"Manned by the worst crew in space" That's an understatement.

@vtr0104

4 жыл бұрын

Or, it wasn't giving them enough credit, considering the even bigger bunch of idiots from Covenant....

@DSAK55

3 жыл бұрын

$13 trillion to get there but they can't afford LASIK eye surgery for the biologist

@wilhelmpetzold6904

2 жыл бұрын

Then came covenant and they toped that

@JohnVanderbeck

2 жыл бұрын

indeed. I'm notorious for being able to watch pretty much any movie, no matter how dumb or campy, but I couldn't even get through about half of this before shutting it off. It's like these are LITERALLY the stupidest people even spawned in the Human genepool.

@thierryfaquet7405

2 жыл бұрын

trillion dollars mission obviously don't need psy eval for its crew. Multi years mission would be bland without the daily drama.

Someone needs to get this guy a cough drop. Now.

@Airftn

9 жыл бұрын

Phillip Nunya What happen to the other guy?

@phillipnunya6793

9 жыл бұрын

Kyle B I think this is the voice he used to do.

@Airftn

9 жыл бұрын

oooooh

@phillipnunya6793

9 жыл бұрын

Robin It is? Hmmm.....

@JediMasterSp0ck

9 жыл бұрын

I believe this guy went in the army: that's why he stopped doing it

'WHAT THEY FOUND' 'WAS A BALD ALBINO' I'm dead.

@alifah34

8 жыл бұрын

I died too

@sleven8013

8 жыл бұрын

Albino died too

@caroloonfloon

7 жыл бұрын

Love your icon! So great! Nichijou...

@paranoid_andro1d-111

4 жыл бұрын

hee hee ha haaaaaa!

@danielwordsworth1843

3 жыл бұрын

Should have said Handsome Squidward

Prometheus school of running away from things

@outtheredude

4 жыл бұрын

F-, for running in a straight line, directly away from the really big wheel alien space craft thingy, headed in the same direction you're going, that's also way faster than you.

@kennethdzengedza8978

3 жыл бұрын

Cinemasins

@guybrush1701

3 жыл бұрын

Best. KZread joke. Ever!!

@calebmauer1751

3 жыл бұрын

Ding

@christopherbriseno7418

2 жыл бұрын

Love Cinema Sins 😏❤️

Respect the old voice. He started it all. If not for him we’ll never hear the new one

@pianomanmuzik

4 жыл бұрын

i miss this voice actually, he's delivery was epic!!

@tarfap.kpamber9732

3 жыл бұрын

@@pianomanmuzik High-five! Many viewers dislike him but I like his unique delivery. Check out Twilight and The Hunger Games honest trailers.

@isen2619

9 ай бұрын

@@tarfap.kpamber9732 to me it sounds like he is damaging his voice by speaking that way, makes it difficult to listen to

@beanlegume9965

8 ай бұрын

His voice is the funniest.

"An idiot woman, who can only run in straight lines" AHHHHH I can't stop laughing!

@DigenisGR

4 жыл бұрын

Now we know what movies GoT creators watched to base Rickon Stark's run.

The first Alien movie created the impression of a spaceship as a workplace and it seemed believable. In Prometheus too many people seemed to be no good at their jobs.

"Prometheus School of Running" anyone?

@Lycan_the_deerdog

7 жыл бұрын

Roger Roger yep

@Chrismcredmond

7 жыл бұрын

Alvin De Rama i never understood the running part at the speed the ship is going so close behind her running to the side would create absolutly no ddistance between her and it as it would quickly catch up and kill her even quicker it's the same for game of trones when ramsey killed young stark he could run zigzag all he wanted ramsey would be still aiming for him wouldn't have changed anything except he wouldn't reach jon as quick do people not get that I know it looks silly from the way it's framed but still

@lauragiani5000

7 жыл бұрын

Chris McRedmond j

@THExRISER

7 жыл бұрын

yup

@somethinglikethat2176

6 жыл бұрын

That's by far the best thing to come out of this movie

2:09 _"An epic quest, that has no answers or payoff to anything!"_ In other words, typical Damon Lindelof writing.

@thierryfaquet7405

2 жыл бұрын

@Gevorg1989 joke on you

"a super vagina" I died

@trudiva9000

7 жыл бұрын

Jessie Rivas no kidding

@mandisimelaneschaal9823

7 жыл бұрын

ehehehehe #laughing in zulu

@babydragon1096

7 жыл бұрын

only part that made me laugh

@NoOnesIdea

7 жыл бұрын

Vagina dentata supreme

@Sabrina-bk9wv

6 жыл бұрын

Jessie

2:50 "They went looking for a prequel; what they found was a bald albino"! OMFG I totally lost it!

@timber72

8 ай бұрын

Didja now...?

man I never realised how bad the old voiceover was

@PretendoDirects

7 жыл бұрын

The old voice guy was corny. Wich made it funny lol

@triple_axel973

7 жыл бұрын

+Niko Skipz I laugh at the old voice jokes than the new one more honestly

@skitcom5200

7 жыл бұрын

I know he's just annoying

@happensallthetime3693

7 жыл бұрын

i like him

@barissahin6517

7 жыл бұрын

ugh the old guys jokes are funnier but his voice hurts my ears

I lost it at Benjamin Button, that was too funny. hahahaha

@LadyRhapsody38

9 жыл бұрын

ibsprintin 'Super vagina' was the one that had me in hysterics. lol

@robdillenger4763

8 жыл бұрын

+Eliana B (DaemonicKitten) actually, "super vagina" is basically just a regular human vagina; mouth covered in fangs, tentacles, the only real difference are the eyes. trust me, I'm a doctor.

Am I the only one who liked this movie?! Thumbs up plz if you liked this movie too!

@NathanWubs

10 жыл бұрын

People like the movie, as long as they can turn their brains off.

@4evr0dd

10 жыл бұрын

***** Actually, it takes quite a bit of intelligence to understand just how great of a movie this is. It's indirect and doesn't necessarily present it RIGHT THERE in front of you, but if you think of a bigger picture and notice small details you should see why it's so great. In fact, I can link you to a video right here on KZread that explains better than anyone I've seen so far just why it is so spectacular. EDIT: Definitely would have done better as a novel, however.

@TheLordofChaosz

10 жыл бұрын

***** give us the link I want to know how this guy can defend the worst movie that I ever watched.

@NathanWubs

10 жыл бұрын

Bel Rick For most people yes. As most people follow the bandwagon anyways. But there are plenty of legitimate reasons that this movie fails. The part show in honest trailers is just the tip of the icebergh, but the most glaring.

@ThrottleKitty

10 жыл бұрын

As a long time fan of Alien, I liked Prometheus. It's a good movie, I don't get why so many people hate it. It's no less confusing and disorganized then the original alien movies. I think people just automatically hate new installments of old series without fairly judging it.

Dr.manhattan Dam i lost my shits when he said that

@louisj.zamora3661

8 жыл бұрын

So fuckin funny

@scrappermax9513

8 жыл бұрын

+Wade Wilson sup

@louisj.zamora3661

8 жыл бұрын

Berper Nova nothin much

@Chrismcredmond

7 жыл бұрын

Daddy's little psycho Mommy's little soldier oh damn hope you found your shit afterwards It seems to happen pretty common on here

@louisj.zamora3661

7 жыл бұрын

Chris McRedmond 😂😂

Everyone at first thinks perhaps the movie is so intelligent it requires a second viewing as it pretends to be, nope its just full of plot holes and bad story telling. The creators actually purposely cut scenes to make it seem more mysterious than it really is.

@musicaccount3340

8 жыл бұрын

+chizoioioi exactly, they tried to make it mysterious so hard that it stopped making sense.

@Waltersop

8 жыл бұрын

It could have been smart but the characters were SO stupid you just cant believed they were actually humain being

@kwm03041

7 жыл бұрын

Preach!!

@marcioaso

7 жыл бұрын

Writer: "sorry, with sense the scripts will cost double"

@VanArkride

7 жыл бұрын

chizoioioi wrong

Prometheus was such a damn mess. You guys stole my heart with "Black Oil from the X-Files"!

@tlrlml

10 жыл бұрын

Nathan Lovy There was an ending?

@SRAANG01

10 жыл бұрын

tlrlml Haha as a huge fan of the Alien series, I didn't even see Prometheus. Now... Um, I don't want to see it.

@reneen.3519

10 жыл бұрын

SRAANG01 It was a serious mess.

@CRobertson86

10 жыл бұрын

Renee N. I Agree. I thought i was just being thick when i came out scratching my head thinking what the fuck was this shit but obvs im not alone lol

@ConsecDesign

9 жыл бұрын

***** maybe that is the real genius of this film: instead of, like, any setup/payoff, let's cram it full of pointless symbolism, illogical characters with unclear motivations, and ultimately, a trite, paper-thin plot that goes nowhere (literally), all the while, tricking the audience into thinking they're somehow thickheaded for not piecing it together. huge disappointment and massive waste of a golden opportunity

"A stoner geologist" Was that a f*cking pun?

I laughed so hard at Supervagina that my abs hurt and I started crying!

@shte34567

3 жыл бұрын

ikrrr

@SNIFFMYBADGER

2 жыл бұрын

but can you jump, fall and repel with painful abs?

That Cesarean Section scene was traumatizing

i went into this movie knowing nothing about it. i only realized afterwards that it was an alien prequel. i think that this movie makes more sense standalone than as a prequel

@Tavishburn

10 жыл бұрын

it makes sense, its one of those films that gives really big hints of planned sequels so purposfully leaves questions unanswered to make the audience come up with their own theorys of what happened and so they can make a sequel, but usually that sequel never happens

@jaredscott1416

10 жыл бұрын

i had to see the "alien" at the end to relize that this crap movie was actually a prequal to decent movies? even then the "alien" wasnt a true xenomorph

@Tavishburn

10 жыл бұрын

i think of them as the start of the evolution of the aliens we know as that was probably the first alien to come from a human host, the aliens we know and love are usually in film years and years and years into the future giving the evolution rate in the xenomorph speciecs from animal to animal its not hard to belive that they could have evolved given time and perfected what they could make out of a human host

"They went looking for a prequel, what they found was a bald albino" I think I just killed my ribcage reading that.

@kwanteikkhow230

5 жыл бұрын

An alien is popping out of your ribcage. Don't worry happens to the best of us

I didn't think that the film looked bad - it actually had good visuals, music, special effects, etc. just the dialog/script & acting were sub-par. so many times the characters made weird, incoherent choices. my only guess is they had a linear path to navigate & so had to have some characters "sacrifice" themselves to the plot in order to keep the film on track rather than having them evolve the story in a more natural way. it's too bad cause I had high hopes for this.

love this guy's voice

The reason the Alien at the end looks different, is because thats how the Xenomorphs (Aliens) work, their appearance is determined by the creature they were created from, in the other movies, a human, and in this case, an engineer.

@VixXstazosJOB

9 жыл бұрын

Hence the freaking name (Xenomorphs) right?

@Matrim42

9 жыл бұрын

VixXstazosJOB No, xenomorph was a general term for "alien" used by the WYC and the Colonial Marines to designate non-human lifeforms.

@pevides438

9 жыл бұрын

Matrim42 Correct. Xenomorph is greek(I think) for extraterrestrial life-form. Xeno for stranger (As in not from where we are) and Morph for Life-form.

@Shatamx

9 жыл бұрын

Wrong. It's didn't come from a natural hugger. My question how would David know they would smash that night? Right? That's why he drugged him? That's the only explanation. My god the plots a mess. Anyway it's just a end result of the bio weapon.

@EnderSwagger

9 жыл бұрын

Shatamx And? The hugger works the same way anyways, even if it is different in appearance, for example, in AvP Requiem, the main Xenomorph, who bursted from a Predator, had the features of one, it had the Dreadlock…things, and its mouth bits.

Its amazing how much better the new voiceover guy sounds

@kratosspartan1755

Жыл бұрын

The old guy is better

"Big things have small beginnings" is my favorite line of the movie

Literally the funniest part of this watching it today is the part at the end where he begs them to stay away from Blade Runner which now has a sequel LOL

This movie was seriously ridiculous, it may have even been a joke for all we know. You know with the freaking alien at the end and stuff.

@Folker46590

10 жыл бұрын

So true, I can't even watch this movie all the way through, it sucks so bad. People doing stupid things, a "scientist" who acts like a spoiled rich kid, the crew is so laid back their boring as hell to watch. It's just bad, bad, bad.

@JohnEusebioToronto

10 жыл бұрын

tom thuenen Not even the good kind of laid back where they feel at home doing their jobs and it all comes naturally to them. They're more laid back like "I don't want to be here, and for all intensive purposes I am not qualified to be here, but I don't care enough to leave".

@Folker46590

10 жыл бұрын

John Eusebio Considering the time it takes to get anywhere and that the ship looks almost brand new, the crew comes across as very jaded. Like they have done this a hundred times before, that the wonder of exploration means nothing to them. But people have not been in space long enough for that kind of attitude to set in yet. I hated the crew and the Captain, not to mention the stupidity of the "scientist".

@avidbenny

10 жыл бұрын

John Eusebio

@tlrlml

10 жыл бұрын

As a movie it's crap, but it does have a purpose...it's amazingly effective test of endurance.

this voice suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucks

@aw4991

9 жыл бұрын

Janov Clervil Say that in this voice and we just might

@TheBlackRazgriz

9 жыл бұрын

I get what he's saying I thought it was just me lol it sounds too raspy

@SalvableRuin

9 жыл бұрын

Janov Clervil Why? It is a terrible voice. He is trying so hard to do a movie trailer voice and it is nothing but fail.

This movie had so much potential that was just wasted.

@canceritself1854

8 жыл бұрын

It had potential, and it was good.

@edwardheaney3641

7 жыл бұрын

But it could've been spectacular, a monument for the ages, but it was wasted.

@Piterixos

7 жыл бұрын

I couldn't agree more. I was simply embarassed for the most part. The amount of nonsense in this movie destroyed all climate and suspend.

@canceritself1854

7 жыл бұрын

+Piterixos Oh quite making puddles of tears over a god damn movie, It was a good movie, and a lot of people liked it. Get over it.

@edwardheaney3641

7 жыл бұрын

Cancer Itself185 It was good, but it could've been better. Way better

Loved the black oil reference. I miss the 90s.

I actually liked this movie - then again I went to watch it without knowing it was a prequel to the Alien franchise (me and my dad only knew that it was by the same director as Alien), so the little nods to Aliens were really appreciated and the ending was increidbly satisfying for me.

@foggianism

Жыл бұрын

I watched the movie without knowing anything about it beforehand and thought it was shitty. At the end, seeing the alien-like creature made me go like "oh no, they didn't"...

My god, this has been my favourite of your trailers. I have literally cried all over my keyboard.

3:06 "God, please just stay away from Bladerunner" * WHELP *

Wow. These have come a long way!

Man people who hate on this movie don't look past face value. It's so misunderstood. This is one of my favorite movies btw.

@narutofan4545

9 жыл бұрын

Hashpotato Damn son control that edge. 2001 and Oldboy are some of my other favoirtes.

@jesseb9496

9 жыл бұрын

could you please answer all of those unanswered questions mentioned in the video? ie black goo, engineer, the Old man, etc

Oh god, i lol so hard at this one. 'Noomi Rapeface", "Data", "Dr. Manhattan"... XD

@chuckfrancis2795

10 жыл бұрын

i am DYING laughing at them

Please, never stop making this :')

2:56 He could've said handsome squidward and this video would have been gold...

This dude's voice always reminded my of Hulk's dad in the first Hulk movie.

@jeffii9890

8 жыл бұрын

Dimitri Sainis You nailed it!!!! I could NOT figure out who's voice this resembled and you got it. Nick Nolte

@Dimitri1221XxX

8 жыл бұрын

:)

I lolled so hard at the finding of bald albinos and the cast names omg ahahahahahahahaha

"...Benjamin Button..." and "...the black oil from the X-files" ...LOL. it's true

Gotta love it when the Voice Guy goes turbo. You just know they're trying to force something silly down your throat!

To be fair if i must choose a prequel for alien saga...i prefer alien vs predator 1 and 2.

@alteredizzy

10 жыл бұрын

***** no there really good. but everyone has a opinion

@alteredizzy

10 жыл бұрын

***** alien vs predator 1 and 2 were good. bust just like when alien came out no one had a fucking clue what was going on. at least they explain it

@alteredizzy

10 жыл бұрын

***** uh uh no. if you love aliens and predators. you would love the movies. because of the fights. and story

@alteredizzy

10 жыл бұрын

***** i like who you're speaking for every hardcore avp fan. i am one and the fact of a movie with them fighting made me get past the story. if you are a so cal;ed fan then you can get past the story for the fighting and background told for these creatures

@SupurbGamingGP

9 жыл бұрын

izzy raider Must be a troll. No AvP fan, EVER, could like the movies. Fucking shit. Prometheus was waaay better then AvP 1, and shits on AvPR. before you go saying "You're not an AvP fan then" I betcha I could trump you in anything AvP relaated.

Lol dr. Manhattan

@MeidoInHebun

10 жыл бұрын

Lol'd at the same spot.

@hellomate639

10 жыл бұрын

MauerArker Me too!

This guys voice is so calming

Prometheus is a beautiful amazing mess of a movie. Absolutely love it. In some ways it's my second favorite Alien movie after the original, though Aliens is #2 overall.

"super vagina!"

On this planet we have guys like Steve Irwin molesting stingrays, and the Grizzly man who went to Alaska to play with Kodiak bears. The first ended up with a barb through the heart and the second was eaten alive. I had no problem believing a crazy biologist would try to wrangle an alien snake.

@Matrim42

9 жыл бұрын

I did, especially after running in fear from a 2000 year old corpse...

@roybatty-

9 жыл бұрын

Matrim42 There are documented cases of astronauts/cosmonauts who hallucinated in space. People who were screened and tested before being selected, who broke down psychologically at some point during the mission.

@roybatty-

9 жыл бұрын

Matrim42 NASA actually has a protocol for an astronaut that might go psychotic in space. It entails binding their wrists and feet and injecting them with tranquilizers.

@Matrim42

9 жыл бұрын

Which might explain it if they bother to lampshade such an event in the movie at all, which they didn't. Instead, they had a guy who had been ok up to that point, randomly get scared and run off only to later become randomly infatuated with a vagina-penis. You might as well be arguing that he had an undocumented case of necrophobia that the movie never bothered to inform us about. And astronauts having delusional episodes are for entirely different reasons than what these people were dealing with.

@roybatty-

9 жыл бұрын

Matrim42 Millburn lost his mind while trapped in a dark, terrifying cave on an alien planet.

The more I think about Prometheus the more i'm convinced that Ridley Scott just flipped the bird to us all. My gosh it's so ridiculous, it's gotta be a sci fi spoof!

@jbvader721

8 жыл бұрын

+KissKiss BangBang Especially when you remember that Ridley Scott comes right back to form with "The Martian" after "Prometheus'" failure.

@kyleshockley1573

7 жыл бұрын

Prometheus was probably his making good with studio execs so as to move on to whatever else he wanted to do. He's had a history of filler films where you can sense a producer's hands getting into the mix.

Some of your best movie ripping, Lol. Thanks H.T.

I had to watch it 4 times to understand anything. I still have no idea what it's supposed to be.

the only part i liked in this movie was Michael Fassbender (David) and the chaos he was trying to create lol...rather, just Fassbender alone (i'm sorry to those who disagree, but Michael F is gorgeous)

@SpaceJesus2098

10 жыл бұрын

he was the only decent part of the film. he worked really well to develop the character...

@whorundaworldgirls1

10 жыл бұрын

SpaceJesus2098 oh i know, and i really did love his somewhat evil side, but i have to admit i was more taken by how utterly gorgeous he looked/looks :D

@Julia-lk8jn

2 жыл бұрын

Yep, he did a great job balancing that android somewhere between sympathetic and then down-right sociopathic. Then again: leave a human being in isolation for months on end and they'll end up a bit messed up, too.

1:19 Must have graduated from the Prometheus School of Running Away From Things.

@HaxawWorkshop

Ай бұрын

One of the greatest “running” jokes on the channel

I can’t handle the old voice

i loved prometheus but it did leave us with ALOT of unanswered questions it could have been a nice 3+ hr epic is they answered everything...

"God, please, just stay away from Bladerunner" You silly, silly man. You can't stop Hollywood. Ready for Robocop?

@dustincorthell1870

10 жыл бұрын

This comment made me both laugh and legitimately cry because there's so much truth to that statement.

2:00-2:02 WHY can't I stop repeating that part? Squid baby's flailing around like "That;s me!"

.." Noomi Rapeface..." I laughed ENTIRELY too much at that one!..LOL!

Even when you do movies I love I can't help but laugh, these are so well done

"What they found was a bald albino" lololol

Did anyone notice that robots in Alien movies, even if it's only a movie that would like to be an Alien movie, always looses their heads? Always!

@sanderflop

7 жыл бұрын

Not in alien resurrection but that didn't count

@Julia-lk8jn

2 жыл бұрын

I think directors just like talking android heads. I didn't look it up, but I'm fairly certain it happend to Data more than once.

They went looking.... What they found.....WAS A BALD ALBINO I Died laughing XD

"Unsatisfying final episode" of Lost. LMAO.

Laughed so hard when he said "Super Vagina"

"Noomi Rapeface" is still one of my favorite quotes on this site

3:06 "Please stay away from Blade Runner." Blade Runner 2049: "No."

If I was given the chance to make a $125 million film, I'd make damn sure the story made sense and was perfectly written. ...I don't understand how these people do it.

@aleck7777777

10 ай бұрын

'cuz the public still devours it

Prometheus is one of those movies for me that I shut my brain off and drool at how pretty it is. Almost the same as using The Phantom Menace to force me to fall asleep.

@Kubinda12345

10 жыл бұрын

Have you seen Alien vs. Predator 2?

great summary!

@HaxawWorkshop

Ай бұрын

These guys always nail it.

"Please let them stay away from BLADE RUNNER". Ha-ha-ha! They got that right 😂

I died when he said "A movie with so much CGI the Visual Department forgot to change anyone's heart rate" I am literally crying from this!!!!

starring: handsome squidward

Loved that old voice, his appearance in star wars 7 trailer was so clever

When deciding on watching a movie - I go to Honest trailers. :) Hasn't failed me yet.

This film looks truly appalling. I love this channel. It provides me with regular confirmation that since Hollywood decided to stiff all the really creative writers, very few films are worth watching since the most creative writers are steering clear. I wonder what will happen when they run out of Marvel Comics and Tolkien books? Maybe they will pay off that woman that said she wrote the matrix and get that franchise back on the road. Nah they will just resurrect Star Wars and butcher it like they did with the Terminator.

@generalhorse493

10 жыл бұрын

i kinda liked this film the same way i liked rio 2. they need to do that and rio

@adfggffffffddffd

10 жыл бұрын

I thought these "honest movie trailer's" were for people who already seen the movie? You do realize that just because it pokes fun at "iconic" movies doesn't mean that they sucked right? Also it's just opinion. I get some of the points that they make making fun of this movie but I don't think that most people who saw it hated it. I rather enjoyed it actually. Though i agree it could have had some more Aliens in it but it is a prequel movie so what do you expect? Also I didn't know it was a prequel to the alien movies before i started watching it so I didn't have an expectation for it. They do an honest trailer of Jurassic Park for crying out loud which they use as a reference to one of Spielberg's great movies while making fun of "Indiana Jones & The Kingdom of The Crystal Skull".

@generalhorse493

10 жыл бұрын

you wanna see em do rio and rio 2? i sure wanna

@jomormont

10 жыл бұрын

There were aspects and ideas that could have been used in a much better plot that I really liked. It had some promise if it weren't for the laziness that was apparent in the movie.

@wjestick

9 жыл бұрын

silentk59 A lot of people who watch these trailers have also watched the films. They have looked at the summary derived from the trailer and looked at the film and concluded again and again that the trailer predicted the entertainment value of the film. To make good satire, it is necessary to have a substantial core of material to work from. Many of these films have a weak core and the satire brings this to the fore. The better films can still be satirised but it requires more creativity and understanding. If the trailer only has a few superficial themes to satirise it does not speak well of the content of the film.

sad day for the aliens francise

Anyone else watching this after seeing the new Honest Trailer for ALIENS?

@user-mo7qf9wt1e

7 жыл бұрын

Matthew Hagerty Me although I watched it before.

the best of honest trailer.

0:13 ok, that was actually kinda funny xD Like the rest of the video :D

Honest Trailers - Alien

That was great! I haven't laugh so hard for ages!

I haven't seen the alien franchise, but seen this one and liked it

@MrFancyHosen

7 жыл бұрын

although even as a stand alone movie , it's really hard to like it. The visual effects are gorgeous , but that's it. The characters aren't likable, half of them are flat out idiotic, the writing is all over the place, even the biggest of idiots would know not to run into the shadow of a falling space craft.

@TheBigTamale

7 жыл бұрын

Blasphemy

@TequilaToothpick

7 жыл бұрын

You owe it to yourself to watch Alien and Aliens. One is possibly the greatest horror movie ever made, the other one of the best action movies ever made.

It's sad when a bald albino alien is the hottest character in a movie.

Most damn accurate thing I've seen all day. Something else that bothered me: if Prometheus is a prequel to Alien (by who knows how many years), then why is their tech so much more advanced? Yes, it's because CGI didn't really exist in 1979, but the retro-tech can still be part of the production design. From this aspect, the videogame Alien: Isolation is a far better heir to the series' crown when it comes to continuity.

"Super Vagina" LOL, I can't stop laughing

movie producers should pay screen junkies for these awesome trailers

I honestly loved this movie but this was freaking hilarious. I lost it at "super vagina!" omfg X'D

Sometimes I think you guys live in my head.. hahahaha. Good one, this was.

@jamspam8306

10 жыл бұрын

Yolo Yoda...oh wait...

:38 are those infinity stones? 😂😂😂

YES! The sheer mention of this movie sends me into a ferocious nerd rage!

Surprised there was no reference to discount Tom Hardy. Also I laughed about Noomi Rapeface because I thought I was the only person who called her that lol

HAHAHA Dr Manhattan !!! Please tell me people get that reference

@southpawYT

10 жыл бұрын

nah we're all terrible nerds who've never read the best known graphic novel of all time.

@helloimmartina

10 жыл бұрын

Well, sir.. As a huge comic fan myself I would hope that people know who Dr Manhattan is. Sadly, I know a lot of people only know of the common character's such is Superman, Batman, Iron man, Captain America.. No need to be sarcastic . I personally love the Silver Surfer. c:

@southpawYT

10 жыл бұрын

Martina Soda being sarcastic is literally the only thing that brings joy to my tired, dead little heart.

@helloimmartina

10 жыл бұрын

***** Well, I hope you feel better.

Amazing how your voice has changed over the years.

Lol stay away from blade runner now there making a sequel

@gustavebobo3615

7 жыл бұрын

Robert Bowser damn, I think i'm gonna cry

@ajet0452

7 жыл бұрын

Ridley scott isnt making it and it looks really good so be hopefully

@xexxex3325

7 жыл бұрын

Robert Bowser DECKARD IS A REPLICANT. The End.

@darthportus

7 жыл бұрын

RUN !!!!! BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE !!!!

@movement2contact

7 жыл бұрын

*they're

This was an honest trailer, no lie. However, I still like Prometheus. It wasn't ever supposed to address the Xenomorphs; that was never the movie's intent. It was to expand upon the Space Jockey from the first Alien movie Ridley Scott directed. Many of us, Alien purists have been dying to see a movie expounding who, what, and whys of the Space Jockeys. The Alien Franchise dealt with the Xenomorphs. Prometheus is all about the Space Jockeys/Engineers and Ridley Scott' obsession about "God" and existentialism and the human need to know where we came from.

@JohnFelipo

10 жыл бұрын

Agreed. In my opinion Prometheus tackled much more interesting subjects than the Alien Franchise. Then again, I wasn't around then the original franchise was made, so what do I know...

@fodxp

10 жыл бұрын

There was an scene in Alien that was cut from the theatrical release where Ripley found both Bret and Dallas being broken down as biological compost to create the Xenomorph eggs, rather than a "queen alien." The "black goo" acts as a biological weapon and/or means of significantly altering a creature's DNA beyond the natural laws of evolution while making the altered new creature more hostile as a result. There is a pattern forming, and I would conjecture that humans are the hostile children of the Engineers, as shown in the beginning scene. We would are the "Xenomorph" to their "Human."

I liked this movie only because at the time I had never seen any of the Alien movies and now I love the Alien movies because this film got me involved in the love of Alien

@Matrim42

9 жыл бұрын

Really? Because even absent all the baggage from the Alien franchise it's still a shit film.

@tedstriker6646

9 жыл бұрын

And what cave have you been living in?

@thurstablelane7567

9 жыл бұрын

Ted Striker Well...No I was in No cave I was just stating that this film was good as I had never seen any of the Alien movies but I still love this film as it got me into the franchise but I know that this film is better than the other Alien movies 3 and resurrection

@tedstriker6646

9 жыл бұрын

Tom C Well, perhaps. I find all three of them awful. Alien and Aliens were fantastic. From then on it was one disaster after another.

@thurstablelane7567

9 жыл бұрын

Ted Striker I was terrified by Alien then by Aliens I could not sleep for a while it was very scary but really cool

This was outstanding 👌🤣🤣🤣🤣🔥👍!! You guys did a fantastic job 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

The best movie trailer I've ever seen! Applause to the author!!!