I don't think I've ever seen Joe be more southern than him casually and earnestly using 'the cornbread was a little lumpy' as an analogy.

Oh no the kids are still on their own...

Spencer’s Jason Statham impression makes me think Statham should do a gritty Popeye reboot.

Kinda sad that Dan isnt there because on charting with Dan he and Roth did a whole countdown to the movie

The roger Moore tangent is why dans supervision is needed

Spencer's Statham impersonation will never get old. 😂

I'd be all in on Jason Statham speaking Mandarin

Id like to watch a two hour video consisting of spencer talking in his jason statham voice

@witekstrzeleckich7657

3 жыл бұрын

You mean Solomon Lane voice?

That Statham voice is simply amazing

"I'm Batwoman" was the laugh of the day :D

@bashful_michael

5 жыл бұрын

catwmn234 I wish it was in the actual Honest Trailer.

@Molson-xg9hs

5 жыл бұрын

That was amazing! Jon totally nailed the How It Should Have Ended cadence of that line. Loved it!

@iamthesenate7838

5 жыл бұрын

Don't get it

@multiverse_media2023

2 жыл бұрын

"No, I’m Batwoman!"

Cena knows how to speak Mandarin already. They should cast him on the next one.

1:05 the whale from Pinocchio terrified me as a kid

The Batwoman joke was great.

Jason Stathom fights a giant Steven Siegal......I'd watch that movie.

Well done to the entire team on a great honest trailer. I am always so impressed with your creativity, and it was a lot of fun to hear your ideas for the sequels. Thank you

"I'll pick that up later!" You guys are hilarious. 🤣

One of the best episodes in a while!! I was actually laughing out loud.

I'm here crying about Spencer calling Crazy Rich Asians "Crasins." How did that even slip by without Joe dying?

This series is delightful. Yall are hilarious.

Spencer's Statham accent goes from pretty spot on to sounding like Jemaine Clement doing a bad Statham impression...lol

That intro was worth it.

“Because the implication” 😂😂😂

Rainn Wilson's character is Cecil Tunt

"No parents, No rules" exactly XD

"Even in the ocean, there are laws." Meg/Dredd Lie to me and tell me you don't want a Judge Dredd and Meg crossover?

Back in 2000 I bought the 3rd Meg book and read it fully. I really enjoyed it at the time, although I was 12. And yes, I bought it at an airport lol

Spencer doing Jason Statham can only been made better by Spencer doing Statham speaking Chinese

I love Cliff Curtis too. I can see him shaking his head - "I went from Whale Rider...to The Meg."

Wouldn't the bank details be for payroll / direct deposit purposes? I've missed Dan in these last two commentaries, but I still dig the "no parents" vibe.

spencer's jason statham impression is so funny 😂😂💀

It would be great if you put screen junkies news in podcasts! I love listening to you guys

Holy shit that Dwight 😂 😂 😂

"The Jerky, The Meg and the Rolos" needs to be film LOL!!

Me: "Aww, no Dan!" Also me: Cracking up envisioning a giant Steven Seagal hiding beneath the Mariana Trench. This is what happens with unsupervised Joe and Spencer.

Love the hair game

The wife does get nomed in the books. Also theres a crossover with the author's Loch Ness book where Jonas and the descendant of William Wallace have to go to the bottom of the Antarctic to find a spaceship and ends with them sending one of their souls to merge with the soul of an ancient Martian who's responsible for life on Earth.

"A Meg/Jack Reacher crossover! Ooo, I'd watch that!" But how is Tom Cruise gonna run from the shark?

I'm sad Dan wasn't here for this after watching him and Roth countdown the days to this movie.

@mk6rfc1

5 жыл бұрын

Never saw their review but I don’t think they were too high on it from what I’ve heard

I read 4 books in the series. Third book had a reality series plot where one guy gets Swallows by a meg, shoots out of the gills alive but still gets eaten by a meg. Also, Jonas' teen daughter acts like a brat.

lol love spencer's statham impression

BEST INTRO EVER😅😅😂😂

I wish the Jason Statham we got in The Meg was the Jason Statham we got in Spy.

where did Spencer get his t-shirt??

I wanna watch The Hum.

Master Plan: Step 1. Capture giant shark Step 2....Profit?

Is Spencer a Slytherin? Anyone know? Great HT and Commentary as always.

@vsharres

5 жыл бұрын

Yes he is. That's a cool shirt, I want one

@avtolick

5 жыл бұрын

Yep. And he's making our house proud.

Best open to any SJ show ever!

There should have been a scene of Statham and the duolingo owl.

Actually Wilson's character wanted to kill the shark quietly so he wouldn't get sued for damages cause his people let it out of the Trench.

havent even watched yet but i know it's good based on Spencer in the thumbnail.

For the sequel they should get Richard Dreyfuss to reprise his role as Matt Hooper from Jaws. "This was NO boating accident!"

"Ahoy, Ahoy! Welcome to honest Trailer Commentary where we choose you." Throws large Pokeball at the camera. Well, I'm just going to close the video there because there's no way it's getting any better than that.

ROFL that pokeball bit was genius! Spence is now my new favorite. Sorry Dan.

I actually took Ocean Law in Law School! Thanx for the joke

More international conversations should be like the ones in Tekken. Everyone speaks the language they know. And everyone understands each other because reasons.

The romance was nice for me. More realistic than usual for this kind of movie, and that slightly anime-like thing in which the relationship is there but not made obvious is cool.

Clearly all the Jonas' should be played by actors from The Fast & The Furious series starting with The Rock & Vin Diesel, then Sung Kang, Luke Evans, Michelle Rodriguez etc etc

Did anyone else know The Meg was based on a book? Because that took me by surprise.

Was that Sheriff Longmire that Stathum was threatening to hit in "International Waters?"

Rocky IV next week, in time for Creed II.

Megcoin for the win! Joe always has great ideas!

With no debbie downer Dan, you guys are having a lot of fun. He must be watching Venom again.

@19:00 For a moment, I thought he said "crazy Rich Evans" instead of "Crazy Rich Asians"

And of course Lon Harris know about maritime law...lolol

@janstankiewicz9816

5 жыл бұрын

it was such a Lon moment to point out a serious issue within obviously not very serious movie :)

Watching this randomly after the titan submersible safety incident: 'What are they gonna do, send tours down into the trench?' My eye: *twitch* . . . *twitch*

Joe showing love to Forbidden Kingdom thank you that movie is one of my guilty pleasures i love it

We need more of Spencer's impression of Jason Stathom.

Speaking of Alan, are those still hidden in the trailers?

@Fawkes2574

5 жыл бұрын

No. The one for Infinity War ended that. Because in that trailer, he turned to ash.

Boat law is called Admiralty.

Thanks Spencer. I always wanted to feel like a Pokemon.

@NJ-wb1cz

5 жыл бұрын

Do you want to be captured, stuffed into a ball and released by your owner only to fight other similar slaves?

There is “boat” law, it’s called maritime law.

Petition to make Joe and Spencer produce their own series of crazy crossover B movies

I’m just waiting far a Meg and Jurassic Park crossover

R.I.P The Man the Legend Stan Lee..

The French film term for a movie that is so bad its good is “Nanar”. Might help in the next conversation you have about good good-bad bad movies.

#MEGCOIN

this is a good one cause you go off into what would be better and your own versions, Max Tangent

@crashzero6517

5 жыл бұрын

rofl when joe glasses the shark

Haven't seen "The Meg," but I wonder if it actually explains what "living fossil" actually means. When it's understood as something which seems to have stopped evolving, it would make sense in trying to typify the shark as something at an evolutionary apex. But, chances are, the movie doesn't bother.

If Dan were there, he’d been interjecting FORCEFULLY...”300 million?! Try $500 million, Spenser!”...Yeah, The Meg made a freaking HALF BILLION!

just a minor note boys they aren't drinking Heinkins they are drinking changs (a popular Thailand beer where the scene takes place)

The books are wonderful!! so fun!!

I’m down for more crazy Asian cinema to hit the states

You guys have the thing necessary to make a really fantastic movie for movie people. You should do that immediately.

I came here to see if they explain the international waters better here

I like how Spencer addresses what we were all thinking when Dan isn't there for a second week, lol :)

Love you too

Y'all didn't think of "Great White Schrute"?

There really is no need for romance in a shark movie.

Predicting Rocky IV for next week

TBH, I would love to see a Shark VS T-Rex movie

@quazirej1998

5 жыл бұрын

So then, maybe the Meg should have been included in the Jurassic World movies?

Remember that time Spencer had a haircut that made him look like the fourth kid on Home Improvement?

Spencer's Jason Statham impression sounds more like Solomon Lane (Sean Harris) from the Mission Impossible movies

You two. Podcast. Now please.

Yeah

**hat tips up** And it's Tom Cruise.

hey there is a meg book that jonas is hired to do a reality show about daredevils, but he was tricked cause the show is about him and a meg

When Joe writes his good/bad movie I WILL BE THERE. His instincts for this are so good.

The world needs more unsupervised Joe and Spencer xD

Hey Spencer... Corey Haim wants his hair back.

MegCoin exists! Or at least it did.