Everything Wrong With Jurassic Park III In 15 Minutes Or Less

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Yep. Of course we did the third one this week as well. We're not stupid. However, several people involved with the making of Jurassic Park III WERE. Here are its sins.
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  • @DoctorX17
    @DoctorX175 жыл бұрын

    Deserved un-sin: the flare gun would still work because the flares themselves are completely sealed. They work under water and in the rain. *reverse ding*

  • @brandongavette66

    @brandongavette66

    5 жыл бұрын

    common sense does not apply. (re-ding)

  • @sportsfanjw559

    @sportsfanjw559

    4 жыл бұрын

    Also gas tank was punctured that's why the river was on fire.

  • @KaladinVegapunk

    @KaladinVegapunk

    4 жыл бұрын

    Yeah most people don't seem to know that Also.. It's actually MUCH more likely the kid could survive vs big groups, he can lay low, be stealthy and not be a target, he's smart Some dumb kid would get eaten right away, sure But has familiar with their habits, has a concealed base and food.. It's really not a big stretch compared to the retards in 2 practically putting out an all you can eat sign

  • @jabbafo

    @jabbafo

    4 жыл бұрын

    Also they're not on a private jet....turbo prop maybe

  • @topbreak38

    @topbreak38

    4 жыл бұрын

    @Enigma6344 It would. A flare gun is a simple design. It really only needs to lock up tight after closing and provide enough spring tension for the hammer to pop the primer and fire it. They are designed to work under extreme conditions because those are usually the conditions a person needs a flare gun.

  • @grandpagohan1
    @grandpagohan19 жыл бұрын

    Woah, woah, woah. Not even ONE sin for the Spino killing the T-Rex? Jeez, I thought EVERYONE hated that scene.

  • @singingwolf8997

    @singingwolf8997

    9 жыл бұрын

    grandpagohan1 I legit cried when I first saw that as a kid. I hated the Spino.

  • @grandpagohan1

    @grandpagohan1

    9 жыл бұрын

    Beth H For me, the Spinosaurus went from a dinosaur who was pretty cool, to the single most hated character in a movie I've even seen. Not just "Oh, booo, it's the villain", but sheer "Fuck everything about this fucker!". Whoever greenlight that fight needs to be punched in the dick or the boob, depending on what hurts more.

  • @Magmafrost13

    @Magmafrost13

    9 жыл бұрын

    Beth H For me, Spino was, and always will be, much more badass. Fuck t-rex. Fucking massive-headed emu. Hell, even 2014 spino is more badass than t-rex

  • @grandpagohan1

    @grandpagohan1

    9 жыл бұрын

    Magmafrost13 And that's your opinion. If you like the fish-eater, go ahead. It was still stupidly handled in the movie.

  • @singingwolf8997

    @singingwolf8997

    9 жыл бұрын

    grandpagohan1 Thank you! I don't care if others like the Spino. T-Rex will always be the best to me.

  • @vidgamarr5126
    @vidgamarr51263 жыл бұрын

    “All dinosaurs must stalk their prey slowly in fear of the movie ending early” Lmfao

  • @adammarch9604

    @adammarch9604

    Жыл бұрын

    Not a dinosaur though

  • @TheWyRmSlAyEr
    @TheWyRmSlAyEr4 жыл бұрын

    Why didn't you sin when grant saw the 'new' raptor in his dream and not the old one which he had seen already?

  • @davidcolantuono3622

    @davidcolantuono3622

    3 жыл бұрын

    That's the problem I had with this film. The Raptor talking to Alan in his dream was excusable since dreams are known to be out of the ordinary. I've had several dreams that could never really happen. But, the fact that the Raptor he saw in his dream was one that he had never seen until later in the film is something I could never forgive about Jurassic Park III. I'm glad I'm not the only one who thought this.

  • @mr.burnsgaming8985

    @mr.burnsgaming8985

    3 жыл бұрын

    I noticed that as well

  • @josh007rules

    @josh007rules

    3 жыл бұрын

    You know what dreams are like

  • @uncannyvalley2350

    @uncannyvalley2350

    3 жыл бұрын

    They cut an opening scene where he was trying to teach a parrot to say his name, the dream sequence was meant to pay that off

  • @kimurico1

    @kimurico1

    3 жыл бұрын

    Maybe that's a hint that those raptors exist only in Dr.Grant's imagination, and actually the whole franchise is just a series of dreams. Or maybe it's just a sin, WHO KNOWS?

  • @funnydude595
    @funnydude5959 жыл бұрын

    I think Jurassic World ignores Lost World and Jurassic Park 3. It's just a sequel to Jurassic Park

  • @dudejoe24

    @dudejoe24

    9 жыл бұрын

    Jon Winkler your correct and even the t rex in the first movie is going to be in Jurassic World

  • @funnydude595

    @funnydude595

    9 жыл бұрын

    Jack of All Vamps if he gets killed off in the first half hour, I'm walking out of that movie

  • @dudejoe24

    @dudejoe24

    9 жыл бұрын

    Jon Winkler actully a she but i hear its going to nuts in the movie

  • @TitaniumShortcake

    @TitaniumShortcake

    9 жыл бұрын

    Jon Winkler I think somewhere on the promotional site, those Pteranodons at the end got a mention actually. Something about them being shot down.

  • @globox123456789

    @globox123456789

    9 жыл бұрын

    Jon Winkler No, it doesn't. The guy Vincent D'onofrio plays in World got famous for shooting the pterodactyls that fled at the end of JP3 over Canada.

  • @musicf3b
    @musicf3b9 жыл бұрын

    In all these years I've still never gotten over that Raptor dream. Wtf was that about

  • @Brianna.

    @Brianna.

    9 жыл бұрын

    Raptor PTSD?

  • @stupendousrexbondoc2847

    @stupendousrexbondoc2847

    9 жыл бұрын

    musicf3b The guys who made the movie tried to say : "Fuck you".

  • @mentallyilldarkjeroid5378

    @mentallyilldarkjeroid5378

    9 жыл бұрын

    It's like when in "Conspiracies" Jack dreams about the Rakoshi and they all start chanting at him that you're one of us.

  • @camcam807

    @camcam807

    9 жыл бұрын

    musicf3b I always thought it was that Alan fears the raptors and is scared of how smart they can get. Like maybe they can adapt to how humans can talk and mimic us. So, he fears the raptors more than the T-rex's and other ones. And I liked Jurassic Park 3. :D

  • @stupendousrexbondoc2847

    @stupendousrexbondoc2847

    9 жыл бұрын

    CTROCK20 You like Jurassic Pile of Shit 3?! It's the worst. You can check my video and it'll explain you why.

  • @davecaveentertainment243
    @davecaveentertainment2432 жыл бұрын

    3:05. Jurassic Park starts with a scene showing a raptor killing a worker. The Lost World starts with the little girl getting attacked by a flock of Procompsognathus. This is actually the first movie in the franchise where the first dinosaurs we physically see are herbivores. Although it is strongly implied the Spinosaurus attacked the boat in the first scene even though we didn't actually see it.

  • @j.r.6271
    @j.r.62713 жыл бұрын

    All these sins and I still love this entire franchise.

  • @TG-ix9id

    @TG-ix9id

    2 жыл бұрын

    Fun to watch. Would have been even better without the stupid swearing.

  • @ninjabunnywholivesinsideaw8216

    @ninjabunnywholivesinsideaw8216

    2 жыл бұрын

    @TG Exactly! Finally someone who sees that profanity is unnecessary in a film!

  • @ninjabunnywholivesinsideaw8216

    @ninjabunnywholivesinsideaw8216

    2 жыл бұрын

    Yes! TWO someone's who agree! 😁

  • @nolan4826

    @nolan4826

    Жыл бұрын

    @@TG-ix9id it was very mild

  • @TG-ix9id

    @TG-ix9id

    Жыл бұрын

    @@nolan4826 Mild? I guess these days it is. None would be much, much better

  • @THEQUEENANSREVENGE
    @THEQUEENANSREVENGE4 жыл бұрын

    2:15 I hate to be that guy but archaeology is the study of cultural history and ancient human culture, whereas this is paleontology. This is not sexy archeology, It’s sexy paleontology

  • @emmabarber5989

    @emmabarber5989

    4 жыл бұрын

    As an archaeology student, i was looking for this comment :D

  • @imightbearacist6613

    @imightbearacist6613

    4 жыл бұрын

    It's Cinema sins, don't expect much from him

  • @lotus8377

    @lotus8377

    4 жыл бұрын

    Ross approves

  • @clockworkNate

    @clockworkNate

    3 жыл бұрын

    You dont have to be intelligent to point out someones disintelligence durr

  • @armadyl1212

    @armadyl1212

    3 жыл бұрын

    DING!

  • @swaggy_sammy_2440
    @swaggy_sammy_24406 жыл бұрын

    *A L A N*

  • @path4522

    @path4522

    4 жыл бұрын

    *H O P E Y O U C A N S W I M*

  • @ky_piece

    @ky_piece

    4 жыл бұрын

    Sam Pappadellis why did I HEAR that 😂

  • @imaybestupid2045

    @imaybestupid2045

    3 жыл бұрын

    Im two years late darn it

  • @notricky1680
    @notricky16803 жыл бұрын

    1) yes, things CAN sound bigger 2) the "not moving a muscle thing" probably meant "dont alert it that we're alive" once the t rex was alerted, it didn't make sense to not run away. At least, that's how I always saw it when I was younger

  • @takedown205productions6

    @takedown205productions6

    3 жыл бұрын

    The way I see it, the Rex likely knew they were all alive and looking at them. Because dinos are quite unfamiliar with humans, it was likely contemplating what exactly was standing behind it's kill; the first Rex from the first Jurassic Park probably wouldn't have bothered the jeeps either, if it weren't for the passengers making themselves out as possible prey items.

  • @michaeldaniels642

    @michaeldaniels642

    Жыл бұрын

    He also would have gotten trampled if he continued standing still

  • @robsmith961

    @robsmith961

    Жыл бұрын

    @@michaeldaniels642 That and he made a split second decision, so it's pretty hard to fault him here.

  • @trevorleder

    @trevorleder

    Жыл бұрын

    I see this comment is old but I still would like to mention that the reason he told them not to move is because the t-rex (in the movie) is only able to see you clearly if you move. I'm not sure if it was said in the movie, but I know it was said in the Jurassic Park book that the amphibian DNA used to help bring the dinosaurs back messed with their visual cortices. Basically, amphibians (like frogs, toads, salamanders, etc.) are only able to see clearly if they sense movement.

  • @notricky1680

    @notricky1680

    Жыл бұрын

    @@trevorleder Yeah, I think a lot of modern day predators have vision that is extra sensitive to movement to track prey

  • @anthonybarnes706
    @anthonybarnes7062 жыл бұрын

    This was my favourite movie as a kid. I just remember being obsessed with the spinosaurus. As a kid who loved Dinosaurs, it was shocking for me to see something that was stronger than a T. rex. For all it flaws, I will always love JP3

  • @Max_attack1234

    @Max_attack1234

    Жыл бұрын

    Anyone who knows anything about modern paleo knows spino would get its butt kicked by rex!

  • @Trebeach

    @Trebeach

    11 ай бұрын

    I completely relate. The vibe of the whole movie just brings me a certain nostalgia

  • @Max_attack1234

    @Max_attack1234

    11 ай бұрын

    Hey I’m not saying you can’t like the movie, I’m just saying the T.rex would kick (or in this case bite) the spinos butt!

  • @raghochadman

    @raghochadman

    10 ай бұрын

    the first bite by the rex wouldve ended the fight

  • @JacobHernandez
    @JacobHernandez9 жыл бұрын

    Jeremy says Archaeology, even though archaeology only deals with ancient humans. Paleontology deals with ancient animals. *Ding*

  • @crusaderbisharp369

    @crusaderbisharp369

    9 жыл бұрын

    Was just about to say this lol

  • @glengonzalez9279

    @glengonzalez9279

    9 жыл бұрын

    Also he says pterodactyls are dinosaurs, when in fact they're actually flying reptiles.

  • @dennisdegasEDG

    @dennisdegasEDG

    9 жыл бұрын

    Glen Gonzalez And the fact that there are no such things as Pterodactyls, those are actually pterandons Ding Ding

  • @luciusfucius

    @luciusfucius

    9 жыл бұрын

    dennis degas Those are pteranodons not doubt, but pterodactyls most certainly existed just look them up. Ding ding ding

  • @dennisdegasEDG

    @dennisdegasEDG

    9 жыл бұрын

    Pterodactyl is not an animal, Pterodactylus is... Ding Ding Ding Ding

  • @Igi293
    @Igi2934 жыл бұрын

    “Coopers a professional he can handle himself” was the biggest sin in the movie 😂

  • @nickelgaming786

    @nickelgaming786

    4 жыл бұрын

    RIGHT?! xD

  • @topsyturvy4707

    @topsyturvy4707

    3 жыл бұрын

    It’s my favourite Meme line in the movie. Cooper went one v one against a Dino that beat the T-Rex and all he got was a few cuts and a bad arm. The only real reason he died was that he tried to get the plane to stop. But if he just kept running around he would’ve probably lost the Spino. Cooper was definitely a professional and could handle himself.

  • @coopergillam6442

    @coopergillam6442

    3 жыл бұрын

    Rude

  • @topsyturvy4707

    @topsyturvy4707

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@coopergillam6442 you are a professional, you can handle yourself. XD

  • @mitzysmith8850

    @mitzysmith8850

    3 жыл бұрын

    Maybe he should of had a grande launcher or a Bazooka

  • @erikschiller7210
    @erikschiller72103 жыл бұрын

    The velociraptor saying “Alan” would make more sense if it was the one from Jurassic Park.

  • @Casual_guy1234

    @Casual_guy1234

    8 ай бұрын

    Or if they kept the deleted scene where he sees a video of them

  • @bligabliga
    @bligabliga2 жыл бұрын

    Alan: "its a bird cage" Amanda: "for what?" Me: "for parrots. what did you expect? youre on an island full of dinosaurs. youve never heard of pterodactyls?"

  • @abhinavmishra1965

    @abhinavmishra1965

    2 жыл бұрын

    😂😂😂😂😂😂😆😆😆

  • @gamerman7466

    @gamerman7466

    2 жыл бұрын

    Pteranadon and neither of those are dinosaurs

  • @bligabliga

    @bligabliga

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@gamerman7466 i know theyre not dinosaurs, but theyre still on the island. You spelled Pteranodon wrong btw

  • @buchpixels9476

    @buchpixels9476

    Жыл бұрын

    i mean amanda never heard about dinos that much xd

  • @KingQwertzlbrmpf
    @KingQwertzlbrmpf5 жыл бұрын

    When chased by a dinosaur always remember the golden rule: You don't need to be the fastest. You only need to be faster than the last in line.

  • @Stormfire1777

    @Stormfire1777

    4 жыл бұрын

    Always bring a cripple, that way you have a 99% of escaping

  • @jakelowang4132

    @jakelowang4132

    3 жыл бұрын

    Why did you take your shoes off, you can't run from a bear i don't need to i just need to run faster than you.

  • @barozukos7791

    @barozukos7791

    3 жыл бұрын

    Thats literally one of ARKs loading screen tips lol

  • @LadyOnikara

    @LadyOnikara

    3 жыл бұрын

    Well fuck, I'm screwed then. I've been the last in line all my life except for graduating high school. I was the second to last in my class then.

  • @Nexalian_Gamer

    @Nexalian_Gamer

    3 жыл бұрын

    That's why you always kidnap a kid when hiking and then return them later.That way you can use the kid to distract an animal if it tries to attack and the kid's death will look accidental, so you will get off scot free.

  • @Thoralmir
    @Thoralmir4 жыл бұрын

    Fun fact, the Rex v Spino fight was originally going to be longer, AND with animatronics! ...Until the Rex robot accidentally got decapitated by the Spino. Whoops!

  • @votpavel

    @votpavel

    4 жыл бұрын

    really?interesting

  • @pokemonfunny3404

    @pokemonfunny3404

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@votpavel very interesting

  • @ether2275

    @ether2275

    4 жыл бұрын

    Lmao imagine their reactions when it broke

  • @nepperoni2894

    @nepperoni2894

    4 жыл бұрын

    @Reagan Doll The Spino animatronic was much heavier than the T-Rex one, and apparently it fell on the T-Rex one and crushed it.

  • @timmytunes348

    @timmytunes348

    4 жыл бұрын

    Thoralmir they did it CGI

  • @caitlynl02135
    @caitlynl021353 жыл бұрын

    I remember watching the movie and being so damn frustrated by them constantly yelling through the whole damn movie. What on Earth is going through their heads for them to think that is a good idea??!!!

  • @jordancoronado1736
    @jordancoronado17363 жыл бұрын

    You forgot one. When Alan says it's a bird cage and Amanda asks "For what?" 😂

  • @missmoxie9188

    @missmoxie9188

    2 жыл бұрын

    It’s obviously for canaries

  • @abhinavmishra1965

    @abhinavmishra1965

    2 жыл бұрын

    😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @caspy1009

    @caspy1009

    2 жыл бұрын

    She meant for what dinosaur in case you're too brainless to understand.

  • @bleeters5984
    @bleeters59849 жыл бұрын

    Everything. Everything was wrong with Jurassic Park 3. Every minute I spent enduring it was accompanied by the tortured screams of my childhood being torn apart by dream sequence talking raptors.

  • @nickcheatham6735

    @nickcheatham6735

    9 жыл бұрын

    I just watched it recently it wasn't that bad

  • @nickcheatham6735

    @nickcheatham6735

    9 жыл бұрын

    I never saw the lost world I always assumed this was the second one when I was a kid and I liked it just fine

  • @Liam40000

    @Liam40000

    9 жыл бұрын

    Bleeters Its way better than the second one. Jurassic Park will follow the same pattern as Indiana Jones' series - Instant classic, shit, return to form, shit reboot.

  • @subscribe6320

    @subscribe6320

    9 жыл бұрын

    Bleeters i think the talking raptor scene was the high-point of the movie. very daring, very avant-garde.

  • @collenjets123

    @collenjets123

    9 жыл бұрын

    Bleeters I'm lucky i watched it as a kid - all that mattered to me was that there were dinosaurs on screen.

  • @jlynch9869
    @jlynch98694 жыл бұрын

    Hey the black guy does not die first so that's a plus

  • @eduardojara6955

    @eduardojara6955

    4 жыл бұрын

    Oh damn true. I never noticed

  • @cocoduck7745

    @cocoduck7745

    4 жыл бұрын

    Yeah nobody says anything when white guy dies but everybody screams racist when Black guy dies

  • @kentraviousmckenzie6886

    @kentraviousmckenzie6886

    4 жыл бұрын

    cocoduck not really

  • @Pink_pr1ncess

    @Pink_pr1ncess

    4 жыл бұрын

    cocoduck I don’t care who dies tbh as long as there’s action and gore, it’s a good Jurassic park movie.

  • @heartless604

    @heartless604

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@cocoduck7745 You sound like a racist.

  • @RogueAOV
    @RogueAOV3 жыл бұрын

    Since the kid recognizes the ringing cell phone as his dads sat phone, this implies that a guy that runs a paint and tile store owns a sat phone, for some reason.

  • @leisb710
    @leisb7104 жыл бұрын

    @13:43 he “called for help” and then the choppers could be heard. We are being led to believe that the raptors think reinforcements are coming and really just want their eggs back not to start a fight so they skirted out. Still kind of a stretch but I’m sinning you anyway. *ding*

  • @topperofhats3005
    @topperofhats30054 жыл бұрын

    "This guy didn't even graduate from the Prometheus school of running away from things"

  • @DavidBarkland

    @DavidBarkland

    4 жыл бұрын

    Actually, I think he graduated at the top of the class.

  • @myhc640

    @myhc640

    4 жыл бұрын

    He graduated from the Horror School of standing still in front of dangerous things instead of running

  • @Sixxdee9

    @Sixxdee9

    4 жыл бұрын

    MYHC I think _Shout Hello After Hearing a Loud Noise_ was his major

  • @acrossthepond2830
    @acrossthepond28304 жыл бұрын

    ‘Wouldn’t he have been more likely to go with the true story rather than the lie?’ Probably not. Had they told the truth Grant would’ve known they planned to land on the island to search for their kid, and would have refused. The crux of their plan was that Grant wouldn’t know they were going to land until he was already on the plane. We can assume from how angry he gets that he wouldn’t have considered helping if he knew they were going to land. By telling him they were just dinosaur enthusiasts who wanted a guide they had him thinking they were just going to fly over, so he agreed.

  • @declannewton2556

    @declannewton2556

    4 жыл бұрын

    Ironically, telling him the truth would prevent the events of this movie from occurring while Eric would still be rescued. Grant could have used his connections to the State Department via Ellie's husband to _at least_ get a military crew dispatched to the island to rescue him.

  • @nicholase2868

    @nicholase2868

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@declannewton2556 I doubt it. Who would expect a kid to survive on the island?

  • @connorbrennan4233

    @connorbrennan4233

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@nicholase2868 They don't reaply go that in-depth into it. I suppose that it would be a tad unbelievable after the couple dozen "Marlboro men" from the last film got picked off very easily.

  • @MurihSantos

    @MurihSantos

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@nicholase2868 exactly, he would for sure say "lol, I won't go there, this kid is fucking dead, for sure"

  • @Spinosaurus44

    @Spinosaurus44

    2 жыл бұрын

    True, we even see him begin pointing out the dinosaurs and describing them from the plane window before he realizes they’re about to land and gets knocked out

  • @BlackLiger788
    @BlackLiger7883 жыл бұрын

    Wrong: Herbivores are more likely to fight for territory than carnivores, they can take the risk. Herbivores can still find food if injured, if a carnivore is injured badly it'll starve.

  • @ksoundkaiju9256

    @ksoundkaiju9256

    2 жыл бұрын

    Herbivores are more likely to be predated on if injured tho Actually there are dozens of animals in the fossil record that have sustained horrific injuries, but managed to survive

  • @davis9502
    @davis95023 жыл бұрын

    You know I would actually like to see the 8 weeks that the boy has spent on that island. Think how cool that would be. Then Dr Grant and Sattler (still a couple) show up with the Navy to rescue the kid. That would be awesome.

  • @BMiren-bc6ye

    @BMiren-bc6ye

    3 жыл бұрын

    to be fair, the original script was about teens stuck in the island, and this is the exact plot of Camp Cretaceous, the animated Jurassic Park show on Netflix

  • @liamc1633

    @liamc1633

    2 жыл бұрын

    Bro, there's actually a book based on the 8 weeks Eric is alone on the Island, i read it as a kid and thought it was dope. Goes through a fair amount of shit. I forget the name get researching!

  • @Exanull
    @Exanull9 жыл бұрын

    You forgot one sin at the vending machine part. The food is probably expired by then

  • @jennymedrano5104

    @jennymedrano5104

    9 жыл бұрын

    NTR You know, I never thought of that, and if that's the case, these people should be crapping or throwing up lol

  • @vladimirhorowitz

    @vladimirhorowitz

    8 жыл бұрын

    NTR Mapping Not sure what kind of food you're used to getting from vending machines, but normally it's just soda, chips and candy. At worst it'd just be stale. It's not like there's cheese and chicken in there.

  • @David-cj8wv

    @David-cj8wv

    8 жыл бұрын

    +NTR Mapping Not really they're probably just like chips they would probably be stale but not expired cause that shit has loads of preservatives

  • @THEghost13579

    @THEghost13579

    8 жыл бұрын

    +NTR Mapping It may have twinkies in it.

  • @KorGarrot

    @KorGarrot

    8 жыл бұрын

    +xXFatalBlowXx “xXPowerShotXx” Not to mention that as long as a container remains sealed then food inside won't spoil. it may taste funny but it won't be "bad"

  • @ComradeDragon1957
    @ComradeDragon19579 жыл бұрын

    God creates Dinosaurs God kills Dinosaurs God creates man Man kills god Man creates dinosaurs Jurassic World creates overused CGI CGI kills Jurassic Park franchise.

  • @ComradeDragon1957

    @ComradeDragon1957

    9 жыл бұрын

    So with that... Welcome To Jurassic World Of CGI

  • @Thacrazytaco

    @Thacrazytaco

    9 жыл бұрын

    High Commander Xen[NovemberRedFilms] your ignorance is astounding, truly astounding

  • @Sam-im5tc

    @Sam-im5tc

    9 жыл бұрын

    Jurassic Worlds going to be hella better then the pieces of shit they call Lost World and Jurassic Park 3 the real question is can it outdo the first film

  • @xBriTTzz

    @xBriTTzz

    9 жыл бұрын

    Sam Littlefield You hit the nail on the head my friend :)

  • @ComradeDragon1957

    @ComradeDragon1957

    9 жыл бұрын

    Agreed. Im only joking. I just have a problem with Overused CGI in a movie franchise famous for animatronics Oh and tamed raptors. Tamed.....Raptors

  • @charliedallachie3539
    @charliedallachie35394 жыл бұрын

    😂 😂 that scene lost me at “those are herbivores they really wouldn’t be interested in fighting” 😂 he’s a like 4. I could see grant being like that as a dad probably why they didn’t get married, she wanted kids and he didn’t but they should have gotten married.

  • @robsmith961

    @robsmith961

    Жыл бұрын

    She married a lawyer, didn't she? I guess Donald Gennaro won the girl.

  • @blanclover122
    @blanclover1223 жыл бұрын

    It's funny there was actually a alternate ending where instead of the pterodactyls flying to freedom you see them flying towards the helicopter

  • @DemocratsareagentsofSATAN
    @DemocratsareagentsofSATAN5 жыл бұрын

    No lie...I was one of the Marines at the end driving the Amtrak!! They filmed the ending on Kawaii and we were on set for 4 days...food and lodging and they paid us as extras too. It was interesting to see how it all works...for the most part it was four days of play for us though....clearly we didnt have a big scene... The Marines that run on the beach and then stand there like goofballs was the 3rd Marines out of Kaneohe Bay... Fun fact: we actually ran through this one scene like 11 times...we thought it was ridiculous but hey, we were getting paid and not on base!!! Semper Fi!!!

  • @notallopinionswerecreatede4465

    @notallopinionswerecreatede4465

    5 жыл бұрын

    Right...

  • @awmmusicofficial8014

    @awmmusicofficial8014

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@notallopinionswerecreatede4465 His story is too complicated to be fake

  • @kevinbyrne1057

    @kevinbyrne1057

    5 жыл бұрын

    Oh, that's so cool! I wasn't born when the original but when I watch it again I will make sure to look out! Also great job making it into JPIII

  • @notallopinionswerecreatede4465

    @notallopinionswerecreatede4465

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@awmmusicofficial8014 Exactly, too complicated to be true. But meh, I really don't care enough about the movie to be arguing about it. Cheers.

  • @gabriellebraswell3306

    @gabriellebraswell3306

    5 жыл бұрын

    That's so freaking awesome 🐲

  • @oliversr6
    @oliversr66 жыл бұрын

    OH LOOK - Jurassic World :Fallen Kingdom, has a dinosaur DNA smuggling sub plot. You called it 3 years ago!

  • @Scarlight_JB

    @Scarlight_JB

    5 жыл бұрын

    Oliver Shea actually he called it since the first JW because Henry Wu took his suitcase containing what he needed to make the Indoraptor (besides the Indominus Tooth) and went in a helicopter after the Indominus pretty much ruined everything to more or less Lockwood’s estate to meet up with Mills

  • @drizz4553

    @drizz4553

    5 жыл бұрын

    Oliver Shea don't forget when the fat guy tried to steal the DNA in the first Jurrassic Park

  • @siddharth8166
    @siddharth81663 жыл бұрын

    How did you forget to say that the food in vending machine, would be edible to eat?

  • @scottslotterbeck3796

    @scottslotterbeck3796

    2 жыл бұрын

    Enough preservatives to last 100 years.

  • @necromancypizza

    @necromancypizza

    2 жыл бұрын

    When you're starving your food standards go way down 😆

  • @gbx4858

    @gbx4858

    Жыл бұрын

    I mean it is packaged food, which I’d imagine can last a very long time without expiring

  • @blunew467
    @blunew4672 жыл бұрын

    The people who made this movie were so preoccupied on whether or not they could, they didn’t stop and think if they should.

  • @Howlingburd19

    @Howlingburd19

    16 күн бұрын

    Basically with a plot like this, they shouldn’t have made this movie in the first place 😂

  • @AkuTenshiiZero
    @AkuTenshiiZero8 жыл бұрын

    3:34 No kidding, that is _extremely_ racist. As a white man, I am insulted that I am apparently not as tasty as a black guy.

  • @CuppaLLX

    @CuppaLLX

    8 жыл бұрын

    +AkuTenshiiZero White guys just need more salt, carry some salt with you and all the murderous psycho monsters will chose you over the Kuntucy Fried Black Guy

  • @anthonyhargis6855

    @anthonyhargis6855

    8 жыл бұрын

    +AkuTenshiiZero Everyone knows that a kid will eat the middle of the Oreo first and save the chocolate cookie for last.

  • @tmac3019

    @tmac3019

    8 жыл бұрын

    +AkuTenshiiZero naybe the dinosaurs only like dark meat

  • @andrewthedragon8609

    @andrewthedragon8609

    8 жыл бұрын

    tmac tmac really they do not know what's a black person is in head it food.

  • @angryrabidfoxes7380

    @angryrabidfoxes7380

    8 жыл бұрын

    on another note, why is the talking raptor reguarded as the low point in the franchise? its clearly the gymnastic raptor- take down from the lost world. Who else agrees?

  • @MrMariosonicman
    @MrMariosonicman9 жыл бұрын

    am i the only one who absolutely loved the darth maulasarus part?

  • @stupendousrexbondoc2847

    @stupendousrexbondoc2847

    9 жыл бұрын

    ***** Ceratosaurus relized it's too good for this shit.

  • @lysak89

    @lysak89

    9 жыл бұрын

    ***** Nah. I thought it was pretty funny too

  • @stupendousrexbondoc2847

    @stupendousrexbondoc2847

    9 жыл бұрын

    Alyssa Patti Darth Vader.

  • @lysak89

    @lysak89

    9 жыл бұрын

    StupendousRex Bondoc​ ??

  • @codename617

    @codename617

    9 жыл бұрын

    ***** in The Lost World(Crichton's not Doyle's) Ceratosaurus' were able to blend into their environment like chameleons. There was so much potential for them that was thrown away. The plot from the second book was so much better than the plot for the 2nd and 3rd movies. I would recommend reading the books for any JP fan.

  • @k_dub0257
    @k_dub02574 жыл бұрын

    I’m probably going to be in the minority when I say this but I actually like this really like this movie, I like it’s abandoned lab feel and i like how they introduced more dinosaurs. Seeing the t-Rex lose was kinda refreshing because even though it’s a cool dinosaur it’s not the best. So in all it may have many, many flaws but i really like it (I feel like I just made a half-assed paragraph in third grade

  • @zoyuomg5934
    @zoyuomg59342 жыл бұрын

    It would make sense for the plant eating good dinos to be visible at first since they don't hunt anything and don't have to stay hidden.

  • @jbjaguar2717

    @jbjaguar2717

    10 ай бұрын

    Exactly. Like when you go on safari in Africa, do you see plains full of lions and leopards? No, you see gazelles and giraffes. The predators are small in number and waiting out of sight.

  • @screwball6958
    @screwball69589 жыл бұрын

    Darth Maulasaur XD.

  • @stupendousrexbondoc2847

    @stupendousrexbondoc2847

    9 жыл бұрын

    Jackson Hood 2.0 That's Ceratosaurus for the guys who are not Dino nerds.

  • @stupendousrexbondoc2847

    @stupendousrexbondoc2847

    9 жыл бұрын

    Jackson Hood 2.0 I know. Just saying.

  • @stupendousrexbondoc2847

    @stupendousrexbondoc2847

    9 жыл бұрын

    Jackson Hood 2.0 Alright.

  • @WongWillDoIt

    @WongWillDoIt

    9 жыл бұрын

    StupendousRex Bondoc I didn't know, thanks!

  • @HunhowsShadowStalker

    @HunhowsShadowStalker

    9 жыл бұрын

    ***** Who will afterwards train and be betrayed by Anadactyl Skywalker.

  • @wt8012
    @wt80125 жыл бұрын

    I actually really liked this movie. I mean, the 1993 original will always be my favourite, but thought that the third movie was pretty darn good. Very watchable, IMO. I don't get all the hate.

  • @amyjo6690

    @amyjo6690

    Жыл бұрын

    Thank you I’m glad I’m not the only one who thinks this.

  • @Shadowgod1000

    @Shadowgod1000

    Жыл бұрын

    I used to like this as a kid, granite was the only movie we had on DVD, I believe we have the original on VHS. I don't hate that movie I just don't think it's that great and compared to the other movies it is just the weakest of the series.

  • @Resimaster

    @Resimaster

    Жыл бұрын

    For me the third film just felt like a longwinded subplot, as if Alan, Lex and Tim got their own movie about their trek back to the visitors center.

  • @Taniere

    @Taniere

    Жыл бұрын

    I just watched it. I love it!

  • @hehehehaw8346

    @hehehehaw8346

    Жыл бұрын

    They hate the movie cuz their precious T rex died🤧😂

  • @audaciouspert1772
    @audaciouspert17723 жыл бұрын

    In fact, we can make a sin count of CinemaSins to add a *ting* to perfectly explained and valid scenarios.

  • @Willrc57
    @Willrc574 жыл бұрын

    Ok, I haven't watched this movie in a while, and I forgot about the vision where the raptor was on the plane, it scared me pretty bad.

  • @Klamath2046
    @Klamath20467 жыл бұрын

    Palaeontology, mate. Not archaeology

  • @pixelsafoison

    @pixelsafoison

    7 жыл бұрын

    Ding

  • @davidstone1657

    @davidstone1657

    7 жыл бұрын

    Qqqqqqqqqqwwwwwweee

  • @Usulcardo

    @Usulcardo

    7 жыл бұрын

    Also, Pterosaurs (Pteranodon) not fucking pterodactyls ffs

  • @Usulcardo

    @Usulcardo

    7 жыл бұрын

    ***** No. It's like saying football is a sub-division of tennis. And also, pterodactyl = pterosaur BUT pteranodon =/= pterodactyl. Pterosauria is the name of the order. Also, no Mosasaurus is not Ichthyosaurus. They're both different genus, in different families: Mosasauridae and Ichthyosauridae.

  • @MrShoebox21

    @MrShoebox21

    7 жыл бұрын

    I actually learned something from a KZread comment. Kudos, sir.

  • @spacexbound
    @spacexbound5 жыл бұрын

    To be fair, Alan wasn't lying when he said nothing could convince him to go on the island. He was tricked, he never had any intention of landing, only doing some fly-overs.

  • @liamc1633
    @liamc16332 жыл бұрын

    There's actually a book released about what Eric and the 8 weeks he went through alone on the Island, I read as a kid and I enjoyed it back then. can't remember the name!

  • @texasstranger6077
    @texasstranger60773 жыл бұрын

    "The T-virus?" Really? Not the "T Rex virus?" Ya dropped the ball on that one

  • @GoodwinGhost
    @GoodwinGhost8 жыл бұрын

    Wow he was right. Jurassic World DID have someone wanting something dino-related from the island. It was that one military guy who wanted to use the raptors to flush out terrorists.

  • @conniehan2340

    @conniehan2340

    8 жыл бұрын

    so true!

  • @TomskyB

    @TomskyB

    8 жыл бұрын

    Also, Henry Wu escapes the island with the dinosaur embryos.

  • @HomoSolari

    @HomoSolari

    7 жыл бұрын

    +Tomsk Bromley (TheFeatheredTRex) He's also the only one to succeed in smuggling stuff of the island(s).

  • @tobito9730

    @tobito9730

    7 жыл бұрын

    And who wanted I-Rex DNA

  • @KnopsLPs

    @KnopsLPs

    7 жыл бұрын

    apart from that, i'm pretty sure they would have embryos stored somewhere else as well.

  • @Nckolas20
    @Nckolas209 жыл бұрын

    I'm adding on sins every time he says "private jet" when it's clearly a private PLANE. CinemaSins is terrible at their "job"

  • @erickiltz

    @erickiltz

    9 жыл бұрын

    SciGuy Um, yeah I think I see the point you're making that it wasn't a jet but... a jet is a plane...

  • @__Insanity_

    @__Insanity_

    9 жыл бұрын

    Eric Kiltz jets may be planes but planes aren't jets! (Also somehow I typed jwts and my autocorrect said mega. Just... I don't even know why autocorrect exists if it will always mess up!)

  • @FaceFamous

    @FaceFamous

    9 жыл бұрын

    Who cares jets planes whatever. You know what he meant. I'm sure he isn't thinking oh yea make I say plane not jet before they call me out of it. Yes more worried about the movie. Plus many people say that way not realizing it's wrong but people know what they're talking about

  • @vulture_5212

    @vulture_5212

    9 жыл бұрын

    Then again, most people don't say "Private plane" they say "Private jet" And private planes are also much less common than private jets but you would still be amazing at CinemaSins for that tiny detail

  • @AFreakingAxeCH

    @AFreakingAxeCH

    9 жыл бұрын

    I will give you a sin for not realizing that those 2 thing's in common is that both go in the air....and nobody gibes a shit about that thing.

  • @DickLongFlop14
    @DickLongFlop142 жыл бұрын

    I always wondered how the hell Billy was already on the chopper and patched up recovering when they literally just got there 😂

  • @tonym7295
    @tonym72953 жыл бұрын

    I’m watching this movie now and I was like.. I wonder what would be wrong with this movie in 15 minutes. Literally came straight to this video 😂😂😂

  • @enricosarmiento4152
    @enricosarmiento41526 жыл бұрын

    Jurassic Park - Man playing God with the power of genetics The Lost World Jurassic Park - How environmentalism should work and ethical questions about cleaning up the mess of the misuse of the powers of humanity Jurassic World - Questions on consumerism and capitalism Jurassic Park 3 - People running from dinosaurs

  • @riotbreaker3506

    @riotbreaker3506

    6 жыл бұрын

    Jurassic Park 3 is actually a stark reminder to what Ingen and Hammond created, and proves that Grant can't erase the dinosaurs by ignoring them, life even found a way when the Pteranodons escaped.

  • @KarnRulez

    @KarnRulez

    6 жыл бұрын

    Riot Breaker No

  • @CultistKingQ

    @CultistKingQ

    6 жыл бұрын

    Enrico Sarmiento/ and Jurassic world fallen kingdom-illegal trade and misuse of genetics

  • @lonelysatoshi2482

    @lonelysatoshi2482

    5 жыл бұрын

    Riot Breaker actualy, no. All the things you see in this movie was ereased, spinosaurs only care to chase the protagonists for nothing even he eats fish, not people, this just was to save a kid and survive the island, everyone in the movies didin't even know this happend, it dosent helps the Franchise even it makes more questions.

  • @internetduck1520

    @internetduck1520

    5 жыл бұрын

    All of them are about human stupidity and human mistakes/greed.

  • @HelloGeneric
    @HelloGeneric9 жыл бұрын

    You totally nailed the smuggling out of the park prediction for Jurassic World . Don't want to say more for spoiler purposes, but that's freaking ridiculous

  • @WranghisKhan

    @WranghisKhan

    9 жыл бұрын

    Hello Generic I was just thinking the same thing

  • @OfDaSouth

    @OfDaSouth

    9 жыл бұрын

    Wait no I JUST saw Jurassic World, and no one was trying to smuggle anything the whole movie! What are you referring to?

  • @justinyou5118

    @justinyou5118

    9 жыл бұрын

    *SPOILER* If i recall correctly the asian guy (forgot his name) put the indominus rex embryo's into his suitcase before leaving the park on the helicopter.

  • @WranghisKhan

    @WranghisKhan

    9 жыл бұрын

    Justin You SPOILER Your right. He was never killed and Hoskins sent him off the island with Embryos a little while before everyone started prepping to hunt down the Indominus Rex

  • @mchero5534

    @mchero5534

    9 жыл бұрын

    OfDaSouth also, the miltary guy was trying to steal the raptors from owen

  • @ecds7393
    @ecds73934 жыл бұрын

    The end cuts are my favorite part. So good!

  • @LegendOfKhaos12
    @LegendOfKhaos124 жыл бұрын

    This was my favorite one out of the first 3.

  • @fixer10091994
    @fixer100919948 жыл бұрын

    There are a bunch of things that couldve killed the guys on the boat...including the spinosaurus

  • @Starblind11

    @Starblind11

    7 жыл бұрын

    Saltwater, way out to sea, nah if it was that aquatic it could have swum to the mainland.

  • @fcs5779

    @fcs5779

    7 жыл бұрын

    Um no

  • @fixer10091994

    @fixer10091994

    7 жыл бұрын

    +Starblind11 Oh....and the pteranodons didnt fly to the mainland because......???

  • @Starblind11

    @Starblind11

    7 жыл бұрын

    They were shut in their aviary until after the people went in there, clearly. The fact it directly contradicts JP2 is a whole other bunch of issues with this movie, but taking the movie alone, pterosaurs were shut in until after the aviary sequence.

  • @takodabdrew4367

    @takodabdrew4367

    7 жыл бұрын

    Pterosaurs wouldn't fly to mainland because they would probably die before they even made it to the land. Some would make it to land, but not all

  • @lucas-pm8ji
    @lucas-pm8ji7 жыл бұрын

    "no force on heaven or earth will get me on that island" except money, because money's from hell and didn't say nothing about hell

  • @brentage5000

    @brentage5000

    6 жыл бұрын

    Also, the kid. After Tim and Lex (well, Tim, at least), he's all about rescuing kids

  • @ZbricksShow

    @ZbricksShow

    6 жыл бұрын

    Lol so true

  • @lawrencebittke8478

    @lawrencebittke8478

    6 жыл бұрын

    lucas 8261 Sam Neil goes to the island on the word that William Macy will pay him big time bucks. He should have said he’ll take half up front and the rest when he finds the couple’s son; then again there’d be no movie in the first place, right?

  • @Jocke-04

    @Jocke-04

    6 жыл бұрын

    Lawrence Bittke he didn't know it was a rescue mission

  • @nathenhutchison6182

    @nathenhutchison6182

    6 жыл бұрын

    A much more interesting premise for JP3 (in my opinion) would have been if Dr. Grant's assistance was requested to help address the problems being caused on the mainland due to the dinosaurs that escaped from Isla Nublar. That topic was never really explored in any depth in the books.

  • @matthewhilger1942
    @matthewhilger19423 жыл бұрын

    Completely glossed over the part where at the end there's this random guy in a suit that got there seemingly magically just to make the marine and navy entrance that much more dramatic

  • @DarkwaveDuck

    @DarkwaveDuck

    3 жыл бұрын

    😂

  • @Willrc57
    @Willrc574 жыл бұрын

    Like you said about reasons for raptors to attack for no reason, it was mentioned raptors killed just to kill in the original book.

  • @chrisfowerbaugh6389
    @chrisfowerbaugh63899 жыл бұрын

    I was so mad at this movie when they killed off the t-rex...the fuck?!

  • @MetallicA7X92

    @MetallicA7X92

    9 жыл бұрын

    Chris Fowerbaugh They didn't just kill it off either, they made it look like a joke! That always bugged me alot with this movie.

  • @Dgreen20

    @Dgreen20

    9 жыл бұрын

    Chris Fowerbaugh +1 sin for killing the greatest dino in the franchise *ding*

  • @EvtheNev

    @EvtheNev

    9 жыл бұрын

    Chris Fowerbaugh The Rex should have came outta nowhere and killed the Spinosaurous in the end. *"Gotcha bitch!"*.

  • @deadman12078

    @deadman12078

    9 жыл бұрын

    Chris Fowerbaugh Remember when my son first saw that scene. He was 6. All the other movies... people and dinosaurs being eaten, he didn't care. That spinosaurouse killing the t-rex. Wow, he ran out of the room crying with his fingers in his ears. The scene was just that bad...

  • @shihabshabbir6441

    @shihabshabbir6441

    9 жыл бұрын

    I'm hoping jirassic world would fix that by having the orginal t rex from the first movie kill the hybrid dinosaures which most likly will happen

  • @geogaltwothousandfive8023
    @geogaltwothousandfive80235 жыл бұрын

    The music in these movies is fukin AMAZING.

  • @angelqueenmountbattenwinds8625

    @angelqueenmountbattenwinds8625

    4 жыл бұрын

    GeoGal TwoThousandFive isn't it😍😍😍thans to john Williams❤❤❤

  • @twinendymion947

    @twinendymion947

    3 жыл бұрын

    John Williams man... John Williams

  • @alexk1682

    @alexk1682

    3 жыл бұрын

    Yea the scene where they enter the “hatchery” with the baby dinosaurs was well scored!

  • @TheSnomGuy

    @TheSnomGuy

    3 жыл бұрын

    I didn’t expect someone to say good things about this movie other than me

  • @nips2good4u80
    @nips2good4u803 жыл бұрын

    This is still my favorite Jurrasic park/World movie. I love the cheesy parts, my favorite moment in the jurrasic franchise is when Alan is dreaming of the raptor🤣 Alan.... Alan!

  • @ianhale4466
    @ianhale44663 жыл бұрын

    The whole domt move a muscle thing was actually brilliant and I was able to catch it at age 10. The rex roars after he says that, making it obvious that he in fact actually can see them, you can see Neil make a face before running as if Grant was saying "fucking science books get nothing right!"

  • @haydennorris8062

    @haydennorris8062

    Жыл бұрын

    More like he HEARD them.

  • @OniHelix

    @OniHelix

    7 ай бұрын

    More like, Alan moved his head over his disbelief of the stupidity of the others running away, and him moving his head gave away his position.

  • @JoachimDivko
    @JoachimDivko9 жыл бұрын

    You forgot: "why the fucking fuck is the spirosaurus following the expedition?!?!!!!!!" xD

  • @ShadicRothZz1998

    @ShadicRothZz1998

    9 жыл бұрын

    Joachim Divko He wants them to pick up the phone.

  • @blackout214214214

    @blackout214214214

    9 жыл бұрын

    ShadicRothZz1998 ROFL

  • @erikkoeneman4447

    @erikkoeneman4447

    9 жыл бұрын

    3DSDF I can just imagine the look on its face when it pooped it out still vibrating.

  • @RaptorYamaan

    @RaptorYamaan

    9 жыл бұрын

    We should have stayed in the damn plane.

  • @3DSDF

    @3DSDF

    9 жыл бұрын

    Erik Koeneman Worse than pissing out kidney stones.

  • @_Bromine_35
    @_Bromine_358 жыл бұрын

    Actually the guys on the boat who died in the beginning were killed by the spino. Spinosaurus was aquatic. So when the fog covered the boat, it killed them. Like a ninja. Ninja spino. That also explains why it followed them through the forest silently. Spinosauruses are ninjas.

  • @londonlorraine5352

    @londonlorraine5352

    8 жыл бұрын

    I saw this when I was little and I also got that the Spinoaurus killed them. I was so afraid to go in water after that, for fear of a giant Spinoaurus popping up and eating me. LOL :)

  • @oddballskull1941

    @oddballskull1941

    8 жыл бұрын

    Dr Crane lol right i mean i know these movies arent accurate but it shows that the pterodons were locked in a cage and plus thered would have been a ton circling the boat and would have easily killed the kid

  • @cjkalandek996

    @cjkalandek996

    8 жыл бұрын

    Then what's to stop the Spinosaurus from swimming to the mainland?

  • @justincase2053

    @justincase2053

    8 жыл бұрын

    +Cj Kalandek I think in the second book it says the US Navy maintains a blockade around the island to destroy anything trying to get off. But that would have made it much more difficult to fly a private jet onto the island. Which is a shame, because it would neatly explain how the navy got to the shore so quick, and how the pterodactyls escaping isn't a problem, because they would have been shot down.

  • @oddballskull1941

    @oddballskull1941

    8 жыл бұрын

    Justin Case but they dont care about the books in these vids...or in the movie itself for that matter

  • @takedown205productions6
    @takedown205productions63 жыл бұрын

    Remove a sin for the fire being lit beneath the spinosaur; the damage inflicted to watercraft included an oil and fuel leak and, since natural gas is lighter than water, it'll float to the surface and wait to be lit or evaporated. :/

  • @austinmeyers247
    @austinmeyers2473 жыл бұрын

    My only attachment to this movie is that it was the first Jurassic park movie I saw in theaters as a kid. And for a long span of time I would put this movie on to fall asleep to very often in middle school. Not the best, but my most comforting.

  • @RC-sr4cs
    @RC-sr4cs6 жыл бұрын

    Who wanted Tea Leoni’s character (Amanda) dead already after only 5 minutes of her screen time?

  • @DPXerxes

    @DPXerxes

    5 жыл бұрын

    I accidentally read scream time, so I guess that means I feel the same as you.

  • @TheGuyWhoSaysOhYeah

    @TheGuyWhoSaysOhYeah

    5 жыл бұрын

    Totally!

  • @Jizzlewobbwtfcus

    @Jizzlewobbwtfcus

    5 жыл бұрын

    yup. both of em infact. Most unlikely couple ever. no chemistry

  • @bigpicturethinking5620

    @bigpicturethinking5620

    5 жыл бұрын

    David Duchovny

  • @phapnui

    @phapnui

    5 жыл бұрын

    Not me. 1 minute was all it took. She and that guy who plays the president in Independence Day worst actors I have ever seen. Awful emoting.

  • @kaijuhub3937
    @kaijuhub39379 жыл бұрын

    At least the mandatory kid was useful.

  • @leviathantheseadragon5655

    @leviathantheseadragon5655

    9 жыл бұрын

    Looking at you Tim and Lex !

  • @BadRastafari97

    @BadRastafari97

    9 жыл бұрын

    Leviathan the Sea Dragon but they were believeable as kids and what kids would do in the situation. but I guess some kids are more ballsy than others

  • @alluraambrose2978

    @alluraambrose2978

    9 жыл бұрын

    Leviathan the Sea Dragon Tim and lex vs the raptors in the kitchen is one of the best scenes created in a pg13 movie. shame raptors are dumb doggies next movie:(

  • @leviathantheseadragon5655

    @leviathantheseadragon5655

    9 жыл бұрын

    Well , Tim was kinda good some times (except the Fence) . But Lex ... Seriously ... Well , I kind of enjoyed the Kitchen part . I still don't get how Lex and Tim were able to fend off the Raptors , but hey that was cool . Compensates for the Unnecessary crying .

  • @18aidanme

    @18aidanme

    9 жыл бұрын

    Leviathan the Sea Dragon Tim was fucking useless, when lex was doing shit on the computer and the other people were trying to grab the gun, what was tim doing? Not helping anyone and standing around like an idiot.

  • @takayamuramoto4490
    @takayamuramoto44903 жыл бұрын

    In german 4:33 is put better and plainer with Grant wondering what other Species Ingen were producing/creating.

  • @kelleyk28
    @kelleyk283 жыл бұрын

    The fact that the couple made something up instead of telling the truth, and Grant fell for it AND went the the island, drove me crazy.

  • @real_lampcap

    @real_lampcap

    3 жыл бұрын

    HONESTLY! Like he wouldn't go to study dinos but he'd go for their stupid fake story? I'm sure he would have been WAY more inclined to go if they had told him their SON was missing among a bunch of terrifying carnivores.

  • @greynotgray6808
    @greynotgray68085 жыл бұрын

    "This guy DIDN'T graduate from the Prometheus School of running away from things." Hahahah Jeremy's the fukcing best

  • @christopherholt6750

    @christopherholt6750

    4 жыл бұрын

    He's very knowledgeable. He analyzes every detail of these movies, time zones, physics, what the characters (or creatures) in the film should be doing compared to what the film shows us. I bet he could make his own movie and it would be awesome. No sins. But Hollywood wouldn't go for it. Gotta have those sins. Raptors and T-Rex's must move very slowly on the heroes, but eat the villains rapidly.

  • @mellinasgimenez1987
    @mellinasgimenez19879 жыл бұрын

    ALAN... ALAAAN!

  • @TheMostUninterestingMan

    @TheMostUninterestingMan

    9 жыл бұрын

    WHAT!?

  • @0My0Channel0

    @0My0Channel0

    9 жыл бұрын

    Alan Lozano wake up!... ah no, that's Alan Wake :\

  • @EvtheNev

    @EvtheNev

    9 жыл бұрын

    José Mellinas *Snaaaaaaaaaaaaake!!!!!*

  • @Myelso

    @Myelso

    9 жыл бұрын

    José Mellinas That always scares the shit out of me. Don't know why.

  • @leviathantheseadragon5655

    @leviathantheseadragon5655

    9 жыл бұрын

    José Mellinas Imagine being Allan : "HOLY SHIT TALKING RAPTOR NEXT TO ME !" That's some next level Dream Trip .

  • @ayre0332
    @ayre03323 жыл бұрын

    Title: Everything Wrong with Jurassic Park III In 15 minutes or less Me: sir I’m pretty sure that’s 16 minutes...

  • @dcthemechanic95
    @dcthemechanic953 жыл бұрын

    “Isla Coincidence” is mad funny to me😂😂

  • @VaporeonLayne
    @VaporeonLayne5 жыл бұрын

    Alan: No force on Earth or Heaven can get me on that island. Paul & Amanda: Hold my beer.

  • @Casual_guy1234

    @Casual_guy1234

    8 ай бұрын

    Nope, it was a private jet that wasn't in heaven or on the earth It was in the sky

  • @modernwarriorsystems7347
    @modernwarriorsystems73474 жыл бұрын

    Serious question. How many movies do you watch per day to keep this channel going?

  • @308AlYsSa0034

    @308AlYsSa0034

    3 жыл бұрын

    they probably watch 1-2 per week depending on their upload schedule that month. I'm sure in the beginning it was the biggest grind but they have a crew now which is healthier so he doesn't lose his mind- more than he already has 😜

  • @ladygeminisamuels7689

    @ladygeminisamuels7689

    3 жыл бұрын

    I wondered that too!

  • @magnusgreel275
    @magnusgreel2753 жыл бұрын

    "No-one gives a shit!" Damn that made me burst out laughing

  • @jonathansparks882
    @jonathansparks882 Жыл бұрын

    After watching the new movies... this one is a masterpiece.

  • @erikhuisman2487

    @erikhuisman2487

    Жыл бұрын

    The first 2 were at least entertaining. Dominion was just garbage

  • @jonathansparks882

    @jonathansparks882

    Жыл бұрын

    @@erikhuisman2487 ehh first one was entertaining. Second one, first half was entertaining, then it dipped

  • @_w3irdpanda_326
    @_w3irdpanda_3267 жыл бұрын

    who else laughed at the part with the raptor on the plane *Alan*

  • @EndOfSmallSanctuary97

    @EndOfSmallSanctuary97

    7 жыл бұрын

    Everyone did.

  • @denniswatson2783

    @denniswatson2783

    7 жыл бұрын

    Rainbowsmoothie 190603 ,

  • @ChrisPBacon-zf5gm

    @ChrisPBacon-zf5gm

    7 жыл бұрын

    Out of oops

  • @Steven5812

    @Steven5812

    7 жыл бұрын

    Samuel L Jackson...who got LUNCHED in the first JP movie. :O :/

  • @Mitwadus

    @Mitwadus

    7 жыл бұрын

    Critic

  • @lauraberg6272
    @lauraberg62725 жыл бұрын

    As for the "it sounds bigger" part, have you ever heard a large dog bark without seeing it? Big dogs sound large due to the depth and resonance of their bark. Same thing goes here. Anyone agree?

  • @turbo8628

    @turbo8628

    5 жыл бұрын

    Nope. Bears don't roar and some little people have really big mouths

  • @Athena-kl7oj
    @Athena-kl7oj11 ай бұрын

    I always assumed that it was the spinosaurus that killed the guys on the boat in the beginning, because they're on the water and the water is where the spino hangs out

  • @cjkalandek996
    @cjkalandek9962 жыл бұрын

    At 5:26, when he slows down the bit where Amanda screams over Ben's corpse, her scream sounds like that video of a screaming goat.

  • @WhiteJarrah
    @WhiteJarrah9 жыл бұрын

    1:00 Pteranodon! PTERANODON!!! Not fucking Pterodactyl!!!! Does no one know the difference between the Pteranodon and the Pterodactyl?! This is the same error you did in the last Cinema Sins. The Pterodactyl is considerally smaller animal. This is the size of a Pteranodon relative to a human: upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/f/fc/Pteranodon_scale.png THIS is the size of a Pterodactyl relative to a human: upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/e/e3/Pterodactylus_scale_mmartyniuk_wiki.png And furthermore, neither the Pteranodon or Pterodactyl are dinosaurs. Dinosaurs don't fly. The flying reptiles are called pterosaurs.

  • @LaptopGamingDude

    @LaptopGamingDude

    9 жыл бұрын

    Then explain why the raptors are much larger than they should be

  • @WhiteJarrah

    @WhiteJarrah

    9 жыл бұрын

    FloppyFlapjak There's a funny story behind that. The "Velociraptors" in Jurassic Park were actually based on the much larger therapod dinosaur "Deinonychus", which has a different shaped skull to that of the Velociraptor. At the time when Crichton wrote Jurassic Park, the Deinonychus was known as "Velociraptor antirrhopus". Crichton acknowledges this in his book with Grant saying "Deinonychus is now considered one of the Velocirators", although in the book Wu identifies the creature as "Velocirator mongoliensis" which is the term applied only to the classic Velocirator. The design in the Jurassic Park film was based on the Deinonychus, but the filmmakers upped the height of the dinosaurs considerably. Ironically, during the filming, the 2meter tall Utahraptor was discovered, which is a more closer match to the dinosaur depicted in the film. Of course we now know all three of those dinosaurs had feathers. If they ever remake Jurassic Park, I suggest they just rename the raptors "Utahraptors". They could even get away with using the designs from the previous films, just add feathers.

  • @somerandominternetweirdo9962

    @somerandominternetweirdo9962

    9 жыл бұрын

    FloppyFlapjak even beyond logistical reasons, it can always be written off in the Jurassic park universe, that these are not dinosaurs. They are genetically engineered monsters with partially dinosaur dna.

  • @Tomnickles

    @Tomnickles

    9 жыл бұрын

    Jarrah White On a scale of 1-28, why does this matter so much to you? I must know.

  • @Tomnickles

    @Tomnickles

    9 жыл бұрын

    ***** I know right! How DARE people know things! PFFT!

  • @jamesdenofantiquity
    @jamesdenofantiquity4 жыл бұрын

    Loved the Alan moment when he is dreaming, it is entirely possible and funny. I used to stop and watch that moment specifically when my son watched it ten times a week.

  • @chrisbradford1324
    @chrisbradford13244 жыл бұрын

    Dude I love this shitt that you do keep up the good work bro!!!!

  • @andrewharvey3282
    @andrewharvey3282 Жыл бұрын

    "Wouldn't he have been more like to go with the true story rather than a lie?" Yeah, no because it's mathmatically impossible for a kid to survive that long on dinosaur island...

  • @noamoskaljov
    @noamoskaljov7 жыл бұрын

    Why the f*ck isn't Alan with Ellie anymore?!

  • @pinkladiibug

    @pinkladiibug

    7 жыл бұрын

    noamoskaljov because Jurassic park can't tell you how much it hates you

  • @noamoskaljov

    @noamoskaljov

    7 жыл бұрын

    Brianna Holliday You mean Jurassic Park III, not Jurassic Park. Right?

  • @brainspackle2693

    @brainspackle2693

    7 жыл бұрын

    hu hu hu hu hu hu ha ha hu

  • @PanSpaceman

    @PanSpaceman

    7 жыл бұрын

    Alan is the dino-man, so they had to get him on the island, and I guess they wanted Ellie to be out of the picture so that she wouldn't be there too.

  • @the6ig6adwolf

    @the6ig6adwolf

    7 жыл бұрын

    noamoskaljov she wanted kids, he didn't

  • @thesymbioticlunala4783
    @thesymbioticlunala47836 жыл бұрын

    The Reason the Water caught on fire was because the gasoline from the boat got punctured and the Oil leaked out from it

  • @rickhunter6513

    @rickhunter6513

    5 жыл бұрын

    That doesn’t make it any better

  • @thelordoflasagna

    @thelordoflasagna

    5 жыл бұрын

    Rick Hunter YES IT DOES :/

  • @deadly5881

    @deadly5881

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@rickhunter6513 yes because gasoline Lights no matter what its in

  • @panzerjagertigerporsche
    @panzerjagertigerporsche2 жыл бұрын

    13:07 if you actually watched the scene of the ship sinking to realize that the fuel tanks were punctured and that caused fuel to leak out into the water so that when the flare hit the water the water caught on fire

  • @passionoflovers
    @passionoflovers Жыл бұрын

    They forgot to sin the fact Grant has nightmares about a raptor with a design he has never seen before.

  • @peterlewerin4213
    @peterlewerin42134 жыл бұрын

    I am willing to forgive Amanda for basically anything at that point where they find her boyfriend's body. She can be fairly assumed to have loved that guy, she has been worried (to put it mildly) for him and for her son for months, and suddenly she gets tackled by his rotting skeleton (at which point she must be assuming that her son is dead too). The film really puts her through the wringer.

  • @haydennorris8062

    @haydennorris8062

    Жыл бұрын

    It would’ve scared me if I’d seen my Girlfriend’s rotting body, too…

  • @loganbigmo

    @loganbigmo

    8 ай бұрын

    Well she wasn't assuming her son is dead too, because right after that scene she says that she freaked out because seeing the skeleton meant her son was all alone on the island.

  • @majora5651
    @majora56514 жыл бұрын

    I love coming back to this film now that they've almost completely scratched the idea that Spinosaurus was a two-legged land animal.

  • @user-pg7uj4bp4q

    @user-pg7uj4bp4q

    3 жыл бұрын

    NERRRRRRD

  • @leewolf6434

    @leewolf6434

    3 жыл бұрын

    Don’t forget raptors are feathery aswell 😂

  • @inactive7519

    @inactive7519

    3 жыл бұрын

    I dare the makers of the Jurassic park movies to make a realistic version.

  • @KellyCalKelsey

    @KellyCalKelsey

    3 жыл бұрын

    Well to be Fair, the Spino Spends 57% of it's Screentime in a Raging River so that's a Sizeable Chunk of Proof that Says he's an Amphibian. The Spino also has Long Arms that were used to Swim and Crawl through the River so it's Possible this is also a nod to the Idea of a Spino standing on all 4 legs.

  • @real_lampcap

    @real_lampcap

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@inactive7519 I would love to see a movie with all the dinos looking more realistic. Feathers and all.

  • @sirdracula9923
    @sirdracula99233 жыл бұрын

    it was great bro ! nice job

  • @redeadhead4
    @redeadhead43 жыл бұрын

    I hadn't seen any of the other Jurassic Park movies before, this was the first one that I saw. And I thought it was perfect. Growing up is hard sometimes

  • @joenesvick7043
    @joenesvick70435 жыл бұрын

    Kid lasts 8 weeks and that bothers people? “Hudson!!!! This little girl survived longer than that with no weapons and no training!” They mostly come at night, mostly. And then there’s Robin Williams in Jumanji 🤣

  • @levinix5792

    @levinix5792

    5 жыл бұрын

    You are a genius!

  • @gadielgonzalez2755

    @gadielgonzalez2755

    5 жыл бұрын

    Honestly all of these piss me off

  • @tychogoedhart286

    @tychogoedhart286

    4 жыл бұрын

    Kids are fucking indestructible in movies

  • @jtbrah6995

    @jtbrah6995

    4 жыл бұрын

    “Well why don’t you put her in charge?!?”

  • @jeanxx5745

    @jeanxx5745

    4 жыл бұрын

    The girl in Aliens survived alone in a colony in some random planet crowded with aliens and their queen

  • @musicadictor
    @musicadictor9 жыл бұрын

    spinosaur most probably ate fish: sin how does a small island (if indeed it is small) suffice to feed both a full grown trex and a full grown carnivorous spinosaur:sin

  • @astroguy5364

    @astroguy5364

    9 жыл бұрын

    musicadictor How does it have enough to feed DOZENS OF BRACHIOSAURS. Like seriously.... in the first book they said that they had to import food...

  • @ingen_nate_kenny6588

    @ingen_nate_kenny6588

    9 жыл бұрын

    ***** That is false, Joe Johnson, the director of this movie confirmed it.

  • @TheBlackLodger

    @TheBlackLodger

    9 жыл бұрын

    And small sized dinosaurs as well.

  • @persianking44

    @persianking44

    9 жыл бұрын

    InGen_Nate_Kenny Confirmed what? That the T-Rex killed by the Spinosaurus was the last T-Rex? Or that JP III takes place on a different island? Because unless there were two islands named Isla Sorna, the director doesn't know what he's talking about as both JP II and III DO take place on the same island.

  • @RachelHaanford

    @RachelHaanford

    9 жыл бұрын

    musicadictor In the Lost World book, the research group was confused by the fact that there were so many carnivores on Isla Sorna. They concluded it was because of the mystery disease (labeled DX) which was passed on to all the dinosaurs; which is why a lot of them were dying before reaching full maturity.

  • @oscaravina7853
    @oscaravina78533 жыл бұрын

    9:27 CinemaSins called it down to the suitcase

  • @justgarfield9721

    @justgarfield9721

    Жыл бұрын

    Indoraptor

  • @Georgi_Slavov79
    @Georgi_Slavov797 ай бұрын

    If you swim in a deep river,fully clothed AND with a full backpack, believe me:you are gonna drown!

  • @OniHelix

    @OniHelix

    7 ай бұрын

    Good point. I missed that one.

  • @Georgi_Slavov79

    @Georgi_Slavov79

    7 ай бұрын

    @@OniHelix them surviving the 300 km/h plane crash into the jungle was also worth mentioning.

  • @OniHelix

    @OniHelix

    7 ай бұрын

    @@Georgi_Slavov79 Jeremy already pointed that one out though.

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