Jeff Goldblum admitting he is just in it for money, is the most realistic acting you can find these days

@tomstamford6837

Жыл бұрын

It's kinda sad when actors go down that route, worse if they moan about selling out and not being recognized for their acting prowess, etc, etc. Particularly galling when they used to be good and worth watching and they're wealthy enough not to go that route. But I suppose of you throw enough money at actors, they would eat dirt. The Bruce Willis effect I call it.

@MemeMuseum23

Жыл бұрын

It’s not even acting at that point

@Monie71793

Жыл бұрын

💯🤣🤣😩

@Husky92223

Жыл бұрын

Honestly, he looked high on heroine the whole time, he's a king!

@alfsleftnut9224

Жыл бұрын

Honestly, he wasn't even acting, he was just being honest

I love how they set up a genuinely interesting premise of can we coexist with dinosaurs? And then they completely ignored it to focus on a small research base with locusts

@FixerRC-

Жыл бұрын

The coexisting with dinosaurs has already been done with the Dinotopia books and Hallmark miniseries and show(the best thing Hallmark ever did) it's basically a complex island civilization where humans and plant eating dinosaurs like in a utopian like society where sunstones power their civilization and stop the meat eating dinosaurs from leaving their section of the island.

@BoxxyFan

Жыл бұрын

Same thing with Star Wars.

@BoxxyFan

Жыл бұрын

@@FixerRC- Dinotopia is not part of the Jurassic Park/World franchise.

@ArawnOfAnnwn

Жыл бұрын

@@FixerRC- That sounds nothing like Jurassic Park. JP takes place in our world i.e. modern globalized society.

@Osprey850

Жыл бұрын

Then, in the final minute, they returned to answer the question of "can we coexist with dinosaurs?" even though nothing happened during the 2 hours that would explain why the ending montage was different from the opening one.

Dominion makes Jurassic Park III & The Lost World look like an Oscar winning masterpiece

@pieterboelen2862

20 сағат бұрын

Well, The Lost World IS pretty iconic to me. And I like III too...

The most amazing thing about this movie is how they managed to not have a single hint of chemistry between members of the main cast, be it the JW one or the OG JP one. Everyone was just... there.

@daviddavidsonn3578

Жыл бұрын

that's what filming in greenscreens does to actors...no soul...

@pistachiosan

Жыл бұрын

Wasn’t this filmed in the middle of the second spike in the pandemic? It’s entirely possible they weren’t really in the same place at the same time, thus they COULDN’T develop chemistry since they didn’t really see each other.

@iCosmicRex

Жыл бұрын

@@pistachiosan the actors and crew lived together for months filming this film - according to them

@jbvader721

Жыл бұрын

@@pistachiosan A pandemic is not an excuse for lack of chemistry. They had a sh** script with a hack director telling them what to do. Plain and simple. No amount of quarantine, mask mandates, and frequent testing can make excuses for that.

@satyajitlall0606

Жыл бұрын

@@jbvader721 exactly

The most unbelievable thing in this movie franchise is how a cloned little girl developed a British accent that gets more developed over the franchise while not being subjected to anyone with a British accent that would influence her speech development in that direction.

@BrianPatrickWilliams

Жыл бұрын

💯💯💯

@daniellee7642

Жыл бұрын

How is that the most unbelievable thing

@D34THT4MB0

Жыл бұрын

@@daniellee7642 do you not know how acquiring accents works?

@CoralCopperHead

Жыл бұрын

@@D34THT4MB0 do you not know how unbelievable cloning dinosaurs from a mosquito fossil is?

@D34THT4MB0

Жыл бұрын

@@CoralCopperHead more believable than outrunning a mosquito monster in high heels.

Build up over 5 movies the idea of what would happen if dinosaurs escaped into the world... make it happen and hype up this finally interesting again concept with mini films... then release a movie about giant locusts... genius. Pure and utter brilliance.

@ChrisSmith-tu9bu

Жыл бұрын

Lol I think its genius how theyre able to come up with worse and worse big budget movies

@hollywoodshopaholic

Жыл бұрын

Exactly. The screenwriters have to be trolling us, right??

@henryslager9406

Жыл бұрын

I haven’t seen it yet but that setting was the only reason I wanted to see it, and now I find out it is about locusts instead.. oh and apparently an evil science company trying to kidnap a girl :’) Boring…

@fynkozari9271

Жыл бұрын

What do u expect from americans? The greatest country. They always make bad movies. It's like they don't care anymore, just want the paycheck, movie quality goes down the toilet.

@sunjoexys7251

Жыл бұрын

I don't usually hate generic blockbusters, but this movie has the honor of being an exception. There is so much to hate here.

When Ellie and Alan are sneaking through a laboratory to carefully retrieve a giant prehistoric bug to get a DNA sample to prove to the world that Biosyn is responsible for a forthcoming mass extinction with entire flocks of said prehistoric bugs, I wanted to scream, "WHAT DOES THIS HAVE TO DO WITH JURASSIC PARK!?" Also, it is so colossally dumb to introduce a new mega-dinosaur more powerful than the T-Rex, but the only thing it kills in the entire movie is a bug.

@scifiwriter98

Жыл бұрын

It was a flaming bug, to be accurate. Oh, and a spear through the roof of the mouth.

"Jurassic World Épisode 6: The Clone Wars".. It killed me😂

@andrewwashere82

Жыл бұрын

Yup, that was a good title for the movie!

"Every single time, we all act surprised" This is the most painfully accurate joke I've seen in a while.

@Monie71793

Жыл бұрын

💯😩🤣🤦🏽‍♀️

@Bandit69ply

Жыл бұрын

I have to completely agree with you. I was thinking along those lines after his character said that. Smh.

@RoshanKuriakoseRK

Жыл бұрын

Most underrated comment

I like how the Pyroraptor and Therizinosaurus were extremely big deals in the advertising for this movie, but their names don't even get mentioned in the film.

@chasehedges6775

Жыл бұрын

They were throwaway characters

@monhunterz5430

Жыл бұрын

Lets be honest, they were just there so that they could sell more dinosaur toys

@diegoreveles3541

Жыл бұрын

I don't even know which one is the pyroraptor. Cause the other one is the salad fingers dinosaur, right?

@Xelzeno

Жыл бұрын

@@diegoreveles3541 The one on the frozen lake. I think...

@dr.2335

Жыл бұрын

Well to be fair, the second one is pretty hard to say

TRULY how have they not asked Bryce to take over, if there's anything I've learned in the past few years it's that she's fantastic on the other side of the camera

@thepubknight6144

Жыл бұрын

i agree my favorite book of boba fett and the mandlorian episodes were directed by her

@collinmartin2566

Жыл бұрын

She was annoying in every single one of these movies

@SpriGgEx

Жыл бұрын

@@collinmartin2566 They talk about directing stuff are you deaf? Also i dont think that she is that bad of an actor its just the roles she plays. She should rly get more into low budged movies^^

The all powerful hand gesture to stop dinos from attacking bugged me throughout, but I also loved how often actors would look/hold their hand out toward a dino and it was so far off the mark lol In a world where I'm seeing a lot of youtube videos pointing out how good the attention to detail in CGI stuff is in movies, that really stood out to me in this one.

@digimaks

Жыл бұрын

I wish they would of had a dinosaur that actually bit off the hand! It would of made lot more sense! Seriously, WTF!? Hey whoever came up with that crap - go into lion cage, and do that hand gesture. Let me know later how did that go! (well of course if you don't become lion's lunch).

@scifiwriter98

Жыл бұрын

I don't understand why the movie didn't work it into a climactic ending with a squadron of school crossing guards being parachuted in to save the day.

@Howlingburd19

Жыл бұрын

Next thing you know I’ll hold my hand out to a charging elephant and I’ll stop it xD

@ILikeMyPrivacytbt

Жыл бұрын

There's actually a reasonable reason the hand gesture works on most dinosaurs, you can actually see the reason in their expression, the gesture confuses them. You can actually see the dinosaurs looking at Owen with the expression "what are you doing?" This distracts them long enough for Owen to do what he needs to do to control the animal. This is also why when he used it on Blue she lashed out at him and scratched his hand because she knew his tricks and that it was just a hand.

@Josh-zk3ru

11 ай бұрын

​@John Doe A 7 ton predator is confused by a small hairless ape sticking out an appendage?

I found it interesting that like 20 dinosaurs were released into a single area and then over just a few years they've somehow multiplied like crazy and are all over the world.

@thejennadiaries

Жыл бұрын

Right ? Like how did those dinosaurs reach Africa ? Who decided it was a good idea to ship them off there 😂

@sternaldragon58

Жыл бұрын

Because people all over the world has access to ingens cloning technology and the auctioned off dinosaurs from the movie before could have been used for cloning

@bruegant

Жыл бұрын

@@sternaldragon58 and also they genetically modified them to grow quicker. So they'd reach maturity quicker meaning quicker reproduction.

@xxMpEGxx

Жыл бұрын

@@sternaldragon58 and people all over the world who used ingens technology chose to release their dinosaurs?

@sternaldragon58

Жыл бұрын

@@xxMpEGxx some of them where probably released by biosyn to hide their intentions behind the scenes and keep them in the lime light

Its hard to believe the first one was almost 30 years ago. Even more incredible that it blows ALL of the sequels out of the water still. On all levels.

@user-hc9qv9yb9m

Жыл бұрын

That's the one I only rewatch.

@loserplanet

Жыл бұрын

That first park was LEGIT

@authorjosephj.madden4993

Жыл бұрын

Originals often do.

@hadracks

Жыл бұрын

You can tell the difference in writing and directing. Crichton wrote the original story and Spielberg and his crew did the original movie. There is a reason Spielberg is one of the top directors of all time and Crichton on of the top sci fi authors of all time.

@JB-pl1iu

Жыл бұрын

@@hadracks wasn't Lost Word Spielberg and Crichton also though? That one stunk. To me the first was just perfect lighting in a bottle.

2:18 ALAN! Lmaoooo the running gag is back!

4:22 If Vincent Dinofrio in JW taught us one thing, it's that the raptors are not conditioned to follow hand signals.

I have to admit I did like seeing the old cast back together, but Yeah... "Thank You for Your Fan Service" sums it up pretty accurately.

@kaygee5115

Жыл бұрын

Them and the dilophosaurus.

@3takoyakis

Жыл бұрын

Every nowadays film are just keep using old cast to bait nostalgia. Terminator, ghost busters, Jurassic park. Yet the writings are suck

@3takoyakis

Жыл бұрын

Except you spiderman far from home, you were the best... For now

@RSG_TheMonster

Жыл бұрын

@@3takoyakis and Ghostbusters: Afterlife

@paulovinasrocha6166

Жыл бұрын

@@3takoyakis but that movie expanded on them

I really resonated with the part where the raptor said "Alan".

@yevgeniyaleshchenko849

Жыл бұрын

LOL😂

@oneandonlysound3453

Жыл бұрын

Funny there used to be a time where Jp3 was the weakest but then we got the world sequels.

@scifiwriter98

Жыл бұрын

Gotta admit, I teared up a little. An Oscar worthy performance.

@cleverusername9369

Жыл бұрын

Alan!

@Ometecuhtli

10 ай бұрын

Alan! Use the force! (Everyone starts using the force)

Lol that "Go. AWAY!" For Chris Pratt 😂😂😂

3:33 BioSyn is the main villain in Jurassic Franchise especially older Game’s, Comic’s, and the original Novel. Their main objective is the steal InGen technology.

The 1993 original is still a masterpiece and nothing has topped it.

@InfernoPhilM

Жыл бұрын

It's overrated.

@brinicole2999

Жыл бұрын

Agree. Very few series of movies are good from beginning to end. At least we have 1!

@chasehedges6775

Жыл бұрын

@@brinicole2999 💯. The first one is always the best.

@chasehedges6775

Жыл бұрын

@@InfernoPhilM 👎👎👎👎👎. it’s a Classic

@sogerc1

Жыл бұрын

@@chasehedges6775 Except for the Alien and Terminator franchises. The 2nd is the best in those.

I’m not usually a fan of parody films but really enjoyed this one, impressive how they got all the actors from the films to be in the parody, my wife and I laughed all the way through.

@mattpfarr6129

Жыл бұрын

That's exactly how I watch JP3 lol

@bigminecraftpro5543

Жыл бұрын

LOOL

@paulovinasrocha6166

Жыл бұрын

@@mattpfarr6129 only in jp3 it was mostly intentional. Dominion is just a dumbsterfire.

@dimitrescu182

Жыл бұрын

Just like Love and Thunder

@JaydevRaol

Жыл бұрын

😆

The raptor quietly saying “Allan” had me rolling

and the Oscar goes to ... 1:09....''the DNA has made them stronger then they should be'' ..... 🤣🤣🤣🤣

One of the first reviews of this movie I saw on Twitter was: "I went into this thinking there's no way this franchise could let me down even more. I was wrong."

@zybotelectron

Жыл бұрын

Yeah, we watched the first 30-45 min and walked out. It was terrible, scene after scene. Although I'll probably watch on streaming and skip to dinosaur parts.

@darthparallax5207

Жыл бұрын

I am normally really easily amused by crappy Hollywood bs. This is one of the only movies I can ever remember not liking and being let down by and I remember really liking Dominion.

@thefirstbourne149

Жыл бұрын

@@darthparallax5207 This is Dominion.

@raptorneon4919

Жыл бұрын

I actually really liked this movie and what they did with it

@MusicoftheDamned

Жыл бұрын

@@zybotelectron Given how the bizarre focus on locusts, I have to wonder how little movie that actually is. I'll laugh if it's 20-25 minutes tops given that would make this a "dinosaur" movie where dinosaurs don't show up for 66%+ of it.

You forgot one thing............. The brat girl is responsible for the death of every person killed by a dino since she released them in to the wild in the last film.

@nickstav08

Жыл бұрын

And i still want to know how theres dinosaurs *EVERYWHERE* when there was like only 20 released in california. I know people bought them on the black market and stuff, but the world wouldnt be full of dinosaurs in 4 years; especially if your paying mill/billions for a single dino

@franciscodanconia4324

Жыл бұрын

@@nickstav08 and some of them weren’t even breeding pairs, just single specimens of a species.

@peterstoric6560

Жыл бұрын

Or the fact that 30 new *species* just popped up out of nowhere.

@Cal002

Жыл бұрын

Yeah true

@The_ark987

Жыл бұрын

The reason is now that the science is out there everyone wants to use it. Considering a single para was worth like 50k because of its dinosaur bone dust and biosyn made some Dinos to. And if they bought or made a Dino it could escape of they just simply released it idk. Also all of the scientist who worked for ingen and masrani knew how to make dinosaurs and I’m sure they would do it because it’s a ton of money also biosyn workers could make dinosaurs also could make even more dinos

I was just happy Claire conserved her superpower of outrunning a raptor/T-rex ...I hope she gets her own movie !!!

@devoarco5084

Жыл бұрын

actually you would have decent chances to outrun a fully grown T-Rex if you got a bit of a head start and are well trained (simulations estimate it's maximal velocity around 20-30 km/h for very short distances). But a raptor? no f***ing way

@kittythecat5882

10 ай бұрын

Lol😂😂😂😂

0:26 I laughed out loud when the rex's head lined up perfectly in the Totally Random Circular Waterfall that was definitely not placed there just for convenient logo placement Also I haven't actually seen the movie yet, but if Claire doesn't scream "RUN" at some point like she did in the other two movies (and which is the only reason Colin hired her, because she screams that one word really well), then I'm just not gonna frikkin' bother

@wesley3300

Жыл бұрын

Claire does scream “run,” but at a moment in which everyone was already running from a very large and obvious threat. She really nailed it though, fantastic rendition of that word.

This movie broke the #1 rule of Jurassic Park movies: the group at the end of the movie is always smaller than the group at the beginning. This was the total opposite, mainly because they just didn't want to kill anyone off.

@superhippie2000

Жыл бұрын

Ya they just killed off the bad guys. The other movies it was either random people or just like normal people. Like the first movie the only bad person who got killed was the one who stole the dna and even then i wouldnt really say he was a villian but he did deserve what he got since he cause the problem. the other people who died werent bad people. They were just working.

@skendrix7

Жыл бұрын

Hollywood is terrified to kill black characters in a post BLM world

@jjrj8568

Жыл бұрын

Exactly; not enough secondary roles to kill off in tragic or sadistic ways; Dominiom was absolutely PG

@scifiwriter98

Жыл бұрын

@@superhippie2000 Don't forget the guy who got eaten in the outhouse. Instead of using the Stop signal with his hand, flicked his hand to shoo it away. I think he actually may have said Shoo, which really seemed to irritate the T Rex.

I feel that Sam Neal's commitment to having a believable American accent is a metaphor for the quality of this movie.

@oneleafaday348

Жыл бұрын

Seriously. He could have remained a Kiwi and just do research in America...

@Croz89

Жыл бұрын

@@oneleafaday348 I remember in _Event Horizon_ they made him Australian, but gave him no hint of an accent.

@Schwedeballz

Жыл бұрын

You should hear his Irish accent

@joelwallenius2877

Жыл бұрын

Neil but agreed

@brannonhill4046

Жыл бұрын

Neill actually ☝️🤓

Wow, this was the best one in a while. Especially everyone's reactions at the end.

This is already good, but you know what would be really great? An Honest Trailer for the Highlander franchise!

Look, can we just jump ahead to the part where the franchise goes full ham with a "dinosaurs have taken over the world" story? Like Land of the Lost meets Planet of the Apes. I'd totally go see that, no matter how much it sucks, because at least it wouldn't be about goddamn grasshoppers.

@haplon33

Жыл бұрын

theyve made so much money just hinting at the concept i feel they could easily stretch the audience out for another trilogy without delivering on this premise again, and then maybe by the fourth time making this trilogy they might actually Do The Thing

@Starlightean

Жыл бұрын

I'm crying laughing. Because then we could get a real moment with a raptor calling "Alan!"

@MiosPanties

Жыл бұрын

Can't wait for Blue to start talking.

@barcey

Жыл бұрын

Take the ending of Burton's Planet of the Apes and replace the apes with dinosaurs. Complete with an Abraham Lincoln statue with a dinosaur head

@christianschoff2490

Жыл бұрын

I want sentient dinosaurs. They can call it "We're Back" or something. :D

This movie was like if at the end of Infinity War, Thanos snapped his fingers, and then when we got to Endgame the previous movie is just on the news in the background. Meanwhile the actual main plot is Tony buying pants or something

@3takoyakis

Жыл бұрын

The main plot is how hawkeye killing yakuza... While others try to fix the current situation by giving thanos a lovely visit

@sjonnieplayfull5859

Жыл бұрын

Tony buying pants? I'd watch that...

This movie broke my heart. At least I have JP on VHS.

Literally, the best thing about Dominion was watching a satisfying character arch ending for Ellie & Allan, after the depressing JP III, obviously written by a divorcee; also, kind of "so bad it's great" moment for Ian with that "flaming javelin throw" to the Giga's mouth...jumping the shark, nuking the fridge, torching the Giga...

@jessiehogue.

Жыл бұрын

Jumping the refrigerated gigashark?

What was amazing is how no one died, and each separate plot coincidentally crossed paths at the right moment. Life finds a way I guess.

@gevorg1989

Жыл бұрын

It's a movie, so yeah

@limadelta123

Жыл бұрын

That clever tie in you did there was better than any in the actual film 😭

@sarov7658

7 ай бұрын

They couldve atleast killed the newly introduced diversity quota ppl lol atleast they would be memorable this way

I want to write and release a Jurassic Park movie, where the moment a character holds their hand up with a stop sign thinking it will do anything to stop a wild animal, that said dinosaur trying to be stopped rips that arm off. It is profoundly stupid that all of these movies kept that garbage up even though it only made since with Blue and the trained raptors. Hold your hand up to a pissed off, untrained grizzly bear and tell me how that goes for you.

@ZombLeaderStudios

Жыл бұрын

Pretty sure that exact thing happened in Jurassic World 1

@cluelessbird101

Жыл бұрын

You see, these people were probably watching How To Train Your Dragon and thought "Huh, that hand thing is pretty cool, we should use it. Dragons, dinosaurs, they're all the same".

@juliancaraveo5700

Жыл бұрын

@@ZombLeaderStudios Yup it happened with Hoskins .

@sawa85sa

Жыл бұрын

Mr.Arnold/ Samuel "M-F" L Jackson must have tried that in the original 1993 and I think it worked - they didn't eat the hand

@randyjax09

Жыл бұрын

That’s exactly what happened to Vincent D’Onofrio’s character in the first Jurassic World. If only they would do it to Chris Pratt. 😂

Been looking forward to this. Thank you

My friend played this on tv while I watch on the sideline. Even he burst out laughing and couldn't focus when I ask so many stupid questions. Like they kidnap the girl and let her roam free. Or how the bad guy who can control the train just let the train run for a bit and let it stop right at the cave entrance instead of just turning the train back. Or Chris Pratt didn't even need to come since she already escaped and delivered right into his footsteps in a rolling jeep.

Even the dinosaurs themselves didn’t even care at this point

@E_l_l_i_e

Жыл бұрын

lol. so true.

@chasehedges6775

Жыл бұрын

The TRex:😒😒😒

@kingsleycy3450

Жыл бұрын

Give them a break. The T Rex is like 50yr at this point.

@3takoyakis

Жыл бұрын

Glad our lovely sauropod died so he/she can't see the world got burn by FREAKING LOCUST. I need a locust world sequel pls

@davidlundquist1979

Жыл бұрын

I was impressed by the dilophosaurs' ability to teleport to the exact spot underground where Dodgson was, even though the train tunnels would normally be a very dangerous place for them to enter. That showed both courage and skill.

This movie should’ve come with a locust trigger warning - I went in to watch a dinosaur movie and instead had to sit through like 2,5 hours of exposure therapy for my locust phobia 😂😂😂

@LessPegasus

Жыл бұрын

Well you went into the theatre to watch this. I think you deserve that for being a part in this crossing 1 b.

@kittythecat5882

10 ай бұрын

LoL sorry mate😂😂😂

@MadameDinoLady

9 ай бұрын

This is the most relatable comment.

@afvp9586

8 ай бұрын

I'm sorry you had to sit through that! Not that it matters but I'm proud of you haha

I applaud Honest Trailers' commitment to their own continuity. "ALAN!"

Love the way you do them... so much fun dude

The movie's main problem, amid a large host of smaller problems, was that there were basically three different plots all fighting for space, yet not one of them actually felt like it was the plot for a sequel to Fallen Kingdom. Plus, they changed Maisie's backstory in a way that made it less interesting than in Fallen Kingdom. It was heartwarming, yes, but a lot less interesting. And yeah, no one went to see this movie because of the giant locusts, especially when the potential mystery of who might be responsible for them was solved instantly.

@CutTheBeardToWatch

Жыл бұрын

JDW is dressed like a thriller but without an intelligent and hidden villain: they had to write Dogson like the antagonist of The Lost World novel : he was smart and bastard

@mds_main

Жыл бұрын

Finally somebody else that mention how Maisie's new backstory is lame and dumb. I was actually more disappointed by that than by the bugs.

@legitbeans9078

Жыл бұрын

The main problem with these movies is that they made money despite being god awful stinking garbage fires, then they knew hey didn’t have to try.

Thank you! It killed me that Trevorrow managed to get Laura Dern to utter the line "he slid into my DM's." That was the cherry topping the trashfire.

@borayucel2088

Жыл бұрын

I genuinely don't get why so many people are so bothered with that line... Don't get me wrong, I'm not defending the pointless decisions in this movie. But what's up with that particular line? Just asking.

@pgplumsparkle

Жыл бұрын

​@@borayucel2088 it's a corny line that has grown archaic in recent years with the rise of Whatsapp, Gmail, Twitter, social media. You get the gist of it now.

@ZesPak

Жыл бұрын

@@pgplumsparkle Nope, still don't see it. It's still called a DM when using LinkedIn or Facebook.

@pgplumsparkle

Жыл бұрын

@@ZesPak yes but the fact is, it's a corny line that's become debased and overused.

@Veers31

Жыл бұрын

I mean I get it, it's bad, but Ian Malcolm would totally slide into Ellie Satler's DMs

I am so glad that I still haven't thrown however many hours long this movie is of my life away by watching it.

This is just toooooo good!! Congrats

Should’ve called the evil CEO “Tim Cook” - literally made the entire Jurassic World into Apple HQ

@brainlock72

Жыл бұрын

Zuck bot engaged. Do not move, human.

@AustynSN

Жыл бұрын

I actually thought he was Tim Cook when he first showed up on screen.

@MicheleGardini

Жыл бұрын

Tim Apple would be perfect. You know.

@really3470

Жыл бұрын

Pitch Meetings already took that angle, a new joke was necessary

@rexkingsley4104

Жыл бұрын

MARK ZUCKERBERG would have been a better name.

“Jurassic world: episode six, The clone wars” killed me lol!

@FixerRC-

Жыл бұрын

That's actually a meta reference when you learn that some of Naboo in Phantom Menace might have been based on designs George Lucas did from a scraped Dinotopia (a series that is basically a utopian version of Jurassic Park) adaptation

@ZeroB4NG

Жыл бұрын

There is so much wrong with this... even the episode number triggers me... perfection.

@Ray_2112

Жыл бұрын

@Robert Monroe Couldn't have been a lot worse than the Episode IX we got...

The only movie I’ve EVER walked out on. And that’s saying something because I watch movies all the time.

From the moment Owen lassoed and stopped the dinosaur with his bare hands I said "Yeah, right." and just didn't stop until the credits rolled.

@ThorsBane

Жыл бұрын

But scientists In the 90's recreating dinosaurs from fossilized mosquitoes isn't a yea right?

@jay42k

Жыл бұрын

@@ThorsBane Science is more likely to recreate representations of past living animals than we are to having natural super human strength to that degree. So, yeah. I can suspend my disbelief for science in a fictional movie about Dinosaurs.

This movie offers also one of the worst example of "European Geography according to Americans": they say that Biosyn Genetics established a dinosaur preserve in Italy's Dolomite Mountains because there's nothing in a 200km radius, implying that a big part of northern Italy - where 5 milions people live, including Venice - and half of Austria are some kind of uninhabited jungle.

@sbbosch

Жыл бұрын

Sounds accurate to a native European, nothing but debt, popes and spaghetti in that wasteland.

@sparagnino

Жыл бұрын

@@sbbosch we can do even better, just wait a couple of months, cause we are going to vote for a modern fascist regime that is going to destroy Europe in a spectacular domino effect 🧐

@jacklovejoy5290

Жыл бұрын

The only place where you can maybe get 200km away from another human in Europe is rural Scandanavia or Russia

@GorGob

Жыл бұрын

insane clueless soy millenials wrote this mess

@godoftheinterwebz

Жыл бұрын

no one cares about Europe. We make up whatever we want about it. it does not matter

This trailer made me realize that the "clone rapturing" plot could have been the scientists knocking on the door and kindly asking to take a small sample of her skin or something. And if she refused they would probably come back with a court serving because her DNA would be considered the company intelectual property or something like that...

It was so cool to see the original characters from the first one.

2:24 not one, but THREE "Alan" quotes!! You've outdone yourselves this time, Screen Junkies! Bravo!

I’ve fallen off the honest trailers hype train for awhile now but this one really hit the nail on the head. I was so stoked for this movie based on all the marketing, dinotracker website, and Battle at Big Rock. “Dinosaurs living among us” and how would that look? Where would the conflicts come from? How do we coexist? But nope we don’t get any of that. The movie focuses on those stupid locust and simply acts casual that dinosaurs live with us. “Oh there’s nothing we can do”. Are you serious??! We find to eradicate invasive species all the time, like the Burmese pythons in the Everglades but we throw in the towel for dinosaurs?? This movie had so much potential and it was squandered by Colin. Couldn’t even give us a split second to see the spinosaurus again. And I’m glad HT mentioned the stupid hand raise, palm out. This gesture is so stupid and ridiculous. Here’s hoping someone picks up the franchise and redeems it.

@joshuagoodman5267

Жыл бұрын

I don't know about that. A lot of these old, classic franchises have been squeezed soooo much that there's just not much left of them. WE NEED NEW VISIONARIES!!!

@LupineShadowOmega

Жыл бұрын

@@joshuagoodman5267 Visionaries...yeah the novels were revolutionary...we'd never seen anything like them. lol Yes, I'm being unfair, but I think you forgot that this franchise was literally just an adaptation that managed to be amazing because of the director put in charge of the project. Like a lot of projects, lightning in a bottle just happens sometimes.

@chieffridge5588

Жыл бұрын

@@joshuagoodman5267 honestly i dont see people coming up with new ideas but i do think there exists a lot of potential from literature. I hear eragon was getting a remake. Pendragon is a series that might be worth adapting (idk i only read the first 2). I agree that old ip's need to be put to rest. They were great sure, now leave em be.

@Jarod-te2bi

Жыл бұрын

Yes tubal yo fro what I’ve been thinking

@justindore9618

Жыл бұрын

lots of pythons in the everglades still

“He slid into my DMs.” *_NO_* 😂😂

Crisp Rat slander - I am here for it 😂😂😂

A friend of mine went to see this movie and while he was telling me how it was (in response to me asking him if it was any good) I remembered-- I had just seen the movie the week prior. It was the first movie I went to see in over two years and I forgot it within a week; I think that sums it up pretty well.

@luckyDancer100

Жыл бұрын

Lmao that’s pretty much it!

@manasdhanpawde496

Жыл бұрын

Dude,u got alzheimers??

@JoshuaStDenis

Жыл бұрын

Yeah that's not the movie's fault

@BrutalSnuggles

Жыл бұрын

@@JoshuaStDenis you loved it then? Best, most memorable movie ever? Sorry to yuk your yum, sweetie

@KhanMann66

Жыл бұрын

@@JoshuaStDenis Most definitely is. Good writing stays a long time. Crappy writing gets forgotten in mere hours.

With this last film, I can safely say these films were made for the audience that thinks the Sci-Fi channel Dinosaur films just needed a bigger budget and more bankable actors, which sadly proved to be correct in the long run because undemanding summer audiences don't care to think about what was seen afterwards to a Hollywood that has long since put more value in looking good enough to get people to purchase that ticket and then not care for anything else. Yet even then, they just couldn't even commit to the madness proper, I mean, how do you make the setup of Dinosaurs having dominance in the world again and were more interested in a plot involving locus and dumb call backs? How do you mess up something so simple!?

@chasehedges6775

Жыл бұрын

Because they only care about making money.

@Ushio01

Жыл бұрын

Except the audience has gotten smaller it made $330 million less than the last one which made $360 million less than 2015's Jurassic World and that's with higher ticket prices.

@luckyDancer100

Жыл бұрын

Unfortunately this is true

@chasehedges6775

Жыл бұрын

@@luckyDancer100 💯

@LinkMarioSamus

Жыл бұрын

@@Ushio01 To be also fair this movie was also barred from a release in Russia.

THIS IS PERFECT

This small summary greatly enhances the movie, love it

I watched this film with my niece and nephew, they fell asleep halfway through the movie. The original kept me awake for a few nights.

@Velotooslow

Жыл бұрын

Yeah the movie made me sleep, only part I found like cool to watch was when they were in the black market and the raptors chasing owen, but the CIA stuff was like huh

@JayMuggah88

Жыл бұрын

I mean you were a kid then lol, We grown ups now lol unless you mean Jurassic world 1 lol

@loserplanet

Жыл бұрын

I took 3 boys and they were bored out of their minds! Wouldn't stop squirming- could not keep their attention.

"every.single.time. we all act surprised?" nailed it!

I'm kind of disappointed you didn't name Bryce "Lady in the Water." I swear I heard your voice call her that when she crawled into that pond.

@cashewnuttel9054

Жыл бұрын

Nobody's seen Lady in the Water you see.

So freaking good man!

"They do know locusts aren't dinosaurs right?" Just like they know half of these dinosaurs should've been hunted down by now.

The talons reference from Napoleon Dynamite got to me. Well played.

I've seen the accent thing alot so I just thought to lay it out there that Maisie was raised by birth, by her British housekeeper Iris Caroll who not only encouraged her to speak in Queen's English but was also very strict about it apparently. There's literally a scene in Fallen Kingdom where Iris corrects her and asks Maisie to say bath in the British way. Not to mention her grandfather Benjamin Lockwood was also a British entrepreneur. She lived with Owen and Claire for just 4 yrs and lived with Iris for the first 10 years of her life. Also she wasn't really allowed to go out or interact with the outside world while she was with them. If anything I think the dumb thing is not having James Cromwell(Lockwood), the actor have a more believable British accent in fallen kingdom. That caused more confusion imo.

@glykera

11 ай бұрын

In the 4 years with Claire and Owen, her accent would have shifted noticeably and significantly to a more American one. Accents develop and change based on exposure

@something.something189

11 ай бұрын

@@glykera I don't think 4 years of exposure is enough to change formative years of training from a nanny who is your primary caregiver. And it's not like she got to go out often and hang out with kids her age, something like that would make a shift in accent more noticeable.

"How do these all make a billion dollars??" Dinosaurs: hold my DNA.

You knew we are here for the "ALLEN" and you didn't disappointed us!!!!

"Alan..." never gets old

this honest trailer was spot on

This video has the best ending... those last few Whats?! are perfect

I think Daredevil (Netflix) is one of the most requested honest trailers. You guys should really do it.

@parkerquinn7500

Жыл бұрын

Seriously

@Anonymous-rz7cn

Жыл бұрын

Mr.Robot

@anubusx

Жыл бұрын

It needs to be done.

@justlivin2499

Жыл бұрын

Literally just about to comment that

@aaronkraft3687

Жыл бұрын

Willing to bet big money that they wait until the Born Again release week.

That supercut of "What" was devastating

@EricTD1995

Жыл бұрын

What?

@gregstephens

Жыл бұрын

@@EricTD1995 What?

@Ray_2112

Жыл бұрын

"What?" - William Shakespeare

Ok the hand thing I didn't even realized until now. This is hilarious!

I have no desire to see this movie but I was stoked for this trailer to drop

No talks about how the Gigantosaurus was supposed to be like the Joker?!

@b.r.a.d8674

Жыл бұрын

Giganotosaurus*

@KhanMann66

Жыл бұрын

It’s clickbait to get butts in theaters.

@burt591

Жыл бұрын

What do you mean?

@molcatz9634

Жыл бұрын

Bruh you're going to have to clarify, making a statement like that

@Ambaryerno

Жыл бұрын

Not to mention the prologue released online, where somehow a Giganotosaurus traveled about 1000 miles and 20 million years to have a fight with a T. rex during the Late Cretaceous.

30 years and the T-Rex is the only dinosaur that survived all 6

@timothybrewer5470

Жыл бұрын

Well kinda, they let the spinosaurus thing kill a T-Rex in JP3

@b.r.a.d8674

Жыл бұрын

@@timothybrewer5470 He is talking about the ORIGINAL T.rex. The one that died was a random T.rex no one knew about.

@peterstoric6560

Жыл бұрын

@@b.r.a.d8674 it was actually the juvenile from the lost world

@b.r.a.d8674

Жыл бұрын

@@peterstoric6560 No it isn't.

@amandawagner6099

Жыл бұрын

because Rexy is The Best

Honestly, at the end "what" montage, I was expecting you to just throw in the Samuel L. Jackson clip from Pulp Fiction to wrap it all up. You set it up perfectly, then just kind of left it all hanging.

"Thank you for your fan service" A+

3:54 Guys you don't get it... They are not using the stop sign, they are using the force! It's the Star Wars pre-prequel!!

@stevenfuller557

Жыл бұрын

You don't get it... They're preparing to win a knife fight

I made it further in the honest trailer than I did in the actual movie.

@Webster132

Жыл бұрын

rofl

@user-sk1kq3rm3b

Жыл бұрын

how far did you make it into the movie?

@CeeJay8000

Жыл бұрын

I can remember when Honest Trailers used to be good too.

@JayMuggah88

Жыл бұрын

Str8 facts, the movie was a clusterfucking mess...... I stopped and promised to come back, but honestly don't even remember where I left off.

@randomhuman97

Жыл бұрын

@@JayMuggah88 just like honest trailers itself

Telling Chris Pratt to "go away" for a while was pretty funny. Yes, overexposure can be annoying.

@gregorymoore2877

Жыл бұрын

I'm still hoping Chris Pratt will play Indiana Jones at some point. That way the Honest Trailer guy can say "Starring... Pawnee Indiana Jones" 😁

Thank you for saving me 2 hours of my life that I would have never been able to get back.

Honestly, this has dinosaurs in it by a mile, with almost nobody getting eaten.

@Mowingthefrontlawn

Жыл бұрын

9 people are killed by prehistoric animals (10 if you count the skeleton in the mines), which is more than the first and third film, but I guess people were expecting more, and I admit I was, too. At least a few more.

@lapersongd749

Жыл бұрын

The reason why the first and third movie had low kill counts is because they had extremely limited characters. There were only around 8 people on the island during the third movie, 3 of which killed. My point is jwd has dinosaurs out in the real world where they have millions of people to choose to kill, and had a much larger cast and could kill any one of them.

@ninjanibba4259

Жыл бұрын

@@Mowingthefrontlawn it's a monster movie....people need killing and unspeakable carnage

@galacticviper4453

Жыл бұрын

also, literally EVERY chase scene I was not on edge at all because I knew the main cast was going to survive.

@angusmaxim3450

Жыл бұрын

@@Mowingthefrontlawn only two named characters were eaten in this movie though. The is the lowest of the series.

Man I miss when the tone of these movies were gritty and horror based just like the books. Nowadays its just another Fast And Furious marathon of bad action and spectacle to keep people entertained.

@yakb.7690

Жыл бұрын

sad that it does entertain anyone..

@KhanMann66

Жыл бұрын

It’s perfect for smooth brain sheep. Glad Maverick is still going strong.

@randomhuman97

Жыл бұрын

Maybe the CIA shouldn't have planned the 9/11 attack and made life hell for non Americans living in the USA and Middle East. A lot of people felt the ripple and their lives became worse. If not, The world would've been a better place with better movies that all can enjoy, and not just privileged pricks like you.

@ArtofLunatik

Жыл бұрын

it felt like a jurassic park meets mission impossible to me in that one part.

That "Wu is for the children" line was cut so deep, you'd think it was from Liquid Swords.

Thank you for making a compilation of every time someone says "WHAT!?!"

"Do the dinos have large talons?" "Son, I don't understand a word you just said" Best movie ever

"3 meals aways from anarchy. If we don't stop them, you can pick your last 3 meals..." That is the definition of a line that sounds cool and dramatic in your head until you write it down and give it to an actor to say. Do people talk like this? Of course not. Does it mean anything? Maybe... I wanna know what the 3 meals would be now.

@gregorymoore2877

Жыл бұрын

They are the three meals we need, but not the ones we deserve? 🤔

Next up, we need a Ryan George Pitch Meeting.

Great work Thank you

Literally watched this to see how many times they would put the "Allen!" bit.... They did not disappoint 😂

@thomasford5813

Жыл бұрын

Allan?

They were so caught up if they could make another one they never stopped to think if they should! It’s OK not to make a movie guys!

@hadracks

Жыл бұрын

The investors say differently. No matter how badly written and done it probably still made a profit.

We laughed so much at "Alan" again, still a firm favourite!!

“And if you made it this far..”, -you guys are adorable.

I really didn’t like how they put too much focus on the locusts instead of the dinosaurs in this film. That’s the biggest problem I had.

@treyrex5987

Жыл бұрын

Same.

@MrGenexxx

Жыл бұрын

Dinosaurs asked for too much money this time. Studio had to find new faces.

@kornygerm

Жыл бұрын

People defending this were like. 'Well they were a reference to one of Michael Crichton novels or..Jurassic park is more about genetic power rather than the dinosaurs" right..

@morc35theonly56

Жыл бұрын

I didn't watch the film, so I honestly thought people complaining about locusts we're just spreading a dumb meme

@calick7208

Жыл бұрын

Locusts were a poor attempt to stop making the dinosaur spread look like the real global crisis. I still can’t understand how everyone is okay with dinosaurs roaming free everywhere by the end of the movie.