Much like a 911 operator, Parkzer is not allowed to simply hang up the phone and must wait for Doug to release him

@sharpeylogic2907

2 ай бұрын

He's reverse Dracula. He's only allowed to leave when Doug tells him to

@playlikepig0550

2 ай бұрын

​@@kingcobraarchie Reminder to no longer joke about Parkzer being a cop or lawyer, because people have taken the joke too far, and it has impacted Parkzer's private life.

@kingcobraarchie

2 ай бұрын

@@playlikepig0550 oh sorry, I didn't know about that. I'll delete the previous comment because I don't wanna help cause any harm to anyone

@auraFireblood

2 ай бұрын

​@playlikepig0550 but he is dougs personal layer

@iishiir

2 ай бұрын

​@@playlikepig0550what happened? I didn't know about this

Hearing Parkser put so much emotion in that “DOUGLAS DOUGLAS” was the most primal I’ve heard him speak

@PTp1ranha

2 ай бұрын

It's between that or him finding that potato in the drivethru video.

@blakksheep736

2 ай бұрын

Indeed lol.

@reubenbailey7491

2 ай бұрын

Sounds like a disappointed parent

@EchoSD

Ай бұрын

@@reubenbailey7491 it definitely has that energy.

r/Wehatedougdoug will hear about this.

@skelkankaos

2 ай бұрын

Ougdoug used to do this all the time. Glad he stopped

@bluechromata6976

2 ай бұрын

@@skelkankaosFrom the perspective of an outsider looking in, Ougdoug sounds like Dougdoug’s prehistory neanderthal counterpart.

@jayyy5270

2 ай бұрын

@@bluechromata6976 I need AI OugDoug vs AI Napoleon TABS

@KorokspaceX

2 ай бұрын

@@jayyy5270Genius.

@karlsundkvist6603

2 ай бұрын

beat me to it

I just love his total confusion at everything doug does.

@Frazzledragon

2 ай бұрын

Douglas Douglas is a force of chaos in the realm of calm and order that is Parkzer's world.

@Halberds8122

2 ай бұрын

Yo it is 999

@kittyshippercavegirl

2 ай бұрын

They are a sitcom couple but in real life

doug's 'how long will it take parkzer to get wise to the bit' face is probably my favorite

@matthewacuna6336

2 ай бұрын

Just, the most punchable face imaginable It’s so perfect

how does Parkzer put up with this dude LOL

@jstar3382

2 ай бұрын

it's called being friends

@sugoistalin7809

2 ай бұрын

Dougdoug pays him for his time obviously. That's what you do with your lawyer.

@nicholas-dv1mg

2 ай бұрын

doug seems like a fun dude to hang around

@naingmon

2 ай бұрын

Doug has gaslit him into thinking this is normal human behaviour

@JoshuaOdionson

2 ай бұрын

Doug is probably a lot less annoying off line. Probably. Not 100% on that

That was the most emotion I’ve ever heard from parkzer lol

@Remystified

2 ай бұрын

DOUGLAS. DOUGLAS.

@snowrios8084

2 ай бұрын

fr sounded like a mother yelling at her son lmao

being doug's friend is essentially making a pact with a chaos demon and accepting what it brings into your life, sometimes good and sometimes.... this

@DarkStarCoreX

2 ай бұрын

A pact where they shit into each other?

@techno1561

2 ай бұрын

Coincidentally, also true of Doug being "friends" with chat. Sometimes, they're helpful, like during coding problems, and sometimes, you get the Elden ring tts.

@zame-osomething5096

2 ай бұрын

​@@techno1561thought that said elden ring tits and was concerned

@WhatIsTheHeat

2 ай бұрын

A urine pact

@shapshapshapshap2829

2 ай бұрын

So Doug is Tzeentch then?

Cant believe Parkzer never says I love you back

@cholaco1101

2 ай бұрын

I cannot blame him after this stream

@Banana_D

2 ай бұрын

just because something is not said doesn't mean it's not true

@Smileyrat

2 ай бұрын

We should make that a goal for next Rosa birthday stream.

@Pururut

2 ай бұрын

it's a love triangle, davey says "I love you" to doug, he ignores, but doug says "I love you" to parkzer, who ignores it

@Hammybread

2 ай бұрын

@@Banana_D Its so fucked up to not say it back though, how else will doug know parkzer means it. We need a timer for "how long till parkzer says "love you" back to doug".

“DOUGLAS, DOUGLAS!!!!!”

@daskanguru3515

2 ай бұрын

... Parkzer said calmly

2:39 Parkzer sounds like when your parents are angry at you, so they say your full name. That's probably the most angry I've ever heard Parkzer sound lmao it's great

my biggest takeaway from this is that Parkzer EATS DORITOS?? In my brain I just pictured him eating perfectly balanced meals at all times, there is no way that man can have the same flaws we normal people have

@Chubby_Bub

2 ай бұрын

It is a bit surprising, especially when he's on a call. Look at his blog, he posts what he eats sometimes and it's about what you'd expect

@WhatIsTheHeat

2 ай бұрын

@@Chubby_Bubhe loves sushi and plain baked potatoes

@Blubbii88

2 ай бұрын

Might have been leftovers of someone else and he couldn't watch them go to waste or thrown away.

@CylindricalWhistle

2 ай бұрын

I imagined that he would eat primarily unflavored Soylent or some other meal replacement product

@hoodedman6579

2 ай бұрын

@@jamesphelps8388 Did you watch the video where they get ten fast food meals? At some point in it, Parkzer describes himself as a "pit" in regards to food (though he specifically says that it's not for the kind of fast food they were eating), so he clearly takes pleasure in some type of food.

I can't wait until Parkzer says that he loves you back. That will be historic.

@Smileyrat

2 ай бұрын

Next Rosa birthday stretch goal?

@lotttieeee

2 ай бұрын

that’s real character development

Parkzer pulled out the full name there, he always does but it was scary this time

@CarpetHater

2 ай бұрын

It's like when your parents use your full name, you're really in trouble when that happens.

DougDoug: Máster of the Gaslight.

@patrik9493

2 ай бұрын

Gaslighting isnt real, thats something you made up.

@Dildtherapper

2 ай бұрын

@@patrik9493damn this guys good

@sydneyh.1385

2 ай бұрын

@@patrik9493 What are you guys talking about gaslighting? You mean gaslamping because gaslighting isn’t a word

@Creeperfun12

2 ай бұрын

@@patrik9493flamingo reference?

@QuokkaWaka

2 ай бұрын

​@@patrik9493 No it's not, because *we're* all something *you* made up, "Patrik".

The fact that they’re roommates is insane. The blood-pact must hold them together pretty strong.

@toxic_shr00m

26 күн бұрын

I think you mean the shit pact

Parkzer should bill him the full hour because that's roughly how long a therapy session is, and after this it would be a good idea.

That is one long silence

Doug Doug and Parkzer have the most natural straight man funny man comedy routine I’ve ever seen

Evil Villain type stream

@nafereuskortex9055

2 ай бұрын

Yeah, except this is Parkzers villian arc.

@carsonproctorofficial

2 ай бұрын

Don’t you mean Hentai Villain?

every parkzer bit just feels like a deleted disco elysium bit that got left on the cutting room floor and I'm living for it

- Calls Parkzer - Doesn't Elaborate - Angers r/wehatedougdoug - Hangs up

I love this relationship

doug messes with parkzer the way a teenager who doesn't know how to flirt messes with their crush

i wasnt looking when the video ended and i thought it was the start of another record

@lonestar2078

2 ай бұрын

ME TOO! LOL

the most rage filled "DOUGLAS DOUGLAS" we will ever hear

@artsyscrub3226

2 ай бұрын

He sounded like a parent chastising his kid for messing with him during work hours

I actually tabbed out after the 1 min record and did thought the video ended the "DOUGLAS DOUGLAS" scream surprised me and made me crack up way more than it would have if I watched it normally.

Poor Parkzer cant catch a break

@Papacarrot

2 ай бұрын

But he keeps catching criminal charges for firing his gun at random people in the store 😔

Parkzer seems to have infinite patience for DouglasDouglas' shenanigans, a match made in heaven.

"DOUGLAS DOUGLAS!" I love the look on Doug's face.

Parkzer is a reverse vampire, only able to leave if someone else allows them too leave

Is this the sound of silence that Simon and Garfield wrote about?

I have the mental image of Chat and Doug crouched under a desk and giggling.

my face fucking hurts this is the funniest bit holy shit

I love how Parker is like a reverse vampire where he needs permission to leave

One day he’ll say I love you back. I love the relationship this two have.

this was so incredible to watch live

@WackyFolf

2 ай бұрын

Could have been better. Parkzer could have been on the phone in the car on the way to the airport to head to New Zealand

I feel like being friends with Doug is like being friends with one of those cats that will annoy you randomly for no reason

The Day Parkzer says “Love you too” will be the biggest moment in Doug’s channel and probably his highest viewed clip.

I have no idea how he does that without laughing.

My girlfriend just asked “is his hair green”

@monodragon

2 ай бұрын

tell her that hes bald

@rennoc6478

2 ай бұрын

Is she blind? He obviously bald

For a second I thought I paused the video but I then I saw Doug slightly moving and remembered he was silencing Parkzer.

2:40 Needs to be added to the 1 hour broken by Parkzer video

Everyone felt that "DOUGLAS DOUGLAS"

dougdoug: i love you! parkzer: …ok

That was some of the most suspenseful silence ive heard in a long time

He'll be even more silent once DougDoug devours his vocal cords as a nice lunch. R/wehatedougdoug will hear about this

This is some of the funniest shit ever especially when Parker finds out

"hey guy's today we're gonna be speedrunning silence..."

I can’t wait for the day where all of dougdoug’s channels are just parkzer with occasional dougdoug visits

He didn't even say I love you back

As a drunk man rambling about cartoon horses once said “friends aren’t people that don’t annoy you, it’s those who are worth to put up with their bull shit” Well I’m really starting to struggle to understand how Parkzer puts up with it

2:42 this is the most emotion parkzer ever exhibited

i never laughed so hard at a video in my entire god damn life... maybe I'm tired but this shit is to die for fr 💀

Honestly, I feel so bad for Parkzer

Pure silence has never been more entertaining

Parkzer is a saint.

just the enraged "DOUGLAS DOUGLAS" love it

I didn't realise the video had ended and thought doug got a new record

I got jumpscared when Parkzer shouted DOUGLAS DOUGLAS

i actually cackled when he accidentally pressed the button and broke the silence.

Parkzer needs to know that Dougdoug loves him before he can end any conversation with him.

BAN THAT SNITCH!

@Smileyrat

2 ай бұрын

No, reword them! That reaction is gold! 🤣

@Blubbii88

2 ай бұрын

Telling him what happend in detail was much more worth than any silent record he could have gotten.

The person who DM'd Parkzer is my hero, I've never heard him so mad. Lolololol.

@tgreeny1400

2 ай бұрын

on the one hand snitches get stitches, on the other hand that was the most amount of emotion we have ever seen from parkzer.....I am confused on how I should feel.

parkzer is such a good straightman

THAT'S MY ........

This channel is giving us the best moments

Parkzer really should bill DougDoug by the hour for every phone call; get his cut of that streamer pie. He's obviously a significant contributor to the very successful DougDoug formula.

Parkzer is a national treasure and must be protected at any cost

SAY IT BACK!

Parkzer and Doug have a very “one is normal the other is nuts” friend vibe but somehow both fill each role.

evil doug doug wrd

I was so sure parkzer was gonna try and do it back to him at the end right before the clip ended lmao

he didnt say i love you back. take a hint doug.

Parkzer seriously makes my day! Love that dude. But i mean he was kinda disturbing DougDoug

Parkzer didn’t say “I love you” back😢

2:40 - That was the moment that Doug knew the gig was up

He sounded like an angry mom xD

The video ended and I didn't realize and thought that he was just trying to be silent again

I really hope Parkzer will say "I love you too" one time

I was actually here for this. It was my first stream. Such a weird one too.

Why does he love running experiments on Parkzer, it's not a problem but just why

@nejishadow

2 ай бұрын

That's what friends do

So glad I was here for this bit

I've been _waiting_ for this

the loudest and angriest we've ever seen parkzer

I love how chat went nuts after finding out it was a “her” that snitched 3:21

**Looks at thumbnail** Who the hell has that many pillows?

HE DIDN'T SAY LOVE YOU BACK 😢

doug is the only person who can make silence funny lmao

don’t let this distract you from the fact doug has to go to new zealand

This stream was just awesome. Jedi Horse will be remembered!

I love than when he figured it out he addressed Doug as if he was a kid who just misbehaved lmao

That's a lot of silence broken up by Parkzer

This is the only part of this stream - my first doug doug stream - that I wasnt here for. (Exept the start)

Really glad you trimmed this down from its original 2 hour length doug.

They are the truest bros

why is this genuinely the funniest thing i've seen this year so far

We all need a Parkzer in our life

Call Guinness now.

r/wehatedougdoug We have dinner tonight, family