I'm genuinely curious as to your opinions here: Who is the best Meme Pope? Who won Pope Fights? -B

@midnight8341

5 жыл бұрын

Pope Celestine V, obviously... I mean, he just wrote them to get their asses moving and they made him pope like "what's the worst that could possibly happen?" Yeah, should have seen that coming...

@PeterPottorff

5 жыл бұрын

Honestly, Benedict IX, the man who literally marched on Rome with elephants.

@yeetus7629

5 жыл бұрын

Overly Sarcastic Productions Pope Benedict XVI “Chosen by God” Pope Benedict XVI: *Proceeds to quit*

@chris4344

5 жыл бұрын

Benedict IX

@sapphirewingthefurrycritic985

5 жыл бұрын

I wanted to see a cage match with Popes. 0/10

First decree: I wanna be able to quit Second decree: I quit.

@Mayday468

4 жыл бұрын

then proccedes to get thrown in jail

@helvarstark4282

4 жыл бұрын

The absolute madlad

@spamachuchan8824

4 жыл бұрын

This would be me 🤣

@moonprincess500

4 жыл бұрын

Malacite1 M.P.V He is declared a saint though and known as a patron saint of Papal resignations. (I’m not joking)

@loucaron3033

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah me seeing adult life coming

Don’t forget the time that one pope dug up the grave of the preceding pope just to put him on trial!

@Poffean

4 жыл бұрын

Well the previous pope was an asshat

@joevenespineli6389

4 жыл бұрын

@@Poffean It was a political move really, even at the time the trial was seen as outrageous

@Pikkabuu

4 жыл бұрын

Like the being dug up and put on trial is the worst part of that debacle....

@renoloverxoxo

4 жыл бұрын

Formosus

@katherinedobbs52

4 жыл бұрын

P a r d o n ?

The really underestimated line is how the French king had the “Gaul” to order a hit on the Pope

@doubleoc7530

3 жыл бұрын

i came looking for this comment after that line left me in tears

@RockerTopper-hh3ru

3 жыл бұрын

NGL, didn’t even make that connection until reading this comment LMAO

@ccvcharger

3 жыл бұрын

I'm so glad I am not the only person who made that connection.

@ericnoble5194

3 жыл бұрын

Who wants an Asterix book about the Pope fights?

@TheFiretiger

2 жыл бұрын

Ha

"yoinked the entire papacy" is basically the best phrase I've heard all year

@diobrandocinematicuniverse4450

3 жыл бұрын

Also I made it 700 likea

@lyndawall2860

3 жыл бұрын

Watching this in 2020, I had to look at when you posted this and it was a year ago, so in 2019. I want to know what the best phrase you’ve heard all year in 2020 haha

@festethephule7553

3 жыл бұрын

@@lyndawall2860 "Yeah, alright, this may as well happen; why not?"

@lyndawall2860

3 жыл бұрын

@@festethephule7553 🤣🤣

@ourtube1128

3 жыл бұрын

@@lyndawall2860 whats the best you've heard in 2021? 'I do two things, chew bubble gum and beat up nerds. And I'm all out of nerds'

"King Philip ordered a hit... On the pope! The Gaul!" Don't think I didn't notice your little pun there.

@HistoryNerd808

5 жыл бұрын

They spelled it gaul in their subtitles. Pretty sure it was on purpose.

@17-MASY

5 жыл бұрын

Can someone explain

@HistoryNerd808

5 жыл бұрын

@@17-MASY Gaul=the historical name for the region of Europe where the Celtic Gauls lived (France, Western Germany,Switzerland, Belgium etc. Gall=bold and brazen behavior. "The gall!" Essentially means "that was really arrogant and brazen." OSP's use of them is a play on words

@17-MASY

5 жыл бұрын

@@HistoryNerd808 thanks,I didn't know about (gall).

@sumowrestler2687

4 жыл бұрын

I furiously puffed air out of my nose at that point.

"Pope Francis has a rock album" Wait- WHaT!??

@karmel5603

3 жыл бұрын

Wait what??

@Alexis-bz7kl

3 жыл бұрын

I hereby award Pope Francis the coolest Pope in history. Here's your medal and Les Paul guitar

@danieloceansmith3156

3 жыл бұрын

Carat Trash jeez this pope ROCKS!

@stahlhelmturtle9822

3 жыл бұрын

And it goes fucking HARD

@shanedoesyoutube8001

3 жыл бұрын

legit???

Now I'm imagining some medieval italian nobles forming a circle on Vatican Square and shouting "POPE FIIIIIIGHT" while two old dudes in papal clothing beat the crap out of each other. This is how the catholic church sgould choose their leader.

@samt3412

3 жыл бұрын

Pope Francis cage match with John Cena when?

@eneyavorodecky

3 жыл бұрын

Most were somewhat young so it may actually be due ?

@Snooder

3 жыл бұрын

And then we'd get The Young Pope

@redstonecasey4713

3 жыл бұрын

Replace the white smoke/black smoke with a fog machine and light show. Give those Cardinals a proper entrance. "Look out, Benedict! HERE COMES THE FRANCIS ELBOW!"

@Linki8uu

3 жыл бұрын

@@samt3412 my money is on Pope Francis

*PAPAL KOMBAT* _(Mortal Kombat music plays)_

@Dracobyte

4 жыл бұрын

Tun tun tunn tutunnn

@danielchequer5842

4 жыл бұрын

*POPALITY*

@benja4707

4 жыл бұрын

Pablo VI

@deadinthename

4 жыл бұрын

Test your faith

@Flowtail

4 жыл бұрын

Except it’s Ominous Latin Chanting

I want more papal Latin rock albums. Not Latin American. Latin.

@AdityaSingh-lp5rp

4 жыл бұрын

Francis after returning from a Sunday mass- *closes doors* *closes windows* *clicks hidden button in chair* *wall retracts and speakers show* *CRYING IN MY SKIN THE WORDS THE-*

@juniperrodley9843

4 жыл бұрын

Funnily enough it's a perfect theme song for my JoJo OC... yeah he's meant to be an old christian kinda dude

@crosslao

4 жыл бұрын

Juniper Rockhopper What’s his stand?

@juniperrodley9843

4 жыл бұрын

@@crosslao He has an evolutionary line consisting of three: 1. Inferno 2. Purgatorio 3. Paradiso Inferno is barely suited to fighting and Purgatorio's power completely depends on his opponent and a lot of luck, but Paradiso is a beast that allows him to vibe check a freight train with no effort and block punch rushes from physical stands while sustaining zero damage.

@combativeThinker

4 жыл бұрын

@Juniper Rockhopper Dude, that sounds awesome. It reminds me of the Persona evolutions in Persona 4. He might be better suited as a Persona character.

HE SENT A HIT ON THE POPE! THE GAUL!

@euychua

5 жыл бұрын

I see what you did there lol

@KevinSmithGeo

5 жыл бұрын

I suppose that's what passes for a Frank exchange of views in medieval Europe.

@spencerpearson1321

5 жыл бұрын

IKR.

@696969yolo696969

5 жыл бұрын

If anyone would have the gaul, it would be the king of Gaul.

@mike62mcmanus

5 жыл бұрын

Flavius Josephus records that the Gauls were previously called the Gomerites, after Gomer the Grandson of Noah. This plays out through to Wales where the Historian Davis says there's a tradition that they landed on the isle of Britton from France 350 yrs. after the flood and the Welsh language is called Gomerague after Gomer. Charles de Gaulle, Charles of Gomer?

How do you not bring up Saint Catherine of Siena? She spent three months shaming Pope Gregory XI and then sent a letter to him says "that you be not a timorous child but manly." She was such a badass.

@lolloblue9646

2 жыл бұрын

She was quite a boss yeah

@LunDruid

2 жыл бұрын

...wow. I learned something about the Saint who's name is on my hometown's most prominant church. Neat. (I wasn't raised Catholic so I don't actually know if churches having names of Saints actually means anything.)

@mewe1717

Жыл бұрын

@@LunDruid from my knowledge a church would either be named after a revelation or an aparition in that place, like if Mary appears in a catacombs of say Villesville town, it be called the Mary of Villesville or Seth like that, but a church would also just be called either by the city they are in or out of veneration to a prominent Saint (whenever they where founded or not idk as far)

@pinkcupcake4717

Жыл бұрын

@@LunDruid Catherine of Siena was a boss who went on hunger strike to avoid marrying her dead sister's abusive husband, chopped off her hair so she wouldn't be attractive for other suitors, and constantly gave out food and clothing from her family's large coffers. Then became an educated woman and got into religious politics. She's now one of the patron saints of Europe. What a boss.

@TikoVerhelst

Жыл бұрын

​@@LunDruid I don't wanna shatter anyone dreams, so here is your 'spoiler warning'.... but your hometown's church is probably name 'the church of Saint Catherine' or something along those lines. In which case it most certaintely will refer to Saint Catherine of Alexandria from the 4th century. Although.... all or at least most female saints are badasses. So probably Catherine of Alexandria as well. (I have not done much research into her. But my hometown's church is also named after Catherine (of Alexandria), with the town's yearly fair being on her 'name day' the 24th of November, that's how I know.)

*rides into Bethesda "GET YOUR ACT TOGETHER!" "do you want to be CEO?"

@averagecommunist3456

4 жыл бұрын

First decree: portal 3 Second decree: half-life 3 Third decree: I quit

@josephe4503

4 жыл бұрын

@@averagecommunist3456 Dear lord a physics-based game like Portal being made by Bethesda would be nothing short of an absolute nightmare

@bthsr7113

4 жыл бұрын

@@averagecommunist3456 Wrong company! Those are Valve's neglected children.

@drascin

4 жыл бұрын

Christ, no, I'd run screaming.

@UltraMonkeyLP

4 жыл бұрын

But hey valves neglect children (half-life) is getting a new title

Pope Benedict IX reminds me of the Sith. You think you got rid of them but they both just *keep coming back!*

@jabronjunklove760

5 жыл бұрын

He does seem to have a sith sense.

@TamagoSenshi

5 жыл бұрын

It's like Napoleon, when luckily, they banished him to an island *BUT HE CAME BACK;* luckily, they banished him to another island

@davidfabella1

5 жыл бұрын

Wise words from the man who could have killed Vader in Mustafar but noooo you were satisfied with cutting off his legs thinking you did a job well done

@behanort4556

5 жыл бұрын

Coco Loco Bill Wurtz Refrence? IN MY COMMENT SECTION?!

@skimbi

5 жыл бұрын

General konobi

"The Catholic Church is an institution I am bound to hold divine. However for unbelievers proof of its' divinity may be found in the fact that no merely human institution conducted with such knavish imbecility would have lasted a fortnight" - Hillaire Belloc, one of the early 20th Century's most prominent Catholic writers edit: Corrected spelling.

@samueljosephazzaro9664

5 жыл бұрын

Jewish people here this: African animism, hold my beer! I need to teach these punks what it really means to survive insane situations like a boss over and over again!

@snerrkthemerc294

5 жыл бұрын

@@samueljosephazzaro9664 Judaism has certainly withstood the test of time.

@otheraccount5252

5 жыл бұрын

@@snerrkthemerc294 However for unbelievers proof of its' divinity may be found in the fact that no merely human institution persecuted to the four corners of the known Earth and beyond would have lasted a fortnight.

@bloodstoneore4630

4 жыл бұрын

Seems legit

@tonystark8757

4 жыл бұрын

@@otheraccount5252 Judaism isn't so much a regular institution as it is a more decentralized ethno-religious belief system, but point taken. Although tbf, Christianity does acknowledge that the Jews do have an ancestral covenant with God, so its at least potentially arguable that it *is* divine aid helping keep them alive in at least some diminished aspect while still accepting the Church as divinely protected and true. But that's just a theory.

I love how Celestine is portrayed as a handsome man, when in reality he was a 80+ yo guy

@VivaLaDnDLogs

3 жыл бұрын

Hey, he could have still been handsome at 80.

@JaelinBezel

2 жыл бұрын

Red's artstyle makes everyone hot. Even monsters.

11:15 "Screw this. Screw the church. I'll do it myself. Don't @ me." ~Martin Luther

Was that a Gaulic pun at 6:53? "Phillip ordered a hit on the pope? The Gaul!" Very clever.

@dynamicworlds1

5 жыл бұрын

I didn't even catch that one. Nice!

@amastyn_1106

5 жыл бұрын

I was looking for this comment

@me0101001000

5 жыл бұрын

It was a great pun to be Frank

@elecktromaestimmy

5 жыл бұрын

Not to sound stupid, but what is the intended pun?

Pope fights are dope fights.

@conorgildea1163

5 жыл бұрын

Francis going to be fight Archbishop Justin Welby in Dublin in the 25th of Augustus Tickets at €150

@thecosmichiroshi

5 жыл бұрын

Dope rights are pope pipes.

@dianesophie2674

5 жыл бұрын

Popes Memes 9x more dank than any other humans but 9x less dank than Idubbbz memes. Don’t @ me

@conorgildea1163

5 жыл бұрын

Not Diane @

@dianesophie2674

5 жыл бұрын

Conor Gildea Tsk tsk tsk in the next nine minutes something very bad will happen to you

"Marking possibly the only instance in which anyone was hired by telling their interviewers to go to Hell."

First decee: I want to quit. Second decree: I quit. Lol

@moonprincess500

4 жыл бұрын

Ameha K and got declared a patron saint of Papal resignations.

"But Jesus is just omnisciently snaking on popcorn loving every single minute of the drama!" That is the best characterization of Jesus I have ever heard. XD

@BlackEpyon

5 жыл бұрын

Yep. Silence is damning.

@SudoBurger

5 жыл бұрын

"Love thy neighbor... and enjoy yonder antics."

@ProjectEchoshadow

5 жыл бұрын

Sage S. Adoren he came to bring the sword and turn son against father he may have died for our sins but he lived for trash like that

@BlackEpyon

5 жыл бұрын

@@ProjectEchoshadow I'm pretty sure that, as per Matthew 10:34, et al, shit has been pretty stirred up by this point. As for the whole "dying for our sins" part, I'm pretty sure that a superior god wouldn't need a blood sacrifice in order to forgive man the original sin he laced them with. Why you'd worship such a poor example of fatherly love is beyond me.

@ProjectEchoshadow

5 жыл бұрын

@@BlackEpyon dude it's cool he's meant to be the same guy as the old testiment god who says dumb stuff and gets angry for no reason and tells everyone he's jealous (punts for honesty I guess?) and vengeful like there's nothing superior here.

Do Pope/Anti-Pope collisions emit holy photons?

@vedymin1

5 жыл бұрын

Yep, a complete transformation into meme energy.

@Bird_Dog00

5 жыл бұрын

Good question. But what about unholy photons?

@dynamicworlds1

5 жыл бұрын

@@Bird_Dog00 I think it would have to be both or neither to preserve symmetry

@Bird_Dog00

5 жыл бұрын

DynamicWorlds Yea. That's what I thought.

@seanpeery7780

5 жыл бұрын

Ignorance = Pope x Churches^2

"Jexus omniscienyly snacking on popcorn..." Yeah, I can actually see hem do that...

11.19: Not to be a nerd or anything, but it was never Martin Luther's intention to leave the church. He wanted to make things better, to improve the church. Amd then the church was like, no we excommunicate you, but a lot of especially German countries and nobles were like, hey that sounds fun, that way I don't have to listen to everything my church says and it spares me a lot of money. And that was the actual way reformatiom turned into protestantism, instead of just all of the christian world being changed.

@enriquepenanieto4398

4 жыл бұрын

To be fair Martin Luther did preach some extremely heretical concepts like the 5 solas.

@vivienneshakur9730

3 жыл бұрын

hmm .... it was all about power actually. because despite that martin luther was somehow portrait as a man of the people by translating the bible into german and condemning the selling of indulgences, he was a man of the aristocrats and AGAINST the suffering people and actually AGAINST THE REAL TEACHINGS of JESUS ( prophets of zwickau and the peoples movement of original christians). Martin Luther was straight about building a new church power and the aristocrats wanted to seperate from dictate of rome (for example take the prince-bishops who were tired of this dictate and prepared a comon willing ground for Luthers actions). Luther went so far to agitate the aristocrats into the mercyless massacre of farmers who protested against the inhumane oppression by the feudalists!! (-> "kill, beat, strangle who you can. if you die, you die in obedience to the words of God and his orders" MLuther, 1525, in Against the angry farmers) in these socalled farmers wars 70.000 - 100.000 poor people were killed some leaders were hung up upside down by lutherians and slid open with a saw from the testicles to the chest you have to understand that the kings and the pope were fighting for the supreme power for long time resulting in the kings being crowned by the pope etc. ( check out Holy Roman Emperor Henry IV's trek to Canossa Castle) . So get this whole thing about the meaning of what Luther did. The selling of indulgences brought money to rome to build the Peters dome! but the catholic power structure (priests, pastors etc) they were the ones who actually took that money. at some point this led to total corruption of the pastors and priests. who they took this money from? basically everybody that had money. Which were the ARISTOCRATS getting pressed for their money to enrich rome!!!!! (and they pressed it out of their farmers) Thats why it was hella convenient for the aristocrats to have a Luther do the dirty work for them and then hide him in their castles so he could translate the bible from latin into german, which the aristocrats were capable of reading!! (normal people couldnt read at all) actually before Luther others already translated the bible into german, but since the lack of feudalistic support this was not widespread. so the motive was from the beginning to free the aristocrats from the roman powerstructure by building its OWN churchal powerstructure. NOT to establish a holy and truely divinely inspired christianity that would actually HELP THE PEOPLE who suffered extremely under churchal and feudalists oppression and exploitation!!!

@vivienneshakur9730

3 жыл бұрын

i can go a lil deeper into this whole thing about the meaning of the sale of indulgences. so there was this arch-bishop Albrecht of Brandenburg who wanted to have another electorate (Mainz), which was officially not allowed. so the pope decided in his favor, but told him to pay 21.000 ducates for the building of the peters dome in rome. to do so Albrecht borrowed this money from the biggest financier family, the fuggers! and planned to pay his debt by using half of the money he collected by the selling of indulgences!! sooooo .... by Luther raising everybody up in arms about the wrongs of selling of indulgences .... he was messing with the extremely powerful Fugger family and everybody that they had bizz with!! At the same time the german Kaiser Maximilian had died and the college of electors (3 archbishops and 4 secular grand electors) was about to anounce the new Kaiser of germany (holy roman empire bla). the candidates were Francoise I. of france and Henry VIII. of england, but they were not really considered. then you had romes favourite prince-elector Friedrich lll. of saxony. and the grandson of the Kaiser Maximilian called Karl, duke of Burgund and king of spain, and inheritor of the lands of habsburg. Now it becomes interesting. The Fuggers were creditors to the habsburgers (Kaiser Maximilian ) and still expected to receive 170.000 ducates. so they supported Karl! Friedrich lll. was romes favourite only because rome feared that the house of habsburg would become too powerful and decline romes power in europe. but actually Friedrich supported Luther!!! he was hiding him , because he didnt want his money to leave the country (btw precious metals were rare and to make these coins was not easy, besides losing money meant losing power) with the election of the new Kaiser also came along something historically new: they wanted to unite europe under their reign of universal monarchy! so this was some serious shit! now the Fuggers blatantly bribed all electors so Karl became Kaiser, and the fuggers the financiers of the kaiser (the fuggers btw had shares of mines with silver, copper in czech and slovakia) so you see that the aristocrats did what they could to undermine rome in one way or the other in the aim for total dominion over europe but the selling of indulgences was a way to raise money for the clerical aristocrats that had to pay debt. the small access to precious metals played also a big role leading to the never ending hunger for gold, colonialism and brutal genocides all over the world in this game for dominion over europe

Philip ordered a hit on the Pope, the Gaul... I see what you did there Blue.

@CDexie

5 жыл бұрын

Just got that :D

@crypticmrchimes

5 жыл бұрын

PhhHA!

@marctelfer6159

5 жыл бұрын

Blue better have done that on purpose

@dennisburgner6237

5 жыл бұрын

Quality content

@WillowEpp

5 жыл бұрын

That was some top-tier wordplay there.

It's hilarious until you remember that the understanding the public had was that if you chose the "wrong" pope to follow, your salvation was revoked. . .then it's even more of a mess.

@Mateo-oq7ui

5 жыл бұрын

Well, I mean you could always tell your local priest that you are very sorry once the war ended, that's usually enough.

@Mateo-oq7ui

5 жыл бұрын

Most salvations tend to be posthumous in Catholicism though, as almost everyone goes to Purgatory before going to Heaven.

@mike62mcmanus

5 жыл бұрын

Now you can be excommunicated for reporting sexual abuse to secular authorities thanks to a decree from the beloved John Paul....Funny how the mafia hierarchy is set up like the Roman Legions​ and the Catholic church is set up like the Roman senate.... hmmm, lol.

@Archon3960

2 жыл бұрын

IKR? XD

Animate a Pope Duel with Pope Powers set to a track from Pope Francis' rock album. INTERNET! GO!

'made Benedict an offer he couldn't refuse' *SNRK* I saw that, Blue.

They should've just played a children's card game to decide it instead, would've been much simpler.

@PHSDM104

5 жыл бұрын

Then one pope says, "Screw the rules. I've got money."

@PHSDM104

5 жыл бұрын

DURO MONSTA KARDO!!!!

@gloop7458

5 жыл бұрын

TheNN Lol imagine all the screaming and crap and then IN UNISON, they all sit down and start playing go fish

@pillbobaggins2766

5 жыл бұрын

TheNN Yami no Yuugi would have made a great Pope "hello naughty children it's murder time" lmao

@mahjong501

5 жыл бұрын

A game of Paradox-Billiards-Vostroyan-Roulette-Fourth-Dimensional-Hypercube-Chess-Strip Poker

10:52 meme capacity of the medieval Catholic Church:Maximal Me:I think you mean MAXIMUS ahaha saint jokes ahh I’m not sorry

@marcelwaee3056

5 жыл бұрын

you mean MAXIMUS the confessor or a heretic Maximus?

@yeetus7629

5 жыл бұрын

marsel waee Wait there were multiple 🤣

wow, I learned more about the papacy in this 12-minute video than in a decade of catholic school.

@thetallone7605

2 жыл бұрын

Why would the Catholics teach you any of this?

1) the rocke album is in LATIN, which makes it all the more badass 2) considering I'm a member of my local teens' church choir (aka the only choir around. Literally just an excuse to sing, at least for me) and very much aware that important people in the church have to sing A LOT during mass, I should not have been surprised by the fact that the man can sing

Popes confirmed for Smash?

@admontblanc

5 жыл бұрын

Bennedict XI, withe following phrase beneath his character screen: "He returns to the arena... until he leaves again."

@truebrew2004

5 жыл бұрын

I thought they took a vow of chastity…

@JTSquirrel

5 жыл бұрын

Vabulous Puns. Are you serious.

@gamingdemigodxiii5630

4 жыл бұрын

@@truebrew2004 They did. Never stopped them before.

@d73w80

4 жыл бұрын

@@admontblanc then he comes back

6:51 - French king orders a hit. ON THE POPE. The Gaul! hahaha, I see your pun. Well played, sir!

@AventuroPlays

5 жыл бұрын

That didn't even occur to me at the time! :o

@rogerw5299

3 жыл бұрын

I was wondering if anyone else picked up on it

You forgot The Cadaver Synod. One pope having his penultimate predecessor exhumed and put on trial.

@MrHyroglyph

4 жыл бұрын

Truly disgusting chain of events. Worth a video on its own.

Blue: "But Jesus is just omniscient snacking on popcorn loving every single minute of the drama." Me: *Actually eating popcorn*

@thomasfplm

2 жыл бұрын

Soooo You're Jesus?

@Titancameraman64

5 ай бұрын

Jesus?

"The almighty hand of God would dope smack the eternal salvation out of them" You know, I just found your channel and between the two of you I think I might die laughing. Keep up the amazing work!

B: The POPE has a rock CD. Me: O.O...well don't that beat all?

@skizzik121

3 жыл бұрын

So I read your comment when it was originally posted near video launch but just came back for a rewatch because round 3 just dropped. Spent a year wondering why a Pope album "beat off" yup read that as off not all...and had a few good thinks about it over the past year. I'm not proud of it

Ah man, a class on the pope's was my favorite theology class in college. Digging up your predecessor's corpse to put it on trial before throwing it in the Tiber... classic.

The pope wars episode 1: the holy menace

@a-drewg1716

5 жыл бұрын

The Pope Wars Episode 2: Attack of the Crusaders

@Mr.LaughingDuck

5 жыл бұрын

The Pope Wars Ep 3: Revenge of the Protestants

@TheTariqibnziyad

5 жыл бұрын

The pope wars ep 4 : another light stronger with rationality

@jackwhite7570

5 жыл бұрын

The Pope wars episode 5: The Mulsims strike back.

@joaquincollet4291

5 жыл бұрын

The Pope Wars Ep 6: Return of catholicism

*reads title "Oooh dis gon be good."

@Tekna_Kitsune6248

5 жыл бұрын

Me too I was like...Wait WHAT?!?

A little while before my city went back into lockdown, I dropped by the local record store to grab something to listen to while cooped up in my house. While I was there, I found the Pope Francis album filed (either accidentally or on purpose) in between Powerwolf albums... and if you've never seen a Powerwolf album before... have a look at their album covers

10:10 Fun Fact, this is a painting of Jan Hus at the Council of Constance by the Czech artist Václav Brožík. Jan Hus was a theologian who was executed in 1415 for helping to form the bedrock of the Protestant Reformation.

@Reiner547

7 ай бұрын

And cousing like six religious wars before It was trend

When you said "check the timestamp" i did and went: "oh God..."

@ashu21

5 жыл бұрын

"oh God" HAH! Ironic

@Wolfeson28

5 жыл бұрын

You should have had your daughter watch this, Tywin. She could have learned some useful things.

@ginge641

5 жыл бұрын

Will Charles Dance ever have a good relationship with his daughter in his fantasy roles?

@me0101001000

5 жыл бұрын

@@ashu21 Iconic*

@gloop7458

5 жыл бұрын

Aku Actually correction or just meme correction If it’s an actual correction, the correct term is actually ironic Well depending on why they’re saying it I presume it’s because in the church or around many very very Christian people it’s offensive to say “oh God” Because the popes wouldn’t be able to say it because they’d be disrespecting their god Well actually some of the popes didn’t even care, they just wanted wealth and power, but in front of the public, they couldn’t do it because *gasp* “did you hear that, how sinful” Eyy So pretty ironic I would say But if it’s just because church, popes, God Yeah that’s iconic

Holy hell do dynastic squabbles get funnier when popes are involved, this had me laughing out loud from beginning to end

5:54 Funny reference, but Boniface VIII was already dead when Dante wrote The Inferno. He was just alive when the story is set.

_"Owie oof ow, my bones"_ ~Pope Boniface VIII

Feudal politics are always entertaining (if you don't have to live through them). And what institution could be more chock-full of ridiculous political shenanigans than the one that bound Europe together and gave them the only shared part of their cultural identities? It's no wonder there are so many great Pope stories.

@artski09

5 жыл бұрын

three cheers for christendom (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧

@CDexie

5 жыл бұрын

(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧

@pedrosampaio7349

5 жыл бұрын

Well, that's why we have CK2

@onehalfofunimportance4954

5 жыл бұрын

(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧

@1Heirborn

5 жыл бұрын

Sanguinius give the Catholic church a gold star that says "you tried"

So basically Crusader Kings 2?

@seanmurphy3430

5 жыл бұрын

Who hasn't ordered a hit on the Pope in CK2?

@juletid99

5 жыл бұрын

CK2: Electric Boogaloo. Vatican Expansion.

@Gothic7876

5 жыл бұрын

And a Wicked Priest as well. One of my characters got excommunicated by the pope. I was the most powerful ruler in Europe, who had "liberated" Spain from Islam, and was booting them out of North Africa. So I set up a Anti-Pope, pushed his claim, and brought the Papacy under my control. They where constantly rebelling...

@worsethanjoerogan8061

5 жыл бұрын

I remember constantly getting excommunicated by the Pope in Medieval 2 Total War for attacking my Christian neighbors. I'm like "wtf am I supposed to do, literally all my neighbors are Christian".

@Gothic7876

5 жыл бұрын

They got "liberated" by me as well. But before that they where actually doing all right. They had actually expanded!

Honestly I’m Catholic but I love goin back into the medieval papal history for a good laugh every once in a while

9:18 I’m Christian and I say, this does put a smile on my face.

I’m imagining Jesus eating popcorn in heaven, laughing his ass of. It looks hilarious in head.

@HolyknightVader999

5 жыл бұрын

More like slamming His head on a desk because of how much a mess it was.

@Bluecho4

5 жыл бұрын

My meme conception of God is and always will be a very smug Jesus as channeled by Light Yagami, saying "Just As Planned". Always and Forever.

@JenaRaschka

5 жыл бұрын

HolyknightVader999 oh that’s the Holy Spirit. Cause it happened under their watch

@HolyknightVader999

5 жыл бұрын

Not like that's unique. Count how many times the Old Testament people turn against God.

@HolyknightVader999

5 жыл бұрын

Jesus approved of leadership. Why else do you think He appointed Peter to be His lead apostle? Some Popes used their powers for good, others for evil, others were just lazy or weak.

Personally, I was hoping for an all out pope bible quote rap battle but this works too.

@MichaelBerthelsen

5 жыл бұрын

Can you imagine if Epic Rap Battles of History had done one of these fights?😂

@TheNN

5 жыл бұрын

"WHO WON? WHO'S NEXT? YOU DECIDE! EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!"

@Tekna_Kitsune6248

5 жыл бұрын

LOL

@Moszan

5 жыл бұрын

Yes!! Lmao

@artski09

5 жыл бұрын

put down the blunt and pick up ya sword, head to Jerusalem in the name of the lord it ain't about gettin paid, it ain't about gettin laid, it's about goin hard on that holy crusade DEUS VULT -pope urban 2

imagine having a papacy in rome this meme was made by the avignon pope gang

In case anyone else is also wondering the accuracy of the translation of "listen, son", I looked it up and apparently it said "ausculta fili", which indeed does literally translate to "listen son". More specifically: Ausculta means "listen" in second-person singular (you) present (now) active (doing action, as opposed to receiving) imperative (giving an order) Fili means "son" in singular vocative (the thing that's being spoken to) My source is Wiktionary, I don't actually speak Latin so idk if it's accurate.

@lordhades8025

Жыл бұрын

I searched it up. The translation that comes up is "Give ear, my son" which is pretty much the same thing just fancier.

@Vinemaple

9 ай бұрын

And that, kids, is why we no longer use Latin as the international common language.

6:28 I'm deeply disappointed we didn't get the full version of Boniface's insult.

6:54 "The gall!" Ha that's funny, 'cause...y'know...The French were the Gauls?...Gall and Gaul? No? Okay

@yoshijb9428

5 жыл бұрын

Yes we all get it.

@Gamespud94

5 жыл бұрын

@Wlodarski, I think you mean the Gaels were Irish, the Gauls hailed from.... Gaul... modern day France.

@caracrotalus

5 жыл бұрын

Gauls are Welsh hence why Wales in French literally translates to land of the Gauls

Fun Fact(s): Antipope Clement VII was known by the wonderful moniker "The Butcher of Cesena" after he ordered the execution of between 2500-5000 civilians in the town after its refusal to surrender during the Eight Saints' War. Pope Urban VI, the Roman claimant (and, as of 1958, when the real John XXIII became pope, the legitimate pope during this whole mess), was a literal gangster with deep ties to the Italian mob. Before becoming cardinal, he was on the streets and mixed up with unsavory elements of society, which he retained into his papacy. Antipope John XXIII fled from Constance but was captured and was eventually tried for heresy, simony, schism and immorality, convicted, and imprisoned.

I love this video! I didn't realize the Pope Fights I've had in Medieval 2 Total War were so historically accurate.

The real history I want to know is, when did the Pope start wearing silly hats?

@acesockvims1671

5 жыл бұрын

**sick* hats ftfy

@cocoabeanz6171

5 жыл бұрын

As soon as papacy started, I imagine.

@Gew219

5 жыл бұрын

Koatam Which silly hat you are talking about: the mitre, the tiara or the zuchetto? Mitres are worn by popes since antiquity, tiaras were worn since the 1200's till the times of Paul VI in 1960's and zuchettos since the late 18th century.

@dynamicworlds1

5 жыл бұрын

@@cocoabeanz6171 religions do love their silly hats

@cocoabeanz6171

5 жыл бұрын

+DynamicWorlds Yes, yes they do, and they always will.

Pope Fights. Sounds like a bad indi beat-em-up. I wanna play

@amysahota3129

5 жыл бұрын

Good*

@tedarcher9120

5 жыл бұрын

That is actually a good idea

@TheOmegagoldfish

5 жыл бұрын

We need Pope Fight: the game.

@alejandrogalindo4872

5 жыл бұрын

You could make a religion out of this

@josiahpeck6089

5 жыл бұрын

@@alejandrogalindo4872 no, don't

You had me at "Pope Fights!" Lol. The 20 year old Pope definitely takes the trophy for most ridiculous. It's definitely no wonder that the Eastern church split and that Martin Luther started the Protestant Reformation. You told it all in an informative and entertaining way, as always. I just love your videos! Please keep the outstanding videos coming and God bless you, my friend!

I can't get over how the album actually sounds pretty good

@anna_in_aotearoa3166

2 жыл бұрын

IKR? Definitely gonna have to go Spotify-search that one! Reminds me a lot of the recent wave of very cool "bardcore" reimaginings of popular songs by The Miracle Aligner, Hildegard von Blingin' and others...

*Our boi Francis*

@user-iv2dx9ps9y

5 жыл бұрын

our *B O I*

@merrittanimation7721

5 жыл бұрын

BOOOOOOOOOOOI

@Com3tcandi

5 жыл бұрын

@@DISTurbedwaffle918 Oh-

@jameshughes6078

5 жыл бұрын

Was that him in the outro? I liked it!

"Philip ordered a hit on the on the Pope! The Gaul!"

@me0101001000

5 жыл бұрын

Quite Frankly, that was my favourite part.

9:59 The guy in the white: It was this big i tell you! The guy in the black: My GOD REALLY?!

i like how you snuck che cazzo and puttana in the vid. 6:33 overly sarcastic production: 1 youtube demonetisation: 0

"Like our boi Francis" okay Blue I love you I'm locking in my answer

12:03 the pope rock is in latin?!?! Nofuckingway

@Tsuruchi_420

5 жыл бұрын

@@a-drewg1716 sorry mate, but my family is 1/4 Italian and this babbling is not Italian, and I have heard this dead language thing before and the church still uses it, they're probably spelling it wrong if you take in account the language that existed at the end of the western roman empire, but meh...

@nurgio317

5 жыл бұрын

This is what is known as ecclesiastical latin, the dead latin that church uses. Not to be confused with classical latin the one that the likes of Caeser used

@user-ge8yn4ql4i

5 жыл бұрын

What'd you think? Klingon?

@DaviRenania

5 жыл бұрын

@@a-drewg1716 Lol, no

6:48 King Philip IV *of France* ordered a hit on the pope! The *gall...* I see what you did there Blue

I watch this video whenever I want a good laugh! Red, Blue, I LOVE you guys, you can honestly make anything hilarious, entertaining and fun, yet also teach at the same time. I currently watching this, and then a few other videos because I'm about to read Dante's Divine Comedy, and I remember our dear murdered pope murderer mentioning that in the video.

What about the cadaver synod, when a pope put the previous pope's corpse on trial.

@andrewstewart1464

5 жыл бұрын

Because IMHO that deserves it's own VIDEO, not just a mention. It's probably not the only cadaver court ever performed, but it is/was a pope and that's just coco puffs!

@Sarathewise158

5 жыл бұрын

What?? Can someone explain, please? That sounds w i l d

@CeccoGrullo

5 жыл бұрын

Sarathewise look at this: en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cadaver_Synod

@Sarathewise158

5 жыл бұрын

@@CeccoGrullo Thanks! That was pretty much as insane as I thought it would be. How the heck did his body survive so many transfers and wardrobe changes, etc.? The level of petty happening here is crazy.

@arx3516

5 жыл бұрын

What about that pope that was beaten to death by the husband of his mistress?

Wait there is actually a -pope- -rock- poperock album...?!

@3asianassassin

5 жыл бұрын

We should have some poperocks to go with that. They spout actually good bible verses in lieu of pops

can I just say I freaking love that you use ACII music in the background for all your Italian history videos :D

I hear an AC II, brotherhood, or revelations soundtrack in the background. Which matches the time period.

9/10 should be called Pope WARS

I am *here* for this tea! Pop some corn people. This is going to be some holy drama. The current pope is dope tho.

@Udontkno7

5 жыл бұрын

@@DISTurbedwaffle918 That's heresy for claiming that *the pope* is heresy.

@NotMeButAnother

5 жыл бұрын

Want your popecorn sweet or salty?

@Udontkno7

5 жыл бұрын

@@DISTurbedwaffle918 I am a Catholic, I know how my, our, whatever, religion works as well.

@Udontkno7

5 жыл бұрын

@@DISTurbedwaffle918 At least I'm not the one calling the Pope a heretic 😌

@adriananinoartigas5880

5 жыл бұрын

DISTurbedwaffle918 guys it's okay Love your neighbors k?

I always love learning about how people in history were just as weird and dumb as us.

@Vinemaple

9 ай бұрын

Severely underrated comment

@Titancameraman64

5 ай бұрын

Turn off 📴👿

I might just be a weirdo, but I really like music done intentionally in church Latin (the specific dialect used by the catholic church). Doesn't matter what genre, as long as it it's structured with Latin in mind it usually sounds awesome to me.

@thatcatholicgirl5675

5 ай бұрын

That is referred to as Ecclesiastical Latin! I love it too! 💖

*Blue:* "for the next nine minutes..." *Goes on for another 11.63 minutes* *Me:* I have been lied to.

@dreameater8548

3 жыл бұрын

I hAvE bEeN FoOlEd

@ikmwrime29sorryaira60

3 ай бұрын

Bamboozled!

The pope has a rock album!?! Damn. I'm not even catholic and I love this man.

@notrealboi9063

5 жыл бұрын

@Shreyas Misra I am pretty sure most Catholics like the pope

@videogamebomer

5 жыл бұрын

@Shreyas Misra Don't know who you're talking to but ever Catholic I've meet loves the Pope

@jonsnor4313

5 жыл бұрын

Yes the dalai lame is the best, and he has a good sense of humor, too bad he will likely replaced by a chinese puppet.

@varana

5 жыл бұрын

"No spiritual training" - err, what? He's been a priest all of his life. Also, "abandonment of Catholic values", like which ones? "Don't understand or care about his religion" - man, you need to talk to other people... (And I'm not even Catholic.)

@doommagic

5 жыл бұрын

Shreyas Misra Dude, I don't know what Catholics you talk to, but I've yet to meet any who say they have a problem with him, much less hate the guy. Sure, they might not necessarily agree with him on his personal stances regarding every aspect in life, but you're going to find that with any pope that comes into the position or has previously held the position. A lot of Catholics absolutely adore Francis though because he's a pope for more modern times, something which Pope Benedict before him definitely was not. I like that about him. The times are always changing, and if we really stuck with "Catholic values" in their original form, the pope would be damning everyone as sinners and accusing people of heresy worthy of excommunication or even death for ridiculous things. So don't go calling Francis a hypocrite and propagandist for choosing not to be old-fashioned. He's not interested in being the same as his grandfather's pope.

"He ordered a hit on the pope! The Gaul!" I laughed.

+Overly Sarcastic Productions please do the cadaver synod next! A pope's body gets exhumed and put on trial. It's glorious and my favorite and honestly a bit upset you didn't mention it :(

I spit out my drink at the words ‘but Jesus was probably watching with popcorn loving all the drama.”

@amethyst_cat9532

5 жыл бұрын

He forgot to mention that Paul was probably yelling “YOU IDIOTS I TOLD YOU BREAKING INTO DENOMINATIONS AND FIGHTING WAS A BAD IDEA”

@samueljosephazzaro9664

5 жыл бұрын

@@amethyst_cat9532 Then Jesus be like "Bro, who even told you to make a new religion anyway?" Peter: "You DID!" Jesus: "You know it was bad enough you got high when I was trying to teach you stuff in life but did you have to trip during the couple of minutes I had to talk to you after I died! Seriously, Peter.......this is all on you!"

Two Popes enter one Pope exits.

@joebob4091

5 жыл бұрын

One Pope enters three Popes leave.

@dynamicworlds1

5 жыл бұрын

1-3 pope(s) enter(s), 1-3 pope(s) leave(s)

@Mateo-oq7ui

5 жыл бұрын

2 Popes enter another ones joins in nobody leaves another Pope is named.

@isitnotwrittenthat1680

5 жыл бұрын

3 bruh

"Yonked the Papacy", there's two words I never expected to hear together.

He put him in a “Jail Cell-estine”

Can you please do a video about the war of the Rose's or the 100 years war between France or England or maybe do a video about the Tudors. I love medieval and Tudor history and I would love if you could do a video about it.

"Functionally kings" Even today the Pope are crowned as King of Vatican City and Vatican City is an absolute monarchy so they are actually kings

@varana

5 жыл бұрын

There is no actual title "King of Vatican City" or somesuch, esp. as the State of Vatican City was established in 1929 and is not just a continuation of the old Papal States. The Pope acts as the monarch of Vatican City (which is why CGP Grey referred to him as "king of VC") but he doesn't actually bear the title.

@fuzzydunlop7928

5 жыл бұрын

I dig this meme account.

For those who are interested, a german author (Karl Heinz Deschner) wrote the book series "Criminal History of Christianity". It is a great analysis of all the crimes and mistakes the different denominations did over time, although it is still not finished. It is very entertaining as well. John XII was the best pope of course, the last pornocracy pope (I'm really not sure about this translation, the german term "Pornokratie" is a proper historic term, it means "reign of the whores" and is used to describe a certain period in catholic history about 904 - 963).

I can't believe it's been a whole year since my favorite History Summarized (;

He should do a video on Russian history just because how insane some of it is. Like the sack of Novgorod by Ivan the “Terrible” or the beard tax form Peter the Great. Even the Varangians a mixture of Vikings and Rus’ians(not to be confused with Russians) going around a f-ing with the Byzantine and Islamic empires. Which I am surprised he didn’t mention them in his Vikings video even the Harald Hardrada the last and most famous Viking king took the throne of Norway after ransacking the Muslims and running away with a Byzantine Princess.

@daughter-of-loki1062

5 жыл бұрын

I'm sorry, did you say _beard tax?_

@shakirashipslied9721

4 жыл бұрын

Beard tax.

I always find funny that Martin Luther is many times presented as a renovator of the christian faith, and while part of his concerns are legitimate... most of them were basically saying how the Catholic Church had grown too permissive and open minded, and he wanted a return to basics. And by basics I mean religious fanatism.

@FreeOfFantasy

5 жыл бұрын

who also held mess in Latin so nobody did actually understand anything they said in the scripture, even most village priest could read it but not understand (hence the translation) with a central authority that got to interpret it the way they saw fit, and take 10%+ from everything.

@adambielen8996

5 жыл бұрын

Luther was also super anti-semitic which is why the German princes later bundled him off to a monastery. He also specifically told his followers to not call themselves Lutheran.

@archonofplagues1329

5 жыл бұрын

My memory is a little murky on the subject, but I recall Martin Luther once said he hated God during his indoctrination into priesthood.

@HeavyMetalBeliever

5 жыл бұрын

Lots of people were fond of public burnings.

@fuzzydunlop7928

5 жыл бұрын

Shit, dude I'M fond of public burnings. Don't go lumping that hobby on just one person.

Vatican full of Gold People poor and starving Pope-"i see nothing wrong with the world, everything is fine"

@CollinMcLean

4 жыл бұрын

Vatican:Let us pray that God ends all poverty and starvation Some random initiate:Why don't we just take all this gold and give it to the poor? Vatican:Because then God wouldn't be doing it now cease making sense at once!

@Real_SkyRipper

4 жыл бұрын

@@CollinMcLean yeah what's the point of praying if then we solve the problems right? let God do something too.

@Cdre_Satori

4 жыл бұрын

Pray more and buy my indulgences.

I do like your presentation style. This one did clarify the issues with multiple popes. I never realized just what a mess it was.

From what I know, the Pope, while being the spiritual leader of the Roman Catholic Church, is also by default the absolute monarch of the Vatican. The Papacy didn’t so much lose its political power as the ability to carry out what most people consider normal state functions such as declaring war became less relevant.

I had to click on the video called, “Pope fight”. Lol!

I have no idea how it took KZread this long to recommend this to me, but I'm hooked. This is my third in a row and I've got four hours until bedtime.

I loved "The Gall" as this was referencing Phillip, the king of France also known as Gaul.