Quality of life, "I gurantee that bitch wasn't doing no ironman, walking up stairs.." LOL, dead.

"Maca is for the cocka"

@kalach87

Жыл бұрын

Oh yeah baby! 😂

“I guarantee that bit** wasn’t doing Iron Mans...” lol

@wittvonwitt4403

3 жыл бұрын

Ive seen this video 500 times that line still makes me laugh.

@flexr642

3 жыл бұрын

@@wittvonwitt4403 haha same

@SlabCityNews

2 жыл бұрын

Bro....😆😆

"Diets are for jerk-offs" Genius

JOHN JOSEPH NEEDS TO STAR IN A VEGAN COOIKING SHOW, UNCENSORED, ON THE FOOD NETWORK!!!

@americanspiritlights

7 жыл бұрын

on viceland

@Tzipporah36

6 жыл бұрын

PIZZA PARTY that's ezzactly what I was thinking

@mndyD9

3 жыл бұрын

Omg YES!!

When I clicked on this video, was NOT expecting this guy, like at all. But Im going to get up right now and make a smoothie though.

@marshhag9545

6 жыл бұрын

R. Oxley This guy is a stone cold badass. You should check out his music.

@teglicas1422

3 жыл бұрын

Yo, how did the smoothie taste

John Joseph needs his own show pronto

@jackwadsworth1917

3 жыл бұрын

Fax

John Joseph is a fucking boss. He is 53..

@earthlinglucy4847

8 жыл бұрын

***** Yaaass haha

@medicineman6384

7 жыл бұрын

Weird, Wikipedia says he is 139

@charliezsdadzelejerk7237

7 жыл бұрын

Earthling Lucy 56

@lepicvetko3731

6 жыл бұрын

53 cm ?

@RileyDao

6 жыл бұрын

Lepi Cvetko no 53 years old. he does triathlons too.

This guy needs his own cookery show and should call it 'uncut and RAW' lol

"I used to use these to stab people on the lower east side hahaha" hahahaha is it weird how that line made me laugh?

@borislavhristov1064

7 жыл бұрын

That's a joke...but not really

@Schodboyblves

7 жыл бұрын

+Borislav Hristov he was a straight edge kid he didn't stab nobody ever

@livexfree

7 жыл бұрын

+batboy No he wasn't. He used to live in squats and sell drugs. Straight edge probably wasnt even a thing when he was young.

@iowamom8679

7 жыл бұрын

No he was a bad ass thug kid.

@sheayoung2837

5 жыл бұрын

batboy Nah, if you want his biography iron man video he tells his story

I first saw this 7 years ago and I swear that first line still pops in my head at least once a week.

I lost 10 pounds the week after I started juicing. Every time I craved processed foods and sugar I just made juice instead. Worked great. I highly suggest it.

@doddsalfa

8 жыл бұрын

+EliHenryFilms great advice

@jeangove01

6 жыл бұрын

I lost 20 pounds the week after I started eating nothing but meat and water. Things work.

@Daan7000

6 жыл бұрын

That is literally just the same as dieting through calorie restriction. Nothing special.

@3to1media

5 жыл бұрын

EliHenryFilms the juice would be full of sugar

@tony_5156

5 жыл бұрын

Science says the juice diet is bullshit

So glad you guys did another video with John! Honestly loved the other video - such a diverse and interesting character. Please do more videos with him if possible 😁

Maca is for the Cocka

Someone needs to make "This fucking yo yo bullshit. Diets are for jerk-offs" into a meme.

@sigmundhightower1766

7 жыл бұрын

Laura P, Ha, ha, ha! I think that's his next book, "Diets are for jerk-offs" Glad to see John living so well. I need to take a page. Cro-mags continue to be one of my favorite hardcore bands. Aren't new yorkers naturally funny?!

Brutally honest and raw! Love it!!!!

I love what you're doing, I've been down the same road, now I've turned my life around too. You're such an inspiration, a hero. Love you bro!

this guy is super charismatic and entertaining. I just want him to have his own show, telling us how to make healthy food vs these soft voiced fake smiling peeps you see everywhere (that annoy the fuck out of me) this guy is like "dude this will help you out to run iron mans" fuck yeah give me this guy to tell me how to make a salad and start off his vids on how he shanks people with his kitchen supplies, I need this

@ivanfabricky8705

10 ай бұрын

I agree, what a legend!❤💫

I love the host for this. John is hilarious and manages to convey some very important information in a way that is easily digestable and not as monotonous as other health food shows.

I'll remember what he said about the number 9 and organic apples. This dude has a lot of good advice.

THE most entertaining and engaging yet factual video on #juicing & #smoothies EVER! Thanks and well done on the new site! #BadAss!

"i guarantee you that bitch wasn't doing iron mans."

Definitely related to A. Bronson... this guy is funny as hell

@dirtdragon20c

10 жыл бұрын

Abdullah Ahmed Not musically, Personality wise. From the same place, Booth foodies, same personality and accent. Chill kid, music is all personal preference to.

@alexholm9

10 жыл бұрын

Abdullah Ahmed ''Real music''? Jesus Christ you're an idiot

@kaido2262

9 жыл бұрын

Abdullah Ahmed but bruh....beastie boys used to fill in for cro-mags and other hardcore punk outfits back in the day. you could also blame them for turning alt and indie kids into hip hop fans.

@michaelcuartas4338

9 жыл бұрын

it's called being from NEW YORK, jerk owf

@batissta44

5 жыл бұрын

he's from New York asshole

This guy is so honest and real! He rocks!

Thank you so much for this John Joseph,he's the best, I've been juicing and making smoothies as well, it has really made difference on my health and my skin.

dude I am so glad i found this ,JJ is great

Gosh I love this man.

i love this guy he's hilarious and real!!!

a lot of great tips and this guys is funny!!

I love you videos; bro. Keep up the good work!

Beautiful. I love his attitude!!!

Man good shit, real advice and funny as hell too.

lol I love this guy! We need more videos from him.

informative and funny as hell! john Joseph is the man! CRO-MAGS!

Love John to bits but you ain't right about juice fasts, they are life-changing 🙏🏾💚

THANK YOU FOR THIS!

If there was ever a person to sell me on a plant based diet it’s this man. Plus, I’m a big Cro-Mag fan

Brilliant. I love this guy!

Best video on the net!!

Truth Bombs by John Joseph and he's still doing it. I literally cried laughing!! This guy is the real deal, love him!!

this guy is freaking amazing.

Love the dude. Keeping it real!

@maxczapski3608

8 жыл бұрын

+Max Czapski That t-shirt is awesome!

I love this guy

i love this man so damn much

Love this guy!!

"Diets are for jerk offs!" Fucking right! This is the BEST video ever on juicing and smoothies! Please make a cooking show starring John Joseph. : )

I love people who keep it 100

john joseph aka our lord and savior

I love this guy, he's hilarious xD

Love it! Best juicing vid ever!

Top shelf stuff here

more videos like this in general please

This guy... fuckin awesome!

"Broccoli... prostate, amazing for that"

LOVE THIS MAN!!!!

I hit the Subscribe button within 30 seconds. Dudes dope!

He is just awesome.

this is amazing

What a gem

First 10 seconds are hilarious, I watched it for third time 🤣

Munchies needs to feature Jon in more videos

Amazing! John Joseph rules!!

this guy is great. you should feature fewer hipsters and more guys like this.

best juicing video of all time

amazing!!! on so many levels.

I felt healthier just watching this ha.

this guy is a GENIUS!!!!!

this guy is awesome

Dude u r the real shit! Seriously, I NEED the recipe of those !

What a legend!

This guy's awesome!

MORE JOHN JOSEPH ON MUNCHIES !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PLEASE

That... Was funny.... And informative.

This man I like the fun uncle we all wish we had

give this dude his own show... funny as hell and knows his shit.

nice. down to the point

John Joseph is the man!

I swear that everytime I watch John Joseph, I stare in bewilderment. I will buy whatever shit he preaches. Like really, since I turned to plant based diet my run improves a looottt like who would have thought that. I used to think I'm not gonna get enough protein to recover my body goes like "uh nah we like all these veggies you digest everyday. We are pumped for more runs!"

the man

MORE JOHN JOSEPH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

this is great

Someone needs to give this dude a cooking show, or any type of show.

John “I always roll with organic man” Joseph ✌🏽✌🏽

good stuff here...i subbed.

John Joseph went beast mode. As usual... fucking savage

Dudes the man.

Can't even say how many times I've watched this video.

Crazy man!hahaha

Getting a high speed blender really makes a difference when trying to crush nuts and some hard vegetables. It also make tastier blends.

"if you cant pronounce shit on the label, you shouldnt be eatin it!" HAHA! HOLY SHIT THIS GUYS HILARIOUS

He's hilarious!

LOL! Sign him up! He needs a gig on the Food Network!

WHERE CAN I BUY THAT SHIRT

John Joseph is too funny. That ladies and gentlemen is a real New Yorker.

Holy shit, I've had the same juicer since 2014!!! Awesome juicer man!

damn dude, that smoothie will fill you up for a day. looks delicious! I sometimes wonder if there's any benefit to mixing so many ingredients into a shake (or any other food for that matter)?

Love this guy!!! Plant peace plant power eat Plants!!

@mr.martinez1603

5 жыл бұрын

I'll eat the bushes out your yard boy

where did you get that badass shirt??? buy the way saw you on my 16th birthday.your one of my idols...one love live clean

this guy is awesome haha

Could you make us a list of the things you used and where you found them? Most things (like Maca) I find on Amazon, but there's some things I've never heard of.

@generalactivity5556

5 жыл бұрын

Jayme Stephens maca? You ain't got no cocka

@mr.martinez1603

5 жыл бұрын

@@generalactivity5556 anyone can have big dick energy