Hatchetfield Lines I Quote That Confuse People | Starkid

Yes, most of this video is Lauren Lopez #starkid #blackfriday #npmd #nightmaretime #tgwdlm

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  • @he.said.teenjiejer
    @he.said.teenjiejer5 ай бұрын

    the “kick my head” scene is huge for me actually. i legitimately have all of it memorized but i know like two people max who know starkid stuff so i never put that knowledge to use LMAOOO

  • @olioccasionallyanimates27

    @olioccasionallyanimates27

    5 ай бұрын

    Y'know- Ethan got kicked in the head/ref

  • @mikafizz1022

    @mikafizz1022

    5 ай бұрын

    Why did you memorize it?

  • @olioccasionallyanimates27

    @olioccasionallyanimates27

    5 ай бұрын

    @@mikafizz1022 why didn't you?

  • @abigailsalmanac

    @abigailsalmanac

    5 ай бұрын

    My little sister and I quote it all the time and the rest of our siblings just stare at us 😭

  • @kickyourhead1910

    @kickyourhead1910

    5 ай бұрын

    lmao kick my head is my user on most things I get asked a lot by people irl what it means

  • @charlotteadase6814
    @charlotteadase68145 ай бұрын

    Love it, my three additions would be "ARE YOU FRIGHTENED??!" from TGWDLM "You want me to film this?!" from Nerdy Prudes and "awhh right in the subpoena!" from Black Friday, but honestly, once you start listing quotes you'll keep going til you have half the script lmao

  • @Snakepit_Media

    @Snakepit_Media

    5 ай бұрын

    Thisssss is so real omg

  • @coyotix
    @coyotix5 ай бұрын

    "Yeah, prove it asshole, we're the army." "And I'm in a hurry!" that cut was fucking beautiful

  • @billiemccarthy8332
    @billiemccarthy83325 ай бұрын

    as someone who has not seen any of the Nightmare Time videos and therefore has no context to the clips from them, "I oughta cover you in syrup. go make a wallet?!" is so fucking funny to me

  • @Its_hatchetfield

    @Its_hatchetfield

    5 ай бұрын

    It’s just as weird with context lol

  • @user-bz6mn3tu8k

    @user-bz6mn3tu8k

    4 ай бұрын

    @@Its_hatchetfieldJeff’s delivery of “I guess I’ll go make a wallet” in abstinence camp kills me every time

  • @coyotix

    @coyotix

    2 ай бұрын

    i feel like jon was told to improv punishments and came up with "put you in a canoe", "cover you in syrup", and "let a bird walk all over you"

  • @kylej5076
    @kylej50765 ай бұрын

    I never noticed Curt's reaction to the "I hope you dont get a Wiggly" scene

  • @Its_hatchetfield

    @Its_hatchetfield

    5 ай бұрын

    It’s so funny lol

  • @psm7990

    @psm7990

    5 ай бұрын

    He’s just like 😐

  • @MaeFletch
    @MaeFletch5 ай бұрын

    "blaaaack coffee im your coffee gi-" "NOOOOO" idk how this is one of my most common quotes but i sing it ALL the time

  • @Volcanic_Activity

    @Volcanic_Activity

    4 ай бұрын

    "☝️🤓 um actually, it's coffee *gal* not girl"

  • @my-V-
    @my-V-5 ай бұрын

    My favorite is “I certainly don’t LOVE killing”

  • @readingginbed

    @readingginbed

    5 ай бұрын

    the way they delivered that line too is 🤌🏻💯

  • @Volcanic_Activity

    @Volcanic_Activity

    4 ай бұрын

    ​@@readingginbedjae is too iconic

  • @theresaurusrex
    @theresaurusrex5 ай бұрын

    “i’ve met god. he had nothing good to say about you” how is that literally from a starkid show

  • @jimmy_the_squid9456

    @jimmy_the_squid9456

    5 ай бұрын

    Same energy as "Do you think God stays up in heaven because he too fears what he created?" being from Spy Kids 2

  • @QuikVidGuy

    @QuikVidGuy

    5 ай бұрын

    There's also "Science says you're dead and gone forever. Reason says I'm talking to the air. But something in my heart, some secret, hidden part, illogical insists that you are there somewhere!"

  • @e_N_n

    @e_N_n

    4 ай бұрын

    @@QuikVidGuyGod the lyrics in Twisted go CRAZY, that show really makes me cry

  • @knot_sj5292
    @knot_sj52925 ай бұрын

    Im so sad "does your phone cover calls to hell/shes bisexual and dead where else would she be" wasnt included, i quote that on an almsot daily basis

  • @neoneoli1087

    @neoneoli1087

    5 ай бұрын

    Where is it from?

  • @knot_sj5292

    @knot_sj5292

    5 ай бұрын

    When they're in beanies right after grace gets busted by Shapiro in npmd!

  • @octolingo1892
    @octolingo18925 ай бұрын

    so glad that "my BArbeque" is included I quote that way too often

  • @cece_____z
    @cece_____z3 ай бұрын

    the thing i love abt “skele-uhn” is that it’s not an unusual way to say “skeleton” but it happens so many times in a row it just elevates it to hilarity

  • @curiousKuro16
    @curiousKuro165 ай бұрын

    "Yeah prove it asshole we're the army." Always has me cackling

  • @coyotix

    @coyotix

    2 ай бұрын

    super underrated line

  • @TnoyKaraxis
    @TnoyKaraxis5 ай бұрын

    I have one friend who has seen TGWDLM and NPMD and laughs at my quotes. It’s usually just quoting Ted.

  • @beetlejuiceblues12
    @beetlejuiceblues125 ай бұрын

    I literally closed my eyes and tried to see how quickly I could pick up on the quote and recite it along with the video lmao I think I'm hyperfixating on Starkid again

  • @MabelTemiki
    @MabelTemiki5 ай бұрын

    Great video 😀I was hoping “hello fwiendy-wends” and “WE DONT GIVE A SHIT ABOUT YOUR PHONE!” Would be here 🤣

  • @Codyrat405
    @Codyrat4055 ай бұрын

    Black Friday is one of my favorites and Emma is my favorite she’s so iconic

  • @Codyrat405

    @Codyrat405

    5 ай бұрын

    4:10

  • @Its_hatchetfield

    @Its_hatchetfield

    5 ай бұрын

    Lauren Lopez is just the best in anything she's in lol

  • @lightbornindarkness
    @lightbornindarkness5 ай бұрын

    The cabbage patch kid bit always gets me 😂

  • @unusbecauseimnotamasochist9045
    @unusbecauseimnotamasochist90454 ай бұрын

    I love Curt's face after "I hope you don't get a Wiggly. I hope you fucking die." just O-O (meanwhile Kim just goes >:0)

  • @MrsFoxx492
    @MrsFoxx4925 ай бұрын

    “Aw sorry, fresh out of your favorite food!” Is something me and my husband reference all the time 😂

  • @greywolfe8012
    @greywolfe80124 ай бұрын

    I frequently sing "What do you want, Paul?" I don't know anyone named Paul, it's just become my way of asking what someone wants lol

  • @readingginbed
    @readingginbed5 ай бұрын

    i taught my 6 yo niece the cool beans part from NPMD 😂 i quoted it one day and it made her laugh, so i showed her ONLY that part of the song (bc c’mon, she’s 6) and that’s basically all she said for an entire hour

  • @kaaiitlin
    @kaaiitlin5 ай бұрын

    I didn’t realise how much I quote Paul until I rewatched TGWDLM

  • @sophiafaris5437
    @sophiafaris54375 ай бұрын

    I do the “ok. Ok. Ok” a lot

  • @sagegreeeeeeen
    @sagegreeeeeeen5 ай бұрын

    I quote almost all of these literally every day…. Especially NPMD

  • @mari._.the._.extrovert5674
    @mari._.the._.extrovert56745 ай бұрын

    I religiously quote "Yea.. i don't want to though. Your fckin useless pete/paul!" All the time now. And im not mad about it.

  • @lounanotfluentinenglish
    @lounanotfluentinenglish4 ай бұрын

    I literally just left my room mumbling "I've never known darker times, and I've covered the protests live..." and my french family that doesn't know anything about Starkid is already tired of my presence ✨

  • @Ramblys_Tea_Party
    @Ramblys_Tea_Party5 ай бұрын

    Me and my best friend regularly quote the ‘should we kill him? Should we kill him??’ At any and every opportunity

  • @H0RR0R_CR0W
    @H0RR0R_CR0W4 ай бұрын

    I lost my crap when they revealed Peter as the hot chocolate kid

  • @teamcyeborg
    @teamcyeborg4 ай бұрын

    Forgot how beautifully Max says skele?on. Also, "Ah yes, shop class. Where if you don't chop your finger off, you get an A." "No! If you put in the effort and show up to class, I'd never let an accident like that affect your grade!" Is one that i desperately need to reference to anyone who will listen

  • @Sarah-sq2vu
    @Sarah-sq2vu5 ай бұрын

    Some of my personal favourites are Linda's "HWHAT???", Hidgens' "business", and the first verse of "What Do You Say"

  • @kaleighmagnant
    @kaleighmagnant5 ай бұрын

    So it's not a quote but i always say the little "huh huh" and do the hand movement from when Paul is singing moana whenever I hear that song from moana

  • @user-wm1yc2gk2w
    @user-wm1yc2gk2w5 ай бұрын

    5:42 so you just chant a demonic ritual at your friends?

  • @lillianmanuel4956

    @lillianmanuel4956

    5 ай бұрын

    you don't?

  • @Its_hatchetfield

    @Its_hatchetfield

    5 ай бұрын

    I just sing only that part of the song all the time at my house and my parents just look at me weird even though they know what it’s from lol

  • @justme7410

    @justme7410

    5 ай бұрын

    hell i sing and quote bury the body all the time

  • @flaxyus996

    @flaxyus996

    17 күн бұрын

    ​@@justme7410I imagine how Starkid fans' friends feel... - hey, man, whatcha up too? - POKOOOTHO, BLIKLOTEP, T'NOY KARAXIS... - yeah no, can you sing something else? - ...WE'RE GONNA BURY THE BODY- - oh God please no - ..fucKING GO FOR IT

  • @szaremm
    @szaremm5 ай бұрын

    i was waiting for "IT IS GOD'S PLAN"

  • @BronzeWarrior210
    @BronzeWarrior210Ай бұрын

    A personal favourie of mine is "WHAT'S IN YOUR POCKET, STE-PHA-NIE?"

  • @montikups1099
    @montikups1099Ай бұрын

    Goldstein's monologue 1:22 is how I found out my longtime friend also liked Starkid. It had never come up in conversation until then and it was like we discovered we were in the same secret society. Our poor friend group, we spent the next hour talking about Hatchetfield.

  • @justme7410
    @justme74105 ай бұрын

    I literally sing bury the body almost all the time it's so catchy!

  • @erikacornet9594
    @erikacornet95945 ай бұрын

    WHY O WHY can I qoute this whole video

  • @frozenlemon
    @frozenlemon4 ай бұрын

    “See! She can be taught!” Is something I need to say more

  • @darramations
    @darramations4 ай бұрын

    My friend has no idea about anything hatchetfield related but he thinks the name “nerdy prudes must die” is really funny so we started an inside joke where we just say nerdy prudes must die or replace the nerdy part of it with somthing related to somthing we were talking about beforehand

  • @flaxyus996
    @flaxyus99617 күн бұрын

    The 2:57 and confused "uhh.. fuck you?" from Emma after the "you, beat it!" - are the only legitimate ways to say "fuck you" and I use both of them

  • @celiacolladorivas548
    @celiacolladorivas5484 ай бұрын

    I was playing this video in the living room and my boyfriend started talking and singing along to the quotes from the kitchen 💀

  • @Its_hatchetfield

    @Its_hatchetfield

    4 ай бұрын

    Hahaha

  • @TBG1
    @TBG12 ай бұрын

    The number of times I've quoted the ,,I'm dead" is not healthy, I think

  • @Snakepit_Media
    @Snakepit_Media5 ай бұрын

    These are literally all my favorite parts thank you

  • @XenaNymet
    @XenaNymet5 ай бұрын

    Love this💚💚💚 😂😂😂 Starkid musicals are really something else ❤️

  • @DaveTh3Ninja
    @DaveTh3Ninja5 ай бұрын

    I ought to cover you with syrup. Go make.a wallet!

  • @DaveTh3Ninja

    @DaveTh3Ninja

    5 ай бұрын

    Pete Spankofski needs to fall into the Bastard's Box in the worst way. I have never seen a character that has needed to Back to the Future 2/Everything, Everywhere, All At Once more.

  • @DaveTh3Ninja

    @DaveTh3Ninja

    5 ай бұрын

    Decaf Whhhhaaaattt?

  • @DaveTh3Ninja

    @DaveTh3Ninja

    5 ай бұрын

    The Hatchet Town opening goes harder at the jump than any other Hatchetfield song. It is known. He IS Dan Reynolds.

  • @DaveTh3Ninja

    @DaveTh3Ninja

    5 ай бұрын

    And ending with songs that just get stuck in my head too. Let It Out. The Summoning. I get Use It Or Lose It a lot. When Pete does inevitably face off with Tinky it should end with Next Time from Yellow Jacket. Next Time is such a live show show ender. Shame about time and plagues and people not wanting to tour anymore.

  • @littlemissantisocial
    @littlemissantisocial4 ай бұрын

    The fact that I mouthed along to at least half of these proves your point perfectly 😂😂😂

  • @zayamoone
    @zayamoone4 ай бұрын

    I wish I could quote these, but if my family ever found out about half of the stuff in this series I think I’d have some problems. I have to physically restrain myself from saying half of these on a daily basis

  • @jennamoore3169
    @jennamoore31695 ай бұрын

    GOT MY FOOT ON THE GAS

  • @NinjaCoto
    @NinjaCoto4 ай бұрын

    This is… amazing

  • @emilyclark8772
    @emilyclark87725 ай бұрын

    Go make a wallet!

  • @theinimitablejora522
    @theinimitablejora5225 ай бұрын

    Good to know I’m not the only one who quotes JOYOUS DAYYYYYYYYY

  • @elsabug6769
    @elsabug67693 ай бұрын

    I’m hyperfixed on npmd right now, it’s my first starkid show, & I am SO excited to open the bag of worms that is Hatchetfield. All this shit looks so fun & absolutely ridiculous😭 & with SO much talent too, like wow.🤧💖🫶✨ Also this is my first time realizing several tiktok audios are from these shows,, it’s so freaking funny😭😪 XD

  • @Its_hatchetfield

    @Its_hatchetfield

    3 ай бұрын

    Welcome to the fandom lol. The hatchetfield series is definitely some of my favorites of the ones they’ve done so I hope you like them too! They’re insane but in the best way lol

  • @elsabug6769

    @elsabug6769

    3 ай бұрын

    @@Its_hatchetfield 💖🪓