Do you want the Jurassic World franchise to introduce human/raptor hybrids? One: Speak up and join the conversation- we encourage respectful debate. Two: Respect your community- racism, misogyny, homophobia and hate speech aren’t tolerated. Three: “Be nice.” - Dalton from Roadhouse

@boop4012

5 жыл бұрын

Screen Junkies yesssssssssss Long live the #humoraptor

@jacobrengen

5 жыл бұрын

Screen Junkies can yo please say Godzilla is coming to fight screen junkies

@aayushkumarsf0222

5 жыл бұрын

I want the jurrasic park franchise to end.

@ismimiokumaktazamankaybetm5939

5 жыл бұрын

OFC NO wtf thank god they changed the script before the jurassic world

@bengoodwin2141

5 жыл бұрын

Screen Junkies NO FUCK NO

Say “An explosion a day keeps the Michaels at Bay”

@Chesh89

5 жыл бұрын

That ☝

@starwars4655

5 жыл бұрын

😂

@Ladykyra101

5 жыл бұрын

Clever. 😏

@agostov.4508

5 жыл бұрын

They better frickin choose this

@SapphireSolstice67

5 жыл бұрын

Thank y'all for all the support, I just thought of it randomly because I was wondering if the actual line was, ... keeps the doctor away OR ... keeps the doctor at bay, Bay, Michael Bay!

"They're alive, like me." *Dinosaurs immediately kill the two guards at the end of the tunnel.

@abemora3338

5 жыл бұрын

Mr 12 Is Back They were mercs so who cares?

@12staunton1

5 жыл бұрын

The dinos didn't know that.

@abemora3338

5 жыл бұрын

Mr 12 Is Back On some level they probably did.

@ag7dragonfly

5 жыл бұрын

@@abemora3338 No they did not, they are animals they kill, they would have killed the same little girl that freed them and honestly I hope that stupid girl gets eaten by a dinosaur that's what she deserves.

@abemora3338

5 жыл бұрын

ag7dragonfly Let it go kid.

She's part Raptor, and part Indominus Rex... which was also part Raptor... so she's more parts RAPTOR! Grant: "You bred Raptors?"

@skyslash7

5 жыл бұрын

maburaho347 starlord

@louiswebtser

4 жыл бұрын

Scy Slash someone hasn’t seen the first movie...

@carsonchiu6069

4 жыл бұрын

so many parts raptor that she's just a regular raptor that's blue

@tagreedibrahim9978

4 жыл бұрын

And now for some reason it's a he

@starlight0313

3 жыл бұрын

Two thirds raptor

This is one of the most savage honest trailers I've seen in a while lol

@alewiina

4 жыл бұрын

for good reason, really

@GhanshyamSingh-sk1fs

4 жыл бұрын

Not good reason

@Michael-qb6qe

3 жыл бұрын

This film is an absolute abomination

@janeray8742

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah, honestly I loved this movie, but everything they say in the trailer is totally justified LOL

@rgood2056

3 жыл бұрын

I felt the heat of that Star Wars burn from orbit

-Can clone humans -Can splice genes to make super soldiers *Makes dinosaur instead of Captain America*

@dargaronsoftsong3193

5 жыл бұрын

Heck, forget about using Dinosaur DNA, start combing through the DNA of our fellow hominids (now extinct) for useful protein configurations. Or even check the Y chromosome for any beneficial recessive traits (since almost no one is born with double Y chromosomes, and those that do suffer from severe physical ailments, any beneficial recessive alleles on that chromosome would never be expressed unless humans artificially introduced them to an X chromosome). Genetic research has an ENORMOUS amount of potential.

@toddgarver5397

3 жыл бұрын

They should of made a mixture of both. Dino Captain or Captain Dinosaur or American Dinosaur. That would have been infinitely cooler than the movie we got.

@gregorymoore2877

3 жыл бұрын

...in a movie that has Star Lord and Grand Master.

@Rei_IsJustHere

3 жыл бұрын

@@gregorymoore2877 that explain why he is immortal If u don't understand dis in guardian of the galaxy star lord is immortal

@gregorymoore2877

3 жыл бұрын

@@Rei_IsJustHere After Guardians Vol. 2 when they kill Ego, he is no longer immortal.

I cried a bit at the Brachiosaurus death. Like damn you take the most peaceful and majestic creature in Jurassic Park and murder it in the most dramatic way possible.

@ParkRanger2000

5 жыл бұрын

But it was a great send off for Isla Nublar. Sure, it was depressing AF, but it was appropriate for Isla Nublar's send off.

@ParkRanger2000

5 жыл бұрын

@@priceless5334 What??? It was fake??? I thought they actually has a creature that was suppose to be extinct!

@ParkRanger2000

5 жыл бұрын

@@priceless5334 I thought it was real! The CGI WAS INCREDIBLE!

@ratan4692

5 жыл бұрын

@@priceless5334 You took the bait. smh.

@priceless5334

5 жыл бұрын

@@ratan4692 well I thought that that could be true because knowhone could be this stupid.

"I had to...they're alive, like me." ... "What?!?!?" EXACTLY!

@samueltutuwan3107

5 жыл бұрын

EXACTLY!!

@travelandbeyonds

5 жыл бұрын

Exactly

@maryblankenship5925

4 жыл бұрын

She's a clone too.

@SealAngel

4 жыл бұрын

What the hell are you talking about?

@mr.stuffdoer8483

3 жыл бұрын

No really what do people not get about this

"If you're wondering why their personality switched in between... HEY LOOK OVER THERE IT'S JEFF GOLDBLUM !"

@feynstein1004

4 жыл бұрын

Hello smelly cat

@neoplante

4 жыл бұрын

hi pheebs

@locopells4406

3 жыл бұрын

Except they didn't really, you've got Claire's character development and Owen's 'tough' act...

A paramilitary guy, who replaced the last paramilitary guy, who replaced the last paramilitary guy, who replaced the last paramilitary guy, who replaced the last paramilitary guy.

@keithwalter506

5 жыл бұрын

Paramilitary inception!

@manuelalbertoromero9528

5 жыл бұрын

...Maybe they should stop hiring actors to play paramilitary dudes in these films.

@CasualNotice

5 жыл бұрын

To be fair, the first paramilitary guy was a good guy and spent his non-shooty (and not-dying) parts advising against every stupid thing Hammond did that led to the park's (and his) ultimate demise.

@dvader518

5 жыл бұрын

CasualNotice Wasn’t he just a hunter and not paramilitary?

@CBrown

5 жыл бұрын

I think you forgot a paramilitary guy or two.

"Dumb...finds a way". Screen Junkies best...line...ever!

@ParkRanger2000

5 жыл бұрын

IT'S SO GROUNDBREAKING! IT'S SO AMAZING! THIS IS NEXT GEN TYPE OF STUFF HERE!

@JaydevRaol

Жыл бұрын

Yeah

"Alan."

"Allan" literally gets funnier every time you put it in something.

@Beverly_Dingus

3 жыл бұрын

I've been watching all the Jurassic movie honest trailers back to back and the absurdity of so many "Alan!" additions is making me cry laughing.

*ALAN* Damn! My life is complete.

@paulpaul8861

5 жыл бұрын

Glad to see Alan is back. He has been missing from recent Honest Trailers Alan

@Emopandagurke

5 жыл бұрын

if you watch closely the alan raptor disintegrated in the infinity war honest trailer :-D

I never thought I would see an unfunny Chris Pratt. I guess his sense of humor is trapped in the Soul Stone.

@gloom_bug

5 жыл бұрын

Yup. RIP Chris Pratt's personality

@samwiseholmes8622

5 жыл бұрын

Yeah, imagine someone acting a different kind of character :O So outrageous

@edvaira6891

5 жыл бұрын

In his defense, he was stuck making this shitstorm as his marriage was collapsing...wouldn’t make someone all that cheerful, would it??

@thelastrave4753

5 жыл бұрын

@@MickeySherbert your opinion bro

@aceofshade5286

5 жыл бұрын

edvaira6891 That’s what I said

My roommate was not a huge Jurassic Park/World fan but I had seen all the originals so many times. While we were watching this together she kept going "Wow how do you keep knowing what is going to happen next!?" I was like 'BECAUSE THIS IS LITERALLY THE EXACT SAME PLOT TO THE LOST WORLD" I'm glad I wasn't the only one who picked up on that haha.

I never realized how similar the plot of The Lost World and Fallen Kingdom was!

@jbvader721

4 жыл бұрын

Just goes to show that originality left the building the very moment "Lost World" was greenlit.

@loganbigmo

8 ай бұрын

Should've called the movie _The Lost Park: Jurassic World_

Auuuuuugghhhhhh

@Cuzjudd

5 жыл бұрын

Im feeling GOAT meme material

@TheZMage

5 жыл бұрын

If that jail was slowly filling up with toxic gas, we would remove the inmates

@tyrajeneen2201

5 жыл бұрын

Lmao 😫🤣🤣 right

5 жыл бұрын

Those convicts are not the last of their species !

@MrCyberschnitzel

5 жыл бұрын

So you're comparing murdering and raping people to animals that were here before us?

Nice to see you guys hold off on the "Alan" for 12 whole seconds.

I HAD to release these dangerous invasive species of artificial genetically engineered theme park monsters onto an unsuspecting populace. I just HAD to.

@nosfrattirek5690

5 жыл бұрын

How else were they gonna justify a third movie that will suck ass but still make $1B+?

@Drglord13

5 жыл бұрын

These animals would not even make it a couple of kilometers into the wild of the US. Too many hunters with guns.

@comforth3898

4 жыл бұрын

@@nosfrattirek5690 but seriously How are they always making a billion dollars

@nosfrattirek5690

4 жыл бұрын

@@comforth3898 Because it's Jurassic Park. Godzilla: King of the Monsters is pretty much the same thing as this movie, great special effects with incredibly stupid and boring human characters and no scenario to speak of, but it didn't even make $400M because most people don't care much for the monsterverse or whatever they call it, whereas Jurassic Park/World will always attract fans of the franchise. Same thing that's happening with Star Wars and many other older, popular franchises.

@grammaton6leric

4 жыл бұрын

@@comforth3898 Because people's desire for nostalgia to provide a speck of happiness in the otherwise bleak hell-world we currently live in overpowers their good sense, and apparently their ability to objectively analyze films.

0:54 "Dumb, uhh... finds a way" xD

Rip Little Foot's Grandmother. Never forget. :'(

@user-bp3lx9dr9o

5 жыл бұрын

I inderstood that refrens

@yuyaricachimuel555

5 жыл бұрын

That was in the previous movie since that one had an apatosaurus.

@Nube-Gamer

5 жыл бұрын

Wrong Dino. But good joke.

@Wired4Life2

5 жыл бұрын

Uhh, lose the "grand" and you're good.

@really4473

5 жыл бұрын

Bruh that’s deep

"Quick, cut to the Brachiosaurus from the first movie! That's the same one?! What is wrong with you people?" Ok, I can agree on that. That death scene was too tragic and heart-wrenching. Curse you, JA Bayona!!!

@montielovesyouu

5 жыл бұрын

I wasnt ready for that. 😭😭

@razorramonscokebag34

5 жыл бұрын

Hated seeing all the dinosaurs dying.

@montielovesyouu

5 жыл бұрын

@@razorramonscokebag34 Honestly. I shed a tear just seeing that LOL.

@WFFILMS

5 жыл бұрын

it could just have jumped into the water 🤦🏻‍♂️ smh

@fireflower17

5 жыл бұрын

Damn, that Brachiosaurus death scene was sad..

"Dumb finds a way" this should be the line of the year

@rottenhead8385

2 жыл бұрын

underrated reply

I’ve watched all the Jurassic Park honest trailers in order and everytime the dinosaur says “Alan!” I loose it 😂

Say, "What makes a hero? Punching an old lady in the face!"

@ETin6666

5 жыл бұрын

That clip just gave birth to a meme.

@kriteshdixit6494

5 жыл бұрын

All hail Capt. Marvel

@DrygdorDradgvork

5 жыл бұрын

Nicholas Damiani lol

@muks277

5 жыл бұрын

Ah, captain marvel

@SofiyaRaj

5 жыл бұрын

LOL! I can see this is going to result in a million over-used memes even before we actually find out why the old lady got punched.

Obligatory for every Jurassic Park Trailer: ... ... *ALAN*

The brachiosaurus scene had me actually emotional, then the filmmakers had the extraordinary idea to make it strike a pose. 😐

@Jurgen123445

Жыл бұрын

That scene is literally the ending of the original book, that's why it makes you emotional: The actual writers of the film had nothing to do with it.

*ALAN!!!!*

“Dumb finds a way” is definitely a great summation of the series. It certainly sums up the last movie where they finally managed to build a WORKING DINO PARK and are like “hold up, we haven’t played God enough”

@mdb45424

5 жыл бұрын

what gets me is the dumb idea to weaponize the dinosaurs, they cost billions if not trillions to make and they are selling them for mere millions. also they would make terrible weapons, useless caverly and costly haulers

@thewitcherking937

5 жыл бұрын

That's what humans are. Dumb.

@kapetao

5 жыл бұрын

dumb finds a way is the best phrase in this video by far

@thewitcherking937

5 жыл бұрын

@@kapetao summarizes screen junkies.

@robinliesens7983

5 жыл бұрын

mdb45424 Not to mention that in JW we get introduced to this idea because Owen seems to "control" raptors but they really only do the same basic tasks any zoo animal does in real life. The whole basis of these new movies is so laughably bad if you think about it.

“They’re alive.....like me.” WHAT?! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@rubenzavala2084

5 жыл бұрын

So if you discovered you are a clone wouldn't you be shaken? That's a *kid* realizing she is one just like the dinosaurs she has been hearing so much about. It's not that crazy. She feels identified so she saves them. If you can clone a dinosaur you can clone a person. So Idk what the big deal with that scene is.

@sanwayzar

4 жыл бұрын

@The Goddamn Batman they'll be fine. They'll be fiiiiiiinnne. Life, uh, finds a way.

4:42 I called that girl an idiot for releasing literally the most dangerous creatures onto the US dooming god knows how many people to a gruesome fate.

@xeda787_

5 жыл бұрын

@@GuardianGrarl Yes that is what I meant when I said "literally the most dangerous creatures"

@musicalhistory4392

5 жыл бұрын

Quite frankly the U.S. government could evacuate the area, and then bomb all the dinosaurs to death if they so desired(they are just bigger man-eating reptiles), its not like any actually prepared group can't just hunt them down. Who thinks the sequel will be the government rounding them up to go into a zoo (or experimental facility) and they will pull the "We only have non lethal weapons" stunt, like the first Jurrasic World movie?

@ParkRanger2000

5 жыл бұрын

Jesus, I didn't know Dinosaurs really like kill humans. Even the Herbivores???

@musicalhistory4392

5 жыл бұрын

@MrBremmer6 Are you trying to offer your service or something? That is disgusting.

@sanwayzar

4 жыл бұрын

Mankind has had its time. Life, uh, finds a way.

I LOST IT AT "RED HEAD REDEMPTION" LMAO 😂😂😂

Star Lord's second mistake.

@johncrafton8319

5 жыл бұрын

Mistake? Not a chance. These movies are straight money.

@jakuteng

5 жыл бұрын

It's the only way..

@megashark1013

5 жыл бұрын

John Crafton The first one was amazing. This one is the worst yet somehow.

@JonJoLen

5 жыл бұрын

NiftyDoughnut14 xD

@valiang8867

5 жыл бұрын

NiftyDoughnut14 wow..you did not just go there

I literally said "what" at the same time as the voice after that girl spoke a bunch of BS lmao

@kevincombos6349

5 жыл бұрын

codecell756 when the dinosaurs trample the bad business guy (can’t remember his name) and his buddies outside the mansion I was thinking “I know we are supposed to not feel bad for them but there is literally nothing stopping these things from doing that to anyone else”. Dumb clone girl

@mathisanidioticsport6969

5 жыл бұрын

They just made a really hard and mature decision that ties up their character arcs, but nope! Gotta have a sequel after all.

@colinjensen8303

5 жыл бұрын

codecell756 It had to have something to do with her being a clone too.

@TheNinjaDC

5 жыл бұрын

I honestly plan on making a death counter for the next one, for all the people that girl killed.

@athousandyearoldfossil5059

5 жыл бұрын

I think she did it because these dinosaurs are clones and from what I could gather she herself is a clone as well

Honestly... Such a missed opportunity at the end... JURASSIC WORLD: FALLEN FRANCHISE

@louiswebtser

4 жыл бұрын

It made over a billion dollars though

@louiswebtser

4 жыл бұрын

Ebolarnator plot is failing but the franchise isn’t

@jbvader721

4 жыл бұрын

Just because a movie makes a sh**ton of money doesn't magically make it good.

@ 0:54 when Chris Pratt is tranqued, rolling away from the lava had me cryin' at the theater!! The "dumb, finds a way," quote was just the icing on the cake!! 😂

Yeah, that little girl made no sense when she let them go 😂 I had the same reaction

@norhasunahmdali3663

5 жыл бұрын

The whole movie is a teaser for Jurassic world 3

@John231984

5 жыл бұрын

Indeed. It was a gap filler to get the Dinos into the world.

@deeya

5 жыл бұрын

"We are Groot..." There, that was the reason. Phony sentimentality, trying to convince the audience that there is a heart to the mess that is that movie. Penny Plot Device served no other purpose than that. You'd think that her clone status would be a jumping off point to shove in human cloning into the story. But no.

@suchartboontid2560

5 жыл бұрын

Save Martha!

@Swiftbow

5 жыл бұрын

It was because they're clones, and she's a clone, so they're kind of like siblings. Not really. But that's her little kid logic.

I saw “Jurassic World” in the title and made a bet with myself that the “Alan” clip would be within the first fifteen seconds. Proud to say I won.

@cnsobottka

5 жыл бұрын

wieldwords I now look for the Alan clip in ever honest trailer

@rafaelchianca

5 жыл бұрын

ALAN

@natdovey6055

5 жыл бұрын

What did you win?

@zoppie

5 жыл бұрын

Alan! Alan! Alan! Al! Al! Steve! Steve!...

Hope the kid was using a Unix system

Atleast we got a promising plot line for the third one.😂

Guys I have an a idea for a new Jurassic Park movie. So they build a theme park on an island with dinosaurs on it, but this time the dinosaurs escape.

@bxn4l

5 жыл бұрын

they should know by now they don't need to have the dinosaurs escape, we like dinosaurs, make it a mystery starring ryan reynolds as to why the government continues to allow these parks to open with little safety precautions and have them studying dinosaurs

@juno_4492

5 жыл бұрын

Spined1234 TOP 10 ANIME PLOT TWISTS

@krzychuka

5 жыл бұрын

Thread Bomb with two pencils

@Chesh89

5 жыл бұрын

Whoa, now that's fresh... But what if.... IF.. the said escaped dinosaurs HUNTED PEOPLE TOO! 😮 And maybe some mysterious bad guy wants to capture them!!! Quick, call Hollywood!!! We don't want anyone beating us to the punch 👌

@jamesshade1385

5 жыл бұрын

What about a Jurassic park where everything functions as intended and the whole movie is a drama/slice of life comedy like adventureland...with dinosaurs...

My wife pointed out a massive flaw in the ending. Why didn't she just leave the cages closed, but still open the door to the outside? That would have removed the gas, AND kept the dinosaurs safely caged! Completely ruined the ending for me.

@suuunly

5 жыл бұрын

One could argue that the gas wouldn't have dissipated quickly enough. But surely anyone with a brain cell would have tried that FIRST. And THEN, if it didn't work, open the cages!

@bananas4473

5 жыл бұрын

Jóhann Østerø weren’t the dinosaurs already out of the cage?

@AsteroidMike

5 жыл бұрын

I don't think anyone knew how to disperse the gas out of the rooms.

@suuunly

5 жыл бұрын

But simply opening the cages surely wouldn't change anything. Opening the door first would be the most logical approach of the two, then take it from there. I'm not against them letting them out, because it sets up an interesting premise for the sequel, but it's just the order in which it was done.

@Charles12

5 жыл бұрын

WHOLE MOVIE SOLVED

"A half-baked clone of all the kids in the franchise." I love it.

'... get turned into Looney Tunes.' [sound effects] That had me laughing so hard.

I want a plot twist in the Flintstones to show that it is actually set in Earth's future, and that it came about as a direct result of the JP/JW franchise.

@adamgray1753

5 жыл бұрын

This... this would actually be amazingly fantastic in some utterly effed up ways, raven lord.

@MusOfficial323

5 жыл бұрын

That would redeem the whole franchise as make it only a waste of time instead of a weapon used to rob me of time.

@margarethmichelina5146

5 жыл бұрын

That would be a good plot twist than this dumb movie!

@outtolunch7437

5 жыл бұрын

raven lord Yes.

@SalvableRuin

5 жыл бұрын

Ohhhh, so THAT’S how they become the “modern Stone Age” family.

Fallen Kingdom kid: Releases the dinosaurs....... Even though a minute ago was running for her life.... Because.... a dinosaur.... Jurassic Park kid: Tries to kill a raptor locking it on the freezer. Because it literaly tried to eat him a minute ago......

@thestargateking

5 жыл бұрын

Carlos Donizetti the Dino’s she’s releasing didn’t try to kill her and she was also saved by a dino. The whole point is that people don’t consider them to be alive, that they don’t deserve the same kinda respect that a non cloned animal deserves, and the girl, she’s a clone to, if those animals don’t deserve to live in peace that means she doesn’t as well

@KhanMann66

5 жыл бұрын

@@thestargateking And in doing so doom the native animals and humans for resources. Great job.

@thestargateking

5 жыл бұрын

KhaanMan66 better than letting them choke to death

@mihalykacser9505

5 жыл бұрын

Because humanity is so weak they can't kill a few dozen animals with tracking chips in them. And those reptilian species from a tropical island (most of which doesn't have a pair of them to reproduce) will just overrun the entire planet no matter the climate.

@bobwilson679

5 жыл бұрын

dan b It doesn’t matter whether or not they’re alive. By letting them die by cyanide you are killing off the dinos and saving people’s lives. By letting them go, they are going to kill a lot of people, and then they will get hunted down and killed anyways.

That Frasier Intro at the end though, brilliant!

LOL, the "please say" at the end of this episode is the closing song lyrics to Fraiser. Love it.

"'I had to; they're alive, like me?' WHAT?!" Thank you, Screenjunkies, for validating the asininity of that quote! I hated that line!

@kingjulien9525

5 жыл бұрын

Deadpool approved:" well it's just lazy writing!!!"

@jasmine7744

5 жыл бұрын

Omg yes. So ridiculous.

@FARBerserker

5 жыл бұрын

Feed her to them

@zaphodbeeblebrox7893

5 жыл бұрын

The real question is, why are you expecting a mature and reasonable answer from a little girl whose whole life just came crashing down in front of her?

@whitneyfluttershyelizabeth

5 жыл бұрын

Alexandra Iogansen grammatically, nothing. Plot-wise, it’s just a dumb thing they threw in to let us know she realizes she’s a clone 🙄 this somehow justifies her decision to let killing machines loose in the woods

A better name would have been "Jurassic Park: The Fallen Franchise"

@cvzorrillag

5 жыл бұрын

you deserve more likes

@NZSterling

5 жыл бұрын

Ha! I thought of that too XD

@TyrannosavageRekt

5 жыл бұрын

Nope, Bland Before Time was funnier.

@irvink561

5 жыл бұрын

lol

@abdulazizrex

5 жыл бұрын

Shut Up!😠

Hey, this may seem random, but could you do Phineas and Ferb: Across the Second Dimension?

"Get ready to suspend your belief and or oxygen from you brain"😂😂😂😂😂😂i cnt even...hahahaha

"Hey, remember that stupid Jurassic Park 4 script we didn't use for Jurassic World, something about horror and human/ dinosaur hybrids? Let's use it now."

@GarciaXVLegend_04

5 жыл бұрын

I'm so glad they didn't go through with it. That would've tarnish the Jurassic Park Legacy.

@OldSchoolDudeGaming

5 жыл бұрын

I thought they were supposed to be cyborg dinos?

@Garrus1995

5 жыл бұрын

As dumb as that sounds, the end result might have actually been better than Fallen Kingdom. At the very least, it had the potential to be more entertaining.

@GarciaXVLegend_04

5 жыл бұрын

+Garrus1995 Entertaining as a B-Movie idea honestly. If they still stick with that under the name "Jurassic Park 4" not only it will tarnish just the films but also the Original JP Novels which is where Jurassic Park got adapted from which didn't have Dino/Human-Hybrids. The End Result of that Supposed Scenario would have a Potential Disaster rather than just be Entertaining Positive Potential for the Jurassic Park name/franchise. Which is why it's still breathing since they do happen to listen to us. That Concept was heavily backlashed so they went with Mutant Dino Hybrids instead (Indominous Rex & Indoraptor).

@Garrus1995

5 жыл бұрын

Maybe if they went the Star Wars route, made it a spinoff as opposed to a main installment. Yeah, it's dumb but at least they could be honest about it as opposed to trying to be smart but looking all the more stupid when they fail (as with Fallen Kingdom).

“The Bland Before Time.” I thought that was the original title for The Good Dinosaur.

@DrygdorDradgvork

5 жыл бұрын

Benjamin Abramowitz haha nice

This is one of your best videos, absolute gold!

"And if you're wondering why their personalities switched in-between films, um hEY LOOK OVER THERE!! JEFF GOLDBLUM!! YOU LIKE HIM. RIGHT???"

DID THE BRACHIOSAURUS SURVIVE THIS TRAILER.... GOD DAMNIT IT DIDN'T....

@themurrrr

5 жыл бұрын

😢

@mammyewok

5 жыл бұрын

thats out?

@JonJoLen

5 жыл бұрын

mammyewok yeah

Please make a “HONEST TRAILER for THE PRINCE OF EGYPT”.

@nehirandrn9533

5 жыл бұрын

YES!

@rafaelalodio5116

5 жыл бұрын

YES!

@poochyenajones1362

5 жыл бұрын

That would actually be awesome.

@kirillkabelev5949

5 жыл бұрын

Yeah.

@brandonprows

5 жыл бұрын

YES! YES! YES!

I guess I cared so little that I totally forgot this movie existed.

The best part of this honest trailer was hearing Frasier's closing credits.

Fun for the whole family!! **dinasour wail** That part got me 😂👌🏼

The stupidest part of this whole movie was that THERE WAS A WHOLE 2ND ISLAND THAT WAS LARGER AND THEY COULD HAVE MOVED THE DINOS THERE, BUT THEY COMPLETELY IGNORED IT. ISLA SORNA

@dauren7328

5 жыл бұрын

I don't remember how, but Isla sorna lost the capacity for dinosaurs.(don't quote me on that)

@konstantingr5928

5 жыл бұрын

thats the only part you think ?

@Jbarker1983

5 жыл бұрын

Isla Sorna was emptied of dinosaurs to fill the park. It was also a volcanic island. It would be pretty stupid to move them from one volcanic island to another.

@lionfilmz8357

5 жыл бұрын

No the dumbest part was that the little girl was like part dinosaur or some crap

@christopherstanley4837

5 жыл бұрын

Okay the movie did have plenty of problems, but you got the girl wrong. She is NOT part dino. XD She's just the first human clone. Created presumably in the same cloning facility as the dinos, hence why she relates to them.

Did anyone else notice how Chris prat was framing a house with a hammer when there was a nail gun at the bottom of the ladder, or how they somehow took a prop plane an unreasonable distance on a direct flight?

@pedropabloarango

5 жыл бұрын

depends on how far the island is, i think that is a cessna caravan, it has good range

@Macrochenia

3 жыл бұрын

That's much less noticeable that the way a slow moving cargo ship is able to get from an island off Central America all the way up to Northern California in about six hours.

This was hilarious 😂 - such a just a good honest trailer!

Please say; "Fun isn't something one consideres when balancing the universe. But this, does put a smile on my face." Give it more love than it got in the movie.

*Fans:* Nobody hates their own franchise more than Star Wars *Jurassic World:* Hold my beer

@Aristocratic13

5 жыл бұрын

Nope Star Wars for yearsssssssss has been like that

@pex_the_unalivedrunk6785

5 жыл бұрын

LOL! Good one.

@Aristocratic13

5 жыл бұрын

Smh

@Honorbound43

5 жыл бұрын

Nah hold my beer lmaooo

@bx22able

5 жыл бұрын

Mmmmm, is this beer part raptor?

This is the funniest one I've seen in a while and that's saying alot cuz these are hilarious 😂😂😂

Screen Junkies, to me, this one is one of your best yet. I know I keep saying that but I mean it every time :) You guys continuously do AMAZING work :*

Dumb always finds a way.

@bryank427

5 жыл бұрын

It does, terrible movie

@returnofhorusthegalacticor9704

5 жыл бұрын

It was good movie

@TjtheSquishyLegomanic

5 жыл бұрын

@@returnofhorusthegalacticor9704 no it was not

@returnofhorusthegalacticor9704

5 жыл бұрын

@@TjtheSquishyLegomanic Ye

The reaction to the “they’re alive” line was perfect

@christopherregan1654

Жыл бұрын

What!?

This actually gets the point across much more funnily (and succinctly) than Cinema Sins.

Thank you for making honest trailers 😭

Now it’s time for the SOLO Honest Trailer!

@creamcity2953

5 жыл бұрын

Benjamin Abramowitz they aren’t going to do one 😂, watch the end of the Last Jedi trailer

@28joshg

5 жыл бұрын

Hint: Watch the Honest Trailer Commentary

Yes the movie had many problems but the dying Brachiosaurus in the lava really made me wanna cry

@nathanslay6342

5 жыл бұрын

〉〉Benetton〈〈 nostalgia literally burned to ash😭😭

@jimb.7523

5 жыл бұрын

The brachiosaurus reminded me of the Robot Chicken sketch where all the mythical creatures missed being on Noah's ark.

@ryleynations6251

5 жыл бұрын

〉〉Benetton〈〈 yeah I thought that part was really good

@ForestRaptor

5 жыл бұрын

I cried, not gonna front.

I straight up said “What??” out loud in the theater at that part

YOU AIN'T SEEN STUPID YET... Just wait for the third instalment

@Wired4Life2

5 жыл бұрын

BA-BA-BABY

@louisduarte8763

5 жыл бұрын

ALAN!

@jmal

5 жыл бұрын

@@louisduarte8763 "Dr. Grant?" - Malcolm-raptor

The problem with these new Jurassic Park movies is that they’re still trying to outdo each previous one...When we all know that the franchise peaked in 2001 with “ALAN”. No point making new movies when they’ll never be able to top that moment.

@theotherbk1819

5 жыл бұрын

I don't think this movie was trying to OUTDUE anything else they were trying to give us something different because we've had dinosaurs on an island for FOUR movies

@Myrilia

5 жыл бұрын

@Tong Zou personnally i just remember that kid watching tv who would NOT answer that damn phone !!

@Nathan-yw4yj

5 жыл бұрын

Blood Knight I think FK is underrated. Not the best, but I understand what they were trying to do. The islands are getting old. They want to try something different with them. So bring them to the mainland. But they needed a reason to do so to escape the islands. That’s what FK is. Basically hype for the next one which I think will be much better as it will be Jurassic World

@knowprosports

5 жыл бұрын

Its called a cash grab mate!!!

@DSan-kl2yc

5 жыл бұрын

More.like.anything outside the park gets boring. People go to see.a movie about a park. Not dinosaur islands..even if they're effectively similar.things One is an amusement park going off rails with people caught off guard. The other is trained experts doing something unnecessary

Before starlord became starlord He was playing dinos When yondu saw him do that he kidnapped him

"That's the same one!" 😄👏 That's everybody after seing the movie

This is the most accurate description of this movie. I spent most of the time wondering if anyone had actually read the script... "This isn't how this works. This isn't how any of this works...!"

Alan

@siccboysicc

5 жыл бұрын

Scrolled hard looking for this. Thank you.

Good honest trailer. Some of them lately have been a little lackluster. This one captured the honest trailer magic. Thanks.

One funniest ones I've seen, good job.

I can easily imagine some Hollywood were sitting at some cafe drinking hundred dollar latte's, and one chuckled saying, "I bet we can just give them the same trilogy all over again and make even more money" and they cackled like demons because they know if they just read Twitter and put in a few fanservice moments in the trailer, a horde of zombies will come and deliver a billion dollars over the weekend.

@Tom-is-not-human

5 жыл бұрын

Well if that’s true I’m saving my money when the third one is released

@SamuelKristopher

5 жыл бұрын

+HenchBot totally. These days I pirate cinema-cam-footage of the film, get an idea of whether the film is good or not, before paying for it at the cinema. I mean, we have the tools not to be fooled anymore by glamorous trailers! It takes a few minutes of downloading to see whether it'll be a waste of money first!

Meet this clone girl who is literally only there because the studio wanted the Dinosaurs set lose on the earth but didn’t want the main characters to make that decision

My favourite part of this video is where he unknowingly reads the 'fraser' outro.

Say (with Alan Rickman's accent): "Loxley, I'm gonna cut your heart out with a spoon!" or do Robin Hood Prince of Thieves.

They could have just opened the doors and not the enclosures at the end. Just let out all the contaminated air.

4:38 "They alive... like me" yeah like the thousends of living being they will kill daily

Loved the "what?!" at the end!

One of the best honest trailers yet!

*ALAN*

@HABO2210

5 жыл бұрын

*A* *L* *A* *N*

@alandellagiustinadossantos8959

5 жыл бұрын

Oh, Hi Dark!

Finally, Honest Trailers is starting to criticize movies again. This one was MUCH better than your most recent ones. Good job.

@coloripple

5 жыл бұрын

I mean, at least this one had more than enpught to criticize assell ;D

@rebelwolf772

5 жыл бұрын

And it wasn't just deadpool roasting honest trailers with no deadpool 2 talk

@sarasamaletdin4574

5 жыл бұрын

I think it’s good that they don’t always criticize since it means when they do they mean it.

@rebelwolf772

5 жыл бұрын

@@sarasamaletdin4574 they get honest rather its good or bad

Wow, this is one of the most scathing reviews Epic Voice Guy has ever done !

You read out the song sung by Kelsey Grammer at the end of every Fraser episode. Nice! I love that show. Thanks for doing so.

*ALAN!*

THEY SWITCHED PERSONALITIES??? damn I didn't even notice...

@adamgray1753

5 жыл бұрын

I noticed this fairly quickly when I first saw this movie, Soirema. I was majorly disappointed with this completely unnecessary decision.

@whitneyfluttershyelizabeth

5 жыл бұрын

Soirema it was jarring to see Claire suddenly caring about the dinosaurs when they were “the assets” in movie one lol

@3sikesimdead946

5 жыл бұрын

@@whitneyfluttershyelizabeth "suddenly caring" people change my guy/gal/Apache Helicopter

@schattentaenzerin

5 жыл бұрын

Wait! They had personalities? I didn't even notice in the last movie ;) Especially her.

DAMN. This is one of the best honest trailers, ever !

THE BLAND BEFORE TIME You guys are god damn geniuses with those end titles.