Calling Parkzer was the greatest thing that could have happened.

@f.7681

Жыл бұрын

He just an alien bro 💀

@Joshdoingthings1

Жыл бұрын

@Recommended For You 🅥 I know you are a bot that replying to means nothing, but man this is ironic Edit: actually watched the video and it was actually funny. I bet 5 pesos, dollars, euros or pounds that you won’t believe me

@Joshdoingthings1

Жыл бұрын

@Big Mitch IDK Actually it’s really funny lol

@AnaPie896

Жыл бұрын

@Big Mitch the bots are getting meta

@rickrolled3666

Жыл бұрын

Yo 🔥kzread.info/dash/bejne/pJh-m8Ssfpqwcdo.html.

Everytime Parkzer is on stream it's like watching a man walk through a minefield blindfolded and somehow miss every single mine

@0x5DA

Жыл бұрын

i made an ungodly noise after reading this comment

@duskdash2546

Жыл бұрын

true

@DudeRandom

Жыл бұрын

This all somehow makes sense

@kumi6797

Жыл бұрын

@@0x5DA is the comment so funny a devil came out of your body

@pillescasdies

Жыл бұрын

I'm one with the force

Doug Doug gaslighting parkzer into thinking that donkey’s name is Igor is strangely hilarious

@juckya9660

Жыл бұрын

thats not what gas lighting means

@tapwater4425

Жыл бұрын

@@juckya9660 *hush*

@juckya9660

Жыл бұрын

@@tapwater4425 I didn't speak what are you on about

@-L.S

4 ай бұрын

he didnt gaslight he straight up deceived him

@user-vs8es8hy6n

Ай бұрын

@@juckya9660wdym are you insane? That’s literally what gaslighting means

I find it so funny that he was like "I'm the main character" and then proceeded to get the only Disney Princess who ISN'T the main character

@user-ed5ni9gh9n

Ай бұрын

I mean Esmeralda isnt the main character

@patchworkgolem

11 күн бұрын

​@user-ed5ni9gh9n and she isn’t a Disney princess

@user-ed5ni9gh9n

9 күн бұрын

@@patchworkgolem neither is mulan

@patchworkgolem

9 күн бұрын

@@user-ed5ni9gh9n Actually, I'm just dumb. Esmerelda used to be one, but they removed her because she wasn't popular, and Mulan is one. Royalty means nothing; Disney Princess™ is a brand for the line of female leads that fit some brand aesthetic together.

The second Parkzer gets involved he somehow becomes the most chaotic variable as he seems to have such a different life experiance than everyone else

@Drekromancer

Жыл бұрын

That's because he's the main character

@the_legendary_fire

Жыл бұрын

That's why I find him so funny

@KCzz15

Жыл бұрын

I refuse to believe that there are ACTUAL HUMAN BEINGS who don't live in extremely remote parts of the Amazon Rainforest and yet have only seen an average of around one movie per decade.

@rickrolled3666

Жыл бұрын

Yo 🔥kzread.info/dash/bejne/pJh-m8Ssfpqwcdo.html.

@potatoman7028

Жыл бұрын

@@KCzz15 north Korea exists

"Lemonade sucks. Who actually drinks that stuff?" - Man who drinks olive oil every day

@spooderman6312

Жыл бұрын

A literal bell pepper*

@Uebermenschman

Жыл бұрын

Lemonade was a popular drink... And it still is!

@tmd3945

Жыл бұрын

I tried olive oil bc of doug and threw up

@P-nk-m-na

Жыл бұрын

@@tmd3945 L

@gavinthecrafter

Жыл бұрын

Dang I'm drinking lemonade right now. Or should I say Water 2

I love that the main character bit is just forgotten once Parkzer enters the scene and Doug and chat are both stunned by how little media he's consumed.

the devastation as i slowly realize that chat is picking every answer i would pick, the devastation in my eyes knowing that chat as a collective has the same personality type as me 💀

@eggs8021

6 ай бұрын

Chat averages out to you

@mjamin9124

4 ай бұрын

chat incarnate

@almscurium

Ай бұрын

I mean that makes sense, no? You’re more likely to be an average viewer than an outlier

@fbiman9643

Ай бұрын

Oof

@DarthZ01

Ай бұрын

we are legion

When Parkzer said, “Why are you looking at pictures of Snooker?” without missing a beat I actually lost it. I haven’t laughed so hard in a long, long time.

@hotdog8109

Жыл бұрын

In that moment, everything came full circle.

@ZombiesWerePeopleToo

Жыл бұрын

The fact that he mispronounced it in exactly the same way as doug despite knowing what it is made me crack up so hard

@SharowbladyeGaymerPorate

Жыл бұрын

We need to get Parkzer to watch movies with Doug Doug and chat.

@trashtrash2169

Жыл бұрын

How do you pronounce it?

@KCzz15

Жыл бұрын

@@trashtrash2169 Snooker, not Snucker.

God I love how flat and dry Parkzer is. He just sandbags every single attempt to engage with him and horribly derails whatever Doug is doing because of it. Its great. It's amazing.

@SonaLovesick

Жыл бұрын

Parkzer if you ever see this never change we love you

@joeisdude

Жыл бұрын

Honestly, there’s about a 50% chance that something will derail the entire stream.

@samuelbeale1017

Жыл бұрын

@@joeisdude The other 50% chance is that there will be no rails to derail in the first place.

@overestimatedforesight

Жыл бұрын

He once said he doesn't like to consider hypothetical situations. That's a lot already, but then added because of that he wasn't interested in anything fictional.

@nikkifish

Жыл бұрын

@@overestimatedforesight That’s unfortunate, what does he even do?

"it's a bad idea to lie to them" That explains why Twitch Chat went protest mode over Doug saying that Jasmin is a main character and not a side character.

@sailorcaramel

6 ай бұрын

Reminds me of the times chat will protest by only commenting ellipses. Lol

God i cant stop laughing at doug and parkzer getting every character they list wrong, like calling the girl from tangled “poppy” 🤣

@allylee3024

2 ай бұрын

To be fair, calling the brave girl tangled is understandable. They could've done that girl better.

Through this video I have found that this “Parkzer” entity is much more of an enigma than either Doug or twitch chat

@cyez6840

Жыл бұрын

Parkzer has that 'side character who's more popular than the main character' energy

@Omnicide101

Жыл бұрын

Watch the Gun Lawyer Cop video Doug did with him, he's the ultimate straight man and perfect foil to Doug and chat

@bharatsachdeva6683

Жыл бұрын

i love parkzer so much

@Kodaiva

Жыл бұрын

@@cyez6840 just like mike wazowski

@penmustache283

Жыл бұрын

Parkzer ramblings is hilarious

Doug talking to the most culturally unaware man of all time is the funniest thing I have ever seen

@GeraltofRivia22

Жыл бұрын

Dude must have lived his entire life under a rock.

@Dracolism

Жыл бұрын

I was dying all throughout that part of the vid. lmao.

@dat_fast_boi

Жыл бұрын

Parkzer's made an appearance before on the second channel, and he was equally as entertaining there; kzread.info/dash/bejne/aoh2s6mcmZbggJs.html

@GeraltofRivia22

Жыл бұрын

@@HaplessOne the dude has watched like 3 movies in his entire life. Nothing to do with social media.

@thesleepiesthead

Жыл бұрын

But he watched Jackie Chan doe

Chat: “Lemonade is good!” Doug: “Lemonade SUCKS!” This is coming from the man who willingly drinks olive oil.

My man did not just diss lemonade, I NEED MY CITRUS, WITH IT I WILL NEVER SUFFER KIDNEY STONES

The fact that Doug and Parkzer got the same test result when they are the most polar opposite people is rediculous to me.

@p_ttown1979

Жыл бұрын

they’re friends for a reason

@lorikeeland4238

Жыл бұрын

I mean Doug Doug answered what he thought a main character would answer. Parkzer is simply the main character

@ZachAttack6089

Жыл бұрын

It's a testament to how accurate and reliable these online personality tests are

@dsnever3041

Жыл бұрын

Tells you how accurate the test is

@PauloJrchannel

Жыл бұрын

Princess Jasmine is a really complex and multifaceted character.

Parkzer is the most unintentionally hilarious person ever.

@ttadecoded1033

Жыл бұрын

Parkzer is definitely the true main character of the Dougdoug cinematic universe. Doug is his sidekick

@GabrielKitignaTessouat

Жыл бұрын

@@ttadecoded1033 So … Parkzer and chat are co-main characters?

@scaph_1909

Жыл бұрын

@@GabrielKitignaTessouat they're both side characters

@JuanTheBuan

Жыл бұрын

Igor

@vrabb9030

Жыл бұрын

''The Genie is the main character''

2:09 I love Doug calling lemonade both bitter but also just sugar at the same time like those aren’t basically opposites

@tofuaddict5946

20 күн бұрын

Bc lemon is bitter thats why people put sugar to make it sweet

@teathesilkwing7616

20 күн бұрын

@@tofuaddict5946 that’s the lemon tho not the lemonade

@tofuaddict5946

20 күн бұрын

@@teathesilkwing7616 alot of powdered lemonade/fake lemonade is sweet so maybe thats what he meant idk jssisiaiao

@annderainer1277

19 күн бұрын

​@tofuaddict5946 ...lemons are sour. Not bitter

@tofuaddict5946

19 күн бұрын

@@annderainer1277 oops sorry i just followed what op said

Deadpool is fitting for twitch chat because they canonicaly have multiple personalities

@PhoebeTheFairy56

3 ай бұрын

I think you might be mixing him up with someone else, deadpool has distinct voices he hears but they're not separate personalities

I have a hard time accepting that Parkzer is a real human being. His total lack of knowledge of pop culture is almost impressive in its own way.

@Knuckles8864

9 ай бұрын

Have we forgotten that Parkzer is a koala cop lawyer who's tactic for mating with fish is "OOOHHWOWHWOAOAOHEEEEERRRRGGHHH"?

@Moald

8 ай бұрын

​@@Knuckles8864And that he's very good at going "WEE WOO WEE WOO" like when he drives his police car.

@EEEEEEEE

8 ай бұрын

‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎E

@browniegringo3823

2 ай бұрын

It’s excessively big.

@browniegringo3823

2 ай бұрын

@@Knuckles8864(look at the likes) this is spartan 117

Is Parkzer aware he is one of the most casually, no-effort hilarious people ever? National treasure.

@eliseo5416

Жыл бұрын

He's definitely putting in effort. Not that it's a bad thing.

@TheReck12

Жыл бұрын

Bro has never seen a movie in his life apparently

@JCOdrjones

Жыл бұрын

@@TheReck12 What are ya talking about? He's seen all 3 Rush Hour movies! Important for his cop lawyer training

@georgenaylor2593

Жыл бұрын

“What’s the donkey from Shrek’s name again?” had me creasing

@flurgle

Жыл бұрын

He gives off clueless dad energy in this video.

I love how Doug claimed that most of the Disney princesses hadn’t been around when he was young, but he both knew of the movies Moana and Tangled, and didn’t know Belle or Ariel.

Parkzer is the most clueless person I’ve ever seen and I’m honestly here for it.

the fact that dougdoug remembered Mike's name but not Sully's says enough about who the main character really is

@gengarzilla1685

Жыл бұрын

By his logic, the Minions are the main characters of Despicable Me despite the plot completely revolving around Gru and the girls. Those yellow things are just comic relief characters at best.

@SevenThirteen

Жыл бұрын

@@gengarzilla1685 considering the logic used in the video, the minions are co-main characters, and are also main characters in the minion prequels

@1stCallipostle

Жыл бұрын

@@gengarzilla1685 I couldn't tell you the name of more than like 1 minion Remember Gru's name is not hard

@habitualfavours4349

Жыл бұрын

He literally looked at an image that had "Your Character is Mike Wazowski" written under it

@finngamer7937

Жыл бұрын

remembered as in looking at the name in the screen

Doug: "Let's find out your personality, Chat!" *5 seconds later* "Chat your personality is wrong."

@brianhsieh4140

Жыл бұрын

I watch your videos

@kairoar8723

Жыл бұрын

MIKE!!! wow this is unexpected. anywho hope you're enjoying your break

@dogk2121

Жыл бұрын

WHAT

@Macro_Bytes

Жыл бұрын

lol

@second_chips

Жыл бұрын

nice, Mike is here

Parkzer asking if Aladdin is a Marvel movie was potentially one of the most jarring things of that entire bit

15:18 doug using that screencap from the movie of mike wazowski being blocked by the logo to further his point is so funny

Doug: *cries about the chat gaslighting him* Also Doug: *gaslights the absolute shit out of Parkzer*

@dylanjoyce8104

Жыл бұрын

The cycle of abuse

@bananawaffledee4022

10 ай бұрын

so manipulative smh this is why he cant be the main character

@Pixelusually

9 ай бұрын

Now we need parkzer to gaslight chat

@EEEEEEEE

8 ай бұрын

E‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎

@hal0w_

7 ай бұрын

⁠@@Pixelusuallyhe already has, he keeps on trying to convince us that he is not a cop, a lawyer, and that he won’t shoot Douglas if he were threatening him with shooting him with breast milk

I can’t believe parkzer is a film connoisseur on top of a doctor cop lawyer Tetris pro champion. What an outstanding guy!

@angrykrabs9968

Жыл бұрын

Wow that awesome

@pastlifeofficial

Жыл бұрын

He's truly the Johnny Sins of the DougDoug universe

@leesanda77

Жыл бұрын

He's also a pineapple breeder

@awesomegaymer5786

Жыл бұрын

He can type 1000 words per minute and owns a dog milk farm

@MrRedpanda2442

Жыл бұрын

@@pastlifeofficial oh no pls stop

doug, despite having thousands of people tuning into his streams, cannot comprehend people being different from him and then blaming said differences on lack of experience, in a level of irony shakespear could only hope to write

He needs to do this again but split chat into A crew and Z crew. I feel like they both have distinct personalities and think it would be great to test that out.

So, to clarify, the *ONLY WAY* Doug can win an argument against Twitch Chat; is by bringing poor Parkzer into the argument, give him ZERO context, confuse the shit out of him, and ask his opinion; the same way you do a guy bout to hit a pinata

@prageruwu69

Жыл бұрын

"pinyatta"

@EduardoLopez-gx1sz

Жыл бұрын

Piñata

@bruhwhosuisson

10 ай бұрын

Pitnatina*

@moomoomachines7193

10 ай бұрын

'pin number'

@penglinz1812

9 ай бұрын

Pie piece sonata

Well now we basically HAVE to take tests as A crew and Z crew. Of course Doug's been planning it all along

@SweetiePeapod

Жыл бұрын

This was all I could think about during the Myers-Briggs because if they are a Logician as a whole, what about the parts?

@hylianmoth

Жыл бұрын

A crew and Z crew are enemies to lovers

@thefench1

Жыл бұрын

How do we declare a winner?

@endeavor_trevor

Жыл бұрын

He’s RIGGED it

I love the fact that in every stream doug is arguing more with chat than doing whatever it is he does that stream

"Ah. Sassy. Okay." the absolute *sass* 14:45

Parkzer and Doug need to buy themselves a home cinema so they can catch up on their Disney princesses.

@Zero-0N3

Жыл бұрын

I would love for them to do a watch stream.

@darrienjones8917

Жыл бұрын

@miou joer I need to understand Parkzer and his entire deal. I have never met a person who knows so little about like classic Disney stuff to be have born around the same time as Doug

@erlandyt

Жыл бұрын

Don't forget the popcorn machine

@the3crackheads894

Жыл бұрын

@@darrienjones8917 perhaps they were just poor at the time or his parents restricted it or something? I knew a friend that didn’t watch many Disney movies bc of their parents 🥲

@chro.

Жыл бұрын

*Marvel

Of course, DougDoug's twitch chat has merged into a single collective consciousness and we must find out what kind of person they are.

@rogiodtyu7800

Жыл бұрын

fuck all bots above me

@bubbaloobub3592

Жыл бұрын

The unenlightened masses

@turanturkistan

Жыл бұрын

@@bubbaloobub3592 They cannot make the judgement call

@mindshuffler3332

Жыл бұрын

@@turanturkistan Give up free will forever

@randomtheorist251

Жыл бұрын

@Mindshuffler 333 Their voices won't be heard at all.

Parkzer and Doug need to have a competition to see who can recognize fewer iconic characters.

Mike wasaski and sully are co-protagonists. Meaning they are both main characters. Meaning that twitch chat is indeed a main character.

Chat is the main character, Doug is the side character, Parkzer is comedic relief.

@furrygaesex

Жыл бұрын

True, btw i love your neco arc pfp 😎🦝🌯

@Spooky_is_quite_silly

Жыл бұрын

@@furrygaesex thank yooouuuu!!

@ChrisNinjaEagle

Жыл бұрын

What about the other friend? the one who gave straight answers about wheter or not skyrim characters should be condemned to death for traitorous intentions and actions.

@Spooky_is_quite_silly

Жыл бұрын

@@ChrisNinjaEagle the smart side character that always wears glasses and has reasonable solutions to problems

@verkcuos

Жыл бұрын

chat is actually a demonic hivemind

Doug gaslighting his friend so he is right is such a jasmine play

@peterjohnson11655

Жыл бұрын

@gtoss chddy begone bot

@kaw57_

Жыл бұрын

@gtoss chddy begone bot

@Armaan2109

Жыл бұрын

@gtoss chddy begone bot

@bhmayhem

Жыл бұрын

@gtoss chddy begone bot

@laprinhound9369

Жыл бұрын

@gtoss chddy begone bot

I want all of you to take a second and watch Doug try to name all the Disney princesses 17:10

Parkser's movie/tv knowledge is so vast and expansive that I could never compare (and watching movies all day is basically all I do)

parkzer is genuinely so funny in this, please let him talk confusedly about movies and tv shows again sometime LMAO

@MazHazPazzaz

Жыл бұрын

Dude, Parkzer instantly makes every video they're in so much better.

@silvesta5027

Жыл бұрын

My man is the most culturally unaware person ever I love him so much

@NothingXemnas

Жыл бұрын

@@silvesta5027 I thought I was culturally dumb cuz i nearly never had access to cinema theaters (i only ever watched the first Monsters Inc, and never watched Alladin either) cuz I am quite poor, but him being COMPLETELY, UTTERLY UNAWARE of these films sounds like he not only never saw a TV in his life, I wonder if he even has Internet... unless this is all a bit. Addendum: DOUG DOESNT KNOW MY LITTLE MERMAID AND POCAHONTAS? my god, these people ... i never watched Pocahontas and I know her... how...

@praisesui-tyan

Жыл бұрын

Man, we really need the dislike button counter back to shit on these bots.

@jack_74

Жыл бұрын

@griffy hey thanks bro

Twitch Chat getting Deadpool in their test is way too fitting, down to the chaotic personality, the memes, and the multiple voices.

@zachnolan1639

Жыл бұрын

Deadpool Is Canadian so winter tracks

@badcrusader5237

Жыл бұрын

And a main character

Honestly here, I have horrible seasonal allergies that make the other seasons nearly unbearable, and I have super good memories with winter, I love the white gleam of snow, I don't mind cold tempatures, etc. Of course doug, I see you are thinking more of the praticality of each season, in terms such as tempature, rather than conventional tradions and memories relating to each season. This shows a small lack of bias, looking at the seasons for what they are, rather than what most make them out to be. (Besides lemoade and colors) this holds up with the rest of the video.

15:25 noooo, the reason "Aladdin" happened is because Jaffar wants the magic lamp inside the cave of wonders, but only someone pure of heart could enter the cave, retrieve the lamp and get out. So Jaffar, through divination, found Aladdin as the soul pure of heart, so he orchestrated events so that Aladdin would do the aforementioned. If Jaffar hadn't interfered and tricked Aladdin, he'd be rotting in a dungeon, Jasmine would be on her way to marry Jaffar (because he mind controlled the sultan) and the genie would never be free.

Can we talk about how Dougdougs lawyer hasn’t seen ANY MOVIES. He doesn’t know what Monsters Inc is, he hasn’t watched Shrek, he’s never heard of Aladdin. I’m half convinced that he doesn’t know what a movie is

@Someone-id5xj

Жыл бұрын

Correction, he watched all the Rush Hour movies

@Loderyod

Жыл бұрын

He is definitely the main character of DougDoug universe

@probablyparker4044

Жыл бұрын

@@Someone-id5xj don’t forget Jackie Chan Adventures, the greatest movie ever made!

@alessiofranciosini7088

Жыл бұрын

How can he be a lawyer if he hasn't seen Air Bud?

@MrRedpanda2442

Жыл бұрын

egor

As a father who had children obsessed with Monsters, Inc., I can tell you that Mike Wazowski is a co-main character in Monsters, Inc., and the main character in Monsters University. Therefore, chat is the main character.

@actuallystuff

Жыл бұрын

Inc. happened after University, so chat was the main character until they got demoted by my favorite main character princess jasmine

@runedoom

Жыл бұрын

@@actuallystuff who became the protagonist again at the end. Mike did become the number at obtaining laughter energy.

Жыл бұрын

@@runedoom Sully, I think.

@proudtiger2538

Жыл бұрын

i would say mike is 75% the main character, because he is 50% main character in monsters inc., and 100% main character in monsters university. taking the average of these two values gives us a clear percentage of how much main characterness mike (and thus chat) possesses

@Atlas_1127

10 ай бұрын

@ big chat energy coming out of this comment

Doug: "Marry Christmas Everybody" Me: Scrolls down, reads release date; "Aug 25"

I love how Doug Doug is so baffled by people liking winter, like he’s never heard of a place near the equator before. I live in Texas and winter is my favorite season cause I don’t melt the second I step outside and I can actually use my damn blanket at night

@breaktwilightwithkindness

17 күн бұрын

THANK YOU! I live in Texas too, earlier last month in April, it was 90 DEGREES, it feels good to use my butt warmer once and not boil alive.

Parkzer is literally the most clueless person I’ve ever heard speak about pop culture Also Cinderella came out in 1950 Doug

@TheAnimeEncyclopedia

Жыл бұрын

And then he knows Snooker and Jackie Chan Adventures XD

@peterscardino3919

Жыл бұрын

The two all mighty classics XD

@TheAnimeEncyclopedia

Жыл бұрын

@@peterscardino3919 Ye. Trust me though Jackie Chan Adventures was terribly underrated. I used to love it as a kid XD

@peterscardino3919

Жыл бұрын

@@TheAnimeEncyclopedia definitely a hall of fame kid show! I would swap immediately to that channel if I saw that name

@TheAnimeEncyclopedia

Жыл бұрын

@@peterscardino3919 Oh you know it to XD I used to constantly watch it on netflix

Doug: claims that chat is manipulative and tries to lead him toward wrong answers Also Doug: slanders the concepts of winter, milk, and lemonade, tries to claim that Mike Wazowski isn't a main character while Jasmine is, goes back and forth on whether his friend is a reliable source for deciding who is right based on whether or not the decision favors him

@hurou

Жыл бұрын

that is because winter sucks

@fastmadcow

Жыл бұрын

@@hurou winter is great. I’m a cow- cows love winter ❄️

@hurou

Жыл бұрын

@@fastmadcow as someone who's been through northern winter, I say it sucks, I prefer anything over it

@adamhellegaard2019

Жыл бұрын

@@hurou as someone who has lived in Montana all the years of my life, winter has not only the best aesthetics, but also does the best job of weeding out those who are too weak to survive

@gameworldjt

Жыл бұрын

@@hurou as someone who's been through semi-northern winter (very north of Kazakhstan, im not sure how north that is compared to the north you mean), i disagree with you sir

7:27 Jeff, June, Jeffry, jesse Jeff man, sully. Achievement unlocked: How did we get here?

21:58 "All you ask is if I wanna get divorced. Never if I want to get married." My friend does that as well. He always says he wants a divorce lmao

Parkzer being completely out of touch is probably the funniest thing in this whole video

If there's 1 thing we can all agree on, it's that Igor really does steal the show in Shrek, definitely the underdonkey of the story.

@Call_Upon_YAH

Жыл бұрын

Jesus Christ died for our sins, rose from the dead, and gives salvation to everyone who has faith in him. True faith in Jesus will have you bear good fruit and *drastically* change for the better! Those led by the Holy Spirit do not abide in wickedness. God is three in one; the Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit! Bless him! As I am led by the Holy Spirit, nothing I state is a lie, but the truth of God. Anyone who tells you differently is misinformed or a liar. They do not know God, nor led by him. Anyone who *claims* to be a Christian and is against what I am doing, for any reason; the Holy Spirit does not dwell within them. They know not God, read his word, and their religion is in vain. Do not hear them, they will mislead you, the lost cannot guide the lost.

@Call_Upon_YAH

Жыл бұрын

When you trust in God and cast your cares (worries, anxiety, depression, suicidal thoughts) upon him, they will be NO MORE! Know that there is power in the name Jesus Christ! His name casts out demons and heals! The world is wicked, evil, and of the devil. I too, was a wicked sinner of the world before I opened my heart to God. I am living proof of God's work and fruitfulness! He is an active God who hears the prayers of his! God's children are set apart (holy) and righteous. The devil is a liar that comes to steal, to kill, and to destroy; that includes your relationship with God.

@boranates1320

Жыл бұрын

@@Call_Upon_YAH allahu akbar

@ghostpopp

Жыл бұрын

@@Call_Upon_YAH then where did my worries anxiety go i still see them

@Call_Upon_YAH

Жыл бұрын

@@ghostpopp Hey! I have the verses here for you. When you cast all your cares upon God, he will take them! God being our heavenly father who protects us from so much already, will certainly take away any mental burden one of his children are carrying! How could you do the will of the Father if you're walking around depressed or anxious all the time? He doesn't want you to be depressed, anxious, etc. You just have to give it to him, trust in him, and lean on him on the matter! ❤️ 1 Peter 5:7 KJV 7 Casting all your care upon him; for he careth for you. John 14:27 KJV 27 Peace I leave with you, my peace I give unto you: not as the world giveth, give I unto you. Let not your heart be troubled, neither let it be afraid.

“Isn’t this a Marvel movie?” “Who’s the guy?” “What’s the donkey’s name? Igor? Oh.”

11:00 bro says Egor and the picture is of Donkey King.

I laughed my ass off at Parkzer trying to talk about movies, confusing the character's name, the studio that made them, wheter rick and morty is a movie or a series. And the "Jackie Chan Adventures" finished me

@aidenxiong2945

4 ай бұрын

This is an Igor moment

@maestrofeli4259

3 ай бұрын

yeah that was hilarious "igor the donkey" 😂😂😂

@okameow5693

22 күн бұрын

@@aidenxiong2945 "Welcome to the Onion room.."

Unironically, a stream where twitch chat chooses what to do while Doug shouts rigged from the sidelines sounds great

@Blue-fg8vt

Жыл бұрын

Well, this is it isn't it.

@blankspace8800

Жыл бұрын

I'd watch that.

@coffee-with-sprats

Жыл бұрын

I need it to happen. When ?

@vxicepickxv

Жыл бұрын

So this video?

Love how the video was chat picking a normal answer and Doug judging them harder then hes ever had before

1:23 As a Panamanian I can confirm that winter here is indeed two degrees colder...but it rains like hell almost every single day

Parkzer is so intelligent, deduced everything happening on stream without even looking at it

@skyprior3866

Жыл бұрын

@Recommended For You 🅥 wow it was almost smart, so close

@hiti6753

Жыл бұрын

Even the Snooker!

@klpliper5783

Жыл бұрын

actual ace attorney lawyer

@Drekromancer

Жыл бұрын

@@klpliper5783 unironically brilliant and hilarious. I'd love to see him more often.

Doug: *Goes to a British kids magazine website* Also Doug: "This is the most aggressively British thing I've ever seen"

@LobstertheGiggy

Жыл бұрын

Didn't even realise he was on the Beano website but suddenly the crisps answer makes 100x more sense

@faether1429

Жыл бұрын

I would complain if it wasn't british

@spooderman6312

Жыл бұрын

Twitch chat is collectively bri'ish confirmed

@ansuz5903

Жыл бұрын

BRI'ISH IS AWLWAYS AGGrESSIVE, INNIT??? 👁️🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷👁️

@paxgallery6646

Жыл бұрын

@@LobstertheGiggy As someone who recently played the splatfest demo for splatoon 3 reading 100x gave me a bit of anxiety for a second there lol

i think i liked this video when it first came out but i don’t remember it at ALL. thank you, doug, for making unmemorable entertaining content

OMFG! "One-handed wrestling" has me dead. Lmao 🤣

It’s okay Doug, side characters like you and Jasmine are important too

@triforce9286

Жыл бұрын

Exactly, just like Jasmine, if Doug wasn't there to start the story, we'd never be able to enjoy the chaotic story of the Main Character Twitch Chat

@Blue-fg8vt

Жыл бұрын

He's the mascot character.

I watched this whole VOD. Doug talks to Parkzer for like 15 minutes, and literally the only relatable thing Parkzer says the entire time is that the American school system made him dislike school.

@SmokeyEdits

Жыл бұрын

well this just adds to the mystery, how did he go through the american school system and not even know what monster's inc is? like? i'm genuinely struggling to understand this

@Liam_The_Great

Жыл бұрын

There is no american school system. Each state has its own

@CM-ss5pe

Жыл бұрын

I'm not sure he's even human.

@MercuryHg34

Жыл бұрын

@@Liam_The_Great Would that not be the point, good sir?

@woodlefoof2

Жыл бұрын

@@MercuryHg34 not really? Or maybe? It depends on who you ask I suppose. But the other guy is also silly, like it’s not like Alabama has a curriculum that is significantly different than New York, so the federal government has some standards for them to follow. But then I suppose maybe you want to centralize but that doesn’t seem like the issue for most people

I love how they were arguing and when parkzer said they could be deuteragonists he shut them down but the second he said it could be sully he completely agreed

As a big fan of monsters university, I’m here to say that even Pixar has confirmed Mike is the main character of that movie while Sully was the main character of the original

Seeing Twitch chat escape an abusive relationship with Doug was truly inspiring. Throughout the entire video Dougdoug points out all of Twitch chat's flaws, failing to acknowledge any of their good qualities. He mocks and insults them, and insists that he's the "main character" in their relationship, that it revolves around him, instead of treating them as equals, which is how a healthy relationship should be. Then after mocking and gaslighting Twitch chat for 20 minutes, he tries to convince them that they're perfect for each other, that Twitch chat has been madly in love with Doug the entire tume, that Twitch chat NEEDS him, because they couldn't succeed on their own due to the flaws Doug has pointed out throughout the video. Twitch chat realizes that Doug has been manipulating them, however, and instead rejects Doug, because they realize that it's more important to care for yourself than let someone else take control of your life. What an incredible masterpiece of storytelling. 3/10, needs more Parkzer.

@pokegard

Жыл бұрын

@gtoss chddy bot, I think

@IDKRandom

Жыл бұрын

@@pokegard yes

@thatgayguy9365

Жыл бұрын

I like the beautiful build yo just to knock it down and ask for more Parker

@rimimimimimimimim4170

Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@a.midnight

Жыл бұрын

Lmao

Parkzer is so culturally unaware and innocent but god we love him

Mike Wazowski literally has his own full attraction at Disney World

I wish I had time to watch Doug's streams. I feel like I would really enjoy myself in his chat

Either Parkzer is a great troll, or he actually lives in a freaking cave in the Amazon Rainforest

@itsnyetime

Жыл бұрын

I think he does live in a cave

@rickrolled3666

Жыл бұрын

Yo 🔥kzread.info/dash/bejne/pJh-m8Ssfpqwcdo.html.

@Kimchifox

Жыл бұрын

Parkzer is too busy with his legal cases and protecting and serving to watch movies

After this, I’m convinced that Parkzer isn’t Doug’s friend but rather his hostage

@parklife27

Жыл бұрын

parkzer is more like doug's dad

princess jasmine being the main character of aladdin is like link being the main character of zelda

this video feels like i have been teleported to a dimension where people dont watch movies but they still exist

Love how Doug made it a point that he's in his 30's, doesn't watch animated Disney movies, and hasn't since he was a kid. Then proceeded to fail to name a majority of the older princess that were around when he was a kid. 🤣

@scalemerald

Жыл бұрын

the divorce made him forget

@Randomd0g

Жыл бұрын

The wife took the princess memories in the divorce

@goodsirbear-7579

Жыл бұрын

like Cinderella came out in the 50's

I love the fact that throughout the entire livestream there was a slim percentage of people that were just clicking on DougDoug’s face

@ewanb1086

Жыл бұрын

5%

@maxiluke9140

Жыл бұрын

Funny kids

23:24 A-team and B-team finally got married 🥰🥰🥰

Bro the dude u called hasn’t been inside his house to watch a show in decades bro has too much life

I thought Doug acting like a brat about chat's opinion on things would be the highlight of this video, but Parkzer's innocence and unawareness about popular culture fucking sent me

@roboticminer8843

Жыл бұрын

Same here

Parkzer is both highly intelligent and culturally inept and he bounces of doug and twitch chat so well

@techno1561

9 ай бұрын

Especially since it would be impossible to tell if he was joking or not.

@collincaperton6718

7 ай бұрын

​@@techno1561theres no way he can be as culturally inept as he makes himself out to be but if hes joking he is very convincing

Next time Doug is at a convention or something he should take everyone there out for snooker, pastrami, and autumn.

Summer: hot, is shit Spring: Can't breathe season Fall: nice colors, chilly but nothing super amazing Winter: Cold, but beautiful snow, great atmosphere, best holidays, and you can be inside with hot chocolate as either snow or rain falls gently onto your window. Objectively cozy 10/10 would recommend

I love how Parkzer was literally going out but came back to do a personality test and discuss if Igor The Donkey is the main character in Shrek

@Drekromancer

Жыл бұрын

The hero we needed

I like how he called a guy who has apparently ony ever watched the rush hour movies and jackie chan adventures as his authority on movies

@Shadow-sx4gh

Жыл бұрын

Ye but he's a cop lawyer, so he's pretty much a genius

@ItsHimBro

Жыл бұрын

Rush Hour is one of the greatest cinematic movie series ever made.

@Oscillic

10 ай бұрын

@@ItsHimBroI agree

@TemmiePlays

3 ай бұрын

​@@ItsHimBroyeah it had Igor the Donkey it slapped

@hatmanmanofhats8167

3 ай бұрын

Igor Tucker give the performance of a life time

18:23 "you are a fossil"

I'm from Sweden and Winter is obviously the best time of year. Makes it more fun to drive because you can do rally slides anywhere, it's not hot outside so you can actually enjoy a walk, santa visits and you get to be inside A LOT without people nagging about it being "good to be outside".

Parkzer is like if "Turkey sandwich with lemonade" was a personality, and that's why we all love him.

@MUGENanaya

Жыл бұрын

what does this mean im eating that right now

@coffee-with-sprats

Жыл бұрын

Good.

@Crimsonxkingx

Жыл бұрын

How is lemonade sour???

@Crimsonxkingx

Жыл бұрын

They put like 51 g of sugar (Googled)

@bananasauz4337

Жыл бұрын

@@Crimsonxkingx BECAUSE THERE IS LEMON IN IT. It’s a lot of sugar, yeah, but it’s still a lemon.

Parkzer is such an icon. Never even heard of Monsters, Inc and he STILL is spot on with his analysis.

“I like to believe you guys are normal humans and are not just a bunch of people in Florida in a dumpster eating snow.”

I think doug is 3 month old princess and has never seen winter, food, or lemonade.

Doug, nothing is going through chat's mind, just white noise, static, and a blank screen; once you turn off your stream, all of us go into reboot mode, which is complete darkness and quiet.

@OreganoParsley

Жыл бұрын

That’s why we go from divorced males to children who like winter.

@radarcore2125

Жыл бұрын

@DougDoug 🅥 thank you dougdoug

@teamchaos5101

Жыл бұрын

I can confirm this as I don't have thoughts

@DOMINNIMOD198

Жыл бұрын

As a background character i can confirm

@anti_neon8910

Жыл бұрын

well uh.... INTP-T Makes perfect sense lol

Oh my god the dynamic between Doug and Parkzer is so hilarious dude they are just so naturally funny when they’re interacting lmao

@aguyontheinternet8436

Жыл бұрын

the perfect trifecta Doug Parkzer and Twitch Chat

@solsystem1342

Жыл бұрын

@Recommended For You 🅥 lmao, that's a new one. Still won't work though

@Drekromancer

Жыл бұрын

@@aguyontheinternet8436 get these three on a podcast

@aguyontheinternet8436

Жыл бұрын

@@solsystem1342 it worked on me. . .

I still can't believe he didn't know tangled. Like that's pretty much the only one important

Sully is the main character of Monsters Inc., but Mike is the main character of Monsters University