"Dodson...DODSON...WE GOT DODSON HERE!!!..... See....nobody cares." is basically how i would sum up Jurassic World: Dominion

Part of me is a little disappointed that Dan Murrell didn’t contribute to this honest trailer, I would’ve loved to hear more of his ranting against this movie.

@chasehedges6775

Жыл бұрын

Same

@parveenakhter981

Жыл бұрын

Same

@BubbyandBgirl

Жыл бұрын

Definitely. It was always hilarious how angry he got lol

@Tzgrey77

Жыл бұрын

are you a wizard? I literally just came to leave a comment saying I would have loved Dan to guest starred or "this feels like Dan wrote the script"

@chasehlee7197

Жыл бұрын

Same

All the Dinos In The Real World scenarios were spent in all the promotional ads. More scenes like the Carls Jr commercial where the customers are getting eaten by raptors would’ve been great for the movie.

@Strasburg90fan

Жыл бұрын

Yeah good point they didn't put too many locusts in the trailer

I hope you feel better soon, Taco! 🥰

The 1993 original is still awesome and iconic.

@thebortthe

Жыл бұрын

Absolute classic. Still holds up, and forever will.

@chasehedges6775

Жыл бұрын

@@thebortthe 💯💯💯💯

@joelhahn2501

Жыл бұрын

The acting, VFX, music, etc. are great, but don't go looking for continuity errors, boom mikes/lights in the shot, and other such cinematography gaffes, because boy howdy are there ever a *LOT* of them-- _many_ more than should be found in any movie produced by a major studio.

@heatheraggus7501

Жыл бұрын

Top 5 favourite movies for me. So is Jaws though and we know how great those sequels are.

@fellowkrieger457

Жыл бұрын

The storytelling and acting is done perfect in the 1st one.

Get the producer, director and the actor that plays Naru's brother in Prey and make a Turok movie already!

Get better soon Taco 🥰🥰💜💜

I enjoyed the honest theme song- "no tom cruise, fk you" then cut to a shot of someone getting eaten was fantastic

Velocipastor is the dinosaur movie we needed.

i swear i only watch some of these movies so i can watch the honest trailers so i can watch the commentaries 👆

There would still be paleontologists because you can still discover new ones that aren’t cloned yet or find amber that has the blood of the ancient aliens that originally created dinosaurs.

A Cadillacs and Dinosaurs movie is just waiting to be made

Isabella Sermon, the actress playing Maisie, deserves to be in better films and roles after how bad Dominion and Fallen Kingdom were. I hope she’s doing alright. She’s adorable

The way to Jokerify the Jurassic World franchise is to reveal that they are all on the same drug fueled journey that led to the gambling dinosaurs in Fear & Loathing

@chasehedges6775

Жыл бұрын

Or make it all a bad dream Ellie and Alan had while falling asleep on the helicopter in the original

I honestly thought that the actors and writers phoned this one in. Not surprising when they decided “dinosaurs have taken over the world, let’s fight bugs and evil corporations in a tiny corner of it.” Edit: I loved the abuse of the Allen Raptor in the trailer.

We have to give props to the movie to finally showing a scientifically accurate dinosaur (ancient bird instead of reptiles) but lasts a whole of 3 minutes. Why didn't the movie focus on this?

So I wasn't feeling well recently, kind of hopped up on pills, and my partner suggested we go see a matinee to casually pass the time. I suggested Jurassic World Dominion and he had to remind me that we had already seen it. I guess I had tried to block it from memory. So bad!

I'm listening to this and going oh... from what I'm getting they could have still made the movie that incorporates the clone thing where they were transporting her (willingly) and the vehicle crashes into Dino island and they get all the experts together to go rescue her (I know that takes away the whole dinos in the real world thing but... sounds like that might be better than what they actually came up with).

Do an honest trailer for Prey. Cmon! Do it now! What are you waiting for?! Cmon! Do it now!

For me, show that life really does find a way and do Ski School 1 and 2.

Based on the box-office returns of the 'Jurassic' and 'Star Wars' franchises, it seems people like dinosaurs and (space) lasers. So why exactly hasn't a 'Dino-Riders' movie been made yet? Just look at this art -> image.tmdb.org/t/p/w780//v9KcsJyaNKOKkz5sxkCloSXmvkE.jpg Don't you think that would make for an awesome movie? For those who don't know what 'Dino-Riders' is (or rather was), it was a cartoon series that started in 1988, and here's the intro explaining the plot -> kzread.info/dash/bejne/pqSpyq6kmJabaLw.html

@multiverse_media2023

Жыл бұрын

They’re dumb. XD

Miss Dan murrell in this video

nothing to do with this video, but i’m almost done watching all the movie fights for a second time - BRING BACK MOVIE FIGHTS !!!

So what I'm hearing is that Netflix's Jurassic World: Camp Cretaceous is better than this Jurassic World sequel....

I'm watching this from a post "65" with Adam Driver world, and I'm here to tell you not every dinosaur movie will make a billion dollars.

The barrel bottom recycling company joke was top 5 burns this year for sure

Sending all the healing vibes to Taco! 💙

Is not the same without Dan Murrell, but still funny.

Noooo I waited all week to ask my question but forgot! I’m going to aggressively ask it in the next HTC haha.

The natural sequel is The Flinstones

To back you up on needing a Pratt break. According to IMDB Chris Pratt has been in 70 things in his career. Tom Cruise has been in 50 projects with a much longer career. Say what you want about Cruise but we aren't constantly seeing him. For more context Pitt 87 Affleck 86 Damon 96 Evans 61 Downy JR 96 Hemsworth 48

@tiffanysandmeier4753

Жыл бұрын

Downey Jr may have 96 credits to his name, but he has been in stuff since he was 5 in 1970 (52 years ago)

@strangebake

Жыл бұрын

@@tiffanysandmeier4753 I absolutely agree. I was just showing context to other actors. Obviously some have had longer careers. It's bizarre to me that Pratt is quickly catching all of them.

@jasonjones3328

Жыл бұрын

Well to be fair I'm half sure it's because Pratt is in franchises like the MCU so he'll appear in a ton of stuff for that.

@tiffanysandmeier4753

Жыл бұрын

@@strangebake lots of actors have periods of too many films in too short a time. It is usually at their most bankable. The money is just too good to refuse. Also we are in a covid world where films were delayed. It could be that they would have been more spread out, but got bunched together for various reasons.

Spencer really looking like the dude in bedroom flashbacks of a Taylor Swift music video about her latest breakup.

They really missed a solid opportunity to add the Jurassic Park III Tea Leoni "WHAT!?" in their what montage.

@chasehedges6775

Жыл бұрын

Don’t forget “Alan!”

Well we have a lot of cereal flavors but all the same company basically.

✋Had Nedry and all the others only known this in JP I-III. So many lives could have been saved. That said, the Planet of the Apes scenario would have been perfect.

Lon's Norm Macdonald impersonation is so good!

@heatheraggus7501

Жыл бұрын

It really was!

The hand stopper was like Asian mom and their slipper meme & If they continue on this path , it's gonna be rise of planet of the dinos like the super Mario bro movie when dinos evolved into humans. U know since it's a kidnapping movie , imagining a dino kidnapper calling Owen saying they have Maise and he replies he will find em and he will kill em would be hilarious.

Ark with Vin Deasil is coming to fill that void,

Minions next week ?

I guess I am one of the 10 people who got the meta joke in the song. It starts the auto tune when they talk about the sequel. It was right there, people. PS: do more honest songs, please.

Questions to the commentators: 1. Who was the fourth person we heard talking about SHE-HULK? 2. Did you guys see the Extended Edition of this movie and is it like the much better “oopsie cuts” of BATMAN V SUPERMAN and JUSTICE LEAGUE?

Go into the wilderness, full of dinosaurs, capture a T-Rex, bring it back alive. Hmmmm they already did that in Lost World

Jurassic World: World War D!

I like Passengers!!!

Someone else needs to give dinosaur movies a try.

@Fenris30

Жыл бұрын

The Jurassic Park movies aren't about the Dinos, it's about the dangers of when Science meets Greed and Hubris. 3 was the only one that deviated from this formula being more of a Rescue mission. What happens in this one Science, Greed, Hubris and a rescue mission.

well this movie may have sucked but at least it led to us getting *Alan* one more time and an honest movie trailer

ALAN!

@chasehedges6775

Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂💯💯💯

I can never seem to guess what they’re doing the following week! Sunday’s best?

@anthonycolonjr.6631

Жыл бұрын

i assume it's Prey bc you pray in your sunday best lol

@kevinstrother8712

Жыл бұрын

It's Minions, because they encouraged people to get dressed up for the movie.

What happened to their fancy new studio? 🤨

I think they should have had Weird Al do the theme. I think I'm a Clone now!

@heatheraggus7501

Жыл бұрын

Dinos Dinos. Whatcha gonna dooooo, whatcha gonna do when they come for youuuuuu

These aren't dinosaurs... they are dino-amphibian hybrids so you would still need to study the bones. You could combine the two and study the live hybrids and use that to inform what you find (test your hypothesis) but not completely kill off paleontologists

Did I miss something why aren’t they in studio

@ellicel

Жыл бұрын

Lon had to work from home because Taco isn’t feeling well. Allergies.

In my opinion the Jurassic series is fun because of the sheer ridiculousness of all of them, and the only one I don’t actually like is the third one

Wow this honest trailer shows avrything i hate in this movie

I too am not a fan of Chris Pratt in a lot of movies... And I feel the same about the rock... Too much exposure

@heatheraggus7501

Жыл бұрын

Jennifer Lawrence a few years ago too. Go away for a while

Which is worse? This flick or Rise of Skywalker?

@georgeprchal3924

Жыл бұрын

Last Jedi.

@freakingweiner

Жыл бұрын

@@georgeprchal3924 sorry that’s not one of the choices. Notice how similar they are. Both are conclusions to a saga and directed by the same guy who directed the first movie in their respective trilogy

@chasehedges6775

Жыл бұрын

Both?

@theobreitenbach91

11 ай бұрын

“Rise of Skywalker” is one of the most cowardly acts of filmmaking I’ve ever seen. “Dominion” is completely inept and almost insultingly moronic, but I kinda expected that when I bought my ticket. “Rise of Skywalker” is far worse.

I just wanted to see more characters, with names, get eaten.

I do think there would be a way to make a bad song but less obnoxious

“Where is the r-rates dinosaur movie?” It is in the books. The two Jurassic Park books are Del Toro/Fincher level horror-thrillers. Can we get that please?

Grant is probably just more interested in the real dinosaurs thsn the bio-engineered, frog DNA ones running around.

DC Comics is currently doing a Dinosaur alternate Earth. Maybe when WB forms their 10 year plan we'll get that

@multiverse_media2023

Жыл бұрын

Well too bad, but Batman ain’t no Tom Cruise or Chris Pratt.

I think the filmmakers and producers had an internal bet going-could they give a few key words to an AI to write a completely ridiculous movie and STILL make a billion dollars at the box office? I mean if it’s going to be hugely profitable no matter what, why even try to come up with a decent plot? After the last one I think they were morbidly curious to see how bad a story they could come up with, just to troll us all.

@chasehedges6775

Жыл бұрын

Interesting theory

So...the whole show gets rearranged 'cause of Taco? Now I don't think Lon's lying, and really dig that he's a caring pet owner. However doesn't it look like Spenny is at Joe Star's house? It looks like Joe's background. I feel like there's more to this story...

@lilac951

Жыл бұрын

You mean Spencer run away from his family and lives with Joe now 😆

@barbarajohnson4768

Жыл бұрын

@@lilac951 🤣

Reboot Waterworld since there’s still an attraction at Universal Studios Hollywood

@chasehedges6775

Жыл бұрын

I’d watch that

I do peacemaker please

@Patrick-wl6pw

Жыл бұрын

All you sucks

@Patrick-wl6pw

Жыл бұрын

Miss dan Murrell

The girl would usually be kept in a hospital and be experimented on but they didn't seem to want to do that.

@chasehedges6775

Жыл бұрын

💯💯

@chasehedges6775

Жыл бұрын

They don’t want to take risks

Chris Pratt needs to knock up Katherine Schwarzenegger and taken some maternity leave. That's what usually happens when the market gets saturated. But I think I know what he's doing. He expects his star to fade and once it's done, he wants a huge nest egg to retire on. But it is annoying, especially when many of the non-franchise works are just meh. I didn't see the Tomorrow War. After failing to understand Tenant, I had no desire for anything involving time travel for the foreseeable future.

I don’t watch every episode of HTC, so maybe I’m missing something. Seems like Danielle doesn’t get nearly enough time to talk.

Sup Junkies 👍🍻 Edit: I like the in studios better, are you just far apart or is this some COVID thing again? ✌️

No one cares about the clone girl.

@chasehedges6775

Жыл бұрын

Her actress is good. The character…. Not so much

Danielle saying she likes dinosaurs and thought that was what was absent from this movie...that's not what made the original so great. Although I do agree that they really took a backseat in this.

I'm so glad I didn't see this movie...

@chasehedges6775

Жыл бұрын

Same, man.

😓 man screen junkies with that super long death 😭😭

I hated this movie😐

@chasehedges6775

Жыл бұрын

One of the worst films of this year

@heatheraggus7501

Жыл бұрын

It was so forgettable.

I haaaaaated this movie. Awful, awful film.

@chasehedges6775

Жыл бұрын

Same. A pathetic film. Just watch the original and skip the sequels

@chasehedges6775

Жыл бұрын

The actress playing the clone girl was adorable though

@chrisxx5583

Жыл бұрын

It’s bad but Fallen Kingdom is much worse

@thebortthe

Жыл бұрын

@@chrisxx5583 I preferred fallen kingdom but not by much

@kevinstrother8712

Жыл бұрын

@@chrisxx5583 Dinosaurs in a mansion, which is what 2/3 of what Fallen Kingdom was?

I'm Sorry Jurassic Movies aren't the big dumb Action movies people seem to want them to be but the leads are scientists and they're going to be in it for the science. Any heart racing action is going to come from them trying to stay alive long enough to get back to the science. This is Crichton not King.

Trying real hard to act like you don't care about Chris Pratt but talk about him for a few minutes. You don't have to watch everything he is in.

@jasonjones3328

Жыл бұрын

Well they kinda do, it's their job

Pathetic reviews 🙄