Imagine in a thousand years today when future humans will find this: "Ancient humans gathered in something they called 'the pit' and perfomed pagan folkloric dances all night long to praise their gods, relieve stress, and mate"

@Humongous_Pig_Benis

2 жыл бұрын

And worship beer. You forgot worshiping beer!

@tacticaldatatactical

2 жыл бұрын

@@Humongous_Pig_Benis ahahha its just 2022 and its seems prehistoric lol

@kanyeezy2019

2 жыл бұрын

Minus the “mate.” Come on, bud. Les be honest here

@beardown2193

Жыл бұрын

Not the mate part hahahahahaha

@SumitPalTube

Жыл бұрын

@@kanyeezy2019 If there is mating involved, I am ready to join a hardcore pit 😆

I imagine a dude watchin' this and repeat the dance alone in his room xDD

@mulanoanomanojuanochanopac5705

8 жыл бұрын

xD

@karla5889

7 жыл бұрын

lmfao

@arthurfleck8565

7 жыл бұрын

Purple Haze YUP! 😂

@caffeinatedinsanity2324

6 жыл бұрын

I dont see what'a wrong. Just dont hurt yourself in your tight spots haha

@hehhehdummy

6 жыл бұрын

Hey there. It's me.

These must be my upstairs neighbors

@paulbeahm3891

5 жыл бұрын

You live below a garage?

@sitikarinamegaputri2373

5 жыл бұрын

Lol

@erickmacias2425

5 жыл бұрын

LOL

@MOON-wl2eg

4 жыл бұрын

Yes, that's us

@jasmineduran6731

4 жыл бұрын

Trolli I’m sorry, I’ll stop.

Hard to believe this masterpiece of dance art was filmed in a home garage.

Maybe I'll use these tactics to survive in WWIII

@MoMo-vo6xw

5 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣good idea

@alleystargrowley2784

5 жыл бұрын

Merrka

@LuisRamos-mm3qc

5 жыл бұрын

Yes 😂 I'm a windmill now

@Spicybean-hl4hz

5 жыл бұрын

Imma get the lawnmower

@L3nnartvhoorne

4 жыл бұрын

We going to iran boyyyyy

This looks very cardiovascular.

@voiceofreason1208

5 жыл бұрын

There weren't many fat people in the hardcore pits in the 80s for a reason, my friend. 😊

@dibowrks

5 жыл бұрын

I'll implement that in my workout routine

@Mrs.WyldRice

4 жыл бұрын

I’m dying!! 🤣

@jblasutavario9549

3 жыл бұрын

I like that. Good name for a band. "CaRdIoVaSculaarrrrrrrRrrRrr!'

@knunniek.9304

3 жыл бұрын

It does doesn’t it.

No Karate in the pit

@k4wallday

5 жыл бұрын

No velcro sandals in the pit...

@cayliefuller7668

5 жыл бұрын

@@k4wallday Lol

@samgaio711

5 жыл бұрын

*NO KARATE IN THE PIT*

@512_aj5

5 жыл бұрын

NO KARATE IN THE PIT

@GinoTricks

5 жыл бұрын

fuck you

00:10 windmil 00:20 the lawnmower 00:35 spin kick 00:48 cartwheel 00:57 stir the pot 01:15 two step 01:27 this 01:34 windmill 01:43 but on fire 01:56 elbows 02:13 pickup change 02:19 throw change 02:27 fighting demons 02:33 baseball bat

@Jrnelle

Жыл бұрын

A true saint

@bekaakk

Жыл бұрын

U forgot the "asshole" one 2:46

@shiiish3366

6 ай бұрын

⁠@@bekaakkjust admit you go to p*ssy 🍑 shows

I thought these dudes were serious at first lol

@TheDoReMiFaSolLaTiDo

5 жыл бұрын

Walter White naw they are

@corneliabarbarian3135

5 жыл бұрын

Perfectly serious!!! Seriously!

@calebpugh222

5 жыл бұрын

That's the saddest part man... they are completely 100% serious lmao I mean i love death metal, and death core.... hell, I even listen to 2 or 3 of the bands in the video, but you youngins lookin dumb af lmao. But hey.. im pretty sure some 12 year Olds out there really appreciate this video, so they can practice alone in their rooms lolololol.

@Angelrat666

5 жыл бұрын

@@calebpugh222 Damn, how could I survive 80ties moshpits without any instruction videos.

@mistrjt9213

5 жыл бұрын

I'm pretty sure they're 100% serious.

ok like i seriously couldn't stop laughing throughout this entire video. This is exactly how my friends are at shows. LOL

@Joe.Grimm.

5 жыл бұрын

@@jacobjacob4619 Seriously though. New friends.

@Leman.Russ.6thLegion

5 жыл бұрын

YOU HAVE NO FRENDZ. I KILLED ALL 1 OF THEM.

@Beer-can_full_of_toes

5 жыл бұрын

Yes...new friends....

@DevinRyan

5 жыл бұрын

How to throw a temper tantrum as a grown manboy. With occasional cartwheel.

@samtaulli8504

5 жыл бұрын

Jacob jacob what’s with the echos they don’t even apply to the situation

Don't think these lads realise that hardcore concerts require these moves to survive 😂

“Fighting invisible demons“ had me laughing most. It is kind of a combo of everything. Hilarious video.

I wish I had that kind of room for activities in my garage..

@matacoos1368

5 жыл бұрын

If you turned your beds into bunk beds, youd so much more room for activities

@joshlobley8832

5 жыл бұрын

Jerry Sandoz lmao I was hoping someone made a step brothers reference.

@thesmokinogre

5 жыл бұрын

My garage is full of all the books i bought and my red Lamborghini because why?...... Knowledge

@matacoos1368

5 жыл бұрын

@@thesmokinogre get out of here ogre Vanoss

If you do this shit in a thrash concert you get slammed hard

@QuietProphetTheWickedWarlock

7 жыл бұрын

J-P Salmi that's why it's done at a hardcore show

@moodman1151

7 жыл бұрын

J-P Salmi No karate in the pit

@DharmaMidget

6 жыл бұрын

\m/\m/

@lobokuklinski812

2 жыл бұрын

Thrash is gay

Why can't hardcore kids just do a Circle pit like normal people

@siomairice1127

5 жыл бұрын

deBidi i don't know, maybe it's because when you hear hardcore you just want to punch someone.

@legion6926

5 жыл бұрын

I ask myself this alot

@PIKL_Creep

5 жыл бұрын

Because metalcore and deathcore isn't metal. They are probably afraid of a true mosh pit.

@collinc9379

5 жыл бұрын

This is not hardcore

@clarinette016

5 жыл бұрын

Because circlepit is for wimps

-Did we just become best friends? -Yep! -Wanna go do karate in the garage? -Yep!

Is this a cringe comp?

@TimJohnBen

8 жыл бұрын

No, this is post crust beef metal.

@brandmannv1669

7 жыл бұрын

I only give about 3 thumbs up a year. consider yourself worthy

@beatrice0610

6 жыл бұрын

satire

@YaboiSubieImpreza

6 жыл бұрын

Scrub Nation idk but the windmill is a crab tank

@anarautio

5 жыл бұрын

Issa joke man

all people do at shows local to me are the windmill and the fighting invisible demons

0:31 is when the wet grass gets stuck in the machine n you have to dislodge it. Genius. This guy is a true artist.

Definition of no karate in the pit

never........EVER....use the words "hardcore dancing" in association with Metal. -___-

@moldingmelody

5 жыл бұрын

Da Lime shut

@4neurismo

5 жыл бұрын

looks like we have a metalhead over here

@moldingmelody

5 жыл бұрын

Aneurismo Montenegro I guess

@cmpork7145

5 жыл бұрын

More like we found a stiff

@pablozamparo596

5 жыл бұрын

NEVER! Fellyng styles

this might be useful one day

@2Edgy4ThisPlanet

7 жыл бұрын

jens bakker Ye when you got to kill a 1000 bees

@amariliscatclaw142

6 жыл бұрын

Jens Bakker this statement goes so well with your profile picture😂

"Does a Spin Kick flawlessly" . . . "Fucks up Cartwheel"

The “fighting invisible demons” bit had me dying! It’s so true and I just can’t! 😂

"The two step" as you called it is actually called "skanking" and is usually done to ska punk, punk in general, sometimes powerviolence, crust.

@caffeinatedinsanity2324

5 жыл бұрын

Skanking is fun imo

@CheeseLouise92

2 жыл бұрын

It's all fucking retarded. Lol.

@ineptspecimen2280

2 жыл бұрын

@@CheeseLouise92 as I'm sure the dancing to the type of music you listen to is as well.

@bradcallahan3546

2 жыл бұрын

AKTCHUALLY... How about you fuck off? People can call it whatever they want.

@soulscythe3540

2 жыл бұрын

As a hardcore guy I will never call such a sacred move by that name

"Do you wanna go do karate in the garage?"

@JuanSchwartz9

3 ай бұрын

Yep

Couldn't stop laughing, you guys are crazy funny. Thanks for cheering me up XxX

@RadioStreetsunited

5 жыл бұрын

U r welcome

@Paul.......

Жыл бұрын

​@@RadioStreetsunited thank you

I am now ready for my first metal concert

wtf is going on here

45 year old here...we used to just get in a mosh and beat the fuck out of each other what the hell is a "hardcore cartwheel" haha fucking what ! and also "stirring the pot" fucking hilarious.

@mannygonzalez3068

8 жыл бұрын

Man, I wish these guys were totally kidding but I've seen each and every one of these moves in person at concerts. It's pathetic. This generation sucks.

@unsaiddead9385

8 жыл бұрын

+Manny Gonzalez but you go to concerts with people who do this...

@lunaest.7713

7 жыл бұрын

Don't you see the sarcasm? I thought it was real until the minute 1:16 when I notice they were joking.

I've seen all these in person. My favorite was "butt on fire." We had one kid who would jump up on another kids back, interlock elbows, and spin in a circle kicking everyone in the face. When he kicked the girls (me and my best friend), that was it. They got their ass kicked. I miss those days... If we didn't leave with a bloody lip, we didn't have enough fun.

You brought me back to the punk/hardcore-days. I’m remembering all the moves now! Too bad I can’t pull ‘em off anymore✌️

ehh better than drake

@reynaldogonzalez6516

5 жыл бұрын

THUG4EVR Gaming maybe

@nigel7779

5 жыл бұрын

I thought it was cake

1:15 el paso del Chavo del Ocho :v

@cristianosses5102

7 жыл бұрын

ssjjsjsjsjdjsjjsjsjsjdjdjdjdjj

@LeonardoBoiko

6 жыл бұрын

eso eso eso

@jobaut1080

5 жыл бұрын

Jajajaha

@giovannamunoz1120

5 жыл бұрын

jajaja y sii

@TKRFX

5 жыл бұрын

eso eso eso xd

This is exactly like I remember the hardcore kids from like 1999 to 2004 when I was heavily into grindcore (although its 2 very different styles there was a lot of overlap in scenes as I lived in a small city). I'm surprised this style has still survived to this day and even though this is a parody, you guys are actually better at throwing down than most of the kids I've seen flailing around in videos from the last 5 years. Thanks for the many lulz.

this was f'n amazing

No parecen muy traumatizados aquí :v

@karla5889

7 жыл бұрын

',:v

@enzosmedina6320

7 жыл бұрын

x2 :v

@banshee5x

7 жыл бұрын

No ves como bailan? Se les metió el demonioooo

@istrc1

7 жыл бұрын

+Gio X351 jajajajajajaja xD

@jereckps2495

7 жыл бұрын

la dvd xD

0:35 no karate in the pit

@edgehc3193

4 жыл бұрын

It is hardcore u dumb

THANK YOU FOR THISSSSSSS ...Liked, shared, added to a playlist....

This is the best thing ive seen all week.

I can't stop smiling with this video.. 😂 I don't know why it makes me feel happy.. 😂

wtf am I watching how the hell did I went to wedding crasher fails to this😨

@morbidgirl6808

5 жыл бұрын

Because it wants to lead you to metal🤘

@astyrvela

5 жыл бұрын

Metal is the meaning of life!

This is a really good contemporary dance, loved it

You guy are great!! This was precious 🤣💜😌

This was fucking brilliant, laughed the whole way through because it’s all so true! Especially the disclaimer. Thank you guys 🤘

1:04 it's Varg Vikernes?

@Rogue_painting27

5 жыл бұрын

LOL!! I actually spit beer out!!!

@lorenarodrigues321

5 жыл бұрын

LFMAO

This is the only thing i need in the morning thank you 😂❤

Ha ha ha great love it I see sum style in there. Dam the spin kicks were pretty impressive.i came back to it lol

I never knew there were styles of dancing in the mosh pit, I thought you just around and push or fight each other🤣🤣🤣

ah' pero en el video anterior "Heeelp" 😂😂😂

@kipscr7350

7 жыл бұрын

•Mario Oswaldo• te mamate

This is awesome!!!! The Type O song/part was so unexpected and badass!!!!

Great video,i knew picking change would be here,my personal favorite hahaha!

You're not you when you're hungry. Hungry? Grab a SNEAKER.

Quedaron poseidos por el demonio del sotano .

This made me laugh harder than maybe any other KZread video ever lmao.

Absolute classic, coning back yet again as i need a good laugh :) 🤘🏻

I need to learn these moves. XD I will pick up all the ladies. lol

@bitescratchkill6849

5 жыл бұрын

Fly High and Paint Me with a Tear as a lady I can confirm

@guyfujii3204

5 жыл бұрын

Ya pick them up and body slam😂

reminds me of beavis and butthead dancing especially the goofy kicks

Needed a video to laugh at, thanks for supplying xD

Bet this was a right crack to film! 'Fighting Invisible Demons' I reckon is what I look like in the pit. Funny AF, love it!

How's John!?

NO. KARATE. IN. THE. PIT.

@Buranyi98

5 жыл бұрын

ITS. JUST. A. JOKE.

@Metalhead_Coaster_Fan

5 жыл бұрын

Tamás Burányi r/woooosh

@Abasedbymygrief

4 ай бұрын

SHUT. UP. METALHEAD. This isn’t your scene gtfo of it

Man i will use these thanks!

NICE WORK LADS! YOU'VE DONE IT! xx

I thought salsa was hard to learn , but I see this is harder

This is my faborite video on the internet

Hysterical!!! Now Dad needs the garage back.

I cannot fathom WHY this is in my recommended videos. But that guy with the moustache! Ha excellent video

Por culpa de esa Casa ahora son metalicos adoradores de Satan :v

@slipkorn78

7 жыл бұрын

oye que yo escuche metal no significa que soy satanico. bueno soy satanico,pero no porque escuche metal >:v

@pintoarriolasofiaselene2005

7 жыл бұрын

😂

@jereckps2495

7 жыл бұрын

Jajajajaja ptm xD

@nicoldsabogal3979

7 жыл бұрын

metalicos osea q estan hechos de metal......................... creo q quisiste decir METALEROS

@jostremz9446

7 жыл бұрын

jajajajja xd

I know you guys are joking but those kicks were really impressive LOL

love everything about this video. the cast of people, the fact that its filmed in a garage, etc.

fkin hilarious!!😂😂😂I almost spit out beer I was laughing so hard!! funniest video ive seen in a looong time!!

How's John ?

Ok, quedaron bien locos :v

@elmaty1823

7 жыл бұрын

😂😂Sii

@RODRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

3 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

Watched again lmao this is excellent I've fought 'invisible demons' a lot without my knowledge

This is the best thing I’ve ever seen

Quedaron sumamente traumatizados, ya veo por qué lo dice el Sr. Dross. ¬¬

I like hardcore dancing even if some moves look so stupid I laugh like half an hour.

This was brilliant.

this is the most hilarious epic shit I've ever seen!!!! I guess its accountable for the late night drunk rockers hahaha!! rock on man :)

these are the worst types of people to find in the pit

@mshock9637

5 жыл бұрын

These are the best type of people to find in the pit.when two individuals oozing Indiscriminate violence that is completely uncollimated collide its a great sight its even better when youre one of them. Ribs and noses get broke nightly and its fantastic because the dude that did it will help you out if hes aware it happened. Boom instant greatest memory playlist candidate.

@oliolioxincrii1730

4 жыл бұрын

@@mshock9637 well said

@mds1986ms

4 жыл бұрын

@@oliolioxincrii1730 Its what we do, its catharsis, its necessary. People aren't allowed to fistfight anymore and we all have something we need to release and not everyone wants to fight a war so you go to the show and flail around with reckless abandon. I guess it scares some people. Life begins at the end of your comfort zone.

@mds1986ms

4 жыл бұрын

Shit you want to feel alive go to a hardcore show at the electric factory in philly. Best time of your life. Best to wear a white t-shirt. Lol

@TheReddShinobi13

4 жыл бұрын

@@mshock9637 I disagree. This doesn't belong in a pit BECAUSE the odds of someone getting hurt are so high. The point of a pit isn't to "go crazy and violent" it never has been. Every hardcore dance video I've seen, someone gets hurt. If it's on purpose, then that guy gets hurt. I say IF you feel the need to do this. Don't do it in a standard mosh pit, because you'll just piss everyone off

I came here to laugh

Perfect animation references for enemy attacks \m/ ty

You guys are silly. 😄 love this.

donde está "el baile del sótano"? xdxdxd

@Purx124

7 жыл бұрын

AJJAJAJAJAJAJJAJA xDD

@anticlickbait

7 жыл бұрын

xD

@jostremz9446

7 жыл бұрын

jajjajajja

@gabrielmurillo4550

7 жыл бұрын

Que carajos es esto?xdddd

@ednameza8398

5 жыл бұрын

Te super mamastee JAJAJAJAJA

jajjajja stir the pot "la mayonesa" en chile

These are much more athletic than the average hardcore patron. Was an honor being part of it though

Very enjoyable....thanks🤗

Re: comments here: It never ceases to amaze me, how resentful and bitter people can get when they see others having good fun and enjoying themselves.

Ay! mi sotano :u

I haven't been to a show I so long this helping xD

be prepared, know these moves, the time will come when they are needed most, watch.

Don't you ever associate death metal, with this deathcore bullshit

@JamesDeal1982

8 жыл бұрын

You're THAT guy. No where does this video say what genre these are, yet here comes the genre carnesuor, imposing his ungodly knowledge on everyone. Just enjoy music and stfu.

@lol42244

8 жыл бұрын

aye bro it played Job for a cowboy, and hardcore dancing is associated with metalcore and deathcore.

@vOddy75

8 жыл бұрын

+Carlos Asuncion When the people above look down, all they see is shit. When the people below look up, all they see are assholes.

Did that satanic house expierence really mess you guys up that much

I hope yall are all still friends, this was thoroughly enjoyable

Como recordar esos viejos tiempos

Gunna b doing this even at rap events

at least its better than the justin bieber shit

@Kumoruis

7 жыл бұрын

I think that comment died a while ago..

@shaheendalirian1

7 жыл бұрын

chiikuroshitsuji elfenspice yea i guess..

33 yrs old now, thought all my life i could never be a dancer, thanks for this, now i know i can (timing set aside)

THANK YOU... FOR MAKING SENSE OF THE MOSH PIT