History Summarized: Alcibiades

The oracle at delphi simply tells him, "congratulations". The standard of nudity was his idea. Narcissus gets shy around him. Patroclus was his boyfriend first. He is… the most interesting man in Ancient Greece.
Extra special thanks to Blue's professor , Mr. Samons, who taught him about Greek history and the comedic potential of marshmallows and triremes.

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  • @mayajade6198
    @mayajade61985 жыл бұрын

    The best part is Alcibiades was apparently good friends with Socrates, and there are not one, but SEVERAL paintings of Socrates straight-up dragging Alcibiades away from beds covered in women, which is, like, the most cartoonishly appropriate way I can imagine to sum up the relationship these two must have had.

  • @ethnichellenismincaliforni8215

    @ethnichellenismincaliforni8215

    4 жыл бұрын

    Socrates wondered if being beautiful on the outside also meant having potential beauty on the inside, so he was always working to make Alcibiates a better person (less selfish, less sex-crazy, etc).

  • @m00n119

    @m00n119

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@ethnichellenismincaliforni8215 he was that reluctant 'slightly naive' friend who keeps hoping they're 'bad influence' friend will change? lol

  • @clementgoh9270

    @clementgoh9270

    4 жыл бұрын

    Alcibiades: So Imma go bang that literal army of very horny women/men Socrates: Hoe don't do it

  • @Ostentatiousnessness

    @Ostentatiousnessness

    4 жыл бұрын

    I was about to write my own comment when I saw this. I had to look it up. It’s true. And *GLORIOUS*

  • @Grim_Sister

    @Grim_Sister

    4 жыл бұрын

    A:” I did a stupid.” S: “give me a second.” S:(Finishes a jag of wine) S:... “Ok, I’m good. Whaddya do?”

  • @ReySilverskin
    @ReySilverskin4 жыл бұрын

    This is what happens when your D&D character has 20 Charisma and 8 Wisdom.

  • @slkjvlkfsvnlsdfhgdght5447

    @slkjvlkfsvnlsdfhgdght5447

    3 жыл бұрын

    exactly!

  • @me0101001000

    @me0101001000

    3 жыл бұрын

    So, a bard

  • @FrOg-kh4wc

    @FrOg-kh4wc

    3 жыл бұрын

    So- A bard?

  • @caratlove4107

    @caratlove4107

    3 жыл бұрын

    I agree with the people above me-this is just a bard in a nutshell

  • @seraby7151

    @seraby7151

    3 жыл бұрын

    Huh? I thought Alkibiades was a smartass that's why he's friendsies with Sokrates and other important politicians. He's a decent war general too. But his sex craziness is legendary.

  • @hendrixhotel
    @hendrixhotel2 жыл бұрын

    You skipped over one of the greatest Alcibiades stories ever, As follows: *Alcibiades with his friends* Alcibiades: "Yo, guys, see that really rich, powerful, and important dude over there, Hipponicus? Bet that I can go and slap him across the head and get away with it?" Alcibiades' friends: "Yeah right dude, friggin dare you to pull that crap, we'll see what happens" Alcibiades: "Oh you'll see alright" *And so he goes and slaps this influential politician across the head* Everyone in the city: "Yo Alcibiades WHAT THE FUCK?" *One day later* *Alcibiades at the door of Hipponicus' house in a bathrobe* Hipponicus: "What the hell do you want Alcibiades" Alcibiades: "Well I felt really bad about the other day and wanted to make up for it" *Alcibiades completely disrobes, presenting his naked body to the man* Alcibiades: "Here, chastise me and make fun of me and stuff and we'll call it even" *Hipponicus, in complete awe of Alcibiades' no doubt jaw dropping figure immediately forgets any and all anger and resentment towards Alcibiades and publicly pardons him, and nearly immediately after give Alcibiades his daughter's hand in marriage* As a fun side scene, here's how I imagine that convo went: "But daaaad I don't want to marry him" "Sweetheart, if you saw his ass and abs believe me you'd be on board, trust me on this one, you'll thank me later"

  • @cadenvanvalkenburg6718

    @cadenvanvalkenburg6718

    Жыл бұрын

    I’m sorry, what!

  • @Frog_Wizard801

    @Frog_Wizard801

    5 ай бұрын

    “Trust me sweety, you do”

  • @alexcrazy1492

    @alexcrazy1492

    3 ай бұрын

    He is quite possibly the only historical figure who could get away with this

  • @_MaxHeadroom_

    @_MaxHeadroom_

    3 ай бұрын

    Can you point me to a source that talks about that? I can't find anything about it

  • @FirstLast-cg2nk
    @FirstLast-cg2nk3 жыл бұрын

    The irony of Alcibiades is that everyone listened to him when no one should have, and no one listened to him when everyone should have.

  • @batchuswati3007
    @batchuswati30076 жыл бұрын

    Sometimes my brain cannot digest the fact that these are actual people that actually existed in history. If someone told me this out of the blue, I would absolutely think that they are messing around with me.

  • @Larissawesome

    @Larissawesome

    5 жыл бұрын

    Out of the _BLUE_

  • @nihalanand2690

    @nihalanand2690

    5 жыл бұрын

    Ok funny story: I told my friend about Alcibiades, basically paraphrasing the video, and he totally thought I was BSing him. He just refused to believe someone like that really existed in history.

  • @Doralga

    @Doralga

    4 жыл бұрын

    Alcibaides puts several myths to shame eh

  • @ToonedMinecraft

    @ToonedMinecraft

    4 жыл бұрын

    I am reading this webcomic containing him, and I genuinely thought he was a fictional character until this video.

  • @arandomcomment1092

    @arandomcomment1092

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@ToonedMinecraft What's the webcomic

  • @petra5979
    @petra59795 жыл бұрын

    What I got from this video: Blue has a crush on Henry Cavill

  • @HVLLOWS1999

    @HVLLOWS1999

    4 жыл бұрын

    Oof

  • @Grim_Sister

    @Grim_Sister

    4 жыл бұрын

    Doesn’t everyone?

  • @ScorpionFlower95

    @ScorpionFlower95

    4 жыл бұрын

    Same. But can you blame him tho?

  • @elisifer

    @elisifer

    4 жыл бұрын

    Bruh I'm straight but I'd bang Cavill

  • @carlosroo5460

    @carlosroo5460

    4 жыл бұрын

    So Geoge Coolney and Cris Evans are painting to you?

  • @BookLover2311
    @BookLover23116 жыл бұрын

    Didn't the Ancient Greeks think beauty meant the person was blessed by the gods? That might explain a great deal.

  • @evem6154

    @evem6154

    6 жыл бұрын

    Miri Libra Yeah there was a story where a woman undressed in court as her defence. She was like "How could I be a bad person if the gods made me so beautiful?" The people were like "She has a point..." and she was set free.

  • @Simon39759

    @Simon39759

    5 жыл бұрын

    Wasn't the story that she wiped her breasts out and basically said: "sure, you can execute me, but the world would lose these" and the all male court just said, "well, we can't have that. Let's keep her around..."

  • @jokester3076

    @jokester3076

    5 жыл бұрын

    It was Aphrodite,Adonis and Eros that beautiful people were considered to be blessed by.

  • @Casandraelf

    @Casandraelf

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@Simon39759 yeah. don't remember her name, but she was an athenian doctor and that was her defense: executing her would be destroying beauty

  • @LadyBoldly

    @LadyBoldly

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@Casandraelf the name of was phyrne, and she also offered to rebuild the the walls of thebes if she could put her name on them

  • @WeWereTheStorm
    @WeWereTheStorm8 жыл бұрын

    He's the first troll in recorded history.

  • @ButterWarrior101

    @ButterWarrior101

    6 жыл бұрын

    hey sanderfan. i see your username.

  • @Delightfully_Bitchy

    @Delightfully_Bitchy

    3 жыл бұрын

    Well, to be a troll you have to INTENTIONALLY fuck with people, so probably not.

  • @fantasyshadows3207

    @fantasyshadows3207

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@Delightfully_Bitchy well he definitely did that Literally

  • @blastoid37

    @blastoid37

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@Delightfully_Bitchy he kinda did that, literally and figuratively

  • @Delightfully_Bitchy

    @Delightfully_Bitchy

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@blastoid37 ​ @Fantasy Shadows Not necessarily. That's the thing about Alcibiades; Everything about him can be summed up as "Spoiled, rich, himbo who thought he brilliant". Which is more likely: That he was this Machiavellian super villain who wanted to destroy his country and make himself look like a fool for some reason or that he was a spoiled idiot everyone kept giving power because he's gorgeous?

  • @despicablepenguin
    @despicablepenguin5 жыл бұрын

    He's so convincing that he convinces history to look at him in a positive light because he's the worst traitor ever and everybody's like he's a genius *clap* *clap* We love him! 😂

  • @JaelinBezel

    @JaelinBezel

    2 жыл бұрын

    Are we SURE he wasn’t gifted divine likeability?

  • @IPA300

    @IPA300

    2 жыл бұрын

    Jessie pink man-icus: “HE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT!!!”

  • @geordiejones5618

    @geordiejones5618

    2 жыл бұрын

    He's a genius in that most traitors are bad political actors they get fame by cheap betrayal and fade away. This guy was valuable every single time he changed his colors because he not only understood warfare, he knew people and he knew geopolitics. He was also kind of a dick and made enemies with everyone. Hd played the game about as extreme as you can and managed to stay alive during some of the most dangerous times in Greek history.

  • @GhostBear3067

    @GhostBear3067

    Жыл бұрын

    When your charisma stats are so high they outlive you...

  • @TheLaughingPanda
    @TheLaughingPanda5 жыл бұрын

    Is this the same Alcibiades that Socrates was totally crushing on and went on and on about in the Republic?

  • @ElGringoCastellano

    @ElGringoCastellano

    5 жыл бұрын

    Yes

  • @colinnelson3041

    @colinnelson3041

    4 жыл бұрын

    Thought Plato wrote The Republic

  • @Lord_Of_Night

    @Lord_Of_Night

    4 жыл бұрын

    @Cassie Stevens Unsurprising. Plato loved shipping people and his other otp was Achilles/Patroclus.

  • @gorsh5782

    @gorsh5782

    4 жыл бұрын

    Read the Symposium, Alcibiades crashes a party and drunkenly rambles about getting friendzoned by Socrates.

  • @szilveszterforgo8776

    @szilveszterforgo8776

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@gorsh5782 You're right! I don't think Alcibiades was mentioned in the Republic at any time (haven't finished reading it yet), but in the Symposium, like 2/3 of the story is about the relation between Socrates and Alcibiades.

  • @ZombieChimpanzee
    @ZombieChimpanzee6 жыл бұрын

    Nicias "hey, I think that's not a great Idea Alcibiades, maybe we-" Alcibiades "oh, I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the DEAFENING SOUND OF MY OWN AWESOMENESS!"

  • @sflaningam7680

    @sflaningam7680

    5 жыл бұрын

    "Zeus dammit Alcibiades, what is wrong with you? "Me nothing, you on the other hand, have an arrow in you!"

  • @rawovunlapin8201

    @rawovunlapin8201

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@sflaningam7680 "What are you talki- _ahh!_ "

  • @balonkita185

    @balonkita185

    4 жыл бұрын

    Do you want ants in this ship? BECAUSE THAT'S HOW YOU GET ANTS!!!

  • @Grim_Sister

    @Grim_Sister

    3 жыл бұрын

    “LISTEN UP, 5’S! A 10 IS TALKING!” “Alcibiades, I know you can hear me-“ “EXCUSE ME, I DON’T SPEAK UNATTRACTIVE!”

  • @emilyplunkett6034
    @emilyplunkett60343 жыл бұрын

    Going through AC Oydessy right now. Every time I get a quest from Alcibiades, I have a tendency to mutter "you got it, Alcibiades" to absolutely nobody in particular.

  • @sebastiand1941
    @sebastiand19416 жыл бұрын

    "Going around whispering marshmallow and murdering everybody"

  • @HVLLOWS1999

    @HVLLOWS1999

    4 жыл бұрын

    pssst... *m@ř§hməLow*

  • @crazywhackz3340

    @crazywhackz3340

    4 жыл бұрын

    “The Marshmallow Massacre” - Committed by the Marshmallow Murderer

  • @bretsheeley4034

    @bretsheeley4034

    2 жыл бұрын

    "The Marshmallow sends his regards." ".... What?" *squirk* "ACK!" (in the afterlife) ".... what the fuck just happened?"

  • @kathrynolsen1256
    @kathrynolsen12565 жыл бұрын

    In 9th grade, for the ancient civilization history final, we had to decide if Odysseus or Alcibiades was the most important figure covered in the winter term. I was the only person who wrote 10 pages on Alcibiades and the Sicilian expedition. My teacher found this hilarious.

  • @Thor-Orion

    @Thor-Orion

    4 жыл бұрын

    Kathryn Olsen well Alcibiades is definitely a verifiable singular person and not a composite, which if Odysseus was in fact a historically factual person, the stories attributed to him were most definitely a composite of multiple different people.

  • @Grim_Sister

    @Grim_Sister

    4 жыл бұрын

    I need to read that. Like, yesterday.

  • @yugitrump435

    @yugitrump435

    4 жыл бұрын

    Did you get a good grade tho?

  • @kathrynolsen1256

    @kathrynolsen1256

    4 жыл бұрын

    Biggus Dickus with the rest of the exam, I pulled it up to a b+.

  • @mabimabi212

    @mabimabi212

    2 жыл бұрын

    Damn, you had a wayy funner 9th grade lol

  • @saraiemmanuel6617
    @saraiemmanuel66172 жыл бұрын

    The way Blue tells it, feels like Nicias is the only aroace in a Mediterranean of disaster bisexuals falling all over themselves for Alcibiades. Love it.

  • @mimi__333

    @mimi__333

    5 ай бұрын

    Omg yes 😂

  • @jonahwashburn9573

    @jonahwashburn9573

    4 ай бұрын

    when the hell did "aroace" happen? who is making this shit up?

  • @Fluffybunny359

    @Fluffybunny359

    19 күн бұрын

    ​@@jonahwashburn9573 It stands for aromantic asexual. Translation: someone who experiences neither romantic or sexual attraction. It's not a new phenomenon.

  • @vm6615
    @vm66155 жыл бұрын

    I was trying to look up Alkibiades' quests for assassins creed Odyssey because I want the whole armor set and found this. So I've been regularly sleeping with THIS MAN??

  • @Ajehy

    @Ajehy

    4 жыл бұрын

    You and everyone else.

  • @guessmyname1246

    @guessmyname1246

    4 жыл бұрын

    Vriska????

  • @arianamaria_

    @arianamaria_

    4 жыл бұрын

    Bruh “I’ve been regularly sleeping with this man” is just about with everyone said about alkibiades 😭

  • @david_rodarte

    @david_rodarte

    4 жыл бұрын

    Cheat engine works too

  • @freakymoejoe2

    @freakymoejoe2

    3 жыл бұрын

    It feels like odyssey didnt really do him justice. They pretty much just focused on the man-whore part. Honestly, considering he overthrew democracy he should have been in the cult of kosmos

  • @shiekko
    @shiekko6 жыл бұрын

    Throughout this video, I just kept hearing and seeing Alcibiades as Archer. Especially with the "Still gorgeous. Always have been, always will be."

  • @lord6617

    @lord6617

    6 жыл бұрын

    I will never get this comparison out of my head now. Do we know that archer wasn't inspired by alcibiades in real life?

  • @cadenvanvalkenburg6718

    @cadenvanvalkenburg6718

    Жыл бұрын

    A fellow PGTE fan I see. I agree

  • @casual-owl
    @casual-owl6 жыл бұрын

    "MARSHMELLOW DON'T KILL ME!!!!!" And those were his last words.

  • @TikoVerhelst
    @TikoVerhelst11 ай бұрын

    The phrase "the man, the myth, the legend" was made just so we had a way of describing Alcibiades.

  • @ultgeek9275
    @ultgeek92756 жыл бұрын

    "Patroclus was his first boyfriend" Achilles is pissed.

  • @Stormkrow280

    @Stormkrow280

    4 жыл бұрын

    Ult Geek but in the end Achilles was there to avenge his lost love

  • @joshramcharan3042

    @joshramcharan3042

    4 жыл бұрын

    Didn’t that happen like 1000 years before Alcibiades was born

  • @deathstar6998

    @deathstar6998

    4 жыл бұрын

    This angered Achilles who punished him severly

  • @k.g.donathan6271
    @k.g.donathan62715 жыл бұрын

    Chaotic Neutrals gotta keep their options open.

  • @GallowglassAxe
    @GallowglassAxe6 жыл бұрын

    Something tells me that Alcibiades is the distant ancestor of Robert Walpole.

  • @firetarrasque4667

    @firetarrasque4667

    6 жыл бұрын

    No, Walpole is an ancestor of Alcibiades.

  • @TheShadowWolfie

    @TheShadowWolfie

    6 жыл бұрын

    wut

  • @namingisdifficult408

    @namingisdifficult408

    6 жыл бұрын

    3.14 Dragon interesting

  • @faceoctopus4571

    @faceoctopus4571

    6 жыл бұрын

    +Sophia Snuggles Probably an Extra History joke

  • @TheShadowWolfie

    @TheShadowWolfie

    6 жыл бұрын

    I know that.

  • @SibyNied
    @SibyNied5 жыл бұрын

    Can't believe how accurate AC:Od makes him

  • @pwnorbepwned

    @pwnorbepwned

    5 жыл бұрын

    I try to keep historically accurate by doing everything he tells me to, no matter how stupid it sounds.

  • @ElGringoCastellano

    @ElGringoCastellano

    5 жыл бұрын

    It gets his personality right. I was expecting him to be a lot more handsome, though.

  • @tracksectiondrawing3624

    @tracksectiondrawing3624

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@ElGringoCastellano well standards change from time to time

  • @strykerryder2346

    @strykerryder2346

    3 жыл бұрын

    Beauty standards change and by ancient greek standards he was extremely attractive.

  • @skyblade7438

    @skyblade7438

    2 жыл бұрын

    "This is a cast of someone's dick"

  • @PandoraKyss
    @PandoraKyss5 жыл бұрын

    You can meet and sleep with him in 'Assassin's Creed Odyssey.'

  • @kojeb

    @kojeb

    5 жыл бұрын

    Richie Beck 4 times if I’m right

  • @pwnorbepwned

    @pwnorbepwned

    5 жыл бұрын

    And also follow his stupid-sounding yet genius ideas.

  • @berkleypearl2363

    @berkleypearl2363

    5 жыл бұрын

    For real! I’ve never played an Assassin’s Creed game but I’d totally play Odyssey if I got to have some hot steamy sex with the one and only Alcibiades

  • @jamessinclair2898

    @jamessinclair2898

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@berkleypearl2363 He came across as creepily like James Charles to me. But with weirder hair.

  • @thegalacticgalaxy2078

    @thegalacticgalaxy2078

    3 жыл бұрын

    James Sinclair LMAO

  • @lastminutewonder9602
    @lastminutewonder96023 жыл бұрын

    Alcibiades is like the bard in D&D that solves all his problems with charm and sex. Nickus is like the wizard trying to be logical.

  • @matthewbjorkman2115
    @matthewbjorkman21155 жыл бұрын

    ...you do realize by making the video....that you are doing exactly what Alcibiades would want...oh my god...HIS INFLUENCE HAS REACHED BEYOND THE GRAVE!!! DAMN YOU, ALCIBIADES!!!!!!

  • @rickyg8462
    @rickyg84627 жыл бұрын

    Alcibiades has always amazed me...he always acquired power with so many different enemies...Athens, Sparta, Persia...and the people loved him...I'm not sure even the assassins even really wanted him dead...I pretty sure he single handedly kept the war going for as long as is it did...way to smart and too selfish for his own good...if he stuck with one super power he would have been much more successful... definitely one of kind...I'm sure Alexander learned much from him

  • @lupahole

    @lupahole

    5 жыл бұрын

    Alexander learned one thing from him: kill anyone like him on sight.

  • @ethnichellenismincaliforni8215

    @ethnichellenismincaliforni8215

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@lupahole Not a bad strategy.

  • @OnionYeeter

    @OnionYeeter

    3 жыл бұрын

    ... ... ... ...

  • @JackRackam
    @JackRackam7 жыл бұрын

    "Hm, Alcibiades, there's a name I haven't heard of before" and now it's a name I'll never forget. Or at least I'll remember the stuff that happened to him. I'm having such a fun time digging through all your videos; I found you through Trope Talk but have discovered that these Summarized videos are pure gold. So far my favorites have been this, the rise of Islam, and the Journey to the West. And Cu Chulainn. There's just so much good stuff that I'd either known of but not much about or, in this case, nothing about at all, so thanks for bringing it to my attention. Cheers

  • @jamesronaldo2855

    @jamesronaldo2855

    6 жыл бұрын

    Jack Rackam I'm subscribed to you

  • @yorgoskep4608

    @yorgoskep4608

    6 жыл бұрын

    Jack Rackam the most interesting Athenean politician in late 5th century BC!

  • @EvilParagon2

    @EvilParagon2

    6 жыл бұрын

    Same

  • @tylerdurden3722

    @tylerdurden3722

    5 жыл бұрын

    Been waiting all my life for someone, somewhere, to make a decent video about this dude. Finally. Now I'm hoping for one about Pyrrhus of Epirus...another interesting larger than life dude that's perfect for an overly sarcastic production. He looses his kingdom at age 2, gets it back as a teen. Looses it again. Is sent to the front lines at age 16. He survives and becomes a badass. He's then sent to Eqypt as a hostage where he gain favor with the Queen, marries her daughter, and returns to Epirus with an army, including Elephants. He challenges and beats an opposing Macedonian army's champion in single combat. Becoming famous in Macedonia for it eventually making the entire army defect to him, becoming King of Macedonia. Then takes on Rome...But not before falling ad the boat halfway to Italy during a storm and swims the rest of the way. Beats a Roman champion. Cuts a man in half in Sicily. Takes on Sparta on his way back from Italy. Then is killed by an old lady with a roof tile to the head in Argos. Then Belasarius, he actually deserves a movie.

  • @mannyquinn5841

    @mannyquinn5841

    5 жыл бұрын

    the music, loud, kills the message

  • @JJoh4040
    @JJoh40407 жыл бұрын

    alcibiadies has a high charisma level and a cheat code activated to do all that

  • @solarpunkcyborg4663
    @solarpunkcyborg46632 жыл бұрын

    Alcibiades is the kinda historical figure people think MUST be made up, until you reveal he was real.

  • @theduchyofmilanball3157
    @theduchyofmilanball31574 жыл бұрын

    I wouldn't be surprised if, had Alcibiades stayed with the expedition in Siciliy, he would have succeeded in rallying all those town to their cause because he was just that gorgeous.

  • @RebelTheArtGal
    @RebelTheArtGal4 жыл бұрын

    Lmao, Everywhere And Nowhere's depiction of Alcibiades is spot on

  • @norap.4657

    @norap.4657

    4 жыл бұрын

    Yeah lmao

  • @abhinavtiku4501
    @abhinavtiku45015 жыл бұрын

    I kind of want a movie about Alcibiades with Henry Cavill in the titular role now.

  • @nixtheclause9984
    @nixtheclause99844 жыл бұрын

    the concept of the dorian war chant being a bunch of dudes yelling “LET’S F***** GO BOYS” over and over again utterly killed me killed the athenians to though

  • @sonorasgirl

    @sonorasgirl

    2 жыл бұрын

    😂😂😂 this is an underrated comment

  • @homunculus7
    @homunculus76 жыл бұрын

    I have a mythical theory that Alcibiades was actually Hermes playing a cruel joke or Loki raising chaos and fucking half the land

  • @swordsmancs

    @swordsmancs

    2 жыл бұрын

    Nah, he’s just a son of Aphrodite

  • @user-ki8jz8fg7i
    @user-ki8jz8fg7i2 жыл бұрын

    "Where have you been now, Socrates? Ah, but of course you have been in chase of Alcibiades and his youthful beauty!" Literally the introduction sentences of the Protagoras, one of Socrates' surviving works... If that doesn't tell you anything about the man, I don't know what does.

  • @Izixster

    @Izixster

    Жыл бұрын

    one of platos surviving works*

  • @shademonki13
    @shademonki133 жыл бұрын

    As someone who really hates how much history tends to focus on specific figures rather than larger political, economic, and cultural trends, Alcibiades is one of the few exceptions where he absolutely deserves the focus given to him.

  • @tomaszskowronski1406
    @tomaszskowronski14063 жыл бұрын

    2:42 "So Athens devoted the next three turns to production" I chuckled.

  • @jahredharrison4069
    @jahredharrison40694 жыл бұрын

    Charisma: 30 Intelligence: 12 Wisdom: 2

  • @LilianaKali
    @LilianaKali6 жыл бұрын

    I kinda want the story of Alcibiades' son with the Spartan Queen. Or any offspring of this guy.

  • @LuisMedina-cw4dk

    @LuisMedina-cw4dk

    4 жыл бұрын

    He was probably murdered their Spartans

  • @lifeontheledgerlines8394

    @lifeontheledgerlines8394

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@LuisMedina-cw4dk Yeah, probably yeeted into the woods or something. That's the Spartans for you.

  • @ItsameAlex

    @ItsameAlex

    3 жыл бұрын

    true

  • @meegle.teedle

    @meegle.teedle

    3 жыл бұрын

    ✨Alki-Alkibiades lover of the Spartan queen There was a cat that really was gone✨

  • @graceskerp

    @graceskerp

    2 жыл бұрын

    It's a shame we'll never have a sample of his DNA. Considering he banged just about everything that moved, he well could be the G. Khan of the western world.

  • @aninternetidiot605
    @aninternetidiot6056 жыл бұрын

    He is the Mary Sue of history

  • @homunculus7

    @homunculus7

    5 жыл бұрын

    Estella montagu how is he a Mary sue he was super interesting. A Mary sue is someone who is boring with no personality

  • @LostArchivist

    @LostArchivist

    5 жыл бұрын

    I think you mean Gary Stu

  • @gameraspindlethorn6229

    @gameraspindlethorn6229

    4 жыл бұрын

    homunculus7 because everyone loves them and everything goes there way?

  • @fantasyshadows3207

    @fantasyshadows3207

    4 жыл бұрын

    Of course every thing goes his way! At one point Athens sends people to set his house on fire and kill him!

  • @peloncito_5987

    @peloncito_5987

    4 жыл бұрын

    He had a 30 in charisma

  • @sonorasgirl
    @sonorasgirl2 жыл бұрын

    Still 100% one of the most entertaining history videos ever

  • @regrettablemuffin9186
    @regrettablemuffin91866 жыл бұрын

    Percy Jackson fans, doesn't this sound exactly like charmspeak? He's totally a son of Aphrodite

  • @junjunjamore7735

    @junjunjamore7735

    6 жыл бұрын

    Yes!

  • @Great_Olaf5

    @Great_Olaf5

    5 жыл бұрын

    Oh my God it does. It sounds exactly like charmspeak.

  • @vladdumbrava2152

    @vladdumbrava2152

    4 жыл бұрын

    Dam, we should give Aphrodite's children more credit

  • @Sajirah

    @Sajirah

    4 жыл бұрын

    This was my first thought.

  • @Grim_Sister

    @Grim_Sister

    4 жыл бұрын

    This is why we need more responsible children of Aphrodite, like Piper

  • @ashleymiller9529
    @ashleymiller95293 жыл бұрын

    I forgot that Blue used Henry Cavil as Alcibiades and I died every time he came on screen.

  • @parthasarathipanda4571
    @parthasarathipanda45715 жыл бұрын

    So this entire part of greek history was a gigantic sitcom :P

  • @423adriana
    @423adriana4 жыл бұрын

    so basically, he had charmspeak abilites? *hears Red screaming in distance* i'll. . . . . . . . go now. . . . . . .

  • @minimooster7258
    @minimooster72582 жыл бұрын

    Okay, this had bothered me, then in an unrelated thing for an ancient history class I'm taking, it came up again, the reason Alcibiades was prosecuted in Athens just before and during the Sicilian expedition wasn't because he participated in mutilating the Herms. He likely didn't have much to do with that, but as they were investigating that, they found out through servants and slaves that he had participated in a parody of the Eleusian Mysteries, which, to put it mildly, was a massive fucking deal and very much something the Athenians felt justified the death penalty. Sacrilege was a really serious crime for ancient greeks, it wasn't just putting yourself at risk of a god's wrath, but anyone who didn't punish you might also be hurt by the god, if said deity thought you were complicit

  • @areetablack5301
    @areetablack53015 жыл бұрын

    Going back to watch this episode is especially interesting since I read the comic Everywhere & Nowhere

  • @kammieceleek5113

    @kammieceleek5113

    4 жыл бұрын

    HELL YEAH. I found this before the comic tho and I've been wondering if Blue would enjoy it...

  • @lethargogpeterson4083
    @lethargogpeterson4083 Жыл бұрын

    I was thinking of Blue using his Alcibiades voice to say cheezy pickup lines in bars, but then I remembered he's married. So now I think of Blue defending his doctoral dissertation using his Alcibiades voice..."My dissertation is on domes, and these domes are georgeous, almost as georgeous as Alcibiades..."

  • @edglass7964
    @edglass79644 жыл бұрын

    He sounds like someone’s high charisma D&D character.

  • @endanarchy
    @endanarchy6 жыл бұрын

    This was seriously the best story retelling I've come across in ages. You totally sold him and his dopeness - that guy was so gangsta

  • @kurumachikuroe442
    @kurumachikuroe4425 жыл бұрын

    Alcibiades, also know as "That Guy"

  • @MandyGBX
    @MandyGBX4 жыл бұрын

    *History Channel logo comes up* Me: Wait, are you saying that Alcibiades is an alien?

  • @mmmmlemons
    @mmmmlemons8 жыл бұрын

    he went to go help in the siege of phocaea, not take a bathroom break LOL but I like your version way better

  • @hades2596

    @hades2596

    8 жыл бұрын

    +Matt I don't know man, I have pretty good sources saying it was definitely a bathroom break. :D (Thanks!)

  • @amitabhakusari2304

    @amitabhakusari2304

    6 жыл бұрын

    Totally couldn't figure that out by myself, thanks.

  • @bobbest1611

    @bobbest1611

    6 жыл бұрын

    thank you--answered my question.

  • @emeraldvulture9576
    @emeraldvulture95765 жыл бұрын

    “Hey, i’m Gorgeous, Love me.” Okay.”

  • @nightingalelikeart3772
    @nightingalelikeart37724 жыл бұрын

    I was reading everywhere and nowhere and decided to look up Alcibiades because he’s my favorite character... I did not expect the comic to be this accurate LOL

  • @Syntheticxox
    @Syntheticxox5 жыл бұрын

    I am actually curious you didn’t bring up Socrates

  • @kentackett4631
    @kentackett46316 жыл бұрын

    I really couldn't stand how School of Life blamed him for Athen's disasters and called him a demagogue. I mean, he was one but the man knew how to get shit done. It was hardly his fault that the Athenians decided to pull highschool drama on him.

  • @crystalwolcott4744

    @crystalwolcott4744

    4 жыл бұрын

    Like he was so sexy that if he had been on the treck across Sicily all the locals would have joined up and the plan would have worked?

  • @thechubbyatheist9913
    @thechubbyatheist99135 жыл бұрын

    Clearly this guy was the party Bard in a D&D game Zues was running

  • @Vexclorion
    @Vexclorion6 жыл бұрын

    this has always been one my favorites. it's a channel classic

  • @JasperForge
    @JasperForge4 жыл бұрын

    Alcibiades is the source of every bard character in D&D

  • @KingHuzzah
    @KingHuzzah5 жыл бұрын

    "Athens devoted the next 3 turns to production" that fucking killed me

  • @lucasblaise11
    @lucasblaise116 жыл бұрын

    How did u not mention he became general in 420 bc...... 420!!!! ...he knew

  • @valerianocosta5976
    @valerianocosta59763 жыл бұрын

    the story of a man that put all his stats point into Charisma and then run a lucky streak of natural 20 in persuasion and deception roll... nicely played Alcibiades.

  • @k0ilees936
    @k0ilees9366 жыл бұрын

    3:04 omgomgomg That used to be my favorite painting!! I live right by the gallery it's in, and when I was little, my best friend and I would stare at it, I'm not sure why, but we just really liked it!

  • @GerryBolger

    @GerryBolger

    5 жыл бұрын

    That's a very wholesome memory...

  • @GnarledStaff
    @GnarledStaff5 жыл бұрын

    If this guy was as charismatic as you claim that terrible idea of marching across the island and gathering troops might have worked. He was completely banking on being able to use his mind control powers.

  • @Ekami-chan
    @Ekami-chan6 жыл бұрын

    Hermocrates was pretty awesome as well, forgot the exact details, but during Peloponnesian war, when Athenians were camping/about to leave because they were losing, Hermocrates was about to make roadblocks but was denied by higher ups. So he sent "informants" to Athenians, saying that "There's totally roadblocks, you can't leave for few days." And Athenians bought it and Hermocrates built the roadblocks next day! :D

  • @marcus1992000
    @marcus19920005 жыл бұрын

    good old storytelling at its finest, just listening to the audio you can imagine everything

  • @hockeyinalabama
    @hockeyinalabama4 жыл бұрын

    There should be a series or movie trilogy about this guy.

  • @kylepfahl1652
    @kylepfahl16524 жыл бұрын

    Just met Alkibiades In AC Odyssey and he is EXACTLY as you described him! 🤣

  • @sparkynicole3941
    @sparkynicole39417 жыл бұрын

    I just want Alcibiades illegitimate son on a t-shirt. That was beautiful omygosh

  • @Lissy_Time
    @Lissy_Time2 жыл бұрын

    How do I explain that this five-year-old video is my entire sense of humour?

  • @lightshow366
    @lightshow3666 жыл бұрын

    the tried to siege a city that is on the coast..... near water.......> with Large ships......brilliant. I think the counter walls were made just to insult the attackers, because Spartans had a great sense of humor; Although if you don,t know what i am talking about here is a example. A messenger was then sent to Leonidas’ general, reporting the refusal and threatening, “Our arrows will block out the sun”. Leonidas’ general retorted, “Then we shall have our battle in the shade!”

  • @Great_Olaf5

    @Great_Olaf5

    5 жыл бұрын

    Phillip of Makedon: If we conquer your city, we will exterminate your entire population. (paraphrase) Spartan King (can't remember his name): If.

  • @jaspervanheycop9722
    @jaspervanheycop97229 ай бұрын

    I came back to this masterpiece of yours after reading Alkibiades by Ilja Leonard Pfeiffer, actually one of the best pieces of historical fiction I've ever read. Hope they translate it to English sometime. It's crazy how you managed to almost get every detail in that 700+ page book into a snappy 15 minute video!

  • @GloomyFish
    @GloomyFish7 жыл бұрын

    I watched an episode of Star Trek after i watched this and realised that Alcibiades is like the original Captain Kirk... haha

  • @That80sGuy1972
    @That80sGuy19725 жыл бұрын

    From the afterlife, Alcibiades takes a look at his historical legacy. He thinks "I had a truly great life... where is my role as a great leader and?... CRAP! My life is in the dark comedy section? How?" *continues reading* "Oh... they caught all that? No wonder my life sucks here and I am spending eternity in a fool's motley."

  • @H0n4c3
    @H0n4c33 жыл бұрын

    I dunno if you read comments anymore this far back, Blue, but I aced an interview today in which I had to give a presentation off the dome on a random topic that turned out to be "any ruler/statesman" and leaned into/stole HEAVILY from this video. I guess I'll be subbing on Patreon as a way of buying you a frosty beverage of your choice.

  • @athenearosa
    @athenearosa4 жыл бұрын

    Blue, Alcibides is in the webtoons comic Everywhere and Nowhere. Your video helped it make alot more sense for me. Thank you.

  • @alexv3357
    @alexv33574 жыл бұрын

    I had to look this up after reading Merryweathery's Everywhere & Nowhere

  • @perchy22
    @perchy223 жыл бұрын

    I hope you're proud that this is the only way I can imagine Alcibiades' appearance, even after at least half a year after watching this video. I was reading Wikipedia, minding my own business, thinking "Who's this Alcibiades dude again?", and as I'm clicking the link BAM! Henry Cavill with anime eyes! I'd be upset, but Henry Cavill.

  • @ActiveAdvocate1
    @ActiveAdvocate15 жыл бұрын

    Holy Mother Kali, I just found a picture of a statue of this guy, and Blue's not kidding: he's like Collin Farrell in "Alexander" meets Michelangelo's David. If that thing was true to life, DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYUM.

  • @kave2645
    @kave26454 жыл бұрын

    It is 1:32 am and I have decided to binge all of Blue's videos and I love that it feels like I'm having a conversation with this dude like it's so chill and comedic and I love it so much

  • @fighterck6241
    @fighterck62413 жыл бұрын

    I started cracking up as soon as I saw him in AC Oddyssey having already viewed this video.

  • @kokosnussgeklaut1040
    @kokosnussgeklaut10402 жыл бұрын

    I rewatch this way too often. Solid comedy gold

  • @lorddukealayeneclipse3317
    @lorddukealayeneclipse331711 ай бұрын

    BLUE. I THINK EVERYBODY DEMANDS A REMAKE

  • @nameless4224
    @nameless42243 жыл бұрын

    I know this man from everywhere & Nowhere and I only have love for this man.

  • @DustinM83
    @DustinM836 жыл бұрын

    Guy: "Hey, Boss said we should go fight the Spartans, right?" The Other Guy: "Yup" Couldn't stop laughing at this line as well as the build-up to it. Great stuff.

  • @harambejr5935
    @harambejr59352 жыл бұрын

    "Still gorgeous, possibly more gorgeous than yesterday"

  • @Drewscipher
    @Drewscipher3 жыл бұрын

    This is the best video that Blue has ever made. Evidence: HIS ADMISSION AND HENRY CAVIL AS THE WITCHER

  • @zackebrorsson9374
    @zackebrorsson93745 жыл бұрын

    The music in the background is Chopin ballade nr 4 in f minor

  • @HangPotato
    @HangPotato7 жыл бұрын

    I'm in the process of writing a screenplay (for a feature or television show not quite sure yet) about Alcibiades. Would love some correspondence or help research wise. Good vid! 👌🏻

  • @AdamFSmith

    @AdamFSmith

    6 жыл бұрын

    While watching this video I started thinking that this story would make an awesome movie. Best of luck with that.

  • @Henreeback

    @Henreeback

    6 жыл бұрын

    I wanna make a movie about the sicily expedition

  • @sokkimmartin788
    @sokkimmartin7883 жыл бұрын

    Props to this man for playing Chopin. God bless you.

  • @paulwagner688
    @paulwagner6885 жыл бұрын

    I want a thing on Athens' Trickiest Citizen, Themistocles. Winner of the Battle of Salamis

  • @aNIMEsORCERESS1
    @aNIMEsORCERESS12 жыл бұрын

    Aaah I'm so glad you did this video! I read the webtoon Everywhere & Nowhere and i love Alcibiades!!! So I'm glad to know more actually about him!

  • @fyraltari1889
    @fyraltari18896 жыл бұрын

    Also, one day he cut the tail of his dog just so that people would gossip about him. See, that's the kind of behaviour that should tell you : "let's NOT give that man any critical reponsablity". It would be a better world if work ed like that.

  • @libertatemadvocatus1797

    @libertatemadvocatus1797

    4 жыл бұрын

    Honestly, he sounds like a psychopath. He was charming and completely untrustworthy, but everyone let me get away with stuff because he was just so likable and handsome. He was basically Ted Bundy if he focused on his political career instead of the whole serial killer stuff.

  • @alexandercolefield9523
    @alexandercolefield95235 жыл бұрын

    btw, I want to note that this whole time Socates is alive in Athens just streaming at the Oligarchs

  • @AnimeAngel88
    @AnimeAngel884 жыл бұрын

    I think I seriously hurt myself with facepalms and headdesks while listening to this....

  • @windigo1592
    @windigo1592 Жыл бұрын

    dude maxed out charisma

  • @eddthehead123
    @eddthehead1234 жыл бұрын

    "Hey, this is a night attack based on subtlety and silence. Let's have a fucking thousand man battle chant to help that"

  • @luniz3429
    @luniz34297 жыл бұрын

    Great job on the video