drove by the rules and not their personal opinions, then this instructional video wouldn’t be needed.

  • @AS-wq2eh

    @AS-wq2eh

    4 жыл бұрын

    b8e71fcbe2e195c67d8d16734013d20f Omg r/woooosh

  • @thearchibaldtuttle

    @thearchibaldtuttle

    4 жыл бұрын

    POISON it‘s cultural enrichement and should be embraced!

  • @Milicevic1987

    @Milicevic1987

    4 жыл бұрын

    Hans, the most german name ever.

  • @julivesna
    @julivesna4 жыл бұрын

    Kimi Raikkonen, Fernando Alonso...all of them are German 🤣

  • @DavidLangeYU91

    @DavidLangeYU91

    4 жыл бұрын

    I laughed do damn hard, when he mentioned Fernando Alonso. :,D

  • @rhatala27

    @rhatala27

    4 жыл бұрын

    Bwoah

  • @Luca-vl6ep

    @Luca-vl6ep

    4 жыл бұрын

    Sag mal insta

  • @acgm046

    @acgm046

    4 жыл бұрын

    "All of them... are... German." 😆

  • @prinzmarcusvonabfahrt7637

    @prinzmarcusvonabfahrt7637

    4 жыл бұрын

    Luca171202 Gönn dir Bruder

  • @dragobruder6328
    @dragobruder63284 жыл бұрын

    I BOUGHT THE WHOLE SPEEDOMETER AND I WILL USE MY WHOLE SPEEDOMETER!

  • @stingraytt330

    @stingraytt330

    3 жыл бұрын

    Me going full throttle downhill with my 65 PS kia, hitting 180 km/h mark.

  • @matthiasbohm2593

    @matthiasbohm2593

    3 жыл бұрын

    You just completed the "Am I German?"-test with 100/100 points. Congratulations.

  • @dragobruder6328

    @dragobruder6328

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@matthiasbohm2593 he lost secret points though. Including driving a BMW while drinking beer

  • @dragobruder6328

    @dragobruder6328

    3 жыл бұрын

    @Android 2990 Version 2.0 wym

  • @mpower4741

    @mpower4741

    2 жыл бұрын

    thats true buddy hahah

  • @petermeuller7355
    @petermeuller73553 жыл бұрын

    Oma: “pack dir was zu essen ein, du fährst durch Brandenburg!“

  • @Idfc_ugh

    @Idfc_ugh

    3 жыл бұрын

    Ich fühle mich so ausgeBRANDENBURG😂😂

  • @humbucker0076
    @humbucker00764 жыл бұрын

    When turning into the road you forgot to do the Schulterblick. You could have killed a pedestrian and wouldn't have passed your driving test. Please hand in your Personalausweis, you're not longer worthy enough to be German.

  • @SpeedComparer

    @SpeedComparer

    4 жыл бұрын

    I am sorry, ofcourse I will hand it over and excile myself.

  • @witp7928

    @witp7928

    4 жыл бұрын

    Speed Comparer the dying of this pedestrian will cause inconvenience to other people, please do not kill pedestrians.

  • @girlwiththegreenhair

    @girlwiththegreenhair

    3 жыл бұрын

    Führerschein im Lotto gewonnen oder was?

  • @williamfien-thies5477
    @williamfien-thies54774 жыл бұрын

    IDK why this was in my reccomandations but nice!

  • @SpeedComparer

    @SpeedComparer

    4 жыл бұрын

    High Five!

  • @UltraSuperDuperFreak

    @UltraSuperDuperFreak

    4 жыл бұрын

    Dont worry, owner of the channel still doesn understand why either ! :P

  • @merbuhk
    @merbuhk3 жыл бұрын

    "We are proud of our German Racing Heritage. Michael Schumacher, Ralf Schumacher, Kimi Raikkonen, Fernando Alonso, all of them are German." Sebastian Vettel is crying somewhere in his new Aston Martin.

  • @ebrgenetik1306

    @ebrgenetik1306

    2 жыл бұрын

    I thought the same xD

  • @crispusaka7744

    @crispusaka7744

    2 жыл бұрын

    Is kimi raikonnen german?! Never knew that tought he was from finland or denmark orso

  • @merbuhk

    @merbuhk

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@crispusaka7744 You missed the joke my friend!😂

  • @fredflintstone7840

    @fredflintstone7840

    2 жыл бұрын

    Don’t forget Lewis Hamilton 😂

  • @kubasuveetzky8602
    @kubasuveetzky86022 жыл бұрын

    "And after you die, people at your office will have to look for replacement, and you create inconvenience for so many people with your dying" I love this

  • @patrik9745
    @patrik97454 жыл бұрын

    How to drive in germany Autobahn: full throttle, no brakes 10 meters after Autobahn: full break cuz there is a speeding camera

  • @bananenklops9738

    @bananenklops9738

    4 жыл бұрын

    Manche glauben anscheinend wirklich, dass auf der Autobahn nicht geblitzt wird

  • @maxburger566

    @maxburger566

    4 жыл бұрын

    Bananenklops naja wenn es unbegrenzt ist dann können die da ja schlecht blitzen

  • @carlsjr.74

    @carlsjr.74

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@bananenklops9738 Also ich kann nur für den Kreis München reden aber bei uns ist dass in der Tat so ....

  • @chrisCKDE

    @chrisCKDE

    4 жыл бұрын

    B3 bei Marburg vor cappel richtung norden 4 blitzer nach 300m von dem 100 schild. Davor ist unbegrenzt und es geht in eine Kurve direkt danach kommen die Blitzer. Knapp an Punkten vorbei mit 119km/h. Bin da mit ein paar Audis und 250 sachen in die Kurve gebrettert und schon ging das Gewitter los.

  • @Skyl3t0n

    @Skyl3t0n

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@bananenklops9738 aufbauseminar lässt grüßen man... 21 zu viel...

  • @p1yaan
    @p1yaan4 жыл бұрын

    Why are you eating on the autobahn whilst driving? If a popel in an Opel crashes in front of you then, you'll not be able to make an emergency maneuver. Also, unwarranted movements of the wheel mean, more resistance and, more resistance means that, you're using 0.00001l more fuel and that's inefficient.

  • @BIRKERBOYZ
    @BIRKERBOYZ4 жыл бұрын

    Fahrverbot. That means: Drive not permission! .. joa. Nh. 😂

  • @Berthold.6743
    @Berthold.67434 жыл бұрын

    1:15 YOU MUST ALWAYS USE UR BLINKER FOR MAXIMUM ACCURACY!!! Lachflash

  • @MrCheeseBoi_1986

    @MrCheeseBoi_1986

    Жыл бұрын

    His message to BMW drivers and the manufacturers

  • @p.-buy

    @p.-buy

    Жыл бұрын

    The word "Blinker" doesn't exists! The right word is Fahrtrichtungsanzeiger!!!☝ May be, in english you understand it, when you hear "direction indicator"? 🤔

  • @keisuketakahasi4584
    @keisuketakahasi45844 жыл бұрын

    dont forget that people love to drive 160 in a staight but for every small corner brake to 30 and dont know what engine braking is

  • @grmpf

    @grmpf

    4 жыл бұрын

    Also, nobody ever knows what the speed limit is when they see a Blitzer and thus everyone breaks to below 100 in a 120 stretch.

  • @RealitaetsverweigererDerAmpel

    @RealitaetsverweigererDerAmpel

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@grmpf außerdem gibt's noch die Spezialisten, die 70 auf der Landstraße fahren und wenn man dann in eine Stadt kommt, wo das Tempolimit 50 ist, fahren sie immer noch 70.. ich mein wo ist der Sinn dabei, so zu fahren? Wissen die nicht dass ihr Auto schneller als 70 fahren kann? Und in der Stadt mit 20 drüber geblitzt zu werden kostet auch mehr, als auf der Landstraße mit 20 drüber geblitzt zu werden, also ist es einfach die schlechtmöglichste Art Auto zu fahren, da versteh ich ja noch die Schnarcher mehr, die einfach überall Arsch langsam fahren (auch sehr nervig). Und solche Leute hab ich dann auch noch immer dann vorne dran, wenn ich zur Arbeit fahren muss und spät dran bin (ich weiß, ich weiß, das ist für einen Deutschen eine Schande, Arbeit ist das wichtigste und ich sollte immer mindestens 1 Stunde Zeitpuffer einplanen😂)

  • @stingraytt330

    @stingraytt330

    4 жыл бұрын

    Engine braking is an old way of protecting your brakes from overheating. As new brakes are way more powerful, you don't need engine braking anymore, except when driving downhill. Because actually engine braking isn't that nice for your engine...

  • @stingraytt330

    @stingraytt330

    3 жыл бұрын

    @Phelan How should that be bad for your gearbox?? Maybe if you instantly drop the clutch and let the gear crush in. But who does this?! Well yeah its annoying to get the dust of your rims if you wanna clean them, but that isn't really a thing for me, because of going to Nordschleife several times every year and after that I need to clean everything anyway.

  • @kenanjusufbasic4373
    @kenanjusufbasic43733 жыл бұрын

    In germany we call him an "Ehrenmann"

  • @lutenic6111
    @lutenic61113 жыл бұрын

    "You should always use you Blinkers for MAXIMUM ACCURACY!!!!!" Me: But what about BMW drivers!

  • @imperiallegatus395
    @imperiallegatus3953 жыл бұрын

    1:56 *aggressive shifting*

  • @Mindkiller9669
    @Mindkiller96694 жыл бұрын

    On the Landstraße you can also drive as fast as you can, u just dont have to get caught xD

  • @husabergpower4700
    @husabergpower47004 жыл бұрын

    Wenn you drive in "alle Richtungen", you never come an. :-)

  • @Blast-Forward

    @Blast-Forward

    4 жыл бұрын

    Alle Richtungen is my favorite taun in Germany

  • @husabergpower4700

    @husabergpower4700

    4 жыл бұрын

    ...just behind Bielefeld.

  • @Skyl3t0n

    @Skyl3t0n

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@husabergpower4700 There is no such town as bielefield. Where did u get that name from and *Where is your current location?*

  • @tlrf1

    @tlrf1

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@Skyl3t0n current location: Bielefeld

  • @beatekreuzer5025
    @beatekreuzer50253 жыл бұрын

    Man, this comment section is even better than the video. I was looking for a funny short clip before work. Was almost disappointed after your intro. Started laughing a little later. Then I got into the comments. Now I'm an hour late. (Thankfully I'm my own boss)

  • @fr3ze_
    @fr3ze_3 жыл бұрын

    youtube: here watch this video of a german teaching how to drive in germany germans: Zugriff!

  • @guilhermerossler7208
    @guilhermerossler72084 жыл бұрын

    His English German accent is so funny! 😂

  • @moritzmoritz3449

    @moritzmoritz3449

    4 жыл бұрын

    Witsch äkzent?!

  • @Slazlo-Brovnik

    @Slazlo-Brovnik

    4 жыл бұрын

    Ei zink he schpiks Äkzent-frii

  • @niklasschindler9244

    @niklasschindler9244

    4 жыл бұрын

    Er war im Ammiland ich denk mal das ist ein Joke

  • @Slazlo-Brovnik

    @Slazlo-Brovnik

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@niklasschindler9244 No way!

  • @leventislami5104

    @leventislami5104

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@Slazlo-Brovnik 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @saleendriver
    @saleendriver4 жыл бұрын

    German racing heritage.......that one had me almost choke I laughed so hard.

  • @danielp.1594
    @danielp.15943 жыл бұрын

    "[...] you have inconveniented a lot of people with your dying." Mortality rate: *0*

  • @ChatDuTiex
    @ChatDuTiex4 жыл бұрын

    "You have to go on the left lane ONLY when you're overtaking" TEACH THIS IN FRANCE PLEASE

  • @wessenwolf

    @wessenwolf

    4 жыл бұрын

    It kinda confuses me that this is not as strict of a rule in other countries. It makes everything so much easier

  • @vaitownexus4935

    @vaitownexus4935

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@wessenwolf i think its because the speed difference isnt as high as in germany.

  • @benjisop
    @benjisop4 жыл бұрын

    2:40 "speeding everywhere" oooooops

  • @Loothansa

    @Loothansa

    4 жыл бұрын

    Keep in mind speeding means more than 20 kmh over the speed limit. 10 kmh over is mandatory.

  • @benjisop

    @benjisop

    4 жыл бұрын

    OPHeckler I usually speed between 30 and 40 over the limit 😅

  • @kerimdizdarevic888

    @kerimdizdarevic888

    4 жыл бұрын

    benjisop Normal day, Saturday past Midnight + 90 and more haha

  • @sadigov
    @sadigov4 жыл бұрын

    How Swiss Germans hear the instructions: - Autobahn no speed limit: you drive 100 on the left lane! - Everywhere else: you drive 20 below posted speed limit. People should leave home early enough to account for potential delays! Gruetzi mittenand!!!

  • @dario18195

    @dario18195

    4 жыл бұрын

    Was sind dänn "swiss germans"😂

  • @grmpf

    @grmpf

    4 жыл бұрын

    Swiss people are never late because timepieces are ubiquitous and because, when they do anything, they always leave significant potential for faster movement in case of any unforeseen delay, which never happens, because planning is meticulous and all-encompassing.

  • @dario18195

    @dario18195

    4 жыл бұрын

    @Young Pappy noch nie gehört

  • @dario18195

    @dario18195

    4 жыл бұрын

    @Young Pappy ach so da stand einfach ein e zuviel

  • @nootics

    @nootics

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@dario18195 Swiss Germans = Deutschschweizer, weil wir budget Franzosen im Westen und paar italiener im Südosten haben xd

  • @marlajacques6947
    @marlajacques69474 жыл бұрын

    Wow this guy is so underrated! I laughed so hard and I miss driving in Germany 😄

  • @GetgainzDe
    @GetgainzDe4 жыл бұрын

    Germany Road rule: Drive 50 when it says 30, 70 when 50, 100 when 70, 130+ on everything else

  • @sashakazmar6142

    @sashakazmar6142

    4 жыл бұрын

    Schlauer in 3 Minuten - Fitness Fakten it’s same in America 🤣

  • @stingraytt330

    @stingraytt330

    4 жыл бұрын

    Would be a dream, but sadly like 65% of the drivers are fucking Schleichers! They always drive 80 when it is 100, and doesn't matter if it gets 60, they continue with driving 80...

  • @SawChaser

    @SawChaser

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@stingraytt330 no braking for maximum fuel efficiency

  • @Askhat08

    @Askhat08

    3 жыл бұрын

    Same in Russia. Speed is limited to 60 in cities but everyone drive 80.

  • @xarakar

    @xarakar

    3 жыл бұрын

    100 in a 70erZone will give you a Punkt in Flensburg! Don't do that. Also - I worked on the ambulance. All Jokes away: Please do never overspeed. It is very dangerous and it doesn't make you cooler. I have seen people half-dead in crashed Cars. You don't want to be responsible for killing someone in a car Crash.

  • @sharoncarter4086
    @sharoncarter40864 жыл бұрын

    I love this, you are so funny!!!!!! 💙 💜 From Sharon in England 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

  • @SpeedComparer

    @SpeedComparer

    4 жыл бұрын

    This is not for funny, Sharon in England.

  • @sharoncarter4086

    @sharoncarter4086

    4 жыл бұрын

    💜💙💜

  • @joker3502
    @joker35024 жыл бұрын

    Unreal how he nails our accent! 🇩🇪

  • @zoltankiss1533
    @zoltankiss15334 жыл бұрын

    We are proud of our Racing drivers: Micheal Schumacher, Ralf Schumacher, *Kimi Raikkönen* and *Fernando Alonso* . All of the are German. XDDDD

  • @Clavor
    @Clavor3 жыл бұрын

    Wichtig zur Autobahn, wenn du denkst du bist der schnellste, kommt immer ein Kombi der dir Lichthupe bei 250 Km/h gibt und dir das Gegenteil beweist.

  • @georgepetkov9044
    @georgepetkov90444 жыл бұрын

    I miss the educational videos like that one. Thanks now i can drive the RIGHT way like a german.

  • @Zstray17
    @Zstray174 жыл бұрын

    OMG I cried from laughing and remembering my Oma at the same time! I miss her.

  • @makejas0
    @makejas04 жыл бұрын

    2:32 SCHULTERBLICK

  • @LiKEZzZ
    @LiKEZzZ3 жыл бұрын

    Meine Präsentation im Englisch Unterricht "This is the AUTOBAHN"

  • @Kaersyx
    @Kaersyx4 жыл бұрын

    Nobody: Absolutely Nobody: Not a single Soul: Germans when English people speaks German in a Video: ZUGRIFF!

  • @nf_prod7522
    @nf_prod75224 жыл бұрын

    I just cought myself reading the comments in his accent. I think I need to go to sleep now.

  • @TheWhiteMerc_
    @TheWhiteMerc_4 ай бұрын

    thank you for the tips. And road knowledge

  • @playz6449
    @playz64493 жыл бұрын

    Ahahahhaha holy shit this might be the hardest i laughed to a german made video. Hervorragend gemacht digga! Subscribed! Do some more Germany introduction videos like this, I'm new in DE.

  • @niku4154
    @niku41544 жыл бұрын

    I love how in the background theres the "Hoch Heidecksburg Marsch" blasting. Herrlich Haha

  • @leonlubkemann331
    @leonlubkemann3314 жыл бұрын

    2:33 That‘s what we Call the „Schulterblick“

  • @TheKnutin
    @TheKnutin3 жыл бұрын

    Love these 'How To...' videos! 👍

  • @kevinmuller385
    @kevinmuller3854 жыл бұрын

    Das erste Video dass ich von dir sehe und direkt das witzigste „englische“ Video seit langem ich bin gestorben vor lachen😂 Direkt like und sub

  • @RexusprimeIX
    @RexusprimeIX4 жыл бұрын

    This is actually a pretty informative video. So many people don't know what a blinker is and that you should always drive on the right lane, and only go on the left when overtaking a car in front of you.

  • @p.-buy

    @p.-buy

    Жыл бұрын

    The word "Blinker" doesn't exists! The right word is Fahrtrichtungsanzeiger!!!☝ May be, in english you understand it, when you hear "direction indicator"? 🤔

  • @RexusprimeIX

    @RexusprimeIX

    Жыл бұрын

    @@p.-buy Ok and why does this matter? I said people don't know "what a bilnker is", not "what the word blinker means".

  • @p.-buy

    @p.-buy

    Жыл бұрын

    @@RexusprimeIX , my words are only this art of german humor like in this video ;-) only a joke from myself about the extremly long words in the german language ;-)

  • @zara3154
    @zara31543 жыл бұрын

    😂 As a foreigner this is the first video that made me laugh so hard, now we know how to drive ( bloody foreigners) 😝 yes, i live in Germany since 2017 and i love this country and the people.

  • @carlbernbeck6161
    @carlbernbeck61613 жыл бұрын

    This is a quite accurate video. But more accurate would be that the most Germans do NOT stay in the right lane, they think it’s only for Trucks and Busses.

  • @LarkspeedNL

    @LarkspeedNL

    Жыл бұрын

    not true

  • @lovrito2008

    @lovrito2008

    7 ай бұрын

    *americans

  • @blaueseele4240
    @blaueseele42404 жыл бұрын

    3:14 "Drive not permission hier" lul da hab ich mich weggehauen ^^

  • @vietdriver
    @vietdriver4 жыл бұрын

    2:27 overtaking on the left lane is important. The Vietnamese drive on the right side of the road but they overtake on the right too which means they overtake on the motorcycle lane

  • @windyfairy
    @windyfairy3 жыл бұрын

    finally youtube is recommending me German videos while im in Munich

  • @jonimariecase762
    @jonimariecase762 Жыл бұрын

    Such an Educational Video 💃 🎶 📹 it's CALM!!!!!!! and RELAXINGGGGGGG!!!!! I've learned so much🍄

  • @lucaizda38
    @lucaizda383 жыл бұрын

    Thank you, that was really entertaining

  • @MA-nz7je
    @MA-nz7je4 жыл бұрын

    Herrlich 😂😂😂

  • @witp7928
    @witp79284 жыл бұрын

    Me explaining to my family and friends how to drive correctly

  • @bilalk8866
    @bilalk88663 жыл бұрын

    This is one of the best videos i have seen this year yes watching in 2k21

  • @DileepKumar-do3fx
    @DileepKumar-do3fx3 жыл бұрын

    oh mann... the intro was amazing and the whole video gives confidence to drive in germany

  • @Mojo2996
    @Mojo29963 жыл бұрын

    As a german, this is perfect and could be one of those old video cassette you watched in driving lessons for the theory part of your exam lol and his aggressiv SCHULTERBLICK is so on point. Unfortunately he didnt explained the importance off mentioned SCHULTERBLICK and the inconveniencem off other people in case of your death. 2/5.

  • @mpower4741

    @mpower4741

    2 жыл бұрын

    if you turn right: 1. Check inside mirror 2. Check exterior mirror 3. THEN SCHULTERBLICK!!!! at my driving test i have done Schulterblick and also looked in the eyes of the "testing guy" hahahaha. he was likeeeee dont look at me!!!!

  • @moritz452
    @moritz4523 жыл бұрын

    "lettuce begin"

  • @Sleeperknot
    @Sleeperknot4 жыл бұрын

    Brought back a lot of memories of my share of driving in the autobahn, 12-15 years ago!

  • @wwg.07
    @wwg.072 жыл бұрын

    I love this funny video, lol xD. Thank 4 the information über Driving in Germany.

  • @fk_draco
    @fk_draco4 жыл бұрын

    Dieses Denglisch ist ne wundervolle Unterhaltung😂

  • @FriedrichBarb
    @FriedrichBarb4 жыл бұрын

    Hoch Heidecksburg Marsch in background lol nice *DO IT RIGHT!!!*

  • @fhy2972
    @fhy29723 жыл бұрын

    that is very educational, thank you

  • @MagicMasterComments
    @MagicMasterComments3 жыл бұрын

    Einfach nur geil! Gutes Video

  • @kuhmilch
    @kuhmilch4 жыл бұрын

    DAT ENGLISCH! I believe I spider. His english is not the yellow from egg.

  • @buzza7840
    @buzza78404 жыл бұрын

    I AM SIRST!!

  • @DragoCubX

    @DragoCubX

    4 жыл бұрын

    The very first "first" comment I ever liked. Wish I could givve you more than one

  • @Blast-Forward

    @Blast-Forward

    4 жыл бұрын

    I understood you were sirsty, don't trink and treif!

  • @stadtaffelandei6380

    @stadtaffelandei6380

    4 жыл бұрын

    Here, please: 🍺

  • @timxd86

    @timxd86

    4 жыл бұрын

    PROST 🍻

  • @OkimeOlvx
    @OkimeOlvx4 жыл бұрын

    Haha, nice video! You gotta love this guy! 😃

  • @olsmokey5256
    @olsmokey52563 жыл бұрын

    Great video Man!!🤣

  • @HappyBanana869
    @HappyBanana8694 жыл бұрын

    no one can compete with Oma👌🏽😂

  • @lylly2296
    @lylly22964 жыл бұрын

    Before you got a driver license you need FAHRRADFÜHRERSCHEIN

  • @stuckovstuck
    @stuckovstuck4 жыл бұрын

    I am german and I really appreciate this friendly person

  • @PanaysCFSSR
    @PanaysCFSSR4 жыл бұрын

    I really really liked the video because you did NOT mention Sebastiend Vettel when you were talking about your racing heritage

  • @bobbytv1025
    @bobbytv10253 жыл бұрын

    Die Mukke macht mich fertig xDDDD

  • @numbereightyseven
    @numbereightyseven4 жыл бұрын

    I've gotta say, you did look seriously a bit nervous when in the autobahn left lane.

  • @SpeedComparer

    @SpeedComparer

    4 жыл бұрын

    65HP is the reason for that

  • @muhschaf

    @muhschaf

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@SpeedComparer what you are allowed to drive with THAT on the glorious Autobahn? I have to ask the TÜV about this.

  • @Badtaste21

    @Badtaste21

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@muhschaf You don't have to ask them, because it already has the TÜV Prüfplakette.

  • @TechnoThomas
    @TechnoThomas3 жыл бұрын

    This is pure gold!!!

  • @Klopfsalat11
    @Klopfsalat113 жыл бұрын

    What a nice and kind Oma 😊

  • @philiphintze8744
    @philiphintze87444 жыл бұрын

    But einhändig fahren is also a no go my lieber scholli

  • @dieterlang3967
    @dieterlang39674 жыл бұрын

    😂 Oma will always make you something to eat 😂

  • @donaldthompson7766
    @donaldthompson77663 жыл бұрын

    Facts, we need this.

  • @madLphnt
    @madLphnt3 жыл бұрын

    This is fuckin hilarious man, i didn't known what i clicked on until it was too late. Got me, had to watch it all, brilliant.

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