How could you not sin the fact that the giant, killer water dino’s exhibit apparently was designed with an unnecessarily giant water dino sized door that for some reason opens directly into the open ocean?

@ghostcityshelton9378

5 жыл бұрын

Why if the door was opened all this time would it still be there in the first place? If door wasn't opened it should have starved by now. Duh!

@j.jonahjameson5729

5 жыл бұрын

@@ghostcityshelton9378 yes but he's saying that why would they put a gate there anyway there is literally no point other than plot

@HAL-vm3wn

5 жыл бұрын

How can they not sin this movie's biggest sin: the 2nd one was called "The Lost World: Jurassic Park", so why the fuck isn't this called "The Lost Park:Jurassic World"?

@paulae4033

5 жыл бұрын

Because Jeremy doesn't sin actual flaws from the movie, he just makes jokes

@newyorkny5023

5 жыл бұрын

Filtration* Or the fact the Mosasaur closure moved spots between movies just so it could escape.

I like how the Raptors keep getting smarter in each movie. It started out as "They hunt in packs." That's about it. Now Blue is a MENSA candidate after she completed her Masters in Philosophy at Brown

@EnglishBaconOfficial

5 жыл бұрын

CaptainKipup Philosoraptor

@Ryodraco

5 жыл бұрын

Technically they did claim in the first movie that they were "extremely intelligent" and compared them to apes, or something like that if I recall right.

@CappyK

5 жыл бұрын

If I'm honest... I set that joke up in the hopes that a Meme Lord would come and show himself.

@GlaurungTheGreat

5 жыл бұрын

In the inevitable sequel series: "We're in space! Surely they can't get to us here. Good Lord, is that... are they... how are they even able to carry rocket engines with those claws?"

@andrewksmash8862

5 жыл бұрын

Philosophy was an odd choice there

Add a sin for the fact that they kept focusing in on Claire’s feet, just to show us “it’s okay we put her in sensible shoes this time no heels see”

@damyenhockman5440

3 жыл бұрын

The T-Rex chase scene in the first once was scientifically accurate, they took the scientifically agreed upon speed of the T-Rex and made sure the actress had enough physical conditioning to beat that speed, and she practiced doing it in the heels. So, in other words, the actress for Claire can, in high heels, run faster than the estimated speed of a T-Rex. Absurd, but truth is often stranger than fiction.

@beckettmaffei

3 жыл бұрын

It's Goddamn symbolic, she's more calm and collected this time.

@skystar1359

3 жыл бұрын

Ignoring the unnecessary name-calling, the sin wouldn’t be for Claire wearing those shoes; it would be on the movie for forcing the emphasis onto the shoes. It is an opinion though, just like many other sins in the video.

@beckettmaffei

3 жыл бұрын

@@skystar1359 Okay, well now I feel bad for calling you a moron. Just gotta do a quick edit... I think it's cool, because the first time it focused on her shoes, the camera shot revealed the rest of her clothes, the elevator, etc. She was very fancy and even pretentious. But now it focuses on her shoes and reveals the normal (not glass) elevator, her normal person (not fancy) clothes, and her getting coffee for everyone at the DPG. She has to squeeze through the broken elevator... and instead of showing investors around, she gives coffee to everyone at this non-profit.

@unique6062

3 жыл бұрын

No heels? Somethings wrong i can feel it

So we’re gonna ignore that fact that Chris Pratt’s character is able to run through the highly toxic volcanic ash without dying or even a little cough?

@NicolaiAAA

3 жыл бұрын

I saw that in the trailer and immediately went, "Fuck that movie." This is the closest I will ever get to watching this dumpster fire.

@nobro6971

3 жыл бұрын

Don’t forget he survives the literal void of space in the guardians movies. Chris Pratt is invincible

@NicolaiAAA

3 жыл бұрын

​@A. Sayied More like fell into a CinemaSins KZread hole and clicked because I figured I would enjoy watching someone point out all everything wrong with this movie.

@beckettmaffei

3 жыл бұрын

WATCH CINEMAWINS! It's smoke. Ah, I'm gonna get a fuck ton of hate for saying this, but at least I have a goddamn opinion, this is my second favorite Jurassic Park movie. Don't freak, my first is Jurassic Park, calm down.

@beckettmaffei

3 жыл бұрын

@A. Sayied I also commented it. Also, this is a top comment. People read replies. How did I get here?

Shoots gun at T-Rex: *Does Nothing* Mosquito: Is able to penetrate skin

@elvis4868

4 жыл бұрын

LUL

@ignorthepain

4 жыл бұрын

Big mosquito.

@samueljoba6342

4 жыл бұрын

Was no ordinary mosquito. Mosquitosaurus

@jaja_jupiter740

4 жыл бұрын

Remember the food chain: Mosquito > Saitama > T-Rex

@redbepis4600

4 жыл бұрын

@@ignorthepain bullet stronger

A freaking SUV ramps it way into a boat and somehow none of the soldiers notice it despite that they are everywhere.

@Deutalios818

4 жыл бұрын

Movie physics

4 жыл бұрын

They noticed it. They probably thought it was stragglers from their group.

@alexh2509

4 жыл бұрын

Ron Perrine jr yes

@tymiller590

3 жыл бұрын

boy really said “freaking”

@eatsmylifeYT

3 жыл бұрын

It looked like a Unimog, which is a truck. Not a pickup truck. A truck.

He forgot that in the first movie they had jimmy Fallon explain how the hamster balls could be impenetrable to bullets however Owen shot right threw it during the underwater scene

@josephstalin364

2 жыл бұрын

I think that was to show how little control the people at Jurassic world had of the dinosaurs. I think it was a throwback to the first movie where they said that the control was an illusion

@quentinantoine4183

2 жыл бұрын

Yes but jimmy Fallon so its still a sin

@carlwheezerofsouls3273

2 жыл бұрын

honestly theres no good excuse for that, its the same as them saying “it doesn’t want to eat, it wants to HUNT!” and then ingoring that later by just casually feeding a T-rex a chained-up goat. they do this constantly, laying down rules for the future only to break them for plot convenience.

@SeekersLegacy

2 жыл бұрын

You clowns really need to get better taste and stop pretending that these are somehow bad movies.

@crendler9912

2 жыл бұрын

Bullets fired underwater break apart almost instantly. A 50 caliber bullet won't make it through 4 feet of water.

Can we talk about how that little girl released multiple dinos out into the human world/suburbs bc they were “like her” all that innocent human blood about to be spilt from dinos is on her hands

@IwashereJay

2 жыл бұрын

It's like 10 dinosaurs, and most of them not even in pairs. Let's just be honest, the whole Jurassic world premise is bullshit

@zogood3495

2 жыл бұрын

@Jerry Graham like Ian Malcolm stated "life finds a way"

@michaelbachtell1369

2 жыл бұрын

@@IwashereJay you can be honest but I love the whole Jurassic franchise and there are a few things wrong with it but I don't care

@aravsingh2868

2 жыл бұрын

I honestly don’t blame her. She’s still a kid. She just found that her entire life she was a clone of her mother,who she loved even tho she never saw her. The dinosaurs were also clones. She felt an attachment to them. She saw the dying and released cause she’s a kid,she doesn’t know any better and also this was a split second decision cause they were about to die.

@tcreative4610

2 жыл бұрын

@Jerry Graham they still need to a pair.

Biggest missed sin for me: There are maybe fifty dinosaurs that escape the mansion at the end. What do you call a species with only fifty specimens left in the world? Critically endangered, that's what. And those dinosaurs are: 1) Not even of the same species. 2) Not adapted to the climate (Isla Nublar has a massively different climate than northern California - the existence of winters, for one). 3) More than possibly not adapted to the plant and animal life available as food. 4) Possibly the coolest trophies any amateur hunter could display on his mantlepiece, meaning there would be a lot of people seeking to kill them just for the bragging rights. 5) Already proven to be able to be hunted down and collected by a small company of mercenaries with small-arms weapons (literally the first act of the movie), meaning that 4) is a major concern even if you don't take the military into account. So yeah, if cold, hunters or starvation wasn't already certain to kill them all off in half a year or less, in-breeding would ensure there wouldn't be more than a couple more dinosaur generations at most. Releasing them into the world from northern California would be a global threat on the same scale as a dozen crocodiles escaping from a zoo in northern Finland. Do I expect the next movie to take this into account? Not even remotely. Probably, there will suddenly be thousands of them running around, perfectly adapted to any and every ecosystem.

@hannahf5796

5 жыл бұрын

Well said!

@JorgeTorrespluspage

5 жыл бұрын

The only species that might thrive as an invading species is the compys, tiny little dino rats.

@Codraroll

5 жыл бұрын

Rats without fur, and with tiny bodies that generate little heat, but whose surface is large enough to radiate quite a lot away. They'd be screwed in winter too, but I guess some of them could make it south before that happens. Either way, there's still too few of them to re-populate a species, they'd succumb to in-breeding even if they found an environment they could thrive in.

@pillowdargon

5 жыл бұрын

they're all females though. they can't even breed.

@ekaj7466

5 жыл бұрын

i wonder how long it’ll take them to go EXTINCT again?

4:31 Anakin was literally further away from the fire than that.

@alethiamillner5603

4 жыл бұрын

For real!

@joesphsmiththethird4432

4 жыл бұрын

Agreedo

@Raelarial

4 жыл бұрын

and yet he was burned alive, this guy is basically scott free

@wugglesx

3 жыл бұрын

Maybe he was in the Navy

@wugglesx

3 жыл бұрын

The like made me realize. A jedi\sith Navy would be freaking terrifying..

Nobody talking about how the Mosasaur survived? Last thing it ate was the Indominus and its tank was NEVER being cleaned

@ChonkedCat

3 жыл бұрын

I definitely believe it would attack a random Dino that got too close but idk about the tank not being cleaned

@rocekth

3 жыл бұрын

There are smaller things that have survived way longer without food, not exactly that much of a stretch

@xaoc1421

3 жыл бұрын

Movie logic i guess

@dynastypierce3997

3 жыл бұрын

1. The beginning took place a few weeks after Jurassic World was destroyed by dinosaurs. 2. Did you not see how big the indominus Rex was? Probably could keep mosasaur fed for a couple of weeks. 3.lets not forget dinosaurs were let loose and at some point they have to drink water. Clearly mosasaur ate those that came to her tank. This is why no one is talking about it because there are plenty of reasons why it's possible for the mosasaur to survive that you couldn't figure out.

@marklee9352

3 жыл бұрын

@@rocekth the bigger you are the more food you need

Maisie: they're alive like me Owen: "shoots Maisie and closes the doors" Everyone: "shocked" Owen: Eh, they can make another one

@lillavalentine5852

2 жыл бұрын

no

@islanublar4561

2 жыл бұрын

@@lillavalentine5852 you're right they can't

@akiraigarashi2874

5 ай бұрын

Much better than the movie

@Thebaconmurderer

Ай бұрын

Owen: "She just killed an unknown amount of human, animal, and plant life on the scale unprecedented in history. When was the last time the Earth has had to feed animals that can clear an entire forest that we also use for building in a week?"

100sins for that entire Jimmy Fallon skit last movie about how the gyro sphere glass can resist a fifty caliber bullet but the Owen just shoots holes through the same glass, underwater.

@getzo5340

5 жыл бұрын

Boss Man Well, that ruined this movie for me...

@crystalearly9811

5 жыл бұрын

Boss Man nice catch!! I’ve seen all these movies countless times and never caught that!

@shortstuff780

5 жыл бұрын

@@crystalearly9811 how could you see the more then once. Biggest disappointed movie of 2018. With happy time murder following right behind

@SirMoeThe2nd

5 жыл бұрын

@@crystalearly9811 Addition hotlines. Give em a call

@oldenweery7510

5 жыл бұрын

Boss Man I started to watch "Jurassic World"---for free on TV and changed channels about ten minutes in, so I never had any interest in seeing this mish-mash. If I hadn't seen that clip of him apparently going to blow a hole in armored glass or whatever, I wouldn't have believed anyone would've been stupid enough to include it! A firearm triggered underwater--even if it could do so in air!--wouldn't penetrate it. A bullet fired into a ballistic lab's tank will come to a *complete stop* in one to two feet. (Saw and heard this on "Homicide Hunter" night before last.) This is about as dumb as the "silenced revolver" they're still showing, all these years later.

Can watch a hundred movies where people die all sad and I feel nothing But that damn dinosaur on the pier being engulfed is heartbreaking

@ashishhembrom3905

5 жыл бұрын

Yep Schindler's list was not heartbreaking at all.

@tlr0512345

5 жыл бұрын

i know X(

@chumkle

5 жыл бұрын

I was waiting for him to say *I'm not crying *

@hannahh8223

5 жыл бұрын

fun fact (not really), that brachiosaurus was confirmed to be the first dinosaur you see in the original Jurassic Park... yikes

@2128jrandall

5 жыл бұрын

@BoBandy Same way. I can be shown mounds of bodies, the goriest of murders, and I won't bat an eyelash. Put on an ASPCA commercial and I lose my shit. Nothing wrong with it.

How did Ben Lockwood not realize that there was a whole lab down in his basement (which looks bigger than the rest of his house I may add) lmao 😂 that electricity bill must have been higher than wiz Khalifa 🤪

@wugglesx

3 жыл бұрын

Higher than snoop dogg and Willie Nelson hanging out

@florencegreep7315

3 жыл бұрын

snickelfrits fellow 😂

@spongebobsquarepants2981

3 жыл бұрын

Higher than Dexter's labratory lol 🤣

@tailsofpearls

3 жыл бұрын

He knew. Where do you think he made Maise?

@spongebobsquarepants2981

3 жыл бұрын

@@tailsofpearls u sure?

Bro if Blue ate Chris Pratt on the spot I'd die laughing XD

A few sins he didn't mention but that stood out to me. 1. Dino vet lady apparently has a degree in that field despite having never actually seen a dinosaur before. 2. She has all the attitude towards computer guy because "she's a doctor." 3. That orb thing only leaks water where the plastic was broken, meaning it must be airtight otherwise. Those two kids from the first movie would've passed out after 5 minutes with no fresh air. 4. They made a secret underground laboratory, but decided to keep the dumbwaiter going down there. 5. The indoraptor went from standing on the roof to being on the girls balcony, but didn't make a single sound as it dropped down. 6. Blue went from barely not eating Owen in the last movie to following his commands like a fricken' pokemon. 7. They play triumphant music when she releases the dinosaurs, as if it's a glorious scene rather than a massive crime against humanity.

@bizzless2308

5 жыл бұрын

You knew it was going to be a trash film when one of the first scenes shows Claire being dropped off in a car courtesy of the estate and the woman who answers the door says "you're early". How could she possibly be early if she arrived exactly when you sent a car to get her?! Laziest writing I've ever seen

@lvo9197

5 жыл бұрын

1) Also: the dinosaurs decide to suddenly get over from the fear of fire and explosions only to try and eat the protagonist, because, running from lava and volcanic ash and falling through a cliff into the ocean are not high enough stakes. 2) Military guy turns out to be evil... what a plot twist 3) corporate CEO who looks too good to be true turns out to be evil, what a plot twist. 4) We didn´t care about the already broken up Owen and Claire relationship, so let´s make them split up between movies so we can watch them get together again (also... what a plot twist) 5) Use laser guided dinosaurs as a weapon in a time where guns and laser guided missiles are a thing is beyond what anyone´s suspension of disbelief can take. 6) Big movie monster created specifically for this movie ends up escaping, what a plot twist.

@valiang8867

5 жыл бұрын

CrassKal Blue is a pack animal, now Owen is the only pack she has, why would she not follow his orders? That would be against all sorts of logic Also I'm sorry, releasing a bunch of animals after they had been imprisoned for their entire lives on an island is apparently a bad thing, tbh there are more dangerous animals that actually exist in modern times, in fact nearly all the Dinosaur that were released could live happily in the wild for however long they have left to live without ever needing to even go near humans

@Red-nh7qy

5 жыл бұрын

@@valiang8867 well thank god we have you the dinosaur expert who stuides all of their moves and habits to know what these very real dinosaurs would and wouldn't do

@stephanieboggian8636

5 жыл бұрын

Yes to number one. I said that exact thing in the cinema. What the heck did she use to study.

Wait a sec - no sin for the hole "shooting the gyrosphere under water" thing when in the first movie there literally was a scene with Jimmy Fallon shooting that thing with a .50cal to proof that it's bulletproof?

@baconchickenforty-two9208

5 жыл бұрын

wow i didnt even remember that until now, thats fucking hilarious. thank you

@Jakushka

5 жыл бұрын

The pressure on it from the water could have weakened the glass? I got nothing. I'm a long time Jurassic Park fan and I didn't find anything good about this movie other than the dinosaur themselves.

@nevmiku

5 жыл бұрын

@@Jakushka Water pressure would be coming from the outside in and since it's a sphere, it would strengthen the glass, not weakening it. Like squeezing an egg. Only when you squeeze too hard that it will crack, but that's at depths well below where they were.

@Jakushka

5 жыл бұрын

@NeV Miku I wasn't trying to defend the movie in any way. Honestly it's absolutely terrible. It was the only remotely plausible explanation I could think of. I am glad that it was a handgun which can be fire underwater and not have the bullet disintegrate after a few feet rather than some kind of AR which would have been absolutely ineffective in any way though.

@sawthesky

5 жыл бұрын

This movie was god awful and I’m a big Jurassic Park fan. I actually liked the first Jurassic World. But this one? Holy shit I wanted my money back after it ended. The writing, the plot holes, the characters, everything about this movie was shit.

Volcano that literally nobody has ever seen or noticed in the last 4 movies conveniently added onto the island for major plot point.

@sydneyslaughter7163

3 жыл бұрын

To be entirely fair, an island with a volcano center is very common.

@josephstalin364

2 жыл бұрын

A lot of these plot points are solved in the books. They state that the island ran on geothermal power and the volcanic activity made the perfect climate for dinosaurs.

@rewindrecords3507

2 жыл бұрын

Volcanos are in the books. Does anyone of JW generation even know there were books?

@raymondhartmeijer9300

2 жыл бұрын

@@rewindrecords3507 The books don't matter, (although in this case I did read them). Errors are still errors within any film if things are not explained to the audience during the film.

@ameliapin4961

2 жыл бұрын

I’m pretty sure it is mentioned in the first film, also not all 4 movies were the same island.

Also a "paleo-vet" that's never seen a single dinosaur in real life? You gonna call yourself a veterinarian if you've never seen an animal? And what school is offering these programs?

@wolf310ii

3 жыл бұрын

The school of YT

@SteinOnkel

3 жыл бұрын

Trump University.

@Necromancer0225

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah, exactly, they could have had a character who actually worked as a 'paleo-vet' at Jurassic World but nooooo Honest what is this movie

@godzillaisnuclea123

2 жыл бұрын

@Jerry Graham She says she is a paleo vet not a student. Also it seems as though Jurassic world is the only place in the world with dinosaurs yet shes never been there, how can she possibly call herself a paleo vet, was she affililated in any way with Jurassic world? No, not to mention that the exact methods and genetic makeup of the dinosaurs is a closely guarded secret, not something you can pick up at google university. Vets in training do get to treat actual animals even highly dangerous ones because there is a magical thing called a sedative. The sattler thing is totally different because the park was brand new and they couldnt fully anticpate the animals behaviour and how they would react to a modern world, they make that point loads in the movie. Her whole reason for being on the island is bogus, the baddies have Wu and some of his staff, would they not send an actual paleo vet to oversee the dinos? If we had some actual dialogue backstory for a her character it would have been more forgivable but they didn't.

4:34 THIS, THIS AND THIS! I'm tired of seeing movies treating fire and lava like it burns you only if you touch it.

@renee_is_pink

4 жыл бұрын

Yup

@cipherpoi9834

4 жыл бұрын

Fire and lava = cold and icy vs when you touch it 😐👉🔥 wow that’s.... that’s hot

@tweetyoaky6363

4 жыл бұрын

You can stand on lava tho??

@DavidEllis94

4 жыл бұрын

@@tweetyoaky6363 No, you cannot. There is no safely getting that close without significant protection.

@tweetyoaky6363

4 жыл бұрын

David Ellis yes you can lol, I know people who have done it. Just google it. Smh.

He forgot the fact the way you controlled indoraptor is by pointing a gun at the person you want to die. You can just shoot the gun! you do not need the super expensive unnecessary and dangerous dinosaur when you have a gun pointed at the person you want to kill.

@tatefranz2047

5 жыл бұрын

Josh Jimison hishe

@Foxtrot369

5 жыл бұрын

It's America... _"Guns don't kill people"_ remember? Apparently you just point them at people and they die by magic. Or dinosaur...

@joanofarc6052

5 жыл бұрын

The Dinosaur is a way much more safer and better way for war.

@jimb.7523

5 жыл бұрын

Or just get a simple laser pointer, like the one I use for my cat. Let the fun begin!

@jamisong.9653

5 жыл бұрын

"This is the most advanced gun ever built. It has a built in dino attack mode, fires 5.56mm incindiary bullets, and bling out the wazzoo. I call it "The Overcompensator".

During the final battle, it was pouring. But moments after they released the dinosaurs, the entire castle and its surroundings were completely dry.

@borismuller86

2 жыл бұрын

In this movie, weather and time of day are decided at random, or based on how the director was feeling.

The outright "I'm done with this" rage at 5:30 is incredible 😂

You also forgot to mention that: 1. Lava falls on the dinossaur and instead of melting its face just burns a little bit and he can shake it off. 2. Owen survives jumping of a fucking cliff and not a single dinosaur falls in his head.

@despinasgarden.4100

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah when i saw the lava scene i just laughted, that thing should be dead and with the skull melted in the moment.

@henriksandstrom2161

2 жыл бұрын

Nah I think you have wrong

@JDStone-jg8cg

2 жыл бұрын

@@despinasgarden.4100 Not quite . . . you can slap lava and only receive minor burns if you're quick. Just like you can swing your arms through a blow torch and it won't even singe your hair. Look up the hacksmiths video on putting his hand through his Protosaber with a plasma based flame. So in this scene the dino probably should have some third degree burns, but it certainly wouldn't have died outright. You could also watch some videos by Kyle Hill, he's done a couple of videos on lava. one of which he put a replica of the one ring from lotr in some man made lava and then found it perfectly whole. you could still read the etching on the side . . .

@TheConspiredOne

2 жыл бұрын

How do you expect a dinosaur to fall in his head though? It would have to dive right into his earhole. Think please.

@shawnbass-ig2bv

Жыл бұрын

Except lava doesn't behave the way its portrayed in movies, it doesn't just instantly vaporize whatever it touches, if you held some in your hand it would probably take a few minutes before it burns you to the bone

Did Blue literally just, shed a tear? My, my. I'm done.

@iclynnx

5 жыл бұрын

I'll just pretend her eyes were dry. Animals can get tears, but usually only when their eyes are dry, or they're sick

@kxd13flow

4 жыл бұрын

I'm talkin the SINGLE teardrop

@linkLoverAG

3 жыл бұрын

@blahblahblah mememe Or Allergies. My parent's mastiff is allergic to himself and the poor thing's eyes get red and teary.

@linkLoverAG

3 жыл бұрын

@A. Sayied Isn't Blue a girl?

@cx-519

3 жыл бұрын

@@linkLoverAG yes, all the raptors are

“You have your mothers wicked sense of humor” Cs “Skip” Ad “hold on”

I've never seen Jeremy so pissed about a movie. Shit.

@bro-be3bd

5 жыл бұрын

Well, I've seen wayyyy more sins than this... And he didn't add any extra sins, just 1 sin each time.

@Troggie42

5 жыл бұрын

Yeah, I expected at least a huge multiplier bonus round.

@Darkbiscuit

5 жыл бұрын

He probably didn’t want to watch anymore...I didn’t

@godemperorofmankind3.091

5 жыл бұрын

he was way more angry at furious 7 and 8

@rudye5259

5 жыл бұрын

Nah he was quite pissed about Pete's Dragon, the original one.

Your voice was in my head so many times when I watched this.

@danwonder7776

5 жыл бұрын

Especially the "Roll Credits"

@legatomisterioso7

5 жыл бұрын

Me too, movie sucked and thought about doing my own sins video

@JYMAHJAMES

5 жыл бұрын

@@danwonder7776 every movie I watch, that shit is stuck in my head 😂😂

"Logic wins! USA! USA!" I love rewatching stuff. Didn't catch that on previous viewings.

I love that you called them "long necks". 🦕 We're all just subconsciously spouting our dinosaur knowledge from Land Before Time and I love it. And I wonder if the poison gas they released to kill the dinosaurs just puts them to sleep, or whether it like...kills them painfully. I hope it's the former.

To be fair, I've never seen a "Fortune" out of a fortune cookie, they're just odd proverbs and compliments

@antonymilne1346

3 жыл бұрын

Finally someone said it! Fortune cookies should be renamed to be more accurate, maybe "Wisdom Cookies", "Polite Cookies" or "Iroh Cookies".

@dantenagarjuna811

3 жыл бұрын

Mister Wuss Or cookies with _paper_

@Melissa-pe2jr

3 жыл бұрын

@@antonymilne1346 insulting Iroh comparing his wisdom to the BS that comes in "fortune" cookies

@antonymilne1346

3 жыл бұрын

@@Melissa-pe2jr I'm deeply sorry. But also in my defence, he himself straight up admitted a few times he was also talking bs.

@davis9502

3 жыл бұрын

F*** you says the movie

No sins for the "I'm a theoretical dino vet that has never actually seen a dino and also somehow never got a job that would be in very high demand from the people that would very much need a dino vet", and the whole "the only way we can save these dinos from being gassed to death is to release them from their cages and then open the doors to vent the gas, no way no how we can just open the doors to vent the gas while keeping the dinos in their cages"?

@mdb45424

5 жыл бұрын

for the 2nd one MOVIE TIE IN. the writers wrote themselves into a corner and this was a lazy way to fix it.

@davidmhh9977

5 жыл бұрын

1. The only people hiring dino vets would be Jurassic World, so it would be incredibly competitive to get hired. Also, when the park closed, likely just before after she finished her degree, basically the entire job market for dino vets would go under overnight. 2. The gasses wouldn't vent fast enough with just the doors open, so the dinosaurs would also need get into the open air. I'm pretty sure if you had poisonous gas in your house you wouldn't open the doors and windows and stay in the house, you would leave.

@CMCAdvanced

5 жыл бұрын

How about the idea for it in the first place? There's a lot of things not sinned in this movie. How about Jeff Goldblum not even being in the movie for more than a couple minutes?

@mariobadia4553

5 жыл бұрын

@@CMCAdvanced The a scummy thing was that they kept mentioning him in videos and ads like he was a huge part of the movie

@meldrickedwards1785

5 жыл бұрын

@@mariobadia4553 they used jeff goldblums name to try and get people ecited.

My biggest sin was everytime Claire had even the slightest chance to leave, she just straight up left Owen behind 😂 in the glass ball, in the truck... She literally gets in and doesn't hesitate to just start driving away 🤣

@arkhamtony3775

2 жыл бұрын

She knows he can take care of himself from situations like this , also Owen would say " Go , I will be behind you "

The fact that this movie has less then a million sins is a huge sin

How about Jimmy Fallon making a big deal about the glass ball thing being bullet proof in the first movie, like up to a 50 cal, then Chris Pratt casually shoots a hole in it with a NINE MILLIMETER... *UNDERWATER.* Seriously, go watch a video of what happens when you fire a gun underwater, it definitely won't break glass.

@lucasboi837

5 жыл бұрын

This is why Incredibles 1 follows better logic than that

@batalorian7997

5 жыл бұрын

I always thought about the bullet not working underwater but I forgot those gyrosphereres could withstand a 50 cal bullet

@jhamircounsel711

5 жыл бұрын

Yeah that's pretty sin worthy

@victorramirez1665

5 жыл бұрын

Under water glass is more easier to brake glass

@regularusername5516

5 жыл бұрын

@@victorramirez1665 true, except that a bullet underwater is like trying to stab someone with a spoon, and also glass that is bulletproof to a 50 caliber bullet would break to, MAYBE a 50 caliber, not a nine mil

Indorapter roars at the top of its lungs on the roof for no logical reason....then proceeds to sneak down the other side of the house to surprise it's prey😂

@ashutoshdeodhar4710

5 жыл бұрын

Yeah and why the fuck it would stick around, its free it should have left the place and start eating humans outside.

@leobrad2199

5 жыл бұрын

@@ashutoshdeodhar4710 yea but it read the script so it knew where it was suppose to be.

@MP197742

5 жыл бұрын

Larry Bradley, clever girl.

@Deutalios818

4 жыл бұрын

Maybe it’s the indoraptor saying, “DANGIT I’M WET AND I HATE IT!!!!!”

@TheYasmineFlower

4 жыл бұрын

@@ashutoshdeodhar4710 I think it was a really dramatic diva, who was just having fun on the hunt. That's also why it went from attacking wildly to roaring on the roof to sneaking into the room veeeeery slooooowly. I mean, if this was a comedy movie series, you'd see that Indoraptor moving to Hollywood to make it big as an actress.

🎶B.D. Woooong!🎶 That got me. 😂😂

"T-Rex Machina. Try something new." Last time they tried something new people hated it

@treymonson9496

3 жыл бұрын

I feel bad for the movie they really tried something new they just really screwed up

@asparashos2055

3 жыл бұрын

But I really liked the spino

@dynastypierce3997

3 жыл бұрын

It wasn't hated because they tried something new. Maybe you didn't see the movie? The plot sucked. The characters sucked. The character development sucked. Pretty much everything about that movie was awful and had nothing to do with trying something new. Just wasn't done well

@warfare1101

3 жыл бұрын

@@dynastypierce3997 I'm talking about the Spinosaurus

@oshkeet

3 жыл бұрын

General weakness of JP3 aside, it came off to a lot of people as poor taste to have the new dino poised as 'better' as the old one, esp. in the marketing and first scene in the movie. No one liked seeing Rexy get jobbed; they shoulda just let Spino be its own thing. Its why JW1 has the easter egg of Rexy smashing a Spino skeleton in the last act and the whole theme of "the old stuff is still cool" Rexy vs I-rex fight.

Another couple sins I would have added is that the directors have no idea how lava works, in one scene while Owen was getting away from lava, you can clearly see his hand drenched in it, and also baryonixes are not lava proof as well

@dornetupapichulo3694

3 жыл бұрын

@@arinxkz1 so how do you explain the fucking dinosaur that tanked a drop of lava in his fucking head and shake it like was a little burn, neither a literally a steel skull can't stand a chance Lava would go through that skull like a hot knife in to butter

@aravsingh2868

2 жыл бұрын

@@arinxkz1 maybe if you knew how lava worked you wouldn’t have commented it

@aravsingh2868

2 жыл бұрын

@@arinxkz1 Yeah I probably should

@henriksandstrom2161

2 жыл бұрын

Bruh do you actually think that a very small amount of lava actually should have killed the dinosaurs idiot. Do you think that it is some very powerful acid.

@shawnbass-ig2bv

Жыл бұрын

Except lava doesn't act like that at all, it doesn't just instantly vaporize anything it touches

Why do I get the feeling that the writers wanted to give the clone girl the ability to talk to the dinosaurs? Or are they saving that for the sequel?

@themaster5800

5 жыл бұрын

saving it for the sequel im sure

@Lorkanthal

5 жыл бұрын

@@themaster5800 what sequel? A bunch of dangerous dinosaurs have escaped into a country where most of the populace owns at least 1 gun and has one of the largest militaries. Those dinosaurs would be rounded up or killed within a month.

@catmani2

5 жыл бұрын

Lorkanthal.... Not to mention most of the species there were only 1 of so there is not re population of them. But hey, that won't matter if a sequel happens.

@themartianway

5 жыл бұрын

@@Lorkanthal I agree, but not everyone has extremely high caliber hunting rifles. Some people will be quiet inconvenienced.

@austinzax5208

5 жыл бұрын

(Jurassic World)"Don't move we're on our way"

I love how all these nations think that buying a dinosaur is going to improve their military in any way.

@ptbro3334

2 жыл бұрын

Nations? They were simply rich men buying the dinosaurs for personal reasons

@chrisglenn2538

2 жыл бұрын

@@ptbro3334 guess I just interpreted it wrong

@ameliapin4961

2 жыл бұрын

@@chrisglenn2538 no it was for sure a plot point of JW that they wanted the raptors for some sort of military thing.

@cancanjaker1620

2 жыл бұрын

@@ptbro3334 I wonder what kind of personal reason involved a dinosaur.

@ryanmcelroy5470

2 жыл бұрын

@j - k yes

"Remember . Blue s got t rex blood now. It should mean something. Maybe ". 😂 Man I died laughing

"I had to, theyre alive... like me" **pulls out gun and shoots her** "Not anymore. Now lets go hunt some dino's"

@hamsterdumplings3420

5 жыл бұрын

My god that would be dark as shit but funny as hell😂

@kryptickiddo8481

5 жыл бұрын

Now that is a movie I'd enjoy watching 😂

@r.j.penfold

4 жыл бұрын

I would have punched that kid in the face so hard and *GLADLY* go to jail. She's one of the most entitled characters I've ever come across _ever_.

@MSRooky350z

4 жыл бұрын

@@r.j.penfold it's a littke girl, that has more reasoning than most humans alive today, and you call HER entitled?...

@usuilucifer8922

4 жыл бұрын

Mister Twister reasoning of WHAT!??? Of killing/endangering hundred if not thousands of human life? The fucking dinosaur HAD their time for fucking millions of years. HUNDREDS MILLIONS to be correct. Human had 2 millions at most! When it time to go let them go why let them live in an age that no longer belong to them. It like teleporting you to the ice age so you live with mammoths and saber tooth tiger.

You forgot to sin that Owen was able to nearly outrun the pyroclastic flow from the volcano (the ash cloud). Those things move at speeds of 100km/h / 62mph on average but can reach 700km/h / 430mph, and Owed does not. Also, he is engulfed in the flow before jumping from the cliff, and the temperature of the gases can reach temperatures of about 1,000 °C (1,830 °F). Sooo yeah, Owen is dead and cremated before he reached the edge of the cliff.

@amitabhakusari2304

5 жыл бұрын

Then there's the toxic gases. Seeing that even sleeping ones has caused the bulk of casualties in recent years (because real people in the real world run long before they are burnt alive by the lava), everyone that was on that island, or within a few miles of the active volcano should be dead long before they could be affected by lava.

@mariobadia4553

5 жыл бұрын

Here before retards come to tell you too ignore all commen and reasoning cause because movies apparently should be allowed to NOT to follow any kind of logic.

@user-hi8vi4sl9w

5 жыл бұрын

I can tell you got those from a quick Google search, because that’s basically word-for-word with the literal first thing to pop up when you type in “How fast does pyroclastic flow travel”. You forget that puffs moving at 700 km/h are the very largest clouds of flow. As we can see in the movie, while the cloud seems large, is nowhere near the actual maximum size. *Not to mention (I have to highlight this part so you see this specifically), pyroclastic flow has a ground-up, more solid look to it, and what’s shown in the movie looks much less solid, to where you can see Owen through 3 feet of it. This likely not a full on pyroclastic flow, but merely volcanic gas, which he would certainly survive.*

@user-hi8vi4sl9w

5 жыл бұрын

But frankly, I’d still sin for being within two meters of approaching lava while being paralyzed, and not being burnt to a crisp.

@WreckingWood

5 жыл бұрын

Even Michael Bay does it more accurately. kzread.info/dash/bejne/q3iYldqaqcjOhso.html

Humans: * recreates dinosaurs * God: I literally sent that meteor for a reason

@VDAM1984

3 жыл бұрын

Dinosaurs eat man, woman inherits the earth

So Blue gets a sin for shedding a tear, but the Indoraptor gets a pass for its Looney Tunes grin before killing the hunter?

5:39 I too only recognize this species as being a long-neck. Glad to know you're a Land Before Time fan.

@RetrX1

4 жыл бұрын

Ik I think they are apatosaurus because the brachiosaurus is much taller

@t.nichole6496

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@hypyu1458

4 жыл бұрын

@@RetrX1 and they have no head crest typed things

@dondraper5447

3 жыл бұрын

Three horns do not play with long NECKS

@aithanleeom5152

3 жыл бұрын

what a man of culture strong coherent and diverse.

Owen: *Almost gets killed multiple times by dinosaurs Claire, seconds later:NOOOO THE DINOSAURS ARE DYING OUT

@washedblue

3 жыл бұрын

tbf Owen seems to have super powers that allow him to escape every situation, even being like an inch away from lava and not being affected whatsoever

@Antesdelfinadmin

3 жыл бұрын

To be fair, that's how most liberals think!

@SpaceStrike

3 жыл бұрын

@@Antesdelfinadmin liberals are republicans right

@SpaceStrike

3 жыл бұрын

@@Antesdelfinadmin cause you racist trump supporters are idiots

@SpaceStrike

3 жыл бұрын

@@tydalrave2333 except avengers

15:39 They could’ve pressed the red button first while the dinosaurs were still in their cages. The gas would’ve left the building and the dinosaurs would still be locked up 🤦‍♀️

@srwla2501

2 жыл бұрын

Biggest plot hole ever!!

@Moonlakes

2 жыл бұрын

hydrogen cyanide is heavier than air it would sit down at the lowest point; which would be the basement with all the dinosaurs in it.

CinemaSins: Same old waterfall! CinemaWins: Beautiful waterfall!

The amount of his rage during this entire video makes me smile.

@parkerpeter1795

5 жыл бұрын

Fionna Skyborn it's so satisfying

@GhanshyamSingh-sk1fs

4 жыл бұрын

@@parkerpeter1795 hell lose feces

@lorenzoniccoli99ln

2 жыл бұрын

Ikr, finally someone that understands the pain

@michaelpacinus242

9 ай бұрын

His rage

They want to keep the dinosaurs alive like Universal Studios wants to keep the Jurassic Park franchise alive.

@howlingdin9332

5 жыл бұрын

The dinosaurs themselves are a perfect metaphor for the franchise; saved from extinction to then be profited off and released to an unsuspecting public for the most contrived reasons imaginable.

@jakespacepiratee3740

5 жыл бұрын

"They make money, like me." -Universal Studios

@BlackFlash7

5 жыл бұрын

If 2 films made me a billion and a half dollars I'd keep it in life support for as long as possible

@josuealmeida9571

5 жыл бұрын

The fans asked for more sequels

@iwasjustcomingoutheretopic8598

2 жыл бұрын

@@anothergingerninja3025 Maybe your right maybe your wrong idk but it looks better then this one

I genuinely wish I never met this channel, I 100% agree with almost everything, but I still love this movie

@josephstalin364

2 жыл бұрын

A lot of these plot points are easily mentioned in the books and other canon. Some of these also are explained with simple logic

@akiraigarashi2874

5 ай бұрын

@@josephstalin364 What could possibly explain Owen surviving staying that close to lava or being inside volcanic ash?

U know whats so dumb about the dinos being stuck in the prisons scene? They could’ve opened the door and let the gas out without letting the dinos out. Logic movie

If these dinosaurs die... they'll be no more dinosaurs... well... except for all that DNA materials that we have in storage that could be used to create NEW dinosaurs... and even wholesale new species of same... but, yea... these SPECIFIC cloned dinosaurs need to survive...

@amaizel

5 жыл бұрын

I kept thinking the same thing during this movie. The whole premise was that these dinosaurs were going extinct again... BUT HOW? They have fucking dinosaur factories and shit

@charlottewalnut3118

5 жыл бұрын

Jeebus Christos It’s a little kid they don’t think that way

@cgee7590

5 жыл бұрын

They're even creating new dinosaurs...horrible job of trying to make the current dinosaurs seem important or relevant, lol

@silverblade357

5 жыл бұрын

Hell, they created new dinosaurs for Jurassic World. The wild ones that couldn't be captured were put down and cloned. And didn't they fix the breeding oversight from the original movie? Why should anyone risk their lives for animals that are doomed to go extinct?

@Warcodered01

5 жыл бұрын

Seriously Blue is the only Velociraptor left at this point saving her does not save the species.

You missed the part where the poison gas was HYDROGEN cyanide, which was venting from a tank right above a fire. That shit would have exploded immediately.

@matthewlindsley3298

4 жыл бұрын

Also they open the cages and then the door instead of just leaving the cages closed and opening the door venting all the gas outside...

@Capri_00

4 жыл бұрын

@@matthewlindsley3298 my brother (not kidding) went on a ten minute yell-rant about that when we first saw this movie.

@anoobis_

3 жыл бұрын

EXACTLY

@MrJamiesilaban

2 жыл бұрын

@@matthewlindsley3298 cloned raptors are smarter than cloned little girls

@pocketmarcy6990

Жыл бұрын

@@MrJamiesilaban tbf it was Claire that opened the inside gates first, not the clone girl

My favourite part of the movie is that production started building a house just for 3 minutes of film.

I absolutely love your content because this is what I telling my family and friends about how movies be having loop holes and bad writing now I find a channel I can relate too appreciate your work

I’m surprised he didn’t talk about Owen being engulfed in volcanic ash. That’s what killed most of the people during Pompeii

@wargamingsupernoob

4 жыл бұрын

Yep

@cruelroalex6722

4 жыл бұрын

If you breathe in the ashes, it's a slow and painful death and you may or may not live with help from today's medicine, but that pyroclastic flow is extremely hot, Owen should definitely be BBQ Owen

Missed Dings: 1. Owen definitely should have died after being enveloped in that volcanic ash while he was running. 2. Claire walks on top of the T-Rex cage in a cargo hull that has armed guards patrolling it and DOESN'T GET NOTICED. 3. Also, the T-Rex starts to freak out and none of the guards seem even the tiniest bit concerned, even so much as to simply glance in the direction of the cage that Claire WAS ON TOP OF. 4. Telling the evil guy to give up and call the cops on himself, even though you yourself are an ailing old man, and then expecting that sh*t to work out.

@JSPena

5 жыл бұрын

Garrett Boneberg yep.

@FacelessKill3R1

5 жыл бұрын

Also when the guy that collects Dino teeth looks inside the truck talking to the doctor and the protagonists are hiding in the sides of the window, the Dino teeth guy doesn't see them. Seems like peripheral vision doesn't exist in this universe

@CarlosAlberto-nq3iv

5 жыл бұрын

Garrett Boneberg Also, why are the humans so damn weak? If I were there, I would grab a weapon and fight those dinosaur scallions. Even if I die, at least I wasn’t the typical snack.

@hyperblitz2070

5 жыл бұрын

*DING*

@hermesdosanjos4765

5 жыл бұрын

5. The dinosaur doctor chosen for the mission is the one that NEVER seen a Dino even that the Park was running ok for a long time before the events of Jurassic World 1!!!

Don’t forget when Owen was about to catch blue they could’ve just actually waited for to give the signal. They had no reason not to except for „wE’rE tHe BaDdIeS“. Owen would still trust them, none of the mercenaries would’ve been injured or basically killed and blue would not have been shot.

I like how the T-Rex always saves the main characters

I totally agree with you for the costs. I mean THESE ARE A ONCE EXTINCT, EXTREMELY POWERFUL, AND EXOTIC SPECIES. THAT'S MORE THAN 10 MIL

@kdot_the_artist

5 жыл бұрын

DD McCarron they should be worth 250 Million at least

@thequ5914

5 жыл бұрын

I`d pay $600M DO I WIN THE F00KING AUCTION YET?!

@ginger2330

5 жыл бұрын

No you do not get the dinosoar

@thequ5914

5 жыл бұрын

@@hollyb6407 well, considering how far people are willing to go to own a skeleton of one, I`d think just before the auction, there would be at least 500 trucks just outside with people who want to steal them. I wouldn't be suprised if a billionaire like bill gates showed up and half his company's savings just goes in an instant.

@deemariedubois4916

5 жыл бұрын

DD McCarron Yes the BIGGEST SIN should have been undervaluation of a REAL LIVE DINO. Ridiculous at 10 million! And it wouldn't just be billionaires there, countries would have sent representatives. Imagine tourism money if a country has a LIVE DINO to come see. We are Americans, no way we wouldn't want one...we can't stand to be out done by Russia or China. Who is responsible for writing this shit?

+100 sins for making me cry after seeing that brachiosaurus call out on the dock

@madewrongly6482

5 жыл бұрын

I actually cried it was so sad. And extra emotional because it was the brachiosaurus from the first movie

@adamgray1753

5 жыл бұрын

I didn't cry, but I was deeply saddened that there was no mercy kill of that brachiosaurus. I wanted Owen to head shot the dino for a quick kill instead of having to feel itself being literally cooked to death by the pyroclastic cloud.

@GamersEvil

5 жыл бұрын

It was forced. All the emotions in the whole movie was forced.

@AlexPalumboG

5 жыл бұрын

The director said it's a Brachiosaurus from the original movie just so they movie could say fuck you as well

@SingedRat

5 жыл бұрын

It sucks even more because it's species is a very docile and pacifist species so it wouldn't do anything to humans now if it were to be a T-Rex you probably wouldn't care

*Jurassic World: A Series of Unfortunate Coincidences.* That’s what i felt before i left this movie halfway

"Welcome... To jurrasic world..." "Oh wait humans have big guns I forgot."

Why isn't there a sin for them outrunning the pyroclastic flow? Those things go between 60 and 400 mph, it just isn't happening.

@EmeraldEyes1776

5 жыл бұрын

Oh good, I'm not the only one who noticed that.

@MichaelSmith-cy6vy

5 жыл бұрын

Finally someone said this!

@nanuqo2006

5 жыл бұрын

@Harvey Hutt Fuck off.

@brandonr45

5 жыл бұрын

Says pyroclastic flow, immediately thinks about Ice Cube.

@quincyupchurch4780

5 жыл бұрын

Also, volcanic ash ias EXTREMELY HOT, yet Owen SURVIVES IT, WTF

Jurassic Park Jurassic World Jurassic Solar System Jurassic Galaxy Jurassic Nebula Jurassic Interstellar Cluster Jurassic Observable Universe

@scouttrooper603

5 жыл бұрын

Snowy Moon Jurassic universe.

@quincyupchurch4780

5 жыл бұрын

😆

@LV426wy

5 жыл бұрын

Hahaha take my money

@andreamarino6010

5 жыл бұрын

Jurassic infinity war

@foxxop3308

5 жыл бұрын

Snowy Moon Jurassic nothingness

i also like the fact, that everytime they face a dangerous situation, they're just standing around with a wide opened mouth for minutes, instead of running or at least doing something. Its so obviously ridiculous ...

6:45 No joke, I took a double take here cause this looks exactly like the image for an adventure world in Lego Dimensions. Literally has about the same graphics.

I've been expecting you (this episode)...

@youngestmoore8612

5 жыл бұрын

sWoozie hii i watch ur videoes

@djflapjack4744

5 жыл бұрын

@Pars KickBruh did you just give my mans swoozie a sin??

@dennywolf5719

5 жыл бұрын

You get a sin you get a sin everyone gets a sin

@christianwong5068

5 жыл бұрын

This movie was such trash

@enough-applause-3368

5 жыл бұрын

No u

You forgot to add 50 sins or more for leaving Brachiosaurus behind!!!

@rico13b

5 жыл бұрын

More like for making a dinosaur that spent a large portion of its life in the water burn to death on a pier instead of just swimming away.

@krispybananaz

4 жыл бұрын

Ricotta Elmar a giant sauropod definitely can’t swim 😂😂 they just stand in lakes but once it’s past their height they can’t swim... obviously.

@ericwilliams1832

4 жыл бұрын

Ricotta Elmar That has been disproven

@RetrX1

4 жыл бұрын

Ricotta Elmar the brachiosaurus can NOT swim

@wittypunhere703

3 жыл бұрын

Fish can't fly, they still try jumping into the air to get away from something under them.

I am begging you! May I please use this sound bite!?!? “Some bullsh*t” at 8:23 has me rolling for at least 30 minutes!!!

Yo he predicted the future with Killer Bees at 16:06

They should have called this film The Lost Park: Jurassic World

@burningfury4065

4 жыл бұрын

Oh my god your profile

@Oooooh-Betty

4 жыл бұрын

Or.... The World Lost Jurassic Park

Lol i can feel all the irritation in his voice in this video

Did anyone else feel genuinely sad for that Dino on the dock. Thats why I think, "show don't tell" is the best form of film production people can do

“Crocodile Tears” 🤣 LMAO

How did they obtain the DNA of a Mosasaurus, a sea creature, when all DNA is coming fom in amber trapped mosquitos?

@SuitulFhrost

5 жыл бұрын

Now that's a good question, Mosquitoes don't bite underwater killer fish...

@gadielgonzalez2755

5 жыл бұрын

Plot contrivance.

@nickstav08

5 жыл бұрын

its believed that monitor liszards are possibly descendants of mosasaurus

@benthk3dprt136

5 жыл бұрын

Not only that but if you extract DNA from blood inside a mosquito you get mosquito DNA...

@nickstav08

5 жыл бұрын

@@benthk3dprt136 plus any other dino/reptile/early mammal dna as well

There is NO WAY a child would release all those dinosaurs. She was running for her life from one, even when it was still caged. A scared kid wouldnt even want to be looking at the dinosaurs through the window. She'd be crying to leave

@MarleyGHaHa

5 жыл бұрын

She's grown up with dinosaurs as mentioned early on

@ashutoshdeodhar4710

5 жыл бұрын

The dinos released are sure to kill someone and who is going to take responsibility.

@jikenx9264

5 жыл бұрын

Are clones people though?..

@WanBelltrum

5 жыл бұрын

You underestimate children sympathy

@johnjsal

5 жыл бұрын

But the movie has a super important point to make about clones and the value of human life, etc. etc. I think......

Mid-video ad break came on with an ad for Jurassic World Evolution 2 game. So trippy and yet it felt so appropriate in this movie.

"Jefferson Dinosaur" made me choke... and now that I think about it, it actually would make a great band name...

4:25 THIS! But seriously. If Blue simply attacked and ate him, it would get rid of the entire "dinosaurs who are thankful to the humans who took care of them" crap of World, and brought back the much better less arrogant "dino's can't be controlled, don't give a damn about people and neither does nature" message of Park. And during this scene, I actually wondered if they really had the balls to do it.

@politicallycorrectredskin796

5 жыл бұрын

But we do control a lot of nature. That's the whole deal with this civilization stuff.

@victorroque5667

4 жыл бұрын

@@politicallycorrectredskin796 TF? Have u not learned anything from the last movies??

@politicallycorrectredskin796

4 жыл бұрын

@@@victorroque5667 The only thing to learn from any of these movies is that people are morons. And I knew that already.

@ilivory974

4 жыл бұрын

Honestly. In the last movie it was mentioned the Owen was Blue's Alpha and he has been training her since she was born. It may not be believable but GODDAMN, YOU PEOPLE NEED TO FUCKING GET. OVER. IT. ITS A MOVIE FOR FUCK SAKES, NOT REAL LIFE. WHAT DID YOU FUCKING EXPECT? THEY'VE BEEN ABLE TO GET THROUGH THESE PLOTS MULTIPLE TIMES AND PEOPLE STILL LIKED THE MOVIES SO THEY THINK "We don't need to change them" AND ITS NOT OUR FUCKING DECISION. IF YOU WANNA TELL PEOPLE HOW TO MAKE A MOVIE GO AHEAD AND DO SO. IT PROBABLY WON'T FUCKING WORK

@Youchubeswindon

2 жыл бұрын

@@politicallycorrectredskin796 We don't control nature, more specifically we 'direct' nature. Any form of control is an illusion.

I have...never seen you this legitimately rustled at a movie before

@DavidGonzalez-rn7vm

5 жыл бұрын

He is rightfully furious, this was the most dishonest cash grab of a movie I've seen in a while.

@scottisitt

5 жыл бұрын

Have you watched his sinning of "The Room"?

@jefferycrouse4652

5 жыл бұрын

@@scottisitt Some pf the greatest sin lines ever read. "WHO THE FUCK IS THIS GUY?"

@royriley6282

5 жыл бұрын

Something about seeing so much money and talent go into process that none the less squeezes out a tasteless turd is inherently infuriating.

@adamfernandes4312

5 жыл бұрын

I was disgusted by what a blatant cash grab this movie was. I hear there's going to be another?

Ian Malcom doesn’t say “hold onto your butts“ as the last words in the movie DING

@Raines1911

3 жыл бұрын

That’s Samuel L. Jackson’s character, Ray Arnold.

5:40 your impression of Mr. Bill's *"Ooh, nooooooo"* was perfect...!

360p anyone?

@Houldey

5 жыл бұрын

Yeah, not sure why its still only giving such low quality options when its already been up for over an hour.

@mrpellow5282

5 жыл бұрын

361p😂

@StapApollo

5 жыл бұрын

nah, another video in the same browser has 1080p

@spookwavevevo

5 жыл бұрын

Saatvik Dube Yup

@yodaddy1

5 жыл бұрын

Yup

There's a dinosaur loose in the house...... *Better Get on my bed and cover myself with sheets*

@brandonlyon730

5 жыл бұрын

Well let’s be honest that’s what lots of young kids do when they fear “monsters” in there closets or whatever, they thing covering themselves will be enough.

@thatguywith1millionsubscri31

5 жыл бұрын

She should of stayed in the elevator thing

@Joshandspot

5 жыл бұрын

@@brandonlyon730 for a little girl afraid of dinosaurs and so close to killed by one 5 times? She sure seemed willing to allow many other little girls throughout the area at risk for being killed by them. This film was dumb. SERIOUSLY i understand if she had no contact with dinosaurs to say they should have a right to live like she did, but you just had a horrific experience with one that tried to TAKE your life...why let them out loose when you were just running away from themM

@goldkraken7

5 жыл бұрын

exactly dude,like they showed that she was smart or smart enough to get outta situations with this thing but when she goes to her room she goes under the covers....why the fuck didn't she try the closet or under the bed?just saying those are better spots than hiding under the blankets

@OGMillyMillz_

5 жыл бұрын

Loose* 🤦🏾‍♂️

I love this! It is hilarious and 100% accurate! Thank you Cinema Sins for bringing this into the world. I have watched it and laughed multiple times! 😂😂😂😂😎👍

I love this channel because it is exactly my brain during movies

Shouldn't Claire be in prison for gross negligence leading to multiple deaths and injuries?

@lilshank7460

4 жыл бұрын

Yes I'd say so

@luckyspurs

3 жыл бұрын

She should, but then a clone child would just let her out for being alive and we'd be back to normal again.

@spongebobsquarepants2981

3 жыл бұрын

@@luckyspurs exactly

@angelomordini6779

3 жыл бұрын

Yes and the little girl is going to juvy for the upcoming multiple human deaths due to the many dinosaurs she let out right into the nearby towns

@myNarrator

3 жыл бұрын

@Tim Krigers sad, but true

i feel like this tapped into cinemasins personal vendetta against dinosaurs

@ADTillion

5 жыл бұрын

Boyass True. I honestly cannot fathom why. He seems to understand nothing about real life dinosaurs.

@r.j.penfold

5 жыл бұрын

I viewed it more as "These fucking people honestly are holding the lives of animals that had already been extinct over the lives of other *HUMAN BEINGS* and everyone is treating them like heroes instead of fucking arresting them for wanting to keep these fucks alive even though they've already killed tons of people and have proven to be a threat to both humanity and ecosystems as a whole."

@boltogen5416

5 жыл бұрын

Tbh he is right though, these fuckers cause so many problems to ecosystems that if they exist in the wild, over half of our different species on Earth would die, humans would be low on the food chain, and everyone would have to leave their house with like a .50 cal weapon

@thomasneal9291

5 жыл бұрын

@@boltogen5416 so... you're gonna double down with cinema sins on knowing nothing about how ecology works. OTOH, the writers of the movie are even worse. *sigh*

4:51 That metal ladder is way too hot to climb on right now. 12:25 Wait, why does the dumbwaiter go from Lockwood's room to the research facility? Aren't they for transporting, y'know, food? I guess he might use it to transport samples up from the lab, but then wouldn't it link to his study?

So he goes from a raptor trainer to a full on run down the line and whoop everybody’s ass without taking one punch commando huh? 50 sins

"This has the dramatic tension of a Dora the Explorer episode with less believability." I am dead.

Fun fact about large, carnivorous dinosaurs - it's theorized that due to their massive weight (and as such, need for massive amounts of energy, aka, lots of food), they would probably need to sneak up on their prey and then charge it before jumping its bones in order to guarantee the best chance of getting a meal, rather than chasing it down over a great distance. It's quite possible that they moved rather silently.

@youplayedyourself8179

5 жыл бұрын

But you can't hear thumps, the ground shaking, metal scraping???

@malzeno1202

5 жыл бұрын

And to add up to this, they don’t roar or snarl. They probably used infrasound noises.

@chedarheader7092

5 жыл бұрын

Yes but definitely not fucking gonna mask it's heavy breathing or It running down the fucking hall. And if it had been near before waiting to get closer how could no one smell the fucking guy who opened the cages rotten flesh and blood on it's teeth. What your also saying is that millions of year old herbivores(Which usually but not always are prey) had a great sense of sound and sight. A common theory is that most predators of that time probably used thick dense foliage or anything to hide behind as a mask to sneak up without being seen. However an long straight empty hall which lines up perfectly wouldn't provide much hiding places. You must take into consideration that if they did move silently it was because the most likely didn't have metal floors and concrete floors that would provide some nifty scratching noises with each claw that taps the floor. You state, "Fun fact about large, carnivorous dinosaurs - it's theorized..." That theory is yet to be proven so the term "fact" would show that your entire argument isn't factual. If you slow the video down and watch the scene again you can see that the way it moves then leaps at such high speed means it sure as hell had to build up a lot of momentum to preform that crazy shit so there's no fucking way that it running and increasing in speed wouldn't make loud thumps as it runs. And it couldn't have been close if it could just suddenly dash head lowered and the spring up and twist sideways so fast because physics says, thou dinosaur shall not fucking become a bullet whilst standing a few feet away from thou prey and thou dinosaur shall not have sneak 100. Although I love the Jurassic park franchise sometimes the logic just doesn't line up and there's no denying it.

@yourthefather1257

5 жыл бұрын

8

@LukaTisus

5 жыл бұрын

Elephants are surprisingly quiet when they walk, large predators probably knew how to distribute their weight for maximum sneakiness. Who's to say they didn't have pads on their feet that cushion and soften the noises they might make? Good example is something large, like a grizzly. If it wants to sneak up on you, you aren't going to hear it.

Apparently people forgot about the tracking chips and that we as humans have access to A-10 warthogs and AH-64 apaches. Two war machines of many that could turn a T-Rex into Swiss cheese.

i have a feeling Jeremy doesnt care for this movie

*_This movie is so low quality even the CinemaSins video is only available in 360p_*

@jonlongoria

5 жыл бұрын

cardaminee THANK YOU FOR CATCHING THIS

@The82armin

5 жыл бұрын

Same , even now

@AnOverratedMon

5 жыл бұрын

nice

@hexerin

5 жыл бұрын

It's insane that this isn't top comment.

@eltriztik504

5 жыл бұрын

Lol