Have a damn good day! (Louder than everyone else)

@HowToBeatYT

Жыл бұрын

you too.

@sello8526

Жыл бұрын

@@HowToBeatYT You too.

@KnobCreek33

Жыл бұрын

You foo

@cameronhoskins9643

Жыл бұрын

@@HowToBeatYThi big big fan watch all your videos, I have a movie u can do London has fallen it’s a great movie

@kevinmedina6104

Жыл бұрын

That one is a good movie

I feel bad for the clown, he was just trying to do his job, and died for his trouble

@Reserekt123

Жыл бұрын

I know those kids don’t have respect for hustle.

@spicytrashpanda

Жыл бұрын

He's a clown, they recognized his inherent evil and did what was needed. Haven't you seen It?

@thelordofthelostbraincells

Жыл бұрын

@@spicytrashpanda they murdered him in the beginning. They caused all this

@rollingwithmoore

Жыл бұрын

@@Reserekt123hatever happens to these kids is whatever happens

@jonmendelson1104

Жыл бұрын

@@thelordofthelostbraincells Nah, it was manslaughter not murder.

I feel bad for Stitches to be honest. Those kids were so mean to him for no reason. He was just trying to entertain them and they straight up assaulted him.

@hayazrik8112

Жыл бұрын

The did just assault him thr straight up killed him The deserved the punishment

@NoThankYou_1

Жыл бұрын

i agree

@Leo_zard

Жыл бұрын

I feel bad but, yeah I agree 😅

@LAZZYISCOOL

Жыл бұрын

The events are place in Ireland so I’m not sleeping tonight

@turtle_demigod8201

Жыл бұрын

I feel bad for him to but I wouldn't blame the kids for this, you should be blaming the mom for hiring a clown for a kid clearly too old. I'm surprised she wasn't shown as the first dead or something since she too treated him poorly.

Weird movie idea: A comedy with a similar opening to this movie, then the protagonist gets all paraniod, sets traps, stocks weapons, etcetera throughout the duration. In the end it turns out the undead clown's here to literally finish his act, and it fades to black as the zombie clown finishes a normal magic trick.

@SennaHawx

Жыл бұрын

Zombie Clown: "Was this your card?" "No. Man. You came back from the dead and you still suck."

@bmccay6999

Жыл бұрын

Zombie clown: Didn't get much practice. I wanted to put this behind me but noooo, "A clown must finish their act". (Grumbles as credits roll)

@VampBatSystem

Жыл бұрын

You know what they say "The show must go on"

@blessedandbiwithahintofmagic

Жыл бұрын

I feel the clown could have chosen to just finish the magic act - he could have just put on a normal magic show, if he had the will enough to break the curse. It's probably that, as he died from a violent action, the curse wants him to get violent, but he could have just done a normal act to complete the ritual and allow him to ascend to the next world. He was probably too traumatized by life, and his own anger to have the will to break that part of the curse and allow a loop-hole, though.

@bmccay6999

Жыл бұрын

@@blessedandbiwithahintofmagic Perhaps. Or, well... He was about to stab the kid before he died, so maybe the curse just brought him back as he was. He wasn't supposed to go on a murderous rampage, and if it weren't for his own vengefulness he wouldn't have. Might be a fun plot twist in a sequel if it turns out the only way he can actually move on is by putting his vengefulness behind him and just putting on a show.

10:34 These Clown Eggs are how clowns keep record the makeup look for each individual clown. Each clown has a different makeup look and to ensure no two clowns have the same makeup, professional clowns paint an egg with their clown makeup and send that in (there’s a registry somewhere, but I can’t remember where).

@DrTimeSCPPsych

Жыл бұрын

I was going to comment cuz i have multiple friends who are professional clowns and they all have their egg in the archive.other fun clown fact: every clowns "birthday" is the first of may

@Terminator_AC130

Жыл бұрын

@@DrTimeSCPPsych thx for the info

@blake5208

Жыл бұрын

That is what they want you to think 😏

@JustGloryHeaven

Жыл бұрын

@@DrTimeSCPPsych professional clowns.. just call them experienced u could of worded that better not gonna lie

@wunziedinoxxx

Жыл бұрын

@@JustGloryHeaven professional implies its a pretty much full time job

As badly as I feel for Stitches, Tommy did nothing but act bored, and rightly so since the clown's performance was not so hot. Tommy's bratty friends bullied the clown, and even then, the death was an accident. Heck, I blame Tommy's mom for leaving the dishwasher open with knives sticking out.

@rowanbelt3612

8 ай бұрын

Tommy threw the ball at his face though

@diegode415

8 ай бұрын

Yeah but like, I don't think I would be too reasonable with the idiot kids that caused my death by being idiots accident or not

@ShaggyDabbyDank

7 ай бұрын

Tommy is the one who did the killshot.

@tysheenareed3821

5 ай бұрын

Stop taking the killers side it’s Tommy’s mom fault for the knives true and tommy was bored as he explained it wasn’t so hot

so, the eggs are actually a real clown thing. Real life clowns are registered, they paint their face makeup onto an egg and it is stored along with the others as a way of "copyrighting" their look so that others cannot replicate it and pretend to be them. I know this because of a very silly comic about clowns chasing around the Joker mocking him for not having an egg, and thus not being a real clown.

@WoahItsWoozy

Жыл бұрын

Learned this from west of loathing with the demon clowns

@kamikeserpentail3778

Жыл бұрын

Well that's my strange but true fact for the day. Very interesting.

@rizkiramadhan9266

Жыл бұрын

Maybe only in America, idk about clowns here

@erinw.9256

Жыл бұрын

That's freaking gold lol

@cj13rules

Жыл бұрын

what comic name

I feel bad for clowns, they got their reputation ruined by John and now they’ve lost all the credibility that they used to have. Clowns deserve more respect than they get, the opening scene makes me sad :(

@lazarus8018

Жыл бұрын

John?

@lucasf6946

Жыл бұрын

@@lazarus8018 John Wayne Gacy probably

@boltthunder2061

Жыл бұрын

dont forget about the people that dressed up as clowns solely to scare people out of their pants and sometimes assault them

@coultersheppard2052

Жыл бұрын

@@boltthunder2061 But mostly just John Wayne Gacy. Rapes and murders little boys, and cozied up to some big city's political machine. Murder, rapist, political activist. Honestly couldn't be much worse.

@housewilma4904

Жыл бұрын

i mean the joker movie brought back some more respect to them by showing joker toke there face not as a sign of fear but because they were also people who got shitte on the most the "clowns in this divine comedy".

I love this channel. It can make a dark comedy about a clown coming back from the dead sound just as terrifying as having Hannibal Lecter plotting your demise.

@EarthIsAMatriarchy

Жыл бұрын

I love your videos so much they are so amazing 😄😄

Stitches didn't deserve his fate

@benf6822

Жыл бұрын

Agreed. Poor Stitches.

@NJkurokitty7

Жыл бұрын

@@benf6822 Rip bozo

@aziatouchsilent8507

Жыл бұрын

Fr doe The kids deserved what was coming for them

@Etherealzyo

Жыл бұрын

Fr

Honestly, calling the police and telling them, that guy dressed as a clown just murdered several teenagers would be enough to get them to help. Even if they initially couldnt kill the clown, they would probably call in reinforcements and no matter how invincible he is, enough police officers firing and hacking at him would eventually incapacitate Stitches.

@housewilma4904

Жыл бұрын

it reminds me of that seen in VR duck hunt where the protag does just that and the digital dog demon is just LIT UP from a heavy machine on a police helicopter above for SEVERAL MINUTES STRAIGHT and even though it wasnt "dead" that thing didnt move again.

"he recalls how to open a jar" now that had ME in stitches

@BorBird

Жыл бұрын

29:10

"They're performing a ritual to the clown god" okay I already know this movie's going to be great 😂

@CausticPyro

Жыл бұрын

Actually speaking straight to the honkmother

@MontycelA

Жыл бұрын

@@CausticPyro *your mother

@CausticPyro

Жыл бұрын

@@MontycelA you believe me a descendant of the honkmother? That's nice but I'm definitely not that special.

@erinw.9256

Жыл бұрын

Is great is great

@ChelseaSummerford

2 ай бұрын

😭😁❤️

That backstory had me rooting for the clown

The clown god is most likely Momus, a Greek god of sarcasm, wit, and humor. He got kicked off Mount Olympus for mocking Zeus, and later became a character in French theater similar to the harlequin

Fun fact, the anti anxiety medication in this movie is a reference to nightmare on elm Street, in that movie hypnocil is a drug that the adults give the kids to stop them from dreaming.

@Mitsuko174

3 ай бұрын

Nightmare on elm Street is a good movie too 😊

I recognise Tommy as the same actor who played "Luke" in the Doctor Who spin off show Sarah Jane Adventures. One episode even included an evil clown. So if I had a nickel for everytime he played a character opposite a creepy supernatural clown, I'd have two nickels, which isn't much but weird that it happened twice.

@lukesamuel4513

Жыл бұрын

The memories cbbc days rip Sarah Jane

Dead Meat did a kill count of the movie. Apparently it's one of them low budget movies that has a lot of charm to it.

It technically says Stitches has to finish the party right? I would pour him some shots, Stitches just needs to let loose a little

@prettypoptacular

Жыл бұрын

lol

I love how creative the kills are, and how some of them are based on magic tricks

How to Survive Stitches Don't hire a clown for a kid's birthday. The End.

@aziatouchsilent8507

Жыл бұрын

Or; dont raise kids that tries to make everyone's life or job harder

Re: Eggs. In Terry Pratchett's 'Men at Arms, the clowns would paint their individual eggs to be a facsimile of their greasepaint face designs that made them clowns. Each design was -unique- making the eggs act as an archaic form of copy-protection so that each clown was one of a kind. And as always, Awesome job!

@BlueSkySaysSomething

Жыл бұрын

omg I love that book!

@Ilikeniya

6 ай бұрын

Your profile is interesting

The scenario could have been avoided if the parents checked the clowns ratings And he could have done a slightly better performance, like instead of saying "who wants a balloon animal? Sorry I can only make dogs" He could of said "Who wants a balloon dog?"

Stitches is one of those films that should work but it does and comedian ross noble does a grand job at this film.

Did the knife get into the clown's eye? If so that's some nice foreshadowing, with the clown car missing a headlight

@trinityfarm9876

Жыл бұрын

Yes it did go through his eye

@Someguy7291y

Жыл бұрын

Same headlight/eye too

@Ilikeniya

6 ай бұрын

The knife was in his eye in the beginning dummy😎

@GlitxhyPanda

6 ай бұрын

@@Ilikeniya No?

@Zentauruse

5 ай бұрын

Nice observation and detail there.

“These kids are having the time of their lives” Ah yes. One of those statements that in any other situation is entirely benign. When Cinema Summary says it though, it feels like anything but

Actually I think Stitches is a revenant. Revenants are reanimated corpses that have supernatural powers.

@Invinci445

Жыл бұрын

Yep

@housewilma4904

Жыл бұрын

also they are asscioated with VENGANCE of the slain making them rise that way. its basically the western name for what GRUDGE and THE RING like spirits resurected threw vengancee with vast supernatural power.

Best way to beat stitches is just simply don’t hire a birthday clown in the first place

@zerointerest9297

Жыл бұрын

Birthday clowns are overrated fr

@plushtrapthebunny8356

Жыл бұрын

Or ya know don't accidentally cause there death

@colboy1fish

10 ай бұрын

One of my best childhood memories was of this birthday clown absolutly making my day tough. Loved every moment of it.

I can’t decide whether it would be good to be with this dude in a dangerous situation or bad, I don’t know whether he would want to work with me or use me as a human shield……I love this channel….. sorry I don’t know his name, I need to learn that he’s great at these videos

@bmccay6999

Жыл бұрын

He'd prolly keep you alive if it suits him, but once he needs a meatsheild well... Sux 2 b u.

@goatmom2980

Жыл бұрын

You should be fine as long as you serve him some purpose (or really good at lying about it).

@bmccay6999

Жыл бұрын

@@goatmom2980 Unless you're better served as a meatsheild.

@goatmom2980

Жыл бұрын

@@bmccay6999 fair.

@jeremysiron9622

Жыл бұрын

@@bmccay6999 yeah, I might take him out first actually just to avoid any complications and then explain to the group that he makes “how to beat“ videos on the Internet, and that he’s likely to take out anyone in the group without any notice since he has sociopathic tendencies when it comes to self preservation…..if I had Internet access, I would show some of these videos to the group just to show his decision making process and that nobody is safe when he’s around…..

The kids picking on him in the start hurt my soul! Yeah he probably should of been more enthusiastic but it’s kind of sad.

@azulathesunmoonsimp8939

6 ай бұрын

I don’t think he was meant to be a enthusiastic clown variant, more like a sad clown considering his makeup. Sad clown acts are purposely terrible, that’s the point of a sad clown. It definitely doesn’t justify how he was treated, very much on his side here- but maybe they could have added like- a clown-type explanation for the viewer, like a site or something like that where Stitches was hired. That would be quite nice, and helpful to explain why his act was so.. as much as I don’t want to say it- bad.

@charlotteedits8705

6 ай бұрын

@@azulathesunmoonsimp8939 yeah true!

Lol Ross Noble (the guy who plays the clown) is a super popular comedian here in the UK. He was perfect for that role XD

@keithpanton7486

Жыл бұрын

Also circus skills trained, as he started out as a street performer.

We all know the killers are doomed when they see Cinema Summary.

@kingshadow8782

Жыл бұрын

😆

@miceltusav88

Жыл бұрын

That's your biggest mistake, and it's going to get you killed. Assuming they don't have plans to escape, and will die easily is the mistake of a victim

@chai8910

Жыл бұрын

Fax

@needlespoon4734

Жыл бұрын

He is not called cinema summary anymore

@ThisAintGood.

Жыл бұрын

When How To Beat shows up, existing is your biggest mistake

If my kid treated an adult like that they'd never have a birthday present from me again.

"okay tommy here knows that he's cursed out a dead clown come back from the grave to seek vengeance after dying a death by knife to the face" What a sentence XD

Please keep making these quality videos. I’ll literally never get sick of it! Always looking forward to the next video 😊

Fun fact is each clown registers their official look to Clowns International. They do this by putting their individual look on an egg. It's called the clown egg register.

I love how to beat channel. It is so clear, not too long to get to the point and always gives a nice laugh here and then.

Sometimes these videos are better than the movies themselves

As a Irish man I can tell you from experience, this is how clowns act at parties

This is one of my favorite campy horror movies. I love the "human balloon animal" 😂

Who’s day become instantly better when our GOAT cinema summary uploads? Have a damn good day!

I've been waiting for this ! Thank you so much HAVE A DAMN GOOD DAY AND CONTINUE BEING GREAT

Stitches actually seems similar to a revenant, cursed with undeath for his regrets and unfinished business

Ross Noble being a killer clown?! Gotta watch this now! 🙂👏🏻👏🏻

Man i feel bad for the clown 😂

Imagine inviting one person to your house for movies and beer, only for them to show up with 29 other people

Show some love guys. This man's a legend

I Love this channel and i'll bing watch these even the ones i've already watched

17:58 the rabbit looks so traumatized after seeing a teenagers stomach for 0.1 seconds

Dang, We knew the price to be risen as a immortal would be expensive but never expected it to be as expansive as a egg! Also, another great video as usual! Keep up the amazing work.

i watched this movie a few years back and seeing it now being talked about brings back memories lol.

He’s not a demon he’s a revenant

I really enjoyed this movie. I cheered for a heroic clown to avenge himself on nasty, little monsters.

The egg is how real life professional clowns "trademark" their makeup.

Clown : im going to finish my show How to beat : Containemend is necesscary

I love watching these in the background because I’ll tune out while he’s talking about the guy getting bullied then I’ll tune back in to him talking about how to create an explosive using household supplies

Being chased by a evil clown (that he killed) while high af sounds like an interesting horror movie concept

ive watched this movie about 20 times cant wait to watch this video.

I love how much research you did for this video.

it was his 10th birthday, 6 years later he's 16 and asking if his friends wanna come to his house to party and drink beer when the legal drinking age is 18?

@Invinci445

Жыл бұрын

Teenagers don’t care about drinking laws

@josheliwa2381

Жыл бұрын

@@Invinci445 for sure

Do “how to beat the insane 80s yuppie in American Psycho”

My opinion is that who places a knife facing upwards in the dish washer open? The mom really killed him because she left the washer wide open and exposed. That's dangerous, and anyone could have died

@elliewilliams5242

7 ай бұрын

movie logic

I love these type of channels! I just finished watching a purge video on one of these channels and now I’m going on to this one.

"If it were me, I'd hit the mystery box to get a raygun and blast stitches in a black hole while I simultaneously summon the kraken to fight God and end the universe so that I win"

“Reggie went outside to have a cigarette, but that was his biggest mistake“… I feel you Reggie that was one of the biggest mistakes of my life also

@Invinci445

Жыл бұрын

His names Richie

@Reezy_000

Жыл бұрын

@@Invinci445 🤓

@Invinci445

Жыл бұрын

@@Reezy_000 I know what you are but what am I?

This guy posts faster then i wake up in the morning.

Omg I forgot about but loved this movie so glad you covered it

I’m only ten minutes in and I already want to watch this movie but come on let’s be honest we have howtobeat explaining the movie for us and I swear that’s gotta be better then watching the movie right?

@sketchy5694

Жыл бұрын

Well...."if it beats" not being confused about story plot lines anymore then yes we have How to beat channel thankfully for that reason

Also somehow you make the scariest movies less scarey, thanks

Well, the drinking age is a lot Laura and Ireland. Having an Irish friend helps with that, anyway, if there is a curse going on, he could easily go to any number of Celtic sources, library, or Covid or any other place to get that information, it’s a lot of supernatural stuff and people. about it at least the older folk. The other things can possibly be hitting this if you don’t know much about your opponent and you’ll end up fumbling through it like this kid dead. The funny thing over here on this side of the pond is if you’re too smart of a kid and you start asking things of the adults really don’t wanna be bothered with you and I kind of blew you off. But plain, a sympathy card may actually get you some access to stuff.

I enjoy watching stuff like this

so...the egg is interesting, when a clown "graduates" they have to register their unique makeup with a "clown egg"

Watched this movie purely because of Ross Noble the comedian playing the clown. Surprisingly good movie. If you haven't seen any of Ross's comedy work, go watch him!

How tf did you record this without dying of laughter

Thank you so much for doing this

How to beat these types of movies......... MAKE SURE THIS GUYS ON MY TEAM LIKE Damn YOUR SMART plus have a damn good day

Well, at least this shows a lesson “Snitches get Stitches”

Hearing someone not from Ireland try to pronounce Enniskerry is something I didn't know I needed

28:00 this is the first time I’ve ever heard of real world vampire hunters. You learn something new everyday

U have no idea how much I love you

He's a bad egg. This movie had me in stitches.

@azulathesunmoonsimp8939

6 ай бұрын

These were hardly punny, pal.

Oh, my gods, hidden memory unlocked lol my friends and I watched this movie at a sleepover in high school. I think we switched to a different movie is it wasn't scary.

I love how he blurs out all the gore so we can watch it and not get grossed out

Ive been waiting for this😯😯😯

Also i love your videos but not all of them because some of them gave me nightmares like ''how to beat evil mom in babadook'' that one made me check my closets every day and every room

NTA, stitches deserved better honestly Edit: Tommy's bangs are actually bothering me sm, that part where his face isn't covered looks like a triangle.

I love your videos so much they are so amazing 😄😄

Hey keep doing the good work i like your videos👍👍

Bruh I thought he said the kid was ancient but he was just anxious

I would LOVE to watch a Horror Slasher where they cut up the undying villain into different cages or something at the end that would be so bad ass

Love the content keep it up myyyyyy guyyyy

Sometimes im glad that he blurs injuries sometimes im mad. Man am i glad that he blured the injuries in this one

Honestly i would ask the other clowns how to appease Stiches 's soul. They might not answer or help, but most of all if it was a accident an children involved they might aid out of sympathy.

Bro another Killer Clown...lol Love your vids They are awesome! It scares me to think about Zombies because it messes with the science that I have learned since the age of 3. But also those kids are messed up!! They just killed this guy bc they thought it was funny to make fun of him for trying his hardest at his job. Kids these days!

Thank you for everything how to beat

heyy love ur vids man

I could've sworn when I saw the title that this was that movie about the dude that put on a clown costume and then couldn't get it off.

@rdp16rulez

Жыл бұрын

That movie is just called Clown. Excellent movie btw. The director made a fake trailer and put "produced by Eli Roth" in it as a goof. The trailer made it's way to Roth himself who liked the idea so much he actually produced the final film.

This guy will survive any apocalypse

I seen a lil of this when I was lil that umbrella scene scarred me for life

Have a danm good day how to beat! I love your videos