You guys can check out the full patch notes (which is a WAY BETTER video) over here on the Clips channel: kzread.info/dash/bejne/jKaTtbyapbWsg6g.html

@user-ck5vb6xl4e

23 күн бұрын

The patch notes gave me a wife to divorce, the patch notes gave me a basement to live in, the patch notes is my favorite main character

@kingcherryblossom2059

23 күн бұрын

Peak

@SB-ex8nt

23 күн бұрын

This is hilarious.

@tomathysimons6531

23 күн бұрын

Wait is the clips channel official or not?

@jasonfox7084

23 күн бұрын

@@tomathysimons6531yes

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@user-qs8cn6gw2w

23 күн бұрын

Lil monotone spitting ABSOLUTE FIRE🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥

@uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhidk

23 күн бұрын

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@TJsDump

23 күн бұрын

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@AshwinRonanki

23 күн бұрын

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@trickstertwister612

23 күн бұрын

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I love how doug just makes these wide sweeping statements, "Half the people on Earth believe the swallowing spiders myth" "Most people don't brush twice a day" "There is a huge, silent amount of people who tuned into a stream and decided they vehemently hate me" "I'm not bald" Just wild what he says sometimes

@ah.neat.408

23 күн бұрын

Don't forget about when he said people don't potatoes, they like the taste of oil and salt. When people made a pizza dough comparison, he acted like they were crazy.

@thiagobp0159

23 күн бұрын

As someone who's tried unsalted McDonalds fries, he's right in that case, I can't defend him elsewhere though

@i-am-linja

23 күн бұрын

@@thiagobp0159 Bad example; those things sog up like nobody's business. For real potato flavour, I suggest seeing if you can get crisps that come in a paper bag, and are as dark as possible.

@thiagobp0159

23 күн бұрын

@@i-am-linja like I said any other potato, then he is just wrong

@Someone-sc2hk

23 күн бұрын

not to different from yt comments actually

The timing between Doug saying "I thought it was going to read them" and the Narrator actually reading them is perfect, couldn't have been better scripted.

@twobrosincorporated

19 күн бұрын

That’s because it’s all rigged.

Worth noting, Blindness is not only a scale, but there are many varieties. They are lots of people with fuzzy vision or color blindness that benefit from accessibility options like menu narrators or high visibility mode and it would be rather callous to say, "well just tough it out or just don't play". That being said this implementation is hilarious.

@maybenat

23 күн бұрын

THANK YOU, I literally spent 5 minutes scrolling begging to find someone pointing this out lmao

@HaartieeTRUE

22 күн бұрын

I'm 90% sure, whoever is blind enough to need a narrator, simply cannot play regardless if its present or not.

@Goldenblade14

22 күн бұрын

If you are legally blind to the point where you need someone to read to you for 20 minutes, hate to break it but you wouldnt be able to enjoy the game in the first place.

@kubaGR8

21 күн бұрын

@@Goldenblade14 Absolutely callous.

@soyboy42069

20 күн бұрын

@@Goldenblade14who are you to say how much someone can enjoy something? why is it a bad thing to have screen narration, which will have absolutely no impact whatsoever unless you explicitly turn it on? absolutely callous

I unironically just sat through 16 minutes of Microsoft patch notes

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@riverdoge

23 күн бұрын

Go to the VOD and you'll be able to watch through an hour of just patch notes

@nox7796

23 күн бұрын

Watch the vod version😁

@weinereater-wm6qm

23 күн бұрын

It was even better in the actual stream for literally 3 hours

@wad3y.

23 күн бұрын

Someone link the vod

This video is legitimately like watching paint dry and I couldn't be more invested

@GCUgreyarea

23 күн бұрын

It was even better in person, it was like 3 hours and I was dying laughing.

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23 күн бұрын

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@haleybrown8197

23 күн бұрын

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@riccardopetrina4212

23 күн бұрын

A man of culture. 10K+ viewers was amazing

@purple-47

23 күн бұрын

15:50 it was mentioned a year ago

My mom has worked 20 years in the dental industry and has taught me a lot growing up, you brush your teeth fine Doug. Firstly, you want to only do circular motions in the fronts and backs of your teeth because the tops will ruin the bristles on the brush and a simple back and forth motion is good there. Second, that person that said "use your wrist" is absolutely wrong because repetitive movements like that can cause massive amounts of fatigue especially in elder and more arthritic people like you. Hope this helps!

@DariusFlynt_2012

23 күн бұрын

That’s a good tip for me honestly. Also Happy Mother’s Day to mom the dentist.

@LifeOfGesture

23 күн бұрын

Advice and a roast

@raiknightshade3442

23 күн бұрын

Considering when drawing you're supposed to draw from the shoulder, I would assume you probably do the same when brushing your teeth! Carpal tunnel and arthritis are no joke, kids!

@steam-powereddolphin5449

23 күн бұрын

Considering how often toothbrushes should be replaced (was it every 3 months?), do the tops of the teeth ruin the bristles quickly enough for that to matter?

@RayanShaikh-bf1gp

22 күн бұрын

My uncle has been the president of dentistry in the USA, and I can say with confidence that dougdougs careless brushing habits will lead to him losing all his teeth, balding even more and becoming even worse at 2d platformers.

“I thought it was gonna read the release notes” - Reads release notes 😭😭😭

@ccfffvbbbbbffg1774

22 күн бұрын

Uuuuooooooooohhhhhhhhhh 😭😭😭

the best part is when you realise the installation counts as play time and you can't refund it Edit: ok so this issue was actually resolved 4 years ago

@void-highlighter

23 күн бұрын

thats evil

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@mrgladiator2642

23 күн бұрын

That's such bullshit XD

@recreal3628

23 күн бұрын

But with how helldivers 2 happened with refunds, you could maybe get a human refunder and just say "i physically could not play for 3 hours because of downloads"

@joaquincasascortes624

23 күн бұрын

It's a Microsoft product, anti-consumer is part of their DNA.

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@lightning4743

23 күн бұрын

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@Xenonia

23 күн бұрын

Pause...

@Xenonia

23 күн бұрын

...button

@jackzone8762

23 күн бұрын

Release notes…

Another reason why viewership might go down after Doug is finished coding is his international audience. I remember this stream, I left a short while after the game was downloaded. I had to get up early in the morning, I was already pushing it with my sleep schedule, and it felt like a good ending point. This doesn't explain the viewership going up immediately whenever Doug codes, but it could be why people leave. I watch Doug for his personality and showmanship, I don't necessarily need him to play games.

@korok2619

23 күн бұрын

yep definitely a "do i still want to watch?" point like every major change in a stream

@temeraire8329

23 күн бұрын

Also usually the coding usually happens at the start of the stream (or at least before the gameplay). Since a huge part of the community is european, most of them will be in bed until he starts playing a game. This doesn't explain an abrupt decline in viewers, but it does explain a gradual one.

@solidpandacka5544

23 күн бұрын

i feel like it also has to do with people watching live wanting to see if it works or not and it feels like gambling. also it is satisfying to watch someone resolve a problem after they've been at it for a long time

@Smileyrat

23 күн бұрын

I feel like coding lets chat take part by giveing suggestions. And interaction is what makes Doug's streams so fun.

@RayDragonM

10 күн бұрын

that’s my streamer

"You guys are backseating me" he says while brushing his teeth and listening to Microsoft flight sim patch notes. Truly a league of his own.

Doug is good at 2d downloaders

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23 күн бұрын

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@solder_pro621

23 күн бұрын

Truly words of wisdom,​@@EEEEEEEE

@rowboat10

23 күн бұрын

The only thing he's good at that's related to the second dimension

@BeLKa4444

23 күн бұрын

Bro literally playing the best 2D flying simulator downloading in his life 🥲

@ms.artipan

22 күн бұрын

🤣

Aside from the fact that it is recommended to brush your teeth twice a day, morning breath is absolutely a thing. I brush in the morning so I don't gross out other people.

@I_Toxic_I

23 күн бұрын

Had a buddy call me weird for taking a shower in the morning

@choke-

23 күн бұрын

​@@I_Toxic_Ibut then you go to sleep dirty unless you shower again

@androgynous_artist

23 күн бұрын

That is very true, but dentists actually recommend (to people with disabilities or mental health barriers that stop them from brushing twice a day) brushing at night because then you’re not letting all the food and tar sit in your teeth overnight to fester. So, while twice a day is recommended and morning breath isn’t great, brushing your teeth at night is better for your dental hygiene. ^^ Definitely have some mints or gum tho if you don’t brush your teeth before seeing people… my own morning breath repulses me lol

@andrewbogard2411

23 күн бұрын

​@@choke- I normally can't take a shower at night as it wakes me up

@OscarLT321

23 күн бұрын

​@@choke- If you sleep wild, there is no point in showering before bed.

the funniest part is that after sitting there downloading microsoft flight simulator for an hour and a half, there were exactly two minutes of gameplay before he crashed the plane and switched to another game

11:58 Doug, i can watch anyone play Spelunky or Mario But you're the only one i can go to for patch notes content other than PM Seymour

4:06 "this stream sucks" and yet he found the narration funny, hes already lost his mind

@G-Cole-01

23 күн бұрын

it was "this stream sucks"

@da_real_bup

23 күн бұрын

​@@G-Cole-01yeah I heard it, I'll change it

6:14 Doug doesn't know how bacteria work

@justcallmenoah5743

23 күн бұрын

Your mouth is generally filled with bacteria all the time. That bacteria protects your mouth.

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@3coinstar

23 күн бұрын

he didnt eat any bacteria either

@diney7085

23 күн бұрын

You brush your teeth in the morning because tooth paste leaves a film around your teeth that protects your enamel, not to kill off bacteria.

@samuelmalaby7498

23 күн бұрын

His ass does NOT understand germ theory.

The fade to black and back to the “Loading: Please Wait… 100%” is perhaps the greatest moment in any DougDoug content ever.

Not only did thousands watch this live, but it is also trending on KZread. Incredible.

"everybody can leave now" You heard it here, class dismissed!

@jingbot1071

23 күн бұрын

Merry Christmas everybody

@TCStink3

22 күн бұрын

*Proceeds to get imprisoned*

@totallynothatguy1698

22 күн бұрын

The chat does not dismiss you, *Doug dismisses you.*

@Mothyave

22 күн бұрын

@@totallynothatguy1698 Doug wishes he had the power, but unfortunately, he is at the mercy of Chat

Real, msfs download is actually like taking a portal back to 2003

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@Kubose

23 күн бұрын

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@mcthrowawaya294

23 күн бұрын

Microsoft Flight Simulator took me 5 days to download because the download application for the game was throttled, at least it let me close out of the launcher and save how much it downloaded so I was able to turn my computer off during the night.

@Celestia282

23 күн бұрын

I remember back in high school, I tried to torrent all of Dragonball, Dragonball Z, and Dragonball GT. I had to leave my computer on 24/7, and it still took nine days. Now I get impatient if a web page takes more than a second to load. What happened?

@Hypogean7

23 күн бұрын

@@Celestia282 You got used to comfort.

This is the dougdoug equivalent of the broom closet ending. Nice to see Doug living up to the legacy of his much less bald brother.

The "NOT CLICKBAIT" made me think it was a clickbait, but no, the video title is perfectly accurate.

@Keldor314

19 күн бұрын

The only inaccurate thing about is how fast his download was! MSFS never gives me anything near 200 mbits/s! More like 10.

"Why would we eat spiders in our sleep?" Because they come with their own floss.

@j.b.5422

20 күн бұрын

damn bro thats based AF

You read patch notes, RT watches paint dry, you two should collaborate to make the most random boring stream of all time lol Love the video

@Armund_Wolffe

23 күн бұрын

they're just sitting outside on an empty lawn watching the grass grow lmao

@nlald

23 күн бұрын

Recreating a slice of life anime stream, but nothing happens.

@claireclearwater-gs9zc

22 күн бұрын

They fly to each other’s houses for different collabs, then stream a silent video of each other’s flights.

@scalemerald

22 күн бұрын

so glad theres at least one other person who had this idea and technically they have interacted and streamed together in the twitch plays pokemon thing, but i think just those two together would be chaotic as hell

The thing about DougDoug is that I get to watch a man be bullied into brushing his teeth and then have his technique scrutinized by thousands of people and somehow it makes me laugh so much that I start a coughing fit that makes me think I’m about to die and if I had died at that very moment I would’ve been perfectly fine because I had just witnessed the funniest thing I’ve ever seen.

The sheer despair on dougdoug’s face when he thought there was more downloading was palpable

I don’t know why, but the prediction between patch notes and download was the most intense thing ever

loading, please wait. 100% should be a catch phrase

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@Exponaut_R-01

23 күн бұрын

It should be a donation sound

@daryncollins7640

23 күн бұрын

@@Exponaut_R-01 you mean channel point reward? if so amazing idea

@kolbysather

23 күн бұрын

I just like imagine an action movie when the hero finally kills the villain this is what he says😂

@daryncollins7640

23 күн бұрын

@@kolbysather or even better thats what the villain says right before he enacts his master plan

I exhaled quite fast when the "loading, please wait, 100%" started again

This is the most DougDoug video I’ve ever seen, I can’t tell if he’s secretly a genius or he’s as big of a ding dong for training us to like ads, watch him argue with his AI self, or watch him download a flight simulator

I literally just finished rewatching the Dougies 2023 and this gets uploaded. Here’s to BEST stream of the year 2023

@TheEnderOcelot

23 күн бұрын

ong bro

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@JadeTheIdiot184

22 күн бұрын

OMG SAME WHAT

The best part about this is (if I’m thinking of the right stream), after spending more than an hour watching the game try to download, he played the actual game for about two minutes

The last part felt emotional. Like a true heart to heart. I do love watching DougDoug, he can make the most mundane thing interesting.

“Loading. Please wait.” Now haunts my dreams at night 💀

@aaronmccullers384

23 күн бұрын

100%

@Smileyrat

23 күн бұрын

Dream Loading: please wait...

@PixelRockett

20 күн бұрын

@@Smileyrat100%

8:42 "Doug please translate this to Irish, thank you!"

No joke, this is genuinely one of my favorite DougDoug videos

"It's decompressing? Okay, I guess it has worked pretty hard, it's gotta chill" is an underrated pun

oh my God is this finally the 3-hour live stream of him downloading the whole thing hell yeah I'm so excited to watch this

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23 күн бұрын

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@bugbug2953

23 күн бұрын

They cut the best parts though (the other 2 hours and 50 minutes)

On the behalf of the entire Dougtube community.... Thank you. Thank you for allowing us to see this wonderful journey and continue to make us part of the Doug family.

When you're happy you enjoy the music, but when you're sad you understand the lyrics

I watched the entirety of this vod, and didn’t speed it up, and it was wonderful. This shortened version of it doesn’t fully capture its beauty

Every time I happen to check Doug on twitch I appreciate the editors a lot more because I always happen to enter the stream at the most boring moments and I leave again for weeks

BILLIONS (of spiders) MUST PERISH

@Interestking

23 күн бұрын

"Tonight, millions (of spiders) will die".

@ccfffvbbbbbffg1774

22 күн бұрын

"I HAVE PERSONALLY KILLED OVER 7 TRILLION (spiders) PEOPLE!"

@j.b.5422

20 күн бұрын

do ey?

this is one of, if not the best video you have published on any of your channels doug, i am proud of you

10:50 I had a friend who joined a stream and never watched again I asked what happened ... He joined when the laundry timer went off...with headphones...on max volume

Task Manager Simulator 2024

Doug is the only guy on this platform that can make an entertaining video without ever leaving a loading scteen.

Hey Doug I just want to say thank you for posting this. These videos have been a huge help for me during this difficult portion of my life. Thank you so much

This was genuinely great content. I love you, Doug.

No video has given me of an incentive to visit the twitch channel more than this one. thank you DougDougDoug

i single handedly raise the unconscious spider eating averages

@Egzindahouse

23 күн бұрын

I raise the conscious spider eating average, if that counts. They’re crunchy. I’m banned from the Arachnid House at my local zoo.

@spacechoc

23 күн бұрын

shit we found spiders georg

@mellaniethompson7444

23 күн бұрын

@@spacechoc the legend who eats 10,000 spiders a day??

@sarahbunny0618

23 күн бұрын

@@spacechocOmg that’s what I was going to say…..we’ve finally found him

@beafbuger

23 күн бұрын

spiders georg?!!

this was genuinely a beautiful video. i wish it were longer

I love sitting and watching patch notes 🎶 relaxing, calming, at 100%

6:30 Doug : Eat spiders Chat : MMMMMMM

Not brushing his teeth in the morning is weirder to me than all the olive oil stuff 😂

@royalblanket

23 күн бұрын

The fact that Doug apparently ignored the very common saying to brush twice a day and then assumed everyone else did the same thing he did is very funny

@peaceful7610

23 күн бұрын

No for once im on dougs side why are yall brushing twice a day its not that serious

@olavisalomaa

23 күн бұрын

Sometimes when I oversleep and don't have time to brush my teeth I feel gross for half of the day. Brushing in the morning makes you feel fresh and wakes you up a littlle bit.

@AAAAAA-nw1tx

23 күн бұрын

@@royalblanket Wait, do people actually do it twice a day? I thought chat was just messing with him

@justcallmenoah5743

23 күн бұрын

Some people do, some people don't.

6:22 As a spider, I am ashamed that Doug would vigorously deny that humans eat us. Our everyday existence involves us wondering if we will be sacrificed for the betterment of out species

I think a reason why the streams have more viewers during the more "quiet" parts of the stream is that those are the moments when the streamer is most talkative and interacts with chat. When gaming your focus is going to be mostly on the game. And we've all seen people game, seeing someone stuck on a loading screen along with about a thousand others, Now that's a novel situation!.. Also during those moments chat gets to interact with the streamer comparatively more than when mid-gaming, which i think is the main thing. Doug is an interesting person. People wanna hear what he has to say!

@IceFlower22

20 күн бұрын

Also sidenote, i never know if i should refer to the ytber (or streamer in this case) in third or second person. It feels awkward either way

i've been waiting for an edited video of this stream since the stream started

NOW HES FLYING WITHOUT A LICENCE tsk tsk tsk AND NOT EVEN BRUSHING HIS TEETH TWICE A DAY tsk tsk tsk

@OhBoyILoveTomatoes

23 күн бұрын

YEAHHHHH TSK THAT FRAUD

@aimoth9953

23 күн бұрын

1 count of unlawful downloading

this stream really has been helping me makes me feel so much better

I've watched the full VOD multiple times. It's worth it.

This was genuinely one of my favorite streams last year

That synced up loading please wait from a sub was perfect

@deadboyo2773

23 күн бұрын

Just wanted to tell you that your subscriptions are public, specifically "miss inke noir" maybe turn off public subscriptions Or don't, maybe you like everyone knowing that you into hypno, I also like it so dw

@heavensdevil6943

23 күн бұрын

@deadboyo2773 the world absolutely can know that, it'll just make me giggle lol

@deadboyo2773

23 күн бұрын

@@heavensdevil6943 fair enough, based and hypnotized

@koni5883

23 күн бұрын

Nice pfp

@Interestking

23 күн бұрын

@@deadboyo2773 I'm confused. How is this information found, and should I be worried?

Doug I’ve opened your streams 3 or 4 times and I don’t think you were playing a game a single time I did, love the content man 🫶

Literally the best stream last year. Such a fun ride

Got a headache watching this and had to take a break… best stream of the year ❤️

This is the best video I have ever watched. I’m going to watch the streams for more content like this!

This was genuinely one of my favourite streams

I can't believe DougBog downloaded the entirety of Microsoft Flight Simulator! Easily the hardest gaming challenge he's done so far. Also, loading please wait 100% lobotomy edit when?

This is the content we sub to Doug for!!! Loading please wait. One hundred percent.

sunk-cost fallacy noun the phenomenon whereby a person is reluctant to abandon a strategy or course of action because they have invested heavily in it, even when it is clear that abandonment would be more beneficial. "the sunk-cost fallacy creeps into a lot of major financial decisions"

This is unironically the first video I've seen of yours. As a big fan of MSFS this is hilarious because I was going insane trying to install it myself.

Best video ive seen, love loading screens thank you dearly for sharing this intimate moment 🥰☺️

THIS WAS THE GREATEST STREAM DOUGDOUG EVER MADE

Literally most people I know brush once a day. Its come up more often than I'd expect but the sentiment is pretty much always "I know we should brush twice, but most of the time I only do it once and I need to get better about it" but never actually do.

@bassfight2936

23 күн бұрын

Wtf, how do you not all have shitty teeth and/or horrible breath?

Doug. I literally listen to any stream or vid you have in the background while I game, clean, or work to fill the void and pass time. I just did dishes while listening to this 10/10. Also it’s clear you’re not a gaming channel, you’re a gambling channel. Thanks

oh my god the JJ the Jetplane tumbnail just hit me in the nostalgia like a truck.. i completely forgot that nightmare fuel existed..

i think my favorite part was when he was downloading microsoft flight simulator but the part where he was downloading microsoft flight simulator was also amazing though again there is the part where he was downloading microsoft flight simulator. god this is such a hard decision my wife is going to divorce me again

@frogfox4287

23 күн бұрын

Which wife? I know people are just lining up to divorce you.

@j.b.5422

20 күн бұрын

@@frogfox4287 xarmen sandiegso

Doug i Love you! Your the best Witch Painter i now!

I'll be honest, I love watching you Doug for everything that goes wrong. I am 100% sure I wouldn't love your channel as much if chaos and unexpected glitch weren't part of the content. I kinda love watching how you manage to make everything so entertaining even if nothing is really happening!

6:25 That myth was literally created for a study seeing how fast a myth spreads.

The epicness of the patch notes finishing was so fucking cool

They actually uploaded it to DougDoug clips. It’s beautiful.

Dougdoug might be the only streamer ever that can post a video about patch notes and we will all flock to watch this, eating food and just listening to voice narrator

Doug has the fascinating ability to make anything interesting to watch. His editors help condense it and make it funnier of course, but he's still really really funny.

Doug is proficient with two-dimensional downloaders.

I was watching Doug installing Microsoft flight simulator while I was downloading a TF2 map in order to join the server

this is the best video you've uploaded since you started youtube. congrats on getting so far doug.

a while back I put on this VOD as background noise and ended up listening to the whole thing. only doug can make something like this entertaining

Not brushing your teeth in the morning is one of the nastiest things I've ever heard lmao

@duncandl910

23 күн бұрын

Then you haven't heard of anything nasty

@SmipoMcBlipo

5 күн бұрын

it's not THAT bad it just gets rid of morning breath but doesn't terribly affect ur dental hygiene

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This was my favorite Dougdoug stream

Honestly, I would’ve been an incredibly funny bit if chat had all actually left as soon as the download stopped. Doug even set it up perfectly by talking about how him playing games is much less popular than literally anything else happening on stream

Can you make the Dougdougdougdougdoug Chanel just be patch notes Mr dlingus?

I can’t see the video, it’s still loading

The reason we stay for the stupid moments like this is simple. It’s because Doug manages to capitalize on little moments like this, that are relatable to us all. We’ve all sat watching a download bar for hours on end at some point. Anxiously waiting for it to finish. While the in-house narrator explains everything I’m looking at in relation to the loading bar. And somewhere between eight and ten thousand people screaming at me and throwing money at us. Classic.

it's so funny that the full patch notes stream was genuinely entertaining