In the state of Washington you can turn left on a red light as long as it's a one way street.

@SpeedComparer

5 жыл бұрын

Michael Crites God bless the state of Washington!

@asevado

5 жыл бұрын

Then what's the point of the traffic light? What's the point of the traffic light in general? Build some roundabouts.

@TruckerMike089

5 жыл бұрын

@@asevado Well to be honest man I do not like roundabouts. I see more accidents in them than I do in an intersection. Plus not to mention the fact that trying to get a semi through is very scary and you're almost hitting both sides trying to drive through them.

@SpeedComparer

5 жыл бұрын

Roundabouts work well throughout europe, ive seen some studies that theyre better for the flow of traffic. But theyve been around for a very long time already and if not having them works for the U.S then I guess no need to change that

@TruckerMike089

5 жыл бұрын

@@SpeedComparer Right I have seen these studies as well and I'm not denying that. From personal experience and observation I've had to many close calls in them just while in my car. Nobody seems to read the signs anymore.

I really like the german marschmusik in the background

@colonelyungblonsk7730

5 жыл бұрын

name of music please

@mzjantler1113

5 жыл бұрын

General Leopold Horchigli Helenen Marsch

@absolutedisease1699

5 жыл бұрын

Next time i want to hear Preußens Gloria.....GET IT RIGHT

@janv.8538

5 жыл бұрын

Das ist der Hoppenstedtsong :d

@ich6885

5 жыл бұрын

@@janv.8538 ICH WILL JETZT ABER MEIN GESCHENK HABEN!

Drive in england, you will find many cars driving towards you.

@adhirizkyputra

5 жыл бұрын

And many car in England look older than Margareth thatcher

@voiceofjava

5 жыл бұрын

@@adhirizkyputra ahahahhaaa... Bisa aja ni

@guerguistoyanov137

5 жыл бұрын

"....many....????" You mean all of them!😂

@aussieausdeutschland4245

5 жыл бұрын

In Britain and Ireland, they drive on the PROPER side Europe and the Americas drive on the WRONG side.

@tomasmalin

5 жыл бұрын

@@aussieausdeutschland4245 actually in EU and USA we drive on the RIGHT side.

Hab mich köstlich amüsiert 😂

@marco0476

5 жыл бұрын

Ben 😂😂

@yvonnejanchen1054

5 жыл бұрын

Ist er jetzt Deutscher odet nicht?

@earningguide4563

5 жыл бұрын

@@yvonnejanchen1054 natürlich

@juanhortelano7379

5 жыл бұрын

ich auch freund !!

@leonrue7549

5 жыл бұрын

Nja, er konnte in anderen Videos nicht richtig deutsch Sprechen. keine Ahnung

Wirklich jedes deutsche Klischee auf die Spitze getrieben, herrlich 😂

@randomus3r32

5 жыл бұрын

Wir haben nicht gesehen ob er weiße Socken und Birkenstock trägt!

@alexatakhanov460

3 жыл бұрын

Idk what this means but it's something cool probably

@thomasdelux7920

2 жыл бұрын

@@alexatakhanov460 yes it is😂😭

In Murica, Manual transmission = anti theft feature

@Slazlo-Brovnik

5 жыл бұрын

Haha!

@dustincomp1814

5 жыл бұрын

Agreed. Polls have shown that in 1980 an average of 29% of Americans did or knew how to efficiently drive manual. In 2005 a mere 12%, and worse yet in 2015 it dropped further to 8% of the population could drive manual H pattern transmissions. That means if you are being car jacked with a manual trans you have a 92% chance they won't be able to even move it lol. I'll take those odds.

@Slazlo-Brovnik

5 жыл бұрын

True. BUT: The Americans are right (I am saying that as a German). Why bother with manual, if there are automated gearboxes available? Especially in City traffic driving with auto is so much more relaxed. It must not be a classic automatic transmission. DSG or even robotized single clutch (such as Peugeots EGS6, a actuated 6 gear gearbox with actuated clutch) are doing the job and shift gears better then 70% of all drivers. And the manual gearbox is getting out of fashion even in Europe. Even in middle class cars often only the base models still have manual.

@dustincomp1814

5 жыл бұрын

@@Slazlo-Brovnik perhaps when I'm older I'll enjoy autos more but for now I find them boring. I enjoy driving the manual H pattern.

@homeofthemad3044

5 жыл бұрын

@@dustincomp1814 If you go on the internet, there are plenty of stories of criminals trying to steal cars, realizing they can't drive manual, and running away.

That "nuh" sound after some words is so german. My german teacher does it all the time

@JCavLP

5 жыл бұрын

That's just how it is, ne

@janek1822

5 жыл бұрын

@@JCavLP 😂

@MichaelDeSanta.

5 жыл бұрын

lmao I do this all the time

@absolutedisease1699

5 жыл бұрын

Can you nothing make, ne.

@fusel

5 жыл бұрын

If you are even older, you say nech and not ne, nech.

This is why I love KZread in the middle of the night

@just_soco2422

5 жыл бұрын

Cf vasile?

@alicalica298

5 жыл бұрын

3am

@alsayedjalal

5 жыл бұрын

@@alicalica298 same right now..

@rpwzh5403

5 жыл бұрын

Good night.

@drmawac

5 жыл бұрын

Sleep vasile sleep

German road rage is honestly the best tbh

@greenbeans995

5 жыл бұрын

Oh my gerd I got a like from him I never been so happy in my life

@eltipoboricua

4 жыл бұрын

You ever been given the John Cena "you can't see me" wave?? I waved back, but they were saying, "you crazy".

Kilometers are more accurate GET IT RIGHT!

@DesertStateNevada

5 жыл бұрын

Der Typ 1 mile is 1.6 kilometers. How on Earth is that more accurate? lol Im European and I use the imperial system cause its more simple for daily life. GET IT RIGHT!!

@affekopp200

5 жыл бұрын

And 1km is 0,621371 Miles, so what's your Point with converting Units back and forth? The Metric System is much better, one example: In metric, one Milliliter of water occupies one cubic centimeter, weighs one gram, and requires one calorie of Energy to heat up by one Degree centigrade, wich is 1 percent of the difference between its freezing Point and its boiling Point. An amount of hydrogen weighing the same amount has exactly one mole of Atoms in it. Whereas in the american System, the answer to "How much Energy does it take to boil a room-temperature gallon of water?" is "Go fuck yourself, because you can't directly relate any of those quantities.

@danberber

5 жыл бұрын

DesertStateInEu Because the metric system is a decimal system of weights and measures it is easy to convert between units (e.g. from millimetres to metres, or grams to kilograms) simply by multiplying or dividing by 10, 100, 1000, etc. Often this is just a case of moving the decimal point to the right or left. 1 km = 1000 meters. 1 meter = 100 cm. 1 cm = 10 millimeters.

@saulgoodman447

5 жыл бұрын

You were trolling that day you wrote the comment, right? :D

@thomasxd

5 жыл бұрын

@@DesertStateNevada dumme sau

Lived in Germany for a couple of years. I looooved driving there. So sane. When I moved back to the US it drove me nuts. People in the left lane when not passing, having NO idea how to use a traffic circle. It was maddening. The other thing I liked over there was the hazard light warning. If you saw a traffic jam ahead on the autobahn, you immediately put on your hazards, the person behind you seeing this, would do the same and so on. Really helps when your doing 130 kph to avoid pile ups.

@calcagnolibero

5 жыл бұрын

The hazard lights thing is the same all over Europe, I didn't know that they don't use in the USA

@davec.3198

5 жыл бұрын

I agree with you on all counts...as an American that loves to drive correctly (and fast). Americans don't pride themselves on being good drivers. They think if they go slower they are safer, and its just not true. I do the hazard thing here in the US. I think it is catching on. I see more and more people doing it. I mostly do it on the highway so i don't get creamed by a truck.

@NS-pf2zc

5 жыл бұрын

Dave C. - Haha, me too on the hazard thing. Also, I didn't know they did that in other European countries.

@windnsea03

5 жыл бұрын

@@calcagnolibero I see the hazards in the US, not super common but from time to time. Maybe it's a European doing it haha.

@IDontHaveAVideo

5 жыл бұрын

Natasha S. The hazard light thing is even used in Mexico.

"Are you german?" "See I so out?" "You hear you so on!" "Yes, I am a washreal German!"

@emirh_1044

4 жыл бұрын

Your english is really not ze yellow of ze egg

@Seeker_420

4 жыл бұрын

Than the Dog becomes crazy in the pan

@skiser7176

4 жыл бұрын

Thats to milk mice

@BadDayLp

3 жыл бұрын

I think i spider

@herrstruppi4948

3 жыл бұрын

Morning hour has gold in the mouth

Einen *deutscheren* Akzent kann man nicht haben. Edit: Krass...850 likes. Ein männliches Herz für euch ^^ 🖤

@SpeedComparer

5 жыл бұрын

*Deutsching Intensifies*

@raptor1513

5 жыл бұрын

@@SpeedComparer this is the accent the people think of why you say "I am german"

@just_soco2422

5 жыл бұрын

Akzente

@QuickIHazZze

5 жыл бұрын

er macht das extra fürs entertainment. Warscheinlich kann er auch besser english reden

@raptor1513

5 жыл бұрын

@@QuickIHazZze deshalb ist es ja so geil 😂

zis is more than 10% of the ze population of Mannheim

@vato6815

5 жыл бұрын

Monnem

@mzjantler1113

5 жыл бұрын

Jonart. MANNHEIM!!

@Kevin-ro4sq

5 жыл бұрын

@@vato6815 get it right!

@vato6815

5 жыл бұрын

@@Kevin-ro4sq warum schreibst du Englisch?

@xKEINEHAENDE

5 жыл бұрын

MONNEEEEM!!!!!!

Dieser Akzent ist auf Deutsche Bahn Niveau...... wenn nichr sogar noch besser XD

@SpeedComparer

5 жыл бұрын

ze next stop is ze flughafen

@K0nst4nt1n96

5 жыл бұрын

If you go too ze Bordbistro you will become a Currywurst.

@tankpenguin175

5 жыл бұрын

@@K0nst4nt1n96 Senk ju for träwelling wiz deutsche Bahn

@tatzecom

5 жыл бұрын

sänk ju for trävelling wis deutsche bahn

@UNDERGROUNDUK1

4 жыл бұрын

Der ist auf Öttinger Niveau 👌🏼😂

i like your accent 😂😂😂🤣🤣🍺

@allaroundets9465

5 жыл бұрын

Same xD

@x132r3

3 жыл бұрын

Pure German 😂

@PESSEN

3 жыл бұрын

Uhm

@Mathe_Baendiger

3 жыл бұрын

Jaja

@barkolito1259

Жыл бұрын

I mean: the pronounciation is not the yellow from the egg...

This is ze fast lane ! Go away! Lol I love your accent bro!

@user-mv5sg6wo8k

5 жыл бұрын

* windshield wiping intensifies

"Why would I give up my phone hand to change gears." - any American

@Flying_Spaghetti_Monster

4 жыл бұрын

Or use the fucking seatbelts.

Heres a pro tip for driving in murica. Get a big truck and down a 6 pack of the best german beer ( Budweiser of course). Tailgate someone doing 10 over the speed limit in the right lane. Overtake them on the double yellow or white with an obligitory middle finger and horn, slam on your brakes to make a right hand turn into walmart.

@VaughnG71

5 жыл бұрын

Nailed it.

@TenMillionYearProgram42

5 жыл бұрын

This, mother of God... THIS!

@LukasVanSiegmund

5 жыл бұрын

Budweiser is originsl Tschechisch Bro... 🤷‍♂️

@davec.3198

5 жыл бұрын

Being in sales..I'm on the road a great deal. #1 tailgater is definitely the pickup truck. All ages of drivers. When you consider how few pickups are in the northeast...this is rather telling of pickup drivers.

@tugger6223

5 жыл бұрын

Budweiser is Cezch ...its fine...Murica got "Pappe"Budweiser Light lol:D

"In exactly 5464 feet... " 👍

@oriolephan

5 жыл бұрын

It is 5280 feet in a mile...

@greenpeacer99

5 жыл бұрын

@@oriolephan doesnt make the system less stupid

@ShadowMcSneaky

2 жыл бұрын

@@oriolephan depents on how big your feet are ;)

😂 The angry German is the best, we need more of him in your videos

I’m not gonna lie, your accent is right down astonishing. Well done! Keep it going!

Population of Germany 82.52 million Population of US 325.7 million There are 45 million cars in Germany There are 263.6 million cars in US German driver's license costs over $2000, after a minimum of 25-45 hours of professional instruction plus 12 hours of theory, and such a license used to be good for life. Cost of getting a Driver's Licence in the US is about $20-$25 with 0 hours professional instruction

@POWERofO7

5 жыл бұрын

In the US the license depends on the state's law. Some states you can get it at 16 and some are 17 or 18. For example I am from Maryland. As a new driver you have to have 60 hours of driving time with an adult, 30hrs of classroom, and 6hrs with a professional instructor. While some states once you hit 16 you are good : /

@regiets1

5 жыл бұрын

​@@POWERofO7 In some midwest states, you can legally drive at 13 without any classes or logged hours with an instructor/parent by getting a farm license, which also allows you to drive semis.

@spike_-pw9iz

5 жыл бұрын

Pinormous yea cus tractors

@spike_-pw9iz

5 жыл бұрын

igorchak lmao cost me 300

@Bartonovich52

5 жыл бұрын

Germans don’t have anywhere to drive. Germany is smaller than Montana.

This is still, without fail, one of the funniest videos I've ever seen on this platform.

Not even close to 1st. Ne. And your forgot to say zet in america you never buy a car wiz manual transmission. Only automatic transmission is allowed in america, because it gives you more freedom.

@davidnull5590

5 жыл бұрын

Hey, give America a break, here almost 3% of the cars and light trucks have a manual transmission. About 30% of the drivers claim to know how to drive manual, most of those claiming really don't, they saw it in a movie so they believe they can, you'd never want to lend them your car, clutches are much too precious for their inability. What is this third peddle for? Double-clutch?? That would just hurt their head.

@absolutedisease1699

5 жыл бұрын

Double Clutch?? Nobody i know does that. Except for some very old cars or tractors, its absolutely unneccessary. On the other hand, i dont know how american gearboxes work, maybe they are still unsynchronized.

@anthonystermich6735

5 жыл бұрын

zet ist not true, now alzo in europe they are selling more und more automatische Übertragung fur ze lazy drivers.

@hansulrich1134

5 жыл бұрын

Anthony Stermich nevertheless most of the Germans (i reckon it’s the same for the rest of Europe) do know how to drive a manual car as most of them take their driving lessons in manual cars. And you better be good at it since it costs you up to 2000€ and half a year of time to get your driver’s licence. But it‘s worth it considering the really low number of deaths on German roads

@absolutedisease1699

5 жыл бұрын

Never will we manual masterrace surrender to the automatic shifting dimwits. NEVUUURRR.

I can listen to that accent for 10 hours and keep on lol

@spike_-pw9iz

5 жыл бұрын

Arif Kamarudzaman I cant my ex was German and abused me so every time I hear the accent I get flash backs, it’s really hard to live life I need a therapist send help

@tredfxman

5 жыл бұрын

[GET IT RIIIGHT !!!] 😄 👍

As an American car enthusiast, I can definitely second all of this. There are a few good ones though and it makes my day every time!

"Thank you, good night" (Daytime in the video)

I feel your pain bro lmao Metric system forever

@PaleMist

4 жыл бұрын

Try to divide a length like a meter into sixths, fourths, thirds, and in half several times as is often the case building trades and tell me that 33.3333...cm is better than 1 ft or that 16.6666...cm is easier than 6 in. I know two guys from Europe who all through high school said that metric was better. Years later, one's an architect and finally admits/concluded that imperial is better after working in the field for a few years and renounced the metric system. Metric (or SI to be more precise) might be better for physics (sciences/scaling), math, and on paper, (do not use) but in his practice and experience, Imperial is the way to go. (end) The other is a German woodworker and said that the Imperial system's more useful for his profession. The ability to keep splitting things into halves, thirds, quarts, and sixths without needing decimals is very useful for woodworking even though he's from Germany and he started with the metric system. *There's a reason why inches, feet, and yards are divided the way they are,* and "standard" sizes of things, like 48"x 120", might not seem very round at first glance, but they are much better to work with than 10 or 100, and that's because they are (along with 12, 24, 36, and 60 which all are pretty common Imperial lengths) highly composite numbers, which are by definition the roundest numbers. This is where Imperial trumps metric; it provides useful fractions and fractions of the units can be represented by a whole number of the immediate lower unit (in Imperial) as opposed to decimals (in metric). Imperial provides useful division and fractions which are needed in many fields and everyday life. Also, it technically doesn't make sense to use grams for weight whereas it does make sense to use pounds for weight, because "grams" are a measure of mass (i.e. how much matter a given object has) so whether you're on Earth, the Moon, or Pluto, you would still have exactly X grams whereas "pounds" are a measure of weight (i.e. how much gravity a given object is experiencing) so one would have X, Y, and Z pounds on Earth, the Moon, and Pluto (respectively). Of course, in practice, a gram is used to measure weight. Simplified: 12 gives you 2, 3, 4, and 6, whereas 10 gives you only 2 and 5 which is very little. 12 is one of the only two positive whole numbers under 20 which gives one four factors (the other being 18). *Metric is based upon 10's whereas Imperial and the Imperial elements in USCS are based upon fractions.* In other words, *you're comparing apples to oranges and saying that apples win and saws to hammers and saying that hammers win.*

@MrBau007

4 жыл бұрын

@@PaleMist litteraly no one cares about imperial system in Europe 😅 England did but now they are not EU anymore 😁

@PaleMist

4 жыл бұрын

@@MrBau007 "litteraly no one cares about imperial system in Europe" Who is typing about what Europe cares about? I was not. "England did but now they are not EU anymore" Notice how you switched from typing about Europe, which is a continent, to the European Union which is an international organization. By the way, Ireland and Scotland continue to use the imperial system to this day as well.

@The-Real-Ando

4 жыл бұрын

Wiezymon the problem with imperial measurements is that they are not consistent i.e. gallon/US gallon. How much is a bushel? A peck? Im a carpenter, if need to find 0.3 of a mm I use a finer pencil, simple. Whilst your argument holds some weight, it’s not enough to give up the metric system just because it’s easier to divide certain measurements.

@PaleMist

4 жыл бұрын

@@The-Real-Ando If you wish to know, a bushel is 8 dry gallons, and a peck is 2 dry gallons, but note: These units are no longer used in the US or UK as far as I know. 2: The units are consistent within both countries, just not to the other country and there is no problem with that since said systems are used for the country in question. 3: I did not type or imply anything about giving up the metric system.

How much do you think dies in america? Me:fifty tho... WRONG

3:35 "JUST DRIVE" you have no idea how much i yell this at my mom when she is driving...

@SpeedComparer

5 жыл бұрын

same

He said "Goodnight". . In The Middle of the Day. I dont trust anything he says 😂😂

@freezom6421

5 жыл бұрын

Because there is, I think a 6 hour difference between Germany and America. So 3pm is 9pm in Germany..., and I know there are 3 time zones...

@tailorslow7917

3 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

Zis is exaktly my impreschion when driving in ze USA as a german driver.

@Raju-cu4xe

5 жыл бұрын

😄

@allaroundets9465

5 жыл бұрын

XD

I died on that pronunciation 🤣🤣🤣

Ferie lustig der Akzent!😂😂 Glaube dieses Klischee werden wir nicht los, dass ein Deutscher so spricht!😂

@mzjantler1113

5 жыл бұрын

No Name klingt doch geil :-D

@SpeedComparer

5 жыл бұрын

dat isso

@SLKR170

5 жыл бұрын

@@SpeedComparer Vielleicht 😂😂

Lol he's driving on the interstate through Milwaukee, he drove past my old high school lol

@SpeedComparer

5 жыл бұрын

Shit msn! Shouldve said hi! Well spotted

Thanks for bringing joy into my morning. I haven't cracked up this much in a while! Loved your video. Also subscribed!

USA: Has a speed limit everywhere on the high way. You may overtake from the right. You may use the left lane all the time. Germany: Has no speed limit on the autobahn, unless a sign tells something else. You may not overtake from the right. You may only use the left or middle lane while overtaking other vehicles (from the left) which are to your right. You may also use it as long as someone else is in the same lane infront of you (Although the other person might be doing something he isnt allowed to do. You Vehicle needs to be able to go 61km/h or faster as physical maximum speed. You may not use the seitenstreifen unless its impossible to avoid obviously. You get sued if you lie down due to lack of fuel (This means incompetence gets actually sued, which is a good thing). Also in germany you are *FORCED* to have health insurance. Its impossible to not have it. When something happens ambulance usually arrives within 10 minutes. In 2018 exactly 424 People died in crashes on the Autobahn, 32913 got hurt, 5910 got hurt badly, 27003 People got minor injuries. Sadly I cant find statistics which tell me exact numbers about how many people died in crashes on the highway. But I did find a post which said that its the place with the second most people killed in accidents. It also said that 37500 people got killed in total. Since the highway is second place at killing people in accidents in the USA i will give the really dull assumption that 30% of those were on the highway, (I took this number ("30%") out of nowhere so it is probably be horribly wrong). What we can tell for sure is that the amount of people killed on the highway is defenetly way higher than 424. Sure the number of of citizens in the USA is about 3,8 times as lager as the number of citizens in germany so we need another value: Germany (85 Million citizens): 0,499 killed people ------------------------------ 100000 citizens ------------------------------ year USA (327 Million citizens): 3,44 killed people ------------------------------ 100000 citizens ------------------------------ year With my assumed "30%" (which *CAN* be horribly wrong) we get to the conclusion that the probability of getting killed in an accident on the american highway is 6,9 times higher than getting killed in an accident on the german autobahn. 0,64% of all 66250 people who got hurt in the first place got injured in accidents on the german autobahn got killed. Also not all accidents happen through the not existing permanent speed limit. Still there are a lot of people, who want a speed limit in the german autobahn. But as you can read from this text (assuming you believe in it, of course - I am not lying to you, I promise) all of these people are retarded. Thank you for reading all of this. I hope you learned something new. Have a nice day, or sleep, whatever the time is you are reading this. I also apologize in case my english is bad at some point, I am no native english speaker.

this video is pure gold!

If you visit the US, forget about logical measurements or logical speed limits. Actually, forget about reason and logic completely because it has given way to madness. It will save you a lot of headaches trying to figure anything out.

@PaleMist

4 жыл бұрын

Try to divide a length like a meter into sixths, fourths, thirds, and in half several times as is often the case building trades and tell me that 33.3333...cm is better than 1 ft or that 16.6666...cm is easier than 6 in. I know two guys from Europe who all through high school said that metric was better. Years later, one's an architect and finally admits/concluded that imperial is better after working in the field for a few years and renounced the metric system. Metric (or SI to be more precise) might be better for physics (sciences/scaling), math, and on paper, (do not use) but in his practice and experience, Imperial is the way to go. (end) The other is a German woodworker and said that the Imperial system's more useful for his profession. The ability to keep splitting things into halves, thirds, quarts, and sixths without needing decimals is very useful for woodworking even though he's from Germany and he started with the metric system. *There's a reason why inches, feet, and yards are divided the way they are,* and "standard" sizes of things, like 48"x 120", might not seem very round at first glance, but they are much better to work with than 10 or 100, and that's because they are (along with 12, 24, 36, and 60 which all are pretty common Imperial lengths) highly composite numbers, which are by definition the roundest numbers. This is where Imperial trumps metric; it provides useful fractions and fractions of the units can be represented by a whole number of the immediate lower unit (in Imperial) as opposed to decimals (in metric). Imperial provides useful division and fractions which are needed in many fields and everyday life. Also, it technically doesn't make sense to use grams for weight whereas it does make sense to use pounds for weight, because "grams" are a measure of mass (i.e. how much matter a given object has) so whether you're on Earth, the Moon, or Pluto, you would still have exactly X grams whereas "pounds" are a measure of weight (i.e. how much gravity a given object is experiencing) so one would have X, Y, and Z pounds on Earth, the Moon, and Pluto (respectively). Of course, in practice, a gram is used to measure weight. Simplified: 12 gives you 2, 3, 4, and 6, whereas 10 gives you only 2 and 5 which is very little. 12 is one of the only two positive whole numbers under 20 which gives one four factors (the other being 18). *Metric is based upon 10's whereas Imperial and the Imperial elements in USCS are based upon fractions.* In other words, *you're comparing apples to oranges and saying that apples win and saws to hammers and saying that hammers win.*

This is the best KZread video I’ve seen for months...

Lights also turn yellow before turning green again, unlike in US.

You can't imagine how *glücklich* I am that I found your channel. It is very *amüsant* *Danke* that you make me laugh out loud in the middle of the night

The Parklücken makes this car looking like a Spielzeugauto hahahaha

"This car is 5.5m and it looks like a little (spielzeug???)" Ahahahahahha that made my day. Terrific video!

@Luki-xr2ih

5 жыл бұрын

Jason Palmer Spielzeugauto, a little car for lids

You crack me up. Too funny lmao!!! I concur with you in everything dude!

Absolutely brilliant! Quality and accurate video.

A reason why slow cars drive in the left lane that we tend to forget is those stupid left side entrance and exits. I don’t know any other country that don’t keep highway entrance and exits on the same damn side. Genius design.

The German accent kills me right now 😂

It's a type of comedy, isn't it? 😂😂

Proof that speed doesn’t kill, bad driving habits kill!

“People are friendly.”... only in person, when they are in a vehicle that friendliness goes away.

@SpeedComparer

5 жыл бұрын

Or when they want to speak to the manager

please make 'How to Pronounce Korean Car Names!'

@allaroundets9465

5 жыл бұрын

穗2月4簞宮用於商業6化街

It’s true bigger cars must go first, US Code 1298-342.21a

Finally something funny on youtube again. Good job.

@SpeedComparer

5 жыл бұрын

Thsnks msn! Creepy username tho

I missed you haha haven’t been watching you in a while your german voice is pure

the accent is 100% spot on Hilarious! 🤣

I love your videos and the german accent lol ❤

And don't forget to use the Fahrtrichtungsanzeiger at the Lichtzeichenanlage!!

You are the best. Cheers from Denmark

In reality the left lane is the snoozing lane and the right lane is for passing.

I don't wont tu wisit AMERIKA bekos I uant tu go FAST. Änd of se stori.

@kruemel534

5 жыл бұрын

You may be allowed to drive faster, but a fast car is going to cost you a lot more

@vladen14

5 жыл бұрын

@@kruemel534 depends on your definition of fast. My old polo would go 170 kmh, which is fine for me. But in general of course your right, you pay for the fun ;)

@rainerwahnsinn9585

5 жыл бұрын

Das schlimme ist ,Ich verstehe was Du geschrieben hast(inhaltlich)

Absolutely delicious! Only thing missing is you eating a Bratwurst und Brötchen while driving! Keep the great stuff coming!

Das video was unterhalung. Good nacht.

Zu geil hahaha

du sprichst ja super deutsch und super englisch.. wie/wo gelernt?? I feier your videos very doll!!

@camaro6897

5 жыл бұрын

@Lieblingsmensch nicht so aggressiv

@fxlixde5269

5 жыл бұрын

Lieblingsmensch Junge halt deine Fresse und geh selbst mal lieber in die Schule

@Njordin2010

4 жыл бұрын

@@fxlixde5269 nicht so aggressiv

Love this guy's personality

This isn't hate for America my dear American friends! It is criticism of good and bad. But the one thing I do hate is that for a first world country your autobahn is shit!

@allaroundets9465

5 жыл бұрын

Your Autobahn xDD Ich denke du meinst highway xD

poor guy would explode learning that 16mm wrench in America is 5/8 and 17mm is 11/16

@ShadowMcSneaky

2 жыл бұрын

what the #@+k...!? ahhh my brain hurts!

You must drive here in Brazil. You gonna be pissed by people going 220km/h on slow lanes

@SpeedComparer

5 жыл бұрын

Haha sounds like Brazilians dont give a shit

@ukkomies100

5 жыл бұрын

Marvin Carvalho nah a german would be pissed if someone had the audacity to go only 220 on the mid lane on the autobahn

@BieriPlayer

5 жыл бұрын

7:1

@tezatmezat

5 жыл бұрын

7-1

@123456789marvin

5 жыл бұрын

I hate football. I don't care about 7x1.

He nails everything!!

That german humor at the end of the video

How did you know I'm watching this in the night?

Ya. Everything stimmt. Very Gutes Video :D

I was a Deputy Sheriff in Texas for years. I drove a beautiful Caprice pursuit package cruiser that topped out around 315 kph. In those years, I was amazed at how many drivers were speeding because of "being late." And most could have departed for their destination sooner and wouldn't have sped. Nowadays, It's much worse with smartphones.

Dankeschön. You made my day great again

Der Typ ist der Wahnsinn, habe mich kaputt gelacht 😂😂😂

@budiman1990

5 жыл бұрын

Dann schau mal an wie er den Amis erklärt wie man richtig autos benennt

@tumormedium1969

5 жыл бұрын

Kannst du mir mal bitte den link schicken, danke

@budiman1990

5 жыл бұрын

@@tumormedium1969 geht leider von meinem Handy nicht. Aber gib folgendes ein. How to pronunce german car names right. Und du müsstest es finden gibt glaub sogar ein paar davon :)

@tumormedium1969

5 жыл бұрын

Ich piss mir in die Hose vor lachen

This is hilarious. As a german/american, who has lived in both countries, this is both accurate and lit.

As an Aussie that lived in Deutschland.... It was a love hate thing with Der Ampel. I liked how the lights go red, amber, green. BUT I hated leaning vorwärts and looking up at the fucking lights instead of straight ahead at the lights pole on the other side of the intersection like here in Australia.

I love how he says goodnight when the sun is shining 😂😂

Quite a lovely video, ne?

Bei uns in der Stadt haben sie mal einen Grünpfeil an einer Ampel montiert und die Leuten sind bei rot dennoch stehen geblieben. Tja jetzt wurde er wieder abmontiert.

@MrDegasi

5 жыл бұрын

Der Grüne Pfeil für Rechtsabbieger war standart in der ehemaligen DDR. Nach der Wende 1989 wars eines der einzigen DDR dinge die die BRD dann auch im Westen einführte. Überall gabs neue Grüne Pfeile in den alten Bundesländern. Wurde in Zeitungen und Fernsehen rauf und runter Erklärt wies funktioniert. Hat trotzdem kaum einer geschnallt und ein paar Monate/jahre später warn die grünen Pfeile vielerorts wieder weg XD Mittlerweile versuchen es manche Städte immer mal wieder mit dem Pfeil. Auch bei mir in der Stadt.

Fantastic video 😄

2:34 when u so frustrated u turn on them wipers

Drive in Chernobyl

@rainbowsixsiegerainbowsixs1317

5 жыл бұрын

Panzerkampfwagen he will probably die BC of all that nuclear waste

@SpeedComparer

5 жыл бұрын

I will do it

@absolutedisease1699

5 жыл бұрын

But make sure to get a real nuclear-postapocalyptic car for that. UAZ or a Lada Niva. Some stronk slavic Ural would be really really epic. Dawai

@PU8698

5 жыл бұрын

@@absolutedisease1699 lol, a lada niva. Best car to drive

Thank you for mentioning Mannheim

He didn’t blink a single time during the commercial break

@glenncorrea8564

5 жыл бұрын

No he blinked once see it again🤣

Love your intros

LOL! Outstanding! If only people would STAY THE HELL OUT OF THE FAST LANE UNLESS THEY'RE OVERTAKING! He didn't even get to the brain dead iphone users who sit at traffic lights long after the light turns green. We truly are a nation of horrible drivers.

Yes, us Americans are very friendly until you get us behind the wheel.

Bro , that engine sound is epic .

gerade den Kanal entdeckt zu geil

We’ll use kilometers when you guys start using Fahrenheit, it’s more accurate

No wonder so meny pipl drive big Chieps and big Rauflade Trucks in Amerika. If ze biggest car has Vorfahrt. Itz saifer zen guns.

The voice is so hillarious that I bought it on a whim.

2:34 That is me every day. I drive one hand on highbeems 2nd on horn all the time.

*Nein Nein nein* where iz *ERIKA* = Not educational enough

Sis Video is Great, ne!

😂 Geiles Video 😂 und dieses Denglisch einfach nur Spitze 😂😂😂

Du bist der Wahnsin, bitte mehr videos hahaha