Everything Wrong With Jurassic World Dominion in 22 Minutes or Less
Jurassic World: Dominion sure is a movie. It's a movie we could have done without. And now, to remind you of why, here are all of its sins.
Thursday: Quirky '90s sins.
Remember, no movie is without sin. Which movie's sins should we count next?
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Ah yes let’s make a dinosaur movie about bugs,disease and agricultural concerns. Exactly what the audience wants
Man I remember going into this movie with zero expectations and still felt underwhelmed
This goes to show that even if you have,
I would like to sin the fact that they made a point in the last movie that Masie didn’t have an English accent, and yet in this movie after living with two people for four years with
Surprised Jeremy didn't sin the fact that Blue somehow tracked down Owen, Claire, and Maisie after the last movie, then made a nest, laid, and hatched Beta in what’s essentially their backyard without any of them noticing. Blue’s basically been their secret neighbor for at least several months!
should’ve added a bonus sin round and added 1,000 sins for every person that did the hand gesture thing to ward off dinosaurs.
You forgot to sin the concept that a small group of dinos that escaped in "Fallen Kingdom" somehow managed to populate the entire world. Also, a Pteranodon's claws and beak could not rip through a plane's strong metal body without taking serious damage in the process.
My biggest ick with this movie is so hard to describe it’s just so Hollywood. It doesn’t feel like a film it just feels like a sequel it’s hard to explain. The characters are invincible and things happen just for the sake of them happening
To quote Ian Malcom, “That is one big pile of shit.”
The dedication to no sin removals has to be one of the best things ever 😂
The “are there gonna be any dinosaurs in this dinosaur movie” like the original had me dying
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I would have removed 1,000,000 sins if when Blue looked back at Owen and Claire that one last time, Blue had said, “thank you…Owen…”
I'm surprised you didn't have any sin during the scene where Owen eject Clair out of the plane to save her from the plane being attacked by flying dinosaur (which put her in more danger), and by doing so made Clair fall in to the forest full with dinosaurs (which put her in even more danger).
"the directors were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they never stopped to think whether or not they should."
Universal Studios probably had the same conversation with Sam Neill to bring him back to the franchise that the Kirbys had with Alan Grant in Jurassic Park III: “I can write all kinds of numbers on this check.”
I’m surprised he didn’t sin the fact Chris Pratt stopped the para with a rope, his legs, a tree stump, and sheer f-ing will without a single broken bone
To be fair, the car leaving a tunnel and finding a dinossaur at the other end is the driver's fault. That happens in real life y'know. Even without dinossaurs. People leave tunnels and find there's a curve with a cliff right after the tunnel and they fall in it because they're supposed to drive slower at the end of tunnels but they're dumb.
Almost thirty years later and they still haven't recaptured the magic the first one had.
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