Everything Wrong With Jurassic World Dominion in 22 Minutes or Less

Jurassic World: Dominion sure is a movie. It's a movie we could have done without. And now, to remind you of why, here are all of its sins.
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  • @RA-ui8yw
    @RA-ui8yw Жыл бұрын

    Ah yes let’s make a dinosaur movie about bugs,disease and agricultural concerns. Exactly what the audience wants

  • @christophercalderon7229
    @christophercalderon7229 Жыл бұрын

    Man I remember going into this movie with zero expectations and still felt underwhelmed

  • @needoxygen7432
    @needoxygen7432 Жыл бұрын

    This goes to show that even if you have,

  • @shelbyg.8867
    @shelbyg.8867 Жыл бұрын

    I would like to sin the fact that they made a point in the last movie that Masie didn’t have an English accent, and yet in this movie after living with two people for four years with

  • @doctor-malcolm
    @doctor-malcolm Жыл бұрын

    Surprised Jeremy didn't sin the fact that Blue somehow tracked down Owen, Claire, and Maisie after the last movie, then made a nest, laid, and hatched Beta in what’s essentially their backyard without any of them noticing. Blue’s basically been their secret neighbor for at least several months!

  • @matthewmccoy7437
    @matthewmccoy7437 Жыл бұрын

    should’ve added a bonus sin round and added 1,000 sins for every person that did the hand gesture thing to ward off dinosaurs.

  • @Phaota
    @Phaota Жыл бұрын

    You forgot to sin the concept that a small group of dinos that escaped in "Fallen Kingdom" somehow managed to populate the entire world. Also, a Pteranodon's claws and beak could not rip through a plane's strong metal body without taking serious damage in the process.

  • @ayezz2811
    @ayezz2811 Жыл бұрын

    My biggest ick with this movie is so hard to describe it’s just so Hollywood. It doesn’t feel like a film it just feels like a sequel it’s hard to explain. The characters are invincible and things happen just for the sake of them happening

  • @Memelord2020
    @Memelord2020 Жыл бұрын

    To quote Ian Malcom, “That is one big pile of shit.”

  • @lexjjohnson
    @lexjjohnson Жыл бұрын

    The dedication to no sin removals has to be one of the best things ever 😂

  • @rickcasedrinksbud
    @rickcasedrinksbud Жыл бұрын

    The “are there gonna be any dinosaurs in this dinosaur movie” like the original had me dying

  • @jedi_cat_l4976
    @jedi_cat_l4976 Жыл бұрын

    4:33

  • @personM4N
    @personM4N Жыл бұрын

    I would have removed 1,000,000 sins if when Blue looked back at Owen and Claire that one last time, Blue had said, “thank you…Owen…”

  • @tuajeaw
    @tuajeaw Жыл бұрын

    I'm surprised you didn't have any sin during the scene where Owen eject Clair out of the plane to save her from the plane being attacked by flying dinosaur (which put her in more danger), and by doing so made Clair fall in to the forest full with dinosaurs (which put her in even more danger).

  • @alexnelson9830
    @alexnelson9830 Жыл бұрын

    "the directors were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they never stopped to think whether or not they should."

  • @BenjaminRose37
    @BenjaminRose37 Жыл бұрын

    Universal Studios probably had the same conversation with Sam Neill to bring him back to the franchise that the Kirbys had with Alan Grant in Jurassic Park III: “I can write all kinds of numbers on this check.”

  • @MightySoul9508
    @MightySoul9508 Жыл бұрын

    I’m surprised he didn’t sin the fact Chris Pratt stopped the para with a rope, his legs, a tree stump, and sheer f-ing will without a single broken bone

  • @leonardomedeiros7683
    @leonardomedeiros7683 Жыл бұрын

    To be fair, the car leaving a tunnel and finding a dinossaur at the other end is the driver's fault. That happens in real life y'know. Even without dinossaurs. People leave tunnels and find there's a curve with a cliff right after the tunnel and they fall in it because they're supposed to drive slower at the end of tunnels but they're dumb.

  • @calvinmatthews1527
    @calvinmatthews1527 Жыл бұрын

    Almost thirty years later and they still haven't recaptured the magic the first one had.

  • @JH-cs5py
    @JH-cs5py Жыл бұрын

    22:05